WEBVTT - Pill Testing At Schoolies | Yes Or No?

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<v Speaker 4>As we head into schoolies once again, there were warnings

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<v Speaker 4>all across the news yesterday, deadly warnings in fact, about

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<v Speaker 4>pills being sold as organic ecstasy, natural ecstasy or just

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<v Speaker 4>MDMA at schoolies this week. The problem we have is

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<v Speaker 4>that these pills contain ninazines, which is up to fifty

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<v Speaker 4>times more potent than fentanyl. So that means these pills

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<v Speaker 4>are potentially deadly. So it's pushed for a renewed push

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<v Speaker 4>for legalized pill testing INSA so Doctor John Williams, who's

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<v Speaker 4>the president of the AMA here, said he was concerned

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<v Speaker 4>school leaders at next week's Victor Harvey's Harbor schoolies might

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<v Speaker 4>be taking pills. I think it's just MDMA, unaware it

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<v Speaker 4>could contain nazines or other harmful synthetic opioids. He said,

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<v Speaker 4>My best advice would be don't take those pills at all.

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<v Speaker 4>But he supports legalized pill testing because anyone can take

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<v Speaker 4>a pill, get a pill maker and put any kind

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<v Speaker 4>of white powder in that and then package it any

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<v Speaker 4>way they like and put in it whatever they want,

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<v Speaker 4>which as a parent is completely and utterly terrifying. So

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<v Speaker 4>get your thinking as a parent, like, where do you

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<v Speaker 4>sit on the position of pill testing? For me, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sort of a bit on the fence. I've got to

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<v Speaker 4>be honest about that. I don't quite know where it

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<v Speaker 4>sits for me, because it's like, I think, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>bit like alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids are going to drink alcohol.

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<v Speaker 4>So as a parent, do you introduce it slowly at

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<v Speaker 4>home in a controlled environment so they get used to

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<v Speaker 4>how it makes them feel and what it makes them do?

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<v Speaker 4>Or are you then planting the seed in a young

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<v Speaker 4>brain that alcohol could potentially be a part of your

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<v Speaker 4>life for returnity, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you introduce knowing they're going to do it anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>I think as a parent, you just want to provide

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<v Speaker 4>this fapest environment that you possibly can. If you suspect

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<v Speaker 4>that your kids might partake in drugs, you'd want that

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<v Speaker 4>drug to not be potentially deadly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So I don't know. I'm a little torn on

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the thing. Please get involved in this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>if you're parents, maybe you're a student on your way.

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<v Speaker 1>They're thirteen and twenty fourteen, would love to take a

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<v Speaker 1>call from it. I think there is a slight perception

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<v Speaker 1>that if you're four legalizing pill testing, that you're somehow

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<v Speaker 1>for drug used. Absolutely not, absolutely not, I can.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you just want to ensure that this thing

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<v Speaker 4>isn't is not going to be deadly for your child.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing, and let's be realistic. And sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>have to put yourself back in that situation. And if

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<v Speaker 1>mum and dad said don't do this, would you absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent say okay, I won't do that because

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<v Speaker 1>you said that. Of course you probably would. I did

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day, I got told not to do

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<v Speaker 1>some things and I definitely went and did them. So

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<v Speaker 1>then the option is if you have this where they

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<v Speaker 1>are what we would deem safe pills versus very very

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<v Speaker 1>unsafe pills. Maybe you've said to your kids don't do that,

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<v Speaker 1>they still do it. This system isn't available and they

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<v Speaker 1>take a bad pill and all of a sudden there's

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<v Speaker 1>disastrous consequences. I know which one I would rather, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is and the language sounds awful, but my kid

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<v Speaker 1>taking the safer pill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that we run into trouble when we confuse

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<v Speaker 4>people who encourage pill testing as encouraging drug taking.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not it at all.

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<v Speaker 4>They're encouraging if they're going to take it, we want

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<v Speaker 4>to make sure it's safe for you. But either way,

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<v Speaker 4>the scary part for me is kids at school is

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<v Speaker 4>who drink or take drugs are going to be out

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<v Speaker 4>of control. And we all saw last year what happened

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<v Speaker 4>at school is with Grant stephens son Charlie.

