WEBVTT - FULL SHOW | Would You Give Up Your 'Bits' For 80 Million Dollars? 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.960 Seven, big coffee, Settle into your seat. 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:14.080 Jody and Hazy Analee's favorite way to waken. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.520 Oh my goodness, just discussing a few pretender topics for 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:19.800 the naughty at six forty. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.440 What we have landed on. We're going to find out 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:25.000 how babies are made this morning, so stick around. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:29.200 Well, I'm in h Well you should know you've had three. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:30.920 You should be cottoning on by now. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:31.920 Yeah, I know you'd. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:35.880 Think that, but it's just one of those things, you know, Yeah, 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:37.000 got to be in it to win it. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:39.160 Yeah, keep on learning each and every day. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.800 You learn as you go. Yeah, it's always an education 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:43.320 for you. Andrew Hasen, That's what we. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.879 Love it is what they say is in particularly in 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:47.640 that rebducting space, it's like a muster. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:50.240 If you don't use it, you lose it or something 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.200 like that. Exact have you heard that saying? 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:52.479 Is that? 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:56.400 What is that? Washed with kray? 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:56.800 No? 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.000 But does it resonate with me? 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.240 I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:00.720 It feels like a who knows. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:02.840 That's interesting. Six poin forty coming up. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.880 And Audi's six forty, Yeah, one hundred percent. Before speaking 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.399 of six forty, just before seven, I've got a really 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:09.720 really big announcement. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.840 Yeah, I'm going to say this in recent times, one 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.479 of the best voices that could enter your ear holes. Okay, okay, 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:19.800 I'm not going to say whether she's female. I'm not 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.560 going to say whether he's male. All I say is 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.520 it is a voice that in a world where there's 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:29.880 so many incredible singers, this particular artist has cut through. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.400 And what we have found in recent years, which hasn't 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.320 been a thing in radio for as long as I've 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.160 been around, is it. Sometimes you can't say he or 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.920 she anymore. Sometimes it has to be them name. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:41.200 I just hear a voice. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:41.320 Yeah. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:45.280 I can't identify why gender, except that I'm pretty sure 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.480 this particular artist is an angel sent from the music 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:54.200 happens jokes. That's solid enough, just floating down before seven o'clock, big, 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:54.960 big announcement. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:59.440 Speaking of incredible artists, Cyril is probably just about en 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:00.480 route it Tuesday. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.640 Is here for the Red Room on Friday. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.160 He's just a bet on rout. Where's he coming from? 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:05.600 I don't know. 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:06.880 I don't know. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.680 It could be sailing from England. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.520 Is he could be no where he is or he's 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:12.640 coming on the first place? 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.720 Is he international? Dj he could be anywhere. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:19.160 Yeah, could be a night beiza, how to say it, 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.800 that's probably where he's based up bea hang on, are. 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:22.520 We you on this right now? 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:23.440 Why not? 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.120 Are we sure for the green light? 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:25.480 So? 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.360 Okay, I produce mine? All right, let's do it. Thirteen 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.160 twenty four ten. We're doing a nervous red room, really 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:35.239 nice and early exclusive invitations for you and three mates. 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.040 Come on, get them bold because this is happening Friday 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.840 night that you said your last minute invitations thirteen and 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:41.360 twenty four ten. 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:42.400 Let's good morning. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.040 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.960 contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.639 you'll see it if easily offended, Well, you're about to 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.680 find out just how easily your father. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:54.720 He's on Monday. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.959 Jody and hazies No it is six. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.840 Ah yes, finally as face that jodieod it could be 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.600 herself really really talk from the heart and soul. It's 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.239 the naughty at six forty. It's where were a little 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.240 bit blue, a little bit more risky before we straighten 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:09.000 up up to seven o'clock. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.000 I was at the one time that I come to 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:13.360 the party and go I've got something for the naughty 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:14.280 at six forty, You're. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.680 Like, she loves it. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.639 Oh my god, look at this one. Ain't keep Alicia. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.360 Please, Oh my god, she's so obsessed with the naughty 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:26.680 at six forty. I have one little story to tell you. 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.240 And here we are anyway. Can I ask you a question, 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.000 Andrew hat when did you first work out how babies 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:33.480 were made? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:40.480 After my second born? I would say late primary school? 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.800 Okay? And how how did this information come about? 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.080 Was it just you and your little dirty mates talking 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.520 behind it the stalls in you six? 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:49.120 Do you know what? 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.640 I think it was my sister that told me, oh really, yes, 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:53.400 in a very very educational purpose. 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:56.440 I don't take dirty bird from way back, I don't. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.000 Think, and trust me, it's no sort of weird, sort 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.560 of tazzy bys going on in the country. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:02.160 I don't think Mum. 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:04.320 Or Dad sat me down and gave me the chat 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:05.240 about the birds and the baby. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:07.920 See that's sad because they had the perfect opportunity, with 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.840 all those animals on the farm. They could have just 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:12.160 taken little Andrew out and said, look see those cows, 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:12.840 see what they're doing. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.800 I thought they were just it was a failed game of. 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:19.599 Leap from. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:22.320 So my sister in law was telling me how her son, 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:26.920 so my nephew, decided to on the way home from school, 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.800 tell her how babies are made, which is a fascinating 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.320 story and a fascinating tale. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.479 And he said so much it went something to tell you. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:34.680 It was the biggest thing of the world. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:39.640 She's like, yes, Edie, go for it. And he was like, right. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.440 So I found out how babies are made, and this 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:46.120 is what happened. And this is what happens. So a 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:50.679 mummy and a daddy and they meet and they fall 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:54.680 in love, right, and then he puts his penis in 0:04:54.760 --> 0:05:04.839 her vagina and leaves it there for nine months. Good. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.040 I don't know what it's not far from the true. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.960 It's not. If you're a woman who's ever been pregnant, 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:14.159 that's exactly how it feels. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.559 You've just been screwed for nine months. 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:18.840 Checked out. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.320 This is Adelaide's favorite wait to awake. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:26.159 Jennie and Hazy twenty seven degrees across Adelaide Today, Jodan 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.320 and Hazy just hang out with you on a Tuesday 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.280 and I Joe's've been talking about this all mornings in 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.640 six o'clock with a big announcement coming up before seven o'clock. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.560 It feels like it's almost before seven o'clock. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.080 I would like to say that it's imminent. So we 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:41.440 are just about to announce which incredible artists will be 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:45.200 coming to Adelade. Who's part of the Worldlide Tour. Take 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:49.680 a break. He's exciting stuff. You want to do it 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:50.680 right now? 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.320 Not quite now? 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.599 Okay, I don't. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.520 Think so I want to do it next. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:57.919 We want to talk about Chap right, yes, please? 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.720 Okay, sure, Sorry. I thought we were doing all at 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.720 the same time. So a lot of people have these 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.200 incredible rags to Rich's story. So I saw this on 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.840 Insta the other night. So what you're about to hear 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:12.239 this first piece of audio is Chaperone in a park 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.640 in front of fifty people with her cassio piano back 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.760 in twenty twenty one. It will then morph into the 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:22.360 second piece of audio. It's hurt three years later, late 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.240 last year at the ACL Festival in front of one 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.320 hundred thousand people in Austin, Texas. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:27.920 It is absolutely incredible. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:34.560 Wel James of leaving tennessee here, Santa Monica. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.880 I swear it'scy work. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.240 Mamma Brown. 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:42.839 It's gonna it's a lokick this one. She sees her 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:50.000 baby girl, I know she's gonna scream. That's crazy. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:07:01.039 It has at the club, Mama segon My, it's well 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.040 down up. 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.240 It's just to describe that as well. That's like the 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.880 biggest crowd you can imagine. So I think she. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.280 Wrote the records for the big crowd. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.920 Over three days, there were four hundred and fifty thousand people. 