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Speaker 1: Hell, oh guys, it's been on weekend.

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Speaker 3: It's been a very big weekend Formula one weekend in Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: Coach baby, that's not an But it was so like

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Speaker 3: But I don't feel like people like when we go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like maybe like like we drank quite a bit.

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Speaker 4: Alcohol sweats, I tell you, but I used the hair

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Speaker 4: No, they said this year was like very, very busy,

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Speaker 4: Lando's obviously would never fucking do that.

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Speaker 4: The thing is, I actually do like the fum But

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Speaker 3: Because they want to keep the car as light as possible,

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Speaker 2: True, but it adds weight. Genius.

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Speaker 2: God yeah, what is that biometrics?

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Speaker 3: Biometrics. No, it's not biometrics. Engineering perfect Anyway, it's time.

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Speaker 1: For question of the week.

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Speaker 2: What is something absurd? You'd probably sell your kidney for

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Speaker 2: a date.

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Speaker 2: A holiday trip to the like one.

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Speaker 1: Talking like boys of my kidney for a house. I've

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Speaker 2: You have two kidney.

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Speaker 4: I would say I would sell my kidney for a

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Speaker 3: Not a lot, really, because I already have low kidney functioning,

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Speaker 1: What makes kidneys mad?

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Speaker 4: Because alcohol makes you live about but what fucks your

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Speaker 2: Because let me guess. Let me guess.

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Speaker 4: See, I think I could be in the running of

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe Sash a mob with the amount of salt

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sash a mob with girl. If you want to

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Speaker 4: I love you, we love her, but she just loves

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Speaker 3: On today's episode, we are reading your submissions for crazy

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Speaker 3: I don't I think we've done this episode before, and

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Speaker 3: I just like it's been really weighing on my mind,

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Speaker 1: Good terms. Bottom line is it's your life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do what you please. Yeah, so if you're watching,

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Speaker 1: Quickly.

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Speaker 4: Have you seen that car driving around Travel Street? Someone's

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I saw the back written no mercy, but they wrote

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Speaker 4: Everyone's videoing this car that's been spray painted, like like

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Speaker 4: Fuck, I think that's a good shot though. If someone

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Speaker 2: Tell yeah why, I I mean, you could be done

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll make sure that don't know it's me.

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Speaker 2: He could be your friend.

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Speaker 1: Could be.

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Speaker 2: Don't put my name into it. I'm not getting done

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Speaker 2: for your dirty laundry.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 4: Submission number one fucking hell stra wrapping ladies. First, I

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Speaker 1: Sounds nice.

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Speaker 4: I asked him a few days later if he'd want

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Speaker 4: Anyways, conversation continued over text and he ends up inviting

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Speaker 4: me to go hiking with him in Italy. The book

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Speaker 4: want to go get a coffee? No, but come hiking

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Speaker 4: with me in Italy? Interesting me without even getting leave

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Speaker 1: Go fuck yeah? Why not? And whom? My flight to

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Speaker 4: So he's doing yacht week in Croatia before I arrive.

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Speaker 1: Right wrong?

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Speaker 4: Also, I'm not a hiker and struggled my way through

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Speaker 3: With someone like the way you emoticides, Harry Styles, you

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Speaker 2: Crazy.

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Speaker 4: If Harry Styles asked me to go with him, I

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Speaker 4: Anyways, past forward a few days and we end up

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Speaker 4: Then I see he's in a new relationship. A few

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Speaker 1: And have never been happier single. Stay safe out there, ladies.

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Speaker 1: It's a rough ride, crazy.

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Speaker 4: Like waiting out going on this hike, being like me

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Speaker 2: Like, I mean, like, I guess that was kind of me.

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Speaker 2: I went to Bali for a crush.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't end up being crazy, but like it.

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Speaker 1: Actually turned out. Yeah, like he gave you the time

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Speaker 4: I'd like, so he actually like if you ended up

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound much the whole fucking time, doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Sound like it was like you were in the hostel

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Speaker 3: Beds, all right, A story number two in your nine.

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Speaker 3: I had a massive crush and a boy that lived

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Speaker 2: Two houses away.

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Speaker 3: I used to be so scared of telling guys I

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's normal. Because of this, he kind

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Speaker 1: Do you not read my mind?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm interested in you, duh.

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Speaker 3: I saw this really good thing. Girls listen to actions,

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Speaker 4: I think I've learned that recently, Like someone I'm interested

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Speaker 3: We both went to different schools, and mine finished about

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Speaker 2: My mum, usually.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy something new.

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Speaker 1: Snap Maps was my fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: Empire.

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Speaker 1: All I looked at I was.