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<v Speaker 2>What can happen.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying drugs in our coal involved, but it's a

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<v Speaker 4>dangerous hot bed of young teenagers doing things that they

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<v Speaker 4>potentially shouldn't be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So this is where it's for me, This is

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<v Speaker 1>where it's changed because I went to schoolers in two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and three and I can one hundred percent tell

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<v Speaker 1>you there was far too much of it consumed. It

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<v Speaker 1>was all alcohol. Yeah, so it was all So from

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<v Speaker 1>then to now things have really really shifted, and I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon it was close. I reckon maybe two or three

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<v Speaker 1>years after we left, we were hearing stories about kids

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<v Speaker 1>who were seventeen eighteen doing genuinely illicit substances and going well,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it just sort of filtered across society as

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<v Speaker 1>a whole. So maybe it'd be hard for parents now

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<v Speaker 1>to get their head around such a thing as legalizing

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<v Speaker 1>pill testing because maybe parents weren't in that situation themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's harder to get a grip off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's a little bit of audio from a professional pill

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<v Speaker 4>tester from Queensland who explains the process of how they

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<v Speaker 4>go about it.

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<v Speaker 5>We only need a really small amount to get tested,

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<v Speaker 5>so we need about the size of a matchhead. Using

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<v Speaker 5>our infrared spectrometer, we can give a good estimate of

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<v Speaker 5>what we believe to be the most prominent ingredient in there.

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<v Speaker 5>What we've found is that particularly where someone finds an

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<v Speaker 5>unexpected substance in their sample, almost all of them will

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<v Speaker 5>dispose of that. A lot of our discussions are around

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<v Speaker 5>the risks of overdose and the signs of overdose, and

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<v Speaker 5>also advising the safest options to not use drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>So clearly from that it could be the difference between

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<v Speaker 1>saving a life, yeah, or getting a youngster in so

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<v Speaker 1>much trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>My clear takeaways I want to pick up an infrared

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<v Speaker 4>spectrometer in the Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Sales as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well under they sound watch the space.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah exactly thirteen twenty four to ten. We're taking your

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<v Speaker 4>calls this morning, your thoughts on pill testing. Let's go

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<v Speaker 4>to Anonymous from flag Staff here.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning. So you work in health, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>yes I do.

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen the consequence and it's pretty devastating and it's

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<v Speaker 6>pretty difficult to deal with because these young people end

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<v Speaker 6>up in erase us in an ad department where you

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<v Speaker 6>don't know what they've taken. They need to do top

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<v Speaker 6>to cology study to see what's happened mentally and physically compromised.

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<v Speaker 6>Is real difficult to deal with.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you say, you see from.

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<v Speaker 6>A medical and nursing point of view, it's it's devastating

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<v Speaker 6>for families. They're town to pieces over years of drug

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<v Speaker 6>use and then all of a sudden their child is

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<v Speaker 6>in the physically compromised date.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Anonymous, as being in the industry that you're working

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<v Speaker 1>and knowing what you know, can you say a future

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<v Speaker 1>where there is mandatory bill.

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<v Speaker 6>Testing, Well, I think that's onthing the iceberg. Really that's

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<v Speaker 6>like a band aids to a global problem. But the

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<v Speaker 6>problem lies with the drugs being introduced and drugs being manufactured,

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<v Speaker 6>and there are two different sets of difficulties, rarely one

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<v Speaker 6>of the manufacturing if you don't know what's in that drug.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and beings to hold.

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<v Speaker 6>Vulnerable people. People with a mental illness are already a

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<v Speaker 6>compromised They end up with further problems mentally, and then

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<v Speaker 6>they've got a physical physical state to deal with, whether

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<v Speaker 6>they're not medically or mentally able to manage a quality

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<v Speaker 6>of life that we should all have.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for that call. What a great

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<v Speaker 2>insight that was. So I just I wonder.

