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Speaker 1: I'm Anna and I'm Matt. Let's jump in Hello and
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning Anna. How are you feeling today on this beautiful,
Speaker 2: rainy Monday morning.
Speaker 1: I'm not good. My feet are currently wet because I
Speaker 1: wore my crocs and all of the rain was like
Speaker 1: getting into the holes. So wrong choice of footwear from
Speaker 1: me this morning? How are you?
Speaker 2: I did say that I was going to wear my crocs,
Speaker 2: but then I looked down. I saw it with raining
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'll just sleep these in the car.
Speaker 2: Don't want to get wet socks. There's nothing worse than
Speaker 2: wet socks.
Speaker 1: But there's nothing better than comfy, comfy crocs.
Speaker 2: Do you think crocs are a thing?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I've had a lot of people telling me that they're
Speaker 2: not a thing and I need to take them off,
Speaker 2: But I think they are. I love them. I reckon,
Speaker 2: they're the thing.
Speaker 1: Their comfy, they're fashionable. Some people don't find them that fashionable,
Speaker 1: but I feel like, if you're a fashion forward person,
Speaker 1: you love Kraft.
Speaker 2: Do you have the healed ones yet or no?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the healed ones and we were in Sydney.
Speaker 2: You did too, Yeah, I like them. They're cool.
Speaker 1: What was funny was we were interviewing DJ Tiger Lily
Speaker 1: also known as Dara, and Matt was wearing his crocs
Speaker 1: and everyone was giving you so much shit about it
Speaker 1: in the office, and I was like, I was going
Speaker 1: to wear mine too, Like I was backing you up.
Speaker 1: And then Dara otherwise known as DJ Tiger Lily rolled
Speaker 1: in with her crocs, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: everyone changed their tune.
Speaker 2: Well, she did come in with some cool healed ones
Speaker 2: with all the jibs all over them. I like my
Speaker 2: g flip ones. I reckon, they're so cool.
Speaker 1: Have been wearing them quite a lot.
Speaker 2: How about when we were at Portobello PR and then
Speaker 2: they were like showing us the crocs and they like
Speaker 2: were giving us this pair of them, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I was like, what about the G flip ones. Do
Speaker 2: you have my size? I was like, they are fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm so naughty.
Speaker 2: And then I got him and I was like, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm so happy. So after Sophie's choice between both pairs
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 1: Over the cross, it's Grand Prix week, Yes it is.
Speaker 2: So we've got glamour on the grid. On Wednesday, you
Speaker 2: did a nice little photo shoot for the Herald Sun.
Speaker 2: That was cool.
Speaker 1: I did. I had the flag. It was very exciting
Speaker 1: and girl, yeah, the grid girl. You know what, back
Speaker 1: in my heyday when I used some model, we were
Speaker 1: a good girl. I wasn't a grid girl, but I
Speaker 1: did some like promotional work for the Grand Prix, I
Speaker 1: think for Johnny Walker. Yeah, and we all had like
Speaker 1: the same outfits. On There's like a video of me
Speaker 1: that circulated that kind of went a bit viral with
Speaker 1: me and it was like me and this other model
Speaker 1: and Daniel Ricardo in the middle in the day.
Speaker 2: With Danielcado back in the day. Did you there for
Speaker 2: around Grand Prix?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, on like a rooftop for this brand, it was
Speaker 2: like bull shorts. It was on nine News. I remember that.
Speaker 1: If you have seen ninetys at six. Yeah, So We're excited.
Speaker 1: We love the Grand Prix, right, yeah I do.
Speaker 2: I I was just like I saw it sold out
Speaker 2: and I was just like, funk, I want to go,
Speaker 2: and lucky enough I was invited. It's Saturday, so I'm
Speaker 2: really excited to get there.
Speaker 1: I think like, if I had to say an event
Speaker 1: that was my favorite event of the year last year,
Speaker 1: it would have to be Grand Prix. We ended up
Speaker 1: last year getting into the Channel ten kind of sweet area.
Speaker 1: We watched the cars and then when the F one.
Speaker 2: Cars, They're like, they've got another name the cars. The
Speaker 2: cars makes it sound so like just you know, like
Speaker 2: media average, but they're like, what are they They've got
Speaker 2: a name? Kick going, Sorry, we'll come to me, He'll
Speaker 2: come to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay. Anyway, we watched we watch them like speed
Speaker 1: pass and then it was like sunset and we like
Speaker 1: got to walk the track and the sun was setting
Speaker 1: around us. It was like epic, like the most epic
Speaker 1: thing I reckon I've done in a hot minute. So
Speaker 1: I'm excited to be back. But I'm actually going to
Speaker 1: Hamilton Island on Friday.
