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Speaker 3: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all.
Speaker 2: Right hey, and this is High Scrollers, the podcast version
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Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's
Speaker 1: going viral.
Speaker 2: Oh, plus we talk a lot about ourselves too.
Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode, we have gone completely off
Speaker 1: the rails finally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to stick around to the end of
Speaker 2: this episode. Not that you were not going to anyway,
Speaker 2: but God, was that hilarious. And I don't know if
Speaker 2: this episode will piss you off or not, Schollers. We
Speaker 2: do set a bit of a challenge and a bit
Speaker 2: of intention at the start of this episode. Yeah it
Speaker 2: doesn't go well, and this one's a rocky one, but
Speaker 2: that's all right, deal mean dool let's go.
Speaker 3: Good morning Matthew.
Speaker 2: My god, No, I don't know whether I'm ready for that.
Speaker 2: Energy right now?
Speaker 3: Bad fucking sad. Wait, do we swear on here that much?
Speaker 4: Do we?
Speaker 2: I feel like you do everything? Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 3: But do you beep it out editing the videos? It's
Speaker 3: really obvious because I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, depends on my mood.
Speaker 3: I feel it depends on your mood. Actually, mad, I've
Speaker 3: got a challenge for us.
Speaker 2: Oh what, no swearing this whole episode?
Speaker 3: No fuck, no.
Speaker 2: Challenge.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I saw a girl on TikTok quite literally yesterday, okay,
Speaker 1: and she was starting this thing where she's trying to
Speaker 1: make TikTok's where she doesn't say the word.
Speaker 2: Like oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if we say it often or
Speaker 1: not often enough?
Speaker 2: I do? Do you?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel as if though I say.
Speaker 3: It when I'm telling a story, Yeah, because you go.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, and then I was like, so,
Speaker 1: let's just keep one another throughout this whole episode accountable.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Every time we pick up on it, we have to
Speaker 1: point it out.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Just there's a little challenge for the day. We've got
Speaker 3: to keep ourselves on our toes.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of those sorts of things that
Speaker 2: I say when I tell stories all the time, for instance.
Speaker 3: Instead off did you say?
Speaker 2: For instance, I always say do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I say that as do you know me?
Speaker 4: Do you know me?
Speaker 2: And I actually did a story the other day. I
Speaker 2: did an Instagram story the other day and I realized
Speaker 2: that I said do you know what I mean? Four
Speaker 2: times in a twenty four second story, and I was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: you've done it again.
Speaker 1: Someone listening, please keep tally of this, by the way,
Speaker 1: and then let us know in the broadcast chat.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're starting now.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was just the run up, Yeah, warm up.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely. What else has been happening in your life
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 1: Not much has been happening. I've just been working as usual.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you one thing. We're obviously getting really
Speaker 1: excited to go to America.
Speaker 2: I know you leave next week, so soon the week
Speaker 2: two weeks.
Speaker 3: By the time this has come out, we're filming this,
Speaker 3: recording this in real time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I'm being really careful of what
Speaker 3: I say.
Speaker 2: Now, see you've just said I feel like that doesn't
Speaker 2: count right, it does, no, because I feel like is
Speaker 2: a fully constructed senne.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're allowed to use it when it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I don't know the rules. Actually, it's your
Speaker 2: fucking game.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we're still on nil all uh my, like
Speaker 3: so fuck sorry, everyone.
Speaker 2: Lose your own game. I'm locked in. By the way,
Speaker 2: I've never been so focused in my life. I'm here,
Speaker 2: go any we go. I'm winning this one today.
Speaker 1: My whole TikTok, which I'm loving. I'm on Vegas talk yes,
Speaker 1: and I've got a question. Okay, So I'm seeing videos
Speaker 1: of all the best places you need to go. I'm
Speaker 1: saving them all. I've got to save folder on my
Speaker 1: TikTok for us for when we're there. But my fyp
Speaker 1: on TikTok is also full of club promoters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've sent me a few of these videos, and
Speaker 2: I don't really understand their job neither.
Speaker 1: What's the go with club promoters in America? Because I
Speaker 1: feel as if it's not really a thing here in Australia,
Speaker 1: not these days.
Speaker 2: I know it was a long time ago when I
Speaker 2: started going to the clubs when I was eighteen, but
Speaker 2: can you explain what they're saying in the videos? For
Speaker 2: those who don't know.
Speaker 1: They have personal TikTok accounts for them being a promoter
Speaker 1: and they say, hey guys, if you want to get
Speaker 1: into all the clubs, like send me your DM this
Speaker 1: is my WhatsApp, or get your free entry.
Speaker 3: You'll get your free this and that. You don't have
Speaker 3: to pay me any TIBs. Like what is the go?
Speaker 2: And I don't understand how they're getting paid. I think
Speaker 2: the club pays them right for however, many people are
Speaker 2: on their guest list. But my thing is that some
Speaker 2: of them will say get your name on and we'll
Speaker 2: give you and ladies that says ladies get to drink
Speaker 2: for free. Open bar for ladies. And I'm like, so
Speaker 2: now they're getting free entry and then free drinks all
Speaker 2: night at the bar. How are you making money? If
Speaker 2: the club isn't making money, is it.
Speaker 1: Just getting people in the door? Like is that the
Speaker 1: whole objective?
