Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We're about to talk about public altercations, and for me
Speaker 2: they are the depth of misery because I don't like
Speaker 2: confrontation at the best of times. That a couple that
Speaker 2: with the idea that I very rarely have any idea
Speaker 2: what's going on.
Speaker 3: There's nothing for you to confront anyone about. People will
Speaker 3: be confronting you about how you're going about life.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: So if I am the subject of any sort of abuse,
Speaker 2: public abuse, I've done it unintentionally and.
Speaker 4: It's the depth of misery for me.
Speaker 2: You can imagine this, even just this story, I want
Speaker 2: to break out in hives. It happened on a plane,
Speaker 2: which is very close proximity. Everyone's rammed in together.
Speaker 5: People are always heightened on planes as well.
Speaker 4: I know. It's so easy to make someone cranky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's already the sort of element of anxiety
Speaker 3: around flying. Yeah, so when you're then throw in any
Speaker 3: form of confrontational altercation, it gets blown up bigger than
Speaker 3: the shure you've.
Speaker 2: Just got to let things go. But this guy didn't sow.
Speaker 2: It was a plane on the tarmac, mechanical issues. Everyone
Speaker 2: was sitting down ready to go then oh god, don't
Speaker 2: you hate it? They say, Okay, guys, you've got to
Speaker 2: get off. You'll be back on, but you've got to
Speaker 2: get off. While we sought everything out, something happens so
Speaker 2: big that they sent a news guy to cover it.
Speaker 4: And this is what he had to say.
Speaker 6: The incident happened on a flight from here in Newark
Speaker 6: to Miami. The woman passenger says she found the phone
Speaker 6: charger after a mechanical issue forced all the passengers to deplane.
Speaker 6: Three hours later, everyone was allowed back on board, and
Speaker 6: that's when the dispute erupted.
Speaker 2: So you can imagine she's one of the last off.
Speaker 2: She sees a charger there and she goes, whook, that
Speaker 2: is a score, because there's nothing better than a free charger.
Speaker 3: And at the end of a flight, your phone's always
Speaker 3: nearly dead if there's not.
Speaker 5: A charge way.
Speaker 2: So she's pulled it out of the plug hole and
Speaker 2: headed off. Did whatever they did. Three hours they've come
Speaker 2: back on. Well, the original owner of the Apple high
Speaker 2: phone charger singles her out in front of everyone and says, this,
Speaker 2: excuse me.
Speaker 5: Did you chake my charger?
Speaker 6: Why would you take my charger?
Speaker 5: Because we got off the flight. Yeah, but my charge,
Speaker 5: that's my charger.
Speaker 4: Why would you take it?
Speaker 5: Why would you take it though? Without permissions?
Speaker 1: Nobody?
Speaker 5: Okay, can I have it back? I don't steal things.
Speaker 6: You can't take things, or do you just take things?
Speaker 5: Like we're not coming back? Why don't you take people's luggage?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so embarrassed.
Speaker 5: He was really living for it though, that dude.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he was way too aggressive.
Speaker 3: I'm on her side because I bet when they were
Speaker 3: coming off the flight, I've seen headphones and stuff. They're
Speaker 3: always on the floor, like he's probably gotten off and
Speaker 3: knocked in landed on the floor.
Speaker 5: She's seen it, she's I've seen the video. She's a
Speaker 5: younger woman. She needed to charge her phone. She came
Speaker 5: back or not. I'm on her side now.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't have taken it because, as he said, body
Speaker 2: and tay people's luggage. Everything was left there on the plane.
Speaker 2: They haven't made everybody take their stuff.
Speaker 5: Nah.
Speaker 4: Look, she shouldn't have done it. But also he shouldn't
Speaker 4: have attacked her like that. How embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But maybe if she knew they were coming back on
Speaker 3: the plane, she was like, all right, whilst we're waiting
Speaker 3: in the lounge or.
Speaker 5: On the chairs. I'm going to charge my phone. If
Speaker 5: I'm that desperate to charge my.
Speaker 3: Phone, I will resort to stealing.
Speaker 4: But they're at an airport.
Speaker 5: Nothing, They're like to go two bucks at Tech to go.
Speaker 5: They ripped you off.
Speaker 4: But that is not her. This is beside the point.
Speaker 4: She shouldn't have taken it.
Speaker 2: But the public altercation is the most humiliating thing that
Speaker 2: any that can happen to anybody. The chrissy swe So
Speaker 2: we're talking about public altercations. Have you been the subject
Speaker 2: of one? Have you done something wrong? It's so awful
Speaker 2: when you do something wrong in public and somebody call
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 4: I hate it.
Speaker 5: When did you last have one?
Speaker 2: I was in a queue for an ice cream and
Speaker 2: there were people everywhere and I didn't know who was next,
Speaker 2: and then the woman look, the woman behind the counter
Speaker 2: said what would you like? And so I said, I'll
Speaker 2: have a coconut gelato and the woman next to me,
Speaker 2: at full voice, said I was next. Excuse me, no,
Speaker 2: yelled at me. I get agree and I said, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: that's fine, please, I'm happy to wait, and she goes.
