Speaker 1: Get morning every day, adelaides, I need I need to know.
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Speaker 4: As we head into schoolies once again, there were warnings
Speaker 4: all across the news yesterday, deadly warnings in fact, about
Speaker 4: pills being sold as organic ecstasy, natural ecstasy or just
Speaker 4: MDMA at schoolies this week. The problem we have is
Speaker 4: that these pills contain ninazines, which is up to fifty
Speaker 4: times more potent than fentanyl. So that means these pills
Speaker 4: are potentially deadly. So it's pushed for a renewed push
Speaker 4: for legalized pill testing INSA so Doctor John Williams, who's
Speaker 4: the president of the AMA here, said he was concerned
Speaker 4: school leaders at next week's Victor Harvey's Harbor schoolies might
Speaker 4: be taking pills. I think it's just MDMA, unaware it
Speaker 4: could contain nazines or other harmful synthetic opioids. He said,
Speaker 4: My best advice would be don't take those pills at all.
Speaker 4: But he supports legalized pill testing because anyone can take
Speaker 4: a pill, get a pill maker and put any kind
Speaker 4: of white powder in that and then package it any
Speaker 4: way they like and put in it whatever they want,
Speaker 4: which as a parent is completely and utterly terrifying. So
Speaker 4: get your thinking as a parent, like, where do you
Speaker 4: sit on the position of pill testing? For me, I'm
Speaker 4: sort of a bit on the fence. I've got to
Speaker 4: be honest about that. I don't quite know where it
Speaker 4: sits for me, because it's like, I think, it's a
Speaker 4: bit like alcohol.
Speaker 2: Kids are going to drink alcohol.
Speaker 4: So as a parent, do you introduce it slowly at
Speaker 4: home in a controlled environment so they get used to
Speaker 4: how it makes them feel and what it makes them do?
Speaker 4: Or are you then planting the seed in a young
Speaker 4: brain that alcohol could potentially be a part of your
Speaker 4: life for returnity, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Do you introduce knowing they're going to do it anyway?
Speaker 4: I think as a parent, you just want to provide
Speaker 4: this fapest environment that you possibly can. If you suspect
Speaker 4: that your kids might partake in drugs, you'd want that
Speaker 4: drug to not be potentially deadly.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I don't know. I'm a little torn on
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: That is the thing. Please get involved in this conversation
Speaker 1: if you're parents, maybe you're a student on your way.
Speaker 1: They're thirteen and twenty fourteen, would love to take a
Speaker 1: call from it. I think there is a slight perception
Speaker 1: that if you're four legalizing pill testing, that you're somehow
Speaker 1: for drug used. Absolutely not, absolutely not, I can.
Speaker 4: I think you just want to ensure that this thing
Speaker 4: isn't is not going to be deadly for your child.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, and let's be realistic. And sometimes you
Speaker 1: have to put yourself back in that situation. And if
Speaker 1: mum and dad said don't do this, would you absolutely
Speaker 1: one hundred percent say okay, I won't do that because
Speaker 1: you said that. Of course you probably would. I did
Speaker 1: back in the day, I got told not to do
Speaker 1: some things and I definitely went and did them. So
Speaker 1: then the option is if you have this where they
Speaker 1: are what we would deem safe pills versus very very
Speaker 1: unsafe pills. Maybe you've said to your kids don't do that,
Speaker 1: they still do it. This system isn't available and they
Speaker 1: take a bad pill and all of a sudden there's
Speaker 1: disastrous consequences. I know which one I would rather, and
Speaker 1: that is and the language sounds awful, but my kid
Speaker 1: taking the safer pill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 4: I think that we run into trouble when we confuse
Speaker 4: people who encourage pill testing as encouraging drug taking.
Speaker 2: That's not it at all.
Speaker 4: They're encouraging if they're going to take it, we want
Speaker 4: to make sure it's safe for you. But either way,
Speaker 4: the scary part for me is kids at school is
Speaker 4: who drink or take drugs are going to be out
Speaker 4: of control. And we all saw last year what happened
Speaker 4: at school is with Grant stephens son Charlie.
Speaker 2: What can happen.
