Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, how are we all?
Speaker 2: Good thing?
Speaker 3: Hello love, I'm a bit hired.
Speaker 4: She's on one. Mum is on the rampage today. Paul
Speaker 4: Brody has just copped it from you.
Speaker 5: Brodie from Lauren.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me.
Speaker 2: I've got a challenge for you for the duration of
Speaker 2: this podcast. You're not allowed to touch your microphone because
Speaker 2: it's been You've been a pain in everyone's ass because
Speaker 2: of it. You're not touch it for the entire.
Speaker 5: Okay, just to sneak behind, sneak peak Pine the curtains.
Speaker 5: Jace has complained his microphone hasn't been good enough, so
Speaker 5: we've had a technician in here for the best part
Speaker 5: of forty five minutes trying to fix it for him.
Speaker 5: You no, No, No, I was. But we think part
Speaker 5: of yours is nice.
Speaker 3: We think part of the problem is that you touch
Speaker 3: it too much. No, that's not the issue, is part
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 5: So anytime he touches it, you just want to do it.
Speaker 5: Everyone has to shout out not that, no touching.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to spray you with sanitize it every
Speaker 2: time you get to close.
Speaker 1: No, not over the equipment.
Speaker 2: You No, he'll do.
Speaker 5: It in your faith. No, I don't stangers panic. Okay,
Speaker 5: So how's everyone's weekends?
Speaker 1: Excellent? How was yours?
Speaker 6: This is a hostile podcast.
Speaker 1: This is podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm off you and I'm at a very book oaken it.
Speaker 3: You know what Clinton? I have done a swap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah you have. Actually you're mean midlife.
Speaker 3: He touched it. He touched it. We you could hear me.
Speaker 5: I've been away four weekends in a row out of
Speaker 5: Melbourne and I'm worrying out there. I'm doing it the
Speaker 5: proper way, thank you, and I'm exhaucers.
Speaker 7: Yes, but you went to Fisher and that's unreal, little
Speaker 7: fishy fish.
Speaker 1: I get a quiet weekend?
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty quiet?
Speaker 5: Actually?
Speaker 1: What times you go out Friday? Uh?
Speaker 7: Well, actually went to the.
Speaker 4: I'm just done a the naicey details of disass for time.
Speaker 4: What time did you officially go out leaving the house
Speaker 4: on Friday?
Speaker 1: Seven? No?
Speaker 7: Pm?
Speaker 1: No, I think it was earlier seven pm.
Speaker 3: And what time did you come home?
Speaker 1: She's still coming I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why does that matter?
Speaker 7: Mum and Dad over it?
Speaker 3: I went out three days in a row, Macy. That's
Speaker 3: very unlike.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Look I had a big night on Friday and I
Speaker 7: finished up quite early.
Speaker 3: In the morning. Good on you, thank you.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, this is time to mention on
Speaker 5: Macy early eight am.
Speaker 1: So when you're heading home at eight am, do you
Speaker 1: get stuck in traffic?
Speaker 7: It was really depressing. There's nothing worse than seeing the sunrise.
Speaker 4: I was on the way to school the kids sport
Speaker 4: at eight am. Oh, that would have made my day
Speaker 4: if I saw you cross the lights in front.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was there a big group back at the house.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was.
Speaker 3: It was a big group.
Speaker 7: Actually, no, because what happened was I'm reading it. Actually
Speaker 7: we had a good time. We had a good time. Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 7: And then the rest of the weekend was very.
Speaker 6: We're jealous.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 7: Actually, well, I put you in an awkward position because
Speaker 7: you bloody got two people muddled up.
Speaker 1: Oh sent me a.
Speaker 4: Photo of someone she was with, and I replied saying,
Speaker 4: it's turbot Tommy and it looked nothing like Tommy the boyfriend.
Speaker 4: But to be fair, I was a couple of Margi's
Speaker 4: in that, mate.
Speaker 6: We are you still touching?
Speaker 1: It moves, don't sprain me, It doesn't move.
Speaker 2: Catagorphy does not move.
