Speaker 1: And amazing grace and you yeah. Hi, y'all, Hey, y'all.
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, it's Mal, It's Monty. We're here for another
Speaker 1: day of Chin Wagon. Do your yes, we are. You
Speaker 1: know what happens every.
Speaker 2: Single time we record, because we were record from different.
Speaker 1: Locations.
Speaker 2: Mel's in Melbourne, I'm in Byron and Mel has used
Speaker 2: the same coffee cup literally every record. And I think
Speaker 2: we've been doing this seven years something like that.
Speaker 1: I alternate between two. There's the target, the free target one.
Speaker 2: Yeah we all got, which is a brown one. Yes,
Speaker 2: but today you've got a different one.
Speaker 1: No, well, this is the other one. It's my little
Speaker 1: cousin bought it for me when Mark was sick. I
Speaker 1: just remember it was such a nice thing. She came
Speaker 1: over and she brought me donuts and this mug that
Speaker 1: says fabulous bitch.
Speaker 2: And we've ever seen the fabulous bitch, Mark. I've only
Speaker 2: seen the poo brown one.
Speaker 1: And so watching you do that today is put me
Speaker 1: all out of sorts. This could get wild, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, speaking of being out of sorts. Yes, you
Speaker 1: know how we've spoken before about our terrible underwear situations.
Speaker 2: It was refresh my memory on yours.
Speaker 1: Because Mina.
Speaker 2: Like all bonds, they're so worn that they're thin. You
Speaker 2: could put your fingernail through them. When you get them on,
Speaker 2: they've gone into panty hose. Basically, oh, rest of mine,
Speaker 2: same look. I had told a story about how I
Speaker 2: have a pair that have like a hole in the
Speaker 2: front that my son was saying, I think your vagina's
Speaker 2: falling out, and it was like you could just see everything.
Speaker 2: My worst pair of literally hanging like the waistband. It's
Speaker 2: like hanging off the waist. I've got some hanger off
Speaker 2: hers from the waistband. Why do we do it? Because
Speaker 2: we're creatures. If you find something comfortable, you just you
Speaker 2: stick with it until you can't any longer.
Speaker 1: This is correct. And also if you're a fake tanner,
Speaker 1: I use them when i'm fake tan because they're loose. Yes,
Speaker 1: if they get stained, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I've got a pair of gray jarmies that I used
Speaker 2: to sleep in for my fake tan. I want to
Speaker 2: come back to fake tanning, though I wonder, Yes, I
Speaker 2: want it, okay, so go where you're going.
Speaker 1: This is I keep watching.
Speaker 2: Clips of two ADHD people having conversations and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: it's as we'll start something, go somewhere else. So mental note,
Speaker 2: come back to fake tan, but continue with your story.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I decided to treat myself to some new
Speaker 1: undies and I had heard of this brand. They're an
Speaker 1: Aussie brand. I think they're a small business. They're called
Speaker 1: and I have to be careful how I say this.
Speaker 1: The nicker ah as in k and I see ka as.
Speaker 2: In darktor nikobucker, nick obacka number nat song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I also hate that word nickers. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't like it. It's panties you don't like. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't like either of them. What do you want? Underwear, undergarment, undies, underwear? Yeah? Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I bought all these different I probably got myself
Speaker 1: about thirteen new pairs of undies. Did you try them first?
Speaker 1: Did you buy one pair? Try them?
Speaker 2: You just went out and cold turkey. That's very impulsive.
Speaker 1: Two sizes bigger yep, Then clothes size, because I believe
Speaker 1: underwear has to be bigger. You don't want undies that
Speaker 1: dig in.
Speaker 2: I wear size sixteen undies and in life I'm a
Speaker 2: size ten to twelve.
Speaker 1: Yes, they need to be because then you put them
Speaker 1: on and they fit perfectly.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're like a glove around your mut Oh.
Speaker 1: I bought myself, thank god, five of the one pair
Speaker 1: because I liked the look of them, because they hit
Speaker 1: all the points I liked. Yes, but they look a bit.
