WEBVTT - What have we done to our faces, and will Lauren eat her placenta?!

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<v Speaker 2>Ad A lady ad A lady ad A lady ad

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<v Speaker 2>lady filter it, Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello helly peers, and am I'm really talking to Katrine

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<v Speaker 1>a realm tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another pod, My friends. I'm Hailey and I

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<v Speaker 2>am Lauren.

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<v Speaker 3>We're besties, we're business partners, and we're the creators of Adelaidy.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I say Haylozy Media and we do everything together

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<v Speaker 2>except bang. I'm going to start today with a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a bone.

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<v Speaker 1>You pick bone to pick with me? Yeah, don't think

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<v Speaker 1>name two bones? Okay one yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Last week we spoke about Michael Jackson. Now I came

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<v Speaker 3>out swinging, saying, I have always been obsessed with him.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I love him to my core, always growing up

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<v Speaker 3>as in my twenties, thirties and now forties. There was

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<v Speaker 3>a time where I stopped listening because of what happened,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the rumors. But I'm back on board. Love him,

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<v Speaker 3>believe him. You, my friend rolled your eyes and you said,

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<v Speaker 3>and you just did it again, Mage four And you

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<v Speaker 3>wonder where you're doing gets it from?

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<v Speaker 1>When she rolls her eyes? Where do you get that from?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you do the full I roll? I can hear

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<v Speaker 2>your eyes rolling. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I went and saw Michael Jackson on the weekend. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved it more than anything. And I love him and

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<v Speaker 1>I love going to the movies. And I cried and

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, can I say it's too late to jump on

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<v Speaker 3>the Michael Jackson bandwagon If you're in the mid thirties,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't now just something fall in love with Michael

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<v Speaker 3>Jackson's going to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Queen and going, oh yeah, I like the movie. I

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<v Speaker 2>liked I liked the Queen.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're not a hardcore fan. You just like the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>You like the idea of liking him. You don't like

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<v Speaker 3>him from the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't know his story, chimpanzee, you're not him,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't go to his concept. I'm not as old

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<v Speaker 1>as you.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're Robbie Williams to your core, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I love Robbie Bee more than anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not Robbie to my core really like him, like

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<v Speaker 3>take that, but not to my call. Like I am

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Jackson, so you cannot jump on board my bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and bergo on that wagon.

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<v Speaker 3>And all the other Michael Jackson fans that were slamming

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<v Speaker 3>you online, okay, calling you beije and boring and dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>One girl literally said the chicken pink is dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>The chicken pink, The chick in pink, not chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>The chick is down. Yeah, bitch, I was this slow.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's what it is is when you're a hardcore fan,

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<v Speaker 3>your hardcore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you come out.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just on the wagon for a little bit and

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<v Speaker 3>then you'll get over it once the dover mean wears off.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? I always hate going to the movies.

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<v Speaker 1>I never go to the movies. And when you went

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<v Speaker 1>to the movies, I was like, oh, who goes to

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<v Speaker 1>the movies. On Sunday night, virgin I had date night

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<v Speaker 1>and we went to the movies, ate popcorn and Malteeser's.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so good together together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh the salt in the snate It's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we went to Sophia and had a child

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<v Speaker 1>free dinner of just halloomy and ricotta and honey. That soad,

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<v Speaker 1>And and I watched another movie on Netflix. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a chill weekend. I never watched TV. I never watched series.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, this is something that I that we don't

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<v Speaker 3>have in common because I love television and I love

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<v Speaker 3>movies so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're my one friend.