Speaker 4: How does this queue even work?
Speaker 2: And she was getting mad at me and getting mad
Speaker 2: at the woman behind the counter, and I said, truly,
Speaker 2: it's fine. Oh wait, I don't know how it works either.
Speaker 2: I understand, so I'm trying to make it good.
Speaker 5: And did she like that?
Speaker 3: Did she like me trying to interact?
Speaker 2: It didn't matter because the woman behind the counter who
Speaker 2: works there, said, I decide who's next, And then she
Speaker 2: lopped my eyes on me and said did you say coconut?
Speaker 2: And I was then stuck and I went, yes, I did,
Speaker 2: And then the woman was just staring at me with daggers.
Speaker 3: It was awful when I see those sort of interactions happen.
Speaker 3: I always have this line that I would like to
Speaker 3: deliver to.
Speaker 4: Someone what is that?
Speaker 3: Because you know, if you go really calm when someone
Speaker 3: goes angry, it annoys them even more further. Yes, I'd
Speaker 3: love to turn to someone like that and go, would
Speaker 3: you like a valiant like I've always.
Speaker 4: That is so much?
Speaker 5: You like gallium?
Speaker 4: That is so good?
Speaker 5: Just to really, do you know that?
Speaker 2: It's very unusual for people to like in that situation
Speaker 2: with me in the ice cream, It's very unusual for
Speaker 2: a human being to go please you go first, That's fine? Apparently,
Speaker 2: that's a very unusual reaction. Most normal human beings.
Speaker 4: Will fight with fight.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm sorr.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but never forget the great Michelle Obama. When they
Speaker 2: go low, we go high correct and it drives people crazy.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you had a public
Speaker 3: altercation or confrontation?
Speaker 5: Shelley?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 7: Well? I was traveling to New Zealand with my son
Speaker 7: and so we're pretty excited. We're upgraded to sort of like,
Speaker 7: you know, a bit of class. Yeah, anyway, first time.
Speaker 7: It was a lovely trip for him and I. Anyway,
Speaker 7: so everyone's boarding, We're in our seats and this guy
Speaker 7: comes on with this huge rat type sack thing and
Speaker 7: then he proceeds to take my bag out from the
Speaker 7: top of the luggage and move it and put his
Speaker 7: racks acting in there.
Speaker 4: Wait where did he put your bag?
Speaker 7: He moved it like three or four things down and
Speaker 7: I went, mate, what are you doing? And he goes, well,
Speaker 7: I'm putting my bag there, And I said, well, where
Speaker 7: are you sitting? He goes well down the back and
Speaker 7: I said.
Speaker 5: Well, off you go.
Speaker 7: So I proceeded to take his bag out and I
Speaker 7: walked it on down the back and put it down
Speaker 7: where he was, and then I grabbed my bag and
Speaker 7: put it back.
Speaker 3: The audacity to move your bag also Shelley fantastic response
Speaker 3: with off you go, I like that prize side vomitsa
Speaker 3: vouch for you show.
Speaker 4: High tiny, Oh good, what happened.
Speaker 8: Look, So I used to be a cop, but obviously
Speaker 8: I'm no longer one. But my confrontation is always of
Speaker 8: people who park in disabled spots. So the last one
Speaker 8: was I was walking to seven eleven and there was
Speaker 8: a disabled spot right at the front and a bloke
Speaker 8: just pulls up in his truck and gets out, and
Speaker 8: I go, mate, what are you doing? It's a disabled spot,
Speaker 8: and he goes, yeah, I'm just going to be thirty seconds.
Speaker 8: And I told him, I go, it doesn't matter if
Speaker 8: you're going to be thirty seconds. The point of a
Speaker 8: disabled spot is for someone to park there because they
Speaker 8: can't park anywhere else. And he goes, oh, well, I
Speaker 8: can't park anywhere else because the other spots are taken,
Speaker 8: and I go, but like, every bowser is empty, you
Speaker 8: can just park your truck there and walk in. So
Speaker 8: he's like giving me a look, and he's like okay,
Speaker 8: and he goes and like parks his truck. And then
Speaker 8: when I actually went in and like ended up coming
Speaker 8: out at the seven eleven, there was a bloke riding
Speaker 8: in on his disability scooter. So actually someone like you
Speaker 8: know was coming in and then and then he saw it,
Speaker 8: and then he saw me looking and he just had
Speaker 8: like the look on his face of like like you
Speaker 8: were right.
Speaker 2: You know how you must have felt so vindicated. It
Speaker 2: couldn't have gone better.
Speaker 3: Also, once a cop always always a glassline, phantasy voucher
Speaker 3: for you, Tony. Let's finish with Renee one iroonate.
Speaker 4: Did somebody get mad at you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I took my son to a park and there was
Speaker 1: a jumping castle there and this lady you know, stumps
Speaker 1: up to me and waving her hands about and snapping
Speaker 1: hair fingers at me and F bombs here and f
Speaker 1: bombs there, and apparently my child was jumping too vigorously
Speaker 1: on the jumping castle.
