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Speaker 1: Hello helly peers, and am I'm really talking to Katrine
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another pod, My friends. I'm Hailey and I
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Speaker 3: We're besties, we're business partners, and we're the creators of Adelaidy.
Speaker 2: Hello, I say Haylozy Media and we do everything together
Speaker 2: except bang. I'm going to start today with a little
Speaker 2: bit of a bone.
Speaker 1: You pick bone to pick with me? Yeah, don't think
Speaker 1: name two bones? Okay one yep.
Speaker 3: Last week we spoke about Michael Jackson. Now I came
Speaker 3: out swinging, saying, I have always been obsessed with him.
Speaker 3: It's I love him to my core, always growing up
Speaker 3: as in my twenties, thirties and now forties. There was
Speaker 3: a time where I stopped listening because of what happened,
Speaker 3: you know, the rumors. But I'm back on board. Love him,
Speaker 3: believe him. You, my friend rolled your eyes and you said,
Speaker 3: and you just did it again, Mage four And you
Speaker 3: wonder where you're doing gets it from?
Speaker 1: When she rolls her eyes? Where do you get that from?
Speaker 2: Like you do the full I roll? I can hear
Speaker 2: your eyes rolling. Okay.
Speaker 1: I went and saw Michael Jackson on the weekend. I
Speaker 1: loved it more than anything. And I love him and
Speaker 1: I love going to the movies. And I cried and
Speaker 1: I laughed.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I say it's too late to jump on
Speaker 3: the Michael Jackson bandwagon If you're in the mid thirties,
Speaker 3: you can't now just something fall in love with Michael
Speaker 3: Jackson's going to see.
Speaker 2: Queen and going, oh yeah, I like the movie. I
Speaker 2: liked I liked the Queen.
Speaker 3: But you're not a hardcore fan. You just like the movie.
Speaker 3: You like the idea of liking him. You don't like
Speaker 3: him from the very beginning.
Speaker 1: But you don't know his story, chimpanzee, you're not him,
Speaker 1: you didn't go to his concept. I'm not as old
Speaker 1: as you.
Speaker 2: So you're Robbie Williams to your core, right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love Robbie Bee more than anything.
Speaker 3: I'm not Robbie to my core really like him, like
Speaker 3: take that, but not to my call. Like I am
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson, so you cannot jump on board my bandwagon.
Speaker 2: Me and bergo on that wagon.
Speaker 3: And all the other Michael Jackson fans that were slamming
Speaker 3: you online, okay, calling you beije and boring and dumb.
Speaker 1: One girl literally said the chicken pink is dumb.
Speaker 2: The chicken pink, The chick in pink, not chicken.
Speaker 1: The chick is down. Yeah, bitch, I was this slow.
Speaker 3: No, it's what it is is when you're a hardcore fan,
Speaker 3: your hardcore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you come out.
Speaker 3: You're just on the wagon for a little bit and
Speaker 3: then you'll get over it once the dover mean wears off.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I always hate going to the movies.
Speaker 1: I never go to the movies. And when you went
Speaker 1: to the movies, I was like, oh, who goes to
Speaker 1: the movies. On Sunday night, virgin I had date night
Speaker 1: and we went to the movies, ate popcorn and Malteeser's.
Speaker 1: It was so good together together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh the salt in the snate It's so good.
Speaker 1: And then we went to Sophia and had a child
Speaker 1: free dinner of just halloomy and ricotta and honey. That soad,
Speaker 1: And and I watched another movie on Netflix. I had
Speaker 1: a chill weekend. I never watched TV. I never watched series.
Speaker 3: You know, this is something that I that we don't
Speaker 3: have in common because I love television and I love
Speaker 3: movies so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're my one friend.
Speaker 3: That I don't message to say what are you watching
Speaker 3: at the moment, because chances are you're not watching anything.
Speaker 2: Do you on the other bone that I want to
Speaker 2: pick with you?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bones right now.
Speaker 2: Now, I reckon It was about three episodes ago.
Speaker 3: I was telling you how I've grown up as a
Speaker 3: tree hugger because my dad.
Speaker 2: My dad.
Speaker 3: Loves to hug trees, reaching out to nature. I love
Speaker 3: being grounded and it makes me feel great again. You
Speaker 3: roll your eyes at me because we're woo woo and weird.
Speaker 3: But then I saw on Instagram. You're on Kangar Island
Speaker 3: and you're hugging moss.
