Speaker 1: Lucky Lucky Lucky Dip. Thanks for joining us today. It's
Speaker 1: Malan Monty. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How are you months?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good, good mate, how are you all of
Speaker 1: you guys? Thank you for listening. I hope you're having
Speaker 1: a bloody crack of time, whatever time of day it
Speaker 1: is that you're listening to this.
Speaker 2: I am just I just got distracted for a second
Speaker 2: because while you're talking, I'm just like scrolling through my Instagram.
Speaker 1: I talked for literally welcoming everyone for ten seconds, and
Speaker 1: you're scrolling.
Speaker 2: No, I can do two things at once. But I'm
Speaker 2: seeing a clip of Kate lane Brooks podcast The buck Up. Yes,
Speaker 2: and they're talking about the sharing of the toothbrushes.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, sharing of toothbrushes. That's pretty extreme. I think
Speaker 1: Kate does that in her family.
Speaker 2: This is what she said, Yeah, because I've heard her.
Speaker 2: I think I heard her say it on the Pickup
Speaker 2: once as well. With you how they don't have like
Speaker 2: designated toothbrush, but.
Speaker 1: To me is a whole other level. We don't have
Speaker 1: designated towels, which I get even that is gross as
Speaker 1: you're out, but we just use whatever's there. But designated
Speaker 1: toothbrushes is essential. Like essential, How disgusting are mouths? That
Speaker 1: revolting the germy of things?
Speaker 2: Actually read something so interesting the other day, like coming
Speaker 2: down to oral health? Yeah, and why it's so important.
Speaker 2: There is this dentist on Instagram. She posted this thing
Speaker 2: that says scientists have found oral bacteria in the brains
Speaker 2: of ninety six percent of Alzheimer's patients. Your mouth isn't
Speaker 2: just about fresh breath. It's a gateway to your brain.
Speaker 1: Whoa, and so what does she recommend you do?
Speaker 2: She's got the bacteria may travel to the brain through
Speaker 2: the bloodstream. The bacteria increases the production of amyloid beta,
Speaker 2: which contributes to Alzheimer's. The bacteria can destroy brain neurons.
Speaker 1: I mean, so what do you got? You just got
Speaker 1: to clean and you've got a floss.
Speaker 2: Okay, she got what to do? Test your oral microbiome
Speaker 2: and take your oral health. Seriously, there's apparently some at
Speaker 2: home test you can take. Diet, hygiene, movement, stress reduction,
Speaker 2: et cetera. All play an important role too. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is why. That's that's a lie, that's not why.
Speaker 2: But I think it's important to get rid of the
Speaker 2: shit on your tongue.
Speaker 1: You're a mad tongue clay. I go through stages.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, and like different thought patterns, like
Speaker 2: I think aavetic. People say you shouldn't take that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of people say don't oh fuck that. No,
Speaker 2: it's like saying, don't.
Speaker 1: Cripe after you go the toilet.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I think I've said this
Speaker 2: before too. I'm so seek of wiping my ass. I'm
Speaker 2: just sick of it. It's just a time consuming exercise
Speaker 2: test thing. This is wasting my time. Wow O, Yes,
Speaker 2: we've got a bidet. Do you never used it? I've
Speaker 2: never ever used it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should start using it.
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm not doing that because I don't understand the
Speaker 2: point of it.
Speaker 1: Well, just you don't have to use You can just clean,
Speaker 1: like put that on there and not use toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Then that will get you around the times. Although wiping
Speaker 1: your ass seems a lot a lot quicker, but a
Speaker 1: bidet is a lot cleaner, and you're a clean freak.
Speaker 2: I think you've still got to wipe. But then the
Speaker 2: bidet is just because you know, sometimes you wipe and
Speaker 2: everything's fine, the toilet papers clean, and then you go
Speaker 2: in with a wet wipe and you're like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Don't wet wipe.
Speaker 2: Well that's another thing. Let me tell you maybe start
Speaker 2: doing that really. Yeah, like even just those I don't
Speaker 2: use those flushable ones. But those they're call another chemist
Speaker 2: warehouse plug. I'm sure he can get them many places.
Speaker 2: But they're called water wipes, their baby wipes. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: but they've got like their ninety nine point nine percent water.
Speaker 2: They've just got one little preservative in it that's natural
Speaker 2: or whatever. I go in with one of those after and.
Speaker 1: I don't want too much information.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, anyway, speaking of information, I've got a
Speaker 2: couple of little facts that I heard the other day
Speaker 2: that I thought, oh that's interesting. Only a few, so
Speaker 2: feel free to fill in the gaps for me. Okay,
Speaker 2: do you know what the most aggressive animal in the
Speaker 2: animal kingdom is?
Speaker 1: Rhino?
Speaker 2: No? What?
Speaker 1: Honey badger? Oh? Really? I heard this.
Speaker 2: Interview with some wildlife person and he was saying, if
Speaker 2: a honey badger even sort of like charges towards like
Speaker 2: a group of lions, they will run away because they're
Speaker 2: so scared of them. I actually don't even know what
Speaker 2: a honey badger looks like.
Speaker 1: I think they've got a long nose. I feel like
Speaker 1: they've got a longish beak. You know the honey badger
Speaker 1: who was the Bachelor like it was, he called that
Speaker 1: honey badger because when he played rugby was he like
Speaker 1: so bang bay bang bang bang.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous hairdoode Yes.