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<v Speaker 3>That I don't message to say what are you watching

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<v Speaker 3>at the moment, because chances are you're not watching anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you on the other bone that I want to

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<v Speaker 2>pick with you?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of bones right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I reckon It was about three episodes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I was telling you how I've grown up as a

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<v Speaker 3>tree hugger because my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Loves to hug trees, reaching out to nature. I love

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<v Speaker 3>being grounded and it makes me feel great again. You

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<v Speaker 3>roll your eyes at me because we're woo woo and weird.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I saw on Instagram. You're on Kangar Island

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<v Speaker 3>and you're hugging moss.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was hugging a tree and a hugging moss,

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<v Speaker 1>and I took off my shoes and I walked barefoot

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<v Speaker 1>through a forest. I actually understood for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>in my life why people are free bleeders.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to I just wanted to take my

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<v Speaker 1>clothes off. I wanted to burn my bra and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to hug that motherfucking tree. And did you I did,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was so good. They got a close up

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<v Speaker 1>shot of me feeling doing this to a tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I love this so much. You're filming

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<v Speaker 2>a tree.

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<v Speaker 3>So now you're also on the bandwagon of hugging trees.

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<v Speaker 1>I hug trees. I love Michael Jackson, and you like

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<v Speaker 1>moss and I'm a potential free bleeder.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, you no, no, just.

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<v Speaker 1>That was gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so gross. Offense to never talk about that again. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't like judging people, but we're judging you for

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<v Speaker 2>free bleeding.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of judge.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wear a pad.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't forgotten what a period's like. I haven't have

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<v Speaker 1>on veided months now, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back and coming back soon, come back. Heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>The maternity pads, Oh, there's nothing more sexy. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>Burgo having to put it on for me because you

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<v Speaker 1>can't bend over after a c section, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, And

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<v Speaker 1>you're lucky they love you because you've just birthed their child.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a lot happening afterwards that people don't talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm I since year seven, I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 3>worn a pad.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate pads. I hate the smell of them. I

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<v Speaker 2>hate the feel of them.

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<v Speaker 3>They're wet, they're soggy, it's yuk, and they're bulky and

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<v Speaker 3>you can see it looks like you've got a dick.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the maternity ones where they come up to

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<v Speaker 1>hear and end.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like a full nappy. So I've really struggled with

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<v Speaker 2>that part after having a baby. Yeah, I can't put

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<v Speaker 2>anything inside you. You have to wear the pads and

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<v Speaker 2>will let yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Just free bleed. God, we're already that we've said that

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<v Speaker 1>too much? You have, I haven't said it one I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I am I'm running on no sleep and I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Get at you're having a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Kangar Island yesterday. I got back at

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<v Speaker 1>eleven and then I couldn't sleep when I stir for

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<v Speaker 1>at one o'clock in the morning, and I couldn't sleep

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<v Speaker 1>because the baby was just kicking me until I ate something.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't starve the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hungry, babe, Do you reckon? I do I look

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<v Speaker 1>like I've been starving.

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<v Speaker 2>She's more than a protein bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I well, yesterday with filming, we had SCons for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Millie was with me, and then we had chips on

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<v Speaker 1>the ferry home.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no food left. That sounds really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I had the best. I love Haangar Island. It

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<v Speaker 1>just has my heart. I just love going there. We

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<v Speaker 1>share together.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't done that in a while, have we.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we traveled separately now because we don't like each

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<v Speaker 1>other and we fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Each other so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all pretend a Member of the week. That

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<v Speaker 1>was my membo.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want than that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired, That's it. That's all you get. Like you're

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<v Speaker 1>lucky You've fucking got that At this rate.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so grateful for you. What am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Who am I going to get when you go on maternally?

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about this the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>You could probably just talk to yourself to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I could, But.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I've got a bone to pick with Millie. Millie

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<v Speaker 1>said something to me yesterday. I can't remember exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>she said. It was along the lines of, like, you

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<v Speaker 1>talk so much, you just talk to yourself if you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you do what you do? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>get tired of your own voice at all? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me to be quiet in the office the

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<v Speaker 1>other day because I was too much.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll just lift the curtain on a lady office. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>And this is the core truth. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people in our office who struggle to work in our office.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Your old school, and you don't like people for

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<v Speaker 2>working from home.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a big rule about it coming to the office.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, on the other hand, more new school, And I

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<v Speaker 3>get it because I also work way better when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>by myself, because I can act and think creatively.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but are you really.

