1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables things. They said, your X when 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: you see them in public, my kiss. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 2: That would be especially if they're with a new girl. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 2: Could you imagine the fight they're about to have if 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 2: you got cheated on or something and you saw him 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: with a new girl. 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: Old play tricks like that? 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah him. 9 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 2: The Relatables Podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy, 10 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Addie Clark aka I got 11 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 2: to say, he's looking like SpongeBob. I was going to 12 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 2: say that Patrick to my SpongeBob. But he's looking like SpongeBob. 13 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: Mummy. I've got a bright yellow jumper on and I 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: look good. 15 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: Damn thank you. He dressed up a SpongeBob on perfect. 16 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. Mate, that's because of who I am. Did you 17 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: see what I did on Instagram? Actually no, I tagged 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: you in a carousel photo and I tagged you as 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: Patrick from SpongeBob. 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 2: Really you didn't say it all I saw. I remember 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 2: you tagging me to posting a came up with my messages. 22 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a double because you're Patrick. 23 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 2: Does I've got like a semi news report? I know, 24 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 2: I said the last time we spoke that the Olympics 25 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 2: would be last time. This is genuinely the last time. 26 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 2: All right, ray Gun, ray Gun and the country Australia 27 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 2: have a have officially gotten break dancing out of the Olympics. 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 3: La. 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:34,839 Speaker 1: La is not doing breakdancing, Go Australia. I feel bad 30 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: for any of the actual breakdancers. There were some good athletes, 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:45,279 Speaker 1: like proper emphasis on athletes, oh man, Like, I can't wait. 32 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 2: To see the documentary about it. 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: I saw some comments saying, like, props the ray Gun. 34 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: It's given all these middle aged mums like a chance 35 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: to make the Olympics. 36 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 2: I saw one and it was like, ray Gun is 37 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: that person that was like, if I could win one event, 38 00:01:59,040 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: what would it be? 39 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: And she made it in there, but La has not chosen. 40 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: I can't wait for the documentary. 41 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 2: I'm so key. 42 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: It was a laughing stock. Ye, it's terrible, terrible, terrible. 43 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: Even in the video of her dancing, right, ah, what's it? 44 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: There's like even in the video of her just squirmy, 45 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,239 Speaker 1: there was fucking people. 46 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: In the background where I watched one video where it 47 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 2: was zooming on faces in the background of you. Actually 48 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 2: people were. 49 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:29,239 Speaker 3: Like it's so bad. 50 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: I feel so terrible thing to happen a break dancing. 51 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 2: That's okay, we would like to it's it's funny, but 52 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 2: also we would like to say big apologies on behalf 53 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 2: of Australia. Yeah, that our athlete and our fucking stupid 54 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 2: country that thought sending her there would be a good 55 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 2: idea has gotten break dancing taken out of Sorry. 56 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: We're sorry for that. But also you're welcome for the 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: internet memes. 58 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 2: We've got to be when Australia is trying to be 59 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 2: part of the world in some way. 60 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,239 Speaker 3: We don't feel like fighting any wars. 61 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 2: We don't feel like doing we don't feel like having 62 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 2: some weird presidential debates and having fucking Donald Trump running 63 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 2: for president. 64 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: We've got Reagun. 65 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 2: We've got something, all right, We've got Reagun and we're 66 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 2: gonna keep it at Regae exactly. 67 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: But Jake, what we wanted to start the episode with 68 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:18,399 Speaker 1: today was something we've done before. It was so good 69 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: the first time we had to do it again. Yes, 70 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: this is best things to call your ex when you 71 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: see them in public, The best things to say to 72 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: your ex see them in public, Best things to say 73 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 1: to your X when you see them in public. 74 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 2: You shouldn't do. Best things to call your xem in public? 75 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: You go first, okay, my first one, new phone? Who's this? 76 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one. 77 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 2: That's a good one. Best things to say to X 78 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 2: when you see them in public, you can tell you're 79 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 2: putting ground outfits together. 