Speaker 1: Consumer said, here's some of the first bets from Jason Line.
Speaker 2: While we're on break.
Speaker 3: It's on Saturday night. I won't say where. We had
Speaker 3: a bit. We went out on daked nut for I
Speaker 3: know where you went our twelfth year wedding anniversary. Good
Speaker 3: choice food was amazing. Loui and I got dressed up.
Speaker 3: The mother in law she came. She was in town.
Speaker 3: She looked after the kids.
Speaker 2: Is Wendy moving in? She's been for you for quite
Speaker 2: some time.
Speaker 3: No, the mother in law is not moving in. She's
Speaker 3: actually flying out as we speak. There's no delays at
Speaker 3: the airport today.
Speaker 4: I don't believe so jays thank god.
Speaker 3: So she's airborne leaving Melbourne as we speak.
Speaker 5: But she put her on the first fight, like the
Speaker 5: six am.
Speaker 3: S So Saturday night. Yeah, Louis and I went out
Speaker 3: to celebrate our twelve year wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2: GODA.
Speaker 3: She gave me My gift was she gave me a
Speaker 3: bottle of wine for every year that I've remembered our anniversary.
Speaker 3: So why did you get I got four bottles out
Speaker 3: of the twelve.
Speaker 5: I mean that's a quarter, not bad, thank you. She
Speaker 5: could have bought your box though, just bad. Now, last
Speaker 5: week you turned up on Friday or Thursday with flowers
Speaker 5: and a whole song and dance, and you got the
Speaker 5: day wrong. You were early, so did you have to
Speaker 5: get another present for the correct now?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. We were pretty cash about it when
Speaker 3: we went to dinner. Though, Lou thinks I'm home maintenance.
Speaker 3: I don't think I am.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're on the way.
Speaker 2: That makes three of us, doesn't it clip.
Speaker 4: When it comes to a menu, you are high maintenance.
Speaker 3: Well, I looked at the menu before we got there,
Speaker 3: because I'm twice.
Speaker 5: No, he didn't look at the menu before he went there.
Speaker 5: He made me, because I've been to this restaurant before.
Speaker 5: He made me sit with him and break down every
Speaker 5: single item on the menu, including the snack bites.
Speaker 3: I get socially, but I guess I get menu anxiety.
Speaker 3: I'm quite fussy with food, so I'm just like, I
Speaker 3: don't want any surprises. Anyway, we got their beautiful restaurant.
Speaker 2: The call it menu anxiety.
Speaker 3: The way it was fantastic with a beautiful night looked amazing.
Speaker 3: And then she goes, have you had a great evening?
Speaker 3: And I said yeah, and goes, when you come back
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I didn't like the chairs.
Speaker 4: He said this to the waiter.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, just to my wife.
Speaker 2: You said it to me too. Yeah, I've got the
Speaker 2: feedback about the chairs.
Speaker 3: The chairs in the rest too hard. Beautiful restaurant, amazing
Speaker 3: view food court chairs now plastic wooden chair like not comfortable.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: I don't think you're alone in this, because when Jace
Speaker 5: told me, I was like, oh my Paul, he's a chairman.
Speaker 5: He likes he is fussy about chairs at table and
Speaker 5: we've walked into restaurants before and he is like, hell
Speaker 5: no and done a you turn and walk straight back out.
Speaker 2: He's like, these chairs are no good.
Speaker 3: My other one is lighting. I don't like a bright restaurant.
Speaker 5: You don't want to be under a down light. No,
Speaker 5: especially not on your anniversary when I need lighting on
Speaker 5: my mind. Your wife, how much she loves you, exactly.
Speaker 5: Don't put me in a down light. Don't put the
Speaker 5: big boy in it, downline.
Speaker 3: No. I like a dimly lit restaurant. Yes, a candle.
Speaker 3: Who's this silhouette I'm married to? I want my wife.
Speaker 5: Thinking you want soft lighting? Yes, I forgot how handsome
Speaker 5: you were in the very dark soft candle light. But
Speaker 5: chairs are a big thing, so I know what you mean.
Speaker 5: They're like the ben wood chairs, like those.
Speaker 3: Wooden Yes, does pull fit on them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because he's quite a he's broad.
Speaker 5: It's probably nice way to put it. But we I
Speaker 5: told you we've just bought a new dining room table
Speaker 5: and I had these beautiful chairs.
Speaker 2: Where you go?
Speaker 5: And I said to him, before I pay the deposit
Speaker 5: on these chairs, come and do a sit test. He
Speaker 5: said no, yeah, and then we had to go and
Speaker 5: get different chairs.
