Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, hi there, Hey, I've been coming to the
Speaker 2: studio every day. Have you noticed this week bearing gifts
Speaker 2: for you? You have the food and today is no exception.
Speaker 2: It's raspberry and white chocolate muffin Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've made this recipe up myself and it's really good.
Speaker 3: Yum, the real.
Speaker 2: To share them with you. Look at that, Look at that?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Stunning.
Speaker 2: It looks like from a cafe, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: It's very impressive. Also, if I.
Speaker 2: Had bought you those four muffins from a cafe, I
Speaker 2: would be down about eighty five dollars would What is
Speaker 2: the what is going on with the cost of a muffin?
Speaker 2: It's nuts, man, It's crazy. Oh like, wait until three
Speaker 2: o'clock and have it. Because we've just enjoyed Nando's. Yes,
Speaker 2: they dropped off a beautiful lunch. I do love a
Speaker 2: bit of Chardo Parnival and a burger, so do I.
Speaker 2: We are we're still talking food. This is the third
Speaker 2: food reference in as many minutes. A restaurant, a pizza
Speaker 2: place in Dusselder North has been stung for a very
Speaker 2: special pizza and you know. I'm sure they've got the
Speaker 2: capuchosa and the margarita, but then they've got the mysterious
Speaker 2: number forty. And if you order the number forty you
Speaker 2: get a side of what appears to be icing sugar. Yes,
Speaker 2: small ziploc.
Speaker 3: Bag white powder, if you will.
Speaker 2: The greatest thing about it is that the reason they
Speaker 2: got found out was a person that ordered it and
Speaker 2: quickly through the panics because the police were near, threw
Speaker 2: it out. It landed on the policeman.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: What if that's a movie plot right there? Someone needs
Speaker 4: to turn that into something.
Speaker 2: Actually, that would be very, very fun. I can see
Speaker 2: a great pit doing that. What is your favorite? If
Speaker 2: you could only order one pizza for the rest of
Speaker 2: your life, what flavor is it? Think about it? That's
Speaker 2: a big call.
Speaker 4: Do you want to tell you now? I'll tell you
Speaker 4: after the song. Tell me now the number forty.
Speaker 1: Chrissy, say today.
Speaker 2: The restaurant in Disselderf Dwarf has been I Kep was saying, Disselderf,
Speaker 2: why mate in a German coming old.
Speaker 3: Maybe you do do a brilliant German accent.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's he's a community service announcement. Never guess
Speaker 2: where someone's from. Yeah, the guy delivered something to my
Speaker 2: house today and he said, uh, you know, enjoy your
Speaker 2: day or something. And I went, are you Dutch? Why
Speaker 2: would I say that?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: I said it because it's my favorite accent, and he goes,
Speaker 2: I Polish and I just went and he looked at
Speaker 2: me like I was an idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you as No. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Say gooday, and don't just say gooday, follow it with
Speaker 2: your favorite pizza of all time, because I started that story.
Speaker 2: There's a cafe, a restaurant in disorder that's been done stung,
Speaker 2: as they say in the Bierz, for the very special
Speaker 2: pizza number forty.
Speaker 3: It comes with an I legal side.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's not anchovies.
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: It should be. According to you.
Speaker 3: I hate them so much.
Speaker 2: I love them so much.
Speaker 4: They belong nowhere. Let's go to Catherine Swaney and ask
Speaker 4: her favorite pizza.
Speaker 2: What is the one pizza you would order if you
Speaker 2: could only order one for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5: Oh, that one's easy. The Happy Friday guys.
Speaker 6: You two pumpkin Finich and better.
Speaker 5: I cannot get enough of it.
Speaker 2: Do you at at a restaurant they don't put enough
Speaker 2: on it. You've got to make it. I find I
Speaker 2: don't know. I like to make them myself, but I
Speaker 2: really load her.
Speaker 4: Up when I make it myself my Hawaiian at home,
Speaker 4: because I'm basic like that.
Speaker 3: I add a heap of barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2: Why and with barbecue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, Catherine, we're gonna see you.
Speaker 4: A double pass to see Lee, which is in cinemas
Speaker 4: from yesterday actually with Kate Winslet.
Speaker 2: The Magical Kate Winslet. Hello, Claudia, Hello, you are a
Speaker 2: woman after my own heart. What is your favorite pizza
Speaker 2: of all time?
Speaker 6: It's Supreme?
Speaker 2: The Supreme?
Speaker 3: What's on Supreme?
Speaker 2: Claudia, talk Jack through the magic of the Supreme.
Speaker 6: It basically has everything on it, but I would leave
Speaker 6: the pineapple off because that's disgusting. Sorry, And I wouldn't
Speaker 6: put by And it has a bit of it well,
Speaker 6: it has pepperoni meat, it has peppers dependency.
Speaker 2: The hero, the hero of the Supreme, Claudia, and you
Speaker 2: and I both know is the capsicum?