Speaker 2: So you're missing the whole Grand Prix, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so normally you know this. Me and Michael have
Speaker 1: a Grand Prix party at our apartment because you can
Speaker 1: actually see the track. Yeah, you can actually watch it.
Speaker 1: I have a family holiday that has been booked. We
Speaker 1: didn't know that it was Grand Prix time, unfortunately, but
Speaker 1: I still will go.
Speaker 2: Who's going with your family?
Speaker 1: So it's me, my mom, my dad, my brother and Michael.
Speaker 2: Where are you staying?
Speaker 1: I don't know. On Hamilton Island?
Speaker 2: I will. I went there last year, so I recommend it.
Speaker 2: It's really fun.
Speaker 1: They're life so cool, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like island time. Have you booked into restaurants because
Speaker 2: you've got it to do that?
Speaker 1: Yes, books, Like my dad is very on top of that,
Speaker 1: so we're all booked in. Michael's mum was like, it
Speaker 1: kind of reminds me of the Truman Show. You know
Speaker 1: that movie. Well, because everyone's in like golf buggies. Everyone's
Speaker 1: like smiling and happy and it's just like this like
Speaker 1: perfect little.
Speaker 2: Have you booked set cruisers or anything?
Speaker 1: No, that's the only thing we haven't done. We want
Speaker 1: to do the Catamaram sunset cruise.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think when we get there, when we arrive,
Speaker 1: we have one day to ourselves. Michael and I. Then
Speaker 1: my parents will arrive on the Saturday, and then my
Speaker 1: brother will arrive on the Sunday. Cool, and then it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a real family affair.
Speaker 2: They're always fun.
Speaker 1: Michael's first family holiday.
Speaker 2: Make sure you get up before sunrise and you go
Speaker 2: down to the beach and watch the sunrise. One came
Speaker 2: up in my memory. See if it's still there. It
Speaker 2: was fucking it looks like a painting. It was so cool.
Speaker 2: We look out to like where the channel of the
Speaker 2: water looks so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love doing things like that on holiday, like
Speaker 1: really like making the effort to get up because really
Speaker 1: more early more, Yeah, early mornings, early nights are like
Speaker 1: not just on holiday, just in general. I feel I,
Speaker 1: as you know, went out on the weekend and shit
Speaker 1: got fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Like some serious Sunday scaries, didn't you.
Speaker 1: I mean I personally didn't, but I mean that there
Speaker 1: was a few people at the event that I was
Speaker 1: at that's probably are waking up with some big Sunday scaries.
Speaker 2: How much of it can you share right now, because
Speaker 2: I mean what you've told me is wild scene wild.
Speaker 1: So basically on the weekend, I went out with my
Speaker 1: girlfriends for like a lunch at one o'clock. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: girls like we're thinking. I was thinking at four o'clock,
Speaker 1: I'll be getting ready to cook dinner, probably watching a movie, relaxing,
Speaker 1: like as you guys know, don't go out anymore.
Speaker 2: What well, And then that was going to happen.
Speaker 1: But like obviously my single friend was like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: go to the Osborne. Will be fun. This is after lunch.
Speaker 1: So we've had a beautiful lunch, had a few approlls,
Speaker 1: feeling a bit buzzed up, like loving life, go to
Speaker 1: the Osborne.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I was meant to go to the Osborne.
Speaker 2: So my one of my best friends.
Speaker 1: Sank, God, you did it? Put that out there.
Speaker 2: One of my best mates, Nick invited me and he said,
Speaker 2: come like Nick, yeah you did see Nick there. You
Speaker 2: guys were hanging out and I would have been there.
Speaker 2: I would have been there, but I was sitting at
Speaker 2: home and I was like, the last thing I wanted
Speaker 2: to you tomorrow is be hungover or like drink tonight.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm just chill, like there's no like
Speaker 2: I got a little bit of an itch and then
Speaker 2: I was like, nah, no, let's keep this is staying
Speaker 2: in what do you call it on? So let's keep
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: Lucky didn't go after what I told you. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: obviously I can't say too much, but I'll say a.
Speaker 2: Little bit for legal purposes.
Speaker 1: For legal purposes, Well, firstly, I just want to start
Speaker 1: by saying there was heaps of people who listened to
Speaker 1: Where's your Head Act coming up and saying hate me,
Speaker 1: which was so nice. And particularly there was a girl
Speaker 1: called Emma who listens to every episode we've ever put out,
Speaker 1: which is so sweet. Hey Emma, she literally bought me
Speaker 1: and my friends number one a round of jam donuts.
Speaker 1: Is it I've never had a gam Donuts shot before.
Speaker 2: How did they put the rim in sugar?
Speaker 1: Yes, Bailey's Bailey's and what's the other one? Something strawberry
Speaker 1: wise but tasted to mine. I was like, oh nice.