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<v Speaker 1>Working when you're sitting in your couch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I am. Actually I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I So you don't trust people. So the other

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<v Speaker 3>day I'm in the office telling me I'm sitting in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of the office right because I couldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>in our office because I'm there, You're there, and I

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<v Speaker 3>love you, but I just can't work right and I

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<v Speaker 3>like to get my work done.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I can play.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm sitting in the middle the office and I

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<v Speaker 3>can hear the whole office's sign people are trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get their work done. Charlotte, a beautiful producer, has just

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<v Speaker 3>come back from overseas and she's trying to catch up on.

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<v Speaker 2>A thousand emails.

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<v Speaker 3>And all I could hear is you talking about this place,

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<v Speaker 3>not as Kachina, not as Kachina do there, and they

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<v Speaker 3>do this.

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<v Speaker 1>And the best pastor that I wanted to tell her.

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<v Speaker 3>And she you can hear her going, ah, yeah cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, she doesn't give a fuck. Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I just missed her and I just wanted to have

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<v Speaker 1>a chat.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you get annoyed that people aren't working, it's because

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<v Speaker 3>you don't shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>And what did I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I literally you came and you were like do you

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<v Speaker 1>ever take your breath?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you big?

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<v Speaker 1>White? And then I like left. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna don't talking somewhere else. Yeah, so I went

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<v Speaker 1>and sat in my car and metaphone call.

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<v Speaker 3>But don't you understand, don't want to getty shit done

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<v Speaker 3>and then you can play.

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<v Speaker 1>Whereas I like to do my eight hour day in

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<v Speaker 1>about thirteen yeah, I like to really spread it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to do mine in about four Oh. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that I do in four hours. You were doing thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh probably a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just that you just do it a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit slower.

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<v Speaker 1>May I'm I'm my dad. Oh my god speaking. I

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<v Speaker 1>called him on the way here. My dad has started

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<v Speaker 1>TI gie.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going, you know, we have to go seventy nine

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<v Speaker 1>year old Dino. He goes, Oh, some of the boys

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<v Speaker 1>asked me to tie jay.

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing it in the parklands.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but we have to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I need to hide in a bush.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to hide in a bush and watch him.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he doing like the whole breathing thing and they

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<v Speaker 2>lift their arms.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, can you imagine my dad on one leg.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll break a knee doing the eagle. Oh, this is excellent.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? I love him?

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<v Speaker 3>He's almost years old and he's doing freaking tai Chieh's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just how he says it, though, Like I called him

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<v Speaker 1>on the way here, I'm like, oh, Haley's on her way.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing the podcast, and Mom's like, oh the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>no talking about pooh Vagina's sex. You know the rules? Yes, Mum,

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<v Speaker 1>well I think we've spoken about all of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And Dad goes, oh, guess what I did some ti j.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just he's in his own little cheek, just a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably didn't know when they said tai chi. He

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<v Speaker 1>was probably like, I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I getting some needles.

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<v Speaker 1>He would have thought, I'm gonna go out for an

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<v Speaker 1>ice Asian red wine. He would have got to the

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<v Speaker 1>park going where are you taking me?

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<v Speaker 2>Delicious?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, all right, today on the podcast, welcome to the

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<v Speaker 3>show everyone, Just so you know, we don't plan. We

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<v Speaker 3>just got to kind of have a round about topic.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like people probably know by now. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>today are going to talk about placenta and I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about faces. Yeah. I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people want to know what you do to your face. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a lot, says you on Mondaro. But you

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<v Speaker 1>have a go if I do something to my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I'm sorry. Are you sad or happy? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, says someone who always has a go

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<v Speaker 3>at people where they look old.

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<v Speaker 2>We will leave somewhere and you'll go to be How

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<v Speaker 2>old does she look? I jo, don't you dare lie?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell whether you're being serious or not.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know I've got nothing in my face at

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<v Speaker 3>the moment. Yeah, you're laughing about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're pregnant.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, now I'm actually getting pissed off. Why is

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<v Speaker 3>it not okay to call someone fat, but it's okay

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<v Speaker 3>to call someone old?

