Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Wakey, wakey way, Jason Lauren start.
Speaker 3: Your morning the right away, be great, good day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren Melvin's Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and happy for Friday.
Speaker 1: Eve, Good morning. A short week.
Speaker 4: That's it, by I really think we should go back
Speaker 4: to four day We'll not go back.
Speaker 1: They never really existed, did they? Four day weeks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're here, although I mean Friday. Really it's pretty
Speaker 3: cruise control anyway, isn't it. Yeah, Friday is my favorite
Speaker 3: day of the week. Yeah, it's everyone's favorite. I love
Speaker 3: a Friday.
Speaker 1: What about the weekend, guys?
Speaker 4: So twenty four for Friday thirty two and Sunday on
Speaker 4: Saturday and thirty seven again on Sunday thirty seven, Monday
Speaker 4: thirty seven, Tuesday.
Speaker 3: That's good. Strap alban wife's away this weekend. It's just
Speaker 3: me and the three boys.
Speaker 1: Get the Zooper Dupers in the freezer.
Speaker 3: She's off catching up with her school friends in Sydney. Girls.
Speaker 4: Oh god, catching up with your school friends kicks differently.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: It's just like it's like when you're all together, you
Speaker 4: go back in time. Yeah, and you behave like you're eighteen. Yes,
Speaker 4: it just like the wheels fall off when you're with
Speaker 4: the school girls.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, the wheels are falling off for her in
Speaker 3: Sydney this weekend. So glorious, just me at home with
Speaker 3: the boys.
Speaker 2: I mean, she got license to do what she wants,
Speaker 2: what she wants, when she wants, who she wants, where
Speaker 2: she wants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, you know, just please come home Sunday because
Speaker 3: you know I'll be pulling my hair out.
Speaker 1: Get it, queen, get it, girl, go mad.
Speaker 5: When's she leaving Friday morning?
Speaker 1: Oh, she's doing a Friday Saturday job.
Speaker 3: Yeap, So she's going to slow down to a steady
Speaker 3: ten k's going past school, push them out and then.
Speaker 5: On your flat with me.
Speaker 4: I hope, so, I hope she gets on the Chardonnay's
Speaker 4: on the plane on Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh God, Clink can report if she gets tasered and
Speaker 3: like you know, cable tied on the plane.
Speaker 1: She'll be like bridesmaids.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think she sucked back nine valium for
Speaker 3: a flight to Sydney.
Speaker 1: That's one of the greatest scenes of all time. He
Speaker 1: stole My name is Stef.
Speaker 3: We had a big day coming up today. The cops
Speaker 3: are in after seven o'clock this morning, first probe the
Speaker 3: Popo of the Year.
Speaker 1: Now, this is a policeman who's got himself in hot water.
Speaker 3: Yeah he has, hasn't he? He had to call for backup.
Speaker 2: Well it'll make everyone feel better about themselves. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a ripper.
Speaker 3: And it's a great story. We'll get that on the
Speaker 3: air after seven this morning, after eight o'clock, we are
Speaker 3: taking the show on the road.
Speaker 4: We are.
Speaker 1: It's a big day.
Speaker 4: It's a big week this week for a lot of
Speaker 4: kids out there. Lots of kids going back to school,
Speaker 4: lots of kids starting prep this week, lots of kids
Speaker 4: starting high school and some little kids starting Is it
Speaker 4: kindy or kinda kinda?
Speaker 1: What's the difference between kindy kinder kinder?
Speaker 5: Kindy kinder?
Speaker 2: You can do what you want when you're that age,
Speaker 2: that in pre.
Speaker 1: School and then there's a cl you know what they need.
Speaker 3: They need they need Australia to the isn't that ridiculous?
Speaker 3: I mean athletics Australia, Sorry, Australian Athletics change. We're going
Speaker 3: to like we're going to pick the embroidery on the shout.
Speaker 1: I've got a question, how did that make the news?
Speaker 3: Quint's news just a bit ridiculous?
Speaker 1: Five the one that's it.
Speaker 3: I've got some news for you now, boy, Clint could
Speaker 3: be heading to the White House. I'll tell you what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about after this. Just sticking surprise, sticking in
Speaker 3: the US at the moment.
Speaker 4: Think you should do that. I was in America during
Speaker 4: the America America. I was there during the inauguration.
Speaker 3: Oh what was the vibe?
Speaker 4: Very strange because you know, some people are related and
Speaker 4: some people are not. And I was in California at
Speaker 4: the time, which is not really pro Trump's statement.
Speaker 3: Democrats and the.
Speaker 1: Trumpies were like margin down the street, megaphones.
Speaker 3: And flags, a flag and a big ut.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and Melania loves a big hat.
Speaker 2: Well, she's stylish, she hasn't she could? You should see
Speaker 2: a White House photo her official portrait. I've seen a
Speaker 2: glam shot. She got exclusive photography to do it.
Speaker 1: It does look a little exclusive photography, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Did they set up that little podium at the White
Speaker 3: House where the ring light goes round?
Speaker 2: You? Mate?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be glam cam cam.
Speaker 1: The glam cam she does look I believable.
Speaker 3: Can be heading to the White House. I'll explain what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about on the other side of this. On
Speaker 3: the way to work this morning, I was listening to
Speaker 3: Tallis Swift boyfriend Travis Kelcey, him and his brother do
Speaker 3: that podcast. Seems to you and Trav have something in common.
Speaker 4: Oh, they've been nominated for some big award, that podcast
Speaker 4: it has.
Speaker 3: But this is a super Bowl song to vibe him.
Speaker 1: Up, this one as they share?
Speaker 3: Yeah, share or Sure?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I love this song.
Speaker 3: Austraian Athletics or Athletics Australia.
Speaker 1: She's in a new ad as well, Share Sure, Sure Share.
Speaker 3: For a Thursday. I believe right across Melbourne. This is
Speaker 3: number one hundred. Good morning, Oh Sure, Share, Share, Sure
Speaker 3: Share Athletics Australian Australian Athletics, Sure or Share. I think
Speaker 3: it's share.
Speaker 4: Linda and I were just watching the new Share ad
Speaker 4: where it's for uber eats and she requests the time
Speaker 4: machine and she says, take me back to the eighties,
Speaker 4: and then she turns up on a cannon.
Speaker 1: She goes, this isn't the eighties, and they go, this
Speaker 1: is the sixteen eighties and you're a witch, and they
Speaker 1: burner at the stake and then it says.
Speaker 2: Someone's dancing in their shoes and shoes are boots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very very good. And then it says machine no
Speaker 1: time as in the herb.
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe he had to be there.
Speaker 1: No, it's great, it's a great You just haven't seen that.
Speaker 2: Andy Murray one and he married did one over the
Speaker 2: summer as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did too.
Speaker 2: He was trying to outrun some delivery drivers.
Speaker 1: I didn't actually was it that was sure?
Speaker 5: Or share?
Speaker 1: Perhaps it is?
Speaker 3: At nine past six on Over Morning, everyone, you're on
Speaker 3: the air with Jays and Lauren Clint. Hello, Jace, you're
Speaker 3: a journalist? Is why the snickering me? Just like you know?
Speaker 3: News is hitting me? Yeah? I did the degree. A
Speaker 3: lot of people have done the degree. Have you ever
Speaker 3: had aspirations to head to the White House as a journalist?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And cover an administration?
Speaker 1: You didn't even know what you're asking? Then cover an astration?
Speaker 4: Ah, not really, you're not a political journal not.
Speaker 3: Well, you know it used to be the crime reporter
Speaker 3: Channel nine, and.
Speaker 1: I do know that.
Speaker 2: You know what, It's even worse. I was the court reporter,
Speaker 2: which means accuracy is a must.
Speaker 3: How did that go, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: There's a reason they moved him to sport Chase.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, any low points in that part of it? Couple, Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's get him out of jail free.
Speaker 1: Looks wrong person, wrong place, wrong time.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Oh you're not the guy bad.
Speaker 3: Hey did you ever do that thing where you're running
Speaker 3: down the street?
Speaker 1: What do they call that? Door stopping?
Speaker 2: A door door? Yeah, sort of, it's that's like a
Speaker 2: that's a court walk, a court walk.
Speaker 3: So you're on the steps, they come out and it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, did you do it? Did you do it? Question?
Speaker 4: What the but just out of interest, what do you
Speaker 4: journalists expect those people to say?
Speaker 1: Actually I did every now and.
Speaker 3: Then you get lucky and they just they'll open up.
Speaker 3: They accidentally say too much or are you secretly hoping
Speaker 3: they flip out and push the camera, going oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would probably do that with someone in my face,
Speaker 4: like I've had it.
Speaker 2: On the lens, hand on the lens, Oh, the hand
Speaker 2: on the lens.
Speaker 3: No comment, don't touch the camera.
Speaker 1: There's always a cat. Poor cameraman tumbling back walk.
Speaker 5: He's big, heavy, you get let's go.
Speaker 3: Well, the White House Trump.
Speaker 1: Is in and he's President Trump.
Speaker 3: Sorry, President Trump, his new Press secretary took to the
Speaker 3: podium for the first time. She is a gun loving
Speaker 3: press secretary. There's footage that's emerged of her shooting machine
Speaker 3: guns in her spare time. And they're opening up slots
Speaker 3: in the media room at the White House, not just
Speaker 3: to your normal CNN and Fox News.
Speaker 5: Hawse and Hound were there close enough.
Speaker 7: And in keeping with this revolutionary media approach that President
Speaker 7: Trump deployed during the campaign, the Trump White House will
Speaker 7: speak to all media outlets and personalities, not just the
Speaker 7: legacy media who are seated in this room. Because, according
Speaker 7: according to recent pulling from Gallup, Americans trust in mass
Speaker 7: media has fallen to a record low.
Speaker 3: So you can now apply for a spot in the
Speaker 3: media room at the White House if you are a podcaster,
Speaker 3: a TikToker, an influencer. So hey, hang on, So do
Speaker 3: I need to be there in person or going to
Speaker 3: be on the screens? No? No, like you if they
Speaker 3: will never send me to ask Trump.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, question should apply?
Speaker 3: You should apply. Imagine the chance of oh.
Speaker 1: Guys, the show, we could actually do this.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't attach any audio. If I apply and we
Speaker 3: get a question to Trump, be it's President Trump to
Speaker 3: President Trump, will you send me to Washington. I'll our
Speaker 3: halves in the flight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we must go.
Speaker 5: We must We'll.
Speaker 1: Just stand up from the oval, well the oval halfs Yeah.
Speaker 3: Question, can you imagine the can you imagine an influencer
Speaker 3: standing up in the white media? Is Trump?
Speaker 1: When you going to bring back TikTok?
Speaker 4: Because I was in America went till I was in
Speaker 4: America when TikTok went down, and oh gosh, what a spiral.