Speaker 3: Really? I don't need capsicum on my pizza.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Oh god, it just does something.
Speaker 4: A double pasta Lee, which is in cinemas now for you, Claudia, Laura,
Speaker 4: best pizza of all time?
Speaker 5: Barbecue chicken and bacon.
Speaker 2: Ah, there's good. It's barbecue. Horse is good on that one.
Speaker 6: It is chef's kiss.
Speaker 2: It is kiss yum. And we'll finish with you, Caroline.
Speaker 2: What pizza would you eat every day for the rest
Speaker 2: of your life if you could? With chili? With chili
Speaker 2: La Lah, I've never done that one. So I want
Speaker 2: to talk to you about a kid at my one
Speaker 2: of my kids schools. I've got to be careful because
Speaker 2: you know, it's close to the end of school and
Speaker 2: maybe they'll be in the car and it's a really.
Speaker 3: Positive story, but they might get a shock here in
Speaker 3: this story.
Speaker 2: When you're talking about them, So I've got to be careful.
Speaker 2: I can't put any sort of identifying things on this person,
Speaker 2: but he is magical. So he's been at my son's school.
Speaker 2: I can say that it's been in my son's school
Speaker 2: for the for this year, and right from the beginning
Speaker 2: of the year, there were these little stories that would
Speaker 2: pop up about this kid, and straight away I was like,
Speaker 2: who is he? What? What's his deal? I mean, he's
Speaker 2: only in his seven but he's doing the most fabulous,
Speaker 2: unusual things.
Speaker 3: Right so you could tell he was Yeah, and you know.
Speaker 2: I love that deeply attracted to unusual people, one of
Speaker 2: the kinds. Yeah, so and kit he identified him as
Speaker 2: special as well. So he would come home and he go,
Speaker 2: you won't believe what blah blah said today. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I won't say blah blah. I'll call him Marty. You
Speaker 2: won't believe what Marty said today? And then I would
Speaker 2: just I would live for it a kind of time.
Speaker 2: Even now, it's like, what's Mary been up to today? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, like when there's a lull in the conversation, Hey,
Speaker 2: we haven't spoken about Marty for four days, what's the latest?
Speaker 2: And there's always something always, and it's stuff that you
Speaker 2: can't You couldn't make it up if you were the
Speaker 2: world's best creative writer. I mean, this kid is just magic.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't try and get him over for
Speaker 4: a playdate so you could just hang out with him.
Speaker 3: And like I did, Okay, great.
Speaker 2: I did. I said, why don't you invite invite him over?
Speaker 2: And Kid's like why And I said, oh, I said, Look,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I really want to meet him. I
Speaker 2: want to I want to play date with him.
Speaker 3: I want to be his friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then one night soon after that, they were
Speaker 2: talking on the phone and Kit brought the phone to
Speaker 2: me and I facetimed him, Oh wow, and it was
Speaker 2: like I was meeting my hero. And I just sat
Speaker 2: with I just sat and talked to him. The latest
Speaker 2: is this. He's about to have a birthday, this magical
Speaker 2: child cool and Kit got an invitation to the party.
Speaker 2: But sadly there's a clash with it's Leo's birthday on
Speaker 2: the same day. Okay, So as soon as the invitation
Speaker 2: came in, I messaged the mum and I said, look,
Speaker 2: kid would love to come, but he can't because you know,
Speaker 2: we're doing a family birthday. She said, you don't worry
Speaker 2: about it. Later on that night, Kit said, oh, I
Speaker 2: feel really bad. I'm going to miss this party. He said,
Speaker 2: should I get him a present? Anyway? I said, great idea,
Speaker 2: great idea. I said, you know what he would like?
Speaker 2: He goes, no, really, I said, well ask him ask
Speaker 2: him tomorrow at school. Get on the front foot, say
Speaker 2: I can't make it to your party, but I'd love
Speaker 2: to get your present. What would you like? Which he did.
Speaker 2: This kid magical kid, Marty says, leave it with me.
Speaker 2: I'll think about it.
Speaker 3: Magical Mary, that's a great response as well. Leave it
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: Leave it with me. I'm not sure. I can't swer
Speaker 2: that right now.
Speaker 3: Not though I know you don't have to get anything.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. Leave it with me.
Speaker 2: He was asked a question. He's going to answer it
Speaker 2: later on that night. This comes through to Kit's phone.
Speaker 2: I'll have a Panasonic portable landline.
Speaker 3: What I said, could you still get them?
Speaker 2: I said, is that from Marty? Kids laughing, and I said,
Speaker 2: that is the most iconic request. I used to have
Speaker 2: one of them, like in the nineties. You know they
Speaker 2: were really amazing.
Speaker 3: Is Marty Tony Martin?