Speaker 2: I assume. So there were some rules around that. I
Speaker 2: saw vip booths and you could get like a you
Speaker 2: could get a free VIP booth.
Speaker 3: This whole episode, I was just gonna be going like
Speaker 3: every now and then, this.
Speaker 2: Is gonna be the most jarring, Like the listener experience
Speaker 2: of this episode is everyone is going to be listening
Speaker 2: to this thinking I can't follow along any thing they're
Speaker 2: saying because the whole time it's just gonna be okay. Anyway,
Speaker 2: club promoters in Las Veith.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saving them all because we can. We can
Speaker 1: message these guys when we're there.
Speaker 2: But also that's all good and well, but also why,
Speaker 2: like why do they exist? Like why wouldn't the club
Speaker 2: just want people to buy a ticket and come inside
Speaker 2: or is it like we'd rather have people inside for
Speaker 2: free and make it look busy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Surely that's what it's got to be.
Speaker 3: But it's like a whole thing.
Speaker 1: And these club promoters have thirty thousand followers, fifty thousand followers,
Speaker 1: and they've got like popular I just did it again.
Speaker 1: They've got popular TikTok accounts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's their job.
Speaker 2: So many followers. But I don't understand how they're making
Speaker 2: any money. I'm thinking that might say them.
Speaker 1: Surely with how many people were on their list for
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it must be like you know, you get a
Speaker 2: dollar to five dollars or whatever for every name that's
Speaker 2: on your list. If you have one hundred people on
Speaker 2: your list, you're getting cup one hundred dollars but I
Speaker 2: just don't see how that's viable for the club. Although
Speaker 2: I have heard that everything in Vegas is so expensive.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been to Vegas. I know everything's expensive,
Speaker 2: So potentially drinks are an absolutely ridiculous price that as
Speaker 2: long as you're in the club, if you're buying a drink,
Speaker 2: it's going to be really expensive. I when I was
Speaker 2: in Vegas, had to go to an ATM because obviously
Speaker 2: you need so much cash there.
Speaker 3: The fees on the ATM in.
Speaker 2: Las Vegas can be up to one hundred. I had
Speaker 2: to pay like seventeen dollars fifty or something as an
Speaker 2: ATM fee, but I heard other people on my kentique
Speaker 2: were paying up to seventy five one hundred dollars because
Speaker 2: obviously everyone needs cash out for the poke's and the
Speaker 2: gambling and everything. But in Vegas they all just jack
Speaker 2: up the prices, so everything's really really expensive. So potentially,
Speaker 2: just getting you in the club, even if you buy
Speaker 2: one drink, you're covering your door charge anyway. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: then I don't understand how the ladies drink at the
Speaker 2: open bar all night. No, neither potentially that though it
Speaker 2: was a bit of a Hoodwink situation where once they're
Speaker 2: in the open bar is like the most disgusting house.
Speaker 1: Wine, and or it could be just like for a
Speaker 1: certain time frame maybe yeah, like, oh, it's finished.
Speaker 2: Now, because if I went in and it was like
Speaker 2: open bar and then I got in there and all
Speaker 2: I could have was a really horrible chardonnay. Of course
Speaker 2: I'm spending forty dollars on a drink now, yeah, because
Speaker 2: what else is there to do?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Well, either way, TikTok is serving me good videos and
Speaker 1: I'm saving them in a folder for us so we
Speaker 1: know all the best places to go.
Speaker 2: Mmm. This is devastating though, but I'm going to keep
Speaker 2: this for close friends. But I have decided something really crazy,
Speaker 2: which is probably not the best decision to make. Two
Speaker 2: weeks before we go to America. Tell me now, my
Speaker 2: clubbing era has officially come to an end.
Speaker 1: Ye say that now, But we're going to be out
Speaker 1: for dinner in Vegas. You're going to be six cocktails deep,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to say come on, let's go, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, I'll go clubbing with you if you shoot
Speaker 2: a gun with me. Oh, scrollers. The other day I
Speaker 2: want to shoot a gun so bad. Like I want
Speaker 2: to shoot a gun so bad, and I want Brittany
Speaker 2: to come to a shooting range. I'm sure there's one
Speaker 2: in Las Vegas that we can go in.
Speaker 3: It would be for sure. There's probably He.
Speaker 2: And pay however, march to go and shoot a gun.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's a bucket list.
Speaker 3: Hannah, have you shot a gun? I feel like.
Speaker 2: You week Hannah's story Time, Who's leg to shoot off? Love?
Speaker 5: No, I actually used to be in Australia's only all
Speaker 5: female rifle club. Of course, you at my boarding school
Speaker 5: and the.
Speaker 2: Trauma.
Speaker 5: You used to have to go get the rifles from
Speaker 5: the like office and put them in the bast and
Speaker 5: we'd drive down.
Speaker 3: To the boys' school.
Speaker 5: They had a shooting range, but we couldn't actually compete
Speaker 5: because it was like GPS schools only, so the girls
Speaker 5: would go and.
Speaker 3: Be part of it. The girls would.
