Speaker 1: Go get you morning every day, adelaides.
Speaker 2: That's a job.
Speaker 1: That's a joke, that's a job. That's a terrible job.
Speaker 1: For sure, Monday morning. Let's kick things off with bitty humor,
Speaker 1: just to ease you into your working week.
Speaker 3: I think I'd like to go first, sure, because mine
Speaker 3: is short, sharp and china.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Okay, he apparently goes for like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, you definitely go first.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm just gonna I'll do the first one.
Speaker 3: If it doesn't hit, then I'll follow up so loud.
Speaker 2: You get one chance, and one chance only.
Speaker 1: You can't have a reado?
Speaker 2: Do you ever reado?
Speaker 1: Live radio?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You are not the king of the joke. Offic
Speaker 2: I am do whatever I want?
Speaker 3: All right, Ready you're the queen, Yeah exactly, Okay, Ready.
Speaker 2: Why did the hairdresser win the race? He knew a
Speaker 2: short cut?
Speaker 3: Okay, look it was no I get it, I get it,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: I wasn't confident for you. It's all about the delivery.
Speaker 1: Joe lost you. There, you lost you?
Speaker 3: All right, Let's go to the second one. Why did
Speaker 3: the bullet lose its job? It got fired?
Speaker 4: Okay, there'll be such sad things Wow, you've been turning
Speaker 4: too much time with Greg Gotti.
Speaker 1: So true.
Speaker 2: All right, there, what you got appreciate that for sure.
Speaker 4: This one's going to go right over both of your heads.
Speaker 4: But to those of you who are listening, and anyone
Speaker 4: who's offended, don't come at me.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty switched on guy. All right, many past except
Speaker 1: for everything, all right.
Speaker 4: A dog and a cat having an argument over which
Speaker 4: species are humans favorites. The dog says, humans love us
Speaker 4: so much they named a body part after us. The
Speaker 4: canine too, so that shows that we are the favorite. True,
Speaker 4: so true.
Speaker 2: The cat lays.
Speaker 4: Back and smiles and says, you're really not going to
Speaker 4: win this one.
Speaker 3: It is true.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you too. Followed along there said we weren't
Speaker 2: going to get it.
Speaker 4: Yes, I actually thought that he was going to play
Speaker 4: crickets and I was going to have to storm out
Speaker 4: of here for the first time in months, going a quick.
Speaker 2: I was kind of hoping for that too. Anyone who's offended, Sorry.
Speaker 1: Race through this one. Okay. So our family's at the
Speaker 1: dinner table and the son asks a father, dad, how
Speaker 1: many kinds of boobs are there? The father very surprised.
Speaker 1: He says, well, son, A woman goes through three phases.
Speaker 1: I didn't rite this, by the way. In her twenties,
Speaker 1: a women's boobs are like melon's, round and firm. Into
Speaker 1: her thirties and forties, they're like pears, still a nice
Speaker 1: but hanging a little bit. After fifty they're like onions.
Speaker 1: He says onions, and son asks, yes, you see them
Speaker 1: and they make you cry? How this infuriate his wife
Speaker 1: and daughter? And the daughter asks, moum, how many different
Speaker 1: kinds of willies are there? The mother smiles and says,
Speaker 1: well do. A man goes through three phases. Also, when
Speaker 1: his twenties is really is like an oak tree, mighty
Speaker 1: in heart. In his thirties and forties, it's like a birch,
Speaker 1: flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: A Christmas tree, the daughter asks. Mom says, yes, dead
Speaker 1: from the root ype and the balls are just for decoration.
Speaker 1: I'm in trouble.
Speaker 4: O my god, there's a hr email that she's popped
Speaker 4: up on my phone, and Andrew Hayes is required h comment, Hazy, Hazy,
Speaker 4: that was an interesting one.
Speaker 2: I have loved working with you. See you later soon.
Speaker 2: Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 1: What's the news today, news?
Speaker 3: Yes, all the things you need to know today. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Abby in the newsroom first, because she's a
Speaker 3: foremost authority in news.