Speaker 1: So much hair, so many curls, curls. Get the girls.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've just found a picture of one, and that
Speaker 2: does look scary.
Speaker 1: Oh. I don't think I've ever seen a honey badger.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can you see that.
Speaker 1: I thought a honey badger was a bird. It's not
Speaker 1: a bird.
Speaker 2: It's like I thought a honey badger was a bird.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so weird. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a bird with a long snat, like a long beak. Wow,
Speaker 1: oh my god. That's trupping me.
Speaker 2: This has been educationally, hasn't it. So.
Speaker 1: A honey badger looks kind of like a big wom baddy, like.
Speaker 2: A bombat sort of thing with big teeth. Also, it's
Speaker 2: the it's the confidence. It's don't fuck with me. I'll
Speaker 2: be aggressive and I'll fuck you up, even to a lion.
Speaker 2: It's got little Man syndrome syndrome Man syndrome. Yeah, wow, okay,
Speaker 2: this I love because I love word things.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Did you know that the word slang is short for
Speaker 2: shortened language?
Speaker 1: Ah? No, yeses slang, that's what it is. Slang.
Speaker 2: But when we say slang, it's like when I told
Speaker 2: you that time sitcom is short for situational comedy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either. Yes, same slang, short language. Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: good these.
Speaker 2: Are Did you know that blueberries are healthier when they're
Speaker 2: frozen because it increases the freezing process increases their concentration
Speaker 2: of an anti inflammatory agent called anth syonan's Oh, so.
Speaker 1: Raise your blueberries?
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd also say too. I'm very inter frozen. I'm
Speaker 2: not a big fruit eater. I don't really like fruit,
Speaker 2: but I like frozen grapes and stuff. There's something about
Speaker 2: it being frozen that's.
Speaker 1: More appealing to me. Yes, I love a.
Speaker 2: Frozen mangoes just you know. Yeah, okay, even for your kids,
Speaker 2: you know, if you want your kids to eat something
Speaker 2: you know a bit healthier than a I don't know maxibon.
Speaker 2: My son is obsessed with maxi bon.
Speaker 1: You love a maxibon?
Speaker 2: Also the size?
Speaker 1: I think MAXI I love it. What's the biggest thing
Speaker 1: I can get here in Maxibon.
Speaker 2: I know, Okay, old typewriters used to come with the
Speaker 2: keys in these draws that sat underneath right right. The
Speaker 2: top drawer had all the large letters the letters, so
Speaker 2: the top was the upper case right, and the lower
Speaker 2: draw had all the lower case letters. That's why they
Speaker 2: called upper case and lowercase.
Speaker 1: Ah wow, how frustrating to type with that though, Like
Speaker 1: every sentence you start, you have to open the top case,
Speaker 1: close it, then go to the bottom case.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it was like you must have had
Speaker 2: to have manually put the keys on or something. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but I mean think of how you know,
Speaker 2: we complain about stuff like, oh, I've got so much
Speaker 2: to do. Think of the times where they used to
Speaker 2: have to go to the hod and with the washboard
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I mean back then that was all like that
Speaker 1: typewriter would have been a huge advancement for them, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It would have been like, well,
Speaker 1: look this technology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure, but how nice. You know when people
Speaker 2: used to write with quills, yes, like the feather and
Speaker 2: there's something about those times. There was so much care.
Speaker 2: You wrote a letter and then you sealed it with
Speaker 2: one of those things yes, grae yeah, yeah. And the
Speaker 2: last thing I'm going to tell you, Yes, this is
Speaker 2: the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. My husband told
Speaker 2: me about this. I didn't even know this was a thing.
Speaker 2: So back in the seventies, there was this Italian guy
Speaker 2: called Adriano Celentano. He was an Italian singer. At the time,
Speaker 2: everyone in Italy was mad for American music, so he
Speaker 2: made a song that sounded like he was speaking English
Speaker 2: with an American accent, but he wasn't. It was all
Speaker 2: made up words. It went to number one on the charts.
Speaker 2: I'm going to play it to you. Okay, it's the
Speaker 2: fucking funniest thing I've ever seen or heard. Because there's
Speaker 2: a film clip that goes with it's just as funny.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like what English would sound like to
Speaker 2: a non English speaking person. Okay, okay, we're saying.
Speaker 1: Began to come above that. Yes, in totally like the
Speaker 1: way he's pronouncing it sounds like English.
Speaker 2: It's got a real Elvis vibe to it, right.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: It's like if you were a kid and used to
Speaker 2: pretend to speaking of the lad pretend you know, totally fucking
Speaker 2: grown up, did it?
Speaker 1: It's sot and went to number one? Did you say?
Speaker 2: Went to number one? And people were mad for it?
Speaker 2: Over there not realizing all made up. So he was
Speaker 2: going like, and people love this English song? Wonder what
Speaker 2: those words mean? Nothing? So good? The best?
Speaker 1: What a mixed bag of facts you had? I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved every single one of them. The honey Badger's
Speaker 1: not a bird. Slang is short language like wow, incredible,
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Speaker 2: That's all right, I'm not going to say it. No
Speaker 2: bit of a role reversal. I don't mind it.
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Speaker 2: Catch you later toodles.
Speaker 1: Bye for now, That's what I say, bye for now.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye for now.
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