Speaker 1: It lasted all of about seventeen minutes and he brought
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 3: People are freaking out from breaking out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what would your question be?
Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't open with Trumpy, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: No, Well, it's got to be saying about Melbourne. He
Speaker 2: knows his place pretty well, doesn't he.
Speaker 1: Has he ever been?
Speaker 3: I think he has.
Speaker 1: Either tim President Trump?
Speaker 4: How many times do journalists ask people about Americans?
Speaker 1: Mister Trump? Have you hadgi might?
Speaker 3: Mister Trump? They now do it as a shaker for
Speaker 3: es and McDonald's. Bet you might shake a friest. We
Speaker 3: know your friend of McDonald's. We've seen footage of you
Speaker 3: eating chips on Air Force one.
Speaker 1: Make America healthy again.
Speaker 2: Yes, mister Tim tab slammers.
Speaker 4: What do you think you could talk about your men
Speaker 4: heal Men's health cover. He's trying to make America. You
Speaker 4: could take the the cardboard, come out of the board.
Speaker 1: Clinting.
Speaker 3: The gentleman not wearing the shirt at the back. What's
Speaker 3: your question? It's just gone forward for the challenge, we
Speaker 3: must submit a question.
Speaker 1: We met a question all right?
Speaker 4: Last night my friend Nick was over, one of my
Speaker 4: best mates. He lives in Geelong, so sometimes when he's
Speaker 4: got early mornings, early morning meetings down here, he comes and.
Speaker 1: Stays at our house.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And how fun as an adult is having like
Speaker 4: a mate come and stay with that?
Speaker 3: And how fun for him getting out of the house
Speaker 3: and away from two young kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, everybody wins.
Speaker 4: So last night we did what all grown adults do
Speaker 4: when they're at each other's houses, and it was to
Speaker 4: sit on the.
Speaker 1: Couch and watch Maths.
Speaker 5: It's back.
Speaker 1: I got my favorite showback.
Speaker 2: It's really started like hot, hasn't it?
Speaker 1: And my other favorite thing is that Clint also loves it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I missed a few weeps already, haven't I. It's
Speaker 3: easy to.
Speaker 4: Get the wedding and the first few weeks, I feel
Speaker 4: like there's a lot of recaps.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, here's Elliott and Lauren and he's.
Speaker 3: Do they start doing each other outside of their actual marriages?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 4: I saw a promo that made it sound like it's
Speaker 4: going to be Season of Swingers.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so I had the past seasons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like encouraged, we had the three experts on
Speaker 2: Weekend today. Last weekend, Alessandra told us when they set
Speaker 2: a challenge which does involve a form of temptation partner swapping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, brilliant.
Speaker 4: We're still in the wedding stage though, They're still like,
Speaker 4: we haven't even had all the weddings yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, So last night I'm on the couch. I had
Speaker 4: a bit of a tear in my eye. So did
Speaker 4: Nick because he's like a thirteen year old girl. We
Speaker 4: both sat there.
Speaker 1: Welling up over these beautiful nuptials.
Speaker 4: And then I got a VOI snow from one Clint
Speaker 4: stand Away with what he thought about the wedding that
Speaker 4: we were watching.
Speaker 1: And you can't find it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I can, but the computer won't play
Speaker 3: it for me. Computer. It's disappointing computer computer.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 2: The beage suits are foul, the pink flowers a foul,
Speaker 2: and the pink walkways foul as well.
Speaker 3: It's just all foul.
Speaker 1: I think I think they removed a few.
Speaker 3: You sound like a grumpy, lonely man.
Speaker 1: Clink does he sits on the couch on his own knife.
Speaker 2: Suits are foul, The pink flowers are foul, and the
Speaker 2: pink walkways foul as well.
Speaker 3: It's just all foul. Was the something removed from that?
Speaker 4: There was some other efforts. I thought we were going
Speaker 4: to beat them, but maybe our audio guys done your
Speaker 4: favor there and cut them out.
Speaker 1: You don't know any other words besides.
Speaker 3: Fat, I wish.
Speaker 4: And then we got the commentary on the teeth. You
Speaker 4: didn't like the teeth. You had an issue with the
Speaker 4: crew having veneers on the top and nothing on.
Speaker 2: You did the topies and not the bottom, and his
Speaker 2: bottom looked like he was in a jungle, and these
Speaker 2: tops looked beautiful. Christine, you get.
Speaker 3: To get the top done. You gotta get the bottom done.
Speaker 3: There's a married at first sight veneer. Look isn't there?
Speaker 3: There is?
Speaker 4: There is big and white and there's a lot of
Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of the men in this
Speaker 4: season are going to be on only fans, the.
Speaker 1: Minerals, all of them, I think as if I know
Speaker 1: their name.
Speaker 4: The one who I couldn't even understand what he was saying,
Speaker 4: sounded like he had a packet of marbles in his
Speaker 4: mouth when he was talking.
Speaker 3: Was he the one with the teeth?
Speaker 2: I used, the one who goes everything?
Speaker 4: No, the one, the one there's a lady who's got
Speaker 4: to kid a baby, and she didn't she didn't tell
Speaker 4: him yet. And then the mother in law in the
Speaker 4: speech that started talking about the baby, brilliant like he
Speaker 4: can't speak, his teeth, has got many teeth. He sounds
Speaker 4: like he's got a bag of marbles in his mouth
Speaker 4: when he talks.
Speaker 3: Have they put too many in?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe they've gone too many.
Speaker 2: Thank god they've got the they've recycled the stretch limo though,
Speaker 2: because that's just like every couple of arrives in the
Speaker 2: same sturdy stretch.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a stretch on the streets the nineties.
Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on stretch hammer or stretch right stretched remo,
Speaker 3: old school baby.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know they still were a thing.
Speaker 3: Was it a fair lay? It was a fair Did
Speaker 3: I have that little boomerang antenna on the back? It did?
Speaker 1: And a mirrored ceiling, yes, just like a pretty woman.
Speaker 1: The math's weddings have really gone a bit.
Speaker 3: Gracie Abrams on a way to Melbourne are going to
Speaker 3: be here very soon. Isn't she so hot right now?
Speaker 3: Isn't she?
Speaker 1: Isn't she?
Speaker 4: She did a tour with I want to say she
Speaker 4: was a support for Ed Sheering. Maybe maybe she did
Speaker 4: one of those big tours. She was amazing, one of.
Speaker 5: The big tours.
Speaker 1: I think it was Adsurance. I'm trying to think I
Speaker 1: saw it.
Speaker 3: I can tell she was very good, even bully nosy stuff.
Speaker 3: But watch you're back, Richard Wi.
Speaker 4: As I started saying the sentence, I was like, she
Speaker 4: did one of those. I'm not really I'm not really
Speaker 4: sure if I know what I'm talking about here? Can
Speaker 4: someone google it?
Speaker 1: Back me up?
Speaker 3: Guys, it's awards season.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about the Globe? Nope, the Emmys, No,
Speaker 2: the Oscar No Stiffies, the.
Speaker 1: Stiffies, the Stiffies.
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually the two thous It's the twenty twenty
Speaker 3: five Adult Video News Awards.
Speaker 1: Oh the av ns.
Speaker 3: Yes, which people are dubbed the oscars of porn. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Thought after adult stars vying for title, what do you
Speaker 3: get a statue? Yep, you can imagine what that looks like.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the right like.
Speaker 4: Instead of the loads, I think it would be what
Speaker 4: you keep remain.
Speaker 3: Of, you keep your award. You don't want to know?
Speaker 1: Silicone?
Speaker 3: Yes, by Bonnie Blue. Everyone know Bonny Blue.
Speaker 4: Guys, I'm a bit fascinated by Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie here we go.
Speaker 1: Do you know Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 2: You've been watching a movie?
Speaker 3: Is this the one that worked away through schoolies? Well?
Speaker 1: She she went to Fiji to do schools and got
Speaker 1: deported and then she went to the Gold Coast. I
Speaker 1: think she got deported from Australia to I think her
Speaker 1: visa was canceled, wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was that after the Gold Coast sint Yeah.
Speaker 4: She's British, Yeah, and she was out here for schoolies
Speaker 4: and I think her visa got canceled.
Speaker 3: Very busy.
Speaker 4: Do you know what she did over She's had a
Speaker 4: busy summer. Yeah, well it would be winter over there.
Speaker 4: She broke the world record for the most amount of
Speaker 4: sessions in twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Oh, I saw how many I've seen her in an
Speaker 3: interview at eighteen.
Speaker 1: It was like over a thousand in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: And people lined up down the street on their shocks
Speaker 1: and undies waiting for return. And one man, a boy,
Speaker 1: his mother.
Speaker 4: Turned up and someone filmed it and she absolutely ripped
Speaker 4: him and dragged him out of the line.
Speaker 2: Grabbed him mother ear and said.
Speaker 1: Come on, I brought you up better than this.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a bit sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, But I was like, it can't.
Speaker 3: Be true in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, it can't be true.
Speaker 4: It can't be true because she's quite gorgeous, like she's
Speaker 4: she's a beautiful girl.
Speaker 3: I watched an interview with her about it and they
Speaker 3: were liked, like, did you stop for lunch?
Speaker 2: Well, it's all lunch.
Speaker 4: Well, she said, I watched that video too, Like she
Speaker 4: was like, I stopped four times and only for a
Speaker 4: few minutes.
Speaker 3: Aids for drinking drink break, for a drink's break.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I was like, there's no way this girl's for real.
Speaker 4: This is just all It's going to be one of
Speaker 4: those things. It's going to be a hoax.
Speaker 3: She could have got one of those hats you know
Speaker 3: that holds the two to put two power aids in there.
Speaker 3: I have to sell it, well, a camelback.
Speaker 1: I'm sort of fascinating, so I'm calling it anyway.
Speaker 3: She has made headlines because I mean, I'm surprised this
Speaker 3: is a headline. But she's come out and said she's
Speaker 3: gone commando to the awards night.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you expect?
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you even more gown. That's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Clothes for her to wear out. The only gown she
Speaker 1: wears a dressing gowns.
Speaker 3: I have a question for you. In fact, let me
Speaker 3: set the scene six. Everyday people go in commando in
Speaker 3: the workplace, I had a couple of trading place. Well,
Speaker 3: I've got a couple of.
Speaker 1: Trade are you wearing right now? Under your pants? I
Speaker 1: can't believe that just came out of my mouth as
Speaker 1: a real question.
Speaker 3: Under your pants? Maybe our audio go? Can I get
Speaker 3: that isolated?
Speaker 1: Grab plats under your pants? Today?
Speaker 3: You're dressing you?
Speaker 4: Clint taught me three because I can't look at Jason
Speaker 4: Wallow say that three your underwear game today?