Speaker 4: I try to be A really sad story coming out
Speaker 4: of Port Lincoln over the can a father who was
Speaker 4: swimming with his best mates kids and his own kids
Speaker 4: has actually been caught in a rip himself. Emergency services
Speaker 4: will head back out today. So it's day three. This
Speaker 4: happened on Friday afternoon. Dankojacia hasn't been seen since Friday afternoon.
Speaker 2: His family are holding onto.
Speaker 4: Hope that maybe, just maybe he made it to shore
Speaker 4: somewhere and he's trying to get back to them. But yeah,
Speaker 4: unfortunately he hasn't been seen since Friday afternoon. So really
Speaker 4: really sad news coming out of Port Lincoln, which is, yeah,
Speaker 4: not good.
Speaker 2: I just hate this story.
Speaker 3: So he was on the shore, he saw his two
Speaker 3: boys struggling, he saw his best mates little girl struggling,
Speaker 3: swam out, saved them and then hasn't been seen since.
Speaker 2: Ye it's heartbreaking, isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think you know, with the hot weather and everyone
Speaker 4: heading to the beach.
Speaker 5: Even.
Speaker 4: I was at Mowana on Sunday and there were two
Speaker 4: shark starts. Yeah, so there was two within forty five minutes.
Speaker 4: You've just got to be so so careful. Apparently on
Speaker 4: the website of the beach they went to, it does
Speaker 4: say on there there is a rep and it's not patrolled,
Speaker 4: so please be careful.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately this has happened.
Speaker 3: Not great, No, okay, let's move on to the fact
Speaker 3: that everyone gets their life back now because the Australian Open.
Speaker 3: No more Aussies left. So Alex Deminor last night he
Speaker 3: was the last. Great hope, wasn't he And then it
Speaker 3: was two sets up, No, it.
Speaker 1: Was he was two sets to one. He won the
Speaker 1: second and third.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then last set just got blown away six
Speaker 3: smash six.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 2: Horrendous.
Speaker 3: So anyway, the good news for everyone everywhere is that
Speaker 3: we can all sleep, we can all go to bed
Speaker 3: to get up early.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare watch any of the rest of the right.
Speaker 2: No, don't you very dare. What about doubles? Anyone left
Speaker 2: in the doubles?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Max Purcell and Ebden were out last week.
Speaker 2: Weren't they.
Speaker 1: Quackin Arcus and.
Speaker 2: No, come on, work with me, work with me.
Speaker 1: Pressed this and let's moves. I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: still in. Let's talk about something very very positive. What
Speaker 1: about our strikers.
Speaker 2: What the hell happened?
Speaker 1: They absolutely pants the scorches, that's what's happened.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Well, fifty runs in the end.
Speaker 3: So apparently there's an article saying that Jason Gillespie got
Speaker 3: to Perth and the front page of the paper was
Speaker 3: Scorches v. One man Matt Short, So it was basically
Speaker 3: denigrading our side, our great side that are Adelaide and yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: Enough they shot their shot too early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was the West Australian. So what
Speaker 1: it was it was a picture of Matt Short and
Speaker 1: it just had dominoes behind him, and that is if
Speaker 1: you get out Matt Short and all the rest of
Speaker 1: the dominoes at four. So Matt Short got at early.
Speaker 1: But then Jack Weatherill was on fire and then the
Speaker 1: boys and Pope just went bang with the ball. So
Speaker 1: tonight taking on the heats in Brisbane, yep, for a
Speaker 1: chance to play the sixth is in the final.
Speaker 4: Go our striker, how good you just had a massive
Speaker 4: comeback and the thirty six is as well.
Speaker 2: Don't discredit, don't you very dare ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're right off any Adelaide team.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I wouldn't call people an idiot. What are
Speaker 2: you doing well?
Speaker 3: To be fair, the six's form wasn't good. The striker's
Speaker 3: form wasn't good, So don't call people an idiot.
Speaker 1: It's good to be fair.
Speaker 2: We call Hazy an idiot?
Speaker 1: Yes, I call it constructive feedback. Good luck to our strikers.
Speaker 1: Tonight's two degrees across Satelaide today. Welcome to Monday, Jody
Speaker 1: and Hazy. You're great to be here.
Speaker 2: What a joy, What an.
Speaker 1: Absolute joy, And what a joy would be if you
Speaker 1: were to head along to Tokyo with your best mate, flight, accommodation,
Speaker 1: everything paid for, just to catch up and watch Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow. What about the experience of a lifetime.