Speaker 1: What I was hugging a tree and a hugging moss,
Speaker 1: and I took off my shoes and I walked barefoot
Speaker 1: through a forest. I actually understood for the first time
Speaker 1: in my life why people are free bleeders.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to I just wanted to take my
Speaker 1: clothes off. I wanted to burn my bra and I
Speaker 1: wanted to hug that motherfucking tree. And did you I did,
Speaker 1: and it was so good. They got a close up
Speaker 1: shot of me feeling doing this to a tree.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love this so much. You're filming
Speaker 2: a tree.
Speaker 3: So now you're also on the bandwagon of hugging trees.
Speaker 1: I hug trees. I love Michael Jackson, and you like
Speaker 1: moss and I'm a potential free bleeder.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, you no, no, just.
Speaker 1: That was gross.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so gross. Offense to never talk about that again. Sorry.
Speaker 2: We don't like judging people, but we're judging you for
Speaker 2: free bleeding.
Speaker 1: A little bit of judge.
Speaker 2: Just wear a pad.
Speaker 1: I don't forgotten what a period's like. I haven't have
Speaker 1: on veided months now, Oh.
Speaker 2: Welcome back and coming back soon, come back. Heavy.
Speaker 1: The maternity pads, Oh, there's nothing more sexy. I remember
Speaker 1: Burgo having to put it on for me because you
Speaker 1: can't bend over after a c section, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, And
Speaker 1: you're lucky they love you because you've just birthed their child.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot happening afterwards that people don't talk about.
Speaker 3: So I'm I since year seven, I don't think I've
Speaker 3: worn a pad.
Speaker 2: I hate pads. I hate the smell of them. I
Speaker 2: hate the feel of them.
Speaker 3: They're wet, they're soggy, it's yuk, and they're bulky and
Speaker 3: you can see it looks like you've got a dick.
Speaker 1: What about the maternity ones where they come up to
Speaker 1: hear and end.
Speaker 2: They're like a full nappy. So I've really struggled with
Speaker 2: that part after having a baby. Yeah, I can't put
Speaker 2: anything inside you. You have to wear the pads and
Speaker 2: will let yourself.
Speaker 1: Just free bleed. God, we're already that we've said that
Speaker 1: too much? You have, I haven't said it one I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I am I'm running on no sleep and I am.
Speaker 3: Get at you're having a baby.
Speaker 1: I went to Kangar Island yesterday. I got back at
Speaker 1: eleven and then I couldn't sleep when I stir for
Speaker 1: at one o'clock in the morning, and I couldn't sleep
Speaker 1: because the baby was just kicking me until I ate something.
Speaker 2: Don't starve the baby.
Speaker 1: It's hungry, babe, Do you reckon? I do I look
Speaker 1: like I've been starving.
Speaker 2: She's more than a protein bar.
Speaker 1: I well, yesterday with filming, we had SCons for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Millie was with me, and then we had chips on
Speaker 1: the ferry home.
Speaker 2: There was no food left. That sounds really nice.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had the best. I love Haangar Island. It
Speaker 1: just has my heart. I just love going there. We
Speaker 1: share together.
Speaker 2: We haven't done that in a while, have we.
Speaker 1: No, we traveled separately now because we don't like each
Speaker 1: other and we fight.
Speaker 2: Each other so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all pretend a Member of the week. That
Speaker 1: was my membo.
Speaker 2: What do you want than that?
Speaker 1: I'm tired, That's it. That's all you get. Like you're
Speaker 1: lucky You've fucking got that At this rate.
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful for you. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 3: Who am I going to get when you go on maternally?
Speaker 3: I was thinking about this the other day.
Speaker 1: You could probably just talk to yourself to be fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah I could, But.
Speaker 1: Actually I've got a bone to pick with Millie. Millie
Speaker 1: said something to me yesterday. I can't remember exactly what
Speaker 1: she said. It was along the lines of, like, you
Speaker 1: talk so much, you just talk to yourself if you're good.
Speaker 2: I was like, you do what you do? Do you
Speaker 2: get tired of your own voice at all? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You told me to be quiet in the office the
Speaker 1: other day because I was too much.
Speaker 3: So I'll just lift the curtain on a lady office. Right,
Speaker 3: And this is the core truth. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: people in our office who struggle to work in our office.
Speaker 2: Right. Your old school, and you don't like people for
Speaker 2: working from home.