Speaker 4: I'm saying drugs in our coal involved, but it's a
Speaker 4: dangerous hot bed of young teenagers doing things that they
Speaker 4: potentially shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 1: Yes, So this is where it's for me, This is
Speaker 1: where it's changed because I went to schoolers in two
Speaker 1: thousand and three and I can one hundred percent tell
Speaker 1: you there was far too much of it consumed. It
Speaker 1: was all alcohol. Yeah, so it was all So from
Speaker 1: then to now things have really really shifted, and I
Speaker 1: reckon it was close. I reckon maybe two or three
Speaker 1: years after we left, we were hearing stories about kids
Speaker 1: who were seventeen eighteen doing genuinely illicit substances and going well,
Speaker 1: and then it just sort of filtered across society as
Speaker 1: a whole. So maybe it'd be hard for parents now
Speaker 1: to get their head around such a thing as legalizing
Speaker 1: pill testing because maybe parents weren't in that situation themselves,
Speaker 1: so it's harder to get a grip off.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Here's a little bit of audio from a professional pill
Speaker 4: tester from Queensland who explains the process of how they
Speaker 4: go about it.
Speaker 5: We only need a really small amount to get tested,
Speaker 5: so we need about the size of a matchhead. Using
Speaker 5: our infrared spectrometer, we can give a good estimate of
Speaker 5: what we believe to be the most prominent ingredient in there.
Speaker 5: What we've found is that particularly where someone finds an
Speaker 5: unexpected substance in their sample, almost all of them will
Speaker 5: dispose of that. A lot of our discussions are around
Speaker 5: the risks of overdose and the signs of overdose, and
Speaker 5: also advising the safest options to not use drugs.
Speaker 1: So clearly from that it could be the difference between
Speaker 1: saving a life, yeah, or getting a youngster in so
Speaker 1: much trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My clear takeaways I want to pick up an infrared
Speaker 4: spectrometer in the Black Friday.
Speaker 2: Sales as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well under they sound watch the space.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly thirteen twenty four to ten. We're taking your
Speaker 4: calls this morning, your thoughts on pill testing. Let's go
Speaker 4: to Anonymous from flag Staff here.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning. So you work in health, Yes,
Speaker 2: yes I do.
Speaker 6: I've seen the consequence and it's pretty devastating and it's
Speaker 6: pretty difficult to deal with because these young people end
Speaker 6: up in erase us in an ad department where you
Speaker 6: don't know what they've taken. They need to do top
Speaker 6: to cology study to see what's happened mentally and physically compromised.
Speaker 6: Is real difficult to deal with.
Speaker 2: And so you say, you see from.
Speaker 6: A medical and nursing point of view, it's it's devastating
Speaker 6: for families. They're town to pieces over years of drug
Speaker 6: use and then all of a sudden their child is
Speaker 6: in the physically compromised date.
Speaker 1: So, Anonymous, as being in the industry that you're working
Speaker 1: and knowing what you know, can you say a future
Speaker 1: where there is mandatory bill.
Speaker 6: Testing, Well, I think that's onthing the iceberg. Really that's
Speaker 6: like a band aids to a global problem. But the
Speaker 6: problem lies with the drugs being introduced and drugs being manufactured,
Speaker 6: and there are two different sets of difficulties, rarely one
Speaker 6: of the manufacturing if you don't know what's in that drug.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and beings to hold.
Speaker 6: Vulnerable people. People with a mental illness are already a
Speaker 6: compromised They end up with further problems mentally, and then
Speaker 6: they've got a physical physical state to deal with, whether
Speaker 6: they're not medically or mentally able to manage a quality
Speaker 6: of life that we should all have.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that call. What a great
Speaker 2: insight that was. So I just I wonder.
Speaker 4: About these people with these backyard operations who are manufacturing
Speaker 4: these pills and putting in the pills that could potentially
Speaker 4: end up at places like school is putting in magazines
Speaker 4: which they know are potentially fatal.
Speaker 1: If you want to if you're a student or you're
Speaker 1: a parent, and you want to shock yourself, why don't
Speaker 1: you google some of these images or where these drugs
Speaker 1: are prepared. Because I'll give you the hot tip. There's
Speaker 1: no work in safety regulations some of these back with
Speaker 1: these pills.