Speaker 5: Go and compete, but and they would come first, but
Speaker 5: the boys who came second would get the first place
Speaker 5: trophy because the girls weren't part of the comp ah,
Speaker 5: because there was no other girls that could He shot
Speaker 5: a gun. Yeah, and we used to do clay pigeon
Speaker 5: shooting quite a bit. The ones I did was like
Speaker 5: lying down on the ground with the rifle and you
Speaker 5: would shoot at a target that wasn't moving. It was
Speaker 5: just like far away, there you go, there.
Speaker 3: You go, And that wasn't traumatic for you. We don't know.
Speaker 1: It was the list of Hannah's trauma story times.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 5: Although the man who run the shooting club was having
Speaker 5: sexual relations with the maths teacher and she used to
Speaker 5: just like come along and we're like, what is she
Speaker 5: doing tea? And then we found out they were dating
Speaker 5: tea tea.
Speaker 2: I love high school tea. Well, anyway, I want to
Speaker 2: shoot a gun, so like, sorry, Britt, I.
Speaker 1: Don't like like just touching a gun, being near guns,
Speaker 1: being near other people holding guns not really my cup
Speaker 1: of tea.
Speaker 2: I'm all about it.
Speaker 5: You can club shooting them cash guns that they're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: I'll shoot a cash gun in the club, but a
Speaker 1: real gun like aj or one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Do it with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, good, I'm sold. That's good enough for me. Okay,
Speaker 2: you can just do the vlog. Can you just do
Speaker 2: the vlog like you just feel me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Doing it? I can't go to America and not shoot
Speaker 2: a gun.
Speaker 3: God, it just scares me.
Speaker 2: And when you could shoot guns, we could go to
Speaker 2: a gun shooting range here in Australia and do the
Speaker 2: exact same thing. Really, I just think it's more fun
Speaker 2: to do it when, you know, because then I can go, oh,
Speaker 2: when we're in Vegas, I shot that gun that one time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I'll think about it.
Speaker 2: Okay. And it's America, we're going to be in target
Speaker 2: with guns, dole, you know what I mean? You can
Speaker 2: buy one at Walmart or whatever. Fucking's freaking there's I
Speaker 2: think there's more things to worry about than the shooting range,
Speaker 2: because Britney's first thing was like, I don't really want
Speaker 2: to be that close to a gun in case someone
Speaker 2: goes crazy. I think you've got literally everywhere else to
Speaker 2: worry about that, like literally everywhere else. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: very excited.
Speaker 6: Yeah, please be upstanding for the royal flush.
Speaker 3: What's your royal flush?
Speaker 2: Matt Well, I feel like.
Speaker 3: I go first all the time these days.
Speaker 2: Fun, fun, fun. You know how there's always someone taking
Speaker 2: over the for you page with their concerts. For a while,
Speaker 2: obviously it was Taylor Swift. Then I feel like it
Speaker 2: was Sabrina Carpenter. We even a couple months ago a
Speaker 2: lot of Kylie Minogue she toured around Australia, was filling
Speaker 2: everyone's for you pages with concert footage. I love seeing it.
Speaker 2: Dubalipa is the newest one on.
Speaker 3: The scene in Australia.
Speaker 2: She's in Australia right now. I think she actually debuted
Speaker 2: this world tour in Australia, so the videos coming out
Speaker 2: from the Australian concerts in I think her first stop
Speaker 2: was Melbourne. They are the first.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: They go, oh fuck, Let's just get Australia out the
Speaker 1: way first and then move on to the rest of
Speaker 1: the world because we're so far away.
Speaker 2: There might be some sort of logistics tour as well,
Speaker 2: because I think it also doesn't set us up for disappointment.
Speaker 2: So for example, in the past, I've seen other people's
Speaker 2: tours who have then come to Australia and we only
Speaker 2: get half the stage, or we don't get the runway,
Speaker 2: or we don't get them flying over the audience like
Speaker 2: they do in other places, probably because it just cost
Speaker 2: too much to bring all those things over, and also
Speaker 2: logistically it's a nightmare I can imagine.
Speaker 1: How the fuck do they get all these sets and
Speaker 1: everything they'd have to put on ships.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually have asked this question to my friend
Speaker 2: who works in the industry, and basically, the setup for
Speaker 2: the stage you can source that literally almost anywhere.
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're not really bringing the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the costumes and everything they'd have to bring
Speaker 2: maybe if there's some really but they just commissioned someone
Speaker 2: in Australia to make it.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I think as well, for example,
Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue, like you went to all the ten concerts
Speaker 1: and I went to two, literally one night apart. Is
Speaker 1: it the same costume every time? Does she have multiple
Speaker 1: of the same one?
Speaker 2: Oh? Multiple of the same one? She's not wearing the
Speaker 2: same dress each time? And you know what I could
Speaker 2: tell because the sequence on the dresses. I have photos
Speaker 2: and they're different sized sequence, even though it looks like
Speaker 2: the same dress.
Speaker 1: Because imagine if you're just wearing the same sweaty outfit
Speaker 1: that you're quickly washed the night before.
Speaker 2: I always think about that's all the logistics when people
Speaker 2: do like tour films, And that's what I actually want
Speaker 2: to know. I want to say the dry cleaning team.
Speaker 2: I want to see what happens. You know, we get
Speaker 2: to see their quick change backstage sometimes and that's really fun.