Speaker 2: It's the way it gets better. Phone goes off again
Speaker 2: later scrap that I'll have an Alvin and the Chipmunks
Speaker 2: blanket and.
Speaker 3: A pillow, Oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 2: And an Alvin and the Chipmunks drink bottle. Separate text message.
Speaker 2: I said to Kit, well, I'm happy to find that
Speaker 2: for him if you want to give it to him,
Speaker 2: but you got to find out what size his bed is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so kid, text impact find out what size your bed is.
Speaker 2: You're on. No response from that nothing. We're driving to
Speaker 2: school this morning. Kid's phone goes off and he goes, ah,
Speaker 2: it's Marty, And I said, oh, that'll be the size
Speaker 2: of his bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it to us.
Speaker 2: It is not the size of his bed, which is
Speaker 2: what we're all expecting. I mean, it's a King single
Speaker 2: or a single is.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: The message read and you better get me, you better
Speaker 2: get me So Fresh fifteen.
Speaker 3: Oh what a free back.
Speaker 2: My kids were like, water is so fresh?
Speaker 3: I said, the best.
Speaker 2: You know, the CDs that you buy from the server.
Speaker 2: You've probably haven't even seen them. They're covered in dust. Now,
Speaker 2: this magical child wants a Panasonic portable landline and Alvin
Speaker 2: and the Chipmunks bedspread and a copy of the double
Speaker 2: CD So Fresh twenty five.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we're talking like, I mean, the kid's got
Speaker 4: some rufers to so.
Speaker 3: I love Magical Marty already a bit of Now.
Speaker 4: Boy, Yeah, and Calvin and John Newman.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, see this child, if you don't think.
Speaker 7: As soon as I got home from dropping the kids,
Speaker 7: I was on eBay. A copy of So Fresh twenty
Speaker 7: fifteen is en route.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: The Last day for this spooker reason. It was another
Speaker 2: week Spotlight.
Speaker 3: It's of Halloween costumes, decorations.
Speaker 1: And diy some Spotlight stream.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm so obsessed with Spotlight this time. Yesterday
Speaker 2: I'd come fresh from Spotlight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were a little bit late.
Speaker 2: And today also I have been to Spotlight.
Speaker 3: Oh so that's your hyperfixation for this week.
Speaker 2: That's nice, I'm hyper. Well, yeah, I guess it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's ready made curtains and I've chosen them online, but
Speaker 2: you know you want to go and see them and
Speaker 2: feel them. And you know what, I didn't have to.
Speaker 2: I did do it, but they were right the ones
Speaker 2: I picked online. When I saw them in the flesh,
Speaker 2: I went, You're exactly what I want.
Speaker 3: Y'ao knows her spotlight.
Speaker 2: Kelly, do you know your Spotlight?
Speaker 5: I know my spotlight for sure.
Speaker 1: I love Spotlight.
Speaker 2: I love spotlight too. I love how quiet it always
Speaker 2: is that have a dasherie bit with a roll out
Speaker 2: the reens. Yeah, I love that part. It's so peaceful.
Speaker 3: Kelly. Will you be doing anything for Halloween this year?
Speaker 3: Do you have kids? I do.
Speaker 5: I have two kids, eight and five, so they are
Speaker 5: prime Halloween tuggets and we will be keeping the dentist
Speaker 5: in business by going or treating.
Speaker 2: Have they bossed you around for an outfit?
Speaker 5: Well, luckily the little one's shooted. She's got a Wednesday dress,
Speaker 5: and the big one is still sort of possibly going
Speaker 5: a skeleton.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect, God, you're very easy. Enjoy them when they're
Speaker 2: like this. I had to saucer like, you know, anatomically
Speaker 2: correct Theodore from the Chipmunks hoodie.
Speaker 3: Did Peg take issue with the tea? Did you tell her?
Speaker 3: I agree with her that the tea is too big?
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, hoy.
Speaker 2: You going Ruth is a crafty sort of name, don't
Speaker 2: you think three Ruth feels like you know how to
Speaker 2: make your own slime. Anyway, let's play this game. This
Speaker 2: is how it's going to work. There is one thousand
Speaker 2: dollars to spend out spotlight on the line. One person
Speaker 2: will win it, and that person is the owner of
Speaker 2: the best scream. You're going to take it in turns
Speaker 2: on the count of three, Kelly, You're going to go first.
Speaker 4: And it's not about the length of the scream, it's
Speaker 4: about the quality. I feel like we've learned that this week.
Speaker 2: That is a good point. I have noticed that they
Speaker 2: like almost out of breath. It's not about that, it's
Speaker 2: about the screen. Got it correct. On the count of three, Kelly,
Speaker 2: give us your best psycho scream one two three.
Speaker 5: Get away, drop the knife.
Speaker 2: I loved how it started with a bit of improv
Speaker 2: at the beginning time. Kelly, that's going to be hard
Speaker 2: to beat, all right, Ruth very hard. That is very
Speaker 2: hard to beat. It was a scene in three parts.