Speaker 4: There's no regular three monthly inspections of these backyard pill operations.
Speaker 2: Give you the big tip.
Speaker 1: And certainly no nutritional content on the pills you're buying
Speaker 1: on the street man's pill testing. Where does it sit
Speaker 1: with you? Let's go to paradise, come on to you, Andrew.
Speaker 7: Good morning both, How are we We're good?
Speaker 2: Thank you Andrew? Where do you sit with this?
Speaker 7: I am on the agreement that they should be introduced absolutely,
Speaker 7: Like as a young particle back in the day, I
Speaker 7: know that like these things are going to happen, Like
Speaker 7: you're going to be taking these pills, especially after parents
Speaker 7: of supervision, Like there's just not much that you can do.
Speaker 7: I've got a young eight months old. Now, I'll just
Speaker 7: think about these things in the future that yeah, okay,
Speaker 7: she might be surrounded by people, like there's going to
Speaker 7: be an influence, and let's say that she has a
Speaker 7: curious mind, she might want to do these things. So
Speaker 7: as a parent, I would like I would expect that
Speaker 7: my child has safety or the foundational knowledge to be
Speaker 7: smart enough to prefer that they wouldn't do it. But
Speaker 7: if they were to do it, but they do it
Speaker 7: under safe conditions, and I think you both hit the
Speaker 7: mark there. If they were to do it, that they're
Speaker 7: doing it with friends or somebody that they trust in
Speaker 7: the event that's something bad was to happen, and that
Speaker 7: they have the foundational knowledge to potentially test and know
Speaker 7: what these substances can do. Education is an important thing,
Speaker 7: and just basically saying no to pill testing, I think
Speaker 7: is a little bit silly. We're moving to an age
Speaker 7: where drugs becoming a lot more prominent. Yep, it's just
Speaker 7: a I think it's just Yeah.
Speaker 4: It feels a little bit like I do as I say,
Speaker 4: not as Daddy used to do back in the tax
Speaker 4: question with you.
Speaker 1: A bit well, said Andrew. I could completely agree with you.
Speaker 1: So it's about information. It's about knowledge and be able
Speaker 1: to hand yourself in the right situation. Because I feel like,
Speaker 1: particularly with the youngsters, and I've got a six year old,
Speaker 1: but I feel like by the time he gets the
Speaker 1: righting them more I said, don't you dare do that?
Speaker 1: I feel like you want to do it more and more.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly right, exactly right.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and thank you so much. Sue from Stirk,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: Where do you sit with it, Sue.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm a little on the fence, but I mean, ultimately,
Speaker 8: I'd love to live in a world where this is
Speaker 8: not an issue, but it is. Yeah, so I would
Speaker 8: lean towards the yes I if I had to make
Speaker 8: a choice. But I'm very very pro making sure you
Speaker 8: have those conversations with the kids so they feel safe
Speaker 8: to talk to you, talk to you about any influences
Speaker 8: in friendship groups and things like that. And I've always
Speaker 8: said to my girls, if you wanted to drink or
Speaker 8: you wanted to take something, come to me. We'll do
Speaker 8: it safely together. Don't go doing it somewhere where you're
Speaker 8: you know, if I have to find it, I don't
Speaker 8: know where I'm going to find it.
Speaker 9: I would, but.
Speaker 8: Just be safe with doing it, like, do it smart.
Speaker 8: I've never done it.
Speaker 1: It's always a people your least.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you so? How old your children?
Speaker 8: Twenty and twenty two?
Speaker 1: So do you feel like you have that relationship with
Speaker 1: the children right now? Can they openly? Could they call
Speaker 1: you in a situation where they say, look, I've just
Speaker 1: had an incident with some drugs.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, I had my girls would come to me and say,
Speaker 8: such and such a friend is doing this, Such and
Speaker 8: such a friend has taken that. Such and such a
Speaker 8: friend is doing that, and their parents don't know, And
Speaker 8: I had that dilemma where I think that was my daughter.
Speaker 8: I'd want to know, but I can't break my daughter's
Speaker 8: trust by telling her friend's parents that she's doing this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, wow, So yeah, absolutely, I've got that relationship with
Speaker 8: my girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's great.