Speaker 1: Then she brought up bought me and my friends a
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne, and she had a sham glass of
Speaker 1: champagne with us, and she was talking about the podcast.
Speaker 1: We had a really good chat. She was such a legend.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for doing that. Emma. You
Speaker 1: did not have to do that. I was like, please, no,
Speaker 1: I feel so bad that she was so nice. Anyway, obviously,
Speaker 1: as you can hear, you know there's there's a few
Speaker 1: drinks being I don't know how much I can say,
Speaker 1: Like it's giving me a little bit of anxiety.
Speaker 2: Just saying what you saw, that's your story, Okay, I
Speaker 2: say what I saw.
Speaker 1: Just basically, later in the night, a very well known
Speaker 1: Melbourne influencer through a glass at someone's head and cut
Speaker 1: them open and cut them open, and that person is
Speaker 1: pressing charges on this well known Melbourne influencer. I didn't
Speaker 1: see it happen, but I was very much there. I
Speaker 1: saw the aftermath and I was in shock.
Speaker 2: I reckon, just lave it at that. That's all you
Speaker 2: have to say really until more comes out.
Speaker 1: I'm obviously not going to throw anyone under the bus
Speaker 1: because I would. You know, the Sunday series about enough
Speaker 1: you don't want someone talking about it on your podcast.
Speaker 1: But still I don't think it's right for anyone unhinged.
Speaker 1: It's unhinged, like you can't throw glasses and punches at
Speaker 1: people too. Punch is thrown as well as the glass.
Speaker 2: When it comes out, I'm more than happy to talk
Speaker 2: about it because.
Speaker 1: I want that.
Speaker 2: So Anna.
Speaker 1: So basically I'm I witnessed. Well, I didn't see it
Speaker 1: with my own eyes, but I was there and I
Speaker 1: saw the aftermath. But yeah, wild scenes. I couldn't I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it happened. To be honest, I'm still very
Speaker 1: much in shock.
Speaker 2: I hope the girl that was the victim of it
Speaker 2: is okay. From what you told me, she is, so
Speaker 2: she's pressing charges, and so she should. No one should
Speaker 2: be able to do.
Speaker 1: That, Absolutely no one. She agreed, agreed, So my Saturday
Speaker 1: night took a bit of an off turn. And after that, like, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm nature the girl was okay. But then Michael and
Speaker 1: I were like, should we just go home and get
Speaker 1: a pizza? I was like, it was twelve thirty, it
Speaker 1: was that was already pretty late for me. I was like,
Speaker 1: let's let's wrap this shit up, like you know, the.
Speaker 2: Day on the Pierce and then to go like I
Speaker 2: just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even that drunk. I think I was just
Speaker 1: more like shocked. I was just shocked in general.
Speaker 2: I saw that I saw that person do that, I
Speaker 2: would be I'm disgusted even hearing it. To be fair
Speaker 2: to be there, all right, So I also want to
Speaker 2: clear up something I said last week for my recommendation
Speaker 2: about going on your phone. I've spoken to some people
Speaker 2: that can find you. They are cops. You can only
Speaker 2: use your phone in the holder to change music or
Speaker 2: to answer and hang up calls. You can't scroll. I
Speaker 2: think that goes out saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, were scrolling on you.
Speaker 2: I wasn't. So anyone that thinks that, oh I can
Speaker 2: scroll because it's on the holder, No, you can't. It's
Speaker 2: just to answer hang up phones and to change music. Right,
Speaker 2: I've got a dilemma for you, though. Go on on
Speaker 2: the weekend, Jen and I found a wallet on our
Speaker 2: wood Main Street, Ormond Road. So we found a wallet.
Speaker 2: It had the guys all the guys cards in it.
Speaker 2: It had his license, We got his address, It had
Speaker 2: his Medicare, his medybank, a photo of his grandchildren, had
Speaker 2: all this stuff in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like an old older man.
Speaker 2: Older I ended up, so he was older and it
Speaker 2: had cash in there.
Speaker 1: Right, how much?
Speaker 2: Well, let's just say it was enough to get Jen
Speaker 2: and I lunch and a coffee. Right. No, listen, this
Speaker 2: is a dilemma that it's been brought to my attention before. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we look at the address, we search it. We go, okay,
Speaker 2: let's bring it back to him. We're nice people, let's
Speaker 2: bring it back to him. So we go to his house.
Speaker 2: We're ringing the doorbell, dog's bark and you can clearly
Speaker 2: tell someone's home. You can clearly tell. You can hear
Speaker 2: movement and all that sort of stuff. Mind you, it's
Speaker 2: in our wood. It's your dream house. It's fucking it's
Speaker 2: a nice house. It's really nice. This girl comes out,
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, that's my old man's She gets him.