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny you ask because we want to play
Speaker 3: a game this morning, thirteen twenty four to ten. Give
Speaker 3: us a ring. We'll have a chat to you on
Speaker 3: the phone, and we all have to guess whether you're
Speaker 3: going commando or not.
Speaker 4: What's your lingerie game? You're wearing lingerie, But Lauren.
Speaker 1: You got your Lacey's on?
Speaker 3: Dull Lauren, I will tell you. Let's start the game now,
Speaker 3: because one of us is currently commando.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not me.
Speaker 4: I've got a baby blue bombs on a baby blue
Speaker 4: bombs gee string.
Speaker 1: Not a full brief. I'm not a full brief girl.
Speaker 3: Never baby blue.
Speaker 4: I know when I put it on this morning, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh this is very summary.
Speaker 3: So not electric blue.
Speaker 2: No, not a body blue.
Speaker 1: It's a bonnie blue.
Speaker 3: Does it look fat? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, it's a really nice blue. Don't say it.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Were the body Blue and Lauren comparison.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised we even got to that bit.
Speaker 4: Well clean, it's not free bawling, I know that. Not
Speaker 4: in those trousers. They're too wooly. That'd be scratchy. And
Speaker 4: this is the kind of thing you would do just
Speaker 4: because you like making.
Speaker 3: A point where you're wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh you're free, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I don't like the vpl Show me?
Speaker 1: Should I like? Show me your trousers. You're full.
Speaker 4: If I can see your undise, I can see them.
Speaker 4: You didn't dack yourself?
Speaker 1: Well, en off, they're done, slue, you're blue as well.
Speaker 1: We're matching.
Speaker 3: Do you guys get the bottom? Alack?
Speaker 1: We did. We got a Hiss and Hers.
Speaker 3: Discount twenty four to ten for a bit of fun
Speaker 3: this morning. We have to guess whether you're going commando
Speaker 3: or not. In return, I've got two hundred dollars QT
Speaker 3: Rooftop vouchers to go. You should wear underwear if you
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Speaker 3: long summer days and city skyline years.
Speaker 2: I mean, if there's a time of the year to
Speaker 2: go commando at summer, now's the time.
Speaker 4: You know, my mate, intance, you're female because we often
Speaker 4: wear shorter skirts in summer.
Speaker 3: We're fair.
Speaker 2: But if you're in a pant or a short do
Speaker 2: you go ever go commando?
Speaker 4: I'm not a combe, but have you ever I don't
Speaker 4: think so. Maybe when I was a bit younger in
Speaker 4: trimmer and I wore slinky dresses potentially, Wow, I don't
Speaker 4: wear the bod Colm these days?
Speaker 3: What is it with trading body?
Speaker 2: Colm?
Speaker 5: To address training?
Speaker 3: My mate instants right? Him and the boys came around
Speaker 3: to do some work at my place over the break.
Speaker 3: The shorts are very small, studies like so small.
Speaker 1: But don't men get scared if they free ball like that?
Speaker 1: What was the movie where he might just hang out
Speaker 1: the side?
Speaker 4: Was it something about Mary where he is? I've never
Speaker 4: been able to unsee that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you've got to reverse the train down the track?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten Commander or Not buy a request
Speaker 3: from Lawrence. You wanted to talk about Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 1: I'm actually fascinated by Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 4: I did get down like a bit of a rabbit
Speaker 4: hole of of Bonnie Blue information, British British fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me let me set the same sixty, all right, Andy,
Speaker 3: forty six to forty the segment Bonnie Blue the.
Speaker 1: Adult adult Entertainer.
Speaker 3: I've not seen any of her video?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I actually did? I went and
Speaker 1: found one because I was like, I just can't be true.
Speaker 2: She just I don't know why what does she do
Speaker 2: in the videos?
Speaker 1: Just things that. I can't und see Clint.
Speaker 3: Talking high fiving people more like low fiving. But what
Speaker 3: are the fellas? Are they sort of?
Speaker 2: Well, they please themselves, men.
Speaker 1: And women, lads, not all of them.
Speaker 5: She's quite gorgeous, she goes, she has a crack at both.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's a free spirit. I don't believe it, Nita
Speaker 1: did I You'll have to go and do what I
Speaker 1: did in Google all right on the work WiFi though.
Speaker 3: She she's made head by the twitch. Well.
Speaker 4: She also broke the world record for the most amount
Speaker 4: of sessions in one in twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: But she's made more headlines. So she's gone commando to
Speaker 3: the Adult TV Awards.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's a headline where any close
Speaker 1: to the adult.
Speaker 3: So this morning we are playing Commander or Not thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Tell us about yourself and we'll guess if you're free
Speaker 4: balling or not.
Speaker 3: Let's go out to Bendigo. Carlie, good morning. Hello, are
Speaker 3: you on the way to work? Where are you at
Speaker 3: the moment? Standing in my backyard?
Speaker 2: Standing in back I'm about to ask you this question, Calie,
Speaker 2: but what are you wearing as as the top layer?
Speaker 3: The top layer?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've just taken my dogs for a walk, so
Speaker 8: I'm in track fuit pants and a T shirt.
Speaker 2: Commander's free bowling, Absolutely, I reckon, you're you're a free
Speaker 2: spirit as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah you are, Carlie and Bendigo, are you commando?
Speaker 4: Commando?
Speaker 1: Commando for the dog walk?
Speaker 3: Well, think about you would have rolled out of bed track.
Speaker 3: He's on, are you a nude sleeper?
Speaker 1: No, hang on, you're not a nude sleeper, and then
Speaker 1: you're getting undressed to go.
Speaker 2: Depends on the type of tracking, because you're going to
Speaker 2: say the type of Now, if you're a more fleecy operator,
Speaker 2: that's very commando, but you know the parachut he like, yeah,
Speaker 2: could get you felt pant or.
Speaker 5: That would be nice felt.
Speaker 4: If we see Jay's rolling to work in a felt
Speaker 4: trax pants, I'm going to be like, no, go home,
Speaker 4: get changed, free bailing corduroy.
Speaker 3: What the texture might get make it stabbing? The texture
Speaker 3: might get your kay kayling? Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: Where are you right now, Caitlyn?
Speaker 7: I'm driving to work.
Speaker 1: What what sort of industry do you work in?
Speaker 3: She's she's wearing it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're free balling, isn't it? No?
Speaker 3: God, no, like you know, we need something stat Sorry
Speaker 3: that didn't to slip out.
Speaker 4: But also like you wear scrubs because you get like
Speaker 4: like stuff on them hospital and if you quickly need
Speaker 4: to change them, you're not taking them off from.
Speaker 3: Being I'm saying she's got she's gonna underwear on me too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right, yes, God, we can pick them.
Speaker 1: You need a quick change in the staff room.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: I do have a friend that rarely wears she's always
Speaker 4: almost demander.
Speaker 1: As a nurse.
Speaker 3: That's right, right, we do one more. Okay, we've got
Speaker 3: time for one more. Simon kill Moore free balling. Just Simon,
Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust? I'm a truck driver?
Speaker 3: Are we right? Well, considering you don't own a single pair.
Speaker 1: You're a full time free baller, full.
Speaker 8: Time free baller for my Jane Bun of Radio.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody. Yeah, it is just going eight
Speaker 3: past seven. We've got a huge hour of the show
Speaker 3: coming up. Player cool, the cops are coming.
Speaker 1: In the Popoe.
Speaker 4: We love the Popo and I'm excited about our police
Speaker 4: officer guest today.
Speaker 3: This is great. Let's I don't want to ruin his story,
Speaker 3: but let's just say he had to call for backup. Yeah,
Speaker 3: today's police officer had to call the police for backup.
Speaker 3: The story is hilarious. We're going to get to that
Speaker 3: after seven thirty this morning, and then later on in
Speaker 3: the show. We are leaving the studio and we are
Speaker 3: going mobile. We are we're going to be dropping my
Speaker 3: three year old son, Archie off for his first day
Speaker 3: of kinder.
Speaker 1: Oh is he all ready to go? Do you know
Speaker 1: what he's wearing?
Speaker 3: Clothes?
Speaker 1: Okay, good stuff?
Speaker 3: The big question is what is he eating?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I a challenge the task I'm given that. Yesterday
Speaker 4: I asked if he had teeth, if he could too
Speaker 4: It wasn't a.
Speaker 2: Great concerned Lauren text me last night and you should
Speaker 2: be concerned as well.
Speaker 3: So Lauren took home the Bento lunchbox. Come up next
Speaker 3: we'll find out what she's packed, hopefully not peanut butter.
Speaker 3: It is Jason and Lauren. Clint's hanging out as well.
Speaker 3: Here at Nova oh bad cochol Bad school.
Speaker 4: Big week, Big week for kids, and good luck to
Speaker 4: all the kids who is starting maybe new schools this year,
Speaker 4: going to your seven first year of high school.
Speaker 1: Shout out to those in year six or just.
Speaker 3: Cocking teachers they don't like you know, that's always tough.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Maybe you've got kids starting prep that's always hard. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then you've got kids going back to school and
Speaker 4: you pop and open them mo most is it eight
Speaker 4: thirty one?
Speaker 3: Oh? Mate? You mentioned the lineup at ten Murphy's at
Speaker 3: nine thirty.
Speaker 1: Time do school start these days?
Speaker 3: Thirty?
Speaker 1: Eight thirty three thirty?
Speaker 3: It was, so we're taking my three year old Archie
Speaker 3: to Kinder. He has to be there by eight thirty.
Speaker 1: I thought Kinder could drop him off and pick him
Speaker 1: up at any time.
Speaker 3: That's daycare? What that's daycare?
Speaker 1: What's the difference between day Karen Kinder?
Speaker 3: Kinder's like like pretty regimental. Yeah, yeah, like they'll learn
Speaker 3: things as classes. Oh oh but you're right.
Speaker 1: You got day care and kinder with the same thing.
Speaker 1: What is daycare?
Speaker 3: Gastro But they do it well. Yes, so yes, my
Speaker 3: little three year old Archie is going to kinder today. Karchie,
Speaker 3: where are you going on Thursday? Are you going to
Speaker 3: Kenner like a big boy?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you excited? Would you like mummy to drop you
Speaker 3: or daddy? And do you want Auntie Lauren and bad
Speaker 3: Uncle Clint there, No, Auntie, Lauren's lots of fun and
Speaker 3: Uncle Clint might like to meet some of the teachers.
Speaker 1: No, well, we've got some bad news for Archie. We're coming.
Speaker 1: I put the cas you'll be excited when we get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I put the car seat on
Speaker 3: and we got so the car seats in the middle.
Speaker 3: You guys are going to be on ithern side.
Speaker 1: Oh that's better.