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<v Speaker 2>But you don't look old, you look twenty No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but what I'm saying we haven't even got to

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm talking about yet.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's true. Why is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it like it's or you can't say that,

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<v Speaker 3>but you can say that someone's old because that makes

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<v Speaker 3>them feel shit about themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but everyone talks about people behind people's back. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just what they.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, all right, What do you say about me?

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, she talks too much of the office. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to concentrate and do my work, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just can't get anything done when you're around.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Faces because we're going to say what we have done

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<v Speaker 3>to our faces, if we've done anything to our faces,

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<v Speaker 3>because I think it's important to be honest, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>I want to start with Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>She's forty five, absolutely stunning. She's got the big lips,

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<v Speaker 3>the beautiful, big brown eyes, she's got a gorgeous jaw line.

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<v Speaker 2>She's stunning.

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<v Speaker 3>And in the first Devil, Wee's Prata beautiful. The second

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<v Speaker 3>devil was Prata just as beautiful and doesn't actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Look much older.

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<v Speaker 3>So obviously people do things to their face. And my

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<v Speaker 3>opinion on this is you do whatever makes you feel

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<v Speaker 3>better about yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's why people go on on weight loss drkes.

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<v Speaker 3>You things to their faces, whatever you want to do

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<v Speaker 3>to make you, not for anybody else, but for you

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<v Speaker 3>to feel better. Yes, there's a line when your face

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't move and you start looking like Jocelyn, you need

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<v Speaker 3>to stop you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get to joson the Catwoman, I will question.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's also for the injectable. People to say no.

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<v Speaker 3>People need to say no, they're going to the wrong places, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So with Anne Hathaway, she's had some form of something right,

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<v Speaker 3>but when she was interviewed and do you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay to say, I don't want to talk about it,

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<v Speaker 3>that's fine, But I believe that she came out she

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<v Speaker 3>just she lied. She says she did she did platts.

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<v Speaker 3>She does a plat and a plat on either side

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<v Speaker 3>of her face. And she says that she pulls it up,

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<v Speaker 3>which does work.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you tried it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it lifts your face. It's like you've had a face.

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<v Speaker 1>Lift, really, so you don't lift my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it does much for your growls.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean like the fladabul gab.

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<v Speaker 2>So for the next stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw someone the other day and they had like

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<v Speaker 3>tape at the back of their neck, like Homo Simpson

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<v Speaker 3>when he kind of like dark tapes his the back

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<v Speaker 3>of his body to make real thinner.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can actually tape something in the back of

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<v Speaker 2>your neck anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know my Nana fe she was doing botox

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<v Speaker 1>before it was the thing. She was the first woman

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<v Speaker 1>in South Australia. There was this salon they did the

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<v Speaker 1>first lot of acrylic nails at the Adelaide hotel. They

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<v Speaker 1>were getting acrylic nails done and she was getting botox

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<v Speaker 1>jabs when there are a thousand bucks a pop.

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<v Speaker 3>So you said, you just made a statement then, and

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know if we can factor this. Your

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<v Speaker 3>grandma was the first woman moment, the first she was

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<v Speaker 3>trying like she used to try, said, this had been

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<v Speaker 3>quite a few times before.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she used to try. She she tried everything. When

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<v Speaker 1>my nana was eighty, she looked better than me and

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<v Speaker 1>the womb like she was phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah okay, so no, really good skin yeah, and botox yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so okay, So ad hathaway, that's what she said. She

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<v Speaker 3>came out saying that she's done more than that. So

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<v Speaker 3>just I don't know why people hide these things. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>lie about it because it makes other people fuel shit

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<v Speaker 3>about themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the same with jabs. If you're doing the jab, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't lie. If you tell me that you're healthy, eating,

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<v Speaker 1>exercising and you're doing the jabs, nothing pisces me off more. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just be honest, Just be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing to be ashamed about.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you done to your face? I've done plats,

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<v Speaker 1>No you haven't, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you've done more than Platz.