Speaker 2: He comes out. I give him the world. I say, hey, mate, like,
Speaker 2: here's your wallet, found it on Ormond Road. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And he was like, oh, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You know, awkward little like blah blah blah exchange. Then
Speaker 2: I leave. And then I was in the car with
Speaker 2: Jen and I was like, look, if someone handed me
Speaker 2: my wallet, it had all my details in there, wouldn't
Speaker 2: you go here? It's like a little reward, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd go here. What cash is in there? No one
Speaker 2: carries cash these days, or whatever was in there, I'd
Speaker 2: go here, thank you? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just felt a little bit awkward that he did.
Speaker 2: I don't know because I would do that. And then
Speaker 2: it was just like this awkward exchange, like do you
Speaker 2: think if your hand in you.
Speaker 1: Were like you were like sitting there waiting being like so.
Speaker 2: Not sort of like that. But do you think it
Speaker 2: got brought to my attention from a couple of guys
Speaker 2: that I know. We spoke about it, me and my mates,
Speaker 2: and they said they would take the cash give the
Speaker 2: wallet back, and I said, no, I would never physically
Speaker 2: take the cash, but I think so, say it was
Speaker 2: like fifty five dollars in there. I think an hour
Speaker 2: of my time is worth more than fifty five dollars.
Speaker 2: And it's more than an hour to get like your
Speaker 2: to go to vic rohades, get your license, get all
Speaker 2: your cards done. I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I'm firstly glad that you didn't take the money. No,
Speaker 1: I'm as a real thing, and I don't think you
Speaker 1: should actually take it. Would I expect him, not expect,
Speaker 1: but like would I know I would? Would I expec
Speaker 1: him to maybe give me the fifty dollars in there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I think that's fair, Like he.
Speaker 2: Thanks, mate, You've saved me a lot of time, a
Speaker 2: lot of Yeah.
Speaker 1: For instance, I once had an Uber driver deliver my
Speaker 1: phone back to my house. So I got like one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars out and gave it to him because obviously
Speaker 1: my phone is invaluable to me with all the memories,
Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera, And yeah, I gave him one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars just to say thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, with my mates, my argument was, my wallet is
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars, my like, the actual physical wallet to
Speaker 2: buy a new one is four hundred dollars, like the
Speaker 2: like to go to the vicros to get all your
Speaker 2: cards redone and your Medicare cards, your media bank cards,
Speaker 2: like do you know what I mean? That's worth more than.
Speaker 1: So basically you're salty that.
Speaker 2: It was just something that I was at a lemma
Speaker 2: that I brought up, and I was just say, hmm,
Speaker 2: what's what's your opinion?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what's what's the right thing to do? What's
Speaker 1: like the going thing?
Speaker 2: What's the going thing? I just thought, yeah, look, I
Speaker 2: just thought i'd bring it up. I thought I was
Speaker 2: a bit like hm hmm, like that I'd be like,
Speaker 2: here's fifty dollars, go get yourself lunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Am I wrong? Am I right? I asked, he's.
Speaker 1: Really like gracious and thankful and saying like, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I really appreciate it. Maybe he didn't even
Speaker 1: realize as well it was missing.
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't say he was overly thankful. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: say he was Oh, you really are. I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: he was overly grateful.
Speaker 1: But but look, you've done the right thing. Of course,
Speaker 1: karma's coming for you. Something good is going to happen,
Speaker 1: and like you can rest easy at night knowing that
Speaker 1: you've done the right thing. I think that's enough. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's enough to reward yourself with the fact that you
Speaker 1: can sleep easy at night.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not like, I'm not so like, I'm not
Speaker 2: cursing this guy's name. But it was just something that
Speaker 2: I thought was a good conversation to bring up.
Speaker 1: Maybe there was like two hundred dollars in there and
Speaker 1: someone's already taking one fifty, and he's thinking, this fucking guy,
Speaker 1: he's fucking taking one fifty. He's getting no more.
Speaker 2: From me anymore. No, No, I didn't. I didn't even think,
Speaker 2: to be fair, I didn't even think about taking the
Speaker 2: cash out his permission.
Speaker 3: It's hit.
Speaker 2: I thought, you go, oh here, like I will do that.
Speaker 2: Go here, thanks mate, Yeah, here you go. You got
Speaker 2: a recommendation for this week.
Speaker 1: I do have a recommendation. So last night Michael and
Speaker 1: I a little bit hungover from the weekend, we were
Speaker 1: watching this TV show, which I think is fucking hilarious. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I love ninety Day Fiance and that is
Speaker 1: now finished, like I've just finished the whole season, so
Speaker 1: like I love that, like trash TV, like that TLC
Speaker 1: type of TV. Love it right.
