Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jack, welcome to your Monday.
Speaker 3: My darling, afternoon, Swanye, how's your weekend?
Speaker 2: You know what? I've got so many highlights, but among
Speaker 2: them has to be it was lights out at nine
Speaker 2: o one pm last night? Really, and I did not
Speaker 2: wake up until six fifty.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: I am so jealous of that.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it? I look fresh? I look like
Speaker 2: myself again. Do sleep really is a superpower, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Te I wish I got more of it, But it's
Speaker 3: just too much fun to be had on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I know there is, but I'm sure there's people you
Speaker 2: know listening now that just feel like their eyes are
Speaker 2: hanging out of their heads and they want to stab
Speaker 2: me forgetting you good night sleep. But you know, when
Speaker 2: you have a win, you've got to share it.
Speaker 3: Hey got Swan? Hey? Speaking of wins, Kitty Flanagan her
Speaker 3: hit show Fisk is back for season three.
Speaker 2: If you have never watched it, you must. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's on a list time to do things that you've
Speaker 2: been meaning to get around to. Binge it. There's two
Speaker 2: full seasons and the third ones just started. You will
Speaker 2: not regret it.
Speaker 3: She'll join us live in the studio after three o'clock.
Speaker 3: We've also got your invites to the kid Laroy's Red
Speaker 3: Room in the bum Bag in Chrissy's Quizzy. But next
Speaker 3: in say gooday, we want to hear what your weekend
Speaker 3: highlight was and just for sharing with us, swanning Tom
Speaker 3: tells me we still have those Frank Green gift packs.
Speaker 2: Awailable, it's a bonanza green stuff the Chrissy swan Show.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear your little voices, Chrissy say today.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what it says about me that
Speaker 2: the highlight of my weekend was being unconscious for nine hours. No,
Speaker 2: I had a really good sleep, and anybody that is
Speaker 2: sleep deprived knows what a joy that is. It feels
Speaker 2: like you won the lotto.
Speaker 3: No, that's Elite's one. That is the hilight. I'm with
Speaker 3: you on that. I get it.
Speaker 2: And what was yours?
Speaker 3: I will? I had my mate Jade's fortieth birthday Friday
Speaker 3: and that was really fun. But it was great to
Speaker 3: see my mum and dad. I hadn't seen them for
Speaker 3: six weeks.
Speaker 2: How is Wendy?
Speaker 3: She's great. She'd actually written down a little note in
Speaker 3: her phone of things to discuss, and one of them
Speaker 3: was how Chrissy talks about how she saves shows on Netflix.
Speaker 3: Mom didn't know you could do that, so she wanted
Speaker 3: me to thank you on her behalf.
Speaker 2: You're welcome to the watch list Wendy. New name is
Speaker 2: watch list Wendy. Hello, Tiff, How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good? How are you? I'm also very jealous of
Speaker 5: your sleep.
Speaker 2: Isn't it just a miracle when you get a good
Speaker 2: sleep like that?
Speaker 5: Honestly, it really is even just sleeping through the night.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm really glad to hear that you're jealous
Speaker 2: in that very weird way. What did you get up to?
Speaker 2: What was your absolute highlight? Tip?
Speaker 5: My absolute highlight of the weekend was making homemade pasta
Speaker 5: sawce So I made a tomato one and then I
Speaker 5: made a pesto one, and my family came around and
Speaker 5: we had homemade pasta and pizza for dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And you just would have felt a
Speaker 2: million bucks watching them eat all your love induced food.
Speaker 6: I really did. I used to be a chef, so
Speaker 6: when you're.
Speaker 5: Not in the kitchen and you're doing it at home
Speaker 5: for your own people who love it. It's just nice
Speaker 5: to hear the good things and not the bad things.
Speaker 3: On me tear absolutely if we're going to send you
Speaker 3: a two hundred dollars Frank Green gift pack, so enjoy that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, amazing, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You love that. It's like Christmas Hello, Lauren, Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: how are we good? You saw some love music on
Speaker 2: the weekend? That was your highlight?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 7: I had a last minute quick catch up with some
Speaker 7: cousins and we went to see Amy Shark and it
Speaker 7: was just fun and great And hadn't been to live
Speaker 7: music in ages, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Did she sing that new songwhere It Goes? And Jesse,
Speaker 3: Nette Becky and Amy Nettshell, I love that and everybody everyone?
Speaker 1: Lauren Interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm always interested to hear what the encore is because
Speaker 2: that's generally what the artist thinks is their most popular song.
Speaker 2: What was her owen care?
Speaker 7: She didn't do an encore, but her last song was
Speaker 7: was tell Everybody I said, which really thought, and she
Speaker 7: had some sort of firework things happening off the.
Speaker 2: Stage, like John Bon David.
Speaker 7: And I thought that your friend Ricky Lee was there
Speaker 7: on the night.
Speaker 2: Actually, well, they're called they're like primary school friends, childhood friends.
Speaker 3: A couple of GC gales. Hey, Lauren Wesson, and you're
Speaker 3: Frank Green gift pack as well.
Speaker 2: Hello Nikki, what was your highlight?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 7: Christye my highlight strangers, it sounds getting COVID off my granddaughter.
Speaker 7: And now I can just lay in bed and not
Speaker 7: do anything for anybody. I'm just waiting for your streaming task.