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Speaker 2: So dangerous, like as if that it was I believe that.

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Speaker 3: But I feel you God, I feel like snapchatting just

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Speaker 4: But it's like, why has it turned off? Where are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god? He Snapshaw's score went up six. That must

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Speaker 1: And he didn't answer one thing. I've never noticed. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you would write their snap score in the

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Speaker 4: To boys do that shit? Surely can someone tell me

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Speaker 4: you have boys stalk girls snapmaps? Or of boys stalk

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Speaker 1: Sure we must know?

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Speaker 4: Surely not anymore. See, I'm way too off snapchat. I

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Speaker 3: My mum usually picked me up from school, as there

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Speaker 3: off at. God, I can just see you unpack this

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Speaker 2: You bring like I'm a.

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Speaker 4: Far absolutely used to wait at the train station, wait

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Speaker 4: same trainsm yes, so quickly get a coffee because they're

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Speaker 3: walk past the train station just after his train arrived.

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Speaker 3: My clime worked fucking hopefoolk. Thank god he saw me

452
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,000
Speaker 3: and we walked home together. And we're basically neighbors. So

453
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,919
Speaker 3: I did this every day in summer with this heavy

454
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,600
Speaker 3: school bag, just so I could accidentally run into him

455
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,840
Speaker 3: and talk to him for five minutes.

456
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,080
Speaker 4: Thing is he knows where her school is and knows

457
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,840
Speaker 4: that it's taken her an hour. Again, I rate that,

458
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Speaker 4: though I would have done that back in the day.

459
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,159
Speaker 3: Absolutely, he moved houses about three months after and we

460
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,720
Speaker 3: never spoke again. I'm now twenty and I think about

461
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,960
Speaker 3: it all the time. You should message him.

462
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,360
Speaker 1: At this rate.

463
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely, if you're single, you could be like, let's run

464
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,240
Speaker 3: it back.

465
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,760
Speaker 2: I reckon that's like invisible think string theory. You should

466
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,840
Speaker 2: message him if you think about it all the time.

467
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,960
Speaker 1: I think you should message him. Wy wouldn't you what's

468
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,119
Speaker 1: the harm if you single?

469
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

470
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,919
Speaker 1: Obviously, but like, why wouldn't you.

471
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,080
Speaker 2: Stab in the dark?

472
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,480
Speaker 1: Have it a crack girl?

473
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,240
Speaker 2: Wow? You should message him. Let us know how it goes,

474
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,119
Speaker 2: do it for us.

475
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,560
Speaker 4: So a few years ago I commented on this guy's TikTok.

476
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,320
Speaker 4: He had a bit of a following and lived in

477
00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:09,119
Speaker 4: the East Coast and I on the West Coast. It

478
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,560
Speaker 4: became mutuals and a few months later, after texting back

479
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,800
Speaker 4: and forth, I impulsively bought a one way ticket to

480
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,239
Speaker 4: meet him in a random city and live in his

481
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,640
Speaker 4: van with him for a month and drive together across Australia.

482
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,639
Speaker 1: What is that?

483
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,640
Speaker 2: That sounds like a murder nightmare?

484
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,280
Speaker 1: I think it sounds like I was about to say

485
00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,320
Speaker 1: that sounds.

486
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,520
Speaker 3: So romantic, but oh yeah, I just gonna fly over

487
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,720
Speaker 3: to another random state and live in a van with

488
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,560
Speaker 3: this man. It's giving all a joy Forvey's best friend

489
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,639
Speaker 3: that does the craziest stuff on TikTok that I'm like,

490
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,600
Speaker 3: how are you not sched straight to danger?

491
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Speaker 4: I did actually watch a movie last night that is

492
00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:45,000
Speaker 4: similar to this. It's called Strange Darling and the Chick

493
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,000
Speaker 4: at the beginnings, like, you know how danger it is

494
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,280
Speaker 4: for a dangerous cities for a.

495
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,359
Speaker 1: Girl like she asked her date like, are you a

496
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,119
Speaker 1: serial killer?

497
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:57,120
Speaker 4: And spoiler alert, she ends up actually being the serial killer. Yeah,

498
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 4: but it's like, you don't know, you haven't. You will

499
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,119
Speaker 4: never know if someone's going to turn out to be

500
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:03,520
Speaker 4: like that?

501
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,080
Speaker 1: How long you know? So I don't know.

502
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 4: He's on TikTok too, so I feel like she probably

503
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 4: wouldn't have stressed about that much, but.

504
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, sorry, Gabby Betito, come on.

505
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,399
Speaker 1: True.

506
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,720
Speaker 4: We hit it off surprisingly well and dated for a bit.

