1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: And Whipper podcast. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 2: Since she's in the studio, he's ripped us apart with 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 2: the recap of the week. 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: Let's have a listen. 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 3: The guys kicked off this week with some pretty big news. 6 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 3: Don't got pants on today? 7 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 2: Yeah? 8 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 3: You didn't think they were going to go this hard 9 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 3: this early, did you? 10 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 2: I was pulled up by Matt de Gertz. We're are 11 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 2: Short's mate, still summer? Is it too early for pants? 12 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 3: Get involved? What are you wearing today? 13 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: Sure? 14 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 3: So it's fifty to fifty pants? What about you, Jess Chress, 15 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 3: Jess Riveting. 16 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: This is amazing. 17 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 2: It's going to go to the wy We've got a 18 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 2: cliffhanger guys hanging in there. 19 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 3: We'll keep you up the speed on pants versus sure. 20 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 3: The guys were joined by Ruby Rose this week. Ruby Rose, 21 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 3: Wow and Whipper quickly got to the controversial question everyone 22 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 3: was waiting for. 23 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 2: You know, I hate to take off air conversations to honor, 24 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 2: but what were you just saying before we went to Look? 25 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 2: I was a really big fan of you on Celebrity Friends, 26 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 2: Right right, I'm pretty. 27 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 3: Sure I have gast. Yeah, all jokes aside. They did 28 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 3: ask about the veronicas about your previous relationships, which you 29 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 3: can hear on our podcast. But they also told this 30 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 3: story sausage, which is much more interesting. 31 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 2: No no, but that sort of damage your reputation and 32 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: also available as a podcast along with Whipper's new podcast 33 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 2: titles I'm the One with the Hairy Norks. 34 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 3: Listen by the Nova Player. Whipper discovered an ingenious way 35 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 3: of telling whether your partner is cheating on you this week, 36 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 3: Gone by a water bottle. 37 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 2: Right, place it somewhere in your partner's car, Hand it 38 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 2: over to her and say. 39 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 3: Here's your water bottle. 40 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 2: If they have been unfaithful, then they'll accept it and 41 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 2: go oh, thanks so much, because they'll panic in that 42 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 2: moment and think, was that so and so the person 43 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 2: that I'm cheating with? 44 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 3: Was it their water bottle. Of course, Whipper had to 45 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 3: immediately try it on his wife, Lisa. 46 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 2: You got your water bottle, your water bottle, you as 47 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 2: you must love me. 48 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 3: But I was surprised that FITZI tried it on his wife, 49 00:01:55,040 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 3: BJ that's your water bottle from your car. Eating on 50 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 3: me high five because the last time FITZI tried to 51 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 3: test his wife's faithfulness, Let's. 52 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 2: See if she's going to trust her husband when the 53 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,679 Speaker 2: detectives knock on the door. 54 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 3: It didn't go down quite as well, right, honey, honey? Yikes? 55 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he stick to. 56 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 3: Pranking with her. 57 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: We're going through a divorce. 58 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 3: When the guys were over in Los Angeles, FITZI had 59 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 3: a pretty major Freudian slip on the air thirteen twenty fourteen. 60 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 3: What do you want to talk about this morning? 61 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 2: Give us a blow, give us give us a call 62 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 2: on the blow Smiley sorrl. 63 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 3: But always a fan of self improvement, he gave us 64 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 3: an even better one this week. 65 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 2: You know what, I'll give you the I'll give you 66 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 2: the top four attractions as well, which you can get 67 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 2: a Sydney big dick what. 68 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 3: Just to be clear, we are not giving that away 69 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 3: on the fits in with the show. 70 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: Oh that is. 71 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 3: Fuck definitely not one to take the kids too. That 72 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 3: can't be one of the top four attracks. 73 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: Chumpions, I'm pond yours. 74 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 3: You know what, I'll give you the Sydney big dickens. 75 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 3: What have Leave me out of this one, mate. I've 76 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 3: got a topic that's a guaranteed slam dunks that sits 77 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 3: in with us because it's the gift that keeps on 78 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 3: giving his workplace nicknames. 79 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 2: They used to call my friend Simba because he's uncle Guild. 80 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 3: He his dad. Oh we got to go. 81 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: They called Keith, he's actually called kids. 82 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 3: He had an accident. 83 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: Mirrors. Why mirrors because what have you asked him to do? Anything? 84 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: Is I'll look into it. 85 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 3: We called him a K forty seven because he was 86 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 3: always cannedy this what was the nickname? 87 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 2: But eight dom Dom wasn't his name. 88 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 3: It's for a dirty old man because. 89 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 2: He moved. 90 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 3: Them. Speaking of dirty old man, can someone tell the 91 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 3: traffic pig that this isn't his segment? 92 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 2: Who worked on the Wolves, his nickname was Nessy because 93 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 2: spotting one shift was rareer than thing a real. 94 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 3: Bit because you could not shut him up during this break. 95 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 3: Worked with a guy as a council worker who always 96 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 3: stayed in the truck. He was nicknamed Bradman because he 97 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 3: never got out. Look mate, if you want to contribute 98 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 3: that many call the show hello fits in whipper, Come on, 99 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 3: I was kidding. We've had some pretty emotional winners for 100 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 3: Harry Styles tickets this week coming. 101 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 2: We've been on air for an hour and three people 102 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 2: have cried on the show this morning. 103 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: Have so many slightly consumed. 104 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 3: If you take away the sound effects in the background 105 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 3: and replace it with, say, a Dean Lewis song. 106 00:04:41,960 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: How do I say? It gets quite sad? 107 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 3: To be fair Adean Lewis song can make anything emotional. 108 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 2: I need to admit a small something. I realized the 109 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 2: other day. I have a small addiction in But it's online 110 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: shopping wish dot com, Cogan catch something that I've now 111 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 2: found myself doing. 112 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 3: I bought ropes the other day. I bought a bucket. 113 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: I don't need any of this. 114 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 3: I bought a water slide. 115 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 2: I bought magnets. I bought a ten pack of sunglasses. 116 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 3: Actually, now I think about it, it's just as sad 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 3: without the music. I bought an electric winch. What are 118 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 3: you winching up yourself out of the lounge or see 119 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:41,280 Speaker 3: you guys next week. You're listening to the Fitzi and 120 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 3: Whipper podcast.