Speaker 2: But where does that dress go?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: I want to see where that goes. I want to
Speaker 2: see its process to making it back to her the
Speaker 2: next night or however all that works.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would like you know how like Sabrina and Taylor,
Speaker 1: like they wear the four layers of the Capizio types
Speaker 1: or whatever they're called, Like, how many pairs of those
Speaker 1: do they have in case they rip?
Speaker 3: Have they got like a suitcase with thirty pairs?
Speaker 2: I will say the Capezio types are really That's what
Speaker 2: I wore through all the Kylie shows and I only
Speaker 2: had four pairs and I wore two at a time.
Speaker 2: So really they're really they're like I think I paid
Speaker 2: sixty dollars holy pair of like for one.
Speaker 3: They have curve versions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine were like excel to two XL.
Speaker 3: Like okay, so they've got lots of size.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, Capezios are really. Oh it's almost like
Speaker 2: when you're wearing them, that's it almost feels knitted, really breathable,
Speaker 2: but like you can just tell it. It's not like
Speaker 2: the meshy stuff you just get from Woolworst, from the
Speaker 2: stockings in Wooworst. It's like it's designed to be like
Speaker 2: a thick, tight but still you don't feel hot in it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Anyway, Jua Lipa is currently
Speaker 2: all over my for You page and something so exciting happens.
Speaker 2: So she's doing like a surprise song kind of thing
Speaker 2: at each of her concerts, as a lot of people are.
Speaker 2: It's a really smart move from artists because obviously every
Speaker 2: single show is going to be a little bit different.
Speaker 2: It one guarantees viral moments, which is what we've seen
Speaker 2: because the second night she sung Can't Get You out
Speaker 2: of My Head by Kylie Minogue and the crowd lost it.
Speaker 2: So her surprise songs are actually local artists, so being
Speaker 2: in Melbourne, I think that's why she did Kylie because
Speaker 2: Kylie's originally from Melbourne. One night she did Advance Joy
Speaker 2: and he actually joined her on stage. And then another
Speaker 2: night I saw was she did Rush by Troy Savad
Speaker 2: and brought Troy savarn out on stage as well, and
Speaker 2: the crowd again lost it. And I love this is
Speaker 2: such a smart move because everyone's going to be on
Speaker 2: the edge of their seats every night, going who's she
Speaker 2: going to play tonight? What is it? And I've already
Speaker 2: seen other people guessing, like I think tonight's going to
Speaker 2: be untouched by the Veronicas, and the Verronicas might even
Speaker 2: come out on stage because they're in Melbourne at the
Speaker 2: moment and blah blah blah. It just keeps the conversation
Speaker 2: going online. It's a really smart move. And the Royal
Speaker 2: flush is that on stage with Troy Savonne Dua Lipa
Speaker 2: announced that a couple of years ago, you know her
Speaker 2: song Let's get Theresal, Yeah with you, she actually recorded
Speaker 2: a version of that song with Troy Sevann that never
Speaker 2: was released to the public. And then she pulls out
Speaker 2: a us B.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I did see.
Speaker 2: She's like, the song is on this us B. Who
Speaker 2: wants to leak it? And then the crowd's obviously screaming,
Speaker 2: and she chose someone, and I think there was a
Speaker 2: bit of confusion because she needed someone with a Windows
Speaker 2: computer because the file was only compatible with Windows. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: like a MacBook or anything. And I can in the video,
Speaker 2: I can hear this girl like I have a Windows,
Speaker 2: I have Windows, and I forg I don't know who
Speaker 2: she picks, but anyway she picks, someone gives them. The
Speaker 2: US being is like, can we all trust you to
Speaker 2: leak this on the internet tonight? Anyway, Thank goodness that
Speaker 2: girl didn't gate keep that song, because now did she
Speaker 2: leak it? She's leaked it. I've seen it all over
Speaker 2: TikTok and all over the internet, and it's a collab
Speaker 2: of du Aleipa and Troy Savans.
Speaker 1: So it's like not on Spotify or anything right now,
Speaker 1: it's just like on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I don't need to do I don't imagine they're going
Speaker 2: to release it, release it, but yeah, it's been leaked
Speaker 2: and it's really fun. Do I think we needed it? No?
Speaker 2: But it's My Royal Flush is not so much the song.
Speaker 3: It's more the interaction.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and like how smart that is just to
Speaker 2: continue keep out like making those viral moments happen, So
Speaker 2: props to your.
Speaker 3: Doer, Well, my Royal Flush. I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: true or not, Okay, so it could be news.
Speaker 1: But I did see an article that Abby Chatfield's mom
Speaker 1: is about to be your next favorite reality star. Oh
Speaker 1: apparently she's going on the Golden Bachelor as a contestant.
Speaker 2: As in the guys will be dating her.
Speaker 3: No, I think she.
Speaker 1: Let me see, let me read, would be Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 2: Oh so sure, it would be Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: Okay, And I've never watched The Golden Bachelor, have we.
Speaker 3: We've had a couple of seasons in Australia, just one.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I need to get into it. And if Abby's mom's
Speaker 1: going on there, I'm gonna be bloody watching.
Speaker 3: Because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think it's iconic and I should watch the
Speaker 1: last season because I just think it's really nice, like
Speaker 1: that they have like a dating show but for like
Speaker 1: the older generation. Yeah, I just thought it was like
Speaker 1: I moment, like whether it's true or not.
