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Speaker 1: Can I kick off the show also with some Shane

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Speaker 1: warn news everybody do we haven't had a.

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Speaker 2: Warning update for a while. How is Shane Keith warn?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is to do with celebrity big brother and

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Speaker 1: settled down.

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Speaker 3: He's not going into the house. That would be amazing.

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Speaker 2: That's a shocker, That's an absolute shock.

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Speaker 3: It is a shocker because you know in the jungle.

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Speaker 1: I think it was great for warning because we've got

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Speaker 1: to see a side of warning that no one ever

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Speaker 1: got to see it.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, because we're over there, so we

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Speaker 2: got to see him outside of the camp smoking in

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Speaker 2: a specific spot because it was in his contract.

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Speaker 3: He did very well. I think you know.

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Speaker 1: The rumor was he got paid two million dollars to

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Speaker 1: do I'm a celebrity and he was allowed to duck

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Speaker 1: out and have a dart whenever he wanted.

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Speaker 2: Extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: It's a great effect.

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Speaker 2: When we were there, it was like, where's Warning gone?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, where is he going to lie down?

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Speaker 2: Or does anybody know where he is? Then you just hear.

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Speaker 1: And then you could you could hear him talking to

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Speaker 1: the production crew out the back.

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Speaker 3: So what time? So how long do you reckon? I'll

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Speaker 3: haven't here another three days? Or are you got a

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Speaker 2: She got a friend, she got a friend, she couldn't

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Speaker 2: come to fly South Africa?

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Speaker 3: Could she close to you with her? Do you love her?

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Speaker 3: Have you got a photo of it?

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Speaker 2: I got any nerds? Seriously, flicks another dart. Let's have

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Speaker 1: He is amazing like he The thing with Warnie is

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Speaker 1: that when he sees a woman that he likes, he's

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Speaker 1: straight on to Instagram or a social media network and he.

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Speaker 3: Will DM them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean his commitment is outstanding. I've heard stories

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Speaker 2: on nights out where if he meets a girl like that,

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Speaker 2: he's very much focused in that direction as well. But

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Speaker 2: that was the same as a cricketer, you know, when

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Speaker 2: he got his eye in, he was on.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jessica Power. Now you and o Jessica Pere are

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Speaker 1: from married at first sight. She was on quite a

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Speaker 1: few years ago and gone on, got quite a few

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Speaker 1: Instagram followers and done quite well afterwards.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: I mean she'll put up a post now for I

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Speaker 1: don't know, some foundation on her face and get paid

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars for it.

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Speaker 3: So good to her.

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Speaker 1: Son way, there's a promo that's come out for Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Big Brother, right, and this is what she's had to

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Speaker 1: say on it.

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Speaker 2: It was even weirder when I had Shane.

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Speaker 3: Warn in my own box the other week. Oh he's

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Speaker 3: a freak.

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Speaker 2: Some of the the's just sending me.

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Speaker 3: I was like, inappropriate, Shane.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if we can say this, FITZI I

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Speaker 2: think it might be episode two of Big Brother, which

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Speaker 2: will be starting very soon on the seven network. Now

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Speaker 2: that Celebrity, now that says has finished. Fitz and I

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Speaker 2: got to sit down with all the housemates from this

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Speaker 2: series of Big Brother and we spoke to Jess about

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Speaker 2: Shane Warn. We can't give too much away, but what

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Speaker 2: I think was interesting about what she said was there

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Speaker 2: was a lead up of exchange messages and when he

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Speaker 2: wasn't getting much back, he was fairly persistent with making

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Speaker 2: advances towards Jess and quite descriptive. I think about his

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Speaker 2: plan for the evening, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: And let's just say he loves walls, good areas.

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Speaker 2: Now, he's not like shanea blaze. He won't go that

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Speaker 2: needs a pastor, that needs sort of a duck egg

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Speaker 2: on it. He won't rearrange the cushions, he'll throw them

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Speaker 2: across the room. No, but he likes a wall.

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Speaker 1: So you'll find out more. Probably second episode of Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Big Brother. Actually there was a WhatsApp group of mates.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about it last night and one of

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Speaker 1: them sent through this is an old story because he's

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Speaker 3: But this was written in a UK publication and it.

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Speaker 1: Says here according to Simone, mother of his three children,

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Speaker 1: the chances of their relationship is now zero. Warn thirty eight,

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Speaker 1: Captain s Hamshit was relaxing at his home near Southampton

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Speaker 1: when he tapped into his mobile phone.