80 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: Now. I like that one because it makes you think like, oh, 81 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: oh wait, I look like shit. Don't tell me that. 82 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: I do like that one. 83 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: Intricate. Best things to say your X when you see 84 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: them in public? Nothing I hide. 85 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 3: I think you hide. 86 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 2: I actually also would I would like, like, as a 87 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 2: proper response to seeing someone in public, all of them, 88 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 2: I would hut all of them. Yeah. Yeah, I just 89 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 2: would prefer not to. Like if I saw them before 90 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 2: they saw me. If it was a thing where I 91 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 2: was like, oh, they were over there and it's like, 92 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 2: looks like we're gonna be going the same direction, I 93 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 2: would just like. 94 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: That's the superpower. No one talks about being able to 95 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: see someone before they see you, so you can hide. 96 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 2: Do I do it to everyone? 97 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 1: Always happens in like Coles or Wallly shopping center. Yeah, 98 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: and you're just like, yes, I don't want to talk 99 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: to you all I had down basket unpaying. 100 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: There's like three people in this world where if I 101 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 2: was to see them in. 102 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 1: Public, I would like actually actively be like I would 103 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: be like, okay, I'm going over and that's and that's you. 104 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 2: If I saw you in public, I'd do it to Jack. 105 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: And then like maybe I don't know one other person, 106 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 1: like so many people I would avoid. 107 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. Yeah. My my girlfriend asked me the other day, 108 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 2: she said, if we bumped into your ex, would you 109 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 2: tell me it's your ex? I'd be like, well, if 110 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 2: we bumped into her and like then she I left, 111 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 2: I'd be like I would be like, oh, that that 112 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 2: was my ex, but I'm not going to introduce her 113 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 2: as like oh this is my ex girlfriend meet bear, 114 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 2: best meet blah blah. Like and also I do anything 115 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 2: to avoid it. 116 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: I actually it happened to me once when we were 117 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: out like in the town. This was ages ago. I 118 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: might have been like twenty, and I was with another girl, 119 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,839 Speaker 1: just coming out of Rondeau where you work. Yeah, and 120 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: then I saw my ex there and she like came 121 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: running over and gave me a hug, so I couldn't 122 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: avoid her. She was drunk, obviously, because she was in 123 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: the town and then I went fucking mute and was 124 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: so awkward with this other girl and then I was 125 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: just I was like trying to get out of the situation. 126 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 2: She was like talking. 127 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: I was like what even, I was like, oh yeah, yeah, 128 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,159 Speaker 1: and I was walking up. She's like, why was so weird. 129 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, that was my ex. 130 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 2: I Actually I fucking hate that if I saw my 131 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 2: ex in public and I was with a girl or 132 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 2: my girlfriend and she tried to hug me. 133 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, the fucking I did, like the one arm like yep, thanks, 134 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: pat like didn't even. I was like yeah, because you 135 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 1: can't just like stand out like awkwardly like that, just like. 136 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 2: I would, honestly like I would want to purposely make 137 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 2: it awkward and be like fin and then and then 138 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 2: it's like a whole when you're at the moment. 139 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: But thinking back to now, it was bad. But I 140 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, in the moment, it's hard. You 141 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: know who I did see the other day is your ex? Really? 142 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 2: And I was with my girlfriend. Yeah, we went we 143 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 2: were down and uh and uh we were walking like 144 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 2: past and I just went and I went like this 145 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 2: and like we saw each other and I was like, no, 146 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 2: I fuck, can't be bothered. And then when Beth and 147 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 2: I were pasted, we were waiting to get a coffee something. 148 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, see the girl and like that 149 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 2: jacket blah blah blah blah. 150 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I saw what we're talking about 151 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: this now I saw your one. I told you in 152 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: the middle of fread again, didn't I? Yes, you did 153 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: tell me. The middle of the dance floor has to 154 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 1: be eighty thousand people. 155 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. 156 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: Someone like taps me on the shoulder and he's. 157 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 3: Like oh e And I was like, you would have 158 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 3: been like this and you would have been like. 159 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: Oh no. Cassie was wigging because she's like who's that. 160 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 2: Like, did you fuck it? 161 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly, that's when you fucked. 162 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, congrats on the pod and 163 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thank enjoy the show. And I 164 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: just dipped into the most bit. 165 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 2: That's so funny. Yeah. I just was like this. I 166 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 2: just like there was people on the day when I 167 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 2: saw your ex, people that I would say I do, 168 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 2: and because they were talking to I was like, it's 169 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 2: can't be fucking. I can't be things to say to 170 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 2: your X when you see them in public. Wow, you 171 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 2: look so familiar. It's like looking at a chapter I've 172 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 2: already finished. 173 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: Oh I like that one. That's like coming to some knowledge. 