Speaker 1: Seven, big coffee, Settle into your seat.
Speaker 2: Jody and Hazy Analee's favorite way to waken.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, just discussing a few pretender topics for
Speaker 3: the naughty at six forty.
Speaker 1: What we have landed on. We're going to find out
Speaker 1: how babies are made this morning, so stick around.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm in h Well you should know you've had three.
Speaker 3: You should be cottoning on by now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you'd.
Speaker 5: Think that, but it's just one of those things, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 5: got to be in it to win it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep on learning each and every day.
Speaker 1: You learn as you go. Yeah, it's always an education
Speaker 1: for you. Andrew Hasen, That's what we.
Speaker 5: Love it is what they say is in particularly in
Speaker 5: that rebducting space, it's like a muster.
Speaker 4: If you don't use it, you lose it or something
Speaker 4: like that. Exact have you heard that saying?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: What is that? Washed with kray?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: But does it resonate with me?
Speaker 5: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It feels like a who knows.
Speaker 5: That's interesting. Six poin forty coming up.
Speaker 3: And Audi's six forty, Yeah, one hundred percent. Before speaking
Speaker 3: of six forty, just before seven, I've got a really
Speaker 3: really big announcement.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to say this in recent times, one
Speaker 5: of the best voices that could enter your ear holes. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say whether she's female. I'm not
Speaker 5: going to say whether he's male. All I say is
Speaker 5: it is a voice that in a world where there's
Speaker 5: so many incredible singers, this particular artist has cut through.
Speaker 3: And what we have found in recent years, which hasn't
Speaker 3: been a thing in radio for as long as I've
Speaker 3: been around, is it. Sometimes you can't say he or
Speaker 3: she anymore. Sometimes it has to be them name.
Speaker 5: I just hear a voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I can't identify why gender, except that I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: this particular artist is an angel sent from the music
Speaker 5: happens jokes. That's solid enough, just floating down before seven o'clock, big,
Speaker 5: big announcement.
Speaker 3: Speaking of incredible artists, Cyril is probably just about en
Speaker 3: route it Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Is here for the Red Room on Friday.
Speaker 4: He's just a bet on rout. Where's he coming from?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It could be sailing from England.
Speaker 1: Is he could be no where he is or he's
Speaker 1: coming on the first place?
Speaker 5: Is he international? Dj he could be anywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could be a night beiza, how to say it,
Speaker 3: that's probably where he's based up bea hang on, are.
Speaker 5: We you on this right now?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 4: Are we sure for the green light?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: Okay, I produce mine? All right, let's do it. Thirteen
Speaker 5: twenty four ten. We're doing a nervous red room, really
Speaker 5: nice and early exclusive invitations for you and three mates.
Speaker 5: Come on, get them bold because this is happening Friday
Speaker 5: night that you said your last minute invitations thirteen and
Speaker 5: twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Let's good morning.
Speaker 2: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 2: contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that
Speaker 2: you'll see it if easily offended, Well, you're about to
Speaker 2: find out just how easily your father.
Speaker 4: He's on Monday.
Speaker 6: Jody and hazies No it is six.
Speaker 5: Ah yes, finally as face that jodieod it could be
Speaker 5: herself really really talk from the heart and soul. It's
Speaker 5: the naughty at six forty. It's where were a little
Speaker 5: bit blue, a little bit more risky before we straighten
Speaker 5: up up to seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: I was at the one time that I come to
Speaker 3: the party and go I've got something for the naughty
Speaker 3: at six forty, You're.
Speaker 1: Like, she loves it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, look at this one. Ain't keep Alicia.
Speaker 3: Please, Oh my god, she's so obsessed with the naughty
Speaker 3: at six forty. I have one little story to tell you.
Speaker 3: And here we are anyway. Can I ask you a question,
Speaker 3: Andrew hat when did you first work out how babies
Speaker 3: were made?
Speaker 5: After my second born? I would say late primary school?
Speaker 1: Okay? And how how did this information come about?
Speaker 3: Was it just you and your little dirty mates talking
Speaker 3: behind it the stalls in you six?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: I think it was my sister that told me, oh really, yes,
Speaker 5: in a very very educational purpose.
Speaker 1: I don't take dirty bird from way back, I don't.
Speaker 5: Think, and trust me, it's no sort of weird, sort
Speaker 5: of tazzy bys going on in the country.
Speaker 4: I don't think Mum.
Speaker 5: Or Dad sat me down and gave me the chat
Speaker 5: about the birds and the baby.
Speaker 3: See that's sad because they had the perfect opportunity, with
Speaker 3: all those animals on the farm. They could have just
Speaker 3: taken little Andrew out and said, look see those cows,
Speaker 3: see what they're doing.
Speaker 4: I thought they were just it was a failed game of.
Speaker 1: Leap from.
Speaker 3: So my sister in law was telling me how her son,
Speaker 3: so my nephew, decided to on the way home from school,
Speaker 3: tell her how babies are made, which is a fascinating
Speaker 3: story and a fascinating tale.
Speaker 1: And he said so much it went something to tell you.
Speaker 1: It was the biggest thing of the world.
Speaker 3: She's like, yes, Edie, go for it. And he was like, right.
Speaker 3: So I found out how babies are made, and this
Speaker 3: is what happened. And this is what happens. So a
Speaker 3: mummy and a daddy and they meet and they fall
Speaker 3: in love, right, and then he puts his penis in
Speaker 3: her vagina and leaves it there for nine months. Good.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's not far from the true.
Speaker 3: It's not. If you're a woman who's ever been pregnant,
Speaker 3: that's exactly how it feels.