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.720 And there's some pore bloke on the backstages as well 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.320 that no one's ever heard of. I think his name 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.800 was Mike something, because no one wanted to go up 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.960 against chaperlone, no one, because they're calling her the lady 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.480 Gaga to two point zero. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.080 So just incredible scenes. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.080 I love stories like that because there's some good ones 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:37.200 as well. There's the viral video of mgmt oh and 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.920 it's like two college kids not realizing they're about to 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.520 release the biggest song of all time, and they're sort 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.640 of dancing around in a park and they're playing kids. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.239 Yeah right, and then obviously it took off to its space. 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.240 The videos as well of Ed cheering yeah, usking as 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.080 a youngster. Yeah, and now you look at it just ridiculous. 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.360 Well so in a very similar vein the guy who 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.520 has just announced his worldwide tour. In twenty nineteen, he 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:03.400 was seeing YouTube covers in his bedroom and now he 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.480 has gone absolutely global. 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:09.640 So can I please announce that journey. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:21.600 Swim Noster Swims swims to you Discuy's voice. He's inside still, So. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:24.880 I don't want to take over hi, because you'll get mad. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.320 No, no, no, no, you do think? 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.880 Okay, Teddy Swims is bringing his. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:31.080 I've Tried everything but Therapy tour to the aec Arena 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.400 on October twenty seven. Pre sale tickets are on sale 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.959 from tomorrow, with all tickets on sale March twenty four 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:41.920 Head to Frontier Touring dot com for details or or alternatively. 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:43.439 Of course you knew we were going to do this. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.320 You can give us a call now thirteen twenty fourteen 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:46.960 if you want to head along. We've got the first 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:48.719 tickets in town. I love this. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.240 What about the race binness of his voice? Now it's 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.959 it's like he smoked a thousand cigarettes, but it's working 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:55.360 for him. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.280 And so he too was a busker, wasn't he. 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.760 I've seen yeah, yeah, So there was a song he 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.640 the cover of journey, don't stop believing. Yeah, and that's 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:15.560 when I first threw him. It's just ridiculous. It feels 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:17.959 like and it sounds like that. Maybe he leaves a 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.120 bit of blood on the microphone. But that's a good thing. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.439 Yeah, because thirteen twenty four ten. Do you want to 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:24.640 go along and see Teddy swims? 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:25.000 Yes? 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.360 Please, it's not bad. 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:27.599 I need to know. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:28.320 I need to know now. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:28.959 I need to know. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.120 I need to know. I need to know what to 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.719 new today, to know. This is what you need to know. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.959 You know what you need to know with Jody and 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:38.040 Ady Okay. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:41.680 So Adelaide Footy League club has issued a verbal warning 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:46.320 to its senior group over a controversial finds list. There 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.520 was also an alleged incident involving some senior players sending 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.839 photos taken of topless bar mates to a player and 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:55.720 a coach group chat which included players under the age 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.360 of eighteen, and it's believed some players and coaches were 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:02.440 also accused of making sexistm grading comments, and it's said 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.679 that a couple of people might have left the Gayser 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.280 Football Club in disgust over the fines list. All right, 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.679 let me run you through it and I know, I'm 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.800 very aware of my audience in this situation. I'm talking 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.719 to a man who played at footy clubs his whole 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:16.439 life pretty much. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.120 So let me run you through this. Not coming back 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.040 to the club after a game without a text to 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.680 the coaches is a ten dollar fine. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:27.360 Late training two dollar fine, that's generous, no gazer top, 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:28.440 but training two dollars. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.959 Moment of the clubhouse, that's a fifty dollars one. So 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.439 that's a decent one. The falcon what does that mean? 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.560 Two dollars celebration when you get hit in the head 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:37.920 with the ball. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.199 Now, this is an interesting one, which is a fifty 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.360 dollar fine, and it's the one I think that's drawn 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.679 the most are from people. If you don't get the 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.640 warned out in the shower, I if you shower in 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.680 your DT's Uppersim, Oh, is that what that means? 