Speaker 2: Well, I did see Abby share it to her story
Speaker 2: with like a side I emotion.
Speaker 1: Okay, so mate allegedly, yeah, but it's saying the guy
Speaker 1: the Golden Bachelor is Barry Bear. Mirden, a fifty somethingter
Speaker 1: engineer from Sydney, will lead season one of the Golden
Speaker 1: Bachelor Australia. Mirden is a father of three and is
Speaker 1: reportedly widowed.
Speaker 3: Let me tap on him. I want to see Oh,
Speaker 3: it's leading me to his Instagram. Oh, it's leading me
Speaker 3: to a so dramatic podcast post. He looks pretty hot,
Speaker 3: does he?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me have a look. Fucksy on the run.
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 1: Barry Bear m R M y R d E N. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a bit of a spunk.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Matt?
Speaker 2: Well, all that's coming up for me is brother Bear.
Speaker 1: This guy it's giving like a bit Mark Boris, but
Speaker 1: like bigger.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, I feel like not that.
Speaker 1: I ever want to think of this, but you know
Speaker 1: what if I was in my fifties and I somehow
Speaker 1: wound up being single, I would go on a.
Speaker 3: Show like that. Really yeah fuck it?
Speaker 1: What would you do if you just so happened to
Speaker 1: become single in your fifties? Would you date?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could be bothered. I think
Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm like exhausted, Like, if God forbid anything
Speaker 2: was to ever happen, I'd just become celibate. Yeah, give
Speaker 2: it a rest, you know what I mean? Can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: I've watched throughout not so much now, but like when
Speaker 1: my mum and dad broke up when I was little,
Speaker 1: Like I just watched them go through the dating scene,
Speaker 1: and like it does seem a lot like especially like
Speaker 1: as you're getting older. But I reckon like shows like that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, good on, you've fucking guys.
Speaker 2: At least now. I guess there's like good ways to
Speaker 2: meet people online, Like I feel like that people especially
Speaker 2: older than us, didn't have like where were they meeting
Speaker 2: I remember apart from like through friends of friends.
Speaker 1: No, So when I was young, my mom was on
Speaker 1: RSVP that was the dating side, and you'd have to pay,
Speaker 1: and it was on the computer, like on the home
Speaker 1: computer set up the dating profile. You'd speak on RSBP
Speaker 1: and you'd have to buy credits to write back to people.
Speaker 1: And my mum also I don't know if this was
Speaker 1: just a Newcastle thing or if it was Australia wide,
Speaker 1: but she used to go on these dates called table
Speaker 1: talk and I don't know if it was a Newcastle business.
Speaker 3: Only made me look it up.
Speaker 1: But again you would pay and then be part of
Speaker 1: these social groups where they would then just go on
Speaker 1: like yeah, big speed dates, like it might be like
Speaker 1: twenty guys and twenty women and they like have a
Speaker 1: venue booked and then you do like speed dating and
Speaker 1: from there you could tell the dating agency who you
Speaker 1: liked and they would organize dates for you. And I
Speaker 1: remember my mum doing both of those things RSVP and
Speaker 1: table talk.
Speaker 2: I did speed aning once when ah, this is like
Speaker 2: maybe twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, what'd you do? I found
Speaker 2: it really like not fun. I like it was kind
Speaker 2: of fun, but it was kind of just a piss
Speaker 2: take by the end of it, because I was like,
Speaker 2: this is so this is so dumb. I hated that
Speaker 2: it was I hated the way it was set out.
Speaker 3: I would do it, but.
Speaker 1: For friends, like speed dating books make new girlfriends, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: You just sit down, you tell each other the most
Speaker 2: stupid small talk.
Speaker 1: And you're like right next to other people, yes, and
Speaker 1: you could hear their conversation.
Speaker 2: Too, And three four minutes later you are onto the
Speaker 2: next person and you've forgotten everything the person before you
Speaker 2: said and you really haven't made a connection with anyone.
Speaker 2: So then by the tenth guy in, I was like,
Speaker 2: I just hate this. And then people would also mingle
Speaker 2: with each other as well, so I would be speed
Speaker 2: dating someone across from me, but then the two on
Speaker 2: either side of us might catch our conversation and join
Speaker 2: in as well, or we might join in on theirs.
Speaker 2: And then there's six of us having a conversation and
Speaker 2: I'm going, Okay, the speed dating is going a little
Speaker 2: faster for me. And then by the time you're really
Speaker 2: in the good depth of the conversation, the bell goes
Speaker 2: off and you've got to go to the next person.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, I can see the benefits of it,
Speaker 2: but for me, by the tenth guy, I was like,
Speaker 2: just it was kind of a piss take and I
Speaker 2: was just like laughing and saying not taking it very
Speaker 2: seriously because I just was thinking, how do you make
Speaker 2: a connection with someone in three to five minutes.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe it's better for like friendships speed dating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like getting to know people in that way.
Speaker 2: Anyway, ticked it off the bucket list, though did it once,
Speaker 2: Never have to do it again.
Speaker 1: So look, it is a rumor, but if it's on
Speaker 1: Abby's story, I reckon there's something there. Yeah, apparently she's
Speaker 1: been spotted like filming or something for it. And I'm
Speaker 1: just excited that we're having the Golden Bachelor come to Australia.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like we have had a season,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't think we have. I think that's
Speaker 1: like in my I'm making that shit up now.