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<v Speaker 4>About these people with these backyard operations who are manufacturing

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<v Speaker 4>these pills and putting in the pills that could potentially

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<v Speaker 4>end up at places like school is putting in magazines

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<v Speaker 4>which they know are potentially fatal.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to if you're a student or you're

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<v Speaker 1>a parent, and you want to shock yourself, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you google some of these images or where these drugs

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<v Speaker 1>are prepared. Because I'll give you the hot tip. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no work in safety regulations some of these back with

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<v Speaker 1>these pills.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no regular three monthly inspections of these backyard pill operations.

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<v Speaker 2>Give you the big tip.

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<v Speaker 1>And certainly no nutritional content on the pills you're buying

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<v Speaker 1>on the street man's pill testing. Where does it sit

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Let's go to paradise, come on to you, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning both, How are we We're good?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Andrew? Where do you sit with this?

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<v Speaker 7>I am on the agreement that they should be introduced absolutely,

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<v Speaker 7>Like as a young particle back in the day, I

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<v Speaker 7>know that like these things are going to happen, Like

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<v Speaker 7>you're going to be taking these pills, especially after parents

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<v Speaker 7>of supervision, Like there's just not much that you can do.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got a young eight months old. Now, I'll just

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<v Speaker 7>think about these things in the future that yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 7>she might be surrounded by people, like there's going to

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<v Speaker 7>be an influence, and let's say that she has a

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<v Speaker 7>curious mind, she might want to do these things. So

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<v Speaker 7>as a parent, I would like I would expect that

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<v Speaker 7>my child has safety or the foundational knowledge to be

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<v Speaker 7>smart enough to prefer that they wouldn't do it. But

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<v Speaker 7>if they were to do it, but they do it

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<v Speaker 7>under safe conditions, and I think you both hit the

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<v Speaker 7>mark there. If they were to do it, that they're

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<v Speaker 7>doing it with friends or somebody that they trust in

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<v Speaker 7>the event that's something bad was to happen, and that

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<v Speaker 7>they have the foundational knowledge to potentially test and know

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<v Speaker 7>what these substances can do. Education is an important thing,

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<v Speaker 7>and just basically saying no to pill testing, I think

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<v Speaker 7>is a little bit silly. We're moving to an age

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<v Speaker 7>where drugs becoming a lot more prominent. Yep, it's just

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<v Speaker 7>a I think it's just Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It feels a little bit like I do as I say,

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<v Speaker 4>not as Daddy used to do back in the tax

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<v Speaker 4>question with you.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit well, said Andrew. I could completely agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's about information. It's about knowledge and be able

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<v Speaker 1>to hand yourself in the right situation. Because I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>particularly with the youngsters, and I've got a six year old,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like by the time he gets the

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<v Speaker 1>righting them more I said, don't you dare do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you want to do it more and more.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, exactly right, exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and thank you so much. Sue from Stirk,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you sit with it, Sue.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'm a little on the fence, but I mean, ultimately,

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<v Speaker 8>I'd love to live in a world where this is

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<v Speaker 8>not an issue, but it is. Yeah, so I would

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<v Speaker 8>lean towards the yes I if I had to make

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<v Speaker 8>a choice. But I'm very very pro making sure you

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<v Speaker 8>have those conversations with the kids so they feel safe

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<v Speaker 8>to talk to you, talk to you about any influences

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<v Speaker 8>in friendship groups and things like that. And I've always

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<v Speaker 8>said to my girls, if you wanted to drink or

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<v Speaker 8>you wanted to take something, come to me. We'll do

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<v Speaker 8>it safely together. Don't go doing it somewhere where you're

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<v Speaker 8>you know, if I have to find it, I don't

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<v Speaker 8>know where I'm going to find it.

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<v Speaker 9>I would, but.

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<v Speaker 8>Just be safe with doing it, like, do it smart.

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<v Speaker 8>I've never done it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always a people your least.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So do you so? How old your children?

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<v Speaker 8>Twenty and twenty two?

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<v Speaker 1>So do you feel like you have that relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>the children right now? Can they openly? Could they call

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<v Speaker 1>you in a situation where they say, look, I've just

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<v Speaker 1>had an incident with some drugs.