Speaker 1: I think they looked a bit sexy. Oh hello, I
Speaker 1: took a photo of myself. I'm going to send it
Speaker 1: to you now. And I'm troubably sexy selfie. When I
Speaker 1: say sexy, no, no, no, when not? It's not sexy like
Speaker 1: the days of old. I took a picture of myself.
Speaker 1: They're that Brazilian cut, so they sort of come up
Speaker 1: a string, come up onto your bum though that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: You know. I looked at it. You'll see it's not
Speaker 1: a sexy selfie. Listen. I sent that to my husband immediately.
Speaker 1: That's a great picture. I said, I would frame that
Speaker 1: and put it up in the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's art. It's you ben like so bum How
Speaker 2: would you say not looking?
Speaker 1: So I'm just standing at the mirror that's got lots
Speaker 1: of fingerprints on it in my daughter's room, and I
Speaker 1: basically am just turned around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you've got a green jumper, bare feet,
Speaker 2: bare legs, and just sees black sexy undies that cut
Speaker 2: off half your bum.
Speaker 1: They cut off half my bum. But I think this
Speaker 1: is the beauty of them. You see more of the cheek,
Speaker 1: which is I think more flattering to the ass. And
Speaker 1: they stay that way like they don't ride up more,
Speaker 1: they don't come down, They just stay in place, right listen.
Speaker 1: I am very thrilled with that purchase. I would walk
Speaker 1: around in those undies with nothing else on. We'll do it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't that. Let us put it on Instagram. No, no,
Speaker 1: I actually did. I said to Mark, you know what,
Speaker 1: I said, I would even put this on Instagram. And
Speaker 1: He's like, you're fucking joking, and I said, of course
Speaker 1: I am. I mean I probably would.
Speaker 2: Your legs look long, your bum looks like a nice
Speaker 2: little juicy peach, yes, and it's not.
Speaker 1: And also in fairness, I have cell your light you see,
Speaker 1: not one. The lighting's perfect. The lighting's perfect.
Speaker 2: So my old pilates instructor used to send sexy pictures
Speaker 2: to her boyfriend all the time, and she would show
Speaker 2: them to me and it would be like her on
Speaker 2: the bears, like face down on the bed and then
Speaker 2: just like lifting her ass up in like you know,
Speaker 2: a kind of a v like tilting it up, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, that is a really fucking hard.
Speaker 1: Angle to get.
Speaker 2: She's like, mate, it's the most unsexy thing taking sexy photos.
Speaker 1: I reckon it will take me two hours to imagine
Speaker 1: setting it up, getting the lighting right. I mean, what
Speaker 1: would it do for your self esteem? You know, you
Speaker 1: think you're great and then you look back. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish.
Speaker 2: I've never ever taken a sexy selfie ever.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, like things get monotonous and stuff.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes we've got to not necessarily, it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be that if you're not comfortable with it,
Speaker 1: but whatever you're comfortable with.
Speaker 2: Pushing it a bit far, like push it further. It's
Speaker 2: hard when you've been in a relationship a long time
Speaker 2: to introduce new stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think you I have to.
Speaker 2: If I started to send sexy photos to Sam, it
Speaker 2: would be a joke.
Speaker 1: Maal, do you know what I want you to do? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, people will do a video and then everyone
Speaker 1: else does the same thing. But you know those videos
Speaker 1: of like a woman will say my husband's reaction. Just
Speaker 1: sent him a sexy text and she's filming him while
Speaker 1: he opens it. Yeah, fuck, I would love you would
Speaker 1: That's what I should do. You take a sexy photo
Speaker 1: of yourself. Sammy would like it would be the last
Speaker 1: thing he would expect. And you film him while he's
Speaker 1: opening it.
Speaker 2: But I don't even know how to do a sexy
Speaker 2: pose or anything. I don't know how I do it.
Speaker 1: Listen, there's a tutorial for anything. Yeah, everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I don't want it as a challenge right now.
Speaker 2: That overwhelms me. I don't want homework right now, but
Speaker 2: I will do it. I'll do it at some point,
Speaker 2: and listen. Just do it for content, please.