Speaker 1: You've just been screwed for nine months.
Speaker 5: Checked out.
Speaker 1: This is Adelaide's favorite wait to awake.
Speaker 5: Jennie and Hazy twenty seven degrees across Adelaide Today, Jodan
Speaker 5: and Hazy just hang out with you on a Tuesday
Speaker 5: and I Joe's've been talking about this all mornings in
Speaker 5: six o'clock with a big announcement coming up before seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: It feels like it's almost before seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: I would like to say that it's imminent. So we
Speaker 1: are just about to announce which incredible artists will be
Speaker 1: coming to Adelade. Who's part of the Worldlide Tour. Take
Speaker 1: a break. He's exciting stuff. You want to do it
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: Not quite now?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think so I want to do it next.
Speaker 4: We want to talk about Chap right, yes, please?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, Sorry. I thought we were doing all at
Speaker 3: the same time. So a lot of people have these
Speaker 3: incredible rags to Rich's story. So I saw this on
Speaker 3: Insta the other night. So what you're about to hear
Speaker 3: this first piece of audio is Chaperone in a park
Speaker 3: in front of fifty people with her cassio piano back
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty one. It will then morph into the
Speaker 3: second piece of audio. It's hurt three years later, late
Speaker 3: last year at the ACL Festival in front of one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand people in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely incredible.
Speaker 7: Wel James of leaving tennessee here, Santa Monica.
Speaker 8: I swear it'scy work.
Speaker 6: Mamma Brown.
Speaker 5: It's gonna it's a lokick this one. She sees her
Speaker 5: baby girl, I know she's gonna scream. That's crazy.
Speaker 7: It has at the club, Mama segon My, it's well
Speaker 7: down up.
Speaker 5: It's just to describe that as well. That's like the
Speaker 5: biggest crowd you can imagine. So I think she.
Speaker 1: Wrote the records for the big crowd.
Speaker 3: Over three days, there were four hundred and fifty thousand people.
Speaker 3: And there's some pore bloke on the backstages as well
Speaker 3: that no one's ever heard of. I think his name
Speaker 3: was Mike something, because no one wanted to go up
Speaker 3: against chaperlone, no one, because they're calling her the lady
Speaker 3: Gaga to two point zero.
Speaker 1: So just incredible scenes.
Speaker 5: I love stories like that because there's some good ones
Speaker 5: as well. There's the viral video of mgmt oh and
Speaker 5: it's like two college kids not realizing they're about to
Speaker 5: release the biggest song of all time, and they're sort
Speaker 5: of dancing around in a park and they're playing kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, and then obviously it took off to its space.
Speaker 5: The videos as well of Ed cheering yeah, usking as
Speaker 5: a youngster. Yeah, and now you look at it just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well so in a very similar vein the guy who
Speaker 3: has just announced his worldwide tour. In twenty nineteen, he
Speaker 3: was seeing YouTube covers in his bedroom and now he
Speaker 3: has gone absolutely global.
Speaker 1: So can I please announce that journey.
Speaker 5: Swim Noster Swims swims to you Discuy's voice. He's inside still, So.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take over hi, because you'll get mad.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you do think?
Speaker 1: Okay, Teddy Swims is bringing his.
Speaker 3: I've Tried everything but Therapy tour to the aec Arena
Speaker 3: on October twenty seven. Pre sale tickets are on sale
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Speaker 3: if you want to head along. We've got the first
Speaker 3: tickets in town. I love this.
Speaker 5: What about the race binness of his voice? Now it's
Speaker 5: it's like he smoked a thousand cigarettes, but it's working
Speaker 5: for him.
Speaker 1: And so he too was a busker, wasn't he.
Speaker 5: I've seen yeah, yeah, So there was a song he
Speaker 5: the cover of journey, don't stop believing. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 5: when I first threw him. It's just ridiculous. It feels
Speaker 5: like and it sounds like that. Maybe he leaves a
Speaker 5: bit of blood on the microphone. But that's a good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because thirteen twenty four ten. Do you want to
Speaker 3: go along and see Teddy swims?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Please, it's not bad.
Speaker 9: I need to know.
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Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know. I need to know what to
Speaker 5: new today, to know. This is what you need to know.
Speaker 1: You know what you need to know with Jody and
Speaker 1: Ady Okay.
Speaker 3: So Adelaide Footy League club has issued a verbal warning
Speaker 3: to its senior group over a controversial finds list. There
Speaker 3: was also an alleged incident involving some senior players sending
Speaker 3: photos taken of topless bar mates to a player and
Speaker 3: a coach group chat which included players under the age
Speaker 3: of eighteen, and it's believed some players and coaches were
Speaker 3: also accused of making sexistm grading comments, and it's said
Speaker 3: that a couple of people might have left the Gayser
Speaker 3: Football Club in disgust over the fines list. All right,
Speaker 3: let me run you through it and I know, I'm
Speaker 3: very aware of my audience in this situation. I'm talking
Speaker 3: to a man who played at footy clubs his whole
Speaker 3: life pretty much.
Speaker 1: So let me run you through this. Not coming back
Speaker 1: to the club after a game without a text to
Speaker 1: the coaches is a ten dollar fine.
Speaker 3: Late training two dollar fine, that's generous, no gazer top,
Speaker 3: but training two dollars.
Speaker 1: Moment of the clubhouse, that's a fifty dollars one. So
Speaker 1: that's a decent one. The falcon what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Two dollars celebration when you get hit in the head
Speaker 1: with the ball.
Speaker 3: Now, this is an interesting one, which is a fifty
Speaker 3: dollar fine, and it's the one I think that's drawn
Speaker 3: the most are from people. If you don't get the
Speaker 3: warned out in the shower, I if you shower in
Speaker 3: your DT's Uppersim, Oh, is that what that means?