Speaker 7: I've got Netflix.
Speaker 8: Oh it's just one, Nikki.
Speaker 2: I absolutely relate to that. Sometimes I just want to
Speaker 2: book myself into hospital, you know, and then nobody questions
Speaker 2: you and you can just sit there.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 8: I'm not responsible for anybody outside of my bedroom for
Speaker 8: the next couple of days.
Speaker 3: Wonderful, God, enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Enjoy your disappeared.
Speaker 3: You didn't even know COVID distorlled thing?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Sure is, Nikki, Frank.
Speaker 3: Green gift pack for you. NICKI. Let's finish with Vanessa.
Speaker 2: So what NICKI? If you've made it up, it's all right,
Speaker 2: your secret, it's safe with us. Hi Vanessa, what did
Speaker 2: you do? What was your highlight of the weekend?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 8: Guys, Well, on Saturday, I actually went into sink Kilda
Speaker 8: and skydives.
Speaker 3: How awful? Was it awful?
Speaker 8: Well, I've been given a voucher for my birthday, so
Speaker 8: it was actually ready to expire, and so I thought, right,
Speaker 8: I'd better do this now. I didn't choose to, I
Speaker 8: didn't ask for the voucher, so I just thought i'd
Speaker 8: have a go. And honestly, it was absolutely awesome.
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: Really good?
Speaker 2: Who gave you that voucher?
Speaker 8: My mum and brother from on Boardio?
Speaker 2: And did you ask them why they hate you? Correct?
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Speaker 2: We've just been talking about the weekend and I've slept
Speaker 2: well so I can actually organize my thoughts today, which
Speaker 2: makes for a lovely change.
Speaker 3: Chrissy sweekend.
Speaker 2: Here's where I normally talk about things that I cooked
Speaker 2: and all of that stuff. And I did do a
Speaker 2: lot of cooking back into my cooking, which means that
Speaker 2: I'm mentally well.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Great, So I made canaloney from scratch.
Speaker 3: With your spinach that you needed to use.
Speaker 2: Yes, and this beautiful that's a more a racorotta like
Speaker 2: it is stunning. I'll call one for you. Actually, I've
Speaker 2: got it at home for you. Would do you would
Speaker 2: eat that?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I made all that stuff and made a fantastic
Speaker 2: green chicken curry. All of that.
Speaker 3: I'll eat everything you cook, just not the green chicken
Speaker 3: curry that you text me about on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I think you're missing out.
Speaker 3: No, I remember the first time Mum made it for
Speaker 3: me as a kid, and I'm still scarred.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, but there's differences. And look, I'm not
Speaker 2: throwing shade on Wendy at all. But mine's amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: It's got lots of real cafe iron leaves in it,
Speaker 2: and I make the paste myself from scratch.
Speaker 3: Just not willing, okay, but sorry, that's fair.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to force you what I am going
Speaker 2: to force you to do is to support me on
Speaker 2: my quest for hard rubbish collection. I'm diving. Can I
Speaker 2: tell you the absolute highlight of my weekend was three
Speaker 2: hard rubbish raids.
Speaker 3: You're back on the dumpster diving train.
Speaker 2: I can't help it, Jack, I can't drive past. I can't.
Speaker 2: I cannot drive past. It started on Thursday, Thursday. I
Speaker 2: see out of the corner of my eye. You know
Speaker 2: I love all mid century stuff, Yeah, I say, out
Speaker 2: the corner of my this little, tiny, four draw chest
Speaker 2: of drawers, beautiful, mid century, perfect condition, sick stopped over,
Speaker 2: picked it up, put it in the car.
Speaker 3: That I'm okay with. That's cool.
Speaker 2: And it's got a stamp from a factory called Flair
Speaker 2: five hundred in Morabin, so it's locally made. It would
Speaker 2: be maybe sixty years old. Like it's fabulous. Wow, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I was on a high from that. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: was driving. I had to drop peg somewhere on Saturday,
Speaker 2: driving past a huge pile of rubbish. I've got to
Speaker 2: be honest. You know it's bad when there's sort of
Speaker 2: chicken wire in it, you know that, like the pile
Speaker 2: if you can see chicken wire. As a hard rubbish connoisseur,
Speaker 2: you go, yeah, no, that's actual rubbish.
Speaker 3: And also like potential to get severely injured.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm in there. Oh I saw it at
Speaker 2: the corner of my arm.
Speaker 3: Was Peg still in the car with you in this?
Speaker 3: No good? So she doesn't think mummy is completely lost.
Speaker 2: No, but she was in the car When I said, hey, Siri,
Speaker 2: send a text message to chrisy Swan, make sure that
Speaker 2: you check out the hard rubbish on the way home.
Speaker 2: She just went, oh my god. So dropped her, came back,
Speaker 2: pulled over. They were still there. The items that i'd
Speaker 2: seen four four in perfect nick stools for the for
Speaker 2: a breakfast bar or something. Okay, of course I've got
Speaker 2: to get a breakfast bar. They still had the I've
Speaker 2: got a picture of them here. They still had the
Speaker 2: barcodes on the bottom. Also mid century. I went home.
Speaker 2: At two hundred dollars each right now online the same
Speaker 2: brand I got. That's eight hundred dollars a five.