Speaker 1: Just puer content. Get it on the gram. Get that
Speaker 1: shit on the gram. That is so funny.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm really happy for you that you feel sexy
Speaker 2: in these new undies of yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well thanks, I'll put a link in the show
Speaker 1: notes to them. They called the Bliss Cheeky Brazilian and
Speaker 1: the brand is the Knicker dot com and they're namely
Speaker 1: affordable like they were ten bucks. Oh oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: your juices are flowing gross.
Speaker 2: Speaking of hotness, this was the other day at Pilarates.
Speaker 2: There was a really hot guy like there, right, So
Speaker 2: the class in my polaratees class. So you put your
Speaker 2: shoes on, you take your shoes off out the front,
Speaker 2: and you leave them in like the little shoe hoolder
Speaker 2: things there. And it's rare for a guy to be
Speaker 2: in the pilates class. It is majority women in there
Speaker 2: all the time. Anyway, we're putting our shoes in next
Speaker 2: to each other and I looked and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's hot. And he goes hello, and
Speaker 2: I did a combination of geta and hey, oh no,
Speaker 2: the kay gay And that's all I thought about for
Speaker 2: the whole hour of the polates class. I didn't say
Speaker 2: hey or good ay. I said gay, just gay in
Speaker 2: a really good.
Speaker 1: And you know voice. The fact he was so friendly,
Speaker 1: he probably was gay, probably, but.
Speaker 2: You know, and you're like, well, you can't combine words
Speaker 2: if you want to, like, if you're actively like how
Speaker 2: can I combine these two words to that, you can't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: But then in a moment like that, and I was
Speaker 1: just mortified. You know, the only thing that would have
Speaker 1: made it worse if then you went to explain it
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, sorry, I got confused. I meant
Speaker 1: to say what he'll remember you and if you become mates.
Speaker 1: You'll laugh about it. And during that time you said gay, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Oh fight ten? Oh my, I wrote it down. That's
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I fuck? Where fuck today? Aren't we all right? Fake tan?
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I fake tan really frequently because I'm so pale. You
Speaker 2: often speak about fake tan. You love a fake tan.
Speaker 2: I fake tan, But I feel like I'm getting worse
Speaker 2: and worse at it. I felt like I haven't nailed,
Speaker 2: and now it's I feel like I'm not doing it properly,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, have they changed what ingredients are in
Speaker 2: the bottle? I don't know, because clearly it's not just
Speaker 2: my application, but I'm thinking of making an investment in
Speaker 2: a weekly going to an actual place to get a
Speaker 2: spray TN.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts? Look, I think the key is
Speaker 1: the prep. It's there. I don't do prep. You know this, okay,
Speaker 1: but this is then your problem. You have to be
Speaker 1: exfoliating and all that before otherwise it's going to be
Speaker 1: streaky and patchy. And also it is like it is
Speaker 1: a real fucking art to get it right.
Speaker 2: It's an art, and I was Picasso for a while
Speaker 2: and now I'm fucking fucking four your own kinder with
Speaker 2: my fake tan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's hard because you get time poor because
Speaker 1: it takes. It takes time. Like I've got a whole system,
Speaker 1: Like I do my hands with a brush brush. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a brush, just a makeup brush. But I
Speaker 1: put a bit of moisturizer on first. I've got to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: But I've got to do a bit of moisturizer on
Speaker 2: the knees and the ankles.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that is the elbows.
Speaker 2: Set elbows, yeah, because I under arms, the underarms can
Speaker 2: go very dark. I do it all and then I
Speaker 2: leave those bits to the end and then just dab
Speaker 2: dab dab dab dab dab dab dab.
Speaker 1: Days that's how I do it.
Speaker 2: But I don't. It still's just not turning out right.
Speaker 2: And then sometimes I'll forget to do a knee, so
Speaker 2: then my whole will be brown and then just a
Speaker 2: white knee.