Speaker 5: Okay? Because I'm trying to work out with wand is
Speaker 5: looking out of it, Joe's I've been out of It's
Speaker 5: a different generation.
Speaker 4: I need some education in this space.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So if you don't get nude in the shower, that's
Speaker 3: a fifty dollar fine, right. I just thought's feelings and
Speaker 3: emotions surrounding this center case.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't really know what to say except that
Speaker 5: all of these lists are always some of the rules
Speaker 5: are sometimes ridiculous. Now is to generate money for a
Speaker 5: football trip.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: As for the last one, it's in different generation. I
Speaker 5: can't really explain it.
Speaker 4: What I will say.
Speaker 3: So you've got nude back in the shower in your day, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: So do people feel reluctant to these days?
Speaker 5: I guess I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe I haven't been so I'm thirty nine and I've
Speaker 5: been at a fully club since the age of twenty nine. Okay,
Speaker 5: so I don't enough if things have changed these days.
Speaker 1: But had these lists always existed, I think these.
Speaker 5: Lists have existed because, you know, it is a way
Speaker 5: to generate some money for a football trip.
Speaker 4: Because there's ones that are fair enough.
Speaker 5: If you're late to training, you should get fined, if
Speaker 5: you leave gear at the club, if you give away
Speaker 5: a twenty five minute pounds, yes, you should get fined.
Speaker 5: They're a little disciplinarian things. Some of them are a
Speaker 5: little bit outrageous, Joe. So I think we can all
Speaker 5: the ground that And I remember back in the day
Speaker 5: when was at centrals and sometimes we would go train
Speaker 5: at other clubs in the area, some of the amateur clubs.
Speaker 5: And I won't say which club it was, okay, but
Speaker 5: we went to this club just before we're training and
Speaker 5: we're looking at the team rules and they were laminated,
Speaker 5: like proper laminated into a proper board into the war
Speaker 5: and they're all above board r rules like respect the opposition,
Speaker 5: always clean up.
Speaker 4: And then rule number six.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say which cup it was, but
Speaker 5: rule number six was no smoking boons before the game.
Speaker 5: And I feel like that's a rule that we can
Speaker 5: all connect with.
Speaker 1: I feel like, no smoking bongs before anything.
Speaker 5: But what was so amazing about it, and we were
Speaker 5: so fascinated is that in between like respect for the opposition,
Speaker 5: respect for each other, always play in the right spirit,
Speaker 5: just nestled in there at rule number six, no smoking
Speaker 5: bonbs for ever.
Speaker 1: I just feel like that is something that doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be said, let alone laminated and put on the
Speaker 1: wall in a football club.
Speaker 5: Spot on.
Speaker 4: But the year was two thousand and eight different times.
Speaker 3: So if you missed it, yesterday we were talking about Mumphorn.
Speaker 3: So this was off the back of the fact that
Speaker 3: last Friday, I went to a ball and it was
Speaker 3: at the Adelaide Oval and then also I booked a
Speaker 3: night at the Adelaide Oval Hotel. So the approximate time
Speaker 3: from the end of the ball to my bed was four.
Speaker 1: Minutes for me. That is my pop shelf, isn't it
Speaker 1: absolute mumhorn.
Speaker 3: There's no waiting for an uber or a taxi or
Speaker 3: anything like that, just straight to bed on a Friday night.
Speaker 5: It was new to me, this whole mumporn list. Yes,
Speaker 5: and it's quite the list that you've compiled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you go to the supermarket and there's a
Speaker 3: human to scan your groceries for you, discovering there's one
Speaker 3: Magnum left on a Monday night is the latest episode
Speaker 3: of white Lotus drops.
Speaker 5: Let's stop it.
Speaker 1: The itch on your kid's head is.
Speaker 3: Dry scalp not ice to unpack all your kids lunchboxes
Speaker 3: and every single one is empty. Yes, kids, Well, Saturday
Speaker 3: morning heat policy kicks in. There's no scoffs, clean sheets,
Speaker 3: a great book, a cup of tea, a convenient headache
Speaker 3: and two melowtonin tablets and it's only an eight seventeen beer.
Speaker 1: It's mumporn.
Speaker 4: Because there you go hope.
Speaker 1: We're so told thinking about it.
Speaker 5: Gosh, and it's made me think as well, she's my
Speaker 5: wife's got some mumporn moments.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, gives an example.
Speaker 5: She's got the audio books. She just sort of cruises
Speaker 5: around the house and she's much light. She's got a
Speaker 5: light foot when she's got these audio books in her ears.
Speaker 5: But she loves a good cup of tea as well,
Speaker 5: just to drown everything out at around about eight o'clock
Speaker 5: at night, so much so that you set up her
Speaker 5: cup with a tea bag in it, but I'm still
Speaker 5: not allowed to fill it up. She's got to do
Speaker 5: it her way.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: God, you can't get involved in mum porn. You can
Speaker 1: ruin everything.
Speaker 4: So I'll sit this one out there, But can we
Speaker 4: do this okay?
Speaker 3: Because I was thinking when I was compiling that list,
Speaker 3: I'm missing something. There's got to be things that I'm missing.
Speaker 3: So all the mom's out there watch your porn thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Let us know. It's just those little things that could
Speaker 1: involve the kids, that could just involve some time to yourself.
Speaker 5: Right now, we're doing this mumporn.
Speaker 3: That's right. Take us through mumcorn Jo it's just those
Speaker 3: mum thinks that you're hot under the color, under the
Speaker 3: collar even because they just make you feel so good
Speaker 3: in all.