Speaker 4: What were the words she said to you, Renee?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think I can say it.
Speaker 4: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I just want to put it out there, something very
Speaker 2: I mean, funny, slash untowards slash inappropriate happened on a
Speaker 2: Quantius flight from Sydney to Tokyo. A movie was played
Speaker 2: that was not really suitable viewing for all ages.
Speaker 4: If you were on that flight and you.
Speaker 2: Saw it, can you please give us a called thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten In the meantime, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The film is called Daddy Oh. And you and I
Speaker 2: Jack have just watched the trailer. It looks amazing, It
Speaker 2: looks so good. It's got Dakota Johnson, who's never bad.
Speaker 2: She is so great in everything I've ever seen, and
Speaker 2: Sean Penn as well.
Speaker 4: They're the main actors.
Speaker 5: What a duo?
Speaker 4: What a duo?
Speaker 2: And the storyline is basically, he's a taxi driver. She
Speaker 2: gets in and they reveal, you know, all their personal
Speaker 2: details to each other.
Speaker 4: I think it feels like.
Speaker 2: A very sort of dialogue based movie, which I love. Yes,
Speaker 2: but there are some rude scenes in it.
Speaker 3: There are because Dakota's character is in the back seat
Speaker 3: texting a married man yes, and whilst she's texting him,
Speaker 3: you see the sort of exchange on screen in the film,
Speaker 3: and there's proper dirty talk.
Speaker 2: It is super confronting and I'm imagining families on this
Speaker 2: flight taking their kids to Tokyo Disneyland with no control
Speaker 2: over what they're watching. Everyone watched this film. Yeah, normally
Speaker 2: you can select this stuff.
Speaker 4: It was just on. That was it. You couldn't turn
Speaker 4: it off.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of this happening either where there's a
Speaker 3: witch where literally everyone has to watch the same film.
Speaker 2: So once again, thirteen twenty four ten, if you were
Speaker 2: on the flight, we would love to talk to you,
Speaker 2: because I don't understand how even that works. What Yeah, no, neither,
Speaker 2: but you've got no choice.
Speaker 3: Their flight attendants must have been properly wigging out because
Speaker 3: imagine the parents having a crack at them, being like Sheryl,
Speaker 3: my daughter, I cannot see this anymore. Yes, And the
Speaker 3: flight attendant's like, sorry, sorry, trying to.
Speaker 5: Turn it off and it won't turn off.
Speaker 4: You cannot turn it off once it started.
Speaker 5: I'm going to watch Daddy Oil now.
Speaker 2: It looks really I mean, daddy oh looks a bit.
Speaker 2: That sounds a bit ick. The trailer was gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Daddio already sounds a bit naughty. Name it sounds naughty, I.
Speaker 2: Agree, but it was very naughty. On the flip side,
Speaker 2: there would have been a lot of people on that flight.
Speaker 2: It was their first naughty thing that they saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing quite like your first naughty film.
Speaker 4: And they will never forget it.
Speaker 5: I remember Dad putting on American Pie when I was
Speaker 5: like five or six.
Speaker 4: That's too young, remember, So what point, at what point
Speaker 4: did you go, hang on, this is this is rude?
Speaker 4: And I love it.
Speaker 3: I think it was band camp that film, and I
Speaker 3: think it involves a trumpet or a saxophone. Yeah, something,
Speaker 3: something goes on with an instrument. But we were laughing
Speaker 3: and like Dad was loosing fun.
Speaker 2: He didn't care, and did he He might have thought, oh,
Speaker 2: he's only five, he won't understand that, he won't know naughty.
Speaker 5: Well, that's his way of educating us one or the other.
Speaker 2: There is there is a strange thrill at finding or
Speaker 2: being involved in your first rude thing.
Speaker 5: Do you remember yours like what you saw?
Speaker 4: Or do I reckon?
Speaker 2: My first rude thing was a rude magazine that I
Speaker 2: found at my grandmother's of all places, in BRISI yeah,
Speaker 2: and it wasn't hers, but my cousin was living there,
Speaker 2: like you know, long term, and he was a young
Speaker 2: man and I was in the spare bedroom which used
Speaker 2: to be his room.
Speaker 4: La la lah. Anyway, there was a dirty magazine that
Speaker 4: I found. I must have been looking.
Speaker 5: For it too, yeah, because it was it.
Speaker 4: Was in between Oh no, No, I didn't look for it.
Speaker 2: I was sleeping on the floor and so I was
Speaker 2: on eye level of in between the mattress and the base. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, what's what's that? And I
Speaker 2: snuck my hand in and pulled it out and it was.
Speaker 4: Like a German booklet. Oh man, the Germans woo.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it wasn't even like a full size magazine. It
Speaker 2: was like a booklet.
Speaker 4: And I could not believe my eyes. It was so thrilling.
Speaker 5: Did you tell anyone or tell your grandma?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I put it back so that I knew exactly where
Speaker 2: it was next time I wanted. The Chrissy Swim Show
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