174 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 2: So I want to know who's game enough? 175 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: This is that's behind the phone? Man? Like, what can 176 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: I say? Okay? Things that say to your X when 177 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: you see them in public? Eh, I feel like saying 178 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: you is like, is a roast on yourself because you 179 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: fucking dated them. True, but at one point you've come 180 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: to your senses. 181 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: But yeah, at one point you found them. 182 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 1: Who's when you say, like, when you're walking, how's it going? 183 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 1: That's what you do to yourself. 184 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 2: Things to say to your ACT when you see them 185 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 2: in public. Did the sewers flood bringing a little rats up? 186 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: That's me. That's also insulting yourself. You used to live 187 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: the shoes there? 188 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. 189 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: Things to say to your AX when you see them in public, 190 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 1: watch out you've been cursed. 191 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah, that's a good one. 192 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. I've always imagined like those girls, those little dolls, 193 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: like pringing him with little pins man like that. 194 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 2: Every time I get a random pain, I think someone's 195 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 2: doing that. 196 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 197 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 2: It's always like, oh it's you. 198 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how you need stuff from running. 199 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 3: That's you. 200 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 1: I've got a pin at home and your knee, you're 201 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: my other knee started hurting the other day just walking 202 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: and I was like, this is not good. 203 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,439 Speaker 2: This is not a good signe. 204 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: I wonder what. 205 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 3: Stop it. 206 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:47,079 Speaker 2: Things to say to your ax when you see them 207 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 2: in public, I love you come back. 208 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 1: At least she's honest. At least some paper are honest 209 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: and they're in love with her. I love you, baby, 210 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: please come back. Okay, this one's good. I might play, 211 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: but not things to sadi X when you see them 212 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 1: in public. I saw one and. 213 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 2: It was like, did you finally get your mom to date? No? 214 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 2: Did your mom finally get you to date her? Because 215 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 2: like you know how some guys just like such mama's 216 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,679 Speaker 2: boys and like their mom does everything for them, like 217 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,679 Speaker 2: just doats on them. 218 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 1: And is that a massive turnoff for like you made 219 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: a nice guy's got these perfect yodo his house, say 220 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 1: he still lives his parents, he's young whatever, and then 221 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: like his mom like brings him food and like his 222 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: bedroom's are macculate, like oh school, he's really he's a 223 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: clean guy. But then his mom's like just put some 224 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 1: clothes away. No, that has to be the biggest turnoff, 225 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: I reckon, surely, surely that's some people like it. Like 226 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: my relationship with his mom. 227 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,319 Speaker 2: My younger brother in Canada. My mom does so much 228 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 2: for him, and I just know I would have been 229 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 2: the same, Like it's the best thing ever, The best 230 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,199 Speaker 2: thing that happened to me. It was moving here because 231 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 2: my dad. My dad didn't rate, like he didn't have 232 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 2: me full time from like you know, three till fucking twelve. Yeah, 233 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 2: and so like him and I have a good relationship, 234 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 2: but it's not like a doughty like him does everything 235 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 2: for me. It's a bit of independence. So like, yeah, 236 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 2: it was like semi some independence when he got me. 237 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 2: And so the best thing ever happened to me, I reckon, 238 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 2: he were. 239 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 1: The worst thing that ever happened to me. Well, when 240 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:30,319 Speaker 1: your mom stops making your lunch for it of the days, 241 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,439 Speaker 1: I used to not eat it, and she used to 242 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 1: get so mad at me. So I used to start 243 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,559 Speaker 1: throwing it out because I didn't want it to get 244 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: mad at me, and so then it looked like I 245 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: was eating it, and so then I was wasting food. 246 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 2: I don't think she ever found out, but I used 247 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 2: to throw. 248 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,559 Speaker 1: Away mental spoons that she would put in for yogurt, 249 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: and she used to get so fucking many kids threw 250 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,120 Speaker 1: away their lunches. 251 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 2: Hey, oh yeah, and do you remember trade? Did she 252 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 2: have she trade with kids? 253 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? 254 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,600 Speaker 2: I used to trade like good. I always had. 255 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: My mom was like a health freak, so I had 256 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 1: like she definitely want apples and just like sandwiches. So 257 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,680 Speaker 1: I never got to trade of anyone. 