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely, I had my girls would come to me and say,

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<v Speaker 8>such and such a friend is doing this, Such and

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<v Speaker 8>such a friend has taken that. Such and such a

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<v Speaker 8>friend is doing that, and their parents don't know, And

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<v Speaker 8>I had that dilemma where I think that was my daughter.

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<v Speaker 8>I'd want to know, but I can't break my daughter's

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<v Speaker 8>trust by telling her friend's parents that she's doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely, wow, So yeah, absolutely, I've got that relationship with

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<v Speaker 8>my girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's great.

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<v Speaker 9>And one of them's now cop.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a whole.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that Sou's kids are going to her saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>this is what we want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, mummy, we'll do some research on the dark all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, leave it with me. Important messages in there as well,

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you to everybody who got involved and spoke

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<v Speaker 1>with us. But also like it certainly makes you think.

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<v Speaker 6>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, I know that a lot of kids do listen

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<v Speaker 4>to this show. So if you are heading to school,

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<v Speaker 4>is just be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're not going to preach, just be safe.

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<v Speaker 4>Nah, just we're not preaching. We just want to look

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<v Speaker 4>after you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the bottom line. Your father, he's on the money. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>Jody and naughty. It's six for nothing, not be.

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<v Speaker 4>Naughty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's six forty chance for us to be I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little bit looser before we straighten things up

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<v Speaker 1>a halfter. Seven o'clock. Is that the best way to

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<v Speaker 1>describe when.

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<v Speaker 4>Your kids being naughty and you're like, get it all

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<v Speaker 4>out of your system and then move forward with the day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're doing right now. I've got one for you.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's about to happen over in America is that

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<v Speaker 1>all the Americans about to sort of verge into winter. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's a big warning that's coming out over there

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<v Speaker 1>for all the men, and that is they're saying, watch

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<v Speaker 1>out for winter penis. That's right. It's a seasonal condition

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<v Speaker 1>that may hinder a man's ability to perform sexually. And

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like before I describe this, I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>always known about winter penis steep down US men, particularly

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<v Speaker 1>producer Flak, who is who we're calling the Prince of

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<v Speaker 1>Winter Pennant.

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<v Speaker 10>You find these studies hazy, and I just go, this

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<v Speaker 10>is the dumbest thing I've heard, because because you wrote it,

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<v Speaker 10>we know what happens in winter or cold.

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<v Speaker 1>As the temperature drops, the male genitalia recedes into the

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<v Speaker 1>body to maintain body heat, resulting in restrictive blood flows.

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<v Speaker 1>The phenomenon, oh gosh, it's phenomenally unattractive, which affects men

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<v Speaker 1>of all ages can cause a male member to shrink

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<v Speaker 1>in size by up to fifty while slowed circulation makes

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<v Speaker 1>achieving an erection difficult. When the thermostat drops, oh dear.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, there's a lot to take on there.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just thought it was me, But it's an

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<v Speaker 1>actual thing. Winter penis is a thing. Okay, So there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. That's our excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just I'm going to do some run some

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<v Speaker 2>numbers here.

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<v Speaker 4>So if it drops by fifty percent and you're starting

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<v Speaker 4>at thirty percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Already, you're twenty percent when it's inverted. That's when you

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<v Speaker 1>know in good trouble. We're an open and a group here,

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<v Speaker 1>but hate all those put your hand up. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>all year round winter painters. My hand is on it.

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<v Speaker 10>As the excuse we've always used if you naked in

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<v Speaker 10>front of someone it's really cold, and here the conditions.

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<v Speaker 1>Out is it cold? It's twenty five degrees in sunny.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday there was a medical emergency in the studio. I

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<v Speaker 4>like genuinely swallowed something the wrong way and was choking.

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<v Speaker 1>And how hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>I have I listen to my near death experience and

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<v Speaker 4>how it all unfolded.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolute scenes in the studio. And that is Jody, when

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<v Speaker 1>you forgot to chew before you swallow it, you try

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<v Speaker 1>to eat it like a duck.