Speaker 9: And one of them's now cop.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a whole.
Speaker 4: I love that Sou's kids are going to her saying, oh,
Speaker 4: this is what we want to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, mummy, we'll do some research on the dark all.
Speaker 1: Right, leave it with me. Important messages in there as well,
Speaker 1: So thank you to everybody who got involved and spoke
Speaker 1: with us. But also like it certainly makes you think.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: Also, I know that a lot of kids do listen
Speaker 4: to this show. So if you are heading to school,
Speaker 4: is just be safe.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're not going to preach, just be safe.
Speaker 4: Nah, just we're not preaching. We just want to look
Speaker 4: after you.
Speaker 1: That's the bottom line. Your father, he's on the money. Listen,
Speaker 1: Jody and naughty. It's six for nothing, not be.
Speaker 4: Naughty.
Speaker 1: It's six forty chance for us to be I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit looser before we straighten things up
Speaker 1: a halfter. Seven o'clock. Is that the best way to
Speaker 1: describe when.
Speaker 4: Your kids being naughty and you're like, get it all
Speaker 4: out of your system and then move forward with the day.
Speaker 1: That's what we're doing right now. I've got one for you.
Speaker 1: And what's about to happen over in America is that
Speaker 1: all the Americans about to sort of verge into winter. Yes,
Speaker 1: so there's a big warning that's coming out over there
Speaker 1: for all the men, and that is they're saying, watch
Speaker 1: out for winter penis. That's right. It's a seasonal condition
Speaker 1: that may hinder a man's ability to perform sexually. And
Speaker 1: I feel like before I describe this, I think we've
Speaker 1: always known about winter penis steep down US men, particularly
Speaker 1: producer Flak, who is who we're calling the Prince of
Speaker 1: Winter Pennant.
Speaker 10: You find these studies hazy, and I just go, this
Speaker 10: is the dumbest thing I've heard, because because you wrote it,
Speaker 10: we know what happens in winter or cold.
Speaker 1: As the temperature drops, the male genitalia recedes into the
Speaker 1: body to maintain body heat, resulting in restrictive blood flows.
Speaker 1: The phenomenon, oh gosh, it's phenomenally unattractive, which affects men
Speaker 1: of all ages can cause a male member to shrink
Speaker 1: in size by up to fifty while slowed circulation makes
Speaker 1: achieving an erection difficult. When the thermostat drops, oh dear.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, there's a lot to take on there.
Speaker 1: And I just thought it was me, But it's an
Speaker 1: actual thing. Winter penis is a thing. Okay, So there
Speaker 1: you go. That's our excuse.
Speaker 2: So I'm just I'm going to do some run some
Speaker 2: numbers here.
Speaker 4: So if it drops by fifty percent and you're starting
Speaker 4: at thirty percent.
Speaker 1: Already, you're twenty percent when it's inverted. That's when you
Speaker 1: know in good trouble. We're an open and a group here,
Speaker 1: but hate all those put your hand up. We've got
Speaker 1: all year round winter painters. My hand is on it.
Speaker 10: As the excuse we've always used if you naked in
Speaker 10: front of someone it's really cold, and here the conditions.
Speaker 1: Out is it cold? It's twenty five degrees in sunny.
Speaker 4: Yesterday there was a medical emergency in the studio. I
Speaker 4: like genuinely swallowed something the wrong way and was choking.
Speaker 1: And how hilarious.
Speaker 4: I have I listen to my near death experience and
Speaker 4: how it all unfolded.
Speaker 1: Absolute scenes in the studio. And that is Jody, when
Speaker 1: you forgot to chew before you swallow it, you try
Speaker 1: to eat it like a duck.
Speaker 4: A bit of sweet potato just lodged in my throat
Speaker 4: and I literally couldn't breath.
Speaker 2: And at that point where I couldn't breathe, your yelling.
Speaker 1: Incorporate the Hymen maneuver.
Speaker 2: The Hymen maneuver.
Speaker 3: It's the home.