Speaker 1: Huge results to yourself on the standby listing me in
Speaker 1: the mix of this thing? Do that by getting on
Speaker 1: air with us A couple of chances this morning via
Speaker 1: a blitz. Joe's want to talk to you right now
Speaker 1: though about Sits Pinkling.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry Sits pinkling very part of.
Speaker 1: What Yes, that's what happens when a male sits down
Speaker 1: to do a number one. And look, I think we've
Speaker 1: spoken about this before, in particular, we spoke about producers.
Speaker 1: Are his gorgeous boyfriend Alex, who really is so I'd
Speaker 1: say he's a courageous and fearless Aussie leader.
Speaker 2: He's pristine. He is pristine.
Speaker 1: Very good, isn't He's still doing it though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, every single time, fails, every.
Speaker 1: Single time, every single time. In fact, one time at
Speaker 1: the foot of that lad, I saw him having a
Speaker 1: little sits pinkle in the Europe, which is just outrageous.
Speaker 2: What did you say to him?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 1: I said, well, no, you're a fearless, courageous Aussie leader
Speaker 1: and that's a man who can lead us into the
Speaker 1: next world.
Speaker 2: Okay, say it again.
Speaker 1: Sits pinkling, sits pinkling. Okay, yes, So look, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. And sometimes you see all these studies in
Speaker 1: there for like research secure all sorts of I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe diseases or try and make the world better, try
Speaker 1: to be more sustainable, and I'm like, oh, but what
Speaker 1: about this. They do a study on which men from
Speaker 1: which country are leading the way for sitspinkling?
Speaker 2: Wow, wins.
Speaker 1: I'll go through your top five wins.
Speaker 5: Please.
Speaker 1: It's going to be top five, but you always want
Speaker 1: to go number one, so it's something for us to
Speaker 1: work on. Number five Australia, Okay, try harder boys, try
Speaker 1: harder boys, be more like producers his boyfriend, Alex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's something that I've always lived by. Number four is Canada. Yep,
Speaker 1: good on your.
Speaker 2: Boys, good stuff cold over there.
Speaker 1: I know what people are automatically thinking when they think
Speaker 1: of sit spinkling, the scrutiny that comes with it. I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: The sound of you're hitting the un It sounds feminine.
Speaker 1: No, let's get rid of that. It's not good enough.
Speaker 1: It's not good enough. You can be still very very
Speaker 1: manly and have a little bit of a sit spinkle.
Speaker 2: Number three Denmark, Okay, didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: No, no one saw that coming. Number two Sweden, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Number one tense Germany, Oh oh, hold on, guys, be
Speaker 1: more like the Germans. Two things in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, Jones, I'll normalize. Lets get rid
Speaker 1: of the stigma. Okay, And once again I will play
Speaker 1: this and just listen to this.
Speaker 2: The sound of you're hitting it sounds feminine.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, that's the stereotype. Let's normalize it.
Speaker 1: Sits winkling. Okay and normalized sheowbies all right, okay, what
Speaker 1: time is? What time? Pm? Shewerby? Oh okay, right, yeap hey, hey,
Speaker 1: who knows? Let's mix the two together.
Speaker 2: Well they go hand in hand, won't they.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're back from a nice little weekend
Speaker 1: away in Gold Coast.
Speaker 3: Had a little sojourn to the Gold Coast for three
Speaker 3: days because my daughter was competing at the National Dance Championships,
Speaker 3: which was entertaining in itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet it wasn't. And didn't you zip off
Speaker 1: on Friday morning?
Speaker 3: I did aggressively and listen the story I'm about to
Speaker 3: tell you. I'm blonnd like I am blonde at least
Speaker 3: I spend three hours in a salon every two months
Speaker 3: to be blonde, and.
Speaker 5: I had.
Speaker 2: Darker. Who's to say anyway.
Speaker 3: So I thought i'd tell you this story because you
Speaker 3: would quite enjoy it. So had to zip off get
Speaker 3: to the airport literally. We finished the show at nine.
Speaker 3: My flight was at ten forty, so Boom had to go.