Speaker 7: It's just so off Brodie anyway, And then you know
Speaker 7: when you're like, comes to Sunday, You're like, go to
Speaker 7: work in the morning. I'm just gonna have a really
Speaker 7: really quiet night, get a good night's sleep, go to
Speaker 7: bed early. And then I had the worst sleep of
Speaker 7: my entire life. Tossing, turning, just not what, not what
Speaker 7: I needed? You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't stay at the bf's house.
Speaker 3: No stopped touching, it stops throwing. Guys, I'm going to
Speaker 3: leave on again. I don't like violence.
Speaker 1: So we left that at the old Please, we should
Speaker 1: have left you with you.
Speaker 3: I think actually the common denominator.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: In fact, you know what, if you don't start behaving,
Speaker 5: we might send you back. Oh please, yes, we might
Speaker 5: send you back. I don't back to where you belong.
Speaker 5: It's okay, where that behavior belongs.
Speaker 3: It's true. No one will let you in.
Speaker 6: Nobody there working.
Speaker 5: Let's not talk about it. Cards well, they wouldn't have
Speaker 5: thought to cancel. There's no medicans exactly right.
Speaker 1: Mum, When did you get back from the g seat.
Speaker 3: I got back yesterday.
Speaker 5: So I went. I did Melbourne, Sydney, Sydney, Gold Coast,
Speaker 5: Gold Coast Melbourne on the weekend. It was a big weekend.
Speaker 5: We did there as you know, I wasn't here for
Speaker 5: the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's a long flight.
Speaker 3: It was in Sydney.
Speaker 5: Did that I was gonna say, thought not thought mad
Speaker 5: Max Premier then did the show on Friday morning in
Speaker 5: very average form. And then they were supposed to part
Speaker 5: of the Gold Coast and I went back to Crown
Speaker 5: we were staying and said to Paul, I ain't leaving.
Speaker 5: I ain't going to the airport. I ain't getting on
Speaker 5: a plane.
Speaker 3: We ain't leaving. And I took my clothes off and
Speaker 3: I climbed I was.
Speaker 5: I climbed into that big bed and I put the
Speaker 5: blackout blinds down and I went back to sleep Heaven.
Speaker 5: First of all, I made sure they had I said,
Speaker 5: I'm coming back to the hotel and I'm starving. So
Speaker 5: they all, like ten of them, filled up their plates.
Speaker 3: At the breakfast buffey.
Speaker 5: So when I got there to have my own buffet
Speaker 5: on the table, he did not think I looked cute to.
Speaker 1: That point, I didn't think eating the buffet, eating.
Speaker 3: The buffet, and where are leaving?
Speaker 5: So then I went to sleep, slept through lunch. Friend
Speaker 5: of mine was supposed to come and meet me. I
Speaker 5: was having lunch with Whipper from Fitty and Whipper in Sydney.
Speaker 5: He called me, so I'm ten minutes away and I said,
Speaker 5: turn around and go home.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding up. I ain't leaving this bed for no.
Speaker 1: Did you say that sent him home?
Speaker 3: That's that's a ship.
Speaker 1: Friend ship friend. He would have been devo.
Speaker 5: And I said to him, I'm so sorry, I just
Speaker 5: can't get up. And he said, after fifteen years of breakfast,
Speaker 5: you don't need to apologize to me.
Speaker 3: I know when someone's tired.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 5: So I went back to sleep and then got up,
Speaker 5: went to the bar and had two bloody Mary's and
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm back.
Speaker 3: I'm back baby.
Speaker 1: Saturday Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 3: Night, twenty two of us went did you no sorry?
Speaker 5: Friday Night, twenty two of us went to Chinese said
Speaker 5: to Paula, we have a date night at Crown, the
Speaker 5: Chinese restaurant there.
Speaker 3: Said let's have a date night, and ended up with
Speaker 3: twenty two of us. Clint came Saturdays.
Speaker 1: Was there, lazy Susan I.
Speaker 3: Never run from or We were on like five different tables,
Speaker 3: all next to each other.
Speaker 5: It was quite fun. And then we got up and
Speaker 5: went to Queensland. How about that stage up.
Speaker 1: Were you in bed early Saturday night? Friday night?