Speaker 4: I thought I was going to have to try and
Speaker 4: wedge these hips in between two baby seats. Because do
Speaker 4: you other kids sitting car seats?
Speaker 3: No, Lauren, they're eleven and nine, but.
Speaker 1: Our kids in them till they're like thirteen. These days.
Speaker 3: It's a right thing. Oh not an age, No, it's
Speaker 3: w it's a bit of a mix. I'm still on
Speaker 3: a booster, but I'm driving, so.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so there's only one car seat in the car.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 5: We're on the side, clar Yes, we'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Is it a big car seat?
Speaker 3: They're quite they're quite white. So look look a little bit.
Speaker 1: So am I so, Clint? It's gonna be tight squeezed
Speaker 1: for your skinny board.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do we what would you play tunes in the
Speaker 3: car on the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the carbon.
Speaker 3: Well we'll be doing the radio show. That's rup you
Speaker 3: wants to listen to someone else? That'll be awkward. Can
Speaker 3: you turn three a w down? We're trying to do ours.
Speaker 3: It's been a very good it's been an intense few
Speaker 3: weeks at our places. We've been toilet training because I
Speaker 3: have to be toilet trained for KINDI oh Jesus, well,
Speaker 3: well you've left.
Speaker 1: The run a bit late. If you've only done it
Speaker 1: in the last two weeks, what.
Speaker 4: Do you do?
Speaker 3: Can't do it too early? It's like crap kids they.
Speaker 4: Go to we in a toilet. I couldn't even spit
Speaker 4: that out y toilet training, don't they don't?
Speaker 1: They like dogs? They just learned.
Speaker 3: You know what I do? I put dog piss mats
Speaker 3: down on the couch, pieces on the mat.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the piers in the staff room.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's like because we're teaching him to go
Speaker 3: to the bathroom. But he'll like the couch. He'll have
Speaker 3: Andy's on. But if he's like watching Miss Rachel and
Speaker 3: he's too engolfed in the show, he might let one out.
Speaker 3: So rather than washing the cout has pushing, I just
Speaker 3: I put down a dog pee mat? Who's Miss Rachel?
Speaker 1: I know Miss Rachel because I've got a niece and nephew.
Speaker 1: Miss Rachel is torture adults for kids. Miss Rachel's probably
Speaker 1: worth squillions.
Speaker 3: Of dolls, and she's got doles of big w now
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: People would by them, wouldn't they?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Okay, So he has the toilet training been successful?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much?
Speaker 1: So he has to do much.
Speaker 3: Poo here and there?
Speaker 1: What he just does a poopy on the count and
Speaker 1: doesn't realize oh.
Speaker 3: Like like I found a rogue one on the stairs,
Speaker 3: on the stairs, But mostly he's good to go.
Speaker 1: What do you mean on the stairs?
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's not focus on that right now, fall.
Speaker 1: Down the stairs?
Speaker 2: Was it intact?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah. Let's focus on the lunch box.
Speaker 1: So I know, I'm more concerned about the poopy on
Speaker 1: the stairs.
Speaker 3: Lauren's job was to prepare Archie's lunchbox.
Speaker 4: Now, I didn't have a great deal of kid friendly
Speaker 4: things at my house, and so I was going to
Speaker 4: do I did for get about it, and I think
Speaker 4: many parents have walked in my shoes before. For at
Speaker 4: eight thirty at night, you're like, oh my gosh, we
Speaker 4: don't need a lot of bread, So I didn't.
Speaker 1: Couldn't just whip up a sandwitch.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what a license to print money is.
Speaker 3: Maker's delight all the way.
Speaker 4: Do they open it like six o'clock in the morning
Speaker 4: to grab Yeah, but you should say that place is
Speaker 4: all right here go.
Speaker 1: Clip you open it? So I did.
Speaker 4: My friend Nick was there and he was like, no,
Speaker 4: this is what parents do. You've got to deal with
Speaker 4: what you've got in the pantry.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you got the bento box with the clean
Speaker 3: cut open. The three year old's going to start on
Speaker 3: first glance. Ye, what's what's that? That's a hip flask?
Speaker 6: Long?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I didn't put that in there.
Speaker 3: You can't put a hip flask in the lunch.
Speaker 1: I didn't put that in there. Nick did that. That's
Speaker 1: not fair. That's a stick to. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: It's a drink, you know, it's a drink bottom. It's
Speaker 1: it's a little drink bottom.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Okay, So jays, we've got some that's solids, got seeds,
Speaker 3: no nuts, no, something like that.
Speaker 2: Next one, we've got a squeeze pack heinz Apple blueberry
Speaker 2: and strawberry he's got teeth.
Speaker 3: What is past the squeeze.
Speaker 1: Pas for eight months plus?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's past the squeeze packst How old is he? Three?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So that's my Can you have that when you're
Speaker 1: it's eight months plus?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Could I have that?
Speaker 3: I've had a because it's got popcorn?
Speaker 1: Popcorn corner? Is it? You've got to be careful, slightly sweet?
Speaker 3: Can you stop eating my child? What's this? You can't
Speaker 3: give him this?
Speaker 8: What is.
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 2: Is this your leftovers last night?
Speaker 1: In a little ziploc bag? Can see you?
Speaker 3: It's pads? See you from the tire show in a
Speaker 3: little sad zip block bag. I love pads.
Speaker 2: Smells good. Do they have access to microwaves?
Speaker 1: I surely know. Isn't there a cafeteria?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: The teachers Michael Wave twenty men. There might be nuts
Speaker 3: in that. You know how they sprinkle and it's got nuts.
Speaker 5: You can help?
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 3: I love that. Kill a few kids.
Speaker 1: No, that's funny, I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll be a random sort of stone in here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's it's a crystal? For good, Lauren?
Speaker 3: It looks like a giant jelly bean.
Speaker 2: He'll eat that that'll go down the gallat and he'll
Speaker 2: be at the Royal Children's Hospital.
Speaker 1: Okay, take that.
Speaker 3: Out, well, carpool with the kids who had the pad C.
Speaker 2: You think there's enough food.
Speaker 1: Well that's because you took the pad C. You are
Speaker 1: the leftover.
Speaker 3: Time pick the peanuts out. Oh no, I think we're
Speaker 3: going to be going through a dry through.
Speaker 2: The rest of it's question.
Speaker 3: He's labeled pads you.
Speaker 1: I rode Solon is getting can you read?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, So now you've taken that out, we'll take the
Speaker 4: crystal out and we've got what are you put in
Speaker 4: this tiny little hole here?
Speaker 2: I do a roll up?
Speaker 3: You can get like fruit roll up.
Speaker 1: Now that pulls your teeth out.
Speaker 3: No, no, there's healthy.
Speaker 4: I had a five dollar nose in there and Nick said, no,
Speaker 4: there's no cup TI I can't put catch.
Speaker 3: He's going again. I want to take you to my
Speaker 3: Uber ride I had at the weekend in Sydney. Because
Speaker 3: what's you're rating?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm around a four point seven. I know this
Speaker 2: because I did a little shoot with Andy Murray before
Speaker 2: Christmas for for Uber.
Speaker 3: We checked out our Uber ratings. This is like, this
Speaker 3: is quite bad.
Speaker 2: I don't know how yeah, the face of it exactly.
Speaker 2: Mine was about four point seven eight. I think that
Speaker 2: was at the start of the holidays, to start the holidays. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hellow fours, I've dropped. My chat hasn't been great.
Speaker 1: Your chat's never great, seaking of chat.
Speaker 2: So this is where my problem lies. I get ubers
Speaker 2: around Sydney with work because I don't have a car
Speaker 2: up there. So I just finished weekend today and I
Speaker 2: was trying to get back to my hotel in the
Speaker 2: city and the uber rocks up. Anyway, the name on
Speaker 2: the uber, I'm not actually not going to say the
Speaker 2: name because it might reveal the person. I get into
Speaker 2: the Uber and I'm like, he's like the driver, I
Speaker 2: knew the Uber driver. I'm like, what are you doing,
Speaker 2: like in Sydney driving an Uber? He goes, it's a
Speaker 2: long story. He just sort of didn't want to detail it. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. It's a friend from It's a friend from UNI.
Speaker 1: That I went to UNI with, right someone that he's
Speaker 1: not from Sydney.
Speaker 3: No, no, No, he's a Melbourne boy. He's from glen Waverley, right.
Speaker 2: Represent So I mean, being the journalist, I'm like got
Speaker 2: to ask some questions. So what you're just doing because
Speaker 2: he's he got a great job as an engineer.
Speaker 3: What was the car? It was a RAB four RAB
Speaker 3: four E type thing.
Speaker 1: I appreciate this.
Speaker 3: It's when the hatchbacks arrived. I'm like, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to get I can't.
Speaker 2: Earning a bit of extra money because he's a he's
Speaker 2: a he's an engineer's very very smart. He's like just
Speaker 2: got fired last week.
Speaker 3: I'm like, so so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm like, so Sydney like you, you and the wife
Speaker 2: and because it's beautiful wife, you guys like, when did
Speaker 2: you move up?
Speaker 1: She left me?
Speaker 3: She left me for another man. Really at this point, bail,
Speaker 3: I've got I've got to jump out the window.
Speaker 1: You open the door and you get on the Uber
Speaker 1: app and you select no conversation.
Speaker 3: But tip.
Speaker 2: So that happened just before Christmas. So I should have
Speaker 2: shut up, but I was. I went, I said, and
Speaker 2: you won't believe this, but hand on heart, I asked him. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you must still get back down to Melbourne because
Speaker 2: I remember your your mum and dad lived around the
Speaker 2: corner from me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they've died. They're dead, aren't they.
Speaker 2: The Clint Well dad passed away a while ago, but
Speaker 2: mum passed away just before Christmas.
Speaker 1: Who is this man? We must save him? What's happened
Speaker 1: to everything's fallen apart?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Is he nice guy?
Speaker 3: He's a lovely man and he's got no job? Now?
Speaker 3: How much longer was the tripes? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, Clint tip. Was he nice about it?
Speaker 8: Or he was?
Speaker 3: Do you know what he's sort of.
Speaker 4: Imagine if you had to console him for the next
Speaker 4: twenty minutes. He's having a bad year.
Speaker 1: We are.
Speaker 3: Not money, poor guy. It was just it was comedical.
Speaker 3: It wasn't comedics, not fun. Well, good morning everybody. Hey,
Speaker 3: big shout out to all the kids that are heading
Speaker 3: back to school this week, and the preppes that are starting, and.
Speaker 4: To the moms and dads who are sending their preppees
Speaker 4: off for the first week of school. Many emotional parents
Speaker 4: aren't there.
Speaker 2: They should just make a day, just one day, and
Speaker 2: everyone goes back on the same day. Yes, Clinton, I
Speaker 2: do sort of stagger apro It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Some kids went back yesterday, some today, some tomorrow, some
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: Anyway, when are yours back?