Speaker 3: So ordered an uber and I was standing out the
Speaker 3: front of Nova nine one nine at High Mush Square
Speaker 3: here in Adelaide, waiting for the uber.
Speaker 1: I know you're facing the wrong way again, trying to
Speaker 1: hail the uber whilst facing the building again where not again.
Speaker 3: So I was standing there and I ordered said uber,
Speaker 3: and I was watching my phone and I'm watching the
Speaker 3: blue dot and it wasn't moving. And I get very
Speaker 3: anxious about flights, like I have to get on time
Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera on one of those people. I'm
Speaker 3: not one that can swoop in at the last minute
Speaker 3: and just run to the gate and jump monstrous.
Speaker 2: That's not me.
Speaker 3: So I'm watching the blue dot and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's not Why isn't it moving? And
Speaker 3: it was stuck on it and I was like six
Speaker 3: minutes until the uber arrives, and I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my kitty aunt, what is going on here? And then
Speaker 3: I realized that perhaps I wasn't watching the little car
Speaker 3: that should be moving.
Speaker 2: I was watching the blue dot.
Speaker 1: You're watching yourself. You're looking at yourself, screaming at yourself
Speaker 1: via the blue dot, asking for more movie.
Speaker 3: I was watching the Blue Dot that is an over
Speaker 3: nine or nine at HEINM I was watching My location.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you know the you know the phrase you'd
Speaker 1: forget your head if it wasn't screwed on? Do you
Speaker 1: know that's directly directly pointed at you. They made that
Speaker 1: phrase up years and years ago. It was directly pointed
Speaker 1: at Ja.
Speaker 2: So sorry, I hate being mate.
Speaker 1: Also, there's no doubt that that Uber driver at the
Speaker 1: same time was looking at you, looking at the phone,
Speaker 1: what is going on? And he's right front, going Jody,
Speaker 1: get in my car? Where is it?
Speaker 7: My really, let's up?
Speaker 2: It is so time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girl hytg ytg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the girl's not s Yeah the sweety what a wee?
Speaker 2: Sp okay.
Speaker 3: So, the uninitiated, if you're joining us for the first
Speaker 3: time in twenty twenty four, welcome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: This is where we talk about all the things that
Speaker 3: the girls talk about that we probably shouldn't talk about
Speaker 3: on air, but we do. We talk about it off
Speaker 3: air in the office and then Andrew joins in and
Speaker 3: we're like, oh, make get out.
Speaker 2: Tic chut.
Speaker 1: I'm usually not listening though, like I'm there, but I'm
Speaker 1: not there, Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm present, you mean, and when both eyes looking
Speaker 1: in different directions and there's dribble coming out of my mouth, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where I'm going to land, far far away of
Speaker 1: what you guys talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, Producers, Zoe joins us produces Zoe in your
Speaker 3: twenties in a beautiful.
Speaker 2: Relationship with the gorgeous Alex who we're all Yeah.
Speaker 3: Abs from the newsroom, happily single.
Speaker 2: Who knows well? I mean this week? This week changes
Speaker 2: from week to week. Yeah, are we seeing anyone?
Speaker 4: I don't have anything to say, no comments, taking the fit.
Speaker 4: I will not be answering questions at this time.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm outside of court for Channel ten
Speaker 3: right now? What have you got to chill her? Okay,
Speaker 3: this week's chick chat. Hi, Jody, Abby and Zoe my
Speaker 3: best friend and her fiance. This is an email, by
Speaker 3: the way, obviously snail mail. They wrote in Yeah, my
Speaker 3: best friend and her fiance have just called the off
Speaker 3: their engagement after six months. They got engaged on a
Speaker 3: whim and the reality of it all is some. They
Speaker 3: were together for a year. He got her a super
Speaker 3: nice ring. We reckon It costume around seven K. Now
Speaker 3: they've split, does she have a right to keep it
Speaker 3: or does she have to give it back? What do
Speaker 3: you think she should keep it? It was a gift
Speaker 3: after all, but she feels bad. We don't want her
Speaker 3: to give it back as an excuse to get back
Speaker 3: in contact with him.
Speaker 2: What does she do? That's from Sally from Plympton.