Speaker 3: Oh like ten thirty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul, stay out or did you go to bed
Speaker 1: ten thirty?
Speaker 5: He came to bed at ten thirty he was told
Speaker 5: to tell. I was like tonight, ain't it? Because then
Speaker 5: we had to go to Sydney Gold Coast for Fisher.
Speaker 5: I'm exhausted just talking about the weekend.
Speaker 4: Friday night, trying to get in and out of dinner
Speaker 4: so I can get home watch the footy.
Speaker 3: Well the boys just had the footy on their phone
Speaker 3: in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah see, I tried doing that loud blew up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're on a night we had twenty las.
Speaker 3: You care, bloody Dacoss.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: What a game?
Speaker 7: What a game? You most can't be mad because this.
Speaker 1: Shribbled over the fucking line.
Speaker 7: It was like your beauty day Cross though, didn't it
Speaker 7: just had to be a day Cross.
Speaker 3: But they're so likable, the day Cross boys.
Speaker 6: Stupid sexy Dacoss.
Speaker 3: He can do it all, honey.
Speaker 1: He's the one with a really nice girlfriend that came.
Speaker 3: In the other day Yeah right, she was that the
Speaker 3: other day Cross. His girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 3: She is beautiful and lovely.
Speaker 1: Yes, what do you do on the weekend?
Speaker 2: Thumb pretty quiet, went to the footy Saturday, and then
Speaker 2: Friday night just went to MAT's place.
Speaker 5: Oh my.
Speaker 2: Ah, midnight Friday and probably midnight again.
Speaker 1: Was the missus like when are you going to chat
Speaker 1: with me? She was on Friday? How was she about your.
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: So I was going to say, you were the talk
Speaker 5: of the town. After Fisher he rented an apartment right
Speaker 5: next to the stage, so because it was on the
Speaker 5: beach and then the road, and so we had an
Speaker 5: apartment right there looking at and before everyone went to
Speaker 5: the Fisher's party afterwards, we're like, let's just go back there,
Speaker 5: let the traffic settle, and then we'll go.
Speaker 3: So we went back for a drink. We'll sitting around
Speaker 3: this glass table.
Speaker 5: And everyone was sitting around this glass table and I
Speaker 5: looked down and saw of my legs and I was like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, you guys think this is weird. And
Speaker 5: I told him about you sitting nude at the glass
Speaker 5: table eating, and all of the girls just kept looking
Speaker 5: down at their own legs and we just were trying
Speaker 5: to imagine it.
Speaker 3: And in the morning it had made a long night
Speaker 3: at Fisher, I woke.
Speaker 5: Up to all these messages like I just can't stop
Speaker 5: thinking about the dick and balls under the glass.
Speaker 3: You were the talk of the town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a few people bringing up with me on the
Speaker 1: weekend too.
Speaker 5: But go and sit at a glass table in a
Speaker 5: miniskirts so I could see my legs and I was like,
Speaker 5: I just couldn't imagine.
Speaker 3: Glass tables are strange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a bit of feedback and I never
Speaker 2: hear from Anika mid show pulled me on your talk
Speaker 2: about it on Friday, and she's like what did she say?
Speaker 1: He is? Are you kidding me? Or something?
Speaker 2: Because all of her colleagues listening to the show, and
Speaker 2: then so she had to answer questions when she got
Speaker 2: to work about that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you put a bit of mayo on the
Speaker 3: story though? Or is that I won't do.
Speaker 2: It becau it's cold, but I am naked a lot
Speaker 2: and I've done all those things.
Speaker 1: Definitely, whether every time wearing closed today must be cold.
Speaker 3: That's how we'll just gauge the temperage.
Speaker 1: Are you and you and Braid's going swimming? Today?
Speaker 8: Uh? Yeah, I will be Are you going? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I usually go to the sawna on Monday, sweat out
Speaker 2: your sins from the weekend.
Speaker 8: You might have at the sauna.
Speaker 5: You going there, No, she's dehydrated, she needs another twenty
Speaker 5: four hours before she goes.
Speaker 1: I feel like they could go and lick the floor
Speaker 1: after she's.