Speaker 1: What's holomond, isn't it? That's isn't that? I'm confused. I
Speaker 1: think we all learned some lessons yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and my favorite thing about you, Andrew Hayes, is
Speaker 4: when you make a mistake, God, you double down, and
Speaker 4: you double down hard. Okay, injits, it's the Hymen maneuver.
Speaker 1: It's not And just for those playing at home, the
Speaker 1: Hime maneuver, which I'm sure is an actual thing. I
Speaker 1: don't even know that. No, you can imagine how much
Speaker 1: I don't know that. No, it would be as much
Speaker 1: as you could possibly not know something.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, is that the only thing you don't know?
Speaker 4: That the only thing you repeatedly and infuriatingly get wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, words, you just cannot get right. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten. I can't unless I really double down
Speaker 1: and concentrate. Can't say Glen Elg and this, I really
Speaker 1: concentrate that, go again glen glen Elg. Yes. So I've
Speaker 1: got to stop and really check myself. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to speak normally in a sentence. And I do
Speaker 1: a lot of sample stories and I love covering the Tigers,
Speaker 1: so you'll hear me say the Tigers or the Bays
Speaker 1: a lot instead of Glen Elg.
Speaker 4: Right, So okay, quick spot check. Say I'm going down
Speaker 4: to Glenelg diday. I don't think about it.
Speaker 1: I'm going down to Glenelg today. I'm not good with
Speaker 1: L after the first G Glen Elg. Yeah, right, Bays
Speaker 1: going down to the Bay. Are you flawless?
Speaker 4: I mean I can use words out of context sometimes
Speaker 4: I don't know, like bought and brought in.
Speaker 1: And sometimes we're doing interviews with someone and you'll get
Speaker 1: them in the wrong place and I'll just be in
Speaker 1: the corner twitching because I'm not going to correct you
Speaker 1: in front of someone else and get there and now
Speaker 1: your brain's like, oh no, I'm going to make sure
Speaker 1: that I stuff you up and make sure every single
Speaker 1: time using the wrong context. You don't even float the
Speaker 1: right one.
Speaker 4: So if you bought something, you buy it, but you've you've.
Speaker 2: Brought it, you bring it?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 1: You've done it?
Speaker 2: But I can't just do that.
Speaker 4: It's something in my frontal cortex that says, no, you
Speaker 4: will never get that right.
Speaker 2: You never, ever in the history of.
Speaker 4: Your life, get brought and brought right in the right
Speaker 4: context without having stopped and going, Okay, if I bought
Speaker 4: it over what.
Speaker 1: You can't pause a five to ten seconds, make sure
Speaker 1: you get it right. Absolutely, it's a flag. You've got
Speaker 1: one or two.
Speaker 10: I'm not sure I can top yournilk. For years and
Speaker 10: years and years, I thought.
Speaker 1: It was hyper bowl. Ah, do you know what that's.
Speaker 1: That's like the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Hyper It's a weird word though, hyperbole.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, And I would say hyperbowl and I would
Speaker 10: get very embarrassed.
Speaker 1: And does anyone actually know what it means? I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone really knows what that word even means.
Speaker 2: Hyperbole.
Speaker 4: Isn't it just like to spew out like a whole
Speaker 4: heap of words that sort of you don't really know
Speaker 4: the meaning to.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing right now. I'm hyper a lizing.
Speaker 1: We are not an intelligent show twenty four ten. Give
Speaker 1: us an example. The words that you just cannot get right,
Speaker 1: because everyone's got a word or maybe a few that
Speaker 1: just trip you up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just let me quickly dog produce a flack in
Speaker 4: here too. You know Levisa, the jewelry shop that's in
Speaker 4: every shopping center right across South Australia.
Speaker 2: For years, he thought it was Louisa.
Speaker 10: Oh no, in min events. There's a bit of a
Speaker 10: curve on the V so it looks like a U.
Speaker 10: So I thought it was Louisa.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
Speaker 2: A bit of a curve in your brain?
Speaker 1: Mate, We'll go one for you as well. For the
Speaker 1: longest time, you know the brand unique Lough. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: Novak Jokovic probably made quite fan famous.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never looked at it, but it was Union of Queensland.
Speaker 1: Did I have the University of Queensland sponsored Novak?