Speaker 2: On account of three, Ruthie, you are going to give
Speaker 2: me your most blood curdling, Halloween tingling scream? Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 2: Two, three? You didn't have the confidence, Ruth. She got
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Kelly, you win the downard dollars.
Speaker 5: Chrissy, I love you, Thank.
Speaker 3: You very much.
Speaker 2: You really put your back into that kel impress.
Speaker 4: Also, if the casting producers at Ramsey Street are listening,
Speaker 4: I think we give Kelly a job.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clique now, I've got to forgive me. I know
Speaker 2: that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, they're the original
Speaker 2: and best, aren't they?
Speaker 3: The original were Orange County.
Speaker 4: But I would say, swannye, Beverly Hills are the most
Speaker 4: popular globally yes.
Speaker 2: And if you have watched any of these and you
Speaker 2: feel like you're a vague fan, I mean you get
Speaker 2: no shade from me. I'm mad for this sort of stuff,
Speaker 2: but I haven't watched them all. Everybody knows the name
Speaker 2: Kyle Richards, though.
Speaker 3: Yes, Kathy Hilton's sister, and.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that's a really good tidbit. I don't think
Speaker 2: everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: So she is Paris's auntie.
Speaker 4: And if you don't watch The Beverly Hills Housewives and
Speaker 4: you google Kyle Richards, you would know her.
Speaker 3: She was in Halloween.
Speaker 4: She's done other sort of acting roles, but she's known
Speaker 4: for The Real Housewives.
Speaker 2: Yes, super super big deal on that show. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: the obnoxiously named due Kemsley.
Speaker 4: I don't reckon Durrett would be one of yours. I
Speaker 4: don't know if you'd love her.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just don't like that name.
Speaker 3: It's irritating. You would find her too quickly.
Speaker 2: It feels like it needs a vowel on the end.
Speaker 2: Oh no, dorito. Anyway, they have The season four trailer
Speaker 2: has trotten, and people are what did I say?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 2: Season four? Season fourteen trailer has dropped, and people are
Speaker 2: losing their mind because there is a full slanging match.
Speaker 2: Have a listen. Don't give you two.
Speaker 1: Years of one mile for a reason.
Speaker 2: Can you let me just it's okay, Kyle, It's time
Speaker 2: for you to listen.
Speaker 1: What more do you want from me?
Speaker 2: I want you to stop it.
Speaker 3: I'm done with this.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing this anymore. Damn, what the hell's she going?
Speaker 2: So, Eddie Murphy on the end.
Speaker 4: That's a brand new housewife. It sounds fantastic, But that's
Speaker 4: Kyle who cracks it and walks off with leaves.
Speaker 2: She's really upset, properly like that. You know, have you
Speaker 2: ever been that angry when your voice is like, do
Speaker 2: you know? Shakey?
Speaker 3: I don't remember being that angry since school with teachers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: in my adulthood, I don't ever feel that angry or enraged.
Speaker 4: I just remember in school getting that shaky with a
Speaker 4: teacher when I was in trouble.
Speaker 2: I reckon, that's because you were just ready to go
Speaker 2: and you felt caged by adults.
Speaker 3: I did because I was like, I know what I
Speaker 3: want to do with my life. Why am I here
Speaker 3: wasting your time? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hey, that new one who you thought sounded like Eddie Murphy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's a newcomer. Her name is Bosoma Saint John Bosoma
Speaker 4: Bosoma Saint John.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is my new name for Bussy's Bosoma's Bosomers.
Speaker 3: How fantastic is that?
Speaker 2: That is up? So when when is that coming to?
Speaker 4: When can you watch it in November and watch it
Speaker 4: at the end of November? I think like the nineteenth
Speaker 4: you can watch it on Hey a you in Australia?
Speaker 2: Would you be embarrassed if that was you? Like if
Speaker 2: you had that trailer and you were angry and crying
Speaker 2: and yelling like an idiot and then everybody talks about
Speaker 2: you doing that for another month before. I just didn't
Speaker 2: like it. I'd love it, You'd love it.
Speaker 3: I'd love it me and my mates. If we had
Speaker 3: a reality show, it would be great. Actually, it would
Speaker 3: like the cast. If casting producers are listening seriously, it
Speaker 3: would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Menandez brothers. Everybody's talking about them that I didn't like
Speaker 2: the drama that everybody's watching on.
Speaker 3: The Netflix show. Yeah, I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was just in a bad mood or tired
Speaker 2: or something. I'll give it anough.
Speaker 3: They're properly hot.
Speaker 2: I'm you know what they did? Sorry, anyway, they bizarrely
Speaker 2: have been recommended for re sentencing thirty five years after
Speaker 2: they did that terrible crime.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And if you've watched the show or before that, watched
Speaker 2: any of the true crime docos, or read the books
Speaker 2: and done all that that I have, I think that's
Speaker 2: really unreasonable.