Speaker 3: Been in there, go and give an ivy.
Speaker 7: I feel like I just need a week asleep. Do
Speaker 7: you know what ruined me not getting a good night sleep?
Speaker 1: Last night?
Speaker 7: I was so ready, I'd like, put a candle on,
Speaker 7: I read a bit of a book. I was like,
Speaker 7: just then go to sleep.
Speaker 5: It's dangerous sleeping with the candle, and then just to
Speaker 5: wind down routine.
Speaker 7: Because what happened was I went to bed early, and
Speaker 7: then my housemates got home, put the heater on, but
Speaker 7: then no one turned it off. So I woke up like,
Speaker 7: oh my gosh, I'm sweating.
Speaker 3: When you're already dehydrated.
Speaker 7: And then I just couldn't get back to sleep because
Speaker 7: I realistically had a bit of a nap, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yes, It's like when someone you go to bed
Speaker 5: before you partner and they come in and wake you up,
Speaker 5: and then you're like, well, now I'm out of the cycle.
Speaker 1: Correct. He came in last night to wake us up,
Speaker 1: and I just lay there pretending I was asleep.
Speaker 3: What did he want?
Speaker 1: I just need a night nightmare?
Speaker 6: He wanted money, money, grow up.
Speaker 5: And I was like, justus, at what age do you
Speaker 5: stop caring about the night?
Speaker 8: You said?
Speaker 3: That's your problem now?
Speaker 4: No, he's just not me walking back to their bed,
Speaker 4: but he came around the dad dad dad, and I
Speaker 4: went on and I was like OK, and then I
Speaker 4: just shut my eyes.
Speaker 3: Because I know we get up all the time, that
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be the one getting up.
Speaker 1: You get up, So I thought, thank you Lauren.
Speaker 3: So that's what I was like, just grab and did
Speaker 3: she get up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just laid the pretending wake up this morning?
Speaker 1: Text to us? What do you mean he came in?
Speaker 3: I thought I was having a nightmare that he was
Speaker 3: waking up.
Speaker 7: I remember that what was the dream?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I couldn't ask. All right, guys, well
Speaker 1: that is it? Ali? You got anything to carry out?
Speaker 1: What's for dinner?
Speaker 6: We get you by the knas No, No, that's a
Speaker 6: great story, yeah about.
Speaker 1: What's happened.
Speaker 8: So I was supposed to go to the footy on
Speaker 8: Sunday night, but I was like, no, I'm wrecked. I'm
Speaker 8: just going to stay in.
Speaker 3: So that was my first bad Who are we going
Speaker 3: with Carlton?
Speaker 1: The whole suburb?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 1: Good people out?
Speaker 3: A lot of bloody people, some friends, labor? Where you going?
Speaker 8: Right? So?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where was I up to?
Speaker 8: Yeah? So I was like okay, and I was crazy, okay,
Speaker 8: wait everyone stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you were going to go to the footy yeah.
Speaker 8: And then I was like no, And I'd been craving
Speaker 8: homemade pizza, so like when I got ingredients, I was like,
Speaker 8: started making a homemade pizza and I hadn't used it.
Speaker 3: Eody, Oh sure, don't turn me off. What do I
Speaker 3: go wrong on? Can I talk? Yeah?
Speaker 8: And I haven't used the oven yet, so I like
Speaker 8: opened the oven and it just felt like gas and
Speaker 8: I was like, m so FaceTime, Dad, I was like,
Speaker 8: is this okay?
Speaker 3: Like is it okay to use?
Speaker 8: He was like like, just see how it goes. So
Speaker 8: I finished making my pizza and I put the pizza
Speaker 8: in waited like ten minutes and I opened it up again.
Speaker 8: It was like really gassy like and I was like,
Speaker 8: I'm too scared.
Speaker 1: So that was.
Speaker 8: Suresh And then I was like, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 8: order uber because it was like, question, what.
Speaker 1: Are You're not understanding the symbols on the oven?
Speaker 3: Because the symbols shouldn't be a gas setting on it.
Speaker 1: No, they shouldn't be. I reckon, she's got the stove.