Speaker 2: He didn't go to the Union Queensland. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: Four ten. The words that you cannot get right, or
Speaker 1: maybe the words that you just always thought were completely wrong.
Speaker 2: What a great win for.
Speaker 4: The university system.
Speaker 1: Alight, guys.
Speaker 11: Miss is Adelaide's favorite way to Awaken.
Speaker 1: Twenty four ten. The words that you just consistently get wrong. Sure,
Speaker 1: I learned some lessons yesterday. It's the home lick remover.
Speaker 1: It's not the horme and maneuver. Okay, that's fine, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's just an everyday lesson.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know that you're still anyway?
Speaker 1: What did I say wrong?
Speaker 2: You're kidding?
Speaker 1: Sorry, you just said the heimelick remover? What is it remover?
Speaker 1: He guess what's going to happen? Chokes next time? Joe Jose,
Speaker 1: I'm running. I'm not going to associate with any sort
Speaker 1: of maneuver. Try and help you instead of removing.
Speaker 4: Okay, anyway, you make my head hurt. Sometimes let's go
Speaker 4: to where're we doing? Your loose things that you cannot
Speaker 4: say properly or you get taken out of context? What
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 2: Christy morning?
Speaker 9: But just before the you two thousand, everyone was like
Speaker 9: always coming up with the minellium. I still can't play it.
Speaker 1: Oh, there were or two bugs already got Christie before
Speaker 1: it's even up.
Speaker 2: Christie, So I think you mean I think you mean millennium.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what do you say millillium?
Speaker 1: That's good?
Speaker 2: Just sometime who doesn't mix the ends and l's up.
Speaker 1: Thank goodness, the millennium has been gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, Thank you, Chris. Let's go to you, Rebecca.
Speaker 4: Hay, Okay, let's have a crack at it.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 7: Cruel?
Speaker 8: Sorry, cruel?
Speaker 2: What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say squirrel?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Why doesn't? Why doesn't your squirrel haven't? It's why is
Speaker 2: it a quirrel? I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I could do it if I do it a low,
Speaker 1: but then I feel like an idiot. Okay, Well well, well.
Speaker 2: Okay, go again.
Speaker 1: Well you seems like you're on a slow MA replay store.
Speaker 4: So if you were to, for example, say Rebecca, if
Speaker 4: I just said, okay, say this, the squirrel couldn't find
Speaker 4: its nuts, go for it.
Speaker 7: The squirrel can't find it nut, hopefully just merges into
Speaker 7: the others.
Speaker 2: Oh, year done, Recca. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Johnny, Okay, morning, good morning. Your word is rendezvous? What's
Speaker 4: what's Johnny? From Craigmore's interpretation of rendezvous.
Speaker 3: I used to be rend devers. Oh, my partner, I
Speaker 3: thought it was pretty hilarious.
Speaker 1: And this is because you can't say rendezvous or did
Speaker 1: you h.
Speaker 3: Idea Yeah, at the renders.
Speaker 4: God, thank you that the partner didn't leave.
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny, nice, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1: So I guess we're all in this boat together.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Words can be tricky, they can really.
Speaker 1: Be it's all stuff them up together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, who hasn't Who hasn't said Gela Pinos,
Speaker 4: am I right?
Speaker 1: Or Jelapanos? What did the like? The little contest?
Speaker 11: This is?
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Isn't it gorgeous?
Speaker 4: I promise everyone, I'm going to stay calm. Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: going to be so zem this week because you know what,
Speaker 4: let's face it, I'm trailing so horrendously badly.
Speaker 2: No, I can't. I can't make a dance to an impact.
Speaker 2: So why don't know? As we'll just relax and have fun, right?
Speaker 1: Is it a two eighty two fourteen to twenty seven spuck?
Speaker 1: Do I need glasses from him?
Speaker 4: I'm not going to buy it either, Just so you know,
Speaker 4: you can throw out as much baite as you want.
Speaker 2: I am not going to be that little fishy this morning.
Speaker 1: Fishy, fishy, fishy, Hey, producers are for the first time,
Speaker 1: what's going on here?
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Speaker 1: Here's Johnny. Hey you go, there we go, good Man?
Speaker 1: How are you my friend? John's first time your tea?