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<v Speaker 3>So the only thing that I've done is sprinkle of botox.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep and yep. My I didn't tell miles and years. Hi, Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 3>I have a little bit on the side of my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, I have nothing in my face. I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>done anything since the end of January.

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<v Speaker 2>I have nothing. So right now this is me me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>But the reason I've doing done it is because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>on a trial. I've done this trial and I actually

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<v Speaker 3>really liked it. It's this like, it's two things that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing. It's hyaluronic acid under my skin, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Palaronic halaronic half Felicia.

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<v Speaker 1>You just walking over here for mack.

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<v Speaker 3>And it hydrates your skin, and I've really liked it

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<v Speaker 3>and this other thing that they're doing at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>So I couldn't do anything else apart from that. So

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<v Speaker 3>mum was a bitty therapist. So I've always grown up

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<v Speaker 3>like having.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mom looking after my skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful skin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I did dumb things when I was nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I did I used to do solariums when before we

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<v Speaker 3>knew that they were share and scary and then I

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<v Speaker 3>moved to Queensland and I was like on the TV

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<v Speaker 3>it was like one in three people skincats and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>and it scared the crap out of.

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<v Speaker 2>Me when I'm in my early twenties. So I've been

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<v Speaker 2>really careful ever since then.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've always looked after my skin because of my mum.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, at the moment, so the reason I have

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<v Speaker 3>anything now you can see the reason I have stuff

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<v Speaker 3>in my eyebrows. My head doesn't move much, right, I've

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<v Speaker 3>never had my brother and I have never had I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have a frown line, but my eyebrows are.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a upside down Nike dick. I my eyebrows so much.

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<v Speaker 3>See that, No look one one goes up and there's

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<v Speaker 3>wrinkles here, like it's it's just my it's just my forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>I just see you as beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>But I also want to be animated because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want you don't want a forehead that doesn't move.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to be able to have animation.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially you and I on our jobs. We are we

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<v Speaker 1>are this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I need to be and I say that so

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<v Speaker 3>so in all honesty, the people that I've seen over

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<v Speaker 3>the years have done they always say, it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>third of what most people have. It's a sprinkle because

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like I don't like my smile lines, and

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<v Speaker 3>I know you should my eye smile lines.

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<v Speaker 1>I just just stop smiling, just frown.

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<v Speaker 2>Smile all the time. So that's my issue.

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<v Speaker 3>And also go somewhere where they say, no, where they go, No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to do that for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't go to someone that's going to go I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to suggest that you do all these things because then

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<v Speaker 3>it creates all this insecurity about yourself. So you want

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<v Speaker 3>to go somewhere where they go just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the safest people to go.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've had friends go to people and they say,

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<v Speaker 1>I own your face. Now, like, once you try it,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to want it to move.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well we're going to share this thing that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it four years ago when we went to the

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<v Speaker 3>bow Dives? Because this is what this is where I

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<v Speaker 3>remember it happening. Do you remember I went and saw

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<v Speaker 3>this guy we're doing this thing we won't name names.

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<v Speaker 3>When saw someone who does faces and we were doing

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<v Speaker 3>some advertising with him, and he's like, oh, I let me.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a little bit here, and so I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>what's it going to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, and I said it as long as I smile,

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<v Speaker 3>because my biggest thing is I want smiley eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I want my eyes to crinkle up and go small

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm laughing, because that's my face.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like yeah, and then it takes about three

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<v Speaker 3>days to settle, and we will go to the bow Dives.

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<v Speaker 3>And I remember looking at my face in the mirror

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<v Speaker 3>and I look like a chucky doll.

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<v Speaker 2>I look like I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, your eyes started to sink down to your nose.