Speaker 3: Do they look like they're in that good of condition.
Speaker 2: That's exactly how they look.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll pay that as well. Swan. That's a good find.
Speaker 2: Then, I God Pick's got a better social life than
Speaker 2: anybody I know. On Saturday night, I was picking her
Speaker 2: up from her friends. Yeah, at about eight thirty, and
Speaker 2: I said to my sister, I will come past your
Speaker 2: house because I gave her some recorder and blah blah canaloni,
Speaker 2: so I'm going to get peg blah blah blah. On
Speaker 2: the way there, I met my sister. She came out
Speaker 2: to the car to pick up the cataloni. Opposite her
Speaker 2: house was another hard rubbish collection. I couldn't keep my
Speaker 2: eyes off a low black timber sideboard. It was so heavy.
Speaker 2: But do you think my sister and I left it there? No,
Speaker 2: we were like Indiana Jones. We said we are going
Speaker 2: to do this, and we each got on the end
Speaker 2: of three pieces of solid timber, which I have still.
Speaker 2: I've since looked up current stock nineteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: And is it in good condition? Like there are other
Speaker 3: two items perfect well.
Speaker 2: And I also got a mirrored bedside table and a
Speaker 2: little craft table that I don't need, but I'll be
Speaker 2: able to find somebody for it. Where is all this
Speaker 2: shit going At the moment, it's in my garage. I
Speaker 2: don't know where it's going.
Speaker 3: On. Deal with that, lady. This is an issue. This
Speaker 3: is called hoarding.
Speaker 2: Jack it was too good to drive pass.
Speaker 3: We'll whack it on Facebook Marketplace and make some cash
Speaker 3: and give it. No.
Speaker 2: I love it, I love it. I love keeping it.
Speaker 3: You're never going to use it.
Speaker 2: I will, I will. The Crispy Swan Show, The Chrissy
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Speaker 3: You sure have your fiftieth birthday Swanning, Me and the kids.
Speaker 2: Had the time of our lives. We still talk about it,
Speaker 2: I know, and look, there were many highlights, but the
Speaker 2: thing we talk about the most is the no holds
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Speaker 2: to a thousand times a day if you want.
Speaker 3: And I mean that's not just exciting to a kid,
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Speaker 2: I basically wanted to put my mouth under the dispenser.
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Speaker 8: Thanks guys. It founds awesome.
Speaker 2: It's so exciting. Do you want to explain how it's
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Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 3: Hello, everyone, how are we good?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 3: Run us through this? Tom? Okay.
Speaker 9: So we've got the ultimate Disney cruise. We're trying to
Speaker 9: find the ultimate Disney fan to go on this Disney
Speaker 9: code and trim. I'm going to read out three questions.
Speaker 9: Our listeners on the line are going to buzz in
Speaker 9: with their name, but they're going to be paired with
Speaker 9: one of you. So, Vanessa you have the help of Chrissy,
Speaker 9: and Olivia you have the help of Jack.
Speaker 3: Let's go live.
Speaker 6: Yes, come on, Jack, come on.
Speaker 9: Okay, So buzz in with your name, and then our
Speaker 9: listener can say, Chrissy help me out. Okay, great, Okay, cool,
Speaker 9: let's go. Question Question number one, what is Cinderella's slipper
Speaker 9: made out of?
Speaker 2: Christia?
Speaker 8: Vanessa?
Speaker 3: Olivia just got in there.
Speaker 2: For Oh yeah, I'm not playing.
Speaker 3: I've got a wait, Olivia, Glass? Correct?
Speaker 2: It is glass?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: Question number two, which Mowana song was an Oscar nominee
Speaker 9: for Best Original Song O Vanessa's in first.
Speaker 8: All right, Chrissy, I absolutely love that show, but I
Speaker 8: don't know the song.
Speaker 2: It's how far I'll go? I know that?
Speaker 9: Yes, all right, piece, this is for the win. What
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Speaker 3: Olivia?
Speaker 8: Come on, Jack.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure?
Speaker 7: Who's going to answer you?
Speaker 2: Will you?
Speaker 3: You have a crackhetty spaghetti.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Chraeers it is Olivia.
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, thank you tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Mane, what a competition getting paid for watching television?
Speaker 3: How easy is that?
Speaker 2: It would be amazing. Let's talk Taylor Swift. We'll get
Speaker 2: to Chapel Road in a second.
Speaker 3: She's moaning again.
Speaker 2: Chapel Road is on the Moan may absolutely, but Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift is not. She has given an unparalleled treat to
Speaker 2: an all audience. As she finishes up her decade, long.
Speaker 3: Ears to her, man, she must be over it.
Speaker 2: I don't think she is.
Speaker 3: I am, I'm not.
Speaker 2: She sang a little bit of espresso cue. You know
Speaker 2: everybody knows that. Everybody loves it, and obviously her and
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter are great friends. And she gave a call
Speaker 2: to Sabrina Carpenter from the stage to tell her what
Speaker 2: she had just done.
Speaker 3: Hello, I just wanted to call and tell you that
Speaker 3: I just sang a little bit of espresso and they
Speaker 3: sang every single words.
Speaker 9: So loud, and I just is there any chance you
Speaker 9: could like put on some clothes and just like.