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<v Speaker 4>A bit of sweet potato just lodged in my throat

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<v Speaker 4>and I literally couldn't breath.

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<v Speaker 2>And at that point where I couldn't breathe, your yelling.

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<v Speaker 1>Incorporate the Hymen maneuver.

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<v Speaker 2>The Hymen maneuver.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the home.

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<v Speaker 1>What's holomond, isn't it? That's isn't that? I'm confused. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we all learned some lessons yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and my favorite thing about you, Andrew Hayes, is

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<v Speaker 4>when you make a mistake, God, you double down, and

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<v Speaker 4>you double down hard. Okay, injits, it's the Hymen maneuver.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not And just for those playing at home, the

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<v Speaker 1>Hime maneuver, which I'm sure is an actual thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know that. No, you can imagine how much

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that. No, it would be as much

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<v Speaker 1>as you could possibly not know something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, exactly, is that the only thing you don't know?

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<v Speaker 4>That the only thing you repeatedly and infuriatingly get wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, words, you just cannot get right. Thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four ten. I can't unless I really double down

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<v Speaker 1>and concentrate. Can't say Glen Elg and this, I really

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<v Speaker 1>concentrate that, go again glen glen Elg. Yes. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to stop and really check myself. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to speak normally in a sentence. And I do

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sample stories and I love covering the Tigers,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'll hear me say the Tigers or the Bays

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<v Speaker 1>a lot instead of Glen Elg.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So okay, quick spot check. Say I'm going down

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<v Speaker 4>to Glenelg diday. I don't think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going down to Glenelg today. I'm not good with

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<v Speaker 1>L after the first G Glen Elg. Yeah, right, Bays

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<v Speaker 1>going down to the Bay. Are you flawless?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I can use words out of context sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, like bought and brought in.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes we're doing interviews with someone and you'll get

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<v Speaker 1>them in the wrong place and I'll just be in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner twitching because I'm not going to correct you

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<v Speaker 1>in front of someone else and get there and now

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<v Speaker 1>your brain's like, oh no, I'm going to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>that I stuff you up and make sure every single

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<v Speaker 1>time using the wrong context. You don't even float the

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<v Speaker 1>right one.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you bought something, you buy it, but you've you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought it, you bring it?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>You've done it?

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<v Speaker 2>But I can't just do that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's something in my frontal cortex that says, no, you

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<v Speaker 4>will never get that right.

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<v Speaker 2>You never, ever in the history of.

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<v Speaker 4>Your life, get brought and brought right in the right

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<v Speaker 4>context without having stopped and going, Okay, if I bought

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<v Speaker 4>it over what.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't pause a five to ten seconds, make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you get it right. Absolutely, it's a flag. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>one or two.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not sure I can top yournilk. For years and

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<v Speaker 10>years and years, I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It was hyper bowl. Ah, do you know what that's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Hyper It's a weird word though, hyperbole.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, yeah, And I would say hyperbowl and I would

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<v Speaker 10>get very embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>And does anyone actually know what it means? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think anyone really knows what that word even means.

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<v Speaker 2>Hyperbole.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it just like to spew out like a whole

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<v Speaker 4>heap of words that sort of you don't really know

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<v Speaker 4>the meaning to.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm doing right now. I'm hyper a lizing.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not an intelligent show twenty four ten. Give

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<v Speaker 1>us an example. The words that you just cannot get right,

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<v Speaker 1>because everyone's got a word or maybe a few that

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<v Speaker 1>just trip you up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just let me quickly dog produce a flack in

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<v Speaker 4>here too. You know Levisa, the jewelry shop that's in

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<v Speaker 4>every shopping center right across South Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>For years, he thought it was Louisa.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh no, in min events. There's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 10>curve on the V so it looks like a U.

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<v Speaker 10>So I thought it was Louisa.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that right?

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<v Speaker 2>A bit of a curve in your brain?