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<v Speaker 3>My eyes didn't move. And then I had to go

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<v Speaker 3>back to him. They looked dead, like didn't when you

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<v Speaker 3>see that people have had too much stuff done in

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<v Speaker 3>their eyes are just dead. So I had to go

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<v Speaker 3>back there at like eight o'clock at night. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>you need to do something about this. Undo what you've done. Please,

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<v Speaker 3>this is not what I asked for.

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<v Speaker 2>I just did it, did everything that.

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<v Speaker 1>I angry.

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<v Speaker 3>He got annoyed at me, Yeah, because he said that

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I asked for.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, They'd spent ages trying to like put heat on

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<v Speaker 3>it or whatever to undo what they've done.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what scared me. This is what's scared I know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my fat, my face, and Mom's never done anything. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think my mom has got beautiful skin. And she

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<v Speaker 1>always says it's like, as you get older, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>time in your life where you want a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of extra fat on your face because it helps with

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<v Speaker 1>your wrinkles. And she spends a lot of money on cream,

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<v Speaker 1>it's true, and serums and she does all this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and drinks her water and everything. And we joke that

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<v Speaker 1>it's all the olive oil in the Mediterranean diet that keeps.

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<v Speaker 2>Us like, you do you want a bit of fat

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<v Speaker 2>on your face? You do?

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm I've also had friends that have gone to

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<v Speaker 1>places and they go it's preventative, and there's twenty year

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<v Speaker 1>olds getting both this is okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And also isn't it a weird thing that I've

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<v Speaker 3>thought about this because it also scares me seeing people's

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<v Speaker 3>people doing their.

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<v Speaker 2>Lips and all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if it makes you feel better, great, but it

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<v Speaker 3>makes me go our kids are growing up seeing these

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<v Speaker 3>faces that don't have much movement.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unrealistic, yeah, but it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's realistic because that's the way the world is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's funny, you know, with me going on

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<v Speaker 1>the jabs. You were like, you don't need to go

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<v Speaker 1>on the jabs, but I'm like, I need to do

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<v Speaker 1>it for myself, and it's me with your face. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think you're beautiful all the time. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>need anything, but you do it for you, So there

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<v Speaker 1>is no right.

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<v Speaker 2>Or there's no right or wrong. You do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You do as long as you're not doing it for

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<v Speaker 3>someone else and you don't go too far. You're doing

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<v Speaker 3>something for you to give you a little bit of confidence.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't have to be something that's like injectibles. It

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<v Speaker 3>can be going to do I don't know, some needling

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You like. I've done this salmon sperm facial.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>That was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>You had sperm injected into well, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Not sperm, it's DNA from a salmon sperm.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not sam But I don't know how they get

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<v Speaker 1>the salmon out of this. Do you, just like, Millie,

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<v Speaker 1>do they have little doodles? Do salmon have doodles? Millie?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you google salmon doodles and then we can check

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<v Speaker 1>Millie's history later and fire her a.

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<v Speaker 2>Picture that they are you googling, Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not allowed to do that, Millie. That's really inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you yell out what happened? Mills? Do salmon have doodles?

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<v Speaker 4>No, salmon do not have penises because salmon reproduced via

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<v Speaker 4>external fertilization.

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<v Speaker 2>Males have no need.

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<v Speaker 4>For a copulatory organ to transfer spam.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have to put it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, I love actually dumbed it down for how does

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<v Speaker 1>it get in? Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>So they do it just for mating, not for pleasure,

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<v Speaker 3>like you don't see salmon just getting it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the fun in that? Dolphins get it on? Dolphins

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<v Speaker 1>dolphins banging?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you think you're going out to swim with the dolphins,

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<v Speaker 3>but actually get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think sharks are bredators? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>have a dolphins? Dolphins?

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<v Speaker 1>They won't to buy you a dinner. They want to

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<v Speaker 1>get straight to the void.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, faces covered, that's what we've done.