Speaker 2: States, Yes, yes, it's so good.
Speaker 1: I saw this show on I think it's on nine now.
Speaker 2: Nine now actually has some really good stuff. Yes, I
Speaker 2: was on this.
Speaker 1: Don't make this sound like a promo.
Speaker 2: Fucking nine now, No it does. We were going through
Speaker 2: there the other day. It's got some good stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Michael and I started watching Extreme Sisters, and
Speaker 1: fucking god, it's good. It's so good. It's like trash TV.
Speaker 1: It's easy watching if you're hungover and you're feeling a
Speaker 1: bit anxious. It really just like pulled the anxiety out
Speaker 1: of my life. I was pissing myself laughing. It's about
Speaker 1: like siblings who are co dependent. So there's okay. So
Speaker 1: there's this girl called Adam and Lucy their identical twin sisters,
Speaker 1: and they do everything together, like they go to the
Speaker 1: toilet together. They literally like if one of them is
Speaker 1: like brooming, they want to be the most identical twins ever,
Speaker 1: so the other one will fake broom beside her. It's
Speaker 1: so good. I literally messaged them last night being like, hey,
Speaker 1: I would love to have you on our podcast because
Speaker 1: I'm so fascinated by them. Like I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever encountered not that I've met them, but like seen
Speaker 1: anyone as fascinating as them. There's also this other I
Speaker 1: get you pull the h they go like this at
Speaker 1: the same time anyway, and then there's this other. So
Speaker 1: there's an identical set of twin girls and an identical
Speaker 1: set of twin boys, and they both married each other.
Speaker 1: So like, if you think about it, kids, they'll have.
Speaker 2: Probably the exact same Well.
Speaker 1: The doctor said that they're literally going to be siblings,
Speaker 1: essentially their siblings because they have exactly the same genetic
Speaker 1: They're as close as siblings probably, yeah, and they look
Speaker 1: the same and it's trippy as fuck, and like it's
Speaker 1: two couples and they all they dress the same like
Speaker 1: it's fucking it's the best shit ever. I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to love your trash TV like me. It's you know,
Speaker 1: you won't regret.
Speaker 2: This on that we've watched on the weekend. Put on
Speaker 2: this one. Let's watch a true crime. Obviously you spoke
Speaker 2: about it on a podcast were I was like, let's
Speaker 2: watch one. So swamp murders. It's like in like I
Speaker 2: love like Louisiana, Florida and America and like the bayou
Speaker 2: and the swamps and that. So I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: let's watch this. It was the most easiest watching. You
Speaker 2: know when people recreate like the scenes and it's just
Speaker 2: that shitty acting. You didn't have to think too much
Speaker 2: about it, and they're like playing out what happened. For
Speaker 2: the murder, it was gold. But my recommendation, what's that on?
Speaker 2: That's on nine?
Speaker 1: Now? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Now? Okay, So for the Sunday scary to.
Speaker 1: Watch that just watching people get well, the murders.
Speaker 2: Aren't too bad. The actor is clearly breathing, who's being dead?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? But laying there you
Speaker 2: can clearly tell like it's really easy watching. My recommendation
Speaker 2: for this week is another watch for us, but it
Speaker 2: is watch us on YouTube?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? That is like a shameless plus my
Speaker 1: recommendation watch us on YouTube that is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: We're up loading us onto YouTube. Now, guys, you know't
Speaker 2: follow the link like and subscribe.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry if everyone listening that was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Come on, you know you've got to think of all
Speaker 2: these people to be honest.
Speaker 1: People on our TikTok for so long have literally been like,
Speaker 1: I hate podcasts, I hate listening, which I personally don't
Speaker 1: understand because it's I find it's so easy and relaxing
Speaker 1: to listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2: But especially ass.
Speaker 5: I've rained in.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it has been of us a lot. So
Speaker 1: we have posted it on YouTube. I'm surprised that's your recommendation,
Speaker 1: but here we are.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling people it's there. You know, we haven't
Speaker 2: said it, we haven't mentioned it on the podcast yet.
Speaker 2: I thought, what a perfect time too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, Okay, we'll look on that note, let's get
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Speaker 5: Madden's d here from the Dawson d Show.
Speaker 4: And I've had to ring the hoplining urgently today to
Speaker 4: get something off my chest.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Ago, I went through my fuck boys stage, as most
Speaker 4: young guys do. I'm sure Matt you've had plenty of those, mate. Anyway,
Speaker 4: when you go through these stages, living at home is
Speaker 4: in your early twenties, you have to be opportunity to
Speaker 4: stick here as most of the girls you're seeing at
Speaker 4: the same time they're living at home as well. So
Speaker 4: I got a text from one of them one day
Speaker 4: and she said, look, my dad's out, I'm cleaning his house.
