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Speaker 1: SITSI and with with Kate Ritchie podcast the time.

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Speaker 2: For another reading of The Far Too Personal Trainer, A

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Speaker 2: book I wrote in twenty fourteen has finally been revealed

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Speaker 2: and Carriage. You have found yourself in the hot set

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Speaker 2: of driving the story and the readings of The Far

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Speaker 2: Too Personal Trainer.

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Speaker 3: When you say you wrote a book in twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 3: did you start and complete it in the one year

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Speaker 3: or has this been something you've been working on for

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Speaker 3: a while? And another point, as I perused my bookshelf

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Speaker 3: at home over the weekend, yes, and came across some

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Speaker 3: of my own titles printed. I I wonder if you

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Speaker 3: can actually call it a book.

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Speaker 2: If it hasn't been printed. Well, it hasn't been printed.

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Speaker 2: You're dead right, Cote Richie. But we have I suppose

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Speaker 2: the manuscript.

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Speaker 4: Ah, we have any nibbles from any publishers since Kate's.

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Speaker 2: Been reading, have not not going to any publishing houses?

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Speaker 3: Is it my reading?

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Speaker 2: It's your No, your reading has been spot on. In fact,

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Speaker 2: a lot of the officers talking about how great you

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Speaker 2: are playing this role.

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Speaker 3: Well, I look forward to reading this little bit today

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Speaker 3: and felt a bit lost over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Because I really wanted to know what was.

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Speaker 3: Happening with the mccasky personal trainer Ben the ben.

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Speaker 2: Hold of the personal trainer. He lives with his mate Mono. Now,

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Speaker 2: Mono has kissed a girl at work a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: But then Mono has been to a gentleman's club and

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Speaker 2: she found out, and she's not impressed that Mono went there.

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Speaker 4: Chucked a Mono.

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Speaker 2: No, no, didn't chuck him on. It's his name because

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Speaker 2: he's only go on testicle.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, thank you. That brings us up to speak

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Speaker 3: for this little part. So the whiteboard reads, is it

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Speaker 3: wrong to touch a girl at a men's club when

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Speaker 3: you're in a relationship. Firstly, I'll jump in with a

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Speaker 3: quick thought, no, it's not. Women are always shocked when

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Speaker 3: they find out exactly what happens in a men's club. Firstly, girls,

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Speaker 3: if you've never been, just so we're all on the

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Speaker 3: same page, let me break it down for you. It's

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Speaker 3: a bar, pardon the pun.

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Speaker 5: That's all good.

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Speaker 3: One that's always very dark. There's a stage or podium,

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Speaker 3: lots of poles and women dancing, yes naked. I understand

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Speaker 3: why Mono's girl may have been upset with him, but

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Speaker 3: it's not exactly cheating. Mono didn't have his eye on

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Speaker 3: someone else. It wasn't a premeditated catch up behind her back.

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Speaker 3: It was a business transaction.

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Speaker 5: This is good.

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Speaker 3: Here's the great problem with cheating. If you ask me,

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Speaker 3: how do you know where the line is? Besides the

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Speaker 3: questions of is their life on Mars? And why is

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Speaker 3: it so hard to plug a phone charger into the

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Speaker 3: wall in the dark, the third most challenging question of

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Speaker 3: the modern times is what defines cheating?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: And how does fluff get stuck in your belly button?

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Speaker 3: But let's let's stick to the cheating. I love I

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Speaker 3: love how heavy topics light answer a lot depends the

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Speaker 3: belly button is answer these questions for me. If you're

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Speaker 3: reading this and sitting next to your partner, throw a

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Speaker 3: few of these at them. Is seeing another woman's Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to just throw a word in there. Seeing

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Speaker 3: another woman without clothes on? Cheating? Is skinny dipping with

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Speaker 3: another woman? Cheating?

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Speaker 5: You asked this question you, But this is the.

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Speaker 3: Whole thing with his book. He says it's not his life,

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Speaker 3: but I reckon He's written an entire erotic novel, said

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Speaker 3: he supposedly Ryan Shelton, just so he could answer.

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Speaker 5: Life and the cheating question is.

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Speaker 3: Okay, is skinny dipping with another woman? Cheating here we

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Speaker 3: go is kissing another woman on the lips. Cheap cheat

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Speaker 3: is dancing with another girl at a nightclub. Cheating is

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Speaker 3: thinking about another person when you're getting it on.

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Speaker 2: Said ship horn guys, censorship horns God for getting a

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Speaker 2: bit too steamy this morning.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the list goes on, but we can't go there.

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Speaker 5: We're not going to go unbelieved.

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Speaker 4: I just feelish, is your dirty laundry?

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Speaker 2: Just like this is an absolute masters.

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Speaker 3: Men just sit on the toilet for twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Thinking about my day.

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Speaker 5: They do not We actually have this morning, guys. The

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Speaker 5: the only other person aside from Whippers from Whipper who

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Speaker 5: has read the Far Too Personal Trainer book, He was

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Speaker 5: the recipient of the first and only in circulation from

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Speaker 5: the What a Lucky Guy from the Imperfect podcast, It

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Speaker 5: is Oriyan Shelter.