Speaker 2: I feel potentially it was announced by Channel ten years
Speaker 2: ago and it never happened. It never happened. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of things happened at Channel ten. Whole thing had
Speaker 2: a restructure, I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of I'm going to be tuning into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it will be on Channel nine now.
Speaker 2: So potentially it changed hands and just took a bit
Speaker 2: of a long.
Speaker 3: Time to Maybe that's where I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: Of it, because I do.
Speaker 1: I been mounting the guy and seeing him with all
Speaker 1: gold around him and being like, oh, he's a silver fox,
Speaker 1: and then it has never happened, and then I know
Speaker 1: they've had it in Americus.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm getting it confused with that.
Speaker 2: I could have sworn we had a Golden Bachelor at
Speaker 2: some point here in Australia, But who knows. I've only
Speaker 2: watched the one season of The Bachelor where there were
Speaker 2: the three of them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, see, I didn't watch that one.
Speaker 2: I quite enjoyed it. I thought it was quite fun,
Speaker 2: but it also gave me f boy Ireland vibes, which
Speaker 2: also is a great show.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched that either.
Speaker 2: I love f Boy Island the first season. I haven't
Speaker 2: actually watched season two, but the first season is some
Speaker 2: of the best reality TV I've ever seen, especially the
Speaker 2: season finale. It's actually so intense and so full on.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you, like off air what happens, because
Speaker 2: I don't want to spoil it for the scrollers, but
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't want to spoil it for
Speaker 2: you either, but I just don't think you have time.
Speaker 2: I'll spoil it for you, but I won't spoil it
Speaker 2: for the scrobblers.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I like doing a little activity here
Speaker 1: on the pod.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how have we gone with likes?
Speaker 1: I've given up like someone at home, shawl. You're keeping
Speaker 1: tally of how many times we've said it. We've fully
Speaker 1: forgotten about it lasted not very long. Well, I saw
Speaker 1: a TikTok that said, if you go onto the TikTok
Speaker 1: search bar and you type in advice for me, the
Speaker 1: first video that you see is advice that you need.
Speaker 1: So I thought, as a little challenge you and I
Speaker 1: could do it right now. Okay, but how about we
Speaker 1: switch it up and the first thing I read is
Speaker 1: advice for you any other way around.
Speaker 2: But well, I don't think that. I think it's meant
Speaker 2: to be accustomed to us.
Speaker 1: Like it's okay, do you want to swap phones? Then okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's swap phone. So I'm going to read you your
Speaker 1: advice and you're going to read me.
Speaker 3: We delete your search history.
Speaker 2: Why, I'm just jokeing. Wait, let me see what's in
Speaker 2: the search history. I'll read that out. I have no
Speaker 2: I have no shame. I've got this is my search
Speaker 2: history on TikTok Eye line a girl meme original.
Speaker 1: Late Uh oh, did you see that too? Like I
Speaker 1: haven't watched it, but the two hour podcast, I'm waiting.
Speaker 2: For someone to do a fucking recap. H every girl
Speaker 2: needs a twink du a lipa physical choice of arnt as.
Speaker 2: We just spoke about Paulie Olivia Rodrigu Lollapalooza because a
Speaker 2: lot of people were talking about her recent Lollapalooza. I
Speaker 2: think headline set.
Speaker 1: Mine's snack Plate Girl Dinner because I was doing groceries
Speaker 1: online and looking for inspo for snacks. Nice Kylie and
Speaker 1: Tan no idea, French bob Anna, Paul Uncle Jakie, Top
Speaker 1: of Mount Everest I was watching videos of like what
Speaker 1: it looks like at the top of Mount Heir forests.
Speaker 2: Which is really dirty, because I saw some videos of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's trade phones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I also, what's yours? What's the search?
Speaker 2: Because I just saw my search like it's suggested see
Speaker 2: up the top in the search bar. It's suggested, Terry,
Speaker 2: what's yours is is a Maya beauty? What the fuck
Speaker 2: is that? I don't know. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2: All right, So advice for me for me, And this
Speaker 2: advice is actually for Brittany. And that's the first video
Speaker 2: that's coming up, is it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Not if it's a sponsored ad go to the next one.
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I feel like this isn't gonna work for you at all.
Speaker 3: Okay, but anyway, I've got an open mind.
Speaker 2: Oh hang on, that is sponsor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do the.
Speaker 2: Sponsor the first So that's the one I thought. And
Speaker 2: it said feeling stressed about your finances? Are you feeling
Speaker 2: stressed about your finances every day? Oh? God, here we go.
Speaker 2: This is your one. So the first video to come
Speaker 2: up for you, Brittany, this is the advice you trust
Speaker 2: the food when you don't know the chef. You trust
Speaker 2: the bus ride when you don't know the bus driver.
Speaker 2: So why not trust yourself when you know you're in
Speaker 2: full control?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: I don't really get it for sure. What are you
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 4: So? Like?
Speaker 1: Because when you search on TikTok, the first thing that
Speaker 1: always comes up is a sponsored ad like that yours.
Speaker 3: Yours is looking for legally, you're looking for legal advice, Matt.