Speaker 4: He's going to be home in forty five minutes. Do
Speaker 4: you want to come over?
Speaker 5: And I said, yeah, sure, So I rushed over.
Speaker 4: But by the time I got there, only had about
Speaker 4: half an hour to spare.
Speaker 5: Before he came home. So obviously you.
Speaker 4: Don't have a lot of time. But there was one
Speaker 4: other issue.
Speaker 5: As I was.
Speaker 4: Driving over there, I realized that I really needed to
Speaker 4: go to the toilet. I really needed to shoot, you know,
Speaker 4: that feeling where it just feels like it's just on
Speaker 4: the verge. Half an hour, let's get the job done,
Speaker 4: go home, and then can relax afterwards. So let's push through.
Speaker 4: Get to the house. She's just cleaned it. It's very plush.
Speaker 4: It's actually a really nice house, beautiful surroundings. You know,
Speaker 4: you don't have much time to talk about the architecture
Speaker 4: when you're on mission. Impossible, But anyway, a bit of
Speaker 4: small talk. We sat on this couch. Now, this couch
Speaker 4: was white, like a beautiful, creamy white, beautiful couch. Let
Speaker 4: me just say that again, a beautiful white couch. So
Speaker 4: with half an hour, I think down twenty seven minutes.
Speaker 4: At this point, we just got to get into it.
Speaker 4: So the kissing starts and the clothes start getting removed
Speaker 4: and literally opened. My hands only got halfway around my ankle.
Speaker 4: I can't remember if she even got a top off.
Speaker 4: At this stage, we're getting stuck into it.
Speaker 5: She jumps on top of me and it all begins.
Speaker 4: But the one thing is this feeling that I had
Speaker 4: as I was walking into the house.
Speaker 5: It's really starting to come through.
Speaker 4: It almost feels like I'm going to shoot myself, like
Speaker 4: those I'm holding in the farts you're concentrating on obviously
Speaker 4: what's going on there, instead of what you should be
Speaker 4: focusing on, which was the girl on top of you. Anyway,
Speaker 4: we're going and it's probably about two minutes in she's
Speaker 4: on top of me on this beautiful white couch, and
Speaker 4: then it starts to come out.
Speaker 5: I can feel it poking. I can't hold on anything
Speaker 5: or like I felt this poke. It's like pushing out.
Speaker 4: It's forcing itself out of my bum. Shit is forcing
Speaker 4: itself out, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, we have to stop. We have to stop.
Speaker 4: She's like, what's wrong, what's wrong? I said, I've just
Speaker 4: got this pain.
Speaker 5: Let me just go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: So I run to the bathroom, compose myself pretty much
Speaker 4: stuck it back in, and think of a quick excuse
Speaker 4: to leave. So I get up and I made an excuse.
Speaker 4: I said, look, I'm not feeling very well. Could we
Speaker 4: rain check this? She said, yeah, of course, no worry.
Speaker 4: She was very confused, but that's okay. So anyway, as
Speaker 4: I'm standing there just doing the awkward small talk goodbye,
Speaker 4: I thought I'd just peer over to this beautiful white
Speaker 4: couch i'd left any damage, and I saw across this
Speaker 4: beautiful white couch. I just saw this one brown dot,
Speaker 4: this tiny little brown dot that I could see from
Speaker 4: where my eyes were.
Speaker 5: I could see it.
Speaker 4: It stood out to me, maybe because I knew where
Speaker 4: to look, but I could see it. So my question
Speaker 4: today is her dad would have come home. It was
Speaker 4: a Friday night, it was a big game of footy,
Speaker 4: and I reckon you would have cracked open it, bey
Speaker 4: and watch some Friday night footy. Do you think he
Speaker 4: noticed what was going on? Do you think that he
Speaker 4: had any idea that some young bloke could come over
Speaker 4: and quite literally shitted on his couch. That's a question
Speaker 4: because to this day I don't know. She did text
Speaker 4: me back, though, I must say so she might not
Speaker 4: have noticed, But to this day I wonder did he
Speaker 4: sit on it, did he notice it?
Speaker 5: How long did it take?
Speaker 4: Did a dog or a cat get blamed? Did they
Speaker 4: even do the smell test? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, So for some context, we were
Speaker 1: on the podcast dozen D dozen D, and we went
Speaker 1: on their podcast and they were telling us some wild stories.
Speaker 1: So we asked for one back. I can't go. I
Speaker 1: can't like it's too much. It's number one. I hate
Speaker 1: stories revolving around shit.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of toilet humor, but in
Speaker 2: the right right scenario, it gets me. I think that's hilarious,
Speaker 2: just because like I'm a guy and I don't remember
Speaker 2: a situation like that, but I'm sure I've been in
Speaker 2: the situation, what need to go to the toilet, and
Speaker 2: You're like, fuck it, Oh, hold on, I've never turtle
Speaker 2: neck to couch.