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Speaker 3: OHI God, welcome, Welcome to the show. Ryan. I mean,

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Speaker 3: do you feel like the luckiest man in the universe

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Speaker 3: being bestowed you know this INCREDI doable piece of work.

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Speaker 1: I did feel very lucky to be honest. This is

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Speaker 1: obviously before I started reading it, but I did feel very,

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Speaker 1: very lucky you reading it. Kate, though, has done the

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Speaker 1: literature a lot of favors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so, Seltz, is it confusing throughout the book with

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Speaker 4: what's going on? Or you enjoyed it?

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Speaker 1: So here's the slightly embarrassing but explainable thing. So I've

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Speaker 1: only probably read about ten pages.

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Speaker 3: On a minute because you weren't enjoying it. Or is

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Speaker 3: it because it's awkward reading the sexual thoughts of your friend?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's absolutely awkward reading it. Like I can't reading it.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't decide, you know, whether you you know when

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Speaker 1: you can't decide whether something's great or horrific. It's that like.

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Speaker 2: Seltz, you might say, you know, for one person it's

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Speaker 2: a masterpiece. For the other they just don't understand it.

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Speaker 2: I don't get it, but don't get it.

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Speaker 1: Well, in this case, I would potentially say for one

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Speaker 1: person it's a masterpiece and for everyone else.

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Speaker 2: It's a jackson, And you're all that one person you

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Speaker 2: get it, I mean shelters Fitz has also been a

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Speaker 2: little bit confused to how far this book goes, like

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Speaker 2: how much detail is in it? And it's fair to

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Speaker 2: say it covers everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, I just I just feel like

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Speaker 1: I need to before I go into that ill I

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Speaker 1: need to explain why I've only read ten pages. And

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Speaker 1: the reason is because, as you know, if I sat

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Speaker 1: down one day finally to read it, and I started

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Speaker 1: reading it and I was so proud, I sent you

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Speaker 1: a photo saying like, I'm reading it like it's actually happening,

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Speaker 1: and then and then you said, stop, don't read anymore,

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Speaker 1: there's a new draft coming out. Until I stopped, and

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Speaker 1: then have never heard from you.

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Speaker 4: What did you put through?

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Speaker 2: Spellship has explained having started this in twenty fourteen, I

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Speaker 2: had to go over it. I didn't have a bit

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Speaker 2: of a look at it before I made sure that

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Speaker 2: Scheltz had the version I wanted him to read.

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Speaker 3: So do you think it has legs?

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Speaker 1: Ryan?

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Speaker 3: Like, I mean, how far do you think this book

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Speaker 3: can go? Do people really want to read about a

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Speaker 3: far too personal trainer?

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Speaker 1: What? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, No, this is a

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Speaker 1: must published book. Okay, this is wow, this is get

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Speaker 1: it out there asap, because I just it would be

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Speaker 1: such a tragedy for the country, for the world, really,

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Speaker 1: for the world, not to be able to read, and

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Speaker 1: a physical copy as well. I feel like I want

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Speaker 1: to hold it. Imagine Michael Whitsley to have written a

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Speaker 1: published hard cover book. Would be so excited.

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Speaker 3: It would be exquisite. Imagine waking up just imagine this

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Speaker 3: from moment. Imagine waking up on Christmas morning and having

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Speaker 3: a hard copy of this book wrapped under the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 2: Would you imagine that it's great? Kindling? I mean a

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Speaker 2: message from Tommy Williams. Here fits Chelsey. Great to have

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Speaker 2: him back on the radio. Hit print, hit print, hit print, Tommy,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, must be would you know he could

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Speaker 2: be on the cover?

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Speaker 4: Whip you could get Williams. Tommy Williams could be You're

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Speaker 4: not so personal, droner.

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Speaker 2: I mean I could also I could now that I've

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Speaker 2: lost Shelter. You probably wouldn't recognize it at the moment.

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Speaker 2: I've lost six kilos, So I could possibly be on

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Speaker 2: the front cover of the of the book.

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Speaker 3: Could maybe you do fold.

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Speaker 4: Censorship so Sheltz, we can't get a review off you

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Speaker 4: because you you're still running for the next draft. Any

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Speaker 4: time limits on that, Shelts because we're actually alive on

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Speaker 4: air now.

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Speaker 1: Well, I would love to read the next draft as

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Speaker 1: soon as we has the time to send it to me.

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Speaker 1: I would love to read it. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, he loves the first ten pages. That's what

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Speaker 2: I took out of that.

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Speaker 1: That's what I've gone through the first ten pages for sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know when you're reading a book and your mind

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Speaker 1: keeps wondering and you have to keep going back over

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Speaker 1: because you're like, hang on, what did I just read?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you just read. I think your review

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Speaker 2: is that it's educational.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, we'll wait for you. Signed copy, Ryan, Oh,

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Speaker 3: I would.

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Speaker 1: Love a signed copy. I'd love a copy with me.

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Speaker 2: Draft number two coming along reader, Thanks for coming on

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Speaker 2: with Kate.

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Speaker 3: Ritchie is an over podcast.

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