258 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 2: Fuck you, No one wouldn't wanted to. I remember that 259 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 2: I moved to Australia, right and Kate, my stepmum. She 260 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 2: made my lunch and I think I may have gotten 261 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 2: to like I think it was like year seven. Actually 262 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 2: I started to not fully eat what she was making, 263 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 2: and I think it maybe it was like one or 264 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 2: two times and she was like, you're making. 265 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 1: Your own any chance they get. 266 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 2: I used to just pack the shittest things. 267 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 3: Impact the word. 268 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: Things. 269 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 2: Things to say to your X when you see them 270 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 2: in public, interesting, character development. 271 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,920 Speaker 1: Interesting, I see, whey you've gone down this way, hopefully 272 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: you come back. Things to say to your X when 273 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 1: you see them in public, love my kiss. 274 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 2: That would be especially if they were with a new girl. 275 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,680 Speaker 2: Could you imagine the fight they're about to have if 276 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 2: you got. 277 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,720 Speaker 1: Cheated on or something and you saw him with a 278 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: new girl, would play tricks like that, Yeah. 279 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 3: Send him. 280 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,840 Speaker 1: I'd be sending him nudes on start Chat and he's 281 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: opening them and she's there, maybe fucking with him. 282 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 2: Things to say to your X when you see them 283 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 2: in public. 284 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 1: Tour, isn't that himplying like giving him head? Though? 285 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 2: I mean yes, but I think it's fine. 286 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: It would be better. It's just like spit on him. 287 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,360 Speaker 2: Actually she meant that actually spinning on him, spit on 288 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,319 Speaker 2: that team. 289 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,960 Speaker 1: Things say you're X when you see him in public. Oh, 290 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,600 Speaker 1: nice to meet you, just forgetting a. 291 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 2: Try that? 292 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, good again. 293 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,920 Speaker 2: Things to say X when you see them in public. 294 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,120 Speaker 2: I thought you're supposed to glow up after a break. 295 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: It is funny seeing the people who like go to 296 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,439 Speaker 1: the gym grind himself find himself and other people turn 297 00:12:52,480 --> 00:13:01,679 Speaker 1: to food and drinking. I do my last one, but 298 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 1: last one. Things have said your X when you see 299 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:04,920 Speaker 1: them in public? 300 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 3: WHOA? 301 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:12,560 Speaker 1: I thought I unsubscribed what it's like only man? I 302 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 1: wanted to actually talk about that hok twig girl. 303 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, what's her name? 304 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:16,520 Speaker 1: Like? 305 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 2: Hailey? I think she has like fully become like a 306 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,839 Speaker 2: fucking influencer, a famous person. 307 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, they said five minutes of fame, but it's laughing 308 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: Hopefully she doesn't. Surely not, Like she's going on podcasts. 309 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 2: She's because she. 310 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: Gets views, but everyone's playing on the fact, Like how 311 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: is this working? 312 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 2: I want to know how people are still like getting 313 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 2: views but because of it, I don't know, Like she 314 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 2: must be doing Paul's podcast really yeah, like big people. Wow, 315 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 2: she's like a manager would have jumped on that straight away, like, Okay, 316 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,560 Speaker 2: there's a way to capitalize on this. 317 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: We need to start going out to those like public 318 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: things people go and start going like sands and random stuff. 319 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, Like, I bet she's more famous than the 320 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 2: person doing the interview. Yeah, interview did that first time 321 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 2: where she goes to us, but on that thing. Yeah, 322 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 2: and like he was like, whoa went super viral. She's 323 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 2: way more famous than that guy. She's millions of follow 324 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 2: us on Instagram. Instagram millions. 325 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 1: She didn't even she didn't have Instagram before it. 326 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,360 Speaker 3: Oh yeah she didn't. 327 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 2: She she she had deleted social media and had to 328 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 2: get it back because of how fucking she. 329 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: Worked on like a saw mill or something. I don't 330 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 1: even know what that is? What like some type of farm. 331 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, she worked at a saw mill. Yeah. 332 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: Like the only thing I am I worry about in 333 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 1: those cases is like so right now, she's one of 334 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,880 Speaker 1: those people that is doesn't need to go viral for 335 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: personality or anything like that. Currently she goes viral because 336 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 1: of her face. Right, But how long does that last? 337 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, I've always said that as like 338 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: an influencer, some people, I think you have to offer 339 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 1: something entertainment value, where some people just rely purely on 340 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: them they don't offer anything. I've always said that you've 341 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: got to offer something. That's what makes you a good influencer. 