Speaker 3: Beautiful restaurant. I don't know if i'd go back, but
Speaker 3: i'd probably take mone chair.
Speaker 4: Do they have?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, imagine Jase turning up to dinner with
Speaker 5: one of those inflatable doughnuts to sit on, like he's
Speaker 5: just had an operation.
Speaker 3: Or like your cab driver getting out the beaded seat
Speaker 3: coverp and putting it down bow suit ball like the
Speaker 3: pregnancy all.
Speaker 5: Yes, ever taking your own cushion to a restaurant, that's
Speaker 5: you take your own pillow when you fly.
Speaker 3: No, but you know what I did the other way.
Speaker 2: I could see you with pillow to fly to Sydney.
Speaker 3: I took my kids to the movies the other day
Speaker 3: and We packed a blanket, a blanky.
Speaker 2: Like like a nice weted blanket.
Speaker 3: Like a nice blanket in my kids backpack. So we
Speaker 3: got in there and we folded out the blanket, laid
Speaker 3: back in the chairs.
Speaker 2: The three of you.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's sad.
Speaker 2: What sort of blanket? What sort of blanket? And was
Speaker 2: it for you or the children?
Speaker 3: No, it was more for the kids. But I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, chuck, was it fluffy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a like you took a fluffy blanket, like.
Speaker 3: What you would throw over yourself if you're watching a
Speaker 3: movie at home, at home, at home.
Speaker 2: Jas you wear your pajamas.
Speaker 3: We chucked it in the backpack. We only pulled it
Speaker 3: out when the lights went down, and then when I
Speaker 3: could see the credits come and I started packing up
Speaker 3: the blanket. Am I weird?
Speaker 5: You might as well take three sleeping bags next time.
Speaker 5: At the start of this year, I haven't quite been
Speaker 5: feeling like myself, so I've been doing a lot of
Speaker 5: like I've gone off dairy. I had all sorts of
Speaker 5: people telling me different things to try.
Speaker 3: Everyone loves to diagnose you, don't they.
Speaker 5: Well, I've got a really good gp, And I was
Speaker 5: saying to you Jason the other day and Clint, I
Speaker 5: know you do. Also, you just go to any doctor
Speaker 5: willy nilly right, having a regular GPS again changer it.
Speaker 5: I used to just go to like any clinic, call,
Speaker 5: get an appointment, going, get it whoever.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of advice out there outside of
Speaker 1: your GP, like kinesiology, like.
Speaker 2: Oh that, like I haven't been diagnosed to.
Speaker 4: Do breath work all this sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 5: And I love a bit of acupuncture. I love a
Speaker 5: bit of Chinese medicine, like you know, man, I'm a
Speaker 5: bit hippy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that stuff.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it all kind of started at the end of
Speaker 5: last year and I was very, very stressed, as we
Speaker 5: all were, and my system just went a bit out
Speaker 5: of whack. Then it's obviously been a really hit the
Speaker 5: ground running this year. So I've been to my GPA,
Speaker 5: I been to a dermatologist, I've been to a skin specialist.
Speaker 5: I've been to all these different people. Anyway, my doctor said, look,
Speaker 5: let's just do a huge range of blood tea. So
Speaker 5: I went and got blood tests and they took like
Speaker 5: five vials of blood.
Speaker 3: Terrifying.
Speaker 4: It's terrifying.
Speaker 3: Have you had the pipe up the ends.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't have really I didn't think I had gut issues, right, okay,
Speaker 5: but you know the gut they say the gut is
Speaker 5: the second brain.
Speaker 2: You did that, didn't you? You did that? And was
Speaker 2: there anything wrong with.
Speaker 3: Did you get the hose the or the camera?
Speaker 1: I got the camera down there my throat whate' inspected
Speaker 1: it was the throat.
Speaker 2: Different They're two very different options.
Speaker 5: Anyway, So I went into this huge range of blood
Speaker 5: tests to check everything. He's very thorough, my GP. And
Speaker 5: then I got the email saying all your results have
Speaker 5: come in.
Speaker 2: I need you to come in. I want to see you.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I'm going to die.
Speaker 3: Do I really want to waste that time driving into CEU?
Speaker 4: Just give me their heads up? Did he say it
Speaker 4: was an urgent and appointment necessary?
Speaker 2: Well he just said call it. Of course, I just
Speaker 2: make an appointment. So I called.
Speaker 5: It was like Wednesday last week, and I couldn't go
Speaker 5: on the first I think inside.