Speaker 1: Oh no. And that's a very fine line too, because
Speaker 1: when you put the moisturizer on first fumes, it doesn't
Speaker 1: give you enough color there either, not that I show
Speaker 1: my knees, but still it's and when you fuck it up,
Speaker 1: it's like I can't bear it when it's fucked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, especially the hands, and every time
Speaker 1: you look, you're like, damn you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: On the inside of the wrist, you can always see
Speaker 2: where my tan finishes.
Speaker 1: And this is where a brush comes in handy because
Speaker 1: you sort of stop just short of your wrist and
Speaker 1: then you use the brush to blend down. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what is a great brand, and I believe
Speaker 1: Chemist Warehouse this month has it off for forty percent, right,
Speaker 1: I think good old Latan. I haven't done the tap
Speaker 1: very retro Latan is great. The color is good, and
Speaker 1: the thing that people look it's either a pro or
Speaker 1: a con for you. I like that it comes off
Speaker 1: like it probably wears well for about a week a
Speaker 1: week ish weakish. That's good, but then it starts to
Speaker 1: break up. But it's also easy to remove because some
Speaker 1: of those ones that last for ages, you're fucking scrubbing
Speaker 1: for ages to get more off and it's sucked. I'd
Speaker 1: rather last less time, but then you know, okay, easy
Speaker 1: to remove.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get Latan and I'm going to get
Speaker 2: a makeup brush to apply to.
Speaker 1: The moisturizer and exfoliating whatever you know, like a tan
Speaker 1: off me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, all right, I'll do that while
Speaker 2: we're on giving tips about certain things. I got a
Speaker 2: new app today. I went in and was chatting with
Speaker 2: one of Arlo's teachers, Sonya, who listens to the Potty,
Speaker 2: which son equally I love and horrifies me.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like I listened to the pottery. Yeah, Hi, Sonya listens
Speaker 2: to and listened to the pot I love that, And
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh no, you know how unhinged I am.
Speaker 1: You know how my parent That's probably why she loves it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she was telling me about this new app and
Speaker 2: I've downloaded it, and I can't wait because I'm I
Speaker 2: don't want to go on a full blown like because
Speaker 2: my hell is so about at the moment I'm going
Speaker 2: do I go on to the fodmap and see if
Speaker 2: I can get my guts all sword and stuff.
Speaker 1: I just don't have it in me.
Speaker 2: But she said she's using this app now, and I downloaded.
Speaker 2: It's called Yaker why u Ka And the icon is
Speaker 2: a carrot and what you do is you scan like.
Speaker 2: There's also like an app and ladies that do something
Speaker 2: called supermarket swap. But it's not that because I think
Speaker 2: that is for for like, yeah, pesticides and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: but also cost. This one isn't a cost thing. It
Speaker 2: is showing you the better option to buy in terms
Speaker 2: of like so say, for example, you have wrapped in
Speaker 2: your cupboard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take a pic. You take a picture of like
Speaker 1: you hold.
Speaker 2: The scanner on the barcode and then it will come
Speaker 2: up and it will tell you how out of score
Speaker 2: out of one hundred, how good it is for you,
Speaker 2: and what is a better brand option for you.
Speaker 1: It's it's not a paid thing.
Speaker 2: They're completely it's an independent thing.
Speaker 1: What a great idea.
Speaker 2: So you might be going these wraps I'm having are
Speaker 2: so totally fine, and then it'll be like, oh no,
Speaker 2: there are so many preservatives in there. There is so
Speaker 2: much badness in there, way too much salt. But just
Speaker 2: this brand or altering it slightly is going to make
Speaker 2: a big difference. And it does it with like your shampoos, conditioners,
Speaker 2: cleaning products, everything like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what a great idea.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's so that is so good shed
Speaker 2: you can honestly, I'm like, no, I'll get obsessed with
Speaker 2: things like that, and she's like, but just do your
Speaker 2: cupboard of the main things you use before you go
Speaker 2: to the supermarket. So you know, okay, well I'm not
Speaker 2: going to get that brand, I'll get this brand because
Speaker 2: she said, like things like Milo is surprisingly not that
Speaker 2: bad where I'm like, no, I'm getting my Kidsmile Like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Compared to Natowa or some shit like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like she said, it's surprising what is not
Speaker 2: as good for you as that you think is good.