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Speaker 3: Hey beautiful, I'm just talking to my kids. The back

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Speaker 3: door's open.

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Speaker 1: Seconds later, the message appeared on Simone's mobile in Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: She replied, saying, you lose it. You said the message

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Speaker 3: to the wrong person.

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Speaker 2: But do you know what says I don't think you'd

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Speaker 2: even care. I think he's past the point. You know

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Speaker 2: who I am. You know what I'm like. I'm just

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Speaker 2: gonna keep falling on you know what.

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Speaker 1: And if you hit him on the pads straight out

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Speaker 1: in front, you can just say when It's time to

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Speaker 1: trade laps around the supermarket for a trip to.

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Speaker 2: What just put me in the direction the bag's are packed.

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Speaker 3: Visit what if dot com. What if it's Ozzie for travel?

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Speaker 2: Tomy? Can I ask a question before you move on?

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Speaker 2: Have you got a tattoo at all?

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Speaker 4: I do?

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Speaker 2: I've got several. What are they? Can you give us

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Speaker 2: a rundown?

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Speaker 1: I've got two sleeves, one religious and one like stars,

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Speaker 1: clouds and some angels.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and then the other fire are drunken ones?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Tell me if you had any removed?

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Speaker 1: No, my message was one removed?

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting it done.

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Speaker 2: What's that one?

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Speaker 5: It's a best man's name on my ask cheek if

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Speaker 5: she doesn't like that one, Tommy, if you had to

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Speaker 5: get one removed, or you've got regret over one of

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Speaker 2: What would it be?

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Speaker 1: No regrets, man, No regrets.

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Speaker 3: Tattooed, no regret, No regrets, Tommy.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for you call buddy here. I've got the list

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Speaker 2: of the top five tattoo regrets in thirteen, twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a tattoo that you regret getting, or

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Speaker 2: you've had one removed, love to know what it was

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Speaker 2: and how bad it was. This is from a tattoo

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Speaker 2: artists over the past ten years. He said, this is

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Speaker 2: what people get removed and feel regret over coming. In

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Speaker 2: number five, the infinity sign, which became popular after that

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Speaker 2: show Revenge. Remember the Infinity sign. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: says was it something she would her dad lived, not

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Speaker 2: in the You're coming back or something? Another one here

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Speaker 2: coming in at number four, guys, the rose tattoo just

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Speaker 3: Those tattoos are all right. I mean there was a

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Speaker 3: band named after it and would have a roast tattoo.

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Speaker 2: That's true, you'd have to Number four is any bird

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Speaker 2: silhouette that might be flying off. You see those quite often,

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Speaker 2: just on the arm or possibly the upper back. It's

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Speaker 2: interesting when people get tattoos as well, and they put

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Speaker 2: back of the neck, and they think I'll win my

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Speaker 2: hairs down. No one will see it. When you put

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Speaker 2: your hair up and everyone sees it. What about this,

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Speaker 2: I've never seen one of these. The barcode that says

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Speaker 2: human on it, I've never seen that, neither of I No, Okay,

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Speaker 2: moving on. This is an interesting one. And you would

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Speaker 2: assume that this would be but barbed wire would be

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Speaker 2: up there the sleeve as who was the gently be

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Speaker 2: spoke to? Was it Tom? He's mentioned he had two

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Speaker 2: sleeves that sleep up there. If you wanted to get

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Speaker 2: a full sleeve, Matt Deguruz. That'll make you think twice.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what made me think twice.

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Speaker 6: Go on a QR code tattoo. I saw a guy

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Speaker 6: on Instagram the other day. You hold your phone up

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Speaker 6: to his tattoo, has his full details? Give it to

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Speaker 3: What an idea, Geen?

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Speaker 2: What an idea? I mean you could take it even further,

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Speaker 2: Let me introduce myself. I'm bever awesome and then then

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Speaker 1: Well it's a lot of people are doing that as

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Speaker 1: pranks these days. There was a viral video of a

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Speaker 2: The lisazoo or honey, would you.

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Speaker 2: Making the cheese cake? And the number one regretted tattoo

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Speaker 2: is the Chinese symbol. I mean, this woman here has

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Speaker 2: to have one of those symbols, what would you go with?