Speaker 3: Well wait, okay, wow, So my first thought on this is,
Speaker 3: I guess an engagement ring is a promise, like it's
Speaker 3: a gift, as a promise, we're going to get married,
Speaker 3: we're going to be together.
Speaker 2: So if that.
Speaker 3: Promise is broken, then I think maybe perhaps give it back.
Speaker 1: It depends who breaks the promise too, doesn't it true?
Speaker 1: So if the partner who gave the ring it was
Speaker 1: the other person who did it, then you've probably to
Speaker 1: give it back. If you've called it off late, you've
Speaker 1: received the ring and it's on you for calling it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you should give it back.
Speaker 3: But I also feel like you're missing the very definition
Speaker 3: of chick chat.
Speaker 2: It just chicks chatting ladies.
Speaker 6: It's a very interesting one. I think at its nature
Speaker 6: it is a gift, right, So if you make that
Speaker 6: decision to put your heart on the line and propose
Speaker 6: and give the person a ring. You've given them the ring,
Speaker 6: I think she's completely entitled to keep it, even though
Speaker 6: that might be a moral stretch, but I think she
Speaker 6: has every right to keep it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I've got a story for you.
Speaker 4: So a friend of mine she proposed to another woman
Speaker 4: and it was all fine, blah blah blah. Anyway, they
Speaker 4: broke up, so she got given the ring back. This
Speaker 4: woman said, I don't want a reminder of you, So
Speaker 4: here's the ring back.
Speaker 2: I don't want it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: She then has gone on and met another partner. Cool,
Speaker 4: they're together, whatever, but they've got two best friends who
Speaker 4: they as well were you know, She's like, oh, I
Speaker 4: can't find a ring that I like to give to
Speaker 4: so and so blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so my.
Speaker 4: Friend sold because she just wants to get rid of
Speaker 4: this ring. She sold that engagement ring to her. Their
Speaker 4: best friends, who then went on on used it to propose.
Speaker 1: They all know each other each other on.
Speaker 4: So she just wanted to get rid of her I reckon.
Speaker 4: She spent six or seven thousand. In the end, she
Speaker 4: sold it to her friend for like fifteen hundred, cause
Speaker 4: she's like, I just don't want the ring here anymore.
Speaker 4: I mean a new relationship with had a baby, like
Speaker 4: I just needs to move on.
Speaker 3: So there's definitely something in that. Can jewelry be cursed?
Speaker 2: No? No, okay.
Speaker 3: So for example, I've still got my wedding ring from
Speaker 3: my first marriage and it's in a jewelry box, and
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of regifting it to my daughter because that's
Speaker 3: her dad. So I thought that would be a nice
Speaker 3: thing to do. But is that a nice I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, because it didn't work out, you kept the ring, yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Did you keep the engagement him as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All of it? Hey, they're all diamonds mate. Yeah.
Speaker 6: My mum kept her engagement ring from her first marriage
Speaker 6: and for my birthday gifted it to me.
Speaker 2: That would Did you like it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 6: I think it's holding onto a memory a little bit
Speaker 6: like keeping memory boxes. But I think you have every
Speaker 6: right to keep that ring.
Speaker 1: It what you will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I just.
Speaker 2: Is there something tainted about it? Is the question that
Speaker 2: to me? Yes, a little yeah. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Do you give the ring back you got engaged, everything
Speaker 3: was happy, the world was a beautiful place, and now
Speaker 3: it's over and romance is dead.
Speaker 2: Dead and gone.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jenna, Good morning. Okay, thoughts on this one.
Speaker 5: So it's a pretty of a different situation obviously, because
Speaker 5: my family, you know, my parents were together a long time.
Speaker 5: They had me and my brother and you know that
Speaker 5: type of thing. But my dad actually was unfaithful to
Speaker 5: my mom after they got engaged, and so she told
Speaker 5: him she didn't want to marry him anymore, but they
Speaker 5: stayed together. Well, she made him by her a second
Speaker 5: engagement ring because the first one was painted, and so
Speaker 5: when they finally did split about thirty years later, she
Speaker 5: kept both rings. And I said to her that I
Speaker 5: wanted one, you know, that's a you know history, and
Speaker 5: you hand me down, And she went and sold them
Speaker 5: both on me without telling me, and so I'm a
Speaker 5: big devastated Actually wow wow.
