WEBVTT - Daily Wrap: Successful Weekends All Round 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:05.120 Hello, Hello, how are we all? 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:06.440 Good thing? 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:09.880 Hello love, I'm a bit hired. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:14.000 She's on one. Mum is on the rampage today. Paul 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:15.280 Brody has just copped it from you. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:17.640 Brodie from Lauren. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:18.360 You're kidding me. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.640 I've got a challenge for you for the duration of 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.040 this podcast. You're not allowed to touch your microphone because 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:25.439 it's been You've been a pain in everyone's ass because 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:27.200 of it. You're not touch it for the entire. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.120 Okay, just to sneak behind, sneak peak Pine the curtains. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:32.800 Jace has complained his microphone hasn't been good enough, so 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.919 we've had a technician in here for the best part 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:36.960 of forty five minutes trying to fix it for him. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:41.599 You no, No, No, I was. But we think part 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:42.600 of yours is nice. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:44.400 We think part of the problem is that you touch 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.599 it too much. No, that's not the issue, is part 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:47.800 of it. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.879 So anytime he touches it, you just want to do it. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.600 Everyone has to shout out not that, no touching. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:55.760 And I'm going to spray you with sanitize it every 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:56.440 time you get to close. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:57.520 No, not over the equipment. 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:58.720 You No, he'll do. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:04.000 It in your faith. No, I don't stangers panic. Okay, 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:05.559 So how's everyone's weekends? 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:06.880 Excellent? How was yours? 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.280 This is a hostile podcast. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.000 This is podcast. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:14.120 I'm off you and I'm at a very book oaken it. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.280 You know what Clinton? I have done a swap. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah you have. Actually you're mean midlife. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:24.080 He touched it. He touched it. We you could hear me. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.679 I've been away four weekends in a row out of 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:32.600 Melbourne and I'm worrying out there. I'm doing it the 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.399 proper way, thank you, and I'm exhaucers. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:41.199 Yes, but you went to Fisher and that's unreal, little 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.920 fishy fish. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.760 I get a quiet weekend? 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:46.759 Yeah, pretty quiet? 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:47.120 Actually? 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.480 What times you go out Friday? Uh? 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:50.680 Well, actually went to the. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:53.200 I'm just done a the naicey details of disass for time. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.840 What time did you officially go out leaving the house 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:56.680 on Friday? 0:01:58.440 --> 0:01:59.680 Seven? No? 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:00.400 Pm? 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.520 No, I think it was earlier seven pm. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:04.240 And what time did you come home? 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:09.160 She's still coming I don't know. 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.360 Why does that matter? 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.239 Mum and Dad over it? 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.359 I went out three days in a row, Macy. That's 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:15.840 very unlike. 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:16.119 Yeah. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:20.120 Look I had a big night on Friday and I 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:21.320 finished up quite early. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:22.840 In the morning. Good on you, thank you. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.080 No, no, no, no, this is time to mention on 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:30.160 Macy early eight am. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:31.679 So when you're heading home at eight am, do you 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:32.520 get stuck in traffic? 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.239 It was really depressing. There's nothing worse than seeing the sunrise. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.200 I was on the way to school the kids sport 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.560 at eight am. Oh, that would have made my day 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:42.960 if I saw you cross the lights in front. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:44.119 Yeah. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.800 Was there a big group back at the house. 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:48.200 Yeah, there was. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:48.920 It was a big group. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:52.560 Actually, no, because what happened was I'm reading it. Actually 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.880 we had a good time. We had a good time. Yeah, thanks, 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:59.840 And then the rest of the weekend was very. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:02.360 We're jealous. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:02.880 Thanks. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:07.120 Actually, well, I put you in an awkward position because 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.919 you bloody got two people muddled up. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:11.600 Oh sent me a. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:13.359 Photo of someone she was with, and I replied saying, 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:19.440 it's turbot Tommy and it looked nothing like Tommy the boyfriend. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.120 But to be fair, I was a couple of Margi's 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.120 in that, mate. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:23.959 We are you still touching? 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:29.079 It moves, don't sprain me, It doesn't move. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:30.519 Catagorphy does not move. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.360 It's just so off Brodie anyway, And then you know 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:35.680 when you're like, comes to Sunday, You're like, go to 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:37.600 work in the morning. I'm just gonna have a really 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.240 really quiet night, get a good night's sleep, go to 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.840 bed early. And then I had the worst sleep of 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:47.040 my entire life. Tossing, turning, just not what, not what 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:48.640 I needed? You know. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.960 Yeah, I didn't stay at the bf's house. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:56.280 No stopped touching, it stops throwing. Guys, I'm going to 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.880 leave on again. I don't like violence. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.360 So we left that at the old Please, we should 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:01.920 have left you with you. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.400 I think actually the common denominator. 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:07.400 Here we go. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.760 In fact, you know what, if you don't start behaving, 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:13.240 we might send you back. Oh please, yes, we might 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.520 send you back. I don't back to where you belong. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:20.400 It's okay, where that behavior belongs. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:21.839 It's true. No one will let you in. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.039 Nobody there working. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:27.080 Let's not talk about it. Cards well, they wouldn't have 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.960 thought to cancel. There's no medicans exactly right. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.280 Mum, When did you get back from the g seat. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:34.520 I got back yesterday. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.360 So I went. I did Melbourne, Sydney, Sydney, Gold Coast, 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:41.640 Gold Coast Melbourne on the weekend. It was a big weekend. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.400 We did there as you know, I wasn't here for 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:43.760 the podcast. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:44.520 It's a long flight. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:46.440 It was in Sydney. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.279 Did that I was gonna say, thought not thought mad 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.320 Max Premier then did the show on Friday morning in 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.280 very average form. And then they were supposed to part 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.040 of the Gold Coast and I went back to Crown 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.839 we were staying and said to Paul, I ain't leaving. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.680 I ain't going to the airport. I ain't getting on 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:03.040 a plane. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:06.520 We ain't leaving. And I took my clothes off and 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:10.920 I climbed I was. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.360 I climbed into that big bed and I put the 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.840 blackout blinds down and I went back to sleep Heaven. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.440 First of all, I made sure they had I said, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.440 I'm coming back to the hotel and I'm starving. So 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.920 they all, like ten of them, filled up their plates. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:24.480 At the breakfast buffey. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.080 So when I got there to have my own buffet 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:33.279 on the table, he did not think I looked cute to. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.360 That point, I didn't think eating the buffet, eating. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:37.440 The buffet, and where are leaving? 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.360 So then I went to sleep, slept through lunch. Friend 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:41.880 of mine was supposed to come and meet me. I 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:46.000 was having lunch with Whipper from Fitty and Whipper in Sydney. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.400 He called me, so I'm ten minutes away and I said, 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:48.080 turn around and go home. 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.320 I'm not kidding up. I ain't leaving this bed for no. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:51.760 Did you say that sent him home? 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.159 That's that's a ship. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.000 Friend ship friend. He would have been devo. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.839 And I said to him, I'm so sorry, I just 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.000 can't get up. And he said, after fifteen years of breakfast, 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.279 you don't need to apologize to me. 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.520 I know when someone's tired. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:03.359 That's nice. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:04.920 So I went back to sleep and then got up, 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.760 went to the bar and had two bloody Mary's and 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:08.920 I was like, I'm back. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:10.320 I'm back baby. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:11.640 Saturday Friday, Saturday. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.679 Night, twenty two of us went did you no sorry? 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.520 Friday Night, twenty two of us went to Chinese said 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.320 to Paula, we have a date night at Crown, the 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:20.280 Chinese restaurant there. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.000 Said let's have a date night, and ended up with 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.279 twenty two of us. Clint came Saturdays. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:25.479 Was there, lazy Susan I. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.480 Never run from or We were on like five different tables, 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:28.080 all next to each other. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.240 It was quite fun. And then we got up and 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.240 went to Queensland. How about that stage up. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.040 Were you in bed early Saturday night? Friday night? 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:36.880 Oh like ten thirty? 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.040 Yeah, Paul, stay out or did you go to bed 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:39.559 ten thirty? 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.320 He came to bed at ten thirty he was told 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.200 to tell. I was like tonight, ain't it? Because then 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.120 we had to go to Sydney Gold Coast for Fisher. 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.000 I'm exhausted just talking about the weekend. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.800 Friday night, trying to get in and out of dinner 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.440 so I can get home watch the footy. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.040 Well the boys just had the footy on their phone 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:57.599 in the restaurant. 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.240 Yeah see, I tried doing that loud blew up. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:00.960 Yeah, but you're on a night we had twenty las. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.240 You care, bloody Dacoss. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.240 I couldn't believe it. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:06.120 What a game? 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.320 What a game? You most can't be mad because this. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:12.040 Shribbled over the fucking line. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.560 It was like your beauty day Cross though, didn't it 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:16.240 just had to be a day Cross. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.360 But they're so likable, the day Cross boys. 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.160 Stupid sexy Dacoss. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.280 He can do it all, honey. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.280 He's the one with a really nice girlfriend that came. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.920 In the other day Yeah right, she was that the 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:31.920 other day Cross. His girlfriend. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:32.240 She was. 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.880 She is beautiful and lovely. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.720 Yes, what do you do on the weekend? 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:45.080 Thumb pretty quiet, went to the footy Saturday, and then 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:46.880 Friday night just went to MAT's place. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:47.840 Oh my. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:54.720 Ah, midnight Friday and probably midnight again. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:56.720 Was the missus like when are you going to chat 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.120 with me? She was on Friday? How was she about your. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:02.239 Okay? 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.480 So I was going to say, you were the talk 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:07.119 of the town. After Fisher he rented an apartment right 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.000 next to the stage, so because it was on the 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.120 beach and then the road, and so we had an 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.920 apartment right there looking at and before everyone went to 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.920 the Fisher's party afterwards, we're like, let's just go back there, 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.120 let the traffic settle, and then we'll go. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.200 So we went back for a drink. We'll sitting around 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:20.240 this glass table. 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:25.880 And everyone was sitting around this glass table and I 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:27.520 looked down and saw of my legs and I was like, 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.960 oh my god, you guys think this is weird. And 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:33.760 I told him about you sitting nude at the glass 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.720 table eating, and all of the girls just kept looking 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:38.240 down at their own legs and we just were trying 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:39.480 to imagine it. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.600 And in the morning it had made a long night 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:42.480 at Fisher, I woke. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.600 Up to all these messages like I just can't stop 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:48.200 thinking about the dick and balls under the glass. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:52.080 You were the talk of the town. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.280 Yeah, a few people bringing up with me on the 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:54.880 weekend too. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.360 But go and sit at a glass table in a 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:59.959 miniskirts so I could see my legs and I was like, 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:00.959 I just couldn't imagine. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.920 Glass tables are strange. 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.400 Yeah, I've got a bit of feedback and I never 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:09.600 hear from Anika mid show pulled me on your talk 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.280 about it on Friday, and she's like what did she say? 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:14.960 He is? Are you kidding me? Or something? 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.560 Because all of her colleagues listening to the show, and 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.120 then so she had to answer questions when she got 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:19.800 to work about that. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:20.720 I don't. 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.200 Yeah, did you put a bit of mayo on the 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.200 story though? Or is that I won't do. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.960 It becau it's cold, but I am naked a lot 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:29.880 and I've done all those things. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:34.760 Definitely, whether every time wearing closed today must be cold. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:36.720 That's how we'll just gauge the temperage. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.360 Are you and you and Braid's going swimming? Today? 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.439 Uh? Yeah, I will be Are you going? Yeah? 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.440 I usually go to the sawna on Monday, sweat out 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:46.679 your sins from the weekend. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.920 You might have at the sauna. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:57.280 You going there, No, she's dehydrated, she needs another twenty 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:58.240 four hours before she goes. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.560 I feel like they could go and lick the floor 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.160 after she's. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.440 Been in there, go and give an ivy. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.680 I feel like I just need a week asleep. Do 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.400 you know what ruined me not getting a good night sleep? 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:08.960 Last night? 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.320 I was so ready, I'd like, put a candle on, 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.800 I read a bit of a book. I was like, 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:14.360 just then go to sleep. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.800 It's dangerous sleeping with the candle, and then just to 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:19.679 wind down routine. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.840 Because what happened was I went to bed early, and 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.760 then my housemates got home, put the heater on, but 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.560 then no one turned it off. So I woke up like, 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.800 oh my gosh, I'm sweating. 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:29.679 When you're already dehydrated. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.600 And then I just couldn't get back to sleep because 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.800 I realistically had a bit of a nap, right. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.439 Yeah, Yes, It's like when someone you go to bed 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:38.960 before you partner and they come in and wake you up, 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:40.600 and then you're like, well, now I'm out of the cycle. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.960 Correct. He came in last night to wake us up, 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.560 and I just lay there pretending I was asleep. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:46.320 What did he want? 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.400 I just need a night nightmare? 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.440 He wanted money, money, grow up. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.599 And I was like, justus, at what age do you 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:56.480 stop caring about the night? 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:57.000 You said? 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:57.840 That's your problem now? 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.240 No, he's just not me walking back to their bed, 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.199 but he came around the dad dad dad, and I 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.680 went on and I was like OK, and then I 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:05.679 just shut my eyes. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:08.920 Because I know we get up all the time, that 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:10.080 you shouldn't be the one getting up. 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.040 You get up, So I thought, thank you Lauren. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.840 So that's what I was like, just grab and did 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:15.360 she get up? 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.200 Yeah? I just laid the pretending wake up this morning? 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:19.560 Text to us? What do you mean he came in? 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.079 I thought I was having a nightmare that he was 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:21.600 waking up. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.160 I remember that what was the dream? 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:28.920 I don't know. I couldn't ask. All right, guys, well 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.560 that is it? Ali? You got anything to carry out? 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:32.280 What's for dinner? 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:37.680 We get you by the knas No, No, that's a 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:39.599 great story, yeah about. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:41.760 What's happened. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:43.640 So I was supposed to go to the footy on 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.439 Sunday night, but I was like, no, I'm wrecked. I'm 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:47.160 just going to stay in. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:50.560 So that was my first bad Who are we going 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:51.520 with Carlton? 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:53.360 The whole suburb? 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:57.120 Who? 0:11:58.640 --> 0:11:59.960 Good people out? 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:05.200 A lot of bloody people, some friends, labor? Where you going? 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:10.040 Right? So? 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.120 Yeah? Where was I up to? 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:17.720 Yeah? So I was like okay, and I was crazy, okay, 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:18.640 wait everyone stop. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:23.160 Okay, So you were going to go to the footy yeah. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.920 And then I was like no, And I'd been craving 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.600 homemade pizza, so like when I got ingredients, I was like, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.800 started making a homemade pizza and I hadn't used it. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:34.120 Eody, Oh sure, don't turn me off. What do I 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:37.120 go wrong on? Can I talk? Yeah? 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.280 And I haven't used the oven yet, so I like 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.040 opened the oven and it just felt like gas and 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.320 I was like, m so FaceTime, Dad, I was like, 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:45.440 is this okay? 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:46.440 Like is it okay to use? 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.840 He was like like, just see how it goes. So 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:50.760 I finished making my pizza and I put the pizza 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.480 in waited like ten minutes and I opened it up again. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.640 It was like really gassy like and I was like, 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:56.720 I'm too scared. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:58.080 So that was. 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:02.840 Suresh And then I was like, okay, I'm going to 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.439 order uber because it was like, question, what. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.839 Are You're not understanding the symbols on the oven? 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.080 Because the symbols shouldn't be a gas setting on it. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.800 No, they shouldn't be. I reckon, she's got the stove. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:14.480 Do you have an old oven where you have to 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.439 hold the button down and then turn the gas? 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:22.080 No, it's automatic gas thing like I trust me. I 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.839 went through it anyway, So. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:25.880 I was like, Okay, I'm going to order. Are you listening, 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.480 I'm listening listening. Don't tell him, tell me I'm your favorite. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:32.360 Anyway, I started ordering uber e from like down the road, 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.760 and I ordered lasagna because I couldn't be bothered cooking 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:37.800 anything and I had no ingredients left. And then. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:50.680 Any version of yeah, it's just a bowl of what. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:53.959 Knocky with no sauce? 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.319 What do you just the potato? 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:01.560 Yeah? 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:06.280 And they're trying to complain you're gotta get through the. 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:07.640 I to take a photo. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.640 Yeah, get help show me the photo my uber app 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:12.560 And what did they say? 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.840 But it was no? 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.480 But then obviously he's delivered. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.320 No, it said like my name and everything, but it 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.280 said no, it was just a little bit. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.840 You eat it? No, what did you eat. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:28.560 I ended up just cooking something of this like. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:31.000 I should. 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:34.320 Oh yeah, you should have gone to the foot. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.280 You're an angry girl if you don't get your bolonnaise 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.520 or some form of your pizza. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.520 You stuffed your pizza up on Saturday night. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.800 Off because I was thought I was being really good. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:47.800 I was staying in, I wasn't drinking, and. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:51.920 I just on Friday night, nineteen minutes agoing by and 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.520 I'm like, where is this fucking pizza? And that's when 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.880 they rang, and like you coming to get it in order. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.080 To pick up, not delivery, Oh idiot, find it? 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.720 What a fool, What a big old fool, because I 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.240 couldn't leave the house and I'm like, well you eat. 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.160 Well, you know what. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.760 A lot of things come down to use their error adjacent. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:08.400 That's era. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.640 And I'd like to say thank you to mays Dog 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.560 for sorting me out with tickets for hear what this 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.240 dickhead did. And I need to say sorry to mays 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:19.200 Dog for a night checking what date the gig was on, 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:27.880 because I went on Saturday the tickets to the Friday 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:31.800 and I rocked up and the machine was like and. 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.640 You even told me all night horran tickets are for 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:35.240 Friday night. 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.000 Hang on, are you trying to blame me? 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.920 This morning he was like, Mas, dog gave me the wrong. 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:44.640 I'm saying sorry because I wasted the tickets. Because I'm 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:45.200 an idiot. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:46.960 He took his wife on a date night and then 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.320 got there and my wife and I got kicked out. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.560 I couldn't get in, idiot rod Labor. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:57.800 We are surrounded by idiots. We surrounded by idiots. She 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.680 can't order a lasagna. He can't fuck get to a coffee. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.440 You can't order a pizza either. I'm the only one 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.040 that had a successful weekend. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.040 You know what I did. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:07.360 I ordered over. 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.440 It's not because. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.440 I got home from the airport and I'd blown over lunchtime, 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:13.320 so I'd had breakfast and. 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:14.760