342 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: That's why the people who are good, like they offer entertainment, 343 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: they offer tips, or they offer health and beauty tips 344 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 1: or something like. James Charles is good. Offer makeup something he. 345 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 2: Offered, you know what. He's funny, Like I think I 346 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,600 Speaker 2: think the day and age of hating James Charles needs 347 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 2: to end because he actually is a funny. 348 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's genuinely funny. He offers something. Yeah, but some 349 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: people don't. Like some people just stand there and go yeah, 350 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm famous like me. 351 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 2: Didn't he get canceled? 352 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: I can't remember what he got canceled for. 353 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 2: He got canceled for something, and he's like still going. Also, 354 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 2: here's the thing about canceling. He I think he obviously 355 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 2: just kept posting and kind. 356 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: Of is just like, well, the internet forgets about things 357 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: like a week, two weeks, a month goes past, like 358 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 1: if they can come back, it depends. 359 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 2: On many Like canceling's going on right now. 360 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, we're canceled culture. 361 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 2: The culture. 362 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, part of our culture was canceled. People love to 363 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:42,920 Speaker 1: jump on the bandwagon. 364 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 2: He was canceled for sending nudes to a sixteen year old. Okay, 365 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 2: that's fair enough. Charles says he was misleading to believe 366 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 2: in the boy was eighteen. Okay, James like him again, 367 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 2: retracked what we said. 368 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 3: Maybe funny but not a good dude. 369 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: Moving on, Moving on. 370 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 2: Alrighty guys, we've got a dilemma for today's episode. If 371 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 2: you want to submit a dilemma, the link in the 372 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 2: description and you put your lem it that way. All right, Hi, 373 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 2: Oddie and Jake. My boyfriend and I have been doing 374 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 2: long distance since the start of twenty twenty four. We 375 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 2: plan on traveling around oz next year and taking a 376 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 2: year off work. After this, we hope to be posted together. However, 377 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,240 Speaker 2: I've been thinking maybe I should ask him to move 378 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 2: to me and we wait another year before traveling. Is 379 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 2: it selfish to ask him to move to me. I 380 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,400 Speaker 2: believe it will align better if we travel in twenty 381 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 2: twenty six, and think him moving will be easier than 382 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 2: me moving back to him. Do I ask him to 383 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 2: move or stick with the original plan of traveling in 384 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. Ps. We are both in defense, which 385 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,560 Speaker 2: is why it's harder to move and post together. Love 386 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 2: the partty, thanks in advance. 387 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:09,280 Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, So two army lovers army lovers? Yes? Interesting? 388 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 1: What's wrong with asking him to just say come house 389 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,199 Speaker 1: up with me? 390 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe she's a little scared because like 391 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 2: they had a plan to travel in twenty twenty five 392 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 2: and then. 393 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 1: Which said it makes more sense if they do it 394 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,479 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six. I'm sure if she breaks down. 395 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 1: I assumes the logistics of money and something or her job, 396 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,239 Speaker 1: like if we stick around for another year, I can 397 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: make an extra thirty grand and then we're safer or something. 398 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,199 Speaker 2: I don't know. 399 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, but as a guy, how would you take it? 400 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 1: I think maybe she's playing on the fact that, like 401 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: she's the girl, the girl dynamic in the relationship and 402 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: like olden day times are like, oh, you gotta move 403 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,240 Speaker 1: to the guy's job. Is that that could be what's 404 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,159 Speaker 1: playing on a little bit. 405 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think with I think basically, so obviously, 406 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 2: so she wants to postpone traveling for a year and 407 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 2: then not live away from each other for a full 408 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 2: year though, because if they got posted together in twenty 409 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 2: twenty five, happy days. But she said that I think 410 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,719 Speaker 2: it's a low chance, so she would want him to 411 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 2: move to where she is. Yeah, so obviously they're not 412 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 2: apart for another full year. I'm trying to think how 413 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 2: I would feel if like I had all these plans 414 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 2: to travel in twenty twenty five and then my missus 415 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,280 Speaker 2: was like, oh, can we just postpone it a year? 416 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 2: I would be like why, Like, what's the real? Yeah, 417 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 2: if it's real, and if all it really means is like, oh, 418 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,680 Speaker 2: just a line's better, I'd be like, no, you need 419 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 2: a better reason. 420 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 1: It would be hard to hear, especially if you like 421 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 1: got in your head like I'm grinding this year and 422 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: then I want to travel next year. Yeah, but it's 423 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 1: also like it's hard to hear, like you've taken away 424 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,440 Speaker 1: he's traveling for the year, but then you've also asked 425 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,960 Speaker 1: him to move as well, which is like two birds 426 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: of one stone. 