Speaker 3: Question it was a fifteen minute appointment or they did
Speaker 3: the double.
Speaker 5: Yeah you're going to need a longer appointment. No, you
Speaker 5: didn't say that. So I called and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you can't get in until Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can be The receptionists can be a little
Speaker 1: bit smart with your car.
Speaker 5: I love the receptionist. She was like, he's fully booked
Speaker 5: till Monday.
Speaker 4: But you like just said I needed an appointment now.
Speaker 2: He told me to come here exactly.
Speaker 5: It's like asking someone on a datement saying you're available.
Speaker 5: So I was like, oh, well, Monday it is. I
Speaker 5: guess I shall awake my face.
Speaker 3: Who wee that's a no from me. You tell Sadam
Speaker 3: who's running the bloody reception desk to get you in?
Speaker 2: So I get it on Monday. And I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: hit me with it.
Speaker 3: You're dead.
Speaker 2: I got the results.
Speaker 5: He let's go through the wasted weekend. Yeah, yeah, let's
Speaker 5: go through them. Have you already looked at them? Isn't
Speaker 5: that why you said you needed me to come in
Speaker 5: because you knew my diagnose. He's not an So he's
Speaker 5: flicking through them. He's like, yep, good, yeah, that's good. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: that's good. Throid's good, this is good, blood preasure is good.
Speaker 5: That's good, and he goes okay. I was like, hit
Speaker 5: me with it. What do I need to take? What
Speaker 5: do I need to do?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 5: My what my medicine is three brazil nuts a day.
Speaker 5: I need to eat and seaweed.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Brazil nuts?
Speaker 2: Brazil nuts? This is this is what I have to do.
Speaker 5: I waited five days for an appointment to be told
Speaker 5: I need to eat three brazil nuts to day.
Speaker 2: What's that seaweed?
Speaker 4: What's that going to?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Something called solilium selenium? I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just like, okay, what a waste of bloody an email?
Speaker 2: That's a text.
Speaker 3: That is a text message.
Speaker 2: But apparently I'm going to be glowing once I get
Speaker 2: that in one nuts.
Speaker 3: This is a regular doctor.
Speaker 2: He's the best doctor. But I was like, really.
Speaker 4: Give me something saying similar summer.
Speaker 5: But it is good news that I don't need anything
Speaker 5: more serious exactly.
Speaker 4: I was stressed as well.
Speaker 1: And you know this, Lauren, But do you know what
Speaker 1: they I sat down in a similar position. I thought
Speaker 1: I was dead, all right, I was dead.
Speaker 4: For all money, and I the country goes.
Speaker 1: You've got a fatty liver.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, a fatty liver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did that mean? You had to do?
Speaker 3: So? He found a new GP.
Speaker 2: Clinton.
Speaker 5: I went on an excursion.
Speaker 2: Which you call the group date an excursion. Maybe.
Speaker 5: I text Clint yes day and said, hey, Stanny, don't
Speaker 5: feel offended you when invited Jason, it's not your flavor.
Speaker 5: I said, do you want to come to hot pilarates
Speaker 5: with me?
Speaker 3: Poor thirty And I didn't get the text.
Speaker 5: You don't even like it when the temperatures over twenty
Speaker 5: degrees in the studio, so forty something ain't for you.
Speaker 2: At Pilarti studio.
Speaker 3: It was hot.
Speaker 2: So first of all, Prince sailed to.
Speaker 5: Tell me that he'd already done leg day at the
Speaker 5: gym with his personal trainer, so he rolled up and
Speaker 5: he was exhulsted to begin.
Speaker 1: And also, it's sort of like it's it's a like
Speaker 1: strength cardio type everything, isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's pilarates, it's weights and you do you do weights,
Speaker 5: weight and do pilates and then you do the cardio
Speaker 5: bit in between.
Speaker 3: I've done the bim Oh yeah, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because Hardy didn't finish.
Speaker 5: No, but you're allowed to lie down in brick bram
Speaker 5: when you need a rest. And I once did three
Speaker 5: minutes of the class and lay down for the rest
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 2: Forty five left. Oh I couldn't handle heat. Well, I
Speaker 2: wish I left last night.
Speaker 5: So no, we're having a great time doing our little
Speaker 5: you do burpies as well in the heat, like because
Speaker 5: there's a bit of cardio.
Speaker 2: And then Clint looks at me and goes because.
Speaker 5: You wear minimal in there, because we so I wear
Speaker 5: like little bike shorts and like a singlet that's really
Speaker 5: fitted to the body, right, because you don't want you
Speaker 5: don't want fabric flapping around because you sweat so much
Speaker 5: it gets wet and when it's it's gross.