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, We'll go one for you as well. For the

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<v Speaker 1>longest time, you know the brand unique Lough. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>Novak Jokovic probably made quite fan famous.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I never looked at it, but it was Union of Queensland.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I have the University of Queensland sponsored Novak?

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't go to the Union Queensland. That's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Four ten. The words that you cannot get right, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the words that you just always thought were completely wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>What a great win for.

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<v Speaker 4>The university system.

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<v Speaker 1>Alight, guys.

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<v Speaker 11>Miss is Adelaide's favorite way to Awaken.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty four ten. The words that you just consistently get wrong. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I learned some lessons yesterday. It's the home lick remover.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the horme and maneuver. Okay, that's fine, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just an everyday lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know that you're still anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>What did I say wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>You're kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you just said the heimelick remover? What is it remover?

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<v Speaker 1>He guess what's going to happen? Chokes next time? Joe Jose,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm running. I'm not going to associate with any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of maneuver. Try and help you instead of removing.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, anyway, you make my head hurt. Sometimes let's go

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<v Speaker 4>to where're we doing? Your loose things that you cannot

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<v Speaker 4>say properly or you get taken out of context? What

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<v Speaker 4>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Christy morning?

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<v Speaker 9>But just before the you two thousand, everyone was like

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<v Speaker 9>always coming up with the minellium. I still can't play it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there were or two bugs already got Christie before

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<v Speaker 1>it's even up.

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<v Speaker 2>Christie, So I think you mean I think you mean millennium.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but what do you say millillium?

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<v Speaker 1>That's good?

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<v Speaker 2>Just sometime who doesn't mix the ends and l's up.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank goodness, the millennium has been gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good, Thank you, Chris. Let's go to you, Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 4>Hay, Okay, let's have a crack at it.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Cruel?

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, cruel?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to say squirrel?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't? Why doesn't your squirrel haven't? It's why is

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<v Speaker 2>it a quirrel? I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do it if I do it a low,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I feel like an idiot. Okay, Well well, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you seems like you're on a slow MA replay store.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you were to, for example, say Rebecca, if

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<v Speaker 4>I just said, okay, say this, the squirrel couldn't find

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<v Speaker 4>its nuts, go for it.

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<v Speaker 7>The squirrel can't find it nut, hopefully just merges into

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<v Speaker 7>the others.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, year done, Recca. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Johnny, Okay, morning, good morning. Your word is rendezvous? What's

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<v Speaker 4>what's Johnny? From Craigmore's interpretation of rendezvous.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to be rend devers. Oh, my partner, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was pretty hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is because you can't say rendezvous or did

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<v Speaker 1>you h.

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<v Speaker 3>Idea Yeah, at the renders.

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<v Speaker 4>God, thank you that the partner didn't leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was funny, nice, that's good. That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess we're all in this boat together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Words can be tricky, they can really.

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<v Speaker 1>Be it's all stuff them up together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, who hasn't Who hasn't said Gela Pinos,

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<v Speaker 4>am I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Or Jelapanos? What did the like? The little contest?

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<v Speaker 11>This is?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it? Isn't it gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 4>I promise everyone, I'm going to stay calm. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to be so zem this week because you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>let's face it, I'm trailing so horrendously badly.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't. I can't make a dance to an impact.

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<v Speaker 2>So why don't know? As we'll just relax and have fun, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a two eighty two fourteen to twenty seven spuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need glasses from him?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to buy it either, Just so you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you can throw out as much baite as you want.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not going to be that little fishy this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Fishy, fishy, fishy, Hey, producers are for the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 11>The songs Song Song Song, our favorite competition. Yeah, Hazy

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<v Speaker 11>show so three songs no OV hits and throwbacks or kestralized.

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<v Speaker 11>It's the best of three. You're playing for a couple

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<v Speaker 11>of listeners to win them a Wallace Cinema family pass.

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<v Speaker 11>First through this morning with Stacey from Prospect, who chose

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<v Speaker 11>Team Jody. Thank you Stace, and then on Team Hazy,

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<v Speaker 11>John Davron Park.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's Johnny. Hey you go, there we go, good Man?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you my friend? John's first time your tea?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Yes, sort of sledging. I'm going to ignore.