Speaker 2: All right? Yes, sort of sledging. I'm going to ignore.
Speaker 11: That's okay because Stacey chose you, so that's nice.
Speaker 2: So Johnny gotta signed Hazy.
Speaker 1: Yes you got the short straw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, poor poor Johnny.
Speaker 11: Let's kick straight into it. Song number one here, Yeah,
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 3: Is your brother.
Speaker 1: I don't know the title or the artist. That's a Probram.
Speaker 2: We're we're fully sure.
Speaker 1: Listen basically goes nothing to hold me back. I'm shocked.
Speaker 11: I thought you'd both get that straight away from the.
Speaker 2: Car at two. It's on the car, Johnny, It's on the.
Speaker 1: Car on TV. Can I be honest with you. Joe's
Speaker 1: and this may shock you, but I'm not a huge,
Speaker 1: huge fan of Shawn Mendes. Okay, I don't dislike, but
Speaker 1: you may not see me at a Shawn Mendes concert.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good to know.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know me well enough
Speaker 1: to know that.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: Your musical taste is quite eclectic, and I can never
Speaker 4: really pick what you do like.
Speaker 1: I'm because I don't know what that word means. That
Speaker 1: means hazes in the lead.
Speaker 11: But it is the best to three. There's a chance
Speaker 11: we'll come back. I think this one's hard song.
Speaker 1: Number two song too. Joey always excels.
Speaker 11: At Yes, Okay, don't react, don't bite, You're right, sure.
Speaker 5: Some do.
Speaker 11: Shut up.
Speaker 1: I know too much, I know, I.
Speaker 11: Come on long.
Speaker 5: Well that's a really.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm gonna give you that. That was was very good.
Speaker 1: That we're friends friends. Hey, so here's the big question,
Speaker 1: here's the massive and this is a big test, Joes.
Speaker 1: Do we play the third song? Come on for the
Speaker 1: thrill of it?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 11: You said you're in a great mood today, and nothing
Speaker 11: I'll get you down. Imagine winning the third song? All right, Okay,
Speaker 11: come on, come on, I believe in your song number
Speaker 11: three for fun, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Joe, it's fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get loud by Jodie. Let's get loud. Let's
Speaker 4: get loud.
Speaker 11: Bye, come on, no.
Speaker 9: Scared?
Speaker 2: How have I not remembered her name?
Speaker 1: Produce a black miright of help out?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all right.
Speaker 4: Producers realizes it. Sometimes you need to throw a dog
Speaker 4: of boone.
Speaker 1: Yes, you've already won.
Speaker 9: Shut up whatever you are.
Speaker 2: You have an argument over the dead rubber.
Speaker 4: I promise I wouldn't get angry, but that's sort of.
Speaker 2: Behavior tips me over the edge.
Speaker 4: I guess New Zealand's comedy queen that will now claim
Speaker 4: is our own shuckers.
Speaker 9: Just try to see if you guys are a shucker crowd.
Speaker 11: No, okay.
Speaker 4: She became a much loved TV star hosting The Cheap Seats.
Speaker 2: On Channel ten, but a lot of feedback.
Speaker 9: We actually got a tweet that said, is tim away
Speaker 9: because there's work experiences up side?
Speaker 11: That is true.
Speaker 9: I want it, it's just not available this week.
Speaker 4: So and going over the best all worst bits of
Speaker 4: the year with us before tonight's final episode.
Speaker 2: Please welcome Melanie Bracewall.
Speaker 9: Yes, hazy.
Speaker 4: The Cheap Seats finale is tonight on Channel ten. The
Speaker 4: beautiful ten network and the star of it is our
Speaker 4: favorite keyweek comedian outside of Ursula Carlson. Please welcome Melanie
Speaker 4: to the show.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a fair bit. I'll make that calls.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 2: She is very, very funny.
Speaker 4: Ward. An opportunity just to get you on the show
Speaker 4: this morning and talk about you. Obviously recapped the year
Speaker 4: and the best stories in you, so we thought let's
Speaker 4: get your top three.
Speaker 2: Are you up for it?
Speaker 9: I'm absolutely up for it. It's been an amazing year.