427 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 2: It was kind of double whammy. Yeah, it's kind of 428 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,399 Speaker 2: like asking him. 429 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to travel because it doesn't suit me, 430 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,479 Speaker 1: and it suits me better if you move here. Like 431 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,840 Speaker 1: that's a bit if he is, I. 432 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,880 Speaker 2: Feel like you'd want to meet in the middle, right, Yeah, 433 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,720 Speaker 2: so it's like I'd like to postpone traveling for a year, 434 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 2: but in saying I would like to move to you, 435 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 2: So then that's fair. Likes, how is it fair otherwise? 436 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it doesn't always have to be fair. But 437 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,879 Speaker 1: it's also like if your reason isn't that legit, it 438 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: is a bit it's hard. It would be hard to hear. 439 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,720 Speaker 1: This guy's got in his head like I'm traveling next year, 440 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, no, we don't want to do that, 441 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,640 Speaker 1: and can you move to me? But that might work 442 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: in his favorite because he's already planned to leave the 443 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: job for that year, so we could get posted where 444 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 1: she is. 445 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 2: That's a good point if he's an open. 446 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,439 Speaker 1: Guy, but also that's how guys would hear You're like, oh, 447 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: so both things. It's just on you that what you 448 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,479 Speaker 1: want to do. 449 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 2: Maybe you could start it off with just like just 450 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 2: asking him. 451 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,160 Speaker 1: I think the first thing you should attack with him 452 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: is whether or not he's okay with not traveling this 453 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 1: year and doing it next year. And if he's okay 454 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 1: with that, then have the other dilemma, and that should 455 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 1: be more open to meet in the middlewalk both go 456 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,399 Speaker 1: somewhere together, or he goes to you, or you go 457 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,200 Speaker 1: to him. Actually tackle one at a time, not both 458 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 1: at the same time, because if he hears both them, he's 459 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh sick. 460 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 2: Like yeah shit. Maybe actually that's is a good plan. 461 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 2: Maybe you could just say I was going to say. 462 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 2: You could even just kind of just ask him, just 463 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,159 Speaker 2: just just say to him like, oh, I want to 464 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 2: do this, oh and I want you to move to me, 465 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 2: and then just see what he says. But you can't 466 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,680 Speaker 2: really like argue against the fact that if he was like, look, 467 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,560 Speaker 2: that's a little selfish. You can't be like, no, it's not. 468 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 2: I can be like, I know it is, I'm sorry, 469 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,080 Speaker 2: I'm asking a lot. 470 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 1: If he's got in his head that he wants to 471 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,600 Speaker 1: travel next year and not wait and doesn't want to 472 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 1: move to you. I think another appropriate strategy will be like, Okay, 473 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,280 Speaker 1: I can go traveling, but then after you come to me. 474 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,880 Speaker 1: That seems fair too, like it's working with two parties. 475 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like confused. I think it's like pretty 476 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 2: like so, I've been doing long distance since the start 477 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 2: of twenty twenty four. We plan on traveling around US 478 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,719 Speaker 2: next year and taking a year off work after this. 479 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 2: We hope to be posted together. However, I'm thinking maybe 480 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,159 Speaker 2: I should ask him to move to me and we 481 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 2: wait another year before traveling. So she's just I don't 482 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 2: think is it like a I believe it will align 483 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 2: better if we travel in twenty twenty six, and I 484 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 2: think him moving will be easier than me moving back 485 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 2: to him. So he's sozer four like it does genuinely 486 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 2: just sound like she just doesn't want to leave where 487 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,880 Speaker 2: she is, yeah, and just just wants to wait til 488 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. Yeah, so like look in our heads 489 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,680 Speaker 2: saying it out loud and thinking about it. Yes, it's selfish, 490 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 2: Like it is a bit selfish. There's nothing wrong with 491 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,439 Speaker 2: asking because if he's totally okay with it, then he's 492 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 2: totally okay with it. 493 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 1: But if he's not okay with it, you gotta be 494 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,440 Speaker 1: okay with understanding why he's not okay. 495 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,680 Speaker 2: You have to be okay with compromising. 496 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yea yeah yeah, yeah, Like you got his life, 497 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 1: like he might like where he. 498 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 2: Is, Yeah, like what if he likes yeah, because like 499 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,880 Speaker 2: all of twenty twenty four he's been like working and traveling, 500 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,399 Speaker 2: so not working and saving and being away from you 501 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 2: to be able to do that, so then he can 502 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 2: spend a whole year with you in twenty twenty six, sorry, 503 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five to travel, and so he's like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, 504 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 2: yeah yeah. 505 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 1: You gotta understand like relationships or work and it's like 506 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,399 Speaker 1: it's two parties. Some people like you got to put 507 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: yourself first sometimes, but you also have to know when 508 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,960 Speaker 1: to compromise. This might be one of those times compromise. 