Speaker 1: The right places, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: And we do learning.
Speaker 3: We're taking your calls this morning on thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 3: We've got.
Speaker 1: A family cook batch.
Speaker 3: And now this is ultimate mumporn because who's got time
Speaker 3: to cook for the family right when you're rushing around.
Speaker 1: You've got kids, sport, you've got everything going on with
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Speaker 3: This means you will not have to go to the supermarket, prefare,
Speaker 3: prepare food for the family, do absolutely anything that night.
Speaker 1: That's mumpawn.
Speaker 5: Okay, sounds nice.
Speaker 1: It's go to Caitlin from Old Ranella. We're dropping our
Speaker 1: voices down on a level. Caitlin, WA's your mumporn?
Speaker 6: Good morning? My mum. Porn is when you're doing the
Speaker 6: washing and all the socks match.
Speaker 1: Honestly, passed me a cigarette.
Speaker 4: Even I can appreciate that, even as a dad.
Speaker 3: And do you know why, Caitlin, because that just never happens.
Speaker 3: And also, do you have just a permanent laundry basket full.
Speaker 1: Of odd socks.
Speaker 8: Do I leave them on those little octopuses from my
Speaker 8: can because I just have that hope that one day
Speaker 8: I'll find them.
Speaker 1: There is an octapusa, got one.
Speaker 4: And jocks, no way, and you hang it on the
Speaker 4: clothes line. Isn't that right, Kayler.
Speaker 8: It's got its own little pegs and I think they've
Speaker 8: even got eyes on them now.
Speaker 6: So he's an octopus and they come in different colors.
Speaker 1: Yes, o, so better socks socks. Octopus would be mumporn.
Speaker 1: Whoever would have thunk it's beautiful spot. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Caitlin Boxes. Kylie from Newport, Good morning, Kylie,
Speaker 3: watched Mumpawn. Okay, mine is after a long dat work,
Speaker 3: I go to my apartment and I go to the
Speaker 3: fall and there's nobody in the.
Speaker 10: Swimming pool and I can just lay there and bloat
Speaker 10: on my back.
Speaker 11: Ah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is amazing.
Speaker 10: Sorry guys, that's what makes me happy.
Speaker 5: Kylie.
Speaker 3: That's so nice, because there's nothing more infuriating than when
Speaker 3: you're trying to have a refreshing dip and there's just
Speaker 3: kids doing bombs like me.
Speaker 10: It's echo so loud, it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Go way.
Speaker 1: So nice beautiful.
Speaker 3: Hey, Kylie will send you a at family cook boucher
Speaker 3: for one hundred dollars so you can just lie in
Speaker 3: the pool and know that you don't have to cook
Speaker 3: a meal for the children that night. Thank you, guys,
Speaker 3: that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Should we keep just going, oh yes, please moments feeling
Speaker 1: slightly aroused, you're.
Speaker 5: Feeling very very relaxed. I will pass you the cigarettes. Actually,
Speaker 5: thank you so much your mumporn moments. Give us a call.
Speaker 5: Thirteen and twenty fourteen give us a good example. We've
Speaker 5: got more family cookbooks to give away. We're really really
Speaker 5: just throwing cause into the wind and relaxing with this
Speaker 5: m pawn. That's right, Thurte and twenty fourteen gives some
Speaker 5: nice examples of one porn and I've learned over the
Speaker 5: last couple of days what one porn actually is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's it's just those little things that happen
Speaker 3: when you're a mum and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that feels so very good.
Speaker 1: But it is better than anything that I've ever felt
Speaker 1: before in my life.
Speaker 3: You know. We've got a few examples this morning, like
Speaker 3: when you match up with all your socks and if
Speaker 3: you don't buy me a sock octopus.
Speaker 5: It'd be so mad soctopus's I'm not sure. Maybe she'll be,
Speaker 5: she'll be. I feel like it's those little things which
Speaker 5: really really shouldn't hit those special areas as much as
Speaker 5: they should. You know, traditionally it's not you go to
Speaker 5: feel good things, but stilling things for you, lady, sure is.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Kelly from Senangas. Good morning, Kelly, Good morning,
Speaker 3: okay mom horn Well.
Speaker 8: When you're driving home to work and your husband rings
Speaker 8: and he says, don't worry about dinner tonight, I'm going
Speaker 8: out with the boys, and you're like, yeah, cereal and Toasty's.
Speaker 4: Seal for dinner. How good? Probably on the couch as well, Kelly.
Speaker 8: Oh even better. I've had whatever go your hard kids.
Speaker 3: So I don't know about you, Kelly or all the
Speaker 3: ladies out there, but if I didn't have to cook
Speaker 3: for my husband, I'd be doing eggs on toast every night.
Speaker 6: Because that's grown up every night.
Speaker 3: Why don't we have to be big girls with big
Speaker 3: girl pants on? It's so true, Kelly, if you.
Speaker 5: Didn't have to go to work every day, would you
Speaker 5: wear pajamas all day?
Speaker 1: Let's go to Nicole from Morphic Vale. He Nicole, how
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 6: Good morning, I'm sensational.
Speaker 1: Thank you awesome.
Speaker 6: Last year I turned forty and I had four nights
Speaker 6: in Melbourne on my own, no kids, no husband, and
Speaker 6: I went to the Australian Open, and I have over
Speaker 6: the weekend. I've just booked it to go again next year.
Speaker 6: Four nights Melbourne on my own. I'm off. The best
Speaker 6: bit was. The best bit was when I called home
Speaker 6: and the kids, would you know, start yelling and screaming
Speaker 6: and fighting.