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<v Speaker 1>A little sprinkle, Okay, genuine opinion. Is it weird if

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<v Speaker 1>I turn my placenta into capsules and then eat them

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<v Speaker 1>after birth?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's foul.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was a short segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Next.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so it's called placenter and center in capulation, it's

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<v Speaker 1>dehydrating and encapsulating the placenta to consume it, which proponents,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't read? What's that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Proponents? Propels?

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<v Speaker 1>Proponents believe helps with postpartum hormone balance and energy levels.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I pass you twelve?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that word?

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<v Speaker 1>Read?

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<v Speaker 2>That barely supports?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that was a better supports postpartum hormone balance and

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<v Speaker 1>energy levels. I've met people that lost heaps of blood

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<v Speaker 1>during pregnancy, like one and a half two liters of blood,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were like, it's going to take months for

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<v Speaker 1>your blood levels to actually get up to where they

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<v Speaker 1>need to be. But after like three or four weeks

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<v Speaker 1>of the capsules, they're kind of there.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw my placenter. Did you not see yours?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never eaten meat before in my life, so for me,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a meat thing I don't want to eat

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<v Speaker 3>out of myself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's eating. It's like catibalism. It's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you put some salt and pepper and it stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh stop, I fried up?

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<v Speaker 3>If again, you do you if it's something that makes

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<v Speaker 3>you feel better, I feel I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel weird about it. I don't think I would

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But some people take them home and like plant them

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<v Speaker 1>at the bottom of a tree.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a massive steak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're so big.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, so my least put her head up.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've seen people they keep their placenta after birth,

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<v Speaker 4>and they keep it damp and filled with the bloods

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<v Speaker 4>and then they put it down onto like an a

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<v Speaker 4>three piece of paper in different formations like hearts and

0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:30.879
<v Speaker 4>stuff like that, and then they frame that artwork with

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:32.480
<v Speaker 4>their plansct to blood and then.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the same thing that keeps your baby alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is good. You've heard of Hailey Pierce and art.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now time for me for Lauren to chanzrot art

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<v Speaker 1>and we just do placenta art.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we just we should do that. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can like cut off bits of your placenter

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<v Speaker 3>and give to other people to also create their own art,

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<v Speaker 3>like color by numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>What else are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my placenta sits at the front. Do you remember

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:05.639
<v Speaker 1>where placenta so front there and it is like a

0:25:05.680 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 1>dinner plate it's like two kilos. Yeah, it's massive. And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize when you have a vaginal birth you

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<v Speaker 1>have to actually birth it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it has to do the baby and then you

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<v Speaker 3>have to push it out. But that's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely you just be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, have I not done enough? Because it is tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the same as getting the baby out, and then

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:24.400
<v Speaker 3>you think they're stitching you up, but they're still they're

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 3>getting a placenter out as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's unable, like.

0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 3>The fact that you can grow a human inside you

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<v Speaker 3>and the placenta grows and like it's just it is amazing,

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<v Speaker 3>but I can't wrap my head around there.

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:38.280
<v Speaker 1>So there's there's like a few people in Adelaide. They

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<v Speaker 1>come to the hospital and I wonder how it would happen,

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<v Speaker 1>Like just on reception, Hello, yep, Lauren, she just had

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<v Speaker 1>a baby. I'm just here to pick up at placenter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me go to the fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a placenters like flat patch, Like is it wrapped up?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you're going to Thomas Farm's food and get you Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like an ikea placenta. Yeah, so just folded up.

0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 1>And then she takes home and dries it, like does

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<v Speaker 1>she put it in her oven or like another oven,

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:05.760
<v Speaker 1>like not her cooking oven.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a weird thing. It's part of you do

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I bought that home, like I swear, like

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:11.719
<v Speaker 1>your dog can eat it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you doing it or not? Well, I just like,

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<v Speaker 3>what are the actual benefits? Well, it just says it's promonal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just because think about it. It's kept your baby alive. Yeah,

0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:28.399
<v Speaker 1>so it's like hormonal blood levels. It's filled with vitamins.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I like the vitamin thing, but they head

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<v Speaker 2>up again.