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<v Speaker 11>That's okay because Stacey chose you, so that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So Johnny gotta signed Hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you got the short straw.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, poor poor Johnny.

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<v Speaker 11>Let's kick straight into it. Song number one here, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Is your brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the title or the artist. That's a Probram.

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<v Speaker 2>We're we're fully sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen basically goes nothing to hold me back. I'm shocked.

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<v Speaker 11>I thought you'd both get that straight away from the.

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<v Speaker 2>Car at two. It's on the car, Johnny, It's on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Car on TV. Can I be honest with you. Joe's

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<v Speaker 1>and this may shock you, but I'm not a huge,

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<v Speaker 1>huge fan of Shawn Mendes. Okay, I don't dislike, but

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<v Speaker 1>you may not see me at a Shawn Mendes concert.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's good to know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if you know me well enough

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<v Speaker 1>to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Your musical taste is quite eclectic, and I can never

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<v Speaker 4>really pick what you do like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm because I don't know what that word means. That

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<v Speaker 1>means hazes in the lead.

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<v Speaker 11>But it is the best to three. There's a chance

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<v Speaker 11>we'll come back. I think this one's hard song.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two song too. Joey always excels.

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<v Speaker 11>At Yes, Okay, don't react, don't bite, You're right, sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Some do.

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<v Speaker 11>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I know too much, I know, I.

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<v Speaker 11>Come on long.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's a really.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm gonna give you that. That was was very good.

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<v Speaker 1>That we're friends friends. Hey, so here's the big question,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the massive and this is a big test, Joes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we play the third song? Come on for the

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<v Speaker 1>thrill of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 11>You said you're in a great mood today, and nothing

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<v Speaker 11>I'll get you down. Imagine winning the third song? All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 11>come on, come on, I believe in your song number

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<v Speaker 11>three for fun, it's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe, it's fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's get loud by Jodie. Let's get loud. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>get loud.

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<v Speaker 11>Bye, come on, no.

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<v Speaker 9>Scared?

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<v Speaker 2>How have I not remembered her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Produce a black miright of help out?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Producers realizes it. Sometimes you need to throw a dog

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<v Speaker 4>of boone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you've already won.

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<v Speaker 9>Shut up whatever you are.

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<v Speaker 2>You have an argument over the dead rubber.

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<v Speaker 4>I promise I wouldn't get angry, but that's sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>Behavior tips me over the edge.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess New Zealand's comedy queen that will now claim

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<v Speaker 4>is our own shuckers.

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<v Speaker 9>Just try to see if you guys are a shucker crowd.

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<v Speaker 11>No, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>She became a much loved TV star hosting The Cheap Seats.

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<v Speaker 2>On Channel ten, but a lot of feedback.

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<v Speaker 9>We actually got a tweet that said, is tim away

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<v Speaker 9>because there's work experiences up side?

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<v Speaker 11>That is true.

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<v Speaker 9>I want it, it's just not available this week.

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<v Speaker 4>So and going over the best all worst bits of

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<v Speaker 4>the year with us before tonight's final episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Please welcome Melanie Bracewall.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, hazy.

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<v Speaker 4>The Cheap Seats finale is tonight on Channel ten. The

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful ten network and the star of it is our

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<v Speaker 4>favorite keyweek comedian outside of Ursula Carlson. Please welcome Melanie

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<v Speaker 4>to the show.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that's a fair bit. I'll make that calls.

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<v Speaker 10>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>She is very, very funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Ward. An opportunity just to get you on the show

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<v Speaker 4>this morning and talk about you. Obviously recapped the year

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<v Speaker 4>and the best stories in you, so we thought let's

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<v Speaker 4>get your top three.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you up for it?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm absolutely up for it. It's been an amazing year.

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<v Speaker 9>We've had so many huge stories. I mean, the most

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<v Speaker 9>recent one would have to be that royal visit where

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<v Speaker 9>there was a pretty pretty amazing encounter with King Charles.