Speaker 3: What to let them out?
Speaker 2: No, to be re sentenced?
Speaker 3: No, but I think doesn't that mean they'll get out
Speaker 3: the recenter. He means they'd be eligible.
Speaker 2: For I've completely misread it. Yes, they should. They should
Speaker 2: have been in there that long to start with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I think if this happens, they're going to
Speaker 3: get out. Swany I hope.
Speaker 2: So this one looks I can never tell who's who.
Speaker 2: This one looks very happy at the news that he
Speaker 2: might actually be able to, you know, go to in
Speaker 2: and out Burger.
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Speaker 2: I have no plans again, which is exactly the way
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Heaven Swan, I tea you what I do have.
Speaker 2: To do is I bought a whole lot of fresh
Speaker 2: spinach or a. I've had a hankering for the canaloni,
Speaker 2: you know, yes?
Speaker 3: Wait do you put spinach in that?
Speaker 2: Yes, spinish recorder, of course. And no not the canol No, No,
Speaker 2: I have this hankering. And then I haven't made it.
Speaker 2: Haven't made it, haven't made it. I have to make
Speaker 2: it tomorrow or I will have wasted all of that
Speaker 2: delicious spinach.
Speaker 3: That's a. That's a big weekend ahead.
Speaker 2: It's a massive I.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show, Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Jesse, Hi, which is your favorite Jesse song? Jesse's Girl
Speaker 2: or Jesse by Carly Simon?
Speaker 5: Jesse Jesse's Girl for sure all the time.
Speaker 2: So good?
Speaker 5: Hey, Renee, Hi, Chrissy, how are you?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Renee song? Is it just walk Away? Renee?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Are there any others?
Speaker 3: No? I think that's it?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: You vibe ladies, It's Jesse v Renee. Your names are
Speaker 2: your buzzers. The best of five, meaning first person to
Speaker 2: get three answers a great wins the game and we'll
Speaker 2: walk away with the money. Can't buy Chrissy swansho bumbag. Now,
Speaker 2: recently Jack has been been very generous and he is
Speaker 2: slipping little bits and bobs into the into the into
Speaker 2: the back pocket of one of our contestants.
Speaker 4: Anything there, I will slip in a Priceline pharmacy voucher
Speaker 4: like I did yesterday, Swanny.
Speaker 2: Question number one, what is Lady Gaga's real name? Yes,
Speaker 2: Renee Stephanie it is? Isn't it Stephanie Germinata or something
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 3: Sure is? Swany?
Speaker 2: Question number two? Which food chain sells Perry Perry.
Speaker 5: Chips, Pday?
Speaker 3: Jesse? Jesse just got in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, I was going to say.
Speaker 3: One point each. Question number three.
Speaker 2: Two years ago today, Taylor Swift released this song as
Speaker 2: a single from her Midnight's album What's it called? Jesse's
Speaker 2: It is the Jeweled Daughter's got a huge tapestry above
Speaker 2: her bed that says best believer, still bejeweled?
Speaker 3: Really, PEG's really got her room kidded out, hasn't she?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She gets anything she wants.
Speaker 3: The Tiger's flag. Oh, my god, I love it all.
Speaker 2: Question number four, which Hollywood star was seeing barefoot at
Speaker 2: a Barren Bay cafe this week?
Speaker 5: Renee?
Speaker 2: Yes, Renee, I'm thinking Christian's word. No easy mistake to
Speaker 2: make because I said the word Byron Jesse.
Speaker 3: Any idea. We talked about it yesterday. It's Jacob Eladi.
Speaker 2: I think we're obsessed with Jacob Elrdie, but I don't
Speaker 2: think as many people know him as well as we do,
Speaker 2: like we just we just love him.
Speaker 3: Must be like a twenty to thirty five kind of
Speaker 3: vibe because people.
Speaker 2: But I know him.
Speaker 3: Question number five five, This is for the wind? Jesse?
Speaker 2: What are the two key ingredients in a skinny bitch?
Speaker 3: In skinny and skinny bitch? The cocktail, the cocktail drink?
Speaker 1: Never heard?
Speaker 3: I'm out too.
Speaker 2: They're obviously not Real Housewives fans. That's where it came from.
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
Speaker 2: It is vodka and soda water.
Speaker 3: Question number six, what does it mean.
Speaker 2: To hit the sack?
Speaker 6: Jesse?
Speaker 2: Jesse? For the wind? Is it for the wind? Yes?
Speaker 2: Go to bed? Done Jesse?
Speaker 1: Well done, girl, well done?
Speaker 3: Oh so kind, so kind? So much chaotic talkover as well.
Speaker 3: I'm getting itchy.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: How does a bit of fun? Jack Air, Chrissy, Amy
Speaker 2: jo That's one of my favorite questions of all time.