Speaker 5: I just hung up, guys, stuff to get to but
Speaker 5: this beautiful room of nothingness to get to.
Speaker 1: Nicole, did you stay somewhere nice as well?
Speaker 6: I did? I think I was at the Stanford Plaza
Speaker 6: and I had a spa in my room and champagne
Speaker 6: and it was amazing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I don't.
Speaker 6: And then I had my fortieth inrod Labor Arena as
Speaker 6: well for the Australian Open. Next next I ran into
Speaker 6: Robert Irwin as well.
Speaker 4: It doesn't stop, isn't that right?
Speaker 3: Jack? Yeah, don't put the spotlight on here because our
Speaker 3: very fine listeners have the opportunity to choose either Team
Speaker 3: Hazy or Team Jody and go from there. So what
Speaker 3: we do is we take some no hits throwbacks, we
Speaker 3: orchestralize them, and we just have to guess what they are.
Speaker 1: It's pretty simple.
Speaker 4: Really, It's really fun, isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's nice.
Speaker 4: It doesn't get competitive at all, wink it does.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Elvie. Good morning, Elvi, Hey guys, good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning. How old are you? Welvy? I'm thirteen? Okay,
Speaker 1: what team do you want to be on?
Speaker 6: I'm going to go with team Hazy.
Speaker 4: Good on, youlv go.
Speaker 5: I feel pressure.
Speaker 1: Just going to pretend that that doesn't hurt Auntie. Jody's soft.
Speaker 1: That's fine, elbow Helvy, bless you.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Chad from our bery. Good morning, Chad,
Speaker 1: morning guys.
Speaker 5: How are you good? Your legend?
Speaker 1: All right? You're left with me? Sorry about that.
Speaker 5: That's a right. I have full confidence in you, Jody.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Chad, And so you should Chad, because Jody cleaned.
Speaker 5: Up last week.
Speaker 4: I was listening, Yes, very well, she is the raining champ.
Speaker 1: Okay, shut up, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 5: Well Semer family pass up for grabs. Producer Molly is
Speaker 5: in as well. She's here. To adjudicate this.
Speaker 4: Last week.
Speaker 5: Producing you're probably just a little bit too lenient.
Speaker 1: You're both getting very aggressive and I'm not confrontation.
Speaker 4: Also, did you feel attacked a little?
Speaker 1: Let's get into this.
Speaker 11: We are playing fresh hits and throwbacks. They've all been orchestralized.
Speaker 11: It's up to you guys to jump in names to buzza.
Speaker 11: Let's say that first.
Speaker 1: All right, that's Teddy Swims.
Speaker 5: No, okay, I know now, that would be Bruno, Lady Gaga,
Speaker 5: die with a smile.
Speaker 4: Correct, my heart's most bounding.
Speaker 5: My heart's bounding. I'm gonna say Joe's I've got to
Speaker 5: say to say he helped me out there big time.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said die with a smile. Actually, so
Speaker 1: you did well?
Speaker 4: Well, you gave me a bit an extra time.
Speaker 5: I will say that. All right, Here we go, song too,
Speaker 5: second song the Killers, mister Brightside Correct, Oh this guy,
Speaker 5: now Joe's here's the big question. Do we play the
Speaker 5: third round if you like? Okay, do you want to No.
Speaker 1: I'd like to be gracious in defeat, so I'll do
Speaker 1: whatever you want me to do.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, let's leave it up to hate Chad and
Speaker 5: or ELV would you like to play one more round
Speaker 5: just to see how it goes? Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 5: Let's have a crack, shall we jo? Here we go?
Speaker 1: That's Rihanna.
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 1: What do you want? Want to give it to?
Speaker 5: My baby?
Speaker 10: What you want to?
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's rude boy. I just sang every
Speaker 1: lyric to the song.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: He Congratulations to you, elv We did it.
Speaker 6: Thank you. Well.
Speaker 1: Now you're off to the movies.
Speaker 3: And that is why Auntie Jody threw that game for you,
Speaker 3: because she wanted you to go to Walla Cinema.
Speaker 4: Sorry about Jade. Thanks for playing, mate. We appreciate.
Speaker 11: There.
Speaker 5: Cheers mate, It's all goods. I'm gonna put this question
Speaker 5: out there. How much would it cost to give up
Speaker 5: very very important part of your I'm going to say
Speaker 5: manhood for now, So maybe we could generalize and say
Speaker 5: that particular area down there.
Speaker 1: Was a very important area to each and every one
Speaker 1: of us, male and female.
Speaker 5: Isn't it so true?
Speaker 3: But a US man has won seventy nine million dollars
Speaker 3: in a lawsuit after he was burned by a scalding
Speaker 3: hot drink from Starbucks. The delivery driver suffered life changing
Speaker 3: disfigurement when the drink spilt on his lap. In twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: The lawsuit blamed his injuries on Starbucks, saying that an
Speaker 3: employee didn't wedge the scalding hot tea family enough into
Speaker 3: a take out trade.
Speaker 5: Firstly, ouch, Secondly ouch, do you know? And thirdly ouch.
Speaker 5: I think you can really triple down that because because
Speaker 5: when I hear the words life changing and disfigurement in
Speaker 5: the same sentence as talking about my appendage, it just
Speaker 5: it's alarm bells for me.
Speaker 1: It's a classic would you rather, isn't it? It?
Speaker 3: Would you rather eighty million dollars in your bank account
Speaker 3: or the use of your appendage for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life? I wonder how old this guy is, because
Speaker 3: if he's like, you know, late seventies, early eighties, how
Speaker 3: important is it to you?