Speaker 1: All of the big kids.
Speaker 3: Today's the day, all three, all three, yeah turtles.
Speaker 1: Because it's a big day in particular for Archie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So my three year old he starts kindy today
Speaker 3: and after eight o'clock we are taking the show on
Speaker 3: the road and we're actually going to all drop him
Speaker 3: off live on the air. Now, what can go wrong?
Speaker 1: Did you discuss with him that we're all coming?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How did that go?
Speaker 3: Not great? Oh?
Speaker 1: Well not interested?
Speaker 3: What is?
Speaker 2: He likes me?
Speaker 1: But I haven't seen him for a while. I know
Speaker 1: there might be tears because we're there, or because he's
Speaker 1: going to kinder.
Speaker 3: Let's say, because he's going to kinder, because you're there.
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, you haven't seen him for
Speaker 3: a while. It might be confronting. Well that's your fault,
Speaker 3: sharing the back seat kind of teachers? Yet, I don't
Speaker 3: think they're your demo. Actually they are. They're old.
Speaker 1: Are you just coming to make the teachers?
Speaker 3: How old? Put it this way?
Speaker 1: How old will you go?
Speaker 3: She might be like, are you dropping mister Stanowel? As well?
Speaker 3: I'll sign you in all right, pack my lunch box.
Speaker 3: Now we're taking the show on the right after eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: But next week are Proben the popo inside the Victorian
Speaker 3: Police Everything you want to know coming up next here
Speaker 3: on Novar right across Melbourne. This is Ober one hundred.
Speaker 3: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 3: Starts Lawrence, tell me.
Speaker 2: What you know?
Speaker 3: Without doubt, my favorite segment we do on this show
Speaker 3: every couple of weeks. So we get a different area
Speaker 3: of the Victorian Police in and this guy is going
Speaker 3: to become a regular Superintendent Wayne Cheesy cheese Man is
Speaker 3: in the house. How good morning, Good morning, Superds. Great
Speaker 3: to be here.
Speaker 4: You know, one of my best friends surname is Cheeseman
Speaker 4: and we all say it ain't easy being cheesy.
Speaker 1: Is that how you feel about your job?
Speaker 8: Look, I'm probably one of the lucky ones thirty eight
Speaker 8: years in and I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 8: You're going to work every day, So I'm not one
Speaker 8: of the neiggity ones that you might hear about.
Speaker 3: I'm very positive.
Speaker 4: Well. Our Victorian Police works so hard, especially at the
Speaker 4: moment it feels like the joint's falling apart.
Speaker 1: Dare I say it?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 8: I wouldn't say it's falling apart. We've got so many
Speaker 8: good people that are working really hard, but the work
Speaker 8: is is really accountable, being asked to do more and
Speaker 8: more with less and less, and I think we're so
Speaker 8: stretched the members are getting tired. Yeah, so it's a matter.
Speaker 2: For It's lucky they've got you because you've bloody done
Speaker 2: it all. What haven't you done at Victoria Police, Clint?
Speaker 8: I've been really fortunate. So I've worked in some great
Speaker 8: years with some great people, and I've had a ball
Speaker 8: to be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty eight years side squad.
Speaker 2: What else have you done? You're now a superintendent of
Speaker 2: an entire region. You've done drug investigation, big task force,
Speaker 2: Echo task force.
Speaker 3: How's this one? Clint? In twenty fourteen Victorian Police Detective
Speaker 3: of the Year. So with all that under your belt,
Speaker 3: can you take us back to the incident that involved
Speaker 3: your own vehicle several years ago? Cheezy, you have this story?
Speaker 8: How bad news table was fast? It was only a
Speaker 8: couple of weeks ago. Actually, I was over New years
Speaker 8: down at Sorrento. I was down there with the family
Speaker 8: on holidays and park the car. Let's drop the kids
Speaker 8: off at the beaches and we're all going to meet
Speaker 8: up in the mainstream of Sorrento and my wife and
Speaker 8: I went for lunch at the French hotel and walked
Speaker 8: into the street. We all convened. I said, I'll go
Speaker 8: and get the car.
Speaker 1: And the car wasn't there stolen?
Speaker 8: Well I thought it was stolen. So a police car
Speaker 8: comes down the hill. I flag it down. This is
Speaker 8: who I am. The alarm bell start ringing. We've got
Speaker 8: to help the bus. We've got to help you find
Speaker 8: his car. Police are coming from Rye and all surround
Speaker 8: the areas like the crime.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got to look out for your mate, you know,
Speaker 3: they need your heather. And where did they catch the crooks?
Speaker 3: And the car chan?
Speaker 8: So what happened is I walk back and tell the
Speaker 8: family the bad news. We're out of car. My daughter
Speaker 8: tells my wife. My wife goes, you haven't lost it.
Speaker 8: It's not stolen. You just don't know where you parked it.
Speaker 8: And as soon as she said that, I knew she
Speaker 8: was right. She's always right.
Speaker 1: Where had you parked it?
Speaker 3: Different street, in a parallel street.
Speaker 8: Then I had to eat humble pie and then anyway,
Speaker 8: we walked back to the car with my wife. All
Speaker 8: the patrol you say, there's four members there as soon
Speaker 8: as they arrived. My wife says, jeez, they promoted anyone
Speaker 8: in Big Pom.
Speaker 1: Who was it more embarrassing admitting it to your colleagues.
Speaker 3: Or you colleagues everyone?
Speaker 2: Is it true?
Speaker 3: Your colleagues are calling you Chief Wigan.
Speaker 8: They're calling me Chief Wigan. They were calling me Sherlock.
Speaker 8: It's a crazy story.
Speaker 3: Please everyone, I found the camera.
Speaker 4: You know what, I would have actually organized to have
Speaker 4: the castle, and I never would have admitted it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would have paid one of my kids and said
Speaker 1: take the car and park it somewhere else.
Speaker 3: He cheezy. You've got a couple of kids yourself, late teens,
Speaker 3: early twenties. How do they go with dad being a superintendent?
Speaker 8: It's really interesting. So my older one, who's twenty two,
Speaker 8: flirts with the idea of maybe joining the police force.
Speaker 8: It's all his travels out of his system. Yeah, but
Speaker 8: I'm not sure if you'll committed or not. I've got
Speaker 8: one assistant this year twelve that wants to be a
Speaker 8: professional basketballer, and then my daughter's doing year twelve, so
Speaker 8: she hasn't thought much more than you know what's on
Speaker 8: the phone tonight.
Speaker 2: Clearly, you know you find your work very very rewarding,
Speaker 2: and you've been promoted through the ranks, which is fantastic.
Speaker 2: There's industrial action going on all sorts of stuff. It
Speaker 2: is tough work right now. What's to paint a picture
Speaker 2: of modern policing in Victoria?
Speaker 8: Modern policing in Victoria, Like I said, we are so accountable.
Speaker 8: If I look at the sergeants and the senior sargeants
Speaker 8: who are the patrol shift supervisors, they are glued to
Speaker 8: the radio. It's not unusual for there to be dozens
Speaker 8: of jobs all backed up waiting for police to attend to.
Speaker 8: It's sort of the way that the I guess society
Speaker 8: has evolved. They're wanting more and more from police, but
Speaker 8: we don't have the resources. So it's my message to
Speaker 8: my members out in Northwest Metro in Division four is
Speaker 8: all you can do is your best with what you've got.
Speaker 8: You need to prioritize what your tasks are. I understand it.
Speaker 8: Cords is concerned to victims say they've had their car
Speaker 8: broken into or a burglary that the police can't get there.
Speaker 8: But if we're tied up with a family violence matter
Speaker 8: or something more serious, unfortunately, they're the priorities that we
Speaker 8: have and decision you have to make day to day.
Speaker 3: Well, no quick fix.
Speaker 4: Before when I said it feels like the place is
Speaker 4: falling apart, I didn't mean police. I meant Victoria. It
Speaker 4: feels like more than ever, we've got more crime. People
Speaker 4: are feeling less safe. I mean, I know youth crime
Speaker 4: is out of control. This issue with breaking and entering
Speaker 4: and stealing cars, it feels like it's just spiraling and
Speaker 4: getting worse and worse every week. Are we imagining that
Speaker 4: or is Victoria in a worse place than before?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: No, Obviously our crime statistics were released before Christmas by
Speaker 8: the Deputy Commissioner and we're at the highest levels ever
Speaker 8: of crime. Youth crime is definitely a problem. Gang crime
Speaker 8: is a problem. Home invasions are a problem. Of cars
Speaker 8: are a problem. So yes, the police have one aspect
Speaker 8: of enforcement. Everyone's trying, but it's a big he cheezy.
Speaker 3: Can I like the mood? How often do you go
Speaker 3: the gun range?
Speaker 8: We have to qualify every six months. Just the paper targets,
Speaker 8: paper targets and you're going to shoot in the gray.
Speaker 3: I was watching Beverly Hill down to the gun range
Speaker 3: and I thought, I wonder how many our officers are down.
Speaker 8: I see Mel Gibson on unleaf the weapon when he's
Speaker 8: had a smiley face.
Speaker 3: Have you ever tried to do that? I've never say
Speaker 3: anyone do that. I've tried to do. This doesn't work. Hey, look,
Speaker 3: Superintendent Wayne Cheeseman is on the air this this morning.
Speaker 3: We're doing prode the po PO. We're going to open
Speaker 3: the phone lines. You're up for taking questions, beautiful. Thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten is our number. Nothing's off limits. Superintendent
Speaker 3: cheese is in the house and we'll come back to
Speaker 3: take your calls next. We always do different areas the
Speaker 3: Victorian Police. We've got our regular in the house this week.
Speaker 3: Superintendent Wayne Cheeseman, Cheesey Cheesy is here to take your course.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. You've worked
Speaker 3: in a variety of different areas.
Speaker 1: Of the police, almost all of them.
Speaker 3: You ever done the water bouts, the water police.
Speaker 8: I've never done the water police. I've been out on
Speaker 8: the boat, but I've never actually worked for the water police.
Speaker 3: Because I think we're going to be doing the diving
Speaker 3: squad coming up soon, they've asked us if we want
Speaker 3: to put on the wetsuit and go for a swiam.
Speaker 1: Oh no, thanks, that's not for me.
Speaker 4: There's just more concerned the whole ones, horses, the mountains,
Speaker 4: the mountain police. You can do the deep dir.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the phones. Always say you
Speaker 3: are on the line with Superintendent Cheesey. What's your question?
Speaker 1: Hi morning guys.
Speaker 5: Good to hear back.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I just want to know why don't police
Speaker 3: officers give you your blood alcohol levels after RBT. Ah,
Speaker 3: we just say you're over or under.