Speaker 6: Come down to the stadium real quick.
Speaker 2: And then guess what happened?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: She raised herself Sabrina Carpenter from the stage. She was
Speaker 2: there already.
Speaker 1: They were tricky.
Speaker 3: Ah wow, that's baby.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: How did they do it? And then they did this?
Speaker 3: I wanted can I do it?
Speaker 1: You can do it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm must do it, okay, because.
Speaker 1: My honey, I'm gonna get this started.
Speaker 2: Listens fast forward to say our peas later, don't bring
Speaker 2: me cheers?
Speaker 1: Well not just me, I'm so light.
Speaker 2: So it was a mash up of espresso into is
Speaker 2: it over now? Into please please please?
Speaker 3: That's pretty special.
Speaker 2: It's so special.
Speaker 3: I actually think I would now be I think a
Speaker 3: lot of people would be in the same boat. I'd
Speaker 3: be far more excited to see Sabrina Carpen during concert
Speaker 3: and Taylor Sweet.
Speaker 2: Well, they weren't. Did you hear the reaction that they
Speaker 2: were very happy, of course to see Sabrina Carpenter. But
Speaker 2: if you have a listen to how they responded her crowd.
Speaker 2: When she broke out into is it over now? Then
Speaker 2: that tells you who they were more excited to see
Speaker 2: in that way.
Speaker 3: Judge christ came out, did you just hear it?
Speaker 1: You hear it?
Speaker 3: Where'd you gabble?
Speaker 2: Play it again?
Speaker 3: No, it's all good.
Speaker 2: I've played again.
Speaker 6: I want to do this thing?
Speaker 3: Can I do it?
Speaker 1: You can do it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm bust to it.
Speaker 2: They had a little yell and then the Taylor.
Speaker 1: Saws for please don't bring me anyway. I read my taste.
Speaker 3: Scart probably just edited out the bit where they lose
Speaker 3: their mind over as Sabrina.
Speaker 2: Copber absolutely not to see Taylor swip. Let's talk about
Speaker 2: Chapel roone. Yes, we've been saying for a while, she's
Speaker 2: got to stop carrying on, or does she? Is it
Speaker 2: good that she's calling people out and saying I'm not
Speaker 2: going to put up with this treatment.
Speaker 3: At the start, we did have that conversation. I think
Speaker 3: now though, it's a little bit similar to the Boy
Speaker 3: that Cried Wolf, like save it for big pressing issues
Speaker 3: that you will actually get credit for.
Speaker 2: You're thinking that it just feels like nitpicking now, and
Speaker 2: if you complain about everything. Then when there's something really really.
Speaker 3: Big, I won't listen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, she's at it again. She was at
Speaker 2: the Olivia Rodrigo film premiere and she recognized one of
Speaker 2: the photographers and she called him out.
Speaker 3: You were.
Speaker 2: You and you were so rude to me. You were
Speaker 2: so disrespectful.
Speaker 3: Okay, well maybe take it up with him after you've
Speaker 3: taken your photo on the media wall, because there's a
Speaker 3: whole queue of people waiting. Those things are insufferable.
Speaker 2: She's standing there on her red carpet and she points
Speaker 2: to him like a Disney villain points to him. You,
Speaker 2: I remember you.
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We're just looking at the dates. Hello, and thank you
Speaker 2: so much for Johnny's looking at the dates. It's the
Speaker 2: twenty eighth of October. And I said to you, Jack,
Speaker 2: guess what yesterday was? Twenty one years ago? It's a
Speaker 2: birthday of sorts.
Speaker 3: And I was like, was it when you came second
Speaker 3: on Big Brother?
Speaker 2: It was not. It was the very first day I
Speaker 2: spoke into a radio microphone. My career is officially twenty
Speaker 2: one years old.
Speaker 3: Huge news, Swanye, where.
Speaker 2: Were You've got the key to the door?
Speaker 3: Never been twenty one before what give the station a
Speaker 3: shout out?
Speaker 2: I was on the Sunshine Coast Hot ninety one and
Speaker 2: Craig David was there to witness the entire birth of
Speaker 2: my career. The really one of the loves of my life.
Speaker 2: What a great day that was.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Sworning.
Speaker 2: My career radio is one of the loves of my life.
Speaker 3: Not Craig David. No, that's creepy. I'm thrilled to say
Speaker 3: today it'll be your last day on here as well,
Speaker 3: so start the goodbye.
Speaker 2: I never thought that you'd break that news to me,
Speaker 2: but I'm happy.
Speaker 3: Hey, before four o'clock, the beautiful and hilarious Kitty Flanagan
Speaker 3: is joining us alive in the studio. But next in
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Quizzy, we have invites Swanni to see the kid
Speaker 3: Leroy alive in Nova's Red is.
Speaker 2: Going to be unforgettable to the Chrissy Swan Show, The
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Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy, the.
Speaker 3: Kid LaRoy invites to the kid LaRoy in Nova's Red Room.
Speaker 2: Is it invites or invitations?
Speaker 3: Invitations is probably better, isn't it?
Speaker 2: We always say invites and I get a bit broken
Speaker 2: dolly about.
Speaker 3: All you can't handle the invites bit.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's what they're called in the dictionary.
Speaker 3: I know that we can't say the T word though.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we cannot.