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Speaker 6: Friendship, courage, well as a shier residence. Yeah, sure, Southern

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Speaker 6: Cross tat on the shoulder.

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Speaker 3: That's me done well.

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Speaker 1: I did have I did have one of a martial

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Speaker 1: arts symbol that I saw on Paramatta Road.

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Speaker 3: This was ages ago.

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Speaker 1: And then we got the carriage one night after a

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Speaker 1: He wanted to be somewhere else because Jared Hanes was

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Speaker 3: And then as soon as I walked in that the

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Speaker 3: bloke went, yeah, shit down, Oh well, I have to

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Speaker 3: get it now.

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Speaker 1: He goes it's no, it's not a yin yang. And

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Speaker 1: he goes to me, well, it's not going there's not

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Speaker 1: much ink. So he said, why don't I change the

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Speaker 3: And then when he.

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Speaker 1: Finished it, there was this moment and Boltz and James

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Speaker 3: They start laughing and I went, man, that that is awesome.

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Speaker 3: That is really good, knowing that it's there forever. What

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Speaker 3: was that one that was the martial arts symbol?

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Speaker 2: I just said, yeah, but what did it look like

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Speaker 2: where was it on your body?

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Speaker 2: bond I Rescue. If it wasn't for foreigners, that show

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Speaker 2: wouldn't exist. If it wasn't for parts of Adelaide, like Elizabeth, right,

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Speaker 2: then there'd be no RBT. I mean they were just

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Speaker 1: Weddings are a big one and some people and I

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Speaker 1: rocked up the Sarah's just in it. That was for

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Speaker 4: Tie?

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Speaker 1: Was that? Was that?

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Speaker 3: Your tuxedo was amazing on the devine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was beautiful. It looked crisp and clean, straight

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Speaker 2: With the sandals, with the sandals. Do you know what

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Speaker 2: when you've got an event, you don't take any notice

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Speaker 3: Honey?

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Speaker 2: Stacked heels? What's the dress code? I don't know. No,

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Speaker 3: See this is the thing. I didn't have a suit

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Speaker 1: There was a long time there where I just didn't

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Speaker 3: When you had Tommy you didn't either.

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Speaker 4: No, not a suit at all. So you'd sort of

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Speaker 2: No, No, I will never forget the first time I

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Speaker 2: and had no idea that the candle on the table

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Speaker 2: my crotch that was leaning over the table. The next

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Speaker 2: thing you know, my pants are smoking, like macrotch is

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Speaker 2: Everyone smoke coming, weeds, smoke coming.

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Speaker 3: It never date very active.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you you were going through puberty

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was. I had to run to

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Speaker 2: the bathroom and put my crotch out. Unbelievable. John had

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Speaker 2: to buy a new suit. Sorry, dude, love a catchy business.

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Speaker 2: Same guys, You'll never forget it. One that I stumbled

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Speaker 2: They've sad a bit of stuff up here. They're coming

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Speaker 2: from Melbourne and they've got this picture like it's a

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Speaker 2: they're finally here and I get a text message because

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Speaker 2: they've organized are removal us to come and pick up

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Speaker 2: this bit of art. So the message reads, I'm Michae.

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Speaker 2: We're just confronting you pick up of the artwork. Tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: It'll be sometime between one and three. Regards Sean from

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Speaker 2: Art and Go Van, Go and Go.

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Speaker 3: It's not bad.

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Speaker 2: I mean I told you about that made of mine

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Speaker 2: who started a landscaping business and it was yard hacker,

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Speaker 2: not hard yacker, yard yard hacker. That's not bad.

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Speaker 3: I had to think about that one.

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Speaker 2: A couple of others floating around which I've always liked,

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Speaker 2: pass more Gas which was a plumbing business, Chewing Butts

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Speaker 2: which was a tobacco store, mast Debate and tackle. Don't

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Speaker 2: get that one. Yeah that's a fishing Yeah, fishing store,

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Speaker 2: and the Assault and battery fish and chips. Not bad.

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Speaker 3: We had in our area. We had Back to the Food.

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Speaker 1: corner Rezoom. It was all real in the Indiana Zone

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Speaker 1: in the Indiana Jones font I want to turn up

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Speaker 1: with a whip, yeah, and I think they played this

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Speaker 3: The corner was amazing.

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Speaker 2: There used to be a hairdresser not far from where

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Speaker 2: back in sides. That's really clever haircuts and sporting hair

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Speaker 2: hair cuts. While you're talking for.