Speaker 1: All right, now, okay, your advice is like the first
Speaker 1: non sponsored one. Life gets better when you realize you
Speaker 1: never make a wrong decision. The choices you make lead
Speaker 1: you to exactly where you're meant to be. I came
Speaker 1: across a quote that said, if you went back and
Speaker 1: fixed all the mistakes you've ever made, you would erase yourself.
Speaker 3: And that's all I've ever needed to hear.
Speaker 2: Shit, that's deep. Yeah, what don't erase yourself? Yeah? Should
Speaker 2: we check our second ones as well? Okay? Oh wait,
Speaker 2: oh the same one, the one you read? Yeah, well
Speaker 2: you got the same one as well.
Speaker 3: The second one for you is a video of Cynthia.
Speaker 2: Oh nice.
Speaker 7: When you do something, or you eat something, or you
Speaker 7: buy something or drink something, ask yourself, are you loving
Speaker 7: yourself when you do that, and if the answer is
Speaker 7: you've done what.
Speaker 2: The fuck is? People just be saying shit.
Speaker 3: When you eat something, when you do something, ask yourself.
Speaker 2: Are you loving?
Speaker 3: You drinking a double? I'm not drinking the massive can
Speaker 3: of vage because I love myself.
Speaker 2: Well, your one of yours is the joker. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: don't know if there's gonna be words or whether I'll
Speaker 2: have to read it out. Let me say, the.
Speaker 8: Kindest thing that you can do for yourself is to
Speaker 8: let people go when they want to go. No chasing,
Speaker 8: no begging, Let it hurt, and then let it heal.
Speaker 8: When we stop forcing people to choose us, we make
Speaker 8: room for the people that were made for us. Allow
Speaker 8: yourself to embrace the natural flow of relationships. Understand that
Speaker 8: not everyone is meant to stay in your life forever.
Speaker 8: By letting go, you.
Speaker 2: Respect their church.
Speaker 4: What is your face like that?
Speaker 8: For it creates a space for mutual respect.
Speaker 3: It's about you, Matt.
Speaker 8: Trust that the right people will come into your life
Speaker 8: at the right time. Focus on self growth and nurturing
Speaker 8: the relationships that are reciprocated. In this way. You cultivated communities.
Speaker 3: Longs the Falcon hell so is that about you.
Speaker 8: Every ending is a new beginning in disguise. Embrace change
Speaker 8: with an open heart and unwavering faith in the journey ahead.
Speaker 8: Letting go with grace Peaple.
Speaker 3: And how long is this meaningful connections.
Speaker 6: In the future?
Speaker 2: Is that the end? I'm waiting for it to Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the end? Okay, great Jay? So sorry Scroll. Does
Speaker 2: anyone else crime themselves on the way to work today?
Speaker 2: That was heavy, wasn't it, Ship, I don't realize. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what.
Speaker 1: On that topic, I'm so fine, Like I'm very much
Speaker 1: a person that is at peace with knowing that people
Speaker 1: come and go.
Speaker 3: I remember back in my early YouTube days, Mitch Cheery,
Speaker 3: just leave that in the Midchube.
Speaker 2: I remember back in my early years, I loved that
Speaker 2: every time you wave to someone, I turn around and
Speaker 2: they're already gone. So you just wave and I turn
Speaker 2: around and no one's there.
Speaker 3: I'm actually just waving it no one.
Speaker 1: I remember in my early YouTube days, Matt, as you
Speaker 1: would know because you've been around since then. I shared
Speaker 1: friendships on my YouTube channel. I shared relationships and then
Speaker 1: like I would no longer be friends with that person
Speaker 1: or no longer be with that guy because we were
Speaker 1: obviously a lot younger back then.
Speaker 3: This is when I'm twenty twenty one, nineteen whatever.
Speaker 1: Then my audience was super young as well, like I
Speaker 1: had a bunch of fifteen year olds following me at
Speaker 1: the time. I remember I would get a lot of
Speaker 1: hate of people saying, you can't even keep a friendship,
Speaker 1: she can't even keep a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And I get that those comments came from like a
Speaker 1: place of immaturity because I was really young, and then
Speaker 1: my audience was even younger. But I think now everyone's
Speaker 1: obviously older and a lot wiser like our audiences. But like,
Speaker 1: throughout life, I've had so many people come and go
Speaker 1: from friends to family and everything in between, relationships, boyfriends,
Speaker 1: and I'm fine with that, Whereas I think maybe a
Speaker 1: lot of other people struggle with like change. But I
Speaker 1: feel like my whole life, everything has changed for me
Speaker 1: a hundred million times throughout every year of my life
Speaker 1: that I'm at peace with knowing that people will come
Speaker 1: and go, Whereas I think a lot of other people
Speaker 1: really struggle and like want everything to stay the same
Speaker 1: in their life, even if it means like hanging on
Speaker 1: to bad people that they shouldn't be connected with Yeah.
Speaker 2: Me, that's so me, you know, I think that's your
Speaker 2: I think I think you have an avoidant attachment style potentially.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that comes from like being so
Speaker 1: fucked over by like my parents.
Speaker 2: See, I'm the same bit different as in like I
Speaker 2: feel like, because people.
Speaker 3: Have left in the past, you're more wary.