Speaker 5: Yes, Hi, Fiona Hiristy, how you going?
Speaker 2: What's your take on it? Is it an invite or
Speaker 2: an invitation.
Speaker 7: Invite?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'll go with it. I mean, I
Speaker 2: have done no research, but there's something about it that
Speaker 2: I hates me. But I'll tell you what doesn't irritate me, Kerrie,
Speaker 2: is the chance to give you an invitation to go
Speaker 2: and see the kid LAROI, one of the voices of
Speaker 2: our generation, an exclusive performance at the Nova Red Room. Amazing,
Speaker 2: it would be so amazing. All right, girls, you know
Speaker 2: the rules, then your names are your buzzers. The best
Speaker 2: of five men in the first person to get three
Speaker 2: answers correct wins the game, and we'll be front and
Speaker 2: center at Nova's Red Room with the kid LaRoy. Question
Speaker 2: number one, which reality competition show did Reuben Demello win?
Speaker 8: Carry Yes, Kerry Harry, Yes, the voice.
Speaker 2: It is the voice. I watched that little snippet just
Speaker 2: of the of the win Sonya Krueger is defying.
Speaker 3: Time made that woman. God, I love her.
Speaker 2: She looks elevied, like pretty soon she's just going to
Speaker 2: be a baby with an umbilical cord and we'll be
Speaker 2: like Wow.
Speaker 3: She'll be hosting shows in twenty eighty as a wax figure.
Speaker 2: And question number two, which sea creature is known for
Speaker 2: its ability to regrow its arms? The answer is not,
Speaker 2: Sonya Krueger. Kerry, I don't know, can they?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 5: Tom?
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2: It's not the answer We've got there.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to have to say, although someone's gonna
Speaker 3: yell at me if I say no, one, it's not
Speaker 3: And it is true. Tom's furiously googling this answer. It's true.
Speaker 2: We had starfish obviously octopus as well.
Speaker 3: One point to carry. One point to question number three.
Speaker 2: Eight years ago, Alessiya Kara released Yes, Fiona Moana correct,
Speaker 2: well done. It was the song We didn't even play
Speaker 2: the song It's how Far I'll Go, which is an
Speaker 2: absolute banger. By the way, I weep every time I
Speaker 2: hear this song. Yeah, I love it. Have you seen
Speaker 2: my Oh?
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 3: It's so good, Like Menandez brothers good like.
Speaker 2: Slightly different, like different storyline matter?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 2: Question number four David Chris fully will be sworn in
Speaker 2: as the new premiere of which Yes, Kerry, queens It
Speaker 2: is Queensland to a piece.
Speaker 3: It's a draw, swanee. Question number five is for the
Speaker 3: win for either of you, Fon or Kerry.
Speaker 2: Who did Taylor Swift to bring on stage at her
Speaker 2: New Orleans show on Saturday? We just talked about it. Yes, Fiona,
Speaker 2: I'm going to.
Speaker 7: Give a guess Postmone No.
Speaker 3: But great guess Kerry. Do you want to have a
Speaker 3: guess the weekend?
Speaker 2: Maybe no, Sabrina Carpenter. Question number six, the Grampians are
Speaker 2: located in which Australian state? Yes, Fiona for the win.
Speaker 3: South Australia.
Speaker 2: No, Kerrie, Victoria it is Victoria.
Speaker 6: Oh god, wow, such a tight game.
Speaker 2: You are off to see the kid LaRoy in Nova's read.
Speaker 2: Well done, Kerrie, Kerry.
Speaker 3: You've also got the limited edition Christy Swan Show bum bag.
Speaker 3: How sick is that?
Speaker 8: This is incredible?
Speaker 6: Incredible?
Speaker 2: She's such a good girl, isn't she?
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: My thrill to welcome Kitty Flanagan, Mike find Hello Kitty, Hello,
Speaker 2: I'm here you are, and Fisk is also here back
Speaker 2: for a fird season is.
Speaker 6: Back and as the kids would say, dropping a week
Speaker 6: at a time, one episode at a time.
Speaker 2: I've got a couple of things on the school in
Speaker 2: the press release.
Speaker 3: Have you read it?
Speaker 2: By the way, do you read your press release?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: I'm sure I write them. Chrissy hit me.
Speaker 2: This one says starring one of Australia's favorite comedians, which
Speaker 2: is undoubtedly true.
Speaker 6: It could be Aaron Chin, could be March, she could
Speaker 6: be me. We don't know which one that is.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, who would you add to
Speaker 2: that list?
Speaker 6: It could be any or all of us. Reese Nicholson
Speaker 6: is appearing this time round, Tom Ballard, Ballad's appearing, and Edmunds.
Speaker 6: I mean she'd be up there as my favorite comedian.
Speaker 2: Oh god, we love her too.
Speaker 6: Is there anything better than a loose cannon she? I
Speaker 6: think she's this country's Will Ferrell. She's just she does
Speaker 6: random shouting, she does loose cannon work. She's she's unreal.
Speaker 6: She's in a couple of episodes. She's coming up in
Speaker 6: episode three next week and episode five as well's.
Speaker 2: I'm going to put that in the diary. Big news
Speaker 2: for Helen. Your character such a sensible name with there's
Speaker 2: no other name for her. There's a coffee machine. She's
Speaker 2: organized a coffee machine.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you have a coffee machine? And is it very
Speaker 2: important to you in your sanity?