507
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,040
Speaker 4: Then he became a bit abusive, so we broke up.

508
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that, my love. Then a year

509
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 4: later I realized I still had feelings for him, just

510
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 4: as he was leaving for a big South America trip,

511
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,359
Speaker 4: so naturally, I bought a one way ticket again to

512
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,560
Speaker 4: fly to Guatemala so I could profess my love and

513
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:38,199
Speaker 4: we could be together. I was fully convinced that he

514
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 4: was the one, and I'd have his kids and we'd

515
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,679
Speaker 4: grow old together. A few weeks into the trip, I

516
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 4: uncovered all this fucked up stuff he'd been doing and

517
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 4: basically found that he was nowhere near the guy I

518
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 4: thought he was, and instead and insane, highly manipulative, abusive,

519
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 4: sex crazed psychopath who had been messing with me for

520
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 4: too long's I can't like seeing. It's so weird you

521
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 4: spend so much of your life and your time with people.

522
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 3: That's like that woman on TikTok who is like eight

523
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,159
Speaker 3: months pregnant and the guy who's the baby daddy is

524
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 3: like a completely compulsive liar, And is it completely different

525
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 3: to whoever she's made she's made twenty.

526
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 4: I felt even a little bit that way about Jamien Dave.

527
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, Dave on maths, Yeah, who are you?

528
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

529
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 2: Well, Dave, I saw this TikTok that explains it. It's

530
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 2: four to six weeks, and he goes, oh, it's a

531
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Speaker 2: Melbourne man. Four to six weeks.

532
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 3: They try to convince themselves that they liking it in

533
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 3: the moment and it's everything they ever wanted, and one

534
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 3: day they just click and change and they completely sing.

535
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 3: It's the four to six week situationship thing that they think, like, Yep,

536
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 3: this is my person, this is my life. They feed

537
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 3: you a whole different story, and then they switch because

538
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 3: they can't maintain it, and then they've completely.

539
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: Flipped it the way. So how do I keep this

540
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: facade up for this long?

541
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

542
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 4: I'm done with this facade now and bye. Sorry, no

543
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 4: fucking empathy. Yeah, apparently I was the only one who

544
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 4: didn't see it coming, because everyone thought that when I

545
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 4: first flew over to live in his van, and I'd

546
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 4: end up another Gabby Potito case. Hey. Nevertheless, I remain

547
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 4: an impulsively hopeless, romantic chick who would probably do something

548
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 4: similar again in a heartbeat.

549
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 1: I never learned love the pod girls. Thanks for reading.

550
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: I think impulsiveness is romantic in some aspect, yes, but maybe.

551
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 3: But I think sometimes in those things it's like, is

552
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,479
Speaker 3: it the crazy story and journey that we've been on

553
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 3: that makes me like you?

554
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 2: Or is it you as a person that makes me

555
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 2: like or is.

556
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,879
Speaker 4: It just the fact that I'm in a van traveling

557
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 4: around Australia. Yeah, like this guy be able to swap

558
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 4: out and be in this position, and I probably like

559
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 4: them enough.

560
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Story number four.

561
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 3: When I was specially seventeen, I drove my crush and

562
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 3: his friend to a city one point five hours away

563
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 3: in my mum's brand new car.

564
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 2: I can already see where this is going. We hung

565
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: out all night and at around three am we were

566
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 2: ready to leave.

567
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 3: Just as we were leaving, I got into a huge

568
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,439
Speaker 3: collision at an intersection. It was a middle aged Karen

569
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 3: who proceeded to scream at me and tell me I

570
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 3: was going to jail along with the boys. As I

571
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: was standing up for me while she was yelling at

572
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 3: me and I was crying, I ended up driving all

573
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 3: the way back to his house and sleeping there. I

574
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 3: did not tell my parents I was there, nor what happened.

575
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 3: I just showed up at home with the front of

576
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Speaker 3: the car severely damaged. Let's say the boy and I

577
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 3: trauma bonded over that we never dated, though always been

578
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 3: just a little bit more than friends. Now I have

579
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 3: a boyfriend and it got kicked out of home for

580
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Speaker 3: two nights.

581
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Speaker 1: I was a wild I'm like I don't. I'm not

582
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: sure what to say.

583
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 3: I really want to know what you said to your

584
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,199
Speaker 3: mom and how you explained to your mum that you

585
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: crashed the car, because.

586
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 4: I feel like they don't usually just take her, I know,

587
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 4: for an answer. They need to know exactly how that actually.

588
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if I crushed my mom's car, I think

589
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 3: she would kill me. I crushed my car the other day.

590
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: I never haven't taken my parents' cars.