Speaker 2: Is it normal that I blah blah blah, welcome to
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Speaker 3: Hi guys, what's your official title? Amy?
Speaker 4: Because I was just calling you price Lines head hon
Speaker 4: show pharmacy.
Speaker 8: He certainly did. I got a bit of looks back
Speaker 8: at the office. I am a head of Digital Health
Speaker 8: Services basically for West Farmer's Health and price Line.
Speaker 2: So you fancy what a big deal? Is it normal
Speaker 2: to be impressed by a title? I don't know if
Speaker 2: it is. This will take credit. This entire segment kind
Speaker 2: of is inspired by a question that I asked Jack
Speaker 2: and beautiful listeners. Is it normal to smile at yourself
Speaker 2: and say how are you going? Every time you see
Speaker 2: your reflection in the mirror? Because I do that. I
Speaker 2: think it's a really good self confidence boost. If we're
Speaker 2: not going to love ourselves, who's not going to love us? Right?
Speaker 3: So true?
Speaker 2: I love it. It's a good way to start your day.
Speaker 2: So tick, utterly normal, utterly normal.
Speaker 8: I think as we like unhinged, don't we move on
Speaker 8: to our suggestions from listeners.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Tony first. Hi Tony, Hi team, Hi.
Speaker 2: You are on air with Amy head Honcho.
Speaker 8: I think I should change it to head Honcho.
Speaker 2: Tony, what is your question?
Speaker 6: Is it normal to notice extra body hair as you
Speaker 6: get older?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but it is.
Speaker 8: It's normal because as our hormones are fluctuating, you can
Speaker 8: get a different a change in your sort of hair cycle.
Speaker 8: So you know how we shed hair and then new
Speaker 8: hair grows and it disrupts the cycle changes, So you
Speaker 8: might start to see hair pop up in places we
Speaker 8: would otherwise not, like i e.
Speaker 2: Chin hair, which is so me at the moment.
Speaker 8: And then in places that we do want it to grow,
Speaker 8: sometimes you can lose it. So the fluctuation and hormone
Speaker 8: absolutely affects your hair cycle.
Speaker 2: So are you a little bit? Are you a bit
Speaker 2: teen wolf at the moment? Tony? Is that what's going on? See?
Speaker 2: I've noticed the opposite, Like my legs and arms there's
Speaker 2: almost no hair. I think That's why I'm cold all
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, we need the hair to hib keep
Speaker 2: our heat. My chin no.
Speaker 4: Problem to Priceline Pharmacy, voucher for you for that question.
Speaker 3: Let's finish with Kelly.
Speaker 2: Hi, cow, what's your question?
Speaker 6: Hi guys, I was.
Speaker 5: Just wondering, wondering is it normal to get acne in
Speaker 5: my forty great questions?
Speaker 2: Such a good question.
Speaker 8: Yes it is, you know, just like when we're entering
Speaker 8: you know, the adolescence, pubescence ages, the same sort of thing.
Speaker 8: You get fluctuations in your hormones and this can change
Speaker 8: your skin sort of composure, and so you can get
Speaker 8: bouts of acne here and there. The best thing to
Speaker 8: know is you go and speak to one of our
Speaker 8: priceline pharmacists and we'll talk you through skincare regimes that
Speaker 8: could help with that anyway, and types of treatments.
Speaker 2: But yes, it's normal. I just think it's so interesting,
Speaker 2: isn't it how everybody deals every body, every human body
Speaker 2: deals with different ages and factors so differently.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, agreed, you know, if I may. One of
Speaker 8: the things that I think is really you know, sort
Speaker 8: of crucial to highlight is when we enter menopause, so
Speaker 8: another stage of life, cardiovascular risk profile increases, right, So
Speaker 8: we always think about menopause as hot flushes and you know,
Speaker 8: mood swings and libido changes, but cardiovascular disease increases when
Speaker 8: we reach menopause. So it's one of those things we
Speaker 8: need to know our blood pressure.
Speaker 2: Wow, you know, I've talked.
Speaker 8: To you about a hundred times about our health station.
Speaker 8: But they're the sort of things that help you understand
Speaker 8: your blood pressure, so you know your risk.
Speaker 2: Is it normal to not want to do that in
Speaker 2: a shop? Everybody watching understand?
Speaker 8: Then if that's the case and it's not for you,
Speaker 8: I mean they're pretty discreet. They're usually in the corner
Speaker 8: away from you know, onlookers.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't go no alarm. I sometimes want to
Speaker 2: be cheeky in the pharmacy and go, oh the alarm
Speaker 2: went off. We're all sounding.
Speaker 8: Speak to your doctor that's the case, you know, and
Speaker 8: go in and get a regular check.
Speaker 3: So thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Amy Jones join Priceline Pharmacy for Members Health Month. Discover
Speaker 4: tips on managing menopause, insomnia and stress now with Priceline.