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm a bit of a dag. I really
Speaker 6: like filter coffee. I've got a filter coffee machine.
Speaker 2: Like the American ones with the paper filter.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I've got one of those.
Speaker 2: Do you I had one, but I had to put
Speaker 2: in like all cups of coffee.
Speaker 6: Well, it's called a mock a master. I think it's Dutch,
Speaker 6: so I have a nice Dutch coffee of a morning.
Speaker 6: But yeah, it's it's I really like it smooth because
Speaker 6: I drink black coffee, so I don't put milk in it,
Speaker 6: so I need it nice and smooth.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like this element. Speaking of the brown suit,
Speaker 2: it's back. I've got a suggestion for series form. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I don't want to like yuck Helen's yum. Do
Speaker 2: you know that term?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: But I like it.
Speaker 2: So when you yuck someone's yum, it's like they she
Speaker 2: likes that brown suit. I'm not going to yuck that
Speaker 2: it's her yum. But I want to suggest something maybe
Speaker 2: even for weekids, Helen could mix it up with this brown,
Speaker 2: same brown, so she's comfortable. Cordi ROI overall.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm loving all of that. I love an overall,
Speaker 6: and I love a fabric that talks when you walk,
Speaker 6: and that is called giroi for me, the King's fabric.
Speaker 6: Apparently that's what it means, really called deroy king.
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of fashion. In One You Are Mudy, sheer
Speaker 3: Gold's character Ray reveals that he's seen a fashion psychologist. Yes,
Speaker 3: I like me some fashion, but I've never heard of
Speaker 3: a fashion psychologist. Where did this come from?
Speaker 6: Look, we were inspired by life, but I won't say
Speaker 6: by who know who. They're kind of out there's a
Speaker 6: fashion psychologist, Yes, they tell you it's they help you
Speaker 6: discover what's on the inside through what's on the outside.
Speaker 6: That I can't ever quite get my head around. It's
Speaker 6: basically like they judge you what you wear. That's the
Speaker 6: wrong way.
Speaker 2: It's like the mean girls at school, but they make
Speaker 2: how money from it.
Speaker 3: Yes, i'd be really good at that.
Speaker 2: You're my fashion psychologist?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this okay? You always tell me.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: You look at that and you go, oh, okay, Chris,
Speaker 6: is this type of person or that type of person?
Speaker 6: Looking at what they wear, I.
Speaker 3: Can see the childhood trauma in that dinner exactly.
Speaker 2: Try it out now, by am by accident? Double denim?
Speaker 6: Is that by accident or by design?
Speaker 2: No, that is by accident. I was leaving the house
Speaker 2: and I just threw this on. It is double denim,
Speaker 2: and they're not the same denim. Do I end it
Speaker 2: all today.
Speaker 3: Or do you get a scene ie dog so you
Speaker 3: can find.
Speaker 6: How that was an accident, total accident like. They're both
Speaker 6: very denim like. It's not like there's a bit of denim.
Speaker 2: I was just wearing this and then I came downstairs
Speaker 2: and the only jacket on the hook was this one,
Speaker 2: and I went, I'll stuff it all right.
Speaker 6: You did it in a rush, then, not by accident. Rush,
Speaker 6: You did it in a rush.
Speaker 2: I'll forgive that, Thank you, Kire planning.
Speaker 6: It says a lot about your personality, doesn't it. You're rushing,
Speaker 6: You're always late. You need to be prepared earlier.
Speaker 2: Correct, correct, That is exactly me.
Speaker 3: Fis season three Sundays at eight o'clock on ABC. TV
Speaker 3: catch up on ABC I View. We also need to
Speaker 3: speak about have you been paying attention the season finale
Speaker 3: A forty tonight on ten. You're on it? Who else
Speaker 3: is there?
Speaker 6: I'm on it? Ray O'Leary, the Deadpan New Zealander, everybody's favorite,
Speaker 6: who looks a lot like me in a weird way
Speaker 6: ome my favorite? And Edmonds is on Sam and Ed
Speaker 6: of course, and the Master Stroke. It's Larry m that
Speaker 6: as our guest quiz master. Oh yeah, I won't lie.
Speaker 6: I really lost my mind when I knew Larry was
Speaker 6: love me big Larry you winner. Yeah, Larry well deserved.
Speaker 6: He's a lovely man.
Speaker 3: He is stick around kitty. Next, we are going to
Speaker 3: play a food whacky radio game with you. Is that okay? Yes?
Speaker 6: Please? I heard the word food and just said yes.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show and we're throw the kitty Flan again.
Speaker 2: Is sticking around there? You do a podcast with the
Speaker 2: great Dave O'Neil I do called the Junkies, and we
Speaker 2: are going to hijack that concept for a game.
Speaker 1: Of geez shippy choices.
Speaker 2: We get down to the supermarket and we all the
Speaker 2: new weird and wacky and wonderful flavors. All right, I've
Speaker 2: sliced the bags open for you.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm that sort of woman.
Speaker 6: Have you sliced the moment or have you just had
Speaker 6: to go at them before you gave them to me?