Speaker 8: So the preliminary one, which is the first one you get,
Speaker 8: is only an indication. So we rely on the blood
Speaker 8: test one as the one for evidence for court.
Speaker 1: So just say overall under.
Speaker 8: It just says over under, So it just gives us
Speaker 8: a power then to demand the blood test, which is
Speaker 8: what we use for evidentary purposes.
Speaker 3: But on your screen it's just over a runner.
Speaker 8: No, it'll say the wedding on the screen, but we
Speaker 8: don't take that as an a the most accurate for evidence.
Speaker 8: So we just say you are now required to undergo
Speaker 8: up blood.
Speaker 2: So that's why on RBT, if you're over, they drag
Speaker 2: you to for a secondary test.
Speaker 3: When your roadside and you get someone to do a
Speaker 3: breath test for ships and giggles. Have you ever gone
Speaker 3: like on the show? I haven't known.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Any other intelligent questions You've got
Speaker 1: police when.
Speaker 3: It comes to policing, Toying with people isn't really high.
Speaker 1: Especially nervous, look cheesy.
Speaker 4: There's a reason that Jase would never make it into
Speaker 4: the And that's just one of many.
Speaker 3: There was a very funny video I saw on the
Speaker 3: gram the other day and it was someone driving a
Speaker 3: left handed car. Did you see and so the guy
Speaker 3: sitting in the passenger seat on the rights actually had
Speaker 3: a few drinks. They pulled up at the RBT. The
Speaker 3: cops laying down hasn't noticed that the steering girls on
Speaker 3: the other side. So his breath of the passenger and gone, mate,
Speaker 3: you are way over and they all burst out laughing, like.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Amanda and Barrick, Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: Have you got a question for the Victoria police.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 3: I want to know what happens all the drugs that
Speaker 3: they see in the rape, those big raps that they
Speaker 3: do drugs.
Speaker 8: So we have a forensic science center out at McLeod
Speaker 8: and there's destruction of all drugs gets taken or all
Speaker 8: the drugs get taken in, they get destroyed by qualified
Speaker 8: scientists in the process, sometimes before court, sometimes after court.
Speaker 8: Sometimes we keep samples. So we have scientists that do
Speaker 8: all the destruction of all the drugs that we see.
Speaker 8: How do they destroy them that I probably don't know.
Speaker 8: I've seen cannabis burnt and you see all the police
Speaker 8: standing around the bonfire and the powders a chemical process.
Speaker 2: All right, get the vans off the speaking of drugs,
Speaker 2: and just to straighten up a little bit, is I mean,
Speaker 2: where where do we sit with drugs at the moment
Speaker 2: in the community? Is I mean recreationally and you know
Speaker 2: you're out in the night out and you do see
Speaker 2: a lot of people heartaking.
Speaker 8: So the truth is drugs are everywhere. They're in society
Speaker 8: throughout society, from your street heroin users to your high
Speaker 8: end cocaine users. My message to those who do decide
Speaker 8: to use is just be very careful because you probably
Speaker 8: buy a powder or a pill you don't actually know
Speaker 8: what's in them, so it can cause them very serious
Speaker 8: health implications, including death, which I've seen a number of
Speaker 8: times by regular users who think they are using something
Speaker 8: they've used before, which turned out not to be, so
Speaker 8: just be very careful if you choose that path.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's scary.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Brian in Hastings. Brian, you are on
Speaker 3: the air with Superintendent Cheesy. Watch a question. I have
Speaker 3: a question. Have you ever been out in your uniform?
Speaker 5: Have I ever been asked out on a day?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: True, a man in uniform is very.
Speaker 3: Handsome, any uniform or just the police.
Speaker 8: I have been asked out. But I guess as a
Speaker 8: young single man back in the day, everybody wanted to
Speaker 8: work New Year's Eve because lots of drunk girls wanted
Speaker 8: to kiss a policeman at twelve o'clock. So that was
Speaker 8: probably one of the perks.
Speaker 3: Have time in a paddy wagon?
Speaker 1: Was it you someone to lunch?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: I wasn't dropped home, it was actually to the venue.
Speaker 1: I wasn't arrested.
Speaker 4: I got a few parking mines and they I got
Speaker 4: my tires clamped, and that a car had parked. So
Speaker 4: this is where when I was at university and a
Speaker 4: car had parked so close to my car. When I
Speaker 4: had paid the fines, they came to the clamp off
Speaker 4: they couldn't get it off, And now I was like well,
Speaker 4: I'm going to lunch with my girlfriends.
Speaker 1: They said, well, I'll drop you. I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: In the actual paddywagon, I was in.
Speaker 1: The backset, they wouldn't put the sirens on. I was
Speaker 1: very disappointed.
Speaker 3: No, fine, I just final question. I know, you know,
Speaker 3: back in the nineties and stuff, it was police discretion,
Speaker 3: you know, if you pulled someone over, whether you let
Speaker 3: them off or not. Now I see all the cops
Speaker 3: wearing the body cameras. There's a power taken out of
Speaker 3: the police to make the decision whether to do a
Speaker 3: warning or refine.
Speaker 8: No, we still have the discretion.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 8: The body worn cameras is there for their safety, for
Speaker 8: their safety and our safety, and just to show a
Speaker 8: true account.
Speaker 3: Of the interact evidence evidence in court.
Speaker 8: But I sometimes think that a warning can be just
Speaker 8: as powerful as a ticket, you know.
Speaker 3: Just I hope I'll get you next time them. Hey,
Speaker 3: Superintendent Wayne Cheeseman, cheesy on the air, that's doing probe
Speaker 3: the paper. Hey, thanks for coming in, mate.
Speaker 8: No, my pleasure.
Speaker 4: Really nice to meet to a sorry please, starts are
Speaker 4: working so hard, so thank you for everything you do.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: One question question five thousand dollars yes, yes, cheese Lawrence,
Speaker 3: five thousand dollar question. Let's got to drain Ebony joining
Speaker 3: us on the air. Good morning, Good morning. How are
Speaker 3: we doing? Kids back at school yet?
Speaker 7: No, I'm not a I'm not a mom, So I've
Speaker 7: just gone back to work.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, back into it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you just did whatever you wanted
Speaker 3: to do over the holiday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what us. That's naked.
Speaker 2: I living.
Speaker 3: All the money you spend on yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't share.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me and my partner.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Ebony. Well, let's try and win you
Speaker 1: some more, shall we?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Beautiful? That sounds crazy.
Speaker 4: Alright, Ebony. We've got three questions lined up for you today.
Speaker 4: There is an easy question for fifty dollars, a medium
Speaker 4: question for five hundred, or a hard question for five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars. Where's your head at post holidays?
Speaker 7: I'm thinking the five hundred dollars question.
Speaker 3: Let's five hundred dollars? All right? How this will work
Speaker 3: as you will hear the question, then you will hear
Speaker 3: a three to two one you need to answer in
Speaker 3: that time. Okay, for five dollars, here comes your question.
Speaker 2: Which country hosted the two thousand and eight Summer Olympics.
Speaker 3: Three two one baby, Sorry she said Beijing. That's a city.
Speaker 5: It's a city.
Speaker 3: I think it's a country.
Speaker 5: Agree, No, hang on, hang on, hang on?
Speaker 4: Who hosted the two thousand Olympics? This is not I
Speaker 4: know you would say Sydney.
Speaker 3: No no, But if you said which country hosted the
Speaker 3: teeth that don't make me the bag. No, don't make me.
Speaker 1: The Beijing is in China. It was China. I'm giving
Speaker 1: it to it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? That's? Because it's our first week back.
Speaker 4: Feeling general, a little bit charitable, generous, but technically you've
Speaker 4: watched suits.
Speaker 3: People will reference past cases to get the money.
Speaker 1: I know, you know what what city? What country is
Speaker 1: Beijing in China? You know what everyone says, Sydney Olympics.
Speaker 1: That's a trick question.
Speaker 3: Hey em, And a farm of the bucks coming your way. Congrats,
Speaker 3: thank you so much, No dramas.
Speaker 4: It was Sydney two thousand, athenso for two thousand and eighty.
Speaker 4: Rio Rio was twenty twelve, twenty sixteen, was.
Speaker 1: Twenty sixteen. Stick with me, kids, she.
Speaker 3: Was going she was on fire too, wasn't she?
Speaker 5: Twenty sixteen?
Speaker 1: After Rio, Come on.
Speaker 3: Roll Rio, Rio, was actually twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Oh no, then one was stopped because.
Speaker 2: Of the Yeah, it was Tokyo in twenty twenty one
Speaker 2: by twenty so where was twenty twelve?
Speaker 3: Now did you get London in there?
Speaker 1: London twenty twelve?
Speaker 3: Where am I now?
Speaker 1: And then twenty twenty?
Speaker 4: I think London was twenty twenty because it was twenty
Speaker 4: twenty one Tokyo.
Speaker 1: And what year are we in now?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We had one last year in Paris, So there you go.
Speaker 3: Do you know where the winters are next to you? They?
Speaker 1: I do know, I do know.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Milan? Like, that's what I want
Speaker 3: to go to?
Speaker 1: Not a country though, that's the city. Italy is the country.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Ebony.
Speaker 4: That's how easy it is to win money on our
Speaker 4: so everyone.
Speaker 3: Bend the rules. Coming up next, we are leaving the
Speaker 3: studio and we are taking the show on the road.
Speaker 3: My little three year old Archie starts kinder today, so
Speaker 3: his dad, Auntie Lauren, and Uncle Clint dropping him off
Speaker 3: for his first day. We're hitting the streets.
Speaker 2: And taking knife.
Speaker 1: I backed lunch for him. I've got it.
Speaker 3: It's coming up next on over. Oh well, this is
Speaker 3: the first good morning. Compan It is Jason and Lauren
Speaker 3: Clint as well, I got my bo.
Speaker 1: Okay that is a good wipe it on, Uncle Clint
Speaker 1: Lauren alright, if.
Speaker 3: You're just joining us, good morning. We are live from
Speaker 3: my family car. It is back to school week. He
Speaker 3: ate the family cars. It's all the car seats.
Speaker 1: Clint wedged in the back.
Speaker 3: So here's the go my my three year old little son, Archie.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Archie. Where are you going today?
Speaker 1: You excited? Yeah? So what have you got on your
Speaker 1: lap there? Archie? He's lunch.
Speaker 3: Archie? Do you need to do a wi?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: But I do? I need to?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 8: You need to do?
Speaker 6: We?
Speaker 7: We?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Ok?
Speaker 1: How's the toilet training going, Archie? Question?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: So we have decided to take the show on the
Speaker 3: road this morning, and we are all crammed in my
Speaker 3: family car. Hey, school zones did affect everyone? Just reminding you,
Speaker 3: Oh yes, and we are on the way for Archie's
Speaker 3: first day of kinder He is in the car seat
Speaker 3: in the back. Auntie. Lauren's on one side, called Clint's
Speaker 3: on the other.