509 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,199 Speaker 2: Just definitely be ready to compromise. Ye don't try and 510 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 2: like get tim into anything, because I think it's not 511 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 2: really fair because just because it sounds like literally and 512 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 2: initially the whole thing could maybe be like, oh, she 513 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,920 Speaker 2: didn't save enough money, so she's like I can't travel 514 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,880 Speaker 2: on touch Yeah, yeah, just don't. He'll have the same 515 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 2: reaction with us. 516 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: He's like, oh if you say both things at the 517 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 1: same time, and he's just like nah. He's like, if 518 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: you say I can't travel when you can, you come 519 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,160 Speaker 1: to me and be like, oh fuck shit, be like let. 520 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,720 Speaker 2: Me think about it. You might come back and be like, look, 521 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 2: that's just not fair, and you'll have to be like, okay, yeah, yeah, 522 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:24,679 Speaker 2: I was testing. 523 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:36,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck though. All right, Jake, I've come up 524 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: with a new game. I want to see how it goes. 525 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,240 Speaker 1: I've asked you to play along, and it you're ablett 526 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 1: list too. I'm ready for him, mate, But the game 527 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: is stay silent till you hear a better gesture than 528 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:53,879 Speaker 1: opening the car door for your date. Okay, I said, silent, Mate, Okay, 529 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,200 Speaker 1: so stay silent. We hear a better gesture and opening 530 00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,960 Speaker 1: the car door for your date. Beep texting I'm here 531 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: late night, text saying you want to come over, drive 532 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,600 Speaker 1: through date, mac is or KFC, come on man, cleaning 533 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:21,040 Speaker 1: your car before a date. Flowers chocolates, Oh we're close, 534 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 1: a handwritten note. 535 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 3: Ah, that one was good. We got him. He started 536 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,920 Speaker 3: off with the I was like, that's stupid. 537 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: I was seeing where you lied. 538 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 2: Was there any more in there? 539 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: My last one was making a playlist for her one. 540 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, they were both. It was like I was like, 541 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 2: flowers is very fad fought. 542 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,440 Speaker 1: Flowers might get you, I thought, But I also think 543 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 1: that girls kind of like they really appreciate. If you 544 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 1: went to pick a girl up, you gave her flowers, 545 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,120 Speaker 1: she would have been like, oh. 546 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 2: And then and then open the car door for her 547 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 2: as well. 548 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: She alot of been like and then there's a note 549 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: with chocolates on her. 550 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 3: Yeah. 551 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 2: See, that just makes it. 552 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 1: Next time someone's going on a you should do that. 553 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: I I might even do that this next time. I 554 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: just take Beth on a date. I don't listen to 555 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: this even if you've been in, like I feel like 556 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: once you get in, you've been dating for a while, 557 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,960 Speaker 1: I saw that romance is out of the equation. But 558 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: she'd always has come about every once in a while, 559 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: do all those things you always do more romantic things 560 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,959 Speaker 1: in like the dating phase. Yeah, you do the honeymoon 561 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,400 Speaker 1: phase to keep them going. 562 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 2: You're trying to court them. 563 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, have you got one now? 564 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:26,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, okay, Odie, stop me when I say 565 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 2: a better comeback, then I know you are? But what 566 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:36,120 Speaker 2: am I? Okay, congratulations, You've achieved the perfect level of annoying. 567 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 2: Your opinion is like a broken pencil, pointless. I'd say 568 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 2: you're a genius, but I'm not a liar. If ignorance 569 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:54,080 Speaker 2: is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. Did 570 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,439 Speaker 2: you come up with that insult yourself or did you 571 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:02,160 Speaker 2: have help? Well, hey, at least I'm not the one 572 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:11,880 Speaker 2: who smells like poop. You had a couple of borderlines. 573 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:17,120 Speaker 1: Man, you can't lose an argument if you say that 574 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,600 Speaker 1: I was last night Johanna was. 575 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 2: I don't know. 576 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 1: I don't know how I started thing. I just started 577 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: like basically, she said there's no better come back than like, 578 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: I know you? What am I? 579 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 2: And I was like, but what if you said to 580 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,240 Speaker 2: someone at least I don't smell like poop? 581 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,440 Speaker 1: And I couldn't stop laughing? Is that the last one? Yet? 582 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 2: I had one more, and it's I'd say, you're a 583 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 2: few sandwiches short of a picnic, but I wouldn't want 584 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 2: to insult picnics. 