WEBVTT - Hayesy's Joke Is So Funny HR Want To Hear It 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:04.840 Go get you morning every day, adelaides. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:08.719 That's a job. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:12.959 That's a joke, that's a job. That's a terrible job. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.560 For sure, Monday morning. Let's kick things off with bitty humor, 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:18.520 just to ease you into your working week. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:21.360 I think I'd like to go first, sure, because mine 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:22.400 is short, sharp and china. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:25.440 Yeah, okay, Okay, he apparently goes for like ten minutes. 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:27.200 Okay, you definitely go first. 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:30.680 Okay, So I'm just gonna I'll do the first one. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:35.760 If it doesn't hit, then I'll follow up so loud. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.600 You get one chance, and one chance only. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:38.600 You can't have a reado? 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:39.720 Do you ever reado? 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:40.800 Live radio? 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:44.600 Yeah? You are not the king of the joke. Offic 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:45.840 I am do whatever I want? 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.600 All right, Ready you're the queen, Yeah exactly, Okay, Ready. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:54.560 Why did the hairdresser win the race? He knew a 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:55.000 short cut? 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.240 Okay, look it was no I get it, I get it, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:03.480 I get it. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.800 I wasn't confident for you. It's all about the delivery. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.000 Joe lost you. There, you lost you? 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:12.959 All right, Let's go to the second one. Why did 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.760 the bullet lose its job? It got fired? 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:22.920 Okay, there'll be such sad things Wow, you've been turning 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.080 too much time with Greg Gotti. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:25.280 So true. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.559 All right, there, what you got appreciate that for sure. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.040 This one's going to go right over both of your heads. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:33.639 But to those of you who are listening, and anyone 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.319 who's offended, don't come at me. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.720 I'm pretty switched on guy. All right, many past except 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:42.760 for everything, all right. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.720 A dog and a cat having an argument over which 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:51.040 species are humans favorites. The dog says, humans love us 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.280 so much they named a body part after us. The 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.880 canine too, so that shows that we are the favorite. True, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:57.560 so true. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:58.800 The cat lays. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.200 Back and smiles and says, you're really not going to 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:02.440 win this one. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:05.559 It is true. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.839 I'm surprised you too. Followed along there said we weren't 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:12.280 going to get it. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.239 Yes, I actually thought that he was going to play 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:15.799 crickets and I was going to have to storm out 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.840 of here for the first time in months, going a quick. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:23.080 I was kind of hoping for that too. Anyone who's offended, Sorry. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.679 Race through this one. Okay. So our family's at the 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:27.960 dinner table and the son asks a father, dad, how 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.800 many kinds of boobs are there? The father very surprised. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.160 He says, well, son, A woman goes through three phases. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.440 I didn't rite this, by the way. In her twenties, 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.560 a women's boobs are like melon's, round and firm. Into 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.840 her thirties and forties, they're like pears, still a nice 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:47.560 but hanging a little bit. After fifty they're like onions. 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.799 He says onions, and son asks, yes, you see them 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.760 and they make you cry? How this infuriate his wife 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.680 and daughter? And the daughter asks, moum, how many different 0:02:55.760 --> 0:03:01.240 kinds of willies are there? The mother smiles and says, 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.680 well do. A man goes through three phases. Also, when 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.920 his twenties is really is like an oak tree, mighty 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.960 in heart. In his thirties and forties, it's like a birch, 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:12.280 flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:15.799 A Christmas tree, the daughter asks. Mom says, yes, dead 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.000 from the root ype and the balls are just for decoration. 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.800 I'm in trouble. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:26.240 O my god, there's a hr email that she's popped 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:34.840 up on my phone, and Andrew Hayes is required h comment, Hazy, Hazy, 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.080 that was an interesting one. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:41.119 I have loved working with you. See you later soon. 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.080 Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:46.920 What's the news today, news? 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.560 Yes, all the things you need to know today. Let's 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.480 go to Abby in the newsroom first, because she's a 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:55.960 foremost authority in news. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.920 I try to be A really sad story coming out 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.160 of Port Lincoln over the can a father who was 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:03.880 swimming with his best mates kids and his own kids 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.360 has actually been caught in a rip himself. Emergency services 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.480 will head back out today. So it's day three. This 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:14.840 happened on Friday afternoon. Dankojacia hasn't been seen since Friday afternoon. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.680 His family are holding onto. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.520 Hope that maybe, just maybe he made it to shore 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.560 somewhere and he's trying to get back to them. But yeah, 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:27.080 unfortunately he hasn't been seen since Friday afternoon. So really 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:30.160 really sad news coming out of Port Lincoln, which is, yeah, 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:30.720 not good. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.960 I just hate this story. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.360 So he was on the shore, he saw his two 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:38.240 boys struggling, he saw his best mates little girl struggling, 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.880 swam out, saved them and then hasn't been seen since. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.120 Ye it's heartbreaking, isn't it. Yeah? 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.279 I think you know, with the hot weather and everyone 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:46.920 heading to the beach. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:47.120 Even. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.560 I was at Mowana on Sunday and there were two 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:54.920 shark starts. Yeah, so there was two within forty five minutes. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.120 You've just got to be so so careful. Apparently on 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.960 the website of the beach they went to, it does 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.160 say on there there is a rep and it's not patrolled, 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:03.200 so please be careful. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.120 Unfortunately this has happened. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.200 Not great, No, okay, let's move on to the fact 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:13.920 that everyone gets their life back now because the Australian Open. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:18.240 No more Aussies left. So Alex Deminor last night he 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.800 was the last. Great hope, wasn't he And then it 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.240 was two sets up, No, it. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.200 Was he was two sets to one. He won the 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:26.760 second and third. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.400 Yeah, and then last set just got blown away six 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:30.440 smash six. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:31.320 What happened? 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:31.640 I know? 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:32.440 Horrendous. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.560 So anyway, the good news for everyone everywhere is that 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.479 we can all sleep, we can all go to bed 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:38.320 to get up early. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:38.840 It's fine. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:39.039 Now. 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.880 Don't you dare watch any of the rest of the right. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:46.360 No, don't you very dare. What about doubles? Anyone left 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:47.040 in the doubles? 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:48.080 No? 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.600 Max Purcell and Ebden were out last week. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.160 Weren't they. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:54.560 Quackin Arcus and. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.560 No, come on, work with me, work with me. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:12.159 Pressed this and let's moves. I don't know if they're 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.560 still in. Let's talk about something very very positive. What 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.479 about our strikers. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.560 What the hell happened? 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.840 They absolutely pants the scorches, that's what's happened. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:20.160 I know. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:21.640 Well, fifty runs in the end. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:25.400 So apparently there's an article saying that Jason Gillespie got 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:28.960 to Perth and the front page of the paper was 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.680 Scorches v. One man Matt Short, So it was basically 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:38.080 denigrading our side, our great side that are Adelaide and yeah, sure. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.640 Enough they shot their shot too early. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.160 Yeah, I think it was the West Australian. So what 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.760 it was it was a picture of Matt Short and 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.040 it just had dominoes behind him, and that is if 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:48.400 you get out Matt Short and all the rest of 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.920 the dominoes at four. So Matt Short got at early. 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.920 But then Jack Weatherill was on fire and then the 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.920 boys and Pope just went bang with the ball. So 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.919 tonight taking on the heats in Brisbane, yep, for a 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.640 chance to play the sixth is in the final. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.080 Go our striker, how good you just had a massive 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.839 comeback and the thirty six is as well. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:09.800 Don't discredit, don't you very dare ever? 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.840 Yeah, if you're right off any Adelaide team. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.840 Okay, well I wouldn't call people an idiot. What are 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:16.480 you doing well? 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.040 To be fair, the six's form wasn't good. The striker's 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.040 form wasn't good, So don't call people an idiot. 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:21.840 It's good to be fair. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:22.840 We call Hazy an idiot? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:28.120 Yes, I call it constructive feedback. Good luck to our strikers. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:32.160 Tonight's two degrees across Satelaide today. Welcome to Monday, Jody 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:33.400 and Hazy. You're great to be here. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:34.600 What a joy, What an. 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.240 Absolute joy, And what a joy would be if you 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.320 were to head along to Tokyo with your best mate, flight, accommodation, 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.400 everything paid for, just to catch up and watch Taylor Swift. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:47.280 Oh my god. Wow. What about the experience of a lifetime. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.440 Huge results to yourself on the standby listing me in 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.520 the mix of this thing? Do that by getting on 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.960 air with us A couple of chances this morning via 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.360 a blitz. Joe's want to talk to you right now 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:57.400 though about Sits Pinkling. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.880 I'm sorry Sits pinkling very part of. 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.720 What Yes, that's what happens when a male sits down 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.640 to do a number one. And look, I think we've 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.200 spoken about this before, in particular, we spoke about producers. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:16.480 Are his gorgeous boyfriend Alex, who really is so I'd 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.240 say he's a courageous and fearless Aussie leader. 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.120 He's pristine. He is pristine. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.080 Very good, isn't He's still doing it though. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.880 Yeah, every single time, fails, every. 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:27.960 Single time, every single time. In fact, one time at 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.560 the foot of that lad, I saw him having a 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:35.160 little sits pinkle in the Europe, which is just outrageous. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:35.880 What did you say to him? 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:36.400 What are you doing? 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:36.640 Mate? 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.559 I said, well, no, you're a fearless, courageous Aussie leader 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.960 and that's a man who can lead us into the 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:43.520 next world. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:44.400 Okay, say it again. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:48.680 Sits pinkling, sits pinkling. Okay, yes, So look, you wouldn't 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.440 believe it. And sometimes you see all these studies in 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.240 there for like research secure all sorts of I don't know, 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.520 maybe diseases or try and make the world better, try 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.960 to be more sustainable, and I'm like, oh, but what 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.480 about this. They do a study on which men from 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.440 which country are leading the way for sitspinkling? 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.360 Wow, wins. 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:08.800 I'll go through your top five wins. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:09.080 Please. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.200 It's going to be top five, but you always want 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.040 to go number one, so it's something for us to 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:18.080 work on. Number five Australia, Okay, try harder boys, try 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:21.240 harder boys, be more like producers his boyfriend, Alex. Yeah, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.440 that's something that I've always lived by. Number four is Canada. Yep, 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:26.040 good on your. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.960 Boys, good stuff cold over there. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.280 I know what people are automatically thinking when they think 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.080 of sit spinkling, the scrutiny that comes with it. I 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:34.400 get it. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.480 The sound of you're hitting the un It sounds feminine. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.720 No, let's get rid of that. It's not good enough. 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.920 It's not good enough. You can be still very very 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:45.720 manly and have a little bit of a sit spinkle. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.160 Number three Denmark, Okay, didn't see that coming. 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:54.920 No, no one saw that coming. Number two Sweden, Oh yeah, 0:09:55.000 --> 0:10:06.160 Number one tense Germany, Oh oh, hold on, guys, be 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.040 more like the Germans. Two things in twenty twenty four, 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.199 If you don't mind, Jones, I'll normalize. Lets get rid 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.720 of the stigma. Okay, And once again I will play 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:15.960 this and just listen to this. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.040 The sound of you're hitting it sounds feminine. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:22.480 No no, no, no, no no, that's the stereotype. Let's normalize it. 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:27.840 Sits winkling. Okay and normalized sheowbies all right, okay, what 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:33.440 time is? What time? Pm? Shewerby? Oh okay, right, yeap hey, hey, 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:34.800 who knows? Let's mix the two together. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.679 Well they go hand in hand, won't they. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.920 Oh my god, you're back from a nice little weekend 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:42.800 away in Gold Coast. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.800 Had a little sojourn to the Gold Coast for three 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:50.720 days because my daughter was competing at the National Dance Championships, 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.160 which was entertaining in itself. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:57.480 Yeah, I bet it wasn't. And didn't you zip off 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:58.360 on Friday morning? 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:02.640 I did aggressively and listen the story I'm about to 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:05.960 tell you. I'm blonnd like I am blonde at least 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.560 I spend three hours in a salon every two months 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.440 to be blonde, and. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:10.840 I had. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.320 Darker. Who's to say anyway. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.480 So I thought i'd tell you this story because you 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.440 would quite enjoy it. So had to zip off get 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.360 to the airport literally. We finished the show at nine. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.400 My flight was at ten forty, so Boom had to go. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:33.160 So ordered an uber and I was standing out the 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.360 front of Nova nine one nine at High Mush Square 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.320 here in Adelaide, waiting for the uber. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.520 I know you're facing the wrong way again, trying to 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:46.120 hail the uber whilst facing the building again where not again. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.240 So I was standing there and I ordered said uber, 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.840 and I was watching my phone and I'm watching the 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.160 blue dot and it wasn't moving. And I get very 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.400 anxious about flights, like I have to get on time 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.160 et cetera, et cetera on one of those people. I'm 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.319 not one that can swoop in at the last minute 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.120 and just run to the gate and jump monstrous. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:07.720 That's not me. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.240 So I'm watching the blue dot and I was like, 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.840 oh my god, it's not Why isn't it moving? And 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.959 it was stuck on it and I was like six 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.959 minutes until the uber arrives, and I was like, oh 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:23.319 my kitty aunt, what is going on here? And then 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:28.720 I realized that perhaps I wasn't watching the little car 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:29.600 that should be moving. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:31.840 I was watching the blue dot. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:38.400 You're watching yourself. You're looking at yourself, screaming at yourself 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.040 via the blue dot, asking for more movie. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.839 I was watching the Blue Dot that is an over 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:47.680 nine or nine at HEINM I was watching My location. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.600 Yeah. Do you know the you know the phrase you'd 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.520 forget your head if it wasn't screwed on? Do you 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:56.640 know that's directly directly pointed at you. They made that 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.880 phrase up years and years ago. It was directly pointed 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.120 at Ja. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:00.840 So sorry, I hate being mate. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.719 Also, there's no doubt that that Uber driver at the 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.880 same time was looking at you, looking at the phone, 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.760 what is going on? And he's right front, going Jody, 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.920 get in my car? Where is it? 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.920 My really, let's up? 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:20.360 It is so time for it. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.680 Let's go girl hytg ytg. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:30.720 Yeah, the girl's not s Yeah the sweety what a wee? 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.880 Sp okay. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.280 So, the uninitiated, if you're joining us for the first 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.160 time in twenty twenty four, welcome, Thank you so much. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.000 This is where we talk about all the things that 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.280 the girls talk about that we probably shouldn't talk about 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.199 on air, but we do. We talk about it off 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.839 air in the office and then Andrew joins in and 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.400 we're like, oh, make get out. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:54.560 Tic chut. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.120 I'm usually not listening though, like I'm there, but I'm 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:57.840 not there, Do you know what I mean? 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:58.120 Yeah? 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:02.560 Yeah, I'm present, you mean, and when both eyes looking 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.839 in different directions and there's dribble coming out of my mouth, Yeah, 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.080 that's where I'm going to land, far far away of 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:08.040 what you guys talking about. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.760 Yeah, anyway, Producers, Zoe joins us produces Zoe in your 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.880 twenties in a beautiful. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:17.000 Relationship with the gorgeous Alex who we're all Yeah. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:21.080 Abs from the newsroom, happily single. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:25.240 Who knows well? I mean this week? This week changes 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.120 from week to week. Yeah, are we seeing anyone? 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:31.440 I don't have anything to say, no comments, taking the fit. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.600 I will not be answering questions at this time. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.840 I feel like I'm outside of court for Channel ten 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:43.440 right now? What have you got to chill her? Okay, 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:46.600 this week's chick chat. Hi, Jody, Abby and Zoe my 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.640 best friend and her fiance. This is an email, by 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:52.600 the way, obviously snail mail. They wrote in Yeah, my 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.320 best friend and her fiance have just called the off 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.840 their engagement after six months. They got engaged on a 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.480 whim and the reality of it all is some. They 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:02.320 were together for a year. He got her a super 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:06.360 nice ring. We reckon It costume around seven K. Now 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.720 they've split, does she have a right to keep it 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.000 or does she have to give it back? What do 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.720 you think she should keep it? It was a gift 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.640 after all, but she feels bad. We don't want her 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.960 to give it back as an excuse to get back 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.120 in contact with him. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.040 What does she do? That's from Sally from Plympton. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:26.760 Well wait, okay, wow, So my first thought on this is, 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.080 I guess an engagement ring is a promise, like it's 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.920 a gift, as a promise, we're going to get married, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:33.920 we're going to be together. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:34.880 So if that. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:38.120 Promise is broken, then I think maybe perhaps give it back. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.200 It depends who breaks the promise too, doesn't it true? 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.640 So if the partner who gave the ring it was 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.000 the other person who did it, then you've probably to 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.160 give it back. If you've called it off late, you've 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.480 received the ring and it's on you for calling it off. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:53.880 Yeah, I think you should give it back. 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:57.000 But I also feel like you're missing the very definition 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:57.880 of chick chat. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.480 It just chicks chatting ladies. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.040 It's a very interesting one. I think at its nature 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.040 it is a gift, right, So if you make that 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:11.720 decision to put your heart on the line and propose 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.320 and give the person a ring. You've given them the ring, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.640 I think she's completely entitled to keep it, even though 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.200 that might be a moral stretch, but I think she 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:22.800 has every right to keep it. 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.280 Yeah, all right, I've got a story for you. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.360 So a friend of mine she proposed to another woman 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.600 and it was all fine, blah blah blah. Anyway, they 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.920 broke up, so she got given the ring back. This 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.040 woman said, I don't want a reminder of you, So 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:38.800 here's the ring back. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:39.320 I don't want it. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:39.800 No. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.720 She then has gone on and met another partner. Cool, 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:46.600 they're together, whatever, but they've got two best friends who 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.000 they as well were you know, She's like, oh, I 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.440 can't find a ring that I like to give to 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:51.560 so and so blah blah blah. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.280 Yeah, so my. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:55.440 Friend sold because she just wants to get rid of 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.960 this ring. She sold that engagement ring to her. Their 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.640 best friends, who then went on on used it to propose. 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.800 They all know each other each other on. 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:08.200 So she just wanted to get rid of her I reckon. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.520 She spent six or seven thousand. In the end, she 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:12.560 sold it to her friend for like fifteen hundred, cause 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.280 she's like, I just don't want the ring here anymore. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.080 I mean a new relationship with had a baby, like 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:17.199 I just needs to move on. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.760 So there's definitely something in that. Can jewelry be cursed? 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:23.520 No? No, okay. 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:27.600 So for example, I've still got my wedding ring from 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.600 my first marriage and it's in a jewelry box, and 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:33.200 I'm thinking of regifting it to my daughter because that's 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:34.960 her dad. So I thought that would be a nice 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.160 thing to do. But is that a nice I don't know. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:41.320 Well, because it didn't work out, you kept the ring, yeah? 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:41.600 Yeah? 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.120 Did you keep the engagement him as well? 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:47.119 Yeah? All of it? Hey, they're all diamonds mate. Yeah. 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.920 My mum kept her engagement ring from her first marriage 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:51.840 and for my birthday gifted it to me. 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:53.480 That would Did you like it? 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:53.720 Yes? 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:54.679 I love it. I love it. 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:56.399 I think it's holding onto a memory a little bit 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.640 like keeping memory boxes. But I think you have every 0:17:58.720 --> 0:17:59.639 right to keep that ring. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:00.840 It what you will. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:02.439 Yeah, I don't know. 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:03.080 I just. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.399 Is there something tainted about it? Is the question that 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:11.720 to me? Yes, a little yeah. Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.200 Do you give the ring back you got engaged, everything 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:18.160 was happy, the world was a beautiful place, and now 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:20.600 it's over and romance is dead. 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:21.040