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<v Speaker 11>King Charles has received a welcome to remember in Canberra

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<v Speaker 11>being sneezed on by an alpaca.

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<v Speaker 9>What an absolute greeting. That is what we've called cheap

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<v Speaker 9>seats gold We sort of mine and these all these

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<v Speaker 9>very important dignit trees that they need and they shake

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<v Speaker 9>hands and sometimes it can be very very boring. The

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<v Speaker 9>moment we saw the word alpaca and a transcript, we

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<v Speaker 9>were like, okay, all right, fine, everything our packer base.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the alpaca dressed up as hazy King.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I did have a.

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<v Speaker 9>Little wearing like a top head and like a suit

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<v Speaker 9>like he was dressed up and formal, where.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was a very inappropriate setting for an

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<v Speaker 1>outpacker to spit in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>But his reaction to was lovely, wasn't it. He was

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<v Speaker 4>sort of like old that just spit on me.

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<v Speaker 9>It was gorgeous, Yes, okay, gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 4>So that comes in at number three, your second top

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<v Speaker 4>story for the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 9>Now, we cover a lot of sort of high profile

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<v Speaker 9>courtroom battle, you know, these big legal lawsuits, and sometimes

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<v Speaker 9>they can be dicing. You know, sometimes you don't want

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<v Speaker 9>to cover them. We're a little bit nervous about what

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<v Speaker 9>we can say. And this is one of those examples.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar the Kovoodle arrived at the Federal court or decision

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<v Speaker 1>day in a defamation battle against nine.

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<v Speaker 9>Oscar Thekvoodle and a defamation lawsuit. We had Oscar lawyers

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<v Speaker 9>on our back when we were talking about AFCA, so

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<v Speaker 9>we had to be careful with what we said.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, what was Oscar suing Channel nine for? What did

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<v Speaker 4>how did they defame the Kavoodle?

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<v Speaker 9>Look, this is where you've got me wrong. We have

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<v Speaker 9>no journalistic integrity. We know nothing about the deeper layers

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<v Speaker 9>of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>We don't even know really much about Oscar at all.

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<v Speaker 9>The kaboodle was dressed up like a judge that feels

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<v Speaker 9>on the nose.

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<v Speaker 4>It really does, all right, your top story four the year,

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<v Speaker 4>Melbrace will go for it.

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<v Speaker 9>Often this happens. We have a slow news week now

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<v Speaker 9>and again, you know, we go, oh, there's not much on.

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<v Speaker 9>There's the Olympic saw that's not coming up for a while.

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<v Speaker 9>What can we do? And then every so often we

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<v Speaker 9>get a blessing where something huge has happened. Everyone's talking

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<v Speaker 9>about it, but everyone is okay, everything's fine, it's not dangerous,

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<v Speaker 9>there's nothing bad about it. It was just slightly inconvenient

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<v Speaker 9>for a big portion of the population. And that for

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<v Speaker 9>us was the Blue Screen of Death, the outage that

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<v Speaker 9>had a bunch of Microsoft computers, which meant there were

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<v Speaker 9>some pretty intense stories like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard a story about a woman who got a

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<v Speaker 1>text that she had a piece of furniture to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up at a stare. She went to the store and

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't provide to her. She said, there was panic

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<v Speaker 1>there there.

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<v Speaker 9>You can't pick up an ortomen. That is one of

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<v Speaker 9>the toughest things that can happen in your life. My god,

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<v Speaker 9>we just heard a bunch of these stories. It was, Oh,

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<v Speaker 9>they went to the pet store and they couldn't buy

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<v Speaker 9>a gold fashion. You know, the reporters are doing such

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<v Speaker 9>a good job because they do have to cover it

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<v Speaker 9>and they have to give it this gravitask. But quite

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<v Speaker 9>often it's just someone who couldn't pick up a couch.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, well, we can catch all the highlights from the

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<v Speaker 4>year on the cheap Seats. The finale is tonight. I

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<v Speaker 4>can't wait for it. You do a wonderful job. Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you for being our second favorite New Zealand comedian.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, you, guys, my second favorite Adelaide Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>That your favorite favorite