Speaker 7: Do you have an old oven where you have to
Speaker 7: hold the button down and then turn the gas?
Speaker 8: No, it's automatic gas thing like I trust me. I
Speaker 8: went through it anyway, So.
Speaker 5: I was like, Okay, I'm going to order. Are you listening,
Speaker 5: I'm listening listening. Don't tell him, tell me I'm your favorite.
Speaker 8: Anyway, I started ordering uber e from like down the road,
Speaker 8: and I ordered lasagna because I couldn't be bothered cooking
Speaker 8: anything and I had no ingredients left. And then.
Speaker 1: Any version of yeah, it's just a bowl of what.
Speaker 8: Knocky with no sauce?
Speaker 3: What do you just the potato?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And they're trying to complain you're gotta get through the.
Speaker 3: I to take a photo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, get help show me the photo my uber app
Speaker 7: And what did they say?
Speaker 3: But it was no?
Speaker 1: But then obviously he's delivered.
Speaker 8: No, it said like my name and everything, but it
Speaker 8: said no, it was just a little bit.
Speaker 1: You eat it? No, what did you eat.
Speaker 8: I ended up just cooking something of this like.
Speaker 5: I should.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you should have gone to the foot.
Speaker 4: You're an angry girl if you don't get your bolonnaise
Speaker 4: or some form of your pizza.
Speaker 3: You stuffed your pizza up on Saturday night.
Speaker 8: Off because I was thought I was being really good.
Speaker 8: I was staying in, I wasn't drinking, and.
Speaker 4: I just on Friday night, nineteen minutes agoing by and
Speaker 4: I'm like, where is this fucking pizza? And that's when
Speaker 4: they rang, and like you coming to get it in order.
Speaker 3: To pick up, not delivery, Oh idiot, find it?
Speaker 4: What a fool, What a big old fool, because I
Speaker 4: couldn't leave the house and I'm like, well you eat.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what.
Speaker 6: A lot of things come down to use their error adjacent.
Speaker 3: That's era.
Speaker 6: And I'd like to say thank you to mays Dog
Speaker 6: for sorting me out with tickets for hear what this
Speaker 6: dickhead did. And I need to say sorry to mays
Speaker 6: Dog for a night checking what date the gig was on,
Speaker 6: because I went on Saturday the tickets to the Friday
Speaker 6: and I rocked up and the machine was like and.
Speaker 8: You even told me all night horran tickets are for
Speaker 8: Friday night.
Speaker 7: Hang on, are you trying to blame me?
Speaker 1: This morning he was like, Mas, dog gave me the wrong.
Speaker 6: I'm saying sorry because I wasted the tickets. Because I'm
Speaker 6: an idiot.
Speaker 5: He took his wife on a date night and then
Speaker 5: got there and my wife and I got kicked out.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get in, idiot rod Labor.
Speaker 1: We are surrounded by idiots. We surrounded by idiots. She
Speaker 1: can't order a lasagna. He can't fuck get to a coffee.
Speaker 5: You can't order a pizza either. I'm the only one
Speaker 5: that had a successful weekend.
Speaker 3: You know what I did.
Speaker 1: I ordered over.
Speaker 3: It's not because.
Speaker 5: I got home from the airport and I'd blown over lunchtime,
Speaker 5: so I'd had breakfast and.
Speaker 3: No lunch, and it was like four point thirty, and
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I want to go
Speaker 3: to bed early time. I'm going to order out at.
Speaker 5: All I wanted was schnitz So I wanted to get
Speaker 5: some schnitz chips and a schnitzy, and I ordered there's one. Literally,
Speaker 5: it's it's three hundred meters from my house. But I
Speaker 5: was like, I ain't leaving a living so I ordered it,
Speaker 5: and then it said, oh, your order has been picked up.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh great, you'll be here in
Speaker 5: about three minutes. And it came from I'd ordered it
Speaker 5: a schnitz in Elson and I live in South the Aarra.
Speaker 3: It was like twenty five minutes.
Speaker 6: It was somewhere over.
Speaker 1: That I didn't know. We must go cemony.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 4: Fine, she