Speaker 1: You've got a big rule about it coming to the office.
Speaker 3: Me, on the other hand, more new school, And I
Speaker 3: get it because I also work way better when I'm
Speaker 3: by myself, because I can act and think creatively.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but are you really.
Speaker 1: Working when you're sitting in your couch? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I am. Actually I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I So you don't trust people. So the other
Speaker 3: day I'm in the office telling me I'm sitting in
Speaker 3: the middle of the office right because I couldn't be
Speaker 3: in our office because I'm there, You're there, and I
Speaker 3: love you, but I just can't work right and I
Speaker 3: like to get my work done.
Speaker 2: Then I can play.
Speaker 3: So I'm sitting in the middle the office and I
Speaker 3: can hear the whole office's sign people are trying to
Speaker 3: get their work done. Charlotte, a beautiful producer, has just
Speaker 3: come back from overseas and she's trying to catch up on.
Speaker 2: A thousand emails.
Speaker 3: And all I could hear is you talking about this place,
Speaker 3: not as Kachina, not as Kachina do there, and they
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 1: And the best pastor that I wanted to tell her.
Speaker 3: And she you can hear her going, ah, yeah cool.
Speaker 2: I'm like, she doesn't give a fuck. Shut up.
Speaker 1: I just missed her and I just wanted to have
Speaker 1: a chat.
Speaker 3: Then you get annoyed that people aren't working, it's because
Speaker 3: you don't shut up.
Speaker 2: And what did I do?
Speaker 1: I literally you came and you were like do you
Speaker 1: ever take your breath?
Speaker 2: What are you big?
Speaker 1: White? And then I like left. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't talking somewhere else. Yeah, so I went
Speaker 1: and sat in my car and metaphone call.
Speaker 3: But don't you understand, don't want to getty shit done
Speaker 3: and then you can play.
Speaker 1: Whereas I like to do my eight hour day in
Speaker 1: about thirteen yeah, I like to really spread it out.
Speaker 2: I like to do mine in about four Oh. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that I do in four hours. You were doing thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh probably a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just that you just do it a little
Speaker 2: bit slower.
Speaker 1: May I'm I'm my dad. Oh my god speaking. I
Speaker 1: called him on the way here. My dad has started
Speaker 1: TI gie.
Speaker 2: My dad.
Speaker 1: He's going, you know, we have to go seventy nine
Speaker 1: year old Dino. He goes, Oh, some of the boys
Speaker 1: asked me to tie jay.
Speaker 2: You're doing it in the parklands.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we have to go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I need to hide in a bush.
Speaker 1: We need to hide in a bush and watch him.
Speaker 2: Is he doing like the whole breathing thing and they
Speaker 2: lift their arms.
Speaker 1: Oh, can you imagine my dad on one leg.
Speaker 2: He'll break a knee doing the eagle. Oh, this is excellent.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? I love him?
Speaker 3: He's almost years old and he's doing freaking tai Chieh's.
Speaker 1: Just how he says it, though, Like I called him
Speaker 1: on the way here, I'm like, oh, Haley's on her way.
Speaker 1: We're doing the podcast, and Mom's like, oh the podcast,
Speaker 1: no talking about pooh Vagina's sex. You know the rules? Yes, Mum,
Speaker 1: well I think we've spoken about all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: And Dad goes, oh, guess what I did some ti j.
Speaker 2: He's just he's in his own little cheek, just a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: He probably didn't know when they said tai chi. He
Speaker 1: was probably like, I love.
Speaker 2: Am I getting some needles.
Speaker 1: He would have thought, I'm gonna go out for an
Speaker 1: ice Asian red wine. He would have got to the
Speaker 1: park going where are you taking me?
Speaker 2: Delicious?
Speaker 3: Anyway, all right, today on the podcast, welcome to the
Speaker 3: show everyone, Just so you know, we don't plan. We
Speaker 3: just got to kind of have a round about topic.
Speaker 1: I feel like people probably know by now. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: today are going to talk about placenta and I am
Speaker 1: going to talk about faces. Yeah. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people want to know what you do to your face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's a lot, says you on Mondaro. But you
Speaker 1: have a go if I do something to my face.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm sorry. Are you sad or happy? Right now?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Here we go, says someone who always has a go
Speaker 3: at people where they look old.
Speaker 2: We will leave somewhere and you'll go to be How
Speaker 2: old does she look? I jo, don't you dare lie?