Speaker 2: I haven't, and I should have no. All right, So
Speaker 2: what we want you to do is take one, whichever
Speaker 2: one you want, and now that's what the flavor is,
Speaker 2: and then give us your review.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm going to go for the twisty sweet and
Speaker 6: sour because I have seen this some flavor in the
Speaker 6: shops and they've changed the bag.
Speaker 2: Did it used to be blue and white? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 2: that was the one I was asking, And they've.
Speaker 6: Changed the bag, and so I'm interested to see why.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking maybe they're trying to make it a permanent fixture.
Speaker 2: I think they're trying to make it more obvious because
Speaker 2: the blue and white one reminded me of Zoltan from Big.
Speaker 3: She's giving it a good sniff, yeap.
Speaker 6: Okay, so this is sweet and sour and I can
Speaker 6: smell the vinegar in there. Oh nice, and a little
Speaker 6: bit tomatoe as well, Okay, a little bit lucky atomic tomato,
Speaker 6: sandboy chip. Nothing better yeah, I'm going for the crunch.
Speaker 6: If you don't like people crunching on the microphone, turn away.
Speaker 2: Now you do it very.
Speaker 3: Daintily because I hate it, but she does it in
Speaker 3: a great fashion.
Speaker 6: Yeah, now I kind of like it. It kind of works.
Speaker 6: It's weird. I think it's like a sweet and sour
Speaker 6: sauce that you might get at McDonald's that you dip
Speaker 6: your things into your nugs, like that sweet and so
Speaker 6: our sauce. Because I can't quite put my finger on.
Speaker 6: It's not quite Asian, but it's.
Speaker 2: A it's a glow. It's like sampang.
Speaker 6: And good enough that I'll finished the twisty.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. That's a glowing recommendation. What are we
Speaker 2: moving on to the next?
Speaker 6: All right, I'm going to move on to the oh,
Speaker 6: excuse me, the treo of cheeses.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this makes me nervous because anything we cheese
Speaker 2: involved in a chip reminds me of sick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: That funny little smell that comes out of your belly
Speaker 2: button and your tone, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's a wrong cheese and weirdly for me,
Speaker 6: the top of my ear right, you really put me
Speaker 6: off there. I might I might move to a different.
Speaker 2: Red rock.
Speaker 3: I need to hear what it's like.
Speaker 6: What are the cheeses, cheddar, parmesan, and bree? Now, I
Speaker 6: think we'll be hard pressed to taste the bree. The
Speaker 6: harmizan is always the strongest one. Yes, just having a
Speaker 6: good sniff.
Speaker 2: How's the odor?
Speaker 6: Now, I'll just give you a bit of a bit
Speaker 6: of a tip from an expert. In order to really
Speaker 6: smell the flavor, often you have to lick the chip first,
Speaker 6: then smell. Okay, oh god, that's strong. Yeah, the parmesan
Speaker 6: is strong in this one. Okay, the cheddar is also there,
Speaker 6: but again, the bree is not there. I will take
Speaker 6: a bite just because I'm professional. Please, I don't really
Speaker 6: want to.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that is not a glowing recommendation at all.
Speaker 6: They're too much for me. But then I don't eat cheese, so.
Speaker 2: I like cheese either.
Speaker 6: My sister does love these chips, though she's always buying them.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, so they're not for you, but that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean they're not for everyone.
Speaker 6: They're not for me, but I'm going to take them
Speaker 6: because my sister arrives. So that's kind of a wining.
Speaker 3: Then we've got one more.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm excited about this one too, because I love
Speaker 2: a Smith's chip.
Speaker 6: This is a weird flavor inspired by squid Game?
Speaker 2: Is it the flavor of squid Death death?
Speaker 3: Flavor of murder Ummy?
Speaker 6: Front Man? Fried Chicken? Whatever? That means that I've not
Speaker 6: watched squid Game. They're a smith chip.
Speaker 2: They're only going to take a bite of that and
Speaker 2: then die. There's going to be a weird sort of
Speaker 2: what happens in squid Game.
Speaker 3: No, someone shoots you, shoots you? Yeah, I do have
Speaker 3: a rifle stand bying.
Speaker 6: Mmm. Oh that's not nice. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 2: So it's not fried chicken.
Speaker 6: Well it is fried chicken, but I don't like chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I can really taste the oil and the fry.
Speaker 2: Eat it any please try. It's crispy, the good crumb.
Speaker 6: Smith is always a good crumb, no question, one of
Speaker 6: the best, and crinkle cut. That's very deep fried. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that is there.
Speaker 2: You say that as if it's a bad thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean they've nailed it. If they're going
Speaker 6: for Frontman for dead Men, fried chicken, whatever it is,
Speaker 6: they've nailed.
Speaker 2: You are a delight I'm going to go straight down
Speaker 2: and definitely buy the sweet and sour ones, and I
Speaker 2: would buy the Yeah, I would take those cheese ones,
Speaker 2: but obviously they're going to your beautiful system.
Speaker 3: And Kitty, don't forget to take the brown overalls for
Speaker 3: Helen to wear in season or are you joking?
Speaker 2: You must?
Speaker 3: You must?
Speaker 6: Can I have those?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: There a gift for you.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm in heaven.