585 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,439 Speaker 1: That one would have got me. 586 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 2: I thought that was so good that I'm so happy 587 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 2: to poop on that. 588 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,879 Speaker 1: I love your sense of him right, I need to 589 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 1: do with poop and it just gets it. 590 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 3: I don't know why. I just like can't. 591 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,239 Speaker 2: I'm so keen to use it. 592 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,199 Speaker 1: Like why do we stop saying I know you are? 593 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,959 Speaker 1: I feel like that was like a thing we stopped day. 594 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 2: I feel like that's such a ship one like it. 595 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,000 Speaker 2: It's so hard to come back from it because like 596 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,920 Speaker 2: even if you insulted someone and they said, I know 597 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 2: you are, but what am I and you said, like poop. 598 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,520 Speaker 1: You still haven't and you'd be like like what, I'll 599 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 1: get all self conscious and stuff. Okay, my next one, 600 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 1: stay silent until you hear a better nickname than babe, Blueberry, muffin, Snookels, cupcake, Honey, Boo, 601 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 1: boot Tang, pooky baby a pickle let go. I liked 602 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: boutang Yeah, I was scared. 603 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 3: I was getting scared. 604 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,719 Speaker 1: Sound sexy. 605 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 2: I like boutan fucking hell. 606 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,199 Speaker 1: I mean, I call be pickle. Do you actually call 607 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 1: it like pickle buck? Behind closed doors? Do you do 608 00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 1: anything else behind clothes? 609 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:05,600 Speaker 2: Pick If I'm in like a moode, I do say baby. Yeah. 610 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,439 Speaker 1: Lately I've been calling her like I think Pooky is 611 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,120 Speaker 1: like cringej obviously a joke. 612 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 2: It works in so many context as though. So but 613 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,159 Speaker 2: I've I've I've developed one. I didn't even develop it. 614 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 2: I just don't know why I just started saying it. 615 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 2: It's just like one letter off Pooky and I call 616 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:23,879 Speaker 2: her poopy poopy. 617 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: I just. 618 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,920 Speaker 3: I call her poopy. 619 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,920 Speaker 1: She's probably like, what the hell is that? I call 620 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 1: Cassie Pooks? Yeah, and Pooquet. I don't mind Pooks and 621 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 1: Pouquette poquet because I'm Pooky and she's Poquet. 622 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,200 Speaker 2: Poquet's actually a good one. I think Pouquette is better 623 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 2: than Pooky. Yeah, Pouquet, way you better. My next second question, 624 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:50,360 Speaker 2: I love pooh Yeah for some reason. Quote quote Jake, 625 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 2: I love poop. It's probably the best time of your 626 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,399 Speaker 2: day you go to the toilet quality mean time. I 627 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,399 Speaker 2: think you'll like this one though. Getting ready, stop me 628 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,920 Speaker 2: when I say a better way to tell someone I've 629 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 2: got to go take a ship, all right, So sorry, 630 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,119 Speaker 2: so stop me when I say a better way to 631 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 2: tell someone You've got to go take a ship. Then 632 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,280 Speaker 2: I'm just going to drop the kids off at the pool. Okay, 633 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:25,840 Speaker 2: I'm going to unload some baggage. I'm going to I'm 634 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:31,080 Speaker 2: going to paint the town brown. I'm off to see 635 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,480 Speaker 2: a man about a dog. Just got to go grow 636 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 2: a tail. I need to go answer nature's call. I'm 637 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 2: going to visit the poor. I'm going to make a 638 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,360 Speaker 2: deposit at the outhouse. Oh love, I just gotta go 639 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:57,240 Speaker 2: pinch one off. That's good, that's my favorite. I say 640 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 2: that to Beth, and she's like, you stop saying, pitch 641 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 2: one off my last one. You're gonna like it's I'm 642 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,000 Speaker 2: going to attend some personal business like that. 643 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some me time. There's nothing bag going 644 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: to do a number two on your phone and actually 645 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,040 Speaker 1: getting some business done. Just watching some tiktoks. 646 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,320 Speaker 2: I quite liked these. Actually, I'm glad that I did 647 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 2: all these because now I've got like old a new thing. 648 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 2: But I've been saying, I don't know why I've been saying, 649 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go pinch one off that hates it. 650 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,640 Speaker 1: I don't even know what I said. I think I 651 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: was the toilet like my for some reason, like my 652 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 1: favor I have with your humans. 653 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 2: Just randomly, I just like making her uncomfortable, like squirmish 654 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 2: a little squirmish, like I've have to take a piss. Yeah, 655 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 2: I'll be like I just got to take a piss 656 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 2: out of my doodle. I don't know why. 657 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 1: Why. I'm happy you found someone in the same sense 658 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 1: of humor as you. Man, I think she does. I 659 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 1: don't know if anyone does similar enough, you similar enough? 660 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you very much for listening. We're 661 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: gonna finish with a song, Twinkle Twinkle. 662 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 3: Little Star. 663 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: How I wonder what you are up above the world, 664 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,320 Speaker 1: so high like a diamond in the sky. Now you 665 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: can leave a five star review if you like the 666 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: pod very much. Love you, bye,