Speaker 2: I'm now I think I'm anxious attachment style. But I
Speaker 2: haven't actually looked too far into these because I can't
Speaker 2: be bothered doing therapy on myself. Yeah, but I'm the
Speaker 2: type of person who I'm scared. I'm scared every friend
Speaker 2: of mine will leave at some point, or everyone will
Speaker 2: leave me. Or I'm the opposite you're I'm like.
Speaker 3: I'll have you in my life forever.
Speaker 1: But also people want to come and go, or if
Speaker 1: someone wants to be like fuck you bye.
Speaker 3: I'll be like see ya.
Speaker 2: No, see I'm like, I'm not letting you leave. Do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I'm the total fucking opposite.
Speaker 3: Well, oppositees are tract.
Speaker 2: I really struggle with that, which is a good point
Speaker 2: because that means that one, I keep people around.
Speaker 3: For too long and even if they're not the best
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: And two, I'm overbearing on my friendships and people get
Speaker 2: smothered by me because I love bomb my friends and
Speaker 2: I'm always I see you all the fucking time. You
Speaker 2: know what, do you not feel love bombed by me?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 2: But it's also not love bombings in like I'm like,
Speaker 2: I love It's not like that, it's like sorry. It's
Speaker 2: more so the fact that I always want to be
Speaker 2: doing things. So when we finish the recordings.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I want to go somewhere.
Speaker 2: I know, I want to do something with you. Let's
Speaker 2: hang out. What can we do? I know you're you know,
Speaker 2: running your businesses actually.
Speaker 4: Mad, you know?
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you eat to do next week?
Speaker 1: I need to kill time next Monday afternoon?
Speaker 2: Okay, because I'm.
Speaker 1: Flying out at eleven o'clock that night from Sydney. So
Speaker 1: what am I going to do from two thirty to
Speaker 1: eleven pm?
Speaker 2: I actually have plans, but you might be able to
Speaker 2: come with me. I'll discuss that. I'll discuss that with
Speaker 2: you after okay, the recording. But it's also love vowing
Speaker 2: is in like sorry. I keep saying like.
Speaker 1: Sorry, someone please tell us, Like surely one person has
Speaker 1: been keeping tally my surely.
Speaker 2: Like love Mommy is let's go to America. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Coachella, right, So we're having that experience together and
Speaker 2: now look at us. The love bombing has continued by
Speaker 2: also extending to Vegas and then we planned to come home,
Speaker 2: and the love bombing continues because I go, well, no,
Speaker 2: we're going to stay and now we're going to see Beyonce.
Speaker 2: So basically that's my style of friendship is uh, And
Speaker 2: I know that it's a lot.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's a lot for me.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a lot coming from me.
Speaker 3: I've never felt that way.
Speaker 2: I'm always like, oh, you've got other priorities, You've got
Speaker 2: other friends. That doesn't sit well with me.
Speaker 1: Well that's another episode done in dusted matts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, boy, please title this episode my longest year
Speaker 2: boy ever?
Speaker 4: Should we have a go to? Do you want to go?
Speaker 3: We just say yeah, boy, as long as we care.
Speaker 2: As long as we don't say yeah. You might want
Speaker 2: to speed this up if you don't already listen to
Speaker 2: us on one point eight speed. In fact, I had
Speaker 2: people tell us tell me sorry that they listened to
Speaker 2: a lot of podcasts at you know, one point five
Speaker 2: one point eight listening speed. But with high scrollers they
Speaker 2: can't do that because we actually talk so fast that
Speaker 2: they can only go to like one point two before
Speaker 2: they are they can't understand what what we are saying,
Speaker 2: So sorry about that. Anyway, you might want to speed
Speaker 2: this bit up because we are going to do our
Speaker 2: longest Yeah boy, ever, are we doing it at the
Speaker 2: same time?
Speaker 3: Sure, no, we're okay, but.
Speaker 2: It's whoever runs out first, okay, okay, ready two? One?
Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, I'm going to pass the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 4: I long was that?
Speaker 2: I almost hit the fucking deckere.
Speaker 5: The numbers are in whoa, you did twenty three seconds
Speaker 5: and forty eight million seconds?
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was a smoker for ten years, so fucking
Speaker 2: run it back because that whoa. Oh the lungs. The
Speaker 2: lungs are burning.
Speaker 4: After that one.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, I'm so sorry. I'm actually gonna cry.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of myself. My lungs have been through
Speaker 2: a lot in their line, and for me to achieve that,
Speaker 2: what what's that?
Speaker 3: Havingy thirty seconds?
Speaker 2: Thirty yeah? Yeah boy, oh my god? Wow. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: thanks scrollers, thank you. I appreciate you listening, rating, leaving
Speaker 2: us a review. And I've been seeing scrollers that on
Speaker 2: Spotify because you know, I only listen non Spotify. Sorry, Apple,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck's going on over there.
Speaker 2: But Spotify you can comment on episodes, and when I
Speaker 2: go and listen to the episode to get out of
Speaker 2: no context spoilers that I always forget to do, I
Speaker 2: can see the people.
Speaker 4: Comment on our.
Speaker 2: Episodes. Yeah, and I love that, so thanks comment because
Speaker 2: we are reading them. So love your long time anyway,
Speaker 2: dayl I better let you go. I gotta go do
Speaker 2: my longest yeah boy,