Speaker 1: Is a Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's go click in.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Click.
Speaker 1: There's some really great audio going around of a do
Speaker 1: I want to say journalists movie Pepperazzo is it?
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 1: A TMZ report, A TMZ reporter doors stopping at Tina
Speaker 1: and Ole's of course, Beyonce and Solange's mother and trying
Speaker 1: to get some juice desperately trying to get some juice
Speaker 1: about the Netflix performance that was glitchy.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because Netflix are Beyonce's performing on Christmas Day
Speaker 3: at a halftime for one of the NFL games. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I think it's the first time Netflix to stream
Speaker 3: in this live. And when they streamed that fight live
Speaker 3: the other day, it was it was bad.
Speaker 2: It was really bad. And you know, it's a fair question.
Speaker 2: What do you think, China? Do you think it's going
Speaker 2: to be glitchy?
Speaker 1: Are you concerning about Netflix having any glitches for Beyonce's
Speaker 1: Christmas Day perform?
Speaker 2: Therefore everything we love that, Miss Tina.
Speaker 1: Do you think that all of Beyonce's grammy and arms
Speaker 1: kind of make up like the lack of CMA love.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 3: We know that's right, Thank you, I like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 3: We know, that's right, Tina. She was a full miss
Speaker 3: Tina fangirl. So funny Tina. I'm surprised Tina didn't chat more.
Speaker 3: She usually loves her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she normally loves a little gas bag, her golden child.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Lizzie Lohan. I know that it's
Speaker 1: not about appearances, but she's looking amazing.
Speaker 3: Like phenomenal.
Speaker 1: She looks sharp and sane, like compared to the stuff
Speaker 1: that was going around a few years ago, which was
Speaker 1: very concerning.
Speaker 3: She seemed extremely weathered, yes, and unhinged. Yeah, and there
Speaker 3: was that accent that.
Speaker 1: Would come and it was just, yeah, she was not
Speaker 1: having a good time of it. But no, my god,
Speaker 1: hasn't she turned that brown upside?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but that's one of the best face lifts
Speaker 3: I've seen in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I think she's taken in a photo of Kylie Jenner
Speaker 1: and said, I'll just have this, Yeah, just do that
Speaker 1: on there. But you know, it works, looks amazing. She
Speaker 1: was on who's that guy? Andy Cohen is at him?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What's what happens live?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was on that shoe and she divulged a
Speaker 1: very interesting story about a producer an executive.
Speaker 4: I mean, the first movie I auditioned for was The
Speaker 4: Parent Trap, and I didn't. I haven't auditioned since that.
Speaker 2: Is it true that a Disney executive asked you at
Speaker 2: the premiere of that movie if your sister was there?
Speaker 4: Yes, Michael, Michael, where's your twin? And I said, well,
Speaker 4: you should have peend me double because I don't have one.
Speaker 2: Where's your twin?
Speaker 3: That is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. Like Michael Eis is a really big
Speaker 2: name in.
Speaker 3: Yes, like a top dog. Surely he was across the
Speaker 3: casting in the way that show that movie was being made.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, probably not.
Speaker 1: You don't think now, I reckon he probably does contracts
Speaker 1: and has lunches and goes, yep, fine, let's just do that.
Speaker 2: Let's just let's commission it.
Speaker 3: That's still one of my top ten films, The Parent Trap.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Remind me of it again. See I loved Freaky Friday,
Speaker 2: but the original one.
Speaker 3: The Parent Trap is with who is that gorgeous woman
Speaker 3: the mother on it? What is her name? Elizabeth?
Speaker 1: And Natashasha were just said to Jenni's creat she every
Speaker 1: time I see Lindsay Lohan. No matter what age she is,
Speaker 1: she astounds me with what a great actress she is.
Speaker 2: She's so good. Yes, she's really really good.
Speaker 3: No matter what state she's in. But speaking of Lindsay states,
Speaker 3: can you please just give us a Lindsay voice tease
Speaker 3: that Jojo Siwa is coming on the show.
Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere a gaze because you're minutes.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show. I mean, I sang that so
Speaker 2: well last night in my kitchen, did.
Speaker 3: You, hey? You know what else you did? Well? Try
Speaker 3: to learn the Karma dants with Jojo Siwah.
Speaker 2: Was so bad at dancing?
Speaker 3: You tried, though, go to our instagram at the Christy
Speaker 3: Swan Show. In the song, Jojo was trying to teach
Speaker 3: Chrissy the Karma dance.
Speaker 1: And she just looked so repulsed at my inability. And
Speaker 1: she was right to be so repulsed, because there is
Speaker 1: something wrong with me. Yes, Chrissy's correspondence, Yes, well, haven't
Speaker 1: she wanted to have a say? I asked this week
Speaker 1: in Can I Ask You a question? She's a Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift song. By the way, duh, how did Tesla's work
Speaker 1: if you want to travel for longer than four hundred kilometers,
Speaker 1: and you know what. I spoke to a lot of people,
Speaker 1: including a Tesla driver owner Scudder.