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Speaker 1: The footpony in wings A, what's the best company name

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Speaker 1: you've seen?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys?

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Speaker 2: Are Bruit spring Clean?

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Speaker 3: Spring Clean? And what do they do?

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Speaker 2: They're mobile cleaning service. That's not bad, Bruce spring Clean.

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Speaker 2: I like that you tied it into the boss there?

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Speaker 2: Why not? Ebony good On yours.

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Speaker 3: In Mona Viile. What's the funny business name you saw?

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Speaker 3: Yourris good guys? I saw?

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Speaker 1: Am I gone? Funeral?

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Speaker 2: Hope?

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Speaker 3: Am I gone?

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Speaker 2: Am I gone? I mean, I can't even the time

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Speaker 2: besides the fact that they're gone.

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Speaker 3: Where you are You're in the back of the hearse.

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Speaker 2: That is funny business names, not just your own name yours?

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Speaker 3: Can't have a bit of a laugh at a funeral home,

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Speaker 3: can you. You can't really put a pun into that.

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Speaker 3: Stephen in Penrith, what was the funny business name?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys?

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Speaker 2: I was driving through a small country town and I've

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Speaker 2: seen his hair salon and the name was Curl Up

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Speaker 2: and Die her hair sal on. Curl up and Die, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: go your hair and dye your hair? That is really good,

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Speaker 2: isn't it?

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Speaker 1: These are great? See the quirky names. I would actually

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Speaker 2: It's a dentist, fiddler on the booth, Oh sorry, fiddler

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Speaker 2: fiddler on the tooth, David Silverdale. Talk us through it, mate,

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Speaker 2: What was the funny business name? Guys?

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Speaker 1: I was on the Northern beaches and I saw a

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Speaker 3: I see that's good.

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Speaker 2: Who doesn't need a handy on the beach every now

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Speaker 2: and then?

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Speaker 3: Well, Jason tradesman, Jason busy fingers as well? Is that

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Speaker 3: you know? I didn't know that was passed down from

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Speaker 3: his dad?

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Speaker 2: What was he Jason as well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not the original Jason busy Fingers.

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Speaker 2: So the whole family had Fingers passed.

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Speaker 3: The handyman worked down to him. He's so good, Sarah,

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Speaker 3: he is that not his surname?

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Speaker 2: Nic Fingers?

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Speaker 3: I figured it was these years.

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Speaker 2: Was that was his surname?

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Speaker 6: And he went into a track.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be a great surname?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. If your last name is busy Fingers,

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Speaker 2: that does not.

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Speaker 3: Exist, Mason, and carry on? What's your funny business name.

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Speaker 1: So we had some blind studies and saw a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and the company that came did it

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Speaker 1: I mean real say as well, there'd be a few

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Speaker 2: I would say, do you hire a business with a

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Speaker 2: punny name? I reckon you do, don't you do?

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Speaker 3: I think in Australia do if it's quirky, for sure?

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Speaker 3: Lauren in Rhoads funny business names.

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Speaker 1: There's a ground shop in Darlinghurst.

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Speaker 2: It's called lick her here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I see that and spelt like that. I want

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Speaker 3: you can get away with that.

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Speaker 2: But it spelled liquor yep here, liquor here, Okay, pretty

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Speaker 2: good life. How's that handy on.

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Speaker 3: With the I think is very popular, very very popular. Takeaways?

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Speaker 3: Kim Kellyville. What's the funny company name? Kim? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I saw a lawnline business called Chop a Weed.

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Speaker 3: Weed that's brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Chop a weed that is brilliant. You better pay on

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Speaker 1: time or else he's going to come on here.

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Speaker 2: You want to get something for Kim?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely? I have two more guys. My chuck called chicken Shop.

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Speaker 4: Where I grew up was called best legs in town.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 4: Then I went to Hobart and got some chicken and

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Speaker 4: there was one called legs and Breasts. Yes, Tom, do

447
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Speaker 4: you remember that chicken?

448
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Speaker 2: Legs and breast? Very very popular? Is that next door?

449
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,920
Speaker 2: To give me?

450
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 3: A few people walking in going I saw, Oh, sorry,

451
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Speaker 3: that's the chicken.

452
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Speaker 2: Sorry about that.

453
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Speaker 3: Sorry, man, I'm not hungry. What were you denied as

454
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Speaker 3: a kid?