Speaker 2: Oh my god say that.
Speaker 1: I can't tell whether you're being serious or not.
Speaker 3: So you know I've got nothing in my face at
Speaker 3: the moment. Yeah, you're laughing about it.
Speaker 2: You're pregnant.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, now I'm actually getting pissed off. Why is
Speaker 3: it not okay to call someone fat, but it's okay
Speaker 3: to call someone old?
Speaker 2: But you don't look old, you look twenty No.
Speaker 3: No, but what I'm saying we haven't even got to
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about yet.
Speaker 2: But it's true. Why is that a thing?
Speaker 3: Why is it like it's or you can't say that,
Speaker 3: but you can say that someone's old because that makes
Speaker 3: them feel shit about themselves.
Speaker 1: No, but everyone talks about people behind people's back. It's
Speaker 1: just what they.
Speaker 2: Do, all right, What do you say about me?
Speaker 1: But oh, she talks too much of the office. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to concentrate and do my work, and I
Speaker 1: just can't get anything done when you're around.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Faces because we're going to say what we have done
Speaker 3: to our faces, if we've done anything to our faces,
Speaker 3: because I think it's important to be honest, right, and
Speaker 3: I want to start with Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is beautiful.
Speaker 3: She's forty five, absolutely stunning. She's got the big lips,
Speaker 3: the beautiful, big brown eyes, she's got a gorgeous jaw line.
Speaker 2: She's stunning.
Speaker 3: And in the first Devil, Wee's Prata beautiful. The second
Speaker 3: devil was Prata just as beautiful and doesn't actually.
Speaker 2: Look much older.
Speaker 3: So obviously people do things to their face. And my
Speaker 3: opinion on this is you do whatever makes you feel
Speaker 3: better about yourself.
Speaker 2: It's why people go on on weight loss drkes.
Speaker 3: You things to their faces, whatever you want to do
Speaker 3: to make you, not for anybody else, but for you
Speaker 3: to feel better. Yes, there's a line when your face
Speaker 3: doesn't move and you start looking like Jocelyn, you need
Speaker 3: to stop you.
Speaker 1: If you get to joson the Catwoman, I will question.
Speaker 3: But that's also for the injectable. People to say no.
Speaker 3: People need to say no, they're going to the wrong places, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: So with Anne Hathaway, she's had some form of something right,
Speaker 3: but when she was interviewed and do you know what,
Speaker 3: it's okay to say, I don't want to talk about it,
Speaker 3: that's fine, But I believe that she came out she
Speaker 3: just she lied. She says she did she did platts.
Speaker 3: She does a plat and a plat on either side
Speaker 3: of her face. And she says that she pulls it up,
Speaker 3: which does work.
Speaker 2: Have you tried it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it lifts your face. It's like you've had a face.
Speaker 1: Lift, really, so you don't lift my neck.
Speaker 2: I don't think it does much for your growls.
Speaker 1: No, I mean like the fladabul gab.
Speaker 2: So for the next stuff.
Speaker 3: I saw someone the other day and they had like
Speaker 3: tape at the back of their neck, like Homo Simpson
Speaker 3: when he kind of like dark tapes his the back
Speaker 3: of his body to make real thinner.
Speaker 2: So you can actually tape something in the back of
Speaker 2: your neck anyway.
Speaker 1: Do you know my Nana fe she was doing botox
Speaker 1: before it was the thing. She was the first woman
Speaker 1: in South Australia. There was this salon they did the
Speaker 1: first lot of acrylic nails at the Adelaide hotel. They
Speaker 1: were getting acrylic nails done and she was getting botox
Speaker 1: jabs when there are a thousand bucks a pop.
Speaker 3: So you said, you just made a statement then, and
Speaker 3: I want to know if we can factor this. Your
Speaker 3: grandma was the first woman moment, the first she was
Speaker 3: trying like she used to try, said, this had been
Speaker 3: quite a few times before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she used to try. She she tried everything. When
Speaker 1: my nana was eighty, she looked better than me and
Speaker 1: the womb like she was phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, so no, really good skin yeah, and botox yeah,
Speaker 3: so okay, So ad hathaway, that's what she said. She
Speaker 3: came out saying that she's done more than that. So
Speaker 3: just I don't know why people hide these things. Don't
Speaker 3: lie about it because it makes other people fuel shit
Speaker 3: about themselves.