Speaker 1: Even just saying that is like giving me the ick.
Speaker 1: It's too fucking much. So I okay, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say if he said that there was pets, I'm just
Speaker 1: assuming the pets would have just like licked it up.
Speaker 2: What would they lick shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you had dogs like lick their assholes. It's
Speaker 1: too early in the morning for this type of story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, So I reckon. The smell checks hilarious.
Speaker 2: Imagine saying that I was a bit of vegimin who
Speaker 2: put a bit of vegieman on this.
Speaker 1: I reckon the dog would have like licked it so
Speaker 1: that it's like less noticeable, and then the dad would
Speaker 1: have just sat on it not knowing, and then he
Speaker 1: would have seen it and probably just cleaned it. Like
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna put his nose on it.
Speaker 2: I hope it was scotch guarded. That couch a white couch.
Speaker 2: You just Scotch guard it, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: He really made the couch seem so nice, like I
Speaker 1: just like a lovely white cow the flush. It was
Speaker 1: a plush house and a white couch.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I was him, I would have gone
Speaker 2: to the toilet assess the situation, being like, all right,
Speaker 2: they've got Glenn twenty even though my shit don't stink.
Speaker 2: I could spray it, I could come back out finish
Speaker 2: the deed.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just go to the toilet like before,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like done at mac stop, Yes exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I guess he was on a time limit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably speeding down there trying to get he
Speaker 2: was wanting to get laid.
Speaker 1: But in the end, shit didn't even happen. Well, he
Speaker 1: partially got later.
Speaker 2: Again, shut the couch. Thank you for that one, Dee,
Speaker 2: we love it. Okay, So our next call is anonymous.
Speaker 3: Okay, So my friend recently got into a relationship, probably
Speaker 3: like a month or two ago now, and but the
Speaker 3: way they got together was I think immral because and
Speaker 3: I want your opinions. So basically, she moved these couple in,
Speaker 3: this couple in, and then like the minute they moved in,
Speaker 3: that was the minute their relationship pretty much ended, like
Speaker 3: you could see it from a mile away. And then
Speaker 3: they broke up. And then my friend and that guy
Speaker 3: got together not even a week later, and we're in
Speaker 3: bed two days later. And now that she's with him,
Speaker 3: I feel like her personality is so different and it's
Speaker 3: just treating me awful. And I'm just such a girl's girl,
Speaker 3: Like I love my friends. I don't like letting go
Speaker 3: of friendships, but I would really like some advice. What
Speaker 3: would you do? Would you stand by a friend that
Speaker 3: could do this and then treat you the way they've
Speaker 3: been treating and in their mind they're not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3: She's like, what I've done nothing wrong, Like sometime as
Speaker 3: happy as can be, but just the way she's been
Speaker 3: treating us, like she ditched me to be with him,
Speaker 3: like we organized something and then she ditched, and yeah,
Speaker 3: she's like normally she's such a girl's girl, but since
Speaker 3: this relationship has just not been the best. So I
Speaker 3: would love your advice. Thank you so much, Anna, and Matt,
Speaker 3: and I would just love, love, love what you think
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 2: Is this me.
Speaker 3: Overreacting or is this something that I should be upset with?
Speaker 3: Be honest, I would love your advice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, look, I'm going to start by saying that
Speaker 1: when people your friends get into a new relationship, there
Speaker 1: is definitely, I reckon, like a period of like a
Speaker 1: month to two months that you kind of have to
Speaker 1: give them leeway for, like.
Speaker 2: The honeymoon stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when. And it is hard because obviously if
Speaker 1: you're there for your friends and you're a girls girl.
Speaker 1: I'm a girls girl, but I've always given my friends
Speaker 1: a bit of leeway when it comes to a new
Speaker 1: relationship because it is so hard, Right, There's lots of
Speaker 1: serotonin or play, there's a lot of sex.
Speaker 2: Got of long mornings in bed.
Speaker 1: Correct correct? And I mean, do you think it's immoral.
Speaker 2: The hooking up? Like I said, I think the only
Speaker 2: way that would be immoral is if the ex the
Speaker 2: girl who still live who moved in with the guy
Speaker 2: is still living in the.
Speaker 1: House, which I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't find it. Look, no one knows what in
Speaker 2: a relationship when somebody's checked out or when they're emotionally,
Speaker 2: So you don't know how long before they had or
Speaker 2: what the scenario was, what the arguments were, if they
Speaker 2: were like on their last do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: No one knows it could have been their last go
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 2: I never know that sort of stuff. He could have
Speaker 2: emotionally checked out months before, so immorally to the outside
Speaker 2: looking there, maybe it is a bit soon, but it's not.