455
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Speaker 2: Love? Do you know what?

456
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Speaker 1: I was only thinking about this the other day, very

457
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Speaker 1: proud because when we were kids we were into the

458
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,360
Speaker 1: soft drink as well. But so Hughey's twelve Lenny's eight

459
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 1: boys still haven't jumped onto the soft drink bandwagon yet. No,

460
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,880
Speaker 1: we kept him away from it. And you know how

461
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,679
Speaker 1: we've done that. We're just gone's bubbles. Oh yuck like

462
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Speaker 1: rbles make your burp and they go up your nose.

463
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Speaker 1: And the boys are a little bit they're a bit

464
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Speaker 1: frightened with the bubbles.

465
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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't get me wrong.

466
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Speaker 1: There will be when they get to teenagers, there will

467
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Speaker 1: be an age where pere precious Sarah someone will passing

468
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Speaker 1: a Canna fan and I know it's all over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack said to me last night Dad, tell me

470
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Speaker 2: about a frozen coke. I said, oh god, I mean

471
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 2: you're talking about Joe lipra and hangovers and fish and chips.

472
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Speaker 2: A frozen coke is one of the great cures. And

473
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Speaker 2: I said, ah, coke is a soft drink and then

474
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Speaker 2: they make it into a bit of a slushy. Can

475
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Speaker 2: I have one? Well not, no, we don't have a

476
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 2: frozen coke machine. But one day you'll be able to

477
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Speaker 2: have a frozen coke and they can be pretty good.

478
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 1: But we've been with BJ and I have been quite

479
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Speaker 1: proud that we've kept the boys away from that sugar

480
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Speaker 1: because we know how much sugar there is in a

481
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Speaker 1: can of soft drink.

482
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 3: Cordial growing up?

483
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Speaker 2: How much shield did we have as kids call the

484
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Speaker 2: cordial or the green one?

485
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Speaker 1: What are you all sort of going off the boil

486
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Speaker 1: a bit now, hasn't it? How many kids have Cordial anymore?

487
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,360
Speaker 2: Loved Cordial?

488
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Speaker 3: The other one.

489
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Speaker 1: That's a big one in the Fitzgerald house. And I'd

490
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Speaker 1: love to hear from your thirteen twenty fourteen. What were

491
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Speaker 1: you denied as a kid?

492
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Speaker 3: Was it a positive thing for you later in life?

493
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Speaker 3: But my old man was big on no computer games

494
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Speaker 3: in the house.

495
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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So the big topic at the moment is

496
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 1: what do you want for Christmas?

497
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 2: Boys?

498
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Speaker 3: And every year the presentation that is given to mum

499
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 3: and dad about getting an Xbox or a PlayStation gets

500
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 3: stronger and stronger every year. Where are you at, Well,

501
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it. I don't want to

502
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Speaker 3: do it.

503
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 1: But it's like it's got to the point now where

504
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 1: Lenny's recruiting mates, Like he goes around in he Goo's

505
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 1: house and you know how this is like it's opened

506
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: up now that you can sleep at a mate's place.

507
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 1: And even Indigo is coming up to me going, yeah,

508
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: mister Fitzgerald is quite educational, mister. It's not just all

509
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: violent games and stuff like that. You can learn a

510
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: lot from a lot of games. See we in a go,

511
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 1: but take a seat, mate.

512
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 2: We've done well to keep them off the iPad because

513
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 2: I know that very quickly. I mean, it can be

514
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: a learning tool, but Lego Tera is the popular game

515
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: that they want to play, and they just go onto

516
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 2: YouTube and do other things. So and I've said to them, look,

517
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 2: because it's a learning tool and they need them for

518
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 2: school and things like that. I've said, you know, maybe

519
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 2: if your good boys. Santa might bring one, but you're

520
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: right now it's gone to I don't know whether I'd

521
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Speaker 2: like sand to get me an iPad or I'd like

522
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 2: Sandy to get me a Nintendo Switch. That seems to

523
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 2: be the thing. I want a Nintendo Switch as well.

524
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 2: They've discovered Mario Brothers.

525
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Speaker 1: We've got I've got some mates over the States and

526
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 1: their sons taking up skateboarding, and they've banned their son

527
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: from baggy jeans, Sarah, the ones that hang around halfway

528
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: down your bum.