Speaker 1: And that's the same with jabs. If you're doing the jab, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't lie. If you tell me that you're healthy, eating,
Speaker 1: exercising and you're doing the jabs, nothing pisces me off more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just be honest, Just be honest.
Speaker 2: There's nothing to be ashamed about.
Speaker 1: What have you done to your face? I've done plats,
Speaker 1: No you haven't, bitch.
Speaker 2: No, no, you've done more than Platz.
Speaker 3: So the only thing that I've done is sprinkle of botox.
Speaker 3: Yep and yep. My I didn't tell miles and years. Hi, Jimmy,
Speaker 3: I have a little bit on the side of my eyes.
Speaker 1: That's right now.
Speaker 3: Right now, I have nothing in my face. I haven't
Speaker 3: done anything since the end of January.
Speaker 2: I have nothing. So right now this is me me.
Speaker 1: But you're beautiful.
Speaker 3: But the reason I've doing done it is because I'm
Speaker 3: on a trial. I've done this trial and I actually
Speaker 3: really liked it. It's this like, it's two things that
Speaker 3: I'm doing. It's hyaluronic acid under my skin, so.
Speaker 2: Palaronic halaronic half Felicia.
Speaker 1: You just walking over here for mack.
Speaker 3: And it hydrates your skin, and I've really liked it
Speaker 3: and this other thing that they're doing at the same time.
Speaker 3: So I couldn't do anything else apart from that. So
Speaker 3: mum was a bitty therapist. So I've always grown up
Speaker 3: like having.
Speaker 2: Your mom looking after my skin.
Speaker 1: Beautiful skin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I did dumb things when I was nineteen.
Speaker 3: I did I used to do solariums when before we
Speaker 3: knew that they were share and scary and then I
Speaker 3: moved to Queensland and I was like on the TV
Speaker 3: it was like one in three people skincats and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: and it scared the crap out of.
Speaker 2: Me when I'm in my early twenties. So I've been
Speaker 2: really careful ever since then.
Speaker 3: So I've always looked after my skin because of my mum.
Speaker 3: And yeah, at the moment, so the reason I have
Speaker 3: anything now you can see the reason I have stuff
Speaker 3: in my eyebrows. My head doesn't move much, right, I've
Speaker 3: never had my brother and I have never had I
Speaker 3: don't have a frown line, but my eyebrows are.
Speaker 2: Like a upside down Nike dick. I my eyebrows so much.
Speaker 3: See that, No look one one goes up and there's
Speaker 3: wrinkles here, like it's it's just my it's just my forehead.
Speaker 1: I just see you as beautiful.
Speaker 3: But I also want to be animated because I don't
Speaker 3: want you don't want a forehead that doesn't move.
Speaker 2: You need to be able to have animation.
Speaker 1: Especially you and I on our jobs. We are we
Speaker 1: are this.
Speaker 3: Yes, I need to be and I say that so
Speaker 3: so in all honesty, the people that I've seen over
Speaker 3: the years have done they always say, it's like a
Speaker 3: third of what most people have. It's a sprinkle because
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like my smile lines, and
Speaker 3: I know you should my eye smile lines.
Speaker 1: I just just stop smiling, just frown.
Speaker 2: Smile all the time. So that's my issue.
Speaker 3: And also go somewhere where they say, no, where they go, No,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that for you.
Speaker 2: You don't need that.
Speaker 3: Don't go to someone that's going to go I'm going
Speaker 3: to suggest that you do all these things because then
Speaker 3: it creates all this insecurity about yourself. So you want
Speaker 3: to go somewhere where they go just a little bit.
Speaker 3: That's the safest people to go.
Speaker 1: But I've had friends go to people and they say,
Speaker 1: I own your face. Now, like, once you try it,
Speaker 1: you're not going to want it to move.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we're going to share this thing that happened.
Speaker 3: Was it four years ago when we went to the
Speaker 3: bow Dives? Because this is what this is where I
Speaker 3: remember it happening. Do you remember I went and saw
Speaker 3: this guy we're doing this thing we won't name names.
Speaker 3: When saw someone who does faces and we were doing
Speaker 3: some advertising with him, and he's like, oh, I let me.
Speaker 2: Put a little bit here, and so I was like, ah,
Speaker 2: what's it going to do?
Speaker 3: Of course, and I said it as long as I smile,
Speaker 3: because my biggest thing is I want smiley eyes.
Speaker 2: I want my eyes to crinkle up and go small
Speaker 2: when I'm laughing, because that's my face.