591
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 2: Know me either.

592
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 3: I've driven my parents' cars, but like always like consensually.

593
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 3: But someone crashed into my car the other day and

594
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: it's really sad. And now I'm driving around with a

595
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 3: broken car, and it's really humiliating.

596
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: There's something embarrassing about driving a car that's.

597
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 4: Been crushed because everyone goes like if it's a nice car,

598
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 4: It's like everyone's like, you shouldn't have that.

599
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it's like I want to write put

600
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 3: it like a sign on the didn't saying it wasn't

601
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 3: my fault, just so if anyone's easy. I feel like

602
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 3: that's like when you have a pimple on your face

603
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 3: and you go to someone and goes like, sorry, I

604
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 3: have a big pimple on my face.

605
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I'm aware that it's there.

606
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like, I know, you didn't have to

607
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: mention that.

608
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 4: It was there completely. Okay, guys number five. So I've

609
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 4: definitely done some wild thing for crushes. But the craziest

610
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 4: by far happened when I was seventeen. I had this

611
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: huge crush on this guy, let's call him Adam. I

612
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 4: actually do not know a single atom, do you.

613
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.

614
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

615
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not that common.

616
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 2: It's a bit of an older generation.

617
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah name.

618
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: I think it's like my name, my dad's name. Yeah yeah.

619
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: Who was in my chemistry class.

620
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 4: I was that shy, awkward yell on the back of

621
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 4: the class who didn't really have the courage to talk

622
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 4: to him.

623
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: But I thought maybe if I did something, he'd noticed me.

624
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 2: Crazy.

625
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 4: It all started when Adam made this offhand comment one

626
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 4: day that he loves watches, especially luxury ones, and not

627
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: just any watches. He was all about the classics, like

628
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 4: vintage Rolexes. Now, at the time, I was dating a guy. Also,

629
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 4: she's dating someone else.

630
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, why did I say that?

631
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 4: I do not think that is not a slave moment,

632
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 4: not that she's I don't know what she's We'll get that.

633
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: It is not sligh. Thank you.

634
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: Were doing. We were at quickly.

635
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 4: Said at the f one she were working with this brand,

636
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 4: and this woman goes, do you want to go track site?

637
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 4: I go, fuck ITR I mean, yes, please, that would

638
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 4: be lovely.

639
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: If she slept her mind, she was like the sweetest

640
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: little lady. She goes, girls like, we can take keep

641
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: track sited, and he goes, oh, fuck it.

642
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 4: And then I was like, and then immediately I go, sorry, yes, please,

643
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 4: that would be lovely.

644
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: Let's go.

645
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: It was so awkward.

646
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: I was a bit out of it.

647
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 4: It was long, it was in the morning. I wasn't drunk.

648
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 4: I was actually hadn't touched a sip.

649
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: We hadn't had a sip of alcohol.

650
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 4: Okay, Now, at the time, I was dating a guy

651
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 4: who had no idea how to impress me. I felt

652
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 4: like I was always overlooked. So I thought, what if

653
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 4: I just went above and beyond? What if I could

654
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 4: show Adam that I was worthy of his attention in

655
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 4: the most ridiculous way possible. Here's where it gets a

656
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 4: little crazy. My dad had this rolex.

657
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: What I was sensing that this is one.

658
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: That he absolutely adored. I mean, it was his pride

659
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 4: and joy and he'd never let anyone touch it. I

660
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 4: always had the thought in the back of my mind,

661
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 4: but that day something snapped. I thought, what went a

662
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 4: way to get Adam to notice me than to give

663
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 4: him the kind of what she's always wanted. So I

664
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 4: snuck into my dad's room, grabbed the Rolex, and stuffed

665
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 4: it into my bag.

666
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: Oh what my god, I reckon, I wound out. Oh

667
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: she was seventeen.

668
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: But I don't think you would really know the monetary

669
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: valume of.

670
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 4: Like something like that would cost. I didn't even think twice.

671
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 4: I went to school the next day, hoping i'd pull

672
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 4: it off without anyone noticing. I casually approached ad him

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Speaker 4: in the hallway, handed him the watch and said something

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Speaker 4: along the lines of, Hey, I know you're into watches,

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00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 4: thought you might like this one, just casually giving him

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Speaker 4: probably what's like a fifty thousand plus dollar watch. The

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Speaker 4: look on his face was priceless. He was speechless, but

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Speaker 4: not in the way I expected. He looked at the Rolex,

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00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 4: then looked at me like I had just handed him

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00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 4: a bomb, and said, I can't possibly accept this is

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00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 4: this even yours?