Speaker 1: And then vice versa. You know what I think about
Speaker 1: imagine what a headfuck that would have been to set
Speaker 1: up went in and did all the resow that is
Speaker 1: so much research. Oh my god, I hope they're making
Speaker 1: good money. Such excellent idea.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Natowa, we're an Atwer family, which is basically
Speaker 2: a Coca Cola family.
Speaker 1: Listen, I think we need to just strip the fucking
Speaker 1: shame around that stuff. I mean, you fucked either way,
Speaker 1: because if you dictate, oh no, donat that, then you're
Speaker 1: setting up this weird shit around food. I think it's
Speaker 1: just got to be everything in moderation. It just it
Speaker 1: has to be that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my kid's hands down every night after dinner. Have
Speaker 2: a big bowl of ice cream with a huge scoop
Speaker 2: of Natalla all over it. Yeah, every single night. And
Speaker 2: I look around at my friends, I'm like, there's no
Speaker 2: why that their kids are doing this right now, like
Speaker 2: you do it. We used to do it on weekends
Speaker 2: and now it's every night. Alo has to eat a
Speaker 2: tiny bit of cucumber. The only vegetable that kid will
Speaker 2: eat his cucumber, And the only reason he eats this
Speaker 2: one slice of cucumber is to get his bowl of
Speaker 2: ice cream.
Speaker 1: Well, that's balance, isn't it, isn't it? Because if you
Speaker 1: don't let them eat some of that stuff, what's going
Speaker 1: to happen is they're going to get out of home
Speaker 1: and they're going to exist on just KFC and machas
Speaker 1: for the next ten years because they're rebelling, or as
Speaker 1: soon as they're old enough to go out and do it,
Speaker 1: they'll be And then you sort of set up bad
Speaker 1: habits with binging and all that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I get nervous that we're like my kids literally so
Speaker 2: particular with what they eat that sometimes if Alo asks
Speaker 2: for natalla on toast, in my head, I'm like, great,
Speaker 2: I've got sour dough. Yes, mate, you can because it's
Speaker 2: better than your tip top white bread. So that's how
Speaker 2: low my benchmark is. And I'm like white sour dough
Speaker 2: is nataler, that's basically a healthy meal.
Speaker 1: There you go. Do you die if you saw my house?
Speaker 1: I'm like white bread all the time. I just I
Speaker 1: just can't have a fuck about everything. You've got anything,
Speaker 1: throw plastics in the fucking you know, bottled water, and
Speaker 1: then oh shit that they're finding in our drinking water.
Speaker 1: It's almost those dog terrifies me. I need to get
Speaker 1: a filter on my water, my tap, which I should
Speaker 1: like the water. He apparently he is terrible too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I've been drinking it for years and years. That's
Speaker 1: probably why I'm so sick. No, it's not that you've
Speaker 1: always had migraines. I know they're worse now, but it's
Speaker 1: not the water.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get a date piercing anyway. Let
Speaker 2: don't let me get onto hell stuff. Because we've got
Speaker 2: our podcast now with Brook that we're doing more regularly.
Speaker 2: So Brook and I jump on and we talk all
Speaker 2: about our chronic health issues. And I said to me, now,
Speaker 2: I've got to try and in this chaos brain of
Speaker 2: mind separate and go. What should I talk about on
Speaker 2: each podcast? But the days piercing, A lot of people
Speaker 2: are saying is a good thing to do just that,
Speaker 2: I think, what horseshit? I'm going to try it sound sore,
Speaker 2: doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That weird part of like carliage in your ear with Sam?
Speaker 1: Have one there? Sam had?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe he did, and he had one in his
Speaker 2: chin at one point too.
Speaker 1: Ye know which ones? I like, the very very small
Speaker 1: ones that almost look like a beauty spell, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just above your your lip? Yeah, why don't you get one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But then how does like the inside
Speaker 1: of it would rub on your tooth? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think the placement would have to be high enough
Speaker 1: that it's I guess it's like a nose ring. Maybe
Speaker 1: it might have a little hook part on it or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm gonna go and I'm just literally gonna do everything,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to go and get a day piercing.