Speaker 2: Who works here audio producer, still couldn't answer me.
Speaker 3: Nope.
Speaker 2: I think I might have told him to get the
Speaker 2: hell out of the studio.
Speaker 1: Did Sorry, Scott, I said, stopped wasting my time anyway.
Speaker 1: Here is an answer of sorts from Michelle. I thought
Speaker 1: it was for a second there Michelle Reznicki, who I
Speaker 1: went to school with, and she was heaven.
Speaker 2: She was the here below me.
Speaker 3: Good name.
Speaker 1: You know how sometimes there's girls that are younger than
Speaker 1: you that are just my chef's kiss. Yeah, Michelle Reznecki,
Speaker 1: if you're around, give me a call. Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: you were heaven. It's not Resnicki though, it's Michelle Razziki. Okay,
Speaker 1: she says, Hi, Chrissy, I have a Tesla and you
Speaker 1: can get to Ularu. Couple drove from Mary's Feel in
Speaker 1: Victoria to Ularu. They said on their trip they used
Speaker 1: both superchargers and accommodation charges, which have dedicated out let's.
Speaker 1: Tesla's are great. Never pay petrol services.
Speaker 3: I mean, she sounds like someone from Tesla. She's obviously
Speaker 3: a rap, you know, not.
Speaker 2: The voice that I gave.
Speaker 1: Brody reached out after hearing my sweeping statement about personalized plates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you revealed yesterday you like them.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 3: They're so Bergane.
Speaker 1: What about the ones like on your car, the long,
Speaker 1: thin black ones, and you would have JC whatever year
Speaker 1: you're born twenty twenty ninety six.
Speaker 2: Come on, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: If it was a europlate, I like that. Yeah, a
Speaker 3: europlate I'm okay with. I still don't know if I
Speaker 3: would do personalized plates, but anyway, to.
Speaker 1: Me, because I was born in the seventies, it is
Speaker 1: the ultimate sign that you've made it like.
Speaker 2: It absolutely is.
Speaker 1: And I know I'm not alone because Brody agrees with me.
Speaker 1: Talking about number plates, I've got one. It's called a
Speaker 1: Victorian heritage plate numbers. It's numbers only that they are amazing.
Speaker 2: How do they work?
Speaker 3: Says?
Speaker 1: The closer your plate number is to one, the more
Speaker 1: valuable it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Prices start at nineteen thousand dollars. Yeah, you got too
Speaker 1: much money if you're spending nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: All the way to millions for numbers like number one.
Speaker 3: I know people that have spent six figures on those
Speaker 3: plates and that I mean, if you've got the money,
Speaker 3: it's worth every center looks fantastic on the vehicle.
Speaker 2: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, no, I can't say it on it.
Speaker 2: Do I know them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, you've got to tell me in the ad because
Speaker 1: I want names name, I'm going to press charges. I
Speaker 1: revealed earlier this week that I once sent my pen
Speaker 1: pal in New Zealand dead flies, and then we were like,
Speaker 1: how did I find a pen pal because there was
Speaker 1: no internet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the answer.
Speaker 1: Michael has reached out to us to say, you were
Speaker 1: talking today about pen pals and how we found them.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I remember there being a
Speaker 2: column in the.
Speaker 1: Sunday paper, Yes, Mike, Oh, and it had pen pals,
Speaker 1: Like you know, there was kittens and bees and stuff
Speaker 1: and pen pals and then it had a code and
Speaker 1: you would send your details to the code and then
Speaker 1: if they got that code, they would send it back.
Speaker 2: They would send you a letter back.
Speaker 3: That is so much admin. I know, how bored were
Speaker 3: you back there?
Speaker 1: So bored, Jack, so deeply bored. All right, let's finish
Speaker 1: with this one. Renee wants to weigh in on our
Speaker 1: sweeping statement where Jack you said that you are now
Speaker 1: a ziz man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is coke zero controversial because you are the
Speaker 3: queen of the dit cod.
Speaker 2: You've always been a diet coke.
Speaker 3: Than I always loved DC. I still do, but like
Speaker 3: for everyday life, I like a ziz now.
Speaker 2: So what happened?
Speaker 3: Like what, I started drinking more ziz and then when
Speaker 3: I would go back to a DC, I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: a bit harsher.
Speaker 1: I get that too, because you can't get classic diet
Speaker 1: coke in Balley, so I have to drink the ziz
Speaker 1: and then when I get back normal diet coke tastes
Speaker 1: like soda water, like no flavor. But I press on anyway.
Speaker 1: Renee wants to say none of these are good because
Speaker 1: they're all sugar and so unhealthy for you.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well, look, it might be unhealthy and it might be discussing,
Speaker 1: but there is no sugar in it. Renee correct in
Speaker 1: either Insi's or diet coke water is the best out
Speaker 1: of these two.
Speaker 2: And you know what, she does have a point.
Speaker 3: Does she?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: The point is she's boring ha and like Live a
Speaker 3: Little Water is the Best, Have the best Weekend. Swanny
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