Speaker 3: And he's like yeah, and then it takes about three
Speaker 3: days to settle, and we will go to the bow Dives.
Speaker 3: And I remember looking at my face in the mirror
Speaker 3: and I look like a chucky doll.
Speaker 2: I look like I know.
Speaker 1: Oh, your eyes started to sink down to your nose.
Speaker 3: My eyes didn't move. And then I had to go
Speaker 3: back to him. They looked dead, like didn't when you
Speaker 3: see that people have had too much stuff done in
Speaker 3: their eyes are just dead. So I had to go
Speaker 3: back there at like eight o'clock at night. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you need to do something about this. Undo what you've done. Please,
Speaker 3: this is not what I asked for.
Speaker 2: I just did it, did everything that.
Speaker 1: I angry.
Speaker 3: He got annoyed at me, Yeah, because he said that
Speaker 3: that's what I asked for.
Speaker 2: Well I didn't.
Speaker 3: Anyway, They'd spent ages trying to like put heat on
Speaker 3: it or whatever to undo what they've done.
Speaker 1: This is what scared me. This is what's scared I know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my fat, my face, and Mom's never done anything. And
Speaker 1: I think my mom has got beautiful skin. And she
Speaker 1: always says it's like, as you get older, it's the
Speaker 1: time in your life where you want a little bit
Speaker 1: of extra fat on your face because it helps with
Speaker 1: your wrinkles. And she spends a lot of money on cream,
Speaker 1: it's true, and serums and she does all this stuff
Speaker 1: and drinks her water and everything. And we joke that
Speaker 1: it's all the olive oil in the Mediterranean diet that keeps.
Speaker 2: Us like, you do you want a bit of fat
Speaker 2: on your face? You do?
Speaker 1: But I'm I've also had friends that have gone to
Speaker 1: places and they go it's preventative, and there's twenty year
Speaker 1: olds getting both this is okay?
Speaker 3: Yes, And also isn't it a weird thing that I've
Speaker 3: thought about this because it also scares me seeing people's
Speaker 3: people doing their.
Speaker 2: Lips and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Like if it makes you feel better, great, but it
Speaker 3: makes me go our kids are growing up seeing these
Speaker 3: faces that don't have much movement.
Speaker 1: It's unrealistic, yeah, but it is.
Speaker 2: Now it's realistic because that's the way the world is.
Speaker 1: You know. It's funny, you know, with me going on
Speaker 1: the jabs. You were like, you don't need to go
Speaker 1: on the jabs, but I'm like, I need to do
Speaker 1: it for myself, and it's me with your face. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but I think you're beautiful all the time. You don't
Speaker 1: need anything, but you do it for you, So there
Speaker 1: is no right.
Speaker 2: Or there's no right or wrong. You do it.
Speaker 3: You do as long as you're not doing it for
Speaker 3: someone else and you don't go too far. You're doing
Speaker 3: something for you to give you a little bit of confidence.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be something that's like injectibles. It
Speaker 3: can be going to do I don't know, some needling
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 2: You like. I've done this salmon sperm facial.
Speaker 1: That was so weird.
Speaker 2: That was weird.
Speaker 1: You had sperm injected into well, it's.
Speaker 3: Not sperm, it's DNA from a salmon sperm.
Speaker 1: It's not sam But I don't know how they get
Speaker 1: the salmon out of this. Do you, just like, Millie,
Speaker 1: do they have little doodles? Do salmon have doodles? Millie?
Speaker 1: Can you google salmon doodles and then we can check
Speaker 1: Millie's history later and fire her a.
Speaker 2: Picture that they are you googling, Sam.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to do that, Millie. That's really inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Can you yell out what happened? Mills? Do salmon have doodles?
Speaker 4: No, salmon do not have penises because salmon reproduced via
Speaker 4: external fertilization.
Speaker 2: Males have no need.
Speaker 4: For a copulatory organ to transfer spam.
Speaker 2: They don't have to put it in.
Speaker 1: Basically, I love actually dumbed it down for how does
Speaker 1: it get in? Ah?
Speaker 3: So they do it just for mating, not for pleasure,
Speaker 3: like you don't see salmon just getting it on.
Speaker 1: Who's the fun in that? Dolphins get it on? Dolphins
Speaker 1: dolphins banging?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think you're going out to swim with the dolphins,
Speaker 3: but actually get it.