Speaker 1: Do it probably look great? It'll looks so good with it,
Speaker 1: you look so young and trendy.
Speaker 2: The other app, my other app I'm on at the moment, Opal,
Speaker 2: which I've told a lot of you about that. It
Speaker 2: really blocks the time you can be on social media.
Speaker 2: Otherwise I would just be scrolling NonStop all day and
Speaker 2: was so I've timed it. It's one hundred I told
Speaker 2: you one hundred bucks for the year, and you put
Speaker 2: in the time that you're allowed on it. So I
Speaker 2: give myself a bit of time in the morning and
Speaker 2: a bit of time at night. But you have got
Speaker 2: to conrounpt me. I can tell you, like, let's let's
Speaker 2: find out how the opal app's going.
Speaker 1: How is it going? Look, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I have been struggling with it a bit in terms
Speaker 2: of my nighttime that I'm giving myself is seven thirty
Speaker 2: to eight thirty, and the kids are not in bed
Speaker 2: in enough time for me to use that time. But
Speaker 2: then if I leave it later, if I do a
Speaker 2: later window, it's too late for me and I don't
Speaker 2: want to be scrolling right before bed. So my solution
Speaker 2: is to send you the shit that I don't get
Speaker 2: up in time to post because you don't have restrictions
Speaker 2: on yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's not going to happen because that's just no.
Speaker 2: That was last night I sent Alo was just up
Speaker 2: for ages. So I sent you a video of him.
Speaker 2: Come like, my Instagram's run out? Can you log in
Speaker 2: and put this up for me?
Speaker 1: No, we need to come up with another solution. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I have extended the time on it. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. But are you finding that because this is
Speaker 1: what I was thinking? Is it more like exactly what
Speaker 1: we were just talking about with the food? Is it
Speaker 1: like when that one hour window is on You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh what do I look at first? No?
Speaker 2: I think it's been hugely beneficial, hugely because at the moment,
Speaker 2: I am in bed so often too. I just like,
Speaker 2: sometimes my only form of human connection is scrolling through Instagram,
Speaker 2: where now when I have access to it, I'm like.
Speaker 1: God, it's really boring.
Speaker 2: I'll just go in and the only thing I like
Speaker 2: is when I hear from you guys listening. I want
Speaker 2: to get on every night and just check those messages. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and reply to those messages and have a bit of
Speaker 2: a scan of what's going on, put something up, and
Speaker 2: then I'm done. Where I used to just mindlessly scroll
Speaker 2: and I'd get in bad moods, I'd compare my life
Speaker 2: where it's eliminated a huge amount of that.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 2: Really, it is really it's worth it. It's honestly, it
Speaker 2: is so worth it.
Speaker 1: You know. The one thing I will say with social
Speaker 1: media that I do like is when you have teenagers.
Speaker 1: My son doesn't have any social media yet, he's fourteen,
Speaker 1: but my daughter is sixteen and she's on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: I there's something nice in the way you communicate with
Speaker 1: sending reels. Like she said me something the other day
Speaker 1: and she just wrote, oh, I know you love this shit,
Speaker 1: And I said to it, it was really sweet because
Speaker 1: I know you were thinking about me when you saw
Speaker 1: it and you sent it to me. And she looked
Speaker 1: at me like I was an idiot. She's like, but
Speaker 1: how it's just real.
Speaker 2: So funny though, But he is the desperation because Bax
Speaker 2: has got a phone now. Sam the other days like,
Speaker 2: look what Back sent and he'd sent a just a
Speaker 2: song for.
Speaker 1: Sam to listen to.
Speaker 2: Oh, and we were like, oh my god, that's the
Speaker 2: nicest thing ever. Like it meant so much because they
Speaker 2: have no idea how desperate we are for their affection
Speaker 2: and their love. And Back says literally three words and grunts.