Speaker 5: So that's the thing, because in the early days, from
Speaker 5: the ages of it, Tez, I don't know, thirteen to
Speaker 5: maybe sort of sixty thirteen. And that's that's what everything
Speaker 5: I'm just going to speak from behalf of men here
Speaker 5: thirteen I don't know, speaking for a friend, I think
Speaker 5: that's what everything exists for. That's what you're trying to do.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: Whole life revolves around from that age. Don't look at
Speaker 9: me like I'm some sort of monster I said. I'm
Speaker 9: talking in regards to a friend. Right, okay, interesting, But
Speaker 9: you're right for me right now, I'm about tip forty.
Speaker 5: I have three beautiful kids. There's no more need for reproduction.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about this aggressively. But from the age of
Speaker 5: sort of twenty five to thirty five, Oh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: How much is it?
Speaker 5: How much does it work?
Speaker 3: How many drive throughs will he hit up today in
Speaker 3: the hope and ordering hot teas in the hope of side.
Speaker 4: You've sealed it too tightly? Once again, can we have
Speaker 4: a bit of event that.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm thirty nine years old and I think I've
Speaker 5: just about had it with workplace catchphrases and buzzwords, those
Speaker 5: wanky work terms. Yes, they just drive you insane.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's one I've been known to use,
Speaker 1: and that's just touching base.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's just touch base.
Speaker 1: Let's just touch base. Know why we don't say let's
Speaker 1: just catch up? That's a good one.
Speaker 5: A lot o you love a touch base? Sitting via
Speaker 5: an email, don't you there, it's not good. Some good
Speaker 5: ones as well, and if you google them. Oh, it's universal. Yes,
Speaker 5: it's not just in this country. It's not just in
Speaker 5: this city. It's absolutely everywhere. We go through a few
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one that I have never heard of, boiled
Speaker 3: the Ocean, which is allegedly an over dramatic way of
Speaker 3: saying something is too ambitious, so you can't boil the ocean.
Speaker 5: No, tough, tough gig boiling there.
Speaker 1: Someone said that to me. I'll be like, well, there's.
Speaker 5: One that I hear frequently that is move the Neil,
Speaker 5: are we going to move? Then? Neil and I thought,
Speaker 5: I think we both spoke about this. I thought this
Speaker 5: was the radio.
Speaker 3: It was just a radio thing, like move the dial,
Speaker 3: you know, like some make people switch from one station
Speaker 3: to another.
Speaker 1: What are we doing to make people do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought that was just a uniquely radio thing.
Speaker 5: No, it's not. It's universal.
Speaker 1: Apparently everyone's moving the needle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently they're at least trying to the other. One
Speaker 5: as well, is something that everyone says. It's one at
Speaker 5: the end of the day. And also people talking about
Speaker 5: it being a game changer. Oh, this is the game changer, right,
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 3: We would love to take your calls on thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: We'd love to hear from you this morning.
Speaker 5: Please hit us up. I've got no doubt that somebody
Speaker 5: has been on the end of an email like this. Okay,
Speaker 5: I just see if you can spot all of the
Speaker 5: wanky work terms in this. Jude's all right, it's from
Speaker 5: a manager just trying to unify the group so we
Speaker 5: all work together. We're all in synergy trying to achieve
Speaker 5: the same goal. Hi, everyone, if I could just take
Speaker 5: this opportunity to circle back on the top we spoke
Speaker 5: about last week, I really feel like forgive it one
Speaker 5: hundred and ten percent. We can move the needle and
Speaker 5: down on the key topics. Let's stay flexible, Let's be
Speaker 5: ready to pivot and drill down if needed. Please keeping
Speaker 5: the loop with any changes. All the best, Andrew ps.
Speaker 5: Teamwork makes the dream work. And doesn't that just get
Speaker 5: the guys together to really achieve the company goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was some That was very motivational.
Speaker 5: Actually, you're on board now.
Speaker 1: Also, I love your email voice too, as good as not.
Speaker 5: It's quite sarcastic. Are you feeling those vibes.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us a call now.
Speaker 3: We would like to hear some of your wanky work terms.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's okay, you're allowed to think outside of the
Speaker 5: box with this one. And let's move in a different
Speaker 5: direction and let's be available to pivot if you need
Speaker 5: and be flexible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, all right. We've got calls flooding through already
Speaker 3: and we'll take them in just moment, all.
Speaker 4: Right, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Your wanky work terms, wanky work terms, those workplace catchphrases
Speaker 5: and buzzwords are just doing headed.
Speaker 3: We've also got some big wedge tickets to give away
Speaker 3: for the wankiest of work terms as well.
Speaker 1: It's called thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: I'd love to get involved because I've got no doubt
Speaker 5: that at some stage during your working life you've been
Speaker 5: on the end of an email, a real wanky work
Speaker 5: email like this. Hi, everyone, If I could just take
Speaker 5: this opportunity to circle back on the top we spoke
Speaker 5: about last week, I really feel like, forgive it one
Speaker 5: hundred and ten percent. We can move the needle and
Speaker 5: drill down on the key topics. Let's stay flexible, let's
Speaker 5: be ready to pivot and drill down if needed. Please
Speaker 5: keeping the loop with any changes all the best. Andrew ps.
Speaker 5: Teamwork makes the dream working. Ah, he's the type of
Speaker 5: manager that gets a beer thrown in his face at
Speaker 5: the Christmas party.
Speaker 1: It's true that Andrew teamwork does make the dream work.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 1: That's sure.
Speaker 5: I said that one from the heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's beautiful. Let's go to Maddie this morning. Hey Maddie,
Speaker 1: how are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Say okay, what's the wanky work phrase that you dislike heavily?