Speaker 2: Do you think sharks are bredators? Do you want to
Speaker 2: have a dolphins? Dolphins?
Speaker 1: They won't to buy you a dinner. They want to
Speaker 1: get straight to the void.
Speaker 2: Ah, faces covered, that's what we've done.
Speaker 1: A little sprinkle, Okay, genuine opinion. Is it weird if
Speaker 1: I turn my placenta into capsules and then eat them
Speaker 1: after birth?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that's foul.
Speaker 1: Well that was a short segment.
Speaker 2: Next.
Speaker 1: No, so it's called placenter and center in capulation, it's
Speaker 1: dehydrating and encapsulating the placenta to consume it, which proponents,
Speaker 1: I can't read? What's that mean?
Speaker 2: Proponents? Propels?
Speaker 1: Proponents believe helps with postpartum hormone balance and energy levels.
Speaker 1: Did I pass you twelve?
Speaker 2: What is that word?
Speaker 1: Read?
Speaker 2: That barely supports?
Speaker 1: Okay, that was a better supports postpartum hormone balance and
Speaker 1: energy levels. I've met people that lost heaps of blood
Speaker 1: during pregnancy, like one and a half two liters of blood,
Speaker 1: and they were like, it's going to take months for
Speaker 1: your blood levels to actually get up to where they
Speaker 1: need to be. But after like three or four weeks
Speaker 1: of the capsules, they're kind of there.
Speaker 2: I saw my placenter. Did you not see yours?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I've never eaten meat before in my life, so for me,
Speaker 3: it's like a meat thing I don't want to eat
Speaker 3: out of myself.
Speaker 2: It's eating. It's like catibalism. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you put some salt and pepper and it stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh stop, I fried up?
Speaker 3: If again, you do you if it's something that makes
Speaker 3: you feel better, I feel I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel weird about it. I don't think I would
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: But some people take them home and like plant them
Speaker 1: at the bottom of a tree.
Speaker 2: It looks like a massive steak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so big.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, so my least put her head up.
Speaker 4: So I've seen people they keep their placenta after birth,
Speaker 4: and they keep it damp and filled with the bloods
Speaker 4: and then they put it down onto like an a
Speaker 4: three piece of paper in different formations like hearts and
Speaker 4: stuff like that, and then they frame that artwork with
Speaker 4: their plansct to blood and then.
Speaker 2: I guess the same thing that keeps your baby alive.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is good. You've heard of Hailey Pierce and art.
Speaker 1: It's now time for me for Lauren to chanzrot art
Speaker 1: and we just do placenta art.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we just we should do that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you can like cut off bits of your placenter
Speaker 3: and give to other people to also create their own art,
Speaker 3: like color by numbers.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What else are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Well, my placenta sits at the front. Do you remember
Speaker 1: where placenta so front there and it is like a
Speaker 1: dinner plate it's like two kilos. Yeah, it's massive. And
Speaker 1: I didn't realize when you have a vaginal birth you
Speaker 1: have to actually birth it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to do the baby and then you
Speaker 3: have to push it out. But that's nothing.
Speaker 2: Surely you just be.
Speaker 1: Like, have I not done enough? Because it is tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It's the same as getting the baby out, and then
Speaker 3: you think they're stitching you up, but they're still they're
Speaker 3: getting a placenter out as well.
Speaker 2: It's unable, like.
Speaker 3: The fact that you can grow a human inside you
Speaker 3: and the placenta grows and like it's just it is amazing,
Speaker 3: but I can't wrap my head around there.
Speaker 1: So there's there's like a few people in Adelaide. They
Speaker 1: come to the hospital and I wonder how it would happen,
Speaker 1: Like just on reception, Hello, yep, Lauren, she just had
Speaker 1: a baby. I'm just here to pick up at placenter.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: Let me go to the fridge.
Speaker 3: Here's a placenters like flat patch, Like is it wrapped up?
Speaker 3: Like you're going to Thomas Farm's food and get you Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like an ikea placenta. Yeah, so just folded up.
Speaker 1: And then she takes home and dries it, like does
Speaker 1: she put it in her oven or like another oven,
Speaker 1: like not her cooking oven.
Speaker 2: It's such a weird thing. It's part of you do
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: What if I bought that home, like I swear, like
Speaker 1: your dog can eat it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Are you doing it or not? Well, I just like,
Speaker 3: what are the actual benefits? Well, it just says it's promonal.
