WEBVTT - Bonus: Jase's School Holiday Nightmare

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<v Speaker 1>School Holidays day one. Now the kids were going to

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<v Speaker 1>Luna Park yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Luna Park's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it was raining in the morning, you couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Jace was no happy that the whiff had chosen a

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<v Speaker 3>rainy day for Luna Park, and I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>with you. It's an indoor activity kind of day. And

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<v Speaker 3>then by the time we left, I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>ja's great and your son's out off.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a Luna Park.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like a scene from a movie scene.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of shelter, isn't there. No, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>been exposed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday during the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yesterday, I think you must have been out in the

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<v Speaker 5>newsroom and I just happened to look up and I

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<v Speaker 5>noticed on the Today Show that they were at Luna Park.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think lou must have had the Today Show

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<v Speaker 1>at home as well, and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Said to Lauren, there's not a Lunar park day today,

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<v Speaker 5>look at the weather.

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<v Speaker 4>And then what twenty seconds later, I got a text

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<v Speaker 4>and my.

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<v Speaker 5>Wife saying, hey, Babe, I've gone Rogan, I've booked Luna

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<v Speaker 5>Park for the family.

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<v Speaker 3>But I recall she had the Today Show on. It

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<v Speaker 3>was sunny in Sydney. Luna Park. He's gone, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>looks so nice there. I'm not gonna I'm just going

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<v Speaker 3>to book.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny looking outside your window.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's too busy getting kids ready for.

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<v Speaker 5>So anyway, you didn't go well because yesterday weird meetings

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<v Speaker 5>after the show, and it all blew out and.

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<v Speaker 1>Made the meetings go till two pm.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't didn't have to put drag on the meetings.

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<v Speaker 5>And then it got to about eleven and it was

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<v Speaker 5>time to leave work, and I messaged her and she said, look,

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<v Speaker 5>we've already gone to Luna Park. Why don't you go

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<v Speaker 5>home and just take up with hours and we'll meet

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<v Speaker 5>you at home.

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<v Speaker 4>What a result. I was devastating. I was on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone Lauren at the time, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so sad to miss Luna Park.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tellry the devastation in his voice, the text saying,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, I'll take the three kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the house to yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>What are.

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<v Speaker 2>You missed out on the scenic railwayron?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's not what it was called rabitron.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that was ever a fixture at Lunar Park.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they roll in rides temporary. Yeah, they have temporary.

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<v Speaker 3>The only place I've ever been on a gravitron, it

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<v Speaker 3>was right in the center.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So they've got the scenic Railway which is under construction

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<v Speaker 5>of mission.

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<v Speaker 4>No. No, no, they're just giving it a glow up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well when people got.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's just the fact that there's still a casual

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<v Speaker 5>worker hanging off the bat of the roller coaster operating

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<v Speaker 5>the brakes really worries me.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what he's doing there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, So they go down the loop and he leans

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<v Speaker 5>back and pulls back on.

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<v Speaker 4>The brake, pedal shut.

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<v Speaker 5>I swear to God, if they take that turn sharp

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<v Speaker 5>and that casual on fourteen to fifte an hour just

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<v Speaker 5>over the edge, that thing ain't stopping tour guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why. I thought he was like had

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<v Speaker 3>a headset on going out there. You can bridge, he

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<v Speaker 3>operates the brake.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that dodging cars getting fixed at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>But they rolled in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just working.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a giant petting zoo they rolled in fantastic for

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<v Speaker 5>the school holidays.

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<v Speaker 4>There's face paint. There's a whole bunch of rods.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, it doesn't sound like there's a whole bunch of.

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<v Speaker 2>Rides, petting zoo, there's face paint, lots of rides.

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<v Speaker 3>Animal restaurants gone, and the bumper cars on construction.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't there. I was at home.

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<v Speaker 5>Paul Felix did go. Yeah, I've got my son in

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<v Speaker 5>here this morning. Felix jump over the jump over the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the ghost train. They went on the Ghost train four

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<v Speaker 5>times because it was the other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>One I remember the Ghost Train from when I I.

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<v Speaker 6>Went on it like seven times.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, And then what other rides were They.

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<v Speaker 6>Just the normal lunar park rise, there was a petting zoo,

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<v Speaker 6>there was It wasn't really that much add ons.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it fun?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I went on the Ghost Train a bunch

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<v Speaker 6>of times and it was really got fun. And then

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<v Speaker 6>each time I went on it went less fun and less.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's going to happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Get wet? What did it rain?

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<v Speaker 6>It actually stopped raining righters where you went outside of

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<v Speaker 6>the car.

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<v Speaker 4>Now here's the kicker.

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<v Speaker 5>Last night, Felix is going to bed and he goes Dad,

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<v Speaker 5>my mouth feels sore, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, here we go. He's chipped a tooth at the bloody.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still growing teeth at your age.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, he's still teeth.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I said, give us a look inside your

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<v Speaker 5>mouth taking away. So see his tongue, it's completely burnt

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<v Speaker 5>through the first layer of skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have sour something?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Lauren, he did warheads, Yeah, a showbag of warheads.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I had seven of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, seven laps on the ghost train. Seven warheads

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<v Speaker 3>and it burnt through his tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember doing that as a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>He put as many as you gob as possible to try, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I just go one after the soudness. You burn your tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at his.

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<v Speaker 4>Mouth, class and I'm like, mate, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 4>Like the whole first layer was ripped through?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it worth it? Felix? No, he's shaking his head.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>He was in a bit of pain last night, gown

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<v Speaker 4>a bed.

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<v Speaker 1>What to do about it?

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<v Speaker 4>What did I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do anything for that?

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<v Speaker 4>Just had another melody?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing a bit more? Is it better today?

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<v Speaker 2>Milk?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you have milk?

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<v Speaker 6>I hate milk. It's not my type of liquid.

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<v Speaker 4>That is not my Richard choice.

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<v Speaker 5>No burning, So you stop bloody eating them after seven, Clint,

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<v Speaker 5>that's what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that what's the stuff? The bomb Jeller bit of

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<v Speaker 1>Bombell on the tape again.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, he's three.

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<v Speaker 3>Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.