Speaker 6: Let's unpack this.
Speaker 1: Who uses that in your workplace? You don't have to
Speaker 1: name names.
Speaker 10: I do it myself to be honest.
Speaker 5: Come on, you're not winning friends in your workplace? What
Speaker 5: do you mean you the manager?
Speaker 1: What do you mean when you say that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a manager, So I don't know
Speaker 6: what it comes out like word bomb at some times,
Speaker 6: but I think because I've exposed it myself as previous managers.
Speaker 6: So yeah, it's addictive, Maddie.
Speaker 3: As a manager, do you sometimes and I just have
Speaker 3: to be very careful because Boss Josh is in the studio,
Speaker 3: But do you sometimes feel like you feel like you
Speaker 3: have to fill the space with words, and so you
Speaker 3: just have to come up with phrases and things just
Speaker 3: to say things to make it sound like you know
Speaker 3: what you're doing.
Speaker 4: I think it's absolutely touch base, low hanging fruit, take
Speaker 4: it offline.
Speaker 1: As explain the sandbox, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, those work.
Speaker 5: Terms and maybe those office catchphrases and buzzwords are just
Speaker 5: to your head. You're not falling for a viron email.
Speaker 1: No, exactly. Good morning, Shelly, how are you doing?
Speaker 12: Morning? Good?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 12: Are you good?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 1: What's the work phrase that does your head in?
Speaker 12: Well, there was a couple where I used to work
Speaker 12: ages ago, and one was our GM would always say,
Speaker 12: let's address the elephant in the room. I thought they
Speaker 12: were talking about me. And then our financial guy, when
Speaker 12: he used to send emails, always used to put EO
Speaker 12: M at the end of his emails, and we were thinking,
Speaker 12: what the heck is that and it ended up just
Speaker 12: being end a message. I'm pretty obvious when your signatures
Speaker 12: at the bottom.
Speaker 5: But anyway, yeah, I think that's unnecessary informations.
Speaker 1: A full stop, man, that's it.
Speaker 12: Well I used to put E A D in the
Speaker 12: end and everyone eventually figured it out.
Speaker 4: To explain that, mate, you might want to jump onto
Speaker 4: Urban Dictionary for that one. Let's go to our.
Speaker 3: Cast, Shelly suggesting that he snack on something. Perhaps I
Speaker 3: don't know. Good morning, Cara. What's that expression?
Speaker 1: You can't stand?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 12: It's are you done as throwing your toys out the
Speaker 12: prem Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's patronizing.
Speaker 4: So I got to ask, is this something that consistently
Speaker 4: gets thrown you away? Or what are we talking about?
Speaker 12: No, no, I'm I mean, I'm number one employees that
Speaker 12: wouldn't be thrown at me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, but that okay? To be honest, were they
Speaker 1: throwing their toys out of the prem Absolutely? Absolutely, that's
Speaker 1: fair enough.
Speaker 5: This is good. Oh my gosh, there's a whole new language,
Speaker 5: isn't there of wanky work terms only and Joe's exclusive
Speaker 5: invitations for you and three mates, the nervous red room
Speaker 5: fagery seal coming up before nine o'clock, so please please
Speaker 5: keep it locks. But right now we are talking on
Speaker 5: thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Those wanky work terms, those.
Speaker 1: Terms that you might even understand, people use them so frequently.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about, man, It's just feeling in
Speaker 1: the blanks. Let's got to leave. Good morning, Leah, what
Speaker 1: is it? Good morning?
Speaker 5: One word?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so send an email or a chat and they
Speaker 10: go noted.
Speaker 8: Okay, so just mean you agree, you disagree what I'm
Speaker 8: asked to do. Very frustrating.
Speaker 5: I like that one. I've been speaking to bosses before,
Speaker 5: and when you basically request something and you get back
Speaker 5: to look, I'm hearing what you're saying. Yeah, before they
Speaker 5: launch into a reason why you're not going to get
Speaker 5: what you want.
Speaker 12: I hear you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm hearing what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah that's what That's what nov Entertainment said
Speaker 3: to you. And you're like, I would like to be
Speaker 3: paid for what I do every day. And they're like,
Speaker 3: we hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You're saying, but no, do we take one more? Good morning, Kylie?
Speaker 6: Good morning can be going good?
Speaker 1: What's that phrase? You can't stand?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 10: This was always to sign off on a team meetings
Speaker 10: or at the end of an email by my CEO,
Speaker 10: We've got this, and the CEO.
Speaker 5: Thinks that he's just a rustle about the troops to
Speaker 5: run through a brick wall, you could even run through
Speaker 5: a paper bloody wall.
Speaker 4: After that, you're so unmotivated.
Speaker 10: Wow, and quite kills through all man At the end
Speaker 10: of every email or entered everything.
Speaker 1: That is excellent and did you have it though, Kylie, Well.
Speaker 6: At the end I didn't.
Speaker 10: I'll just think of it. So I found myself saying
Speaker 10: it after that, and I hated myself. But we've got this,
Speaker 10: I'm like, what.
Speaker 4: Have we actually got nothing?
Speaker 3: We quite like to rag on gen zs sometimes, but
Speaker 3: some of this stuff is quite ingenius because gen Z
Speaker 3: workers have revealed the ways that they're stealing company time
Speaker 3: by task masking. It's basically where employees make themselves look
Speaker 3: busier than they are. For example, one twenty six year
Speaker 3: old said, get your email up on your full screen
Speaker 3: and then get your e book up. So I presume
Speaker 3: that's a book that you can read, you know, like
Speaker 3: a kindle, minimize it to the size of an email
Speaker 3: pre preview, and read it all day.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend read seventy four books at her desk last.
