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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and whipp A podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is a really interesting one and it's the story

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Speaker 2: of Jess Hoyle. She's twenty four years of age from

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Speaker 2: down in lon Ceston in Tasmania and she had a

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Speaker 2: Hings night in twenty twenty. Now this has all just

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Speaker 2: gone to court, so they're recalling what happened at the

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Speaker 2: Hens Night twenty twenty and they're great nights. Penis Straws,

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Speaker 2: you're having a man, You have a funny time, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, been the doodle on the striper.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's all this kind of stuff. Hold her hairbag,

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Speaker 2: what she's about to vombit? All this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 2: And it's a great You catch up with some really

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Speaker 2: good old friends and you say this is your last

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Speaker 2: night of freedom. It's not the beginning, it's the end.

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Speaker 1: So you were there to speak on the nightmare.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's really funny. Okay. Then they started a game.

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Speaker 2: I've never have I ever dangerous game. I've never rated it.

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Speaker 2: I think it's stupid. I think a lot of people

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Speaker 2: lie in it. Someone ends up crying because they then

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Speaker 2: confess to something and everyone judges them for exactly and

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Speaker 2: if you're doing it with couples, it's stupid, dangers.

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Speaker 1: Place to play. Really, it's really kind of a game

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Speaker 1: in here.

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Speaker 2: Did you know?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I always think as well that people trying to be

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Speaker 2: cool and act cool around others, so they'll just put

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Speaker 2: their hand up and go, yeah I did. I did

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Speaker 2: lose the broomstick, and I don't know where we I

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Speaker 2: slipped in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I so.

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Speaker 2: So Jess was in there, and Sarah she's she's she's

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Speaker 2: in a gay relationship, but she just split up with

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Speaker 2: that person. So they're playing never have I ever? And

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Speaker 2: all the women are putting their hands up and going, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: have you ever done this with a man? And then

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Speaker 2: girls will put their hand up and then you'd have

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Speaker 2: to scull you drink, okay, a bit more detail players.

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Speaker 2: Then someone said someone one of the women said, has

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Speaker 2: anyone ever made love with their toothbrush? And a couple

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Speaker 2: of girls put their hand up, A few giggles, a

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Speaker 2: few giggles, and then you've got a neck you Bacardi breeze.

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Speaker 2: Probably not that end of the funny tooth And then

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Speaker 2: Jess oile she was she was next. Okay, so she

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Speaker 2: had to come up with something. Oh, she didn't make

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Speaker 2: love to her tooth brush, and she had to come up.

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Speaker 2: So she she said to herself, well, what am I

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Speaker 2: going to do? Because I'm gay and I haven't been

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Speaker 2: in that many relationships. I didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 2: So she thought to herself, Oh, makes something up and

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Speaker 2: these a her exact words. So I said, I don't

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Speaker 2: have a man, but I have a cat, and I

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Speaker 2: play with his balls. She really didn't quit that. Never

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Speaker 2: have I ever sit out. That's where it went a

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Speaker 2: little bit weird, a little bit. The funnier part about

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Speaker 2: it is that Bruce her cat. And there's Bruce there,

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Speaker 2: lovely canti and he's a bit old, looks happy though.

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Speaker 2: Bruce doesn't even have any against Sarah because he's had

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Speaker 2: an operation. He's been d six when he was younger.

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Speaker 2: So she's done that just to get him with the

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Speaker 2: cool group. And unfortunately it hasn't gone down too well

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Speaker 2: because after the hungover, they were hungover the next day

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Speaker 2: after that, someone's reported her at the party to the

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Speaker 2: police bestiality and bestiality and doing and for just using

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Speaker 2: her cat.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, what's new is his hand down

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Speaker 1: around the crotch.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen the cat with I

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Speaker 2: don't think maybe they're internal balls. That dog doesn't have

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Speaker 2: a ball bag, didn't The cops figure out pretty quickly

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Speaker 2: how led this idea?

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Speaker 1: What when if you needed to speak to the police

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Speaker 1: and say, will you try and find the aggots on

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Speaker 1: my cat because they've been removed, and then we'll get

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Speaker 1: back to how serious this charge is.

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Speaker 2: So now Jess is suing the person that went to

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Speaker 2: the police about it and said, look, I just made

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Speaker 2: it up. It was a game of never Have I Ever?

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Speaker 2: Was you know what, Everyone was having a good time.

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Speaker 2: I was just trying to be cool and to fit

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Speaker 2: in with everybody else's story. That's just there, Yess.

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Speaker 1: The hardest the hardest part is if it goes sour

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Speaker 1: for Jess and she ends up in the slammer.

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Speaker 2: What are you in for? Well, there was a game

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Speaker 2: of never Have I Ever? And anyway, the cat's.

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Speaker 1: Balls got involved and the next thing you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: at it.

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Speaker 2: We want to play Never Have I Ever? In prison?

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Speaker 2: Budget no, no, no, no, no, what's new? Just hand

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Speaker 2: around my cross. That's why it is such a dangerous game,

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Speaker 2: especially when you're young, because you're trying to fit in.

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Speaker 2: It was like spin the bottle, never rated. Spin the bottle.

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Speaker 2: And you sit there and they're so nervous, going it's

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Speaker 2: gonna it's going to spin onto me at something. Because

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Speaker 2: you had cold sauce, wasn't it. You're nervous. Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: just that's why Kristen Murray dropped me at the Camp

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Speaker 2: Meadows camp the ski. It was the water ski camp

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Speaker 2: when I was so excited Sarah and I had this

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Speaker 2: huge cold saw and I got that. Jody Gurr came

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Speaker 2: up to me and said, it's over. Your prison. Doesn't

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Speaker 2: want to go out with you anymore. It's the thing

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Speaker 2: on your lip. Just serious, look at me. I'm a

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Speaker 2: great I don't touch cat's ball.

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Speaker 1: Back onto the cat. It wasn't mister Mustopheles. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: rub tub Tugger.

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Speaker 2: Was it. It was Jake Gorden.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't rum tum tuger, was it?

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Speaker 2: What's new?

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Speaker 1: That's rum tum Tuger's.

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Speaker 2: Right for a game. I never have time. You said

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Speaker 2: it because you're listening to the Fitz and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: A chap