Speaker 1: Look it's not an ideal situation. Let's put it out there.
Speaker 1: If you've moved in with someone as a couple, you
Speaker 1: moved in with this girl, and then shortly after you
Speaker 1: break up, I think it probably has less to do
Speaker 1: with the girl and more to do with the fact
Speaker 1: that they weren't working. Is it a bit soon to
Speaker 1: hook up? I don't know. Sometimes where there's chemistry, there's chemistry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, We've always spoken about this, like how soon it's
Speaker 2: too soon to like get with someone? I think though,
Speaker 2: if you've checked like I said, you checked out ages ago,
Speaker 2: who like?
Speaker 1: But in the same breath, I don't think she should
Speaker 1: be treating her friend in a bad way. And I
Speaker 1: think that's where that girl really needs to step up
Speaker 1: her game, because you can't treat people badly, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's very important to always make your friends feel good
Speaker 1: and respected, and clearly she feels some type of way
Speaker 1: about that friend as well.
Speaker 2: Because if you do, say you're a girl, and you
Speaker 2: do hang out with your boyfriend and you forget the girls,
Speaker 2: your friends will end up resenting the boyfriend just through default,
Speaker 2: because they think that you've taken away away their friend.
Speaker 1: So Angie though they both yeah, true.
Speaker 2: But if they're like really loyal friends, I feel like
Speaker 2: they won't blame the friends so much, and we'll blame
Speaker 2: the boyfriend because she was normally so like with the girls,
Speaker 2: such a good girl.
Speaker 1: Lara.
Speaker 2: Me and my sister tell my younger sister all the
Speaker 2: time she's got a new boyfriend. They're like nineteen and
Speaker 2: twenty one, you know, all in love like tiptoeing on
Speaker 2: tulips every day, and I am cute. It is cute.
Speaker 2: It's cute. But my older sister and me just said
Speaker 2: to my younger sister, don't make.
Speaker 1: Your life all about him.
Speaker 2: All about him, your personality become like your partners, like
Speaker 2: wherever she is, he come sort of thing, because like
Speaker 2: we just said, like know that you have to have
Speaker 2: a life as.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I think it's true a bit of.
Speaker 2: Advice that I wish I got young and when I
Speaker 2: was younger. Yeah, you can have a separate life, you
Speaker 2: can do separate things because when you're young, you're just
Speaker 2: fucking so in love and you just there's not really
Speaker 2: many problems, is there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in love.
Speaker 2: You have to be young to be no, But I mean, like,
Speaker 2: when you're young, there's no your.
Speaker 1: First Yeah, your first love.
Speaker 2: I think you're worried about is who's filling up the
Speaker 2: car this week? Do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: you know, like there's no vials, there's there's no stress,
Speaker 2: there's not that your jobs are pretty like do you
Speaker 2: know me? Not high and stressful jobs. It's just yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess my advice to our caller, who is anonymous,
Speaker 1: would maybe just be to verbalize how you're feeling with
Speaker 1: your friend. Maybe say to her, hey, I'd love to
Speaker 1: hang out with you. I feel like I haven't really
Speaker 1: seen you in a little bit. I'm feeling a little
Speaker 1: bit neglected as a friend. I know you're in a
Speaker 1: new relationship. I respect that, but you know, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: have some girl time, Let's let's catch up.
Speaker 2: Maybe just offer things that you guys used to do together,
Speaker 2: So you play on a nostalgionist, so you'd be like
Speaker 2: a nostalgionist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is that a word?
Speaker 2: It is now? This is now, you know, like make
Speaker 2: her feel like she can like, you know, be like,
Speaker 2: oh that's what we used to do, is like when
Speaker 2: we used to hang out. I want to do that.
Speaker 1: It does suck, though, when you feel like your friend
Speaker 1: is kind of like not respecting you.
Speaker 2: And you and I'm great enough. I've never been in
Speaker 2: that situation with my mates, have you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think girl relationships versus guy relationships are
Speaker 1: a bit different.
Speaker 2: Guys are pretty chill with that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, most of my friends are pretty chill most
Speaker 1: of the time. Like here and there, I can somewhat
Speaker 1: relate in some sense, but like, majority of the time,
Speaker 1: it's good. But yeah, we hope you're doing okay. Obviously
Speaker 1: it's not a good situation. Lean on your other friends,
Speaker 1: and hopefully once a honeymoon phase is over, she'll come
Speaker 1: back to you.
Speaker 2: Crawling back.
Speaker 1: I'm crawling back.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, thank you. That's all we've got time for today.
Speaker 2: Keep your hotlines coming in. We love to hear them
Speaker 2: Bye Guys by