529
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair cool, because it looks horrible. I mean I

530
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,239
Speaker 2: would I'd like to ban denim shorts on men, and

531
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 2: also cargo shorts from nine ninety five. That would be

532
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: a suggestion for me too, for anyone's been starved of

533
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Speaker 2: that growing up.

534
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Speaker 1: Another one in high school was a maid who was

535
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Speaker 1: banned from the Simpsons. Wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons

536
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: because the parents thought it was they were quite religious

537
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: and it was too for The jokes were too full on,

538
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: how can you deny your kid the Simpsons.

539
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 2: We weren't allowed to watch Cops. I remember growing up

540
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 2: we'd always want to watch Cops, but back then, like

541
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 2: the rating was AO. But that was the rating, not

542
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: an hour and I think it was AO adult time.

543
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 2: It's very clear what that stands for. And I'm sorry, mate,

544
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: you're not an adult. This American stuff has a lot

545
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: of guns.

546
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 3: Amy, in Campbelltown, what were you denied as a kid?

547
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 2: I was nine Coco pops and.

548
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 3: The tellers and what was the reason? Just the sugar

549
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Speaker 3: content and Amy, Oh, mom and.

550
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: Dad didn't like it, so we weren't allowed to have it. See,

551
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 2: we never did vegimie at home. Amy, I mean that

552
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 2: feels UnAustralian, but it was never in the cupboard and

553
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 2: therefore we never had vegimie and don't eat it. Yeah, no,

554
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: that's that's just wrong, completely wrong.

555
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: See that with the with the computer games, right and

556
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: the Xbox and the PlayStation. My mum and dad stuffed

557
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: up and revealed a photo to the boys of me

558
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 1: at them at a Commodore sixty four. So they're like, oh,

559
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Speaker 1: I thought there was no computers in the house. I

560
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: thought there was no video games. So then I had

561
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Speaker 1: to explain that. It took me five years and so

562
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 1: father Christmas gave me that present and it wasn't from

563
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Speaker 1: Nanny and Poppy.

564
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was from Father Christmas, and they said, well,

565
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Speaker 3: why cup, where do you get it from?

566
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Speaker 1: Santa Claus? So there's massive arguments going on in the

567
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Speaker 1: Fitzgerald house.

568
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Speaker 2: I would just elf on the Shelf won't be around

569
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: this year to get messages back to Santa Claus. Sorry,

570
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: elf on the Shelf has gone missing. Whatever you get,

571
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 2: you're happy. You have to be happy with.

572
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Speaker 6: Fits, aren't you though? Because there was a stat came

573
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 6: out the other day, right fifty percent of people say

574
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 6: during the whole lockdown, gaming helped their social life because

575
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 6: they couldn't see anyone, So it is actually a more

576
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 6: social way of spending time and they felt better being

577
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 6: able to connect to people over game.

578
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 3: Who did this research PlayStation.

579
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Speaker 2: Fine, wickedly talented? What does quote my quote face walk

580
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: them all on a rainy Wednesday morning to quote him

581
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 2: a quote face as we stream live on the fifty

582
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Speaker 2: month of Facebook page. A good quote? I mean, I

583
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 2: write them down in my phone. I got a notes

584
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: and I write them down because you just want to

585
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 2: hold onto them, because you think, imagine if I can

586
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 2: bring that out in the middle of a serious conversation

587
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 2: or at the right time, and everyone will go, wow,

588
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: he's deep.

589
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 6: You know in a show like Yellowstone, Oh yeah, there's

590
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 6: Kevin Costner's character will answer with a story. Yeah, and

591
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 6: just have the perfect story for every moment.

592
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy you.

593
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 3: Want to be.

594
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Speaker 2: It's really deep, doesn't it. So it might have been

595
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Speaker 2: something to do with someone who's stolen some buffalo come

596
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 2: out and say, when the shift of tard and the

597
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: winds start to move from the west, remember being a

598
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 2: little boy, right right, the chayote scull a bottle of whiskey.

599
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Can you start doing some more motivational ones? Okay, because

600
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: I bet and you guys get stuck into me. But

601
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Speaker 1: one of the greatest lyrics of all time. Players are

602
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: only playing love you when they're playing I only love

603
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Speaker 1: you when they're.

604
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Speaker 3: Playing stuff like that. Don't give us great lyrics.

605
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: But you would know that one. They've got to be challenging,

606
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: you've got to learn and knows your cat.