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming in.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. Yeah, Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2: We love your messages. I love how personalized they always are.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they just say hey, hey Grissy, yeah Jack, No,
Speaker 2: it's just gorgeous. We love it, and Jack particularly likes
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Speaker 2: There is a savage one for you and a savage
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Speaker 2: That's right, and we will read it out. You will
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Speaker 2: has a TV recommendation for us. She says, Hi, Christy
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Speaker 2: articles and saying that Big Zoo is ruining? Is everything
Speaker 2: that is wrong about Bologna's tourism?
Speaker 3: Is that where you got shaded?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: We ordered it for Karta and it was too hot
Speaker 2: and I was really sick, and so I used Uber Eats,
Speaker 2: which by the way, is a global company.
Speaker 3: I mean, where would we be without it?
Speaker 2: Now, come on, guys, there is nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2: That sort of pompous ask rubbish annoys me, really makes
Speaker 2: me mad.
Speaker 4: People live And also when they're getting it from your
Speaker 4: personal Instagram, just click on follow, bro, you don't need
Speaker 4: to see it exactly already.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we've been talking a lot about bins late. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we had like about two or three bin binchat. We
Speaker 2: were real bin chickens, weren't we?
Speaker 3: Last week we were.
Speaker 2: And Carlic was bin shamed by her counsel. Now I
Speaker 2: did not know that this sort of shaming existed. She
Speaker 2: has taken a photograph of her recycling bin. Okay, so
Speaker 2: when we say recycling bin, you know it's got your
Speaker 2: plastics and all of that in it, milk bottles.
Speaker 3: Cans, egg cartons.
Speaker 2: Egg cartons. I burn those.
Speaker 3: But because you're a paramonia I am.
Speaker 2: There is a tag on her bin, an official printed
Speaker 2: council tag that says, in a jovial way, oh no,
Speaker 2: as if she didn't know.
Speaker 3: As in, you've put the wrong thing in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone has gone through her bin on like the
Speaker 2: council guy. The yeah, has gone through and seen some
Speaker 2: reusable bags in there, you know, shopping bags that she's
Speaker 2: put stuff in, and then put it in the bin
Speaker 2: and shamed her. He has written out a card said
Speaker 2: written handwritten, not to a box, handwritten reusable bags, and
Speaker 2: then clipped it to the bin.
Speaker 3: That's too far, guys.
Speaker 2: And also I'm sorry what sort of person does that?
Speaker 4: That sounds like something that would happen in Gilead on
Speaker 4: the Handmaid's table. Get a live, get a lie, hey.
Speaker 2: And also, if you work for the council that I
Speaker 2: live in, I see you. There is a fifteen minute
Speaker 2: car park outside.
Speaker 3: We're still going on about this.
Speaker 2: Car outside the Australia Post.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm not the school one, the Australian, not.
Speaker 2: The school one. That's still like, that's unfair. That's proven fact.
Speaker 2: He waits there out of sight all day, counting how
Speaker 2: long it is until that person, so he just get
Speaker 2: one every time, revolting. Hey, I'm not happy with him.
Speaker 2: And guess what, Alana's not happy with you, Jack, Jack,
Speaker 2: You are seriously up yourself. That's true. He's so pious
Speaker 2: and privileged sounding. It's awful. And don't be lazy. Do
Speaker 2: your own cleaning the way you carry on, no cleaning
Speaker 2: lady would ever be good enough.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not true. Who is what's her name?
Speaker 2: Alana?
Speaker 3: Alana? That's not true. I always do my own cleaning.
Speaker 4: I'm a clean free It was just to get my
Speaker 4: aven and shower done.
Speaker 3: Chrissy recommended someone. They were awful. I had to call
Speaker 3: her out on it.
Speaker 2: She was so bad.
Speaker 3: She was so bad.
Speaker 2: And Cat's not happy with me. If it makes you
Speaker 2: feel better, Jack, why she goes? Really pub chat? Chrissy child?
Speaker 2: He wore a pub chat?
Speaker 3: He made a gag, didn't you.
Speaker 2: Oh someone wrote me Lena, going, hey good, you've got
Speaker 2: pubes keeping it real. So I didn't say it, jam Cat.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to really important news.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go, Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Caroline says dairy Lee Burger cheese slices are out of
Speaker 2: stock and coals. Is there any chance that you and
Speaker 2: Jack can get to the bottom of this, miss than all? Yes,
Speaker 2: we are proper gum shoes. We contacted the manufacturers and
Speaker 2: the sellers, and we have an update for you, Caroline.
Speaker 2: Do you join us now? Come in spinner Hi. I
Speaker 2: mean it's a tragedy because they are the best cheese ever.
Speaker 4: And thank you for coming to us with this issue, Caroline,
Speaker 4: because we have got this sorted.