Speaker 4: Year on company time.
Speaker 5: Perfect.
Speaker 1: That is not bad.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, twenty seven year old Mazy disguised as her on
Speaker 3: the clock yoga classes as medical appointments.
Speaker 5: Very good, that's a good appointment.
Speaker 1: Sorry, say I'm going to the gym.
Speaker 3: You know the gym, which really is just like go
Speaker 3: to get facialist. But I tell myn't because it's called
Speaker 3: the gym, and get away with saying I'm going to
Speaker 3: the gym.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 5: It's nice to me in a spot where we're talking
Speaker 5: about jen Z and we're really applauding them. Congratulations, guys,
Speaker 5: you would have been a genius of this. Stu My gosh,
Speaker 5: I'm just going to say, because it's in different states,
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter as bright. No, we're looking in trouble now.
Speaker 5: My first job as a nineteen year old was working
Speaker 5: at the Greenwood Hotel in North Sydney, and it's a
Speaker 5: big establishment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really cool class you are.
Speaker 3: You're not going to get in trouble because you were
Speaker 3: nineteen and a. You're thirty eight, so we're all good here.
Speaker 4: Oh thanks, it's actually thirty nine. I appreciate taking it here.
Speaker 3: Actually a statue of limitations as to how long you
Speaker 3: can get in trouble from the Greenwood Hotel.
Speaker 5: For anyway, ibazzled by it. I mbezzled twelve million dollars.
Speaker 4: Would they get controuble? That's not what happened.
Speaker 5: What I used to do is and I was living
Speaker 5: with two other blokes at the time, and we were
Speaker 5: not very fancy in the way that we lived. I
Speaker 5: would steal a single glass each and every shift, now,
Speaker 5: whether that was a pint glass, a schooner glass, a
Speaker 5: cocktail glass, and a shot glass. And by the end
Speaker 5: of it, I had like ten pint glasses, ten schooner glasses,
Speaker 5: the most outrageously perfect set of cocktail glass as well,
Speaker 5: and all these shot glasses we had. The best glass
Speaker 5: were for three poor nineteen year olds. It could possibly
Speaker 5: come across that able.
Speaker 1: Well done, mate, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I also we also used to sit there because we
Speaker 5: were very, very intelligent. I remember sitting in the toilet
Speaker 5: and getting my calculator out and just calculating how much
Speaker 5: money I was making per second while sitting in the
Speaker 5: toil for two hours.
Speaker 1: Right on the company Dine on the company Die.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've told you about this before, but
Speaker 3: before I studied journalism and meeting, I did nursing for
Speaker 3: six months.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that I knew, I hadn't told you that.
Speaker 4: That's why so loving and caring I guess, no, that's.
Speaker 1: Why I didn't delete my nursing.
Speaker 3: I didn't complete my nursing degree, because what they do
Speaker 3: is they put you in the nursing homes to weed
Speaker 3: out the ones that are serious about being compassionate and
Speaker 3: caring for them, yes, and the ones that are like, no,
Speaker 3: thank you, I don't want to wipe mister Graham's bottom
Speaker 3: in room thirty two.
Speaker 1: So anyway, and.
Speaker 5: You're part of the latter.
Speaker 3: And so when I had to wipe mister Graham's bottom
Speaker 3: in room thirty two, I would go round the side
Speaker 3: and read a magazine. I would just disappear, just disappear,
Speaker 3: and no one seemed to ask where I was until
Speaker 3: the fact that mister Graham started developing DAGs.
Speaker 1: Where Miss Adelaide's favorite way to awakens.
Speaker 5: The robust discussion of all the things that we used
Speaker 5: to steal from workplaces back into a toad's well.
Speaker 1: Not steal, but stealing time is a big thing amongst
Speaker 1: gen zet As news to glasses, did you not have
Speaker 1: like the biggest collection of glasses in your home?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Do you know what I will say as well? I
Speaker 5: think I've mentioned this before, but my previous employer, in
Speaker 5: terms of radio, there was a big old fridge in
Speaker 5: the boardroom and it had so many beers in there
Speaker 5: which were just begging to be drunk.
Speaker 4: So I each and every Friday would bring bringing a backpack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and just sort of, you know, six to eight
Speaker 5: beers Friday and checking the backpack and Channel seven and
Speaker 5: feed my college.
Speaker 3: I don't really want to go into the terms and
Speaker 3: conditions of your previous workplace, however, you deserve those beers,
Speaker 3: given what they made you do contractually.
Speaker 4: And I worked out six months in that I was
Speaker 4: getting paid and repair not a U D.
Speaker 1: Produce them. Only you had someone who used to steal
Speaker 1: from your workplace to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So I used to work in retail at the Dfhoe
Speaker 11: and Melbourne, pretty sketchy place as it is. And this
Speaker 11: guy I worked with used to shove clothes into empty
Speaker 11: pringle packets.
Speaker 5: Whoa every day that's next over.
Speaker 11: He got jeans in there, which is kind of impressive.
Speaker 11: He would roll it right down and then squish.
Speaker 5: It in jeans into a pringle can and just cruising
Speaker 5: around with the sprinkle can because no one's ever going
Speaker 5: to go inside the prinle can have a look. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's actually genius.
Speaker 1: No One's going to walk up to him and go Shelsia,
Speaker 1: stale cream and Chile.
Speaker 4: Please do the contents of that Pringle can please.
Speaker 1: That's not happening, it's actually God, he's probably a criminal.
Speaker 5: Now, he's probably a jail from him. Now you mention it.