Speaker 2: So for him, it's like you've thought about Dad, and
Speaker 2: you've sent that to Dad and so little would he
Speaker 2: know how special that makes us feel when he does
Speaker 2: God like that, which is the real example. But also
Speaker 2: that's also like with a couple of mates, that's our
Speaker 2: is totally our way of showing each other, we're thinking
Speaker 2: about each other. I'll watch it and'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's so funny, and I know exactly who to forward
Speaker 2: it to. And then that is so sometimes the connection
Speaker 2: you do have with that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is great, I just them going to contradict myself,
Speaker 1: But it's also sad. I'm like, so sad, so sad.
Speaker 1: Why can't we just call and say how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you been in touch with the Abbey? Yeah, we've
Speaker 2: been sending for the last six months. Real.
Speaker 1: Yes, she sent me the Funniest on the Block reel
Speaker 1: the other day, speaking of new Kids on the Block,
Speaker 1: Oh don't got have you have you seen? Have you
Speaker 1: seen some of their recent concert footage? So I saw
Speaker 1: the one because Jenny McCarthy.
Speaker 2: Is with what's his name, Donnie Wahlberg Donnie Wahlberg, And
Speaker 2: I saw that clip where he got they get people
Speaker 2: up on stage and slow dance with them, and it
Speaker 2: was the two of them slow dancing, and I just
Speaker 2: remember going yuck. Also, one of them wears singles and
Speaker 2: it's got a full beer belly.
Speaker 1: I am such an asshole because we shouldn't do it,
Speaker 1: because if it was women, we would be saying put
Speaker 1: it away. Should there be a limit.
Speaker 2: I'd be saying, put it away. Something's got to be
Speaker 2: put away. Some things are not for everyone to see.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to see your skimpy bond singlet
Speaker 2: with your gut jiggling in its day.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not a huge gut, it's not at all,
Speaker 1: but it's enough to go. You can't wear a single
Speaker 1: on stage, it's enough to go. Hang on you just
Speaker 1: look like my husband. Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, we have access to that twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven unless there's a six pack there, put on
Speaker 2: a fucking shirt.
Speaker 1: There's just something I look at it and I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's something sad about it. It's not the gut, it's
Speaker 1: the matching outfits and the choreograph dancers that I'm like.
Speaker 2: With the Yeah, because they've been in their fifties, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they won't be. I wonder if Donnie is as religious
Speaker 2: as Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 1: Nah, I don't reckon. I reckon Donnie's I reckon he's
Speaker 1: a bit of a fiend. Do you Yeah, I reckon
Speaker 1: they'd have a sex room, do you Yeah? I do.
Speaker 1: She looks. I remember when she was with Jim Carrey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I liked them as a couple. Yeah. Well I thought
Speaker 1: they were good, her and Donnie.
Speaker 2: They've been together ten years now, they've been to there
Speaker 2: a long time, and they still seem very loved up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Although on the gram, yeah, you can see it.
Speaker 1: You can see me as much as you want.
Speaker 2: Because when I saw how close they were dancing to
Speaker 2: each other and stuff, I'm like, he's just been on
Speaker 2: stage dancing. He would stick, That's all I'd be thinking.
Speaker 2: Where they're looking like they're really into it.
Speaker 1: Gross. All right, let's get out of here, y'all.
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Speaker 2: You will start to see brook On there a bit
Speaker 2: more too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We gave her access to the to the It's like
Speaker 2: old school because we started this show and Tale with
Speaker 2: Brookie years ago, and she's like, oh no, fuck, I
Speaker 2: feel like I've stepped back in time into the vortex
Speaker 2: of post things on social media, but you'll see her
Speaker 2: more on there.
Speaker 1: So if you notice it's looking a little bit classier,
Speaker 1: that's not us. Yeah, that's not us. How different issue
Speaker 1: to usk.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, Mal, you've got to send me more
Speaker 2: personal photos of you. You're so hard to get. I'm
Speaker 2: going to put up that picture of you and you're
Speaker 2: bum bump.
Speaker 1: No you're not. If you did that, you know how far.
Speaker 2: Sexy stuff roads that would grow our audience. Take one
Speaker 2: for the team. No, okay, all right everyone, thanks for listening.