Speaker 5: I'm so lucky to hear that, because you have been
Speaker 5: my only chance of getting some of solution. I have
Speaker 5: very unhappy children and we need answers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you would be thinking it's discontinued, like everything
Speaker 2: else that you love, that you know that you can't
Speaker 2: live without, gets discontinued. I'm here to tell you it
Speaker 2: has not been discontinued.
Speaker 5: Christy, where are they?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Here's letter. I'm getting in touch with you on behalf
Speaker 2: of Bigger Group. As we have heard about the segment
Speaker 2: about the disappearance of Dairily Burger slices, the Great Tasting
Speaker 2: Daily Slices are transitioning to Bigger branded packaging. All right, Bigger.
Speaker 2: The good news for you, Caroline is there's a box
Speaker 2: coming straight to your door. And by the way, by
Speaker 2: the color Day, I don't think they'll ever go off.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's Cliches.
Speaker 2: Brianna I love how you don't hear from her forever,
Speaker 2: and then she pops up and she's magical, and then
Speaker 2: she disappears again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when we do hear from her, it's nothing
Speaker 3: to do with music.
Speaker 2: Never anything to do with music. And this is no exception.
Speaker 2: She was doing the red carpet for her BENTI collab
Speaker 2: with Puma.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 2: Correct, And she was asked her opinion about Kendrick Lamar
Speaker 2: headlining the super Bowl halftime.
Speaker 9: Hendrick Lamar for the super Bowl, It's a damon on
Speaker 9: a ring finger, Honey, It's meant to be. He's an
Speaker 9: amazing artist, top tier, an incredible year. He actually brought
Speaker 9: so many people together. It's to be celebrated. That's what
Speaker 9: culture is. He deserves it.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to see it. What is she talking about.
Speaker 3: How excited she is for Kendrick doing the super Bowl?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I know, But who did he bring together? What was
Speaker 2: his big year?
Speaker 3: His massive swan? I've told you this, I tell you.
Speaker 2: Everything I know, And I obviously very wrongly said he
Speaker 2: doesn't have enough of a back catalog to fill an
Speaker 2: entire halftime show.
Speaker 4: He does Feb nine, Sunday, Feb nine, twenty twenty five
Speaker 4: is when we see that she.
Speaker 2: Also has blown someone's mind that is very close to you.
Speaker 2: She was asked if she could collaborate with anybody, anybody
Speaker 2: at all, anybody, who would it be?
Speaker 9: If I could only do a song with Billie Eilish,
Speaker 9: she's so good.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine what that would feel like?
Speaker 4: As in being Billy? Yeah, that would be amazing to hear.
Speaker 4: And I'm obsessed with both Billy and bard Gale ree,
Speaker 4: but I can't imagine them on a song together.
Speaker 2: And I, oh, it'd be so good.
Speaker 4: I guess if Rianna went into her stay mood like
Speaker 4: very like yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be I hope it happens. Actually, Billie
Speaker 2: Eilish heard this and she has reacted with the following statement,
Speaker 2: what in the absolute f oh my.
Speaker 3: God, what the f Gal's excited?
Speaker 2: I love that about Billie Eilish. This is not the
Speaker 2: first time she's shown that kind of, you know, exuberance
Speaker 2: at being acknowledged by her hero.
Speaker 4: No, she really makes a point of that swrning as well,
Speaker 4: that she's still a fan of music and like that's
Speaker 4: why she stops and speaks to her fans, Because she
Speaker 4: says in interviews and in articles that she still just
Speaker 4: feels like a fan.
Speaker 3: She doesn't see herself as this major superstar.
Speaker 2: I believe her too. I really think that that is true.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to my one of my queen and saviors,
Speaker 2: talking about my other queen and Savior. I was so
Speaker 2: happy to see this Stevie Nixon. This is your favorite TV?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool? Have you ever seen her life?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you must. She sat down with Rolling Stone,
Speaker 2: one of the greatest music publications of all time, and
Speaker 2: she has waded in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3: Oh what does she think?
Speaker 2: She says, of Taylor, she is really smart, but she
Speaker 2: also went through a lot before. She's in a good
Speaker 2: pleaser right now. Oh my god, I sound exactly like her.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 2: I'm chatteling Stevie. You've never been happier.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit Miley escus.
Speaker 2: Yes it is, She says. I think she has a
Speaker 2: good man. That's all I need. If Stevie thinks he's good,
Speaker 2: she says, I hope they fall deeper and deeper in love,
Speaker 2: and right off into the sunset. He does his thing
Speaker 2: and she does her thing, and then they all come
Speaker 2: back together and get married and have babies if she
Speaker 2: wants that.
Speaker 4: Speaking of writing off into the sunset, Swanny, we're about
Speaker 4: to do just that.
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful weekend.
Speaker 2: Have a good weekend. Staff. The Booze I Won't Chrissy
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