Speaker 3: You were in the bike pants, yeah, right, but.
Speaker 5: You don't want to wear loose things that get wet
Speaker 5: because they like so cleansing his shorts and like a
Speaker 5: singlet top.
Speaker 3: Shoes do you wear shoes? Socks?
Speaker 4: You're on a mate mate?
Speaker 5: So Clinton is in his singlet top and he looks
Speaker 5: at me and it's obviously getting like drooping we because
Speaker 5: it's so hot, and.
Speaker 4: There about ten minutes in, I think I'm going to have.
Speaker 5: To take my top off, and I said take off
Speaker 5: your cloth, like you don't want to be wearing extra
Speaker 5: cloth or clothes and sticky.
Speaker 3: But then we're other people in the room shirtless it
Speaker 3: was a full house.
Speaker 4: Every mat was taken, but.
Speaker 5: Every girls in like a crop top. Most guys go
Speaker 5: without a shirt clothed if you're not there with your colleague, right,
Speaker 5: because it just gets weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not weird. Clinton.
Speaker 5: I've known each other for years. We've done a lot
Speaker 5: of fun things together.
Speaker 3: Well, that sounds like you have you seen his.
Speaker 2: But he's been on this health kick right for how long?
Speaker 2: Where he's eating for breakfast, training seven days a week.
Speaker 2: He's not drinking.
Speaker 3: You're no fun at the moment. Last time fun Clint
Speaker 3: was here was a good month and a half exactly.
Speaker 5: So these are the things I need to do if
Speaker 5: I want to have fun with Clint.
Speaker 2: It's got to be health related.
Speaker 3: You wrack up on time, your news is accurate. It's
Speaker 3: really oring.
Speaker 5: So he takes his shirt off, right, and we're in
Speaker 5: the front row in the mirrors. Off it comes, and
Speaker 5: I don't know if you notice this, Clint, but I
Speaker 5: just kept looking ahead in the mirror. I did not
Speaker 5: want to even turn my gaze.
Speaker 2: To the right to compliment him. I was like, I
Speaker 2: wonder how his rigs looking.
Speaker 5: He's been a healthcare but I want to purve on
Speaker 5: Clint at the gym and him be like, are you
Speaker 5: looking at my body?
Speaker 2: My new, my new chisel body.
Speaker 5: So I just refused to look at him for the
Speaker 5: rest of the class because I was too like, I
Speaker 5: didn't look left either.
Speaker 2: It also told me.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: He also told me, oh, I've.
Speaker 1: Just come from.
Speaker 2: A body wax. What every now? And then I go
Speaker 2: and get my body wax and I was like.
Speaker 4: What, it's smooth it off now, No, I'm not taking off.
Speaker 4: Now get the ring the ri.
Speaker 5: I did sense, I did sense a bit of a
Speaker 5: six pack, right, No, I was like, I'm not like,
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 2: I just it's like looking at your brother. I can't
Speaker 2: even look at this bod that he's been working so
Speaker 2: hard at.
Speaker 5: Anyway, then we do this bit where you have to
Speaker 5: lie down on the mat and did you have to
Speaker 5: lift your feet near and touch your toes like crunches
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 4: It was like a yeah, it was sort of like
Speaker 4: a funny crunch.
Speaker 2: Like your shoulders come off and then go back. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I hear what sounded like he ripped the biggest you've
Speaker 2: ever and.
Speaker 5: I was like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: It was a part, but it was it wasn't it
Speaker 1: wasn't It wasn't a gassy it was a it was
Speaker 1: a backfar.
Speaker 4: Because you get that little air.
Speaker 1: Bubble in the in the bridge your back and when
Speaker 1: you go down, especially if it's a bit squelchy, so
Speaker 1: it goes.
Speaker 2: So I didn't want to acknowledge it because I thought
Speaker 2: he was ripping.
Speaker 5: One every time he did a sit up, and I
Speaker 5: was like, I can't even look at him because I
Speaker 5: just don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. And then I eventually
Speaker 2: looked at him, going are you are you kidding? Like
Speaker 2: can you stop?
Speaker 3: And he's like, my back, my back's farting.
Speaker 5: Not Anyway, we got in lots of trouble because we
Speaker 5: kept getting the giggles.
Speaker 2: What about at the end when.
Speaker 5: She goes came and deep breath in and everyone goes
Speaker 5: and I went and hold it, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I was already halfway through the Jason Lauren Jason Lauren
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