Speaker 1: We wedged in the back. He's got He just asked
Speaker 1: Lint for a song request. What song do you want
Speaker 1: to Archie, what song.
Speaker 3: Do you like? Who sings Arpatar? Rose and Archie? No
Speaker 3: one's heard of Rose, Come out of Nowhere, Archie. So
Speaker 3: Clint's playing Arpatar on his phone for Archie. If you
Speaker 3: missed it earlier, Auntie Lauren prepared his lunchbox last night.
Speaker 3: Take a listen to this jay. We've got suck yep,
Speaker 3: that's got solid yep. We've got a squeeze.
Speaker 2: Pack pines apple, blueberry and strawberry. Is this your leftovers
Speaker 2: last night?
Speaker 1: In the little zip block bag?
Speaker 2: You you from the tire show in a little sad
Speaker 2: zip block bag. There might be nuts in that, because
Speaker 2: you know how they sprinkle and it's got nuts like
Speaker 2: that a few kids. No, that's funny, I'm serious.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that was early ager.
Speaker 1: Okay, just quickly, Actually, do you like thy food?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you like pad cu Yeah? He's led.
Speaker 2: Do you want to open the lunch box and show
Speaker 2: this is your lunch ar Look what Auntie Lawrence got?
Speaker 3: What look at? Does that look nice?
Speaker 4: Do you like that?
Speaker 3: What do you like this? What's this one?
Speaker 1: That's that's noodles?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want some popcorn? Okay?
Speaker 2: What about?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if you had teeth or not. So
Speaker 1: this one's for eight plus months. How old are you?
Speaker 1: M Well, that's good because you're over eight months. So
Speaker 1: that's that will work.
Speaker 3: Yea, cops, remember guys, school zones. In effect, we've just
Speaker 3: driven through. Yeah, they've got the radar around. I won't
Speaker 3: say the location, but south road.
Speaker 1: We're so wedged in the back of this.
Speaker 3: I actually really need to go to the toilet.
Speaker 8: Clean.
Speaker 3: You could use the toilets at the KINDI. The only
Speaker 3: problem is no, I don't have my working with children check. No,
Speaker 3: that isn't the drama. It's you know at the airport
Speaker 3: when you go to the bathrooms and there's always one
Speaker 3: urinal that's a lot lower. Oh yeah, the small one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they've only got small toilet seats.
Speaker 4: We are we're going to king Do you want to drink?
Speaker 4: Actually wants to drink? How do you even open these?
Speaker 1: Fancy?
Speaker 3: It's a little paper here? Clean?
Speaker 1: What's in that? Mimosas not?
Speaker 3: We got lift in there.
Speaker 1: Hard solo. It's not a hard solo, so clint.
Speaker 3: The toilets are quite load to the ground. The other
Speaker 3: thing is there's no privacy at Kinder. It's you because
Speaker 3: next to each other, it's very reminiscent of jail.
Speaker 1: How many times have you been to jail?
Speaker 3: Do they have a trough?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So look ru only a couple of streets away. A
Speaker 3: shout out to all the kids out there that are
Speaker 3: going to school for the first day today. We are
Speaker 3: on the way to drop my three year old Archie.
Speaker 3: Where are we going, arch ken?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're Artie, Lauren and okay, sing it, sing it arch.
Speaker 3: Hang on. It's just got twenty two past according to
Speaker 3: the class. This is nover, good morning, this is okay.
Speaker 3: We are live from my family car this morning because
Speaker 3: it is first day back to school for a lot
Speaker 3: of kids around Melbourne. Yes, and it's my three year
Speaker 3: old Archie's first day of Where we're going, I'm okay,
Speaker 3: do you have lots of nice teachers? Hey? I would
Speaker 3: get him to lay.
Speaker 1: Off the water and he's drunk the whole bottle.
Speaker 3: Going to watch out for the cyclist. Also, we don't
Speaker 3: want him to press himself in the car.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So we're on the way to kindo change no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no change, Just say the roads are hectic at this
Speaker 4: time at school drop off.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, it's meant happening.
Speaker 1: I know this is like we're mean, This is like
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, Chad.
Speaker 3: So just heads up. How kinder works, Clinton is the
Speaker 3: kids have to be toilet trained. In fact, sometimes if
Speaker 3: you do an accident you pull yourself, that will ring
Speaker 3: the parents. So you need to come to My question
Speaker 3: to you is when did you start toilet training? Archie?
Speaker 3: About a week ago? Archie?
Speaker 1: Do you need to go to the toilet? Okay?
Speaker 3: How to go to the toy toy?
Speaker 1: The toy toy's disgusting. How old are you?
Speaker 3: Okay, toy guys, we're one straight away.
Speaker 1: You know where you're going.
Speaker 3: I'm nervous, Archie. We're almost there. Okay, are you excited?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you want Uncle Clint and Auntie Lauren to take
Speaker 1: you to school every day?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's been the best bit?
Speaker 2: Fair?
Speaker 3: Dad, Auntie Lauren good Man. Okay, here we go. Okay,
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 5: Pulling into run, so hi everyone.
Speaker 3: Guys, keep it down. Let's not cause a scene. Dropping
Speaker 3: goes it's a dropping goes.
Speaker 4: Park.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, someone's trying to do now that he's
Speaker 1: not here.
Speaker 4: Someone's trying to do a three point turn in the
Speaker 4: middle of a very small street.
Speaker 3: You can't do. An expensive car you can do.
Speaker 1: Don't don't click.
Speaker 3: Think this is it's a nice area.
Speaker 1: There's photo shoots happening out the front for first day
Speaker 1: of school? Do you want to get a photo altogether
Speaker 1: before you go to kinder?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a few tears as well. I think I'm
Speaker 3: just doing a parallel parker someone's drive. Now, it's fine,
Speaker 3: it's fine.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, hang on, I've got the drink bottle back in.
Speaker 3: Okay, mummies crying?
Speaker 1: Do you do you want my tie left over for lunch?
Speaker 3: There was childlocks. I couldn't get out.
Speaker 1: He definitely said yes, he wants the pad time. I
Speaker 1: can't get my seat. Bet out.
Speaker 3: Okay, there he goes. You jump out. Come on, he's
Speaker 3: going to be there's a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: That's where after drop off?
Speaker 3: All right, archie, I'll get you out. Okay, let's unclip him.
Speaker 3: And this is exciting, isn't it? Are you excited?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, he's excited. Okay, where's the backpack, I'll carry you back.
Speaker 3: Don't forget the lunch box. You got the lunch he
Speaker 3: wants to put on.
Speaker 1: Put the I'm just excited. About a prop But okay, Archie,
Speaker 1: if you want to take all the attention, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Now hang on, I want to say goodbye. Can here?
Speaker 3: Can we drag it out little bit? It's radio. I'm
Speaker 3: very proud of you.
Speaker 1: Oh he's proud of you too. He doesn't know what
Speaker 1: he's saying. He doesn't mean that. Oh look, the big
Speaker 1: brothers have turned up a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Hudson, I love you so much. Okay, we could do.
Speaker 1: Can I have a big hug to Archie?
Speaker 3: Said by Archie?
Speaker 4: Can I a hug?
Speaker 3: Auntie? Lauren have a cuddle? Oh my god, he's backpacks proud?
Speaker 3: Should we do a high five? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go now?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: His backpacks. He's going to fall over his backpack so big.
Speaker 3: I know my wife's taking over. Now Louis is going
Speaker 3: to do you.
Speaker 1: Want me to walk you in?
Speaker 3: Archie? He said, noe. All right now, Clinton, you need
Speaker 3: to get back in the car because you can't be
Speaker 3: I'm waiting to meet the teacher. Good morning to all
Speaker 3: the kids of Melbourne, good Lack that are heading off
Speaker 3: on their first day, and no doubt there'll be many tears,
Speaker 3: but enjoy your first day.
Speaker 1: Of school everyone, Yes, good luck kids, have a great day.
Speaker 3: He didn't take the wine, did he? Right across Melbourne?
Speaker 3: This is number one hundred. You're on the air with Jason,
Speaker 3: Lauren Clint here as well and good friend of ours.
Speaker 3: You can catch her in the afternoons with Tim and Joel.
Speaker 3: About to pop up on our Telly as well in
Speaker 3: a new season of Australian I Or premiere seven o'clock
Speaker 3: Sunday on Channel seven and seven plus. Ricky Le good.
Speaker 1: Morning, Hello you fresh from a New York City. How
Speaker 1: was your holiday?
Speaker 8: Look?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Being back to real life is the worst.
Speaker 6: I feel like we all just want to live in
Speaker 6: holiday life and holiday for the rest of time.
Speaker 1: Did you have a white Christmas over there? We did.
Speaker 6: I think it snowed on Christmas Eve and it was
Speaker 6: the first time in fifteen years it was a white Christmas.
Speaker 6: And we were staying right on Central Park, so it
Speaker 6: was just like we opened the blinds in the morning
Speaker 6: and there was just like all this snow.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, amazing, it looked so good.
Speaker 3: Didn't bump into each other.
Speaker 4: I got there after all of that. I got there
Speaker 4: just in time for New Years. I was on there
Speaker 4: for a couple of nights.
Speaker 1: Were still there there. We had a quiet ish New
Speaker 1: Years and we flew to Aspen.
Speaker 3: On New Yesday.
Speaker 1: Bogie, did you see in Aspen? You know all the celebs,
Speaker 1: the biggest celebs in the world got to Aspen this time. Well,
Speaker 1: I missed.
Speaker 6: I missed my husband, to be like, if I get divorced,
Speaker 6: I'm going to marry Kevin Costner.
Speaker 1: He's like my one and only.
Speaker 3: Waiting long for that pay It's going to be a
Speaker 3: short marriage.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we just missed him. J Low was there
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 6: The Beavers were there, like so many people were there,
Speaker 6: and one person I ran into all these like a
Speaker 6: list Hollywood celebrities. One person I ran to was Chrissy
Speaker 6: marsh from the Real Housewives of Sydney.
Speaker 1: Because I saw her in LA as well. She went
Speaker 1: to l a after.
Speaker 4: She was sitting on a table and I was like,
Speaker 4: I know her from somewhere till later b f f, Oh,
Speaker 4: you know who I bumped into on New Yuesday in
Speaker 4: New York in a bar.
Speaker 1: She was on her own and we had tequila shots together.
Speaker 5: Chrissy Brianna Prize, I know.
Speaker 1: With Rihanna on her own oh my god, I know
Speaker 1: how bizarre. On Uesday, and then a sap Rocky rolled
Speaker 1: in after and.
