WEBVTT - Cooper Risks His Hair AGAINST Nicho Hynes 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:01.280 Five six seven eight. 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:02.440 Do you normal voice? 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:06.160 Five six seven eight? Was it different? 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:08.600 I didn't realize how weak your voice was. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:12.560 Sheer exhaustion, Dick, what. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.239 I'll tell what? Have We had a great day? By 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.439 the way, Yeah, we just had a Lebanese barbecue. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:19.240 We did. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:20.759 Yeah, that was weird. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:22.959 Builders. It was weird. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:26.640 Paul and it was awesome Anthony and Ellie and all 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:27.200 the boys. 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.800 It was awesome. We get like the leftos we're going 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.000 to cook for the next three weeks. Is it the 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:38.280 first time that you've eaten a raw, humid. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.839 Organ that wasn't do you mean the liver thing that 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:42.320 wasn't human? It was lamb? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:43.080 Yeah? 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:49.160 Yeah, I don't think you didn't even need anything, right, 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.720 don't tough? You didn't the guy tried to give you something. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.680 You said, no, I don't no point. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.160 Did I actually try to pretend. 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:57.480 That you're ever going to have an eat? 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:58.240 No way in the. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:01.600 World you Did you really think when he said I've 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.840 got like raw liver here, did you actually are you 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.640 putting it on? Or did you actually think that? 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:07.520 Are you an imbecile? 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:09.880 Next question? 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.000 It was it was good food, though, so good. The 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:15.880 thing that worried me was like how they were able 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.560 to cook up such a feast whilst also trying to 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:18.160 build a house. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:24.920 Did you Paul and Ellie don't work on the job here. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:29.600 They came well, pulled one of the owners, so he. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.160 Just came to cook. I was just worried when I 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.880 saw the spread that they had, and how when when 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.800 we came over for lunch, this Lebanese lunch that invited 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.640 us to, that they no one was working. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.800 I noticed what happened most days. The only difference is 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.920 we've been invited to this one. I'll go real concerns, I. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.000 Shut it up. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:54.040 Honestly, we have actually been so blessed with our builders. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.600 Give Jack a little cut point there. It was just 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.720 that was talking really far away from It's. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.480 Okay, you know what I like to I wouldn't even 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:10.120 mind giving him giving him some headphones today to maybe even. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:15.720 I usually like to so, but you don't because you 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.360 and Michael often drop out and you don't know. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.200 You actually don't know everything. Matt. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:19.840 This is. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.000 Like, just listen, he's so stubborn. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.200 Now what it is true oppositional. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.840 Look, we were gonna we were say a few words, 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:33.360 but now go on, because it looks this was going 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:34.880 to be a cut point in the podcast, but now 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:35.600 I think we leave it. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:40.280 Usually I've got a microphone on my shirt so I 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.359 can but this is, this is, and I talk about 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:44.960 this honestly, I. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:45.480 Talk about this. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:47.720 Where have you been this afternoon? 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:48.960 What are you talking about? 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.280 I can tell by your eye. 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.600 I know I was about to say the same thing. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.480 That's why I was going to stop the party, because 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.560 I can tell he's done something. The Southernoon sweart a 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:01.440 couple of beers around the golf clubs. Did you you 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.720 know what? I knew that when he's at the Lebanese 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.200 barbecue and I shrewend cracker beer, I thought this is 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.000 going to be a rough party of this Afghanist. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:09.000 I heard him. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.800 Actually say to the boys, a leave early duck off. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.120 Don't Altrician sees it the golf clutor. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.680 You know what? That would make me happy? 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.200 If what dad drank? 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.360 No, if he he did that with the boys. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:23.480 No, But he didn't. He does it on his own, 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:26.480 which he is such a winner. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.959 I think drinking is a soport. 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.280 I don't think it is. I think it's the furthest 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:33.400 thing possible from solos. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.080 I think once it becomes a solo sport. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:39.000 You really need to look into yourself, Matthew and look 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:39.680 at what's going on. 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.080 Pause one second, Leven, look inside yourself. All I said 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.720 was awesomeness. 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.400 Some organs not happy. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.560 Outside of the Leven's barbecue. Anyone got some stuff from 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:53.839 their week that we want to address, Patty. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:55.480 Why are you looking at me? 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.960 Because Dad's clearly prepared nothing. Look, I don't know. You 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.800 guys have seen me this week, been struggling pretty bad 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.400 with a pretty bad neck and back issue. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.400 Yeah. Well, I've bought this thing off Instagram. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:06.760 What is it? 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.680 And it's on charge now. It's a I don't know. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.400 It's some sort of nick neck pillow thing that massages 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.720 and apparently puts your neck in the right. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:16.000 Because we move forward, we move back. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.159 Our neck is meant to be neutral, and very few 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.600 of us actually do it, and I definitely don't. So 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.880 I've been waiting like weeks for it to come and 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.040 it finally arrived today, So I can't wait to get in. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:26.520 Is it for? 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.280 Is it built? Is it like a neck pillow? 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.719 It's a neck pillow, but you can just lay on 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.160 it to even just rectify your neck, just to put 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.320 it in an appropriate position, and it heats up, it 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.120 massages it, and it just puts you in the right. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.600 Is it good? Is it good for aeroplanes? 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:44.360 No? 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:45.760 No, because you've gotta lay flat on it. 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.520 Oh you got to be flat. You can't sit up 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:48.880 right on it. So it's not like you're can attach 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:49.640 it around. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.479 No, no, no, no, no, it's no, it's not for 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:52.080 an aeroplane. 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.440 I learned about neck pillows on aeroplanes. Are they They're 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.560 supposed to be for the front of your neck, So 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.080 you know how people put them around the back? 0:04:59.240 --> 0:04:59.400 Yeah? 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.160 Someone else has told me that I put it at. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.040 The front and you're supposed to rest forward on it. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.280 That is because that would make your neck changer? 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.640 Yeah, I know, but how did how would be not 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:10.680 educated more with that. 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.600 Sort of stuff. It's it's criminal. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.120 I don't know. We turned into like a like I 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:19.320 feel like saying the information we discussed in this podcast 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.000 is for entertainment and general discussions only. We are not 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.440 doctors or medical professionals. Please don't treat anything we say 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:25.920 is medical. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:30.280 We were professional left of center wellness. I'll say this, 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.839 A lot of people who got bad necks and backs. 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:34.839 You can are hard workers. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.839 You can fix it pushing in at the front top. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.080 Of the chest, not always look. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.760 Can you know what you just triggered a great story 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.520 of mine. We went, you know, when you go get builded. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.080 We got billeted in newcast in New Zealand when I 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.720 was a kid and six years you know my Polish 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:56.279 Polish kiwy friend, young Kaliki, I grew up with, right, 0:05:56.400 --> 0:06:01.560 Yarn's quite funny. He's quite a typical. He's very stubborn. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:06.080 He's one of the most stubborn blokes of And we 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:09.040 had a we we got billarded with this really like 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.400 I'm gonna say, because it was a union school. Got 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.800 billeted with like a really elite sort of family, like 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.560 you could tell they were pretty hoity toity. And we 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:18.240 went to dinner. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.120 Why did they use knives and forks? Honey? 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.240 Oh you wait for this. So we went for dinner, 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.640 you know, listen, stuff like that. We went for dinner 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.680 and it was like the grandfather's like retirement from being 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:31.280 a doctor. He was like this for medical doctor. And 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.520 they did this big dinner and then us as the 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.400 two billets had rocked up and the doctor had got 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:40.839 there and basically gone to Yarn see, I think physiotherapy 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.920 is a myth. It's not a real profession. And we 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.240 were going, oh, no, we're going he started saying all 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:49.920 these outlanding things were going, oh, that's interesting, like and 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.000 in credit to Yan, he started going, look, Yarn, you 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.839 gotta learn, mate, like, if I push your neck this far, 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.960 it'll come back, relax and then be able to stretch further. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.760 That's physio therapy. And credit to Yarn in the middle 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:04.840 as a billet like going to dinner for this bloke 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.719 just called him out in front of his whole family, 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.560 sixty year old bloke, like what just saying, no, I 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.560 don't agree with you. I think that's so I think. 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.040 And he's right to be fair you you have to 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.760 be in the wrong, Like there's no way that you're saying, legit. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:19.560 Okay, we. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:23.600 Mate, that was a great story. 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:24.240 It's great. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:25.960 Were you just about the hammer Jack's story? 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:28.960 Now it sounds like it sounds like a. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.400 Great story, it's great. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:31.520 Okay, Then what are you thinking? 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:31.720 Right? 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.000 Why did you interrupt the story being okay okay? And 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.360 then just then trail off. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.560 And say, now I was saying I was engaged in 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.000 the story. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.440 You would not absorbing the story. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.760 It sounds like I was about to cop something, but 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.320 your mind's so slow this afternoon that you didn't even 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:45.880 have anything to come. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:47.040 Look, I'll be honest with you. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.160 I was looking to Cooper to sort of put the 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:49.880 boot in first. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:53.520 Obviously, don't get me to do the mate. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.560 You're a grub, you know what he is, a grub 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:59.760 because Dad did come on. Dad did a bit of 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.200 mass arging on meet. You talked about massaging me because 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:03.840 the next was bad for like at least four or 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:04.360 five days. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:05.080 Is it better? 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.120 It's actually better now, It just better. But I couldn't 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.760 look left for ages, so I couldn't cross the road 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.400 to go backwards. Or I just just take the leap 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.680 of faith, closed my eyes and just go. But I 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:19.240 went to got a massage maybe last like day two 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:20.680 of it sort of happening, because I was like, I 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.800 wonder if it's muscular. I just want to get it released. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.240 And I went to this one and shout out to us. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.280 She was so strong, like you know, you get just 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.800 a small thie lady, but their hands a lot strong gravel, 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:35.520 you know, like so strong. She was so strong. That 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.080 was one no no, no kiss you said. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:39.840 It went to one. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.240 When did I say that? 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.160 Oh my god, I went to one to one one when. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.840 A strange for no, like I went to I went 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.920 to one like I went to a Yeah, anyway, okay, 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.760 so then then I went anyway and not I went 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:02.040 to one. And she's her strong hands, right, she got 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.640 so stuck in to my lower back and I said, 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.400 and she said, oh back issues neckt as you come 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:10.040 from glutes. But I went for a coffee just before, 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.360 and I don't know, something happened in my guts. And 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.880 like literally as she was pressing, it was like, oh, 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.640 I've had to go to the toilet before, right, like 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.000 quickly go take a pool or whatever it is, but 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.800 during mass not during a massage, but this was like 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.480 next level of I need to go right immediately. She 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.240 was literally as sooner and it was like as soon 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.520 as she touched my glues and it was almost like 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.160 it was almost like doctor pimple pop up, like her 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:35.840 the pressury the side of my glutes. It was like 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.280 she was squeezing it out and oh, no, your MIC's 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.480 cut out, So which is which is for the best? 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:42.600 Probably for the best. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.920 I told you to wear headphones. Who thinks Matt's been 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:45.520 really annoying. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.000 I just want to go to Jack's story. I thought, Jackson, 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.200 there could be a story that'd be worse than Jack. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.160 It's a it's not a fun story. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.920 It's not a fun story. It's not supposed to be fun. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.719 It's about that. But then what happened was because it 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.520 did put yourself no. I held on. I squeezed those 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.719 cheeks together as tight as they possibly could. Then I 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.679 went to Macas because Macas is my go to like 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.520 toilet because they're always pretty like clean, they're always pretty good. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:10.480 But I've gone. 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.280 When I went in, it was around. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:14.080 Three o'clock cleaning. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:15.959 Me and Jack were about to go see Spider Man 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.720 actually and in Mossman, so I was like, ill quickly 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.480 duck in there then continue on the movies. All these 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.360 kids come in. There was one cubicle in the toilet, 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:28.120 and I'm sitting in there like literally like it's coming 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.120 out and it's coming out fast, it's coming out quick, 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:31.800 and it's coming out hard, and it's coming out fast. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.559 I'm sitting on the toilet. I can't remember, but I'm 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.280 sitting on the toilet and then like probably six school 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.880 kids coming. I just hear all this and like their 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:42.240 little feet are underneath the thing and they're like knocking 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:46.280 on the door, like and I'm in there. I should 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.960 have taken a photo because I remember I was in 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:49.880 there and it felt like I was hiding from a 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.760 home invader. I was like, I had like my hand 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.120 over my mouth, and I. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:54.400 Was like. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.600 These kids me in there, just like lightly breathing, trying 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.720 to be so silent, Like I was just ashamed. There's 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.240 something shameful about pulling in public. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.920 No, but you're in a very vulnerable position as well. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.960 Yeah, and you don't know, like these little kids might 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.800 have just gone and put their head under and then 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.120 they see their hero in there shooting themselves in the 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:14.720 mac of toilet. 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:15.280 See Cooper. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.959 Ever since it was a little kid who he'd hold on, 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.400 he would never pull at school, he would hold on 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:21.480 until he came home. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.080 Yeah, wouldn't enjoy it. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:27.160 Boys, Well, I just not rip off all of his clothes. 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:29.040 I've never been good. Yeah I do that, Like Danny 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:34.160 Bidire is completely naked, but I've been I just have 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.480 never enjoyed pulling in public. As I've gotten older, I've 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.520 enjoyed it because obviously some circumstances you just have to, 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.319 Like you're at a pub or at a nightclub. You're 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.000 not going to go home to pooh. You just got 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:44.480 to do it there in a nightclub. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:44.960 That's sick. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.800 It was like when I'm the work I've done a 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.440 couple of times, walked in there might be you know, 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.600 some of the crew or something, and Maddie here Gowan. 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.439 We both hop into the toilets and really, I've got 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.480 to pump went out and you sort of you don't 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.320 want to do that, like you're sort of trying to 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:00.520 push it out slightly. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.959 Yeah, that's too much farty guys. 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:06.040 The female toilet. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:10.880 I don't know that this is great listening, but I 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.880 must say I have sometimes heard someone do like a 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.880 little fart in the toilet. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:18.920 Yeah, that happens. 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.040 Sorry, that's what you got. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:23.319 Let's take its female toilet. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.920 The girls like, because obviously there's no urinal in. 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:31.280 The girls to individual toilets, you're going there might be ten, but. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.760 Like you do, do you kiss each other? 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.720 We're wondering we should let that drink. 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.800 Do you kiss in the men's toilet at the time 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.280 someone offered you in the toilet? 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:49.000 Yeah, I think you've told it. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:47.840 I think. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.200 No, No, no, no listeners all the time. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:57.240 Know, there's a guy that offered to how can I 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.959 put this offer you? 0:12:59.040 --> 0:12:59.280 Yeah? 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:00.760 Yeah, were you there? 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:01.440 Yeah? 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.720 It was actually at a Mark Hughes Foundational ball. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.520 Guys that was all for the Beanie for brain cancer. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.080 And he came out and he went so proud. He 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:13.760 was so proud of and he's like, oh my god, 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:14.400 this guy this. 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.280 Offer and we're actually proud of. I suppose it's the os. 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:19.280 It doesn't happen too often. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.600 The guy said to me, we're doing a we stand 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.320 at the urinal together, and he goes, it's usually a 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.400 great guy, I said, one of the best. He guess 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.880 comes across the great guy. Oh, you blokes are all 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.959 really tight. He said, can I ask you a question? 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:34.480 Please? 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:36.920 Don't like take a fence or take a swing at me. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.960 Why would I do that? And he goes, I just 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.920 hang on, Can I give you a blow job? 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:45.280 And then Matt kissed him. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:50.520 No, and I said, excuse me, and he said, can 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:51.760 I give you a blowjob? 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:52.000 Now? 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:55.280 The reason I excuse me was one of my best mates, 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:59.079 Jack's godfather, Stephen Crowe, was in the toilet, so he 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:00.719 was also there, so he was the only one there, 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.400 but he didn't know who's anyway, the guy said, and 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:05.200 I said, look. 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:06.200 Mat, so he does have a witness. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.920 I said, here's the thing, and did say this. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.679 He's in the toilet, giggling, putting his hand over his 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:13.880 mouth like you were, like you did. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.560 The ship, but as opposed to school kids or someone 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:22.080 there job. And he said to me, how can I 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:23.680 give you a blow job? And I said make look, 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.280 I said, look, wife, two kids. 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:27.880 Ye. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.040 So and he goes, don't worry, I won't tell anyone. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:35.520 I said, look, brother, here's the thing in another alternate universe. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:40.760 Who knows? Probably yes, but at this point in my life, no, anyway, 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.920 he goes. Anyway, he goes, thanks for sort of being understanding. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.960 I said, no, sweet and I sort of having shoulders back, 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.000 and then came out. He said what about that? Then 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:50.640 I went out and I said the truth. You wouldn't 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.840 believe that, and truth goes. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.600 Where is he? Well? 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:55.600 I did, who? 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:56.440 What did you? 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:57.640 Like? Have you seen him? 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.880 Since this guy never but I imagine if he's in 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:04.520 a Mark Hughes foundation like ball, you must have somewhat. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.640 Have known it, like no, no, no, no. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:10.240 Loads of people go from all different sponsors and yeah, okay, right, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.120 that's they're a big, big function. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.760 They are a big function, right, that makes sense. Yeah, 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.520 I heard what you said. I don't want to reiterate it. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.840 The So it was good to see Gas and Gala 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:24.400 during the week they came over. But Gazz and Poppy 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.760 meant for the first time my partner, Poppy and Poppy 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:30.040 as you just Poppy met Poppy. It was like conception 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.720 and look there was a Gas is hearing. Isn't that great? 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.560 There was a little bit lost in translation. Gas was 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.120 trying to wrap his head around but she played AFL 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:40.880 and not NRL. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:42.920 He couldn't quite. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:44.920 Kept trying to say that he was going to get 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:46.360 to get her signed up at not go on. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:49.520 Was there some confusion over her name as well? 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.120 How she went? He goes, what do you do? 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:53.520 Love? 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:57.680 And she goes, I play afl W. If you g WS, 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.080 I must say wech are a lot of letters and 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:04.120 he goes what He wasn't like, he just went what 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.840 And she went on a fl W for g w 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:11.240 S and uh, Coop goes, she plays g w S 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:12.160 in the afl W. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:17.560 Yeah, yeah, and you And then but today he rings 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:19.680 me this is what was funny today. So he rings 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.600 me and he goes, oh, I'm just down at Pete's 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.440 Pub And I said, what are you doing? He said, 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.440 I understanding with a mate. What was your partner's name? 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:25.680 Again? 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.160 And I go poppy and he goes poppy like talking 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.880 to someone behind and go okay, and he goes, well, 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.720 here do you spilled her last name? Our bolts gaes 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:36.560 b o L. And he's going to be like as 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:38.520 I'm saying, repeating this guy and I just hear his 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.360 going the back like yeah. And I was like, what 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.120 is he doing? And I said what are you doing? 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:46.080