Speaker 3: But you know, don't you think there's something in there?
Speaker 3: If something bad happens with jewelry, Jewelry can be tainted,
Speaker 3: can't it.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, you don't only have to keep the
Speaker 5: item as it was, you know, he canidental pair of
Speaker 5: earrings or nice next place and make it a news story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's very It's.
Speaker 5: Tough to be half the day of an engagement ring,
Speaker 5: you know, because yeah, it could be came into something nice,
Speaker 5: you know, a bit more of a positive you know,
Speaker 5: you could have a loving relationship with that one stage.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the collective value of those two rings, what
Speaker 3: do you think it was?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Well, it was a long time ago, but yeah, you'd
Speaker 5: be looking upwards of maybe ten or fifteen thousands they
Speaker 5: were there. Well, because the second one, the second one
Speaker 5: was a I'm really really sorry for what I did previously.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you so much, Jenna stay sife, good.
Speaker 7: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Do you give the ring back?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: He basically decided that he was going to leave after
Speaker 7: six years together we were married, and I said to him,
Speaker 7: I was like, look, if you really want to leave,
Speaker 7: I can't get these off, so you're going to have
Speaker 7: to cut them. So he went straight to the stead,
Speaker 7: got fires cut them off. Oh yeah, So I put
Speaker 7: them in my jewelry box and a few months later
Speaker 7: sold them and brought myself a ruby ring to stay like,
Speaker 7: I'm okay on my own.
Speaker 3: So the new ring was it like a sort of
Speaker 3: reincarnation of the old ring.
Speaker 7: Definitely not right? Okay no, but I also so these
Speaker 7: rings were the wedding band I actually paid for myself
Speaker 7: out of my own birthday money. The engagement ring was
Speaker 7: being paid off with surgergies, so we were both paying
Speaker 7: for it anyway. So I was like, well, there mine.
Speaker 2: Can I just say I'm glad this relationships over? Oh
Speaker 2: me too?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 3: You had to buy your own wedding ring?
Speaker 2: Yeah, goodness gracious, Yeah that is well.
Speaker 7: So my birthday was only like a few days before
Speaker 7: our a few weeks before our weddings. Yeah, and I
Speaker 7: still didn't have the wedding ring. So all the money
Speaker 7: that I got from family and friends my birthday I
Speaker 7: spent on the bend.
Speaker 2: Wow onto your morals, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure does I have none.
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Speaker 8: Well, well, start my working, start my working year. Yeah,
Speaker 8: four PM's a while off, but very excited about Taylor
Speaker 8: and Tokyo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are in seeing the winner? How good?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 8: I get so we get so nervous doing it that
Speaker 8: Ricky and I often just palm it over to Tim
Speaker 8: because we don't want anything to go wrong. And also
Speaker 8: what a prize. My phone has never lit up more
Speaker 8: with friends asking me for tickets, and I'm like, I
Speaker 8: cannot help. Everybody wants tickets. I cannot help. I'm so sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and just to sort of peel the curtain back. So
Speaker 8: it is all done by what the lottery system or
Speaker 8: whatever it is in terms of picking the winner, because
Speaker 8: oh yeah, it's all very official, like we have nothing
Speaker 8: to do with the drawing of the prize. We just
Speaker 8: get the name and call the number and hope, hope
Speaker 8: they answer, and I certainly hope they think. I think
Speaker 8: they feel the same. But yeah, I can't wait. I mean,
Speaker 8: you get to see you a month before everyone else
Speaker 8: help kill and do you.
Speaker 3: Find that people say to you, Hey, Joel, are you
Speaker 3: going to teller Swift when she comes to Australia, Because
Speaker 3: I'm like, everyone assumes because we work at Nova that
Speaker 3: we've got tickets.
Speaker 2: We don't have tickets. These tickets are so hot that
Speaker 2: none of us have got them.
Speaker 8: I know I am going I'm going to signy. Oh.
Speaker 8: I'm going with Tim and Ricky though, so it's not
Speaker 8: like it's not like I'm taking a bunch of of
Speaker 8: of mcgaze. I'm going with I'm going with the team.
Speaker 8: So I say it, well, Ricky Lee's a gay man,
Speaker 8: so yeah, we'll have a good time. We'll have a
Speaker 8: few wines and shake it off.