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.599 Okay? Because I'm trying to work out with wand is 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.600 looking out of it, Joe's I've been out of It's 0:10:58.600 --> 0:10:59.240 a different generation. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.920 I need some education in this space. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:02.400 Okay. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.760 So if you don't get nude in the shower, that's 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:07.439 a fifty dollar fine, right. I just thought's feelings and 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.079 emotions surrounding this center case. 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:10.679 Well, I don't really know what to say except that 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.280 all of these lists are always some of the rules 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.360 are sometimes ridiculous. Now is to generate money for a 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:16.000 football trip. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:16.480 Right. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.400 As for the last one, it's in different generation. I 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:21.480 can't really explain it. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:22.520 What I will say. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.600 So you've got nude back in the shower in your day, yeah, yeah, 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.680 So do people feel reluctant to these days? 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:29.640 I guess I'm not sure. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:30.160 I don't know. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.280 Maybe I haven't been so I'm thirty nine and I've 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.280 been at a fully club since the age of twenty nine. Okay, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.440 so I don't enough if things have changed these days. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.480 But had these lists always existed, I think these. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:42.240 Lists have existed because, you know, it is a way 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:43.760 to generate some money for a football trip. 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.040 Because there's ones that are fair enough. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.160 If you're late to training, you should get fined, if 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:50.880 you leave gear at the club, if you give away 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.760 a twenty five minute pounds, yes, you should get fined. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.400 They're a little disciplinarian things. Some of them are a 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.320 little bit outrageous, Joe. So I think we can all 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.320 the ground that And I remember back in the day 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.280 when was at centrals and sometimes we would go train 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:05.199 at other clubs in the area, some of the amateur clubs. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:08.599 And I won't say which club it was, okay, but 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.199 we went to this club just before we're training and 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:14.280 we're looking at the team rules and they were laminated, 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.840 like proper laminated into a proper board into the war 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.240 and they're all above board r rules like respect the opposition, 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:21.240 always clean up. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:22.800 And then rule number six. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:24.640 I'm not going to say which cup it was, but 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.680 rule number six was no smoking boons before the game. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.080 And I feel like that's a rule that we can 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:31.760 all connect with. 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:35.680 I feel like, no smoking bongs before anything. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.520 But what was so amazing about it, and we were 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:43.160 so fascinated is that in between like respect for the opposition, 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:47.080 respect for each other, always play in the right spirit, 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.360 just nestled in there at rule number six, no smoking 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:49.920 bonbs for ever. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.040 I just feel like that is something that doesn't need 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:56.000 to be said, let alone laminated and put on the 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:57.280 wall in a football club. 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:57.839 Spot on. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.120 But the year was two thousand and eight different times. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.200 So if you missed it, yesterday we were talking about Mumphorn. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:05.959 So this was off the back of the fact that 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:08.760 last Friday, I went to a ball and it was 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:12.400 at the Adelaide Oval and then also I booked a 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:15.400 night at the Adelaide Oval Hotel. So the approximate time 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:18.200 from the end of the ball to my bed was four. 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:22.559 Minutes for me. That is my pop shelf, isn't it 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:23.720 absolute mumhorn. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.719 There's no waiting for an uber or a taxi or 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:28.480 anything like that, just straight to bed on a Friday night. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.720 It was new to me, this whole mumporn list. Yes, 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:32.960 and it's quite the list that you've compiled. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:37.640 Yeah, when you go to the supermarket and there's a 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:42.360 human to scan your groceries for you, discovering there's one 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.040 Magnum left on a Monday night is the latest episode 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.200 of white Lotus drops. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:46.880 Let's stop it. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.480 The itch on your kid's head is. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:54.800 Dry scalp not ice to unpack all your kids lunchboxes 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:59.959 and every single one is empty. Yes, kids, Well, Saturday 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:05.800 morning heat policy kicks in. There's no scoffs, clean sheets, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:09.040 a great book, a cup of tea, a convenient headache 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.520 and two melowtonin tablets and it's only an eight seventeen beer. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.439 It's mumporn. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.200 Because there you go hope. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.160 We're so told thinking about it. 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.040 Gosh, and it's made me think as well, she's my 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:26.520 wife's got some mumporn moments. 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.240 Well, yeah, gives an example. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.960 She's got the audio books. She just sort of cruises 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.560 around the house and she's much light. She's got a 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.760 light foot when she's got these audio books in her ears. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.240 But she loves a good cup of tea as well, 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.480 just to drown everything out at around about eight o'clock 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.920 at night, so much so that you set up her 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.440 cup with a tea bag in it, but I'm still 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:45.760 not allowed to fill it up. She's got to do 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:46.280 it her way. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:46.600 Yeah. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:50.120 God, you can't get involved in mum porn. You can 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.000 ruin everything. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.280 So I'll sit this one out there, But can we 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:54.080 do this okay? 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:56.320 Because I was thinking when I was compiling that list, 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.560 I'm missing something. There's got to be things that I'm missing. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.160 So all the mom's out there watch your porn thirteen 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:01.920 twenty four to ten. 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.360 Let us know. It's just those little things that could 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.800 involve the kids, that could just involve some time to yourself. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:09.680 Right now, we're doing this mumporn. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.200 That's right. Take us through mumcorn Jo it's just those 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.680 mum thinks that you're hot under the color, under the 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:21.000 collar even because they just make you feel so good 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:21.400 in all. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:22.960 The right places, you know what I mean? 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:24.800 And we do learning. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.400 We're taking your calls this morning on thirteen twenty fourteen, 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:27.800 We've got. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:28.680 A family cook batch. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.680 And now this is ultimate mumporn because who's got time 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.080 to cook for the family right when you're rushing around. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.800 You've got kids, sport, you've got everything going on with 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.360 the family cook. Don's visit the familycook dot com dot 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:38.680 ape you. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.440 This means you will not have to go to the supermarket, prefare, 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.760 prepare food for the family, do absolutely anything that night. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:46.480 That's mumpawn. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.120 Okay, sounds nice. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.000 It's go to Caitlin from Old Ranella. We're dropping our 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.360 voices down on a level. Caitlin, WA's your mumporn? 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.440 Good morning? My mum. Porn is when you're doing the 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.440 washing and all the socks match. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:04.960 Honestly, passed me a cigarette. 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.880 Even I can appreciate that, even as a dad. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.400 And do you know why, Caitlin, because that just never happens. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:18.840 And also, do you have just a permanent laundry basket full. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:19.760 Of odd socks. 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.320 Do I leave them on those little octopuses from my 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:26.160 can because I just have that hope that one day 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:26.800 I'll find them. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.000 There is an octapusa, got one. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:34.800 And jocks, no way, and you hang it on the 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.080 clothes line. Isn't that right, Kayler. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.360 It's got its own little pegs and I think they've 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:40.360 even got eyes on them now. 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:42.280 So he's an octopus and they come in different colors. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:50.280 Yes, o, so better socks socks. Octopus would be mumporn. 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.600 Whoever would have thunk it's beautiful spot. That's amazing. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:59.760 Thank you so much, Caitlin Boxes. Kylie from Newport, Good morning, Kylie, 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:04.040 watched Mumpawn. Okay, mine is after a long dat work, 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:06.760 I go to my apartment and I go to the 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:08.639 fall and there's nobody in the. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.080 Swimming pool and I can just lay there and bloat 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:11.600 on my back. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:11.960 Ah. 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.160 Yeah, that is amazing. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.160 Sorry guys, that's what makes me happy. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:22.359 Kylie. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:25.159 That's so nice, because there's nothing more infuriating than when 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.080 you're trying to have a refreshing dip and there's just 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.040 kids doing bombs like me. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.320 It's echo so loud, it's like, oh my god. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:34.840 Go way. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:37.560 So nice beautiful. 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:40.879