Speaker 3: Fisk season three airs Sundays at eight pm on ABC
Speaker 3: TV and ABC I View and catch Kitty tonight eight
Speaker 3: forty Channel ten for the season finale of Have You
Speaker 3: Been Paying Attention?
Speaker 2: Thank You, Chrissy Swan show First Chrissy's Clique eight. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to talk about an actress called Sirsha Ronan.
Speaker 2: You would know her name because nobody ever knows how
Speaker 2: to pronounce it. It's an Irish name that is spelled
Speaker 2: s A O.
Speaker 3: I R S Swanny. I'm glad you said it first,
Speaker 3: because when I see it on paper, I wouldn't even
Speaker 3: know where to go.
Speaker 2: And you know, I know it now because we've asked
Speaker 2: Tom how to do it, and I've you know, googled
Speaker 2: how to pronounce it. I know it now when she
Speaker 2: comes into the news again, or if you want to go, oh,
Speaker 2: who is that actress that I liked? I will forget
Speaker 2: it and I'll have to google it again.
Speaker 3: Ronan, Ronan's sick name.
Speaker 2: It is a great name. She has appeared on The
Speaker 2: Graham Norton Show with some other actors, and you know,
Speaker 2: it's a jovial it's a jovial show where they all
Speaker 2: carry on and make jokes. And Paul Mescal was there,
Speaker 2: and Denzel Washington.
Speaker 3: Scar is like second to Jacob Alordie for me.
Speaker 2: I saw a great film with him in it. And yes,
Speaker 2: and the the guy that plays the priest from Fleabag
Speaker 2: all of us strangers. Oh my god, Jack, it is gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I've not seen it, but it does keep popping up.
Speaker 2: Oh you must see it.
Speaker 3: Have you watched Normal People with him?
Speaker 1: No? I have it.
Speaker 3: It's on my list.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we've set anyway. This gang of actors has
Speaker 2: appeared on The Great Norton Show. Mescal is getting ready
Speaker 2: to be Gladiator in Gladiator Too, which is fantastic casting huge,
Speaker 2: and they've started to They've started off on a ramble
Speaker 2: about you know, strangers mugging you and what would you
Speaker 2: how would you defend yourself? And apparently somebody was using
Speaker 2: their phone and that was very funny.
Speaker 3: Have a listen, who's actually going to think about that?
Speaker 3: Thoughf someone to talk to me, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: got phone.
Speaker 1: That's a very good I like that girls have to
Speaker 1: think about all the time.
Speaker 2: Am I right?
Speaker 1: Ladies?
Speaker 2: And you could just see they're all laughing, and then
Speaker 2: social says something is absolutely true, and the guys do
Speaker 2: not know what to do. They all straight away look down.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh God, we hadn't thought of that.
Speaker 3: Actually spot on. But my heart does kind of go
Speaker 3: out to those boys because they will feel like, right, idiots,
Speaker 3: It is true, that's true.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: I reckon. That element is the most interesting dynamic there
Speaker 2: is between men and women because men do not realize
Speaker 2: that they're not not in their DNA like it is
Speaker 2: with me. Every every situation that I go into, I
Speaker 2: case it for safety and yes, and.
Speaker 1: Men just don't know.
Speaker 3: Even in the last year, I think since it's become
Speaker 3: a conversation starter, I have spoken about it with my
Speaker 3: close girlfriends, and it is interesting that it's just it's
Speaker 3: just never registered to me.
Speaker 2: It's never registered to you, and yet I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: ever since they were maybe seven or eight, that's what
Speaker 2: they do. Wow, it's extraordinary. Anyway, Yes, she really silenced them.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Adele, one of my queens. She's
Speaker 2: back at a residency. I thought she was having a
Speaker 2: break anyway.
Speaker 3: Wait, I thought that had ended.
Speaker 2: Remember she was like, I'm going off to enjoy the
Speaker 2: life that I've made. Yeah, no, she was. She had
Speaker 2: a tearful interlude a Vegas residency on Saturday night. I
Speaker 2: can't keep up with these people. But she spotted a
Speaker 2: fan in the audience, and that fan wasn't just any fan.
Speaker 2: It was the great Celine Dion and she was singing
Speaker 2: when we were young when she saw her.
Speaker 3: I love that moment when she walks around thee.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she goes up to Selene. They have a little
Speaker 2: kiss and a cuddle and they have a cry because
Speaker 2: that's what the girls.
Speaker 3: Do, and it's Adele. That's what Adele does.
Speaker 2: I said, sel she has a little weep. Something reminded
Speaker 2: me of Adele. On the weekend, I was scrolling Instagram
Speaker 2: because that is my one joy, and I saw a
Speaker 2: video of Sabrina Carpenter of Espresso fame when she was
Speaker 2: maybe ten years old, singing Adele's set Fire to the rain.
Speaker 2: Have a listen to this child, but this.
Speaker 4: Little never never on things you'd say they were never
Speaker 4: never Joel, the games you'll pay you would always be
Speaker 4: always been.
Speaker 3: What far out to the.
Speaker 2: Wow right the scream, Oh my gosh love a young subcap. Seriously,
Speaker 2: but how old was she there?
Speaker 3: Twelve?
Speaker 2: My, my, my twelve year old? Just can we make slime?
Speaker 6: Have you got PEP?
Speaker 2: Can you get? Can you get? A? Click? And Colleck
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