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00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 3: Because he would have been like he because he understands

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00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 3: the monetary value of roles, is because he obviously loves

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00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 3: them so much, so he would have been like, you've

685
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 3: either stolen this, it's from BALI, it's not yours.

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Speaker 2: Why are you handing me watch? In no way?

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Speaker 3: You're just thinking it's so nonchalant, like, oh yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: just a watch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not the same at all. But it's like

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Speaker 4: if someone handed you like I design a handbag.

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Speaker 2: Like a Omez bag, and you're like, you're like.

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Speaker 1: The book, why like high, nice to meet.

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Speaker 2: You, yeah, the bo Like I'm just going a chemistry robe.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: At this point, I was full of adrenaline. He started

696
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 4: laughing nervously and my stomach drops. Then he turned serious.

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Speaker 4: I can't take this, Are you crazy? I felt the

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00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 4: colored rain from my face as I realized what I

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00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 4: had just done. He handed the watch back to me,

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Speaker 4: and I couldn't even look him in the eye. Not

701
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 4: only was he not impressed, but I was now totally embarrassed.

702
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 4: I went home that night, gilt weighing on me, and

703
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 4: snacked the rolegs back into my dad's draw.

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Speaker 1: My heart was racing the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Like, imagine if the dad was like, were you just

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00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 4: gonna give my rollings a word?

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Speaker 1: School?

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00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 3: Imagine if fucking Adam took it beca thanks so much?

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Speaker 3: How are you gonna explain to your dad that you've

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00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 3: got You've given your rolegs away to a guy that

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00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 3: you had a crush on.

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00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: That's the fuck Adam said, No.

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Speaker 1: This is hilarious. There was no way I could come clean.

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Speaker 4: I never told my dad what happened, but I get

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00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 4: grounded for a different reason the next week. I'm not

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00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 4: sure my parents ever found out the real reason behind it,

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00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 4: But in the end, I learned that trying to impress

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Speaker 4: someone with something way out of my league, especially something

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00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: that wasn't even mine, was probably one of the most

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Speaker 4: ridiculous things I've ever done. And Adam he ended up

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00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 4: dating someone else a month later, so I guess my

722
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 4: big jest. Sure it didn't quite land the way I

723
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 4: thought it was it would. Hey, at least I got

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Speaker 4: a good story out of it, and I'll never look

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00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 4: at Rolex's the same way again. But if she ever

726
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 4: even saw a Rolex, that chick is getting the memories,

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00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 4: she cannot look at them again.

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Speaker 2: You have to come clean to your parents about that now.

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Speaker 4: It's like it's so if that was when you're seventeen,

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Speaker 4: I reckon, when you're like twenty seven, you can come clean.

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Speaker 2: That'd be so funny. Like I came clean.

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Speaker 3: I remember when I turned like eighteen, I came clean

733
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Speaker 3: to my parents about how I snuck out when I

734
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 3: was sixteen in Bali and my fhone got stolen, and

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00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 3: I like fully went through the whole night to them

736
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 3: because my parents fully just thought I like made up

737
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: this astronomical lie about how my phone got sold another

738
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 3: way and I got it claimed on insurance. I got

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Speaker 3: everything back. I got a brand new phone from it.

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Speaker 3: So like two years later I came clean about how

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00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 3: it really happened. And like the shock on my parents

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Speaker 3: like face is like priceless because they can't get mad

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00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: at you now because there's so many years after and

744
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 3: like the rolex is still in your dad's possession, so

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Speaker 3: you can tell them being like I was about to

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Speaker 3: give a rolex.

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Speaker 4: You need to wait. That is that is not the

748
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 4: same as lose. I think you need to wait at

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00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 4: least five years before you tell them, though, Like you

750
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 4: need to be somewhat of an adult when you tell them, yeah,

751
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 4: I've told my parents everything, and it's it's hilarious because

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00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 4: they kind of just sit there like shaking their heads,

753
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 4: going like what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Who are you?

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00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 4: You know, like who was this person I've raised? All Right, guys,

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Speaker 4: that was today's episode of the Craziest Thing You've Done

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00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 4: for Crushes, and I think we finished with a bang.

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Speaker 2: That was my favorite story.

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Speaker 1: I re so girl. I hope you've learned.

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Speaker 2: I hope you never wear watches again.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she ever will be a sheet gets

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Speaker 1: like a push present. No, thanks for listening, and we

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Speaker 1: will get well.

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Speaker 2: I will see you on girls.

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Speaker 4: Guys, you'll see me on Tuesday, they say, chat down,

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00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 4: I'll see you on Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Fuck?

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Speaker 2: Why what is wrong with us?

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Speaker 1: Bye?

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Speaker 2: Bye Bye