Speaker 1: A Joe Will been speaking out this one morning. But
Speaker 1: you are a genuine double threat, not just the radio start,
Speaker 1: but of course one of the best comedians in this country. Boom.
Speaker 1: The Joel Creasy twenty twenty four Australian tour kicks off
Speaker 1: at the Fringe Festival the Garden of Unearthly Delights eleventh
Speaker 1: to the sixteenth of March. We can't wait for you
Speaker 1: to get here.
Speaker 2: I know you get it first.
Speaker 8: Adelaide always gets it first, and it's my first stand
Speaker 8: up tour in two years. But what's fun for the
Speaker 8: Adelaide audiences is you kind of get.
Speaker 2: The really really dirty or naughty.
Speaker 8: Stuff because that's like by the end of that week,
Speaker 8: that's where my lawyers come in and go to heah,
Speaker 8: you can't say that about that person, and you can't
Speaker 8: say that about that person, and so you really do
Speaker 8: get the juice in Adelaide. And also the fringe is
Speaker 8: like the best thing ever, particularly the chicken nugget food
Speaker 8: truck in the garden.
Speaker 2: I wow, you didn't know about it.
Speaker 8: So good chicken nugget food truck. I'll take you, babe.
Speaker 8: It's amazing. Every night after my show, I have chicken
Speaker 8: nuggets and chips. That's why I look like so great.
Speaker 3: The fringe is absolutely incredible. It's a very hard thing
Speaker 3: to describe to people that haven't come here. What's the
Speaker 3: one thing that strikes you about Adelaide when you come
Speaker 3: to the fringe?
Speaker 8: Just how hectic it is and how many people. How
Speaker 8: many burlesque performers there are in the world. There are
Speaker 8: so many burlesque cabaret performers or you can't quite put
Speaker 8: your finger on what they do. Whereas my show, it's
Speaker 8: very like I always say at my show, because you know,
Speaker 8: like a lot of comics these days get very political
Speaker 8: and stuff. I couldn't be further from that. I always
Speaker 8: say to my audience, sit back, relax, have a drink.
Speaker 8: I don't do any crowd work. I'm like a snake.
Speaker 8: I'm all scared of of you than you are of me,
Speaker 8: and you're not going to learn anything, Like, if anything,
Speaker 8: you're gonna leave dumber.
Speaker 1: And that's fun, but also like a snake spook me
Speaker 1: and I'll bite you to death.
Speaker 8: Oh look, I am used, Like I mean, I've been
Speaker 8: doing it for so long. I don't mind. No, actually
Speaker 8: I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 8: I can deal with a heck club, but don't come
Speaker 8: and heckle me because I'm a storyteller. So you know,
Speaker 8: I've gotten to the point where now if you're heck
Speaker 8: on me, I'll just walk off. I'm like whatever, I'm
Speaker 8: done for the night, Joe.
Speaker 3: I think for a lot of people, getting on stage
Speaker 3: and telling jokes and having a full flat is like
Speaker 3: their worst nightmare in the world.
Speaker 2: Do you genuinely love it?
Speaker 5: Is there?
Speaker 2: Do you get like a real buzz? I love it.
Speaker 8: I'm not someone that loves watching stand up like I
Speaker 8: do have like a lot of my favorite comedians, But
Speaker 8: I'm not someone that sits at home and watches every
Speaker 8: stand up comic come through on streaming. But once I'm
Speaker 8: out there doing it myself, there is there is nothing
Speaker 8: like it. And also there's nothing like a joke falling
Speaker 8: flat to really kind of keep you on your toes
Speaker 8: because that is brutal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I could be wrong here, but do
Speaker 3: you like at tension?
Speaker 8: Well here's the thing, right, I love it for that
Speaker 8: hour or whatever I'm on stage, but then the second
Speaker 8: I'm off stage, I cannot leave the venue faster because
Speaker 8: people always want to come up and meet me after,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, no, no, I've just put together what
Speaker 8: I think is the best hour of me. I don't
Speaker 8: want you to meet me after because disappointed exactly, And
Speaker 8: I'm probably gonna have a chicken nugget in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Chicken nuggets are mate. We appreciate your time this morning.