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<v Speaker 4>No, consuming placenta capsules after birth is not scientifically proven

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<v Speaker 4>to be good. There are no documented health benefits, and

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 4>they carry potential safety risks. Okay, Millie, you're all about

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:40.560
<v Speaker 4>the research.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can you bring some facts to this show.

0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I just guys, I go on Instagram and I look

0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:46.680
<v Speaker 1>at things and I go, yeah, I'm gonna do that.

0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Honor was the first person who's at Australia have Boto.

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 1>She wasn't the first, she was just one of them.

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 2>No, you've told me she was the first person so

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<v Speaker 2>many times.

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 1>She's not like the first man on the moon.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like the seventh of you like.

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<v Speaker 1>To ten stories? Yes, yes, yeah, to make it sound better. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go google my nanner. Imagine if it

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:11.439
<v Speaker 1>like came up she was in the paper. We're just

0:27:11.440 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 1>like a needle in her eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship okay, so okay, So.

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<v Speaker 1>At this stage, I just go, let's just give it

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<v Speaker 1>a go. I don't know how much it costs. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you sir for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or would you put in a bolonnes?

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 1>It was Jasmine rat It's like that time. Then does

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<v Speaker 1>Burgo know this yet?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he hates fish, but you've been putting anchovies

0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:38.200
<v Speaker 3>in his past sauce for the last four years.

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:40.159
<v Speaker 2>Did he just find that out then?

0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Or we need to go like he comes home, he's

0:27:45.280 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>such a skip like Bollondes to hear me puts carrot

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:51.639
<v Speaker 1>in it, like Italians aren't putting carrots. You just don't.

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 1>You don't put carrot in a bolonnaise anyway. Don't hate me.

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Don't say the chicken the green shirt's dumb, because I'll

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 1>find you by the Italians run every pasta sauce I've

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:06.920
<v Speaker 1>ever started starts with like anchovies and onions. And he's

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.200
<v Speaker 1>walked into the house for going, why does it smell

0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>like fish in here? I'm like, well, that must be

0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:13.959
<v Speaker 1>your nose. That's on you, buddy. As I'm breaking up

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>the anchovies, and then he's like, oh this is delicious.

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Pasta's pissing herself, laughing, What is happening?

0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Has she just said another fact that's wrong? Okay, give

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.120
<v Speaker 2>her back, give her the mone way.

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Do Italians for carrying pasta a traditional Italian cooking? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Italian's absolutely Carres boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so don't listen to this show if you want

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:48.800
<v Speaker 3>any factual information whatever I say.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, we have DBH lawyers.

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, can you imagine like all of Campbelltown

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 1>on my ass right now? All the nun is coming

0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 1>with a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>But do you know what the best thing about you

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 3>is you say everything with such conviction that I believe

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:02.480
<v Speaker 3>you every time.

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 2>You're very good at lying.

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you're not a lie, You're a bullshit artist.

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting Karen Bolinase my not. I didn't book

0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 1>carroten Bolines and have you book Karen Bolonaise? Well, you're

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 1>just a dig in.

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this has been the weirdest guys.

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Next week it's gonna be like Michael, So, I tried

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>carroten bolonaise. It's actually really delicious.

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry to everyone weird sweetness. I like carrying bolinaes.

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually maybe I should. What about a bit of zucchini?

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I mean I get that you can't put pineapple

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 2>on pizza. That's very un Italian.

0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I actually quite like. I am a walking talking contradiction.

0:29:44.000 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>You're a bullshit artist. I am, yeah, but I'm Italian

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:47.560
<v Speaker 1>and Greek, so I'm just both.

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I'm in business with you anyway.

0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 2>I love you so much.

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Well I talk a lot so well.

0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Anyway. On that note, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, could you not get us any feedback this week, please,

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<v Speaker 3>because we're regretting everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, no reviews. I do not go to Spotify and

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<v Speaker 1>do not give us any form of review. No, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>don't listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't turn us off right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we give five other podcasts for people who listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, eye bye