Speaker 3: You're missing the best bit. He's the best bit, Ricky.
Speaker 3: They shared a drink together and then Lauren said, hey,
Speaker 3: should I get us a bottle? And she replied no, thanks,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: From there the okay, bye, thanks, good to meet you.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you guys are laughing about, because
Speaker 4: we are clearly best friends now.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I would have wanted to light myself on fire.
Speaker 6: Those kinds of moments always happened, and I just I
Speaker 6: want to die every time in the moment.
Speaker 4: It's always in New York. New York's just a weird place.
Speaker 4: Everyone's kind of just equal over there. You can bump
Speaker 4: into anyone at any time.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Yeah, I didn't different circles.
Speaker 1: Did you run the other one doesn't run? We had
Speaker 1: a brisk water left. I ran in New York.
Speaker 6: I ran up Central Park all the way from the
Speaker 6: bottom to the top of Central that but only to
Speaker 6: get pizza.
Speaker 4: She's I actually saw that video where you were running,
Speaker 4: and I was like, look at her going. I was like,
Speaker 4: I was in holiday mode too, just being a blob,
Speaker 4: and I was like, Oh, that's my kind of girl.
Speaker 1: She ran in the two is literally just eating this
Speaker 1: New York slice. Was it just so much sweeter?
Speaker 6: Oh it's yeah, it was just so I don't know
Speaker 6: if it was like that was my favorite pizza of
Speaker 6: the whole trip, but I think it was only because
Speaker 6: I had to run together.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I didn't run the whole Wayle's let's.
Speaker 6: Be real, because I got puffed and my lungs felt
Speaker 6: like they were like about to explode. But it was
Speaker 6: the greatest pizza, like the Crunch when I had it
Speaker 6: and I can still taste it, and like the crispy Pepperoni,
Speaker 6: Oh my god, she's one of us, and like chicken.
Speaker 3: I never did the New York dog Street vendor when
Speaker 3: I was over there.
Speaker 1: There's one that's really I think it's called Nathan.
Speaker 3: Nathan.
Speaker 1: It's Nathan. It's really good.
Speaker 3: Did do anything other than no, I drank.
Speaker 6: I was the moment I left home until the moment
Speaker 6: we arrived. So other than that, yeah, it was just eating.
Speaker 4: Really your life so much, I feel like you lie
Speaker 4: in bed and drink champagne and just live like a queen.
Speaker 6: Well, Christmas Day Beyonce did her Beyonce Bowl at she
Speaker 6: performed at the at the football at the NFL and
Speaker 6: so the whole of Christmas Day was based around Beyonce.
Speaker 6: So we were in bed in our robes, drinking champagne
Speaker 6: watching Beyonce as the snow was falling outside with like
Speaker 6: room servers like casadas and burgers everywhere.
Speaker 1: It was amazing how good this is live and Jakes
Speaker 1: like you chose to go and have three kids? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's on you. You could be doing it.
Speaker 3: But she's got two jobs, many jobs. Yeah, well you're
Speaker 3: back into it and you're back on the Telly Australian
Speaker 3: Idol premieeres brand new season.
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Youngest singers coming through? So sit there and get a
Speaker 3: brand new season of there's still amazing singers out the
Speaker 3: new people? Yeah we have we have.
Speaker 6: There are three sixteen year olds I think that have
Speaker 6: made it through quite like we're aware up to like
Speaker 6: the where that we've done the Top thirty, so the
Speaker 6: next the next thing we do is Top twenty one.
Speaker 6: I think we've got two or three sixteen year olds. Wow,
Speaker 6: who weren't even born when I.
Speaker 3: Was on the show. Oh my old.
Speaker 6: So when you think about it, like, there there are
Speaker 6: kids that you were kids when when back in the day,
Speaker 6: when when we were when the original seasons were on,
Speaker 6: and they now are at the back end of being
Speaker 6: able to audition. And then there's kids that weren't even alive.
Speaker 6: So it's it's quite amazing, I know.
Speaker 4: And then do you have the kids that say, oh
Speaker 4: my mom loves you, and you're like, oh god, I
Speaker 4: don't know who you are.
Speaker 1: But I was looking at my gray hairs and I
Speaker 1: was doing my makeup this morning. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's happening. I'm gonna have to start getting
Speaker 1: my grays covered.
Speaker 4: Trigger you middle aged windsing session between all of us,
Speaker 4: anyone else's knees hurt.
Speaker 1: And they pop and crack up the stairs and I'm like,
Speaker 1: was that my knee, my ankle or my hip?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So late.
Speaker 4: You watching news The other night when I was in
Speaker 4: bed watching maps, I was like, this is too late,
Speaker 4: and Pour goes it's eight thirty seven, and I was like,
Speaker 4: it's too late.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's way too I mean, you guys get up
Speaker 1: so early. What time do you get up? About one
Speaker 1: minute before this show starts?
Speaker 3: You laugh and you laugh.
Speaker 4: My mom goes off at four thirty and I pushed
Speaker 4: snooze about sixteen times. I'm a snooze You don't ever
Speaker 4: think about just making the alarm a bit late.
Speaker 1: I know your still sound like my fiance.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Interested in that. It makes me feel like I get
Speaker 1: to sleep in if I keep it in snooze.
Speaker 3: If you're up for living and a late night bender, well,
Speaker 3: seven pm on Sunday, Australian Idol premieres a new.
Speaker 4: Season on seven I'd be having champagne in bed watching
Speaker 4: it at in my robe like Ricky Lee.
Speaker 3: I'll be two and a half hours in a nightly sleep. Ricky,
Speaker 3: we love you, though I love it.
Speaker 5: It's good to see you.
Speaker 3: This is number one hundred. You are on the air
Speaker 3: with Jason Lauren clint here as well. We are doing
Speaker 3: it thanks to our mates at Shell Already.
Speaker 1: Express Jason Lauren's dead ruler.
Speaker 3: We got a truckload of money to go, and let's
Speaker 3: be honest, everyone's in the truckload of debt.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know, it's that time of year. We've had Christmas,
Speaker 1: we've had holidays.
Speaker 4: The bills are just piling up and we want to
Speaker 4: help you pay the Melbourne with debt Roulette.
Speaker 1: We're going to pay your bills, all right, here's the guy.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is registered by the over
Speaker 3: player app. Otherwise you can give us a ring with
Speaker 3: a couple of your bills. Like teakan has good morning morning.
Speaker 3: That's the sound of something. It sounds like they have
Speaker 3: had a fun and expensive So you know why because
Speaker 3: tapp and go is so easy, isn't it. I know.
Speaker 3: Do you ever do that thing though where you go
Speaker 3: to tap it and then it comes up there you
Speaker 3: have put the password in because of password? Yeah, like
Speaker 3: I've got pip. I've been too keen to tap that.
Speaker 3: It hasn't just my embarrassing, very embarrassing, very embarrassing.
Speaker 4: We tried tap tapping and going in another country at
Speaker 4: the moment and then you think, oh, that's fourteen dollars
Speaker 4: and then it's actually thirty bucks.
Speaker 3: No, it takes what's the worst of your bills?
Speaker 6: So I have.
Speaker 1: Registered my very final payment of my credit card. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've been in the credit card traps for years.
Speaker 1: It happened, and I've worked so hard to pay them
Speaker 1: all down.
Speaker 3: And I went to close it yesterday and they said,
Speaker 3: I still owe five hundred and forty two dollars and
Speaker 3: twenty three cents.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we've got this stated.
Speaker 2: So this is it.
Speaker 3: This is the final bill to get you debt free
Speaker 3: with credit card five hundred and forty two bucks.
Speaker 1: Let's see your card, Jase, it is approved. Done, your
Speaker 1: debt free?
Speaker 3: Well not dead card, not debt free, credit card debt,
Speaker 3: credit card debt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, so I can then get in debt with a mortgage.
Speaker 1: So get your credit card down and buy. I want
Speaker 1: to run another competition next year for mortgage.
Speaker 3: Here's where things get interesting, Tagan. You can walk away
Speaker 3: with the five hundred and forty two dollars credit bill sorted, or.
Speaker 1: You've got two other bills there.
Speaker 4: You've got your rent three hundred dollars or your phone
Speaker 4: bill which is two twenty. Do you want to tap
Speaker 4: the card on one of those bills and see if
Speaker 4: it's accepted. The trick is if it's declined, you lose both.
Speaker 7: Go on, go on, go on camping.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be greedy, and I'm so grateful,
Speaker 3: so I will not risk it, Tagan, taken. Yeah, trust me,
Speaker 3: give it.
Speaker 1: A bash, really do you know how much money we've
Speaker 1: got the bank account today, Jesse.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that. I'm just saying if I was you,
Speaker 3: but if.
Speaker 1: It's declined, will you pay off at last bit of
Speaker 1: the credit card?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, and I will sleep fine, Haye, Tagan, Yes,
Speaker 3: play roulette, play roulette? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, convinced me to do this?
Speaker 3: What about the two hundred and twenty dollars fine bill?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll die.
Speaker 5: Because I would.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was gonna throw.
Speaker 3: Up there I taken, ye taken.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's seven hundred and sixty two dollars
Speaker 4: worth of bills have just paid.
Speaker 3: But she's got a three hundred dollars rent bill.
Speaker 1: Go don't. I wouldn't go again.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 1: Stop it. You lose your game. It's taken.
Speaker 3: You lose. Lauren will pay it all.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, don't do it.
Speaker 3: Take it.
Speaker 1: Look, I think I will. I'm lucky enough to have
Speaker 1: gotten this fast. I think she's working away. Well, I'm Tagan.
Speaker 3: There you go, you're finally credit card bill fi than
Speaker 3: forty two bucks sorted, phone bill two hundred and twenty done.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know if the rent would have
Speaker 3: been approved? And that's I mean, I kind of do
Speaker 3: what to know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah denied Jason, you dog you told her to
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 3: No I didn't, Yeah you did.
Speaker 1: See that's why you should never trust Jason. But well done, Tagan.
Speaker 3: No worries, hit up the and never play otherwise. Tomorrow morning,
Speaker 3: be listening for your chance to play get to Roulette.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, we have no idea, so I don't
Speaker 1: trust us, don't trust any of us. Hey, it's been
Speaker 1: a massive day today.
Speaker 3: Huge day. Thank you very much for joining us.
Speaker 1: Well done to all the parents who have just dropped
Speaker 1: the kids off.
Speaker 3: A few tears in the camera right now trying on
Speaker 3: the way home.
Speaker 4: You've been so emotional, trying with absolute joy and excitement for.
Speaker 3: Some What am I going to spend these six hours myself? Hey,
Speaker 3: thanks for joining us. We are out of here. Untre
Speaker 3: Sener is in next. We will see you tomorrow. Everybody,
Speaker 3: Bye you.
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