Speaker 1: Livenation dot com, dot you, that's where you get tickets
Speaker 1: once again. Let the six March Laid Fringe Vestival, the
Speaker 1: Garden of Unearthy Lights. Of course, Ricky lead Tim and
Speaker 1: Joel back to safternoon from four. We can't wait, Yes,
Speaker 1: come along.
Speaker 8: And also the great thing in Adelaide is sometimes Ricky
Speaker 8: and Tim come to the show and they are don't
Speaker 8: sit near them, They're very I don't want to drink no.
Speaker 3: And also, just to be fair, you're on it for
Speaker 3: this afternoon, don't mess it up because we need people
Speaker 3: to stick around for the morning, So we.
Speaker 8: Are going to be on fire. I've spent the last
Speaker 8: two months just sort of banking insults for those two
Speaker 8: so I am ready to fight.
Speaker 2: Love that for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, mate, appreciate to thanks legend. We're going back
Speaker 1: in time on this Daisy in time Monday, sexy, beautiful,
Speaker 1: stunning Monday. Let's approach Monday with a bit of positivity.
Speaker 1: Why not get through?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we've always said this, just don't be
Speaker 3: Debbie down on a Monday. No might.
Speaker 1: Ha's got an awful reputation. It doesn't need that.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. You should be fresh. You should crack
Speaker 2: into the week with a grin on your face.
Speaker 1: Oh shut up, sorry, sorry, old habits, old habits for
Speaker 1: on Monday.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: Twenty second of January. Let's take a little trip down
Speaker 1: memory lane. Nineteen sixty five, Rolling Stones commenced their first
Speaker 1: tour of Australia. How good in particular was Mick Jagger?
Speaker 2: What year was it?
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty five?
Speaker 3: Well, so they've been touring for what Let me do
Speaker 3: the mess on that twenty three sixty five.
Speaker 2: It's about thirty eight years yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a good concert.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Why shy? It's Monday, right, positive vibe Monday?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, what did I just say? I said,
Speaker 2: don't be an hole on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh you're offending Monday.
Speaker 2: Come on, be more for here we are once again.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, sorry, I take that back. How about
Speaker 1: that too. Late teen eighty two, Ozzy Osborne was hospitalized
Speaker 1: and treated for rabies after he bit the head off
Speaker 1: of that that he thought was a rubber prop that
Speaker 1: was tossed on stage by a fan overseas.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was a rubber bat, and I
Speaker 2: just picked what I brought it in my mat cone stone.
Speaker 4: I just into it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's really enough to the biggest carriers of
Speaker 1: brabies in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that happened to me.
Speaker 1: What you bit the head off a bat?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, but sometimes I like to nibble on your arm
Speaker 3: a little bit and just go nom nom nom nom
Speaker 3: numb And next minute the doctor I said, I had brabies.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, you get much worse from me.
Speaker 2: That's on YouTube babies.
Speaker 1: All sorts of little bucks little bugs float around this system.
Speaker 1: So what give you that's it? Don't bite me? Stop
Speaker 1: biting into I try. Twenty twenty, Shane Warren's bagg of
Speaker 1: green cricket cat fetched one million, seven five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: at auction. Whoa serious corn?
Speaker 2: That is unbelievable, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: And then Dave Warner was like, oh my bag, he's
Speaker 1: been stolen. Like, Dave, you're actually wearing it? Oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3: That is the equivalent of walking around your sunglasses on
Speaker 3: your head going does anyone seen my glasses?
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, where are they?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a may to? Who was like he
Speaker 1: genuinely called the police. I was like, I've had my
Speaker 1: cast on, and then genuinely forgot that he parked at
Speaker 1: like three streets away. Oh no, eventually located felt a
Speaker 1: little bit silly one jan at twenty two. In two
Speaker 1: thousand and two, Bye Bye Bye by encing and Justin
Speaker 1: Timberlake had that red ridiculous hit.
Speaker 2: And that's when there were little puppets on a string.
Speaker 2: Remember the film was that it Bye bye, let's just
Speaker 2: run with it. God, can you work with me today?
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I just assume I'm learning from here.
Speaker 2: It's Monday.
Speaker 1: What this is about? Shut up