Speaker 1: It's just because think about it. It's kept your baby alive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like hormonal blood levels. It's filled with vitamins.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like the vitamin thing, but they head
Speaker 2: up again.
Speaker 4: No, consuming placenta capsules after birth is not scientifically proven
Speaker 4: to be good. There are no documented health benefits, and
Speaker 4: they carry potential safety risks. Okay, Millie, you're all about
Speaker 4: the research.
Speaker 2: Why can you bring some facts to this show.
Speaker 1: I just guys, I go on Instagram and I look
Speaker 1: at things and I go, yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Mine.
Speaker 3: Honor was the first person who's at Australia have Boto.
Speaker 1: She wasn't the first, she was just one of them.
Speaker 2: No, you've told me she was the first person so
Speaker 2: many times.
Speaker 1: She's not like the first man on the moon.
Speaker 2: She was like the seventh of you like.
Speaker 1: To ten stories? Yes, yes, yeah, to make it sound better. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go google my nanner. Imagine if it
Speaker 1: like came up she was in the paper. We're just
Speaker 1: like a needle in her eye.
Speaker 2: Ship okay, so okay, So.
Speaker 1: At this stage, I just go, let's just give it
Speaker 1: a go. I don't know how much it costs. Would
Speaker 1: you sir for it?
Speaker 2: Or would you put in a bolonnes?
Speaker 1: It was Jasmine rat It's like that time. Then does
Speaker 1: Burgo know this yet?
Speaker 3: I think he hates fish, but you've been putting anchovies
Speaker 3: in his past sauce for the last four years.
Speaker 2: Did he just find that out then?
Speaker 1: Or we need to go like he comes home, he's
Speaker 1: such a skip like Bollondes to hear me puts carrot
Speaker 1: in it, like Italians aren't putting carrots. You just don't.
Speaker 1: You don't put carrot in a bolonnaise anyway. Don't hate me.
Speaker 1: Don't say the chicken the green shirt's dumb, because I'll
Speaker 1: find you by the Italians run every pasta sauce I've
Speaker 1: ever started starts with like anchovies and onions. And he's
Speaker 1: walked into the house for going, why does it smell
Speaker 1: like fish in here? I'm like, well, that must be
Speaker 1: your nose. That's on you, buddy. As I'm breaking up
Speaker 1: the anchovies, and then he's like, oh this is delicious.
Speaker 1: Pasta's pissing herself, laughing, What is happening?
Speaker 2: Has she just said another fact that's wrong? Okay, give
Speaker 2: her back, give her the mone way.
Speaker 1: Do Italians for carrying pasta a traditional Italian cooking? Yes,
Speaker 1: Italian's absolutely Carres boy.
Speaker 3: Okay, so don't listen to this show if you want
Speaker 3: any factual information whatever I say.
Speaker 2: Good, we have DBH lawyers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine like all of Campbelltown
Speaker 1: on my ass right now? All the nun is coming
Speaker 1: with a picture.
Speaker 3: But do you know what the best thing about you
Speaker 3: is you say everything with such conviction that I believe
Speaker 3: you every time.
Speaker 2: You're very good at lying.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Actually, you're not a lie, You're a bullshit artist.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting Karen Bolinase my not. I didn't book
Speaker 1: carroten Bolines and have you book Karen Bolonaise? Well, you're
Speaker 1: just a dig in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this has been the weirdest guys.
Speaker 1: Next week it's gonna be like Michael, So, I tried
Speaker 1: carroten bolonaise. It's actually really delicious.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to everyone weird sweetness. I like carrying bolinaes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually maybe I should. What about a bit of zucchini?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I get that you can't put pineapple
Speaker 2: on pizza. That's very un Italian.
Speaker 1: I actually quite like. I am a walking talking contradiction.
Speaker 1: You're a bullshit artist. I am, yeah, but I'm Italian
Speaker 1: and Greek, so I'm just both.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm in business with you anyway.
Speaker 2: I love you so much.
Speaker 1: Well I talk a lot so well.
Speaker 2: Anyway. On that note, thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you not get us any feedback this week, please,
Speaker 3: because we're regretting everything.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, no reviews. I do not go to Spotify and
Speaker 1: do not give us any form of review. No, actually,
Speaker 1: don't listen.
Speaker 2: Don't don't turn us off right now.
Speaker 1: Why don't we give five other podcasts for people who listen.
Speaker 1: I love you, eye bye