Speaker 9: We've had so many huge stories. I mean, the most
Speaker 9: recent one would have to be that royal visit where
Speaker 9: there was a pretty pretty amazing encounter with King Charles.
Speaker 11: King Charles has received a welcome to remember in Canberra
Speaker 11: being sneezed on by an alpaca.
Speaker 9: What an absolute greeting. That is what we've called cheap
Speaker 9: seats gold We sort of mine and these all these
Speaker 9: very important dignit trees that they need and they shake
Speaker 9: hands and sometimes it can be very very boring. The
Speaker 9: moment we saw the word alpaca and a transcript, we
Speaker 9: were like, okay, all right, fine, everything our packer base.
Speaker 2: What was the alpaca dressed up as hazy King.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did have a.
Speaker 9: Little wearing like a top head and like a suit
Speaker 9: like he was dressed up and formal, where.
Speaker 1: I believe it was a very inappropriate setting for an
Speaker 1: outpacker to spit in the face.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But his reaction to was lovely, wasn't it. He was
Speaker 4: sort of like old that just spit on me.
Speaker 9: It was gorgeous, Yes, okay, gorgeous.
Speaker 4: So that comes in at number three, your second top
Speaker 4: story for the year.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 9: Now, we cover a lot of sort of high profile
Speaker 9: courtroom battle, you know, these big legal lawsuits, and sometimes
Speaker 9: they can be dicing. You know, sometimes you don't want
Speaker 9: to cover them. We're a little bit nervous about what
Speaker 9: we can say. And this is one of those examples.
Speaker 1: Oscar the Kovoodle arrived at the Federal court or decision
Speaker 1: day in a defamation battle against nine.
Speaker 9: Oscar Thekvoodle and a defamation lawsuit. We had Oscar lawyers
Speaker 9: on our back when we were talking about AFCA, so
Speaker 9: we had to be careful with what we said.
Speaker 4: Now, what was Oscar suing Channel nine for? What did
Speaker 4: how did they defame the Kavoodle?
Speaker 9: Look, this is where you've got me wrong. We have
Speaker 9: no journalistic integrity. We know nothing about the deeper layers
Speaker 9: of the story.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 9: We don't even know really much about Oscar at all.
Speaker 9: The kaboodle was dressed up like a judge that feels
Speaker 9: on the nose.
Speaker 4: It really does, all right, your top story four the year,
Speaker 4: Melbrace will go for it.
Speaker 9: Often this happens. We have a slow news week now
Speaker 9: and again, you know, we go, oh, there's not much on.
Speaker 9: There's the Olympic saw that's not coming up for a while.
Speaker 9: What can we do? And then every so often we
Speaker 9: get a blessing where something huge has happened. Everyone's talking
Speaker 9: about it, but everyone is okay, everything's fine, it's not dangerous,
Speaker 9: there's nothing bad about it. It was just slightly inconvenient
Speaker 9: for a big portion of the population. And that for
Speaker 9: us was the Blue Screen of Death, the outage that
Speaker 9: had a bunch of Microsoft computers, which meant there were
Speaker 9: some pretty intense stories like this.
Speaker 1: I heard a story about a woman who got a
Speaker 1: text that she had a piece of furniture to pick
Speaker 1: up at a stare. She went to the store and
Speaker 1: I couldn't provide to her. She said, there was panic
Speaker 1: there there.
Speaker 9: You can't pick up an ortomen. That is one of
Speaker 9: the toughest things that can happen in your life. My god,
Speaker 9: we just heard a bunch of these stories. It was, Oh,
Speaker 9: they went to the pet store and they couldn't buy
Speaker 9: a gold fashion. You know, the reporters are doing such
Speaker 9: a good job because they do have to cover it
Speaker 9: and they have to give it this gravitask. But quite
Speaker 9: often it's just someone who couldn't pick up a couch.
Speaker 4: Well, well, we can catch all the highlights from the
Speaker 4: year on the cheap Seats. The finale is tonight. I
Speaker 4: can't wait for it. You do a wonderful job. Thank
Speaker 4: you for being our second favorite New Zealand comedian.
Speaker 9: Well, you, guys, my second favorite Adelaide Radio.
Speaker 1: That your favorite favorite