607
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 3: Or something like that. We don't know what's going on.

608
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: That guy on Have you seen him? He's got so

609
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 2: many quotes Q and on.

610
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 3: On and on anonymous.

611
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy. He's written so many.

612
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: Here we go go, you're about the just on hackers.

613
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: They went and interviewed a Russian hacker. Vice Magazine went

614
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Speaker 1: and interviewed him.

615
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Speaker 3: And the guy. While I were doing the interview.

616
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Speaker 1: The guys on the computer just answering questions and he's

617
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Speaker 1: hacked in Device magazine as he's doing the interview and said.

618
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Speaker 2: Made of that.

619
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Speaker 3: He's all they work for you.

620
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: He's got all their d on the screen. And this

621
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: guy's going, I'm out of here.

622
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 2: It's another world to do this anymore. It is another world.

623
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: Here we go with the first quote. This is from

624
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 2: a famous person who said this, in the event that

625
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 2: I ma reincarnated, I would like to return as a

626
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: deadly virus to contribute something to solving over population. Bill Gates, No, No, Disney,

627
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: make Google.

628
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 3: I'd love to come back as a disease.

629
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. This person recently passed away, So

630
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: we are waiting.

631
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 6: For me to fix COVID while we think about it.

632
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 6: James on Facebook says good morning to the untapped KEG.

633
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: I had two or three comments last night on Instagram going, hey,

634
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: it's the untapped CAG I'm not a new nicknames Prince Philip,

635
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: Yes it is, buddy. Congratulations. Did you know that you're

636
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 2: a huge royalist. He just died recently did the event

637
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 2: that I'm reincarnad. I'd like to return as a deadly

638
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: virus to contribute something to solving over population. Let's move on, guys.

639
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 3: If you could contribute to something.

640
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: Instead of rolling a four wheel drive. This are lyrics.

641
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: This is the ricks from a song good luck everyone.

642
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 7: White shirt now Red, my bloody nose Sleepin', you're on

643
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 7: your tippy toes.

644
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 3: See this is what I'm saying. Give us some motivational lyric.

645
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: Give us something with a meaning. You're not meant to

646
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 3: white shirt Red.

647
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: You're not meant to walk away from this feeling like

648
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: I've just told you can take over the world. You

649
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: just have to work out where it's coming from.

650
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: Remembers the lyrics white Shirt Blade, no shirt.

651
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 6: No ninety nine, red balloons, Michael No, I'm going to

652
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 6: say it again, White shirt now Red.

653
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: There are some people listening to this right now who

654
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: know the answer and are screaming at you, guys because

655
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: this song is so big.

656
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 3: Give us a clue.

657
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: White Shirt now read my bloody nose sleeping. You're on

658
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: your tippy toes, creeping around like no one knows.

659
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 6: Dan on Facebook Advance Australia Fairs.

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00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: No, it's not Dan. You know those lyrics, Dan, you

661
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: know those lyrics that's it's a girl, It's a girl.

662
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 3: SWI.

663
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 2: No, it's not.

664
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Speaker 6: Are we giving tickets away to see her?

665
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Speaker 2: Matt Dre.

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Speaker 6: I have to give it to Elenni on Facebook. Billis

667
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Speaker 6: it's bad guy?

668
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 3: Guys really understand the words.

669
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: This is the massive She'll go to start again, Lenno,

670
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: he knows great song. You should know that.

671
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: Did you know the lyrics before that?

672
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did know that. We're huge fans in our house.

673
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: We've been through that one. Here we go. This one's

674
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: from a movie fits I reckon, you'll get this one.

675
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: Here we go. You have to consider the possibility that

676
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 2: God does not like you. He never wanted you. In

677
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 2: all probability, he hates you.

678
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 3: Bruce Almighty.

679
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 2: No, I know that's your favorite film. It's not The

680
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: Love Guru your second favorite film. And it's not Nicholas

681
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: Cage in Easy with my Cat face on.

682
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 4: There was nothing in Passion of the Christ No directed.

683
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: By Mel Gibson, Nosy with my cat great saying great, say,

684
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: you have to consider the possibility that God does not

685
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: like you. He never wanted you in all probability he

686
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 2: hates you.

687
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: The Two Popes.

688
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 2: No, it's not the Two Popes. Great series, so a

689
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: great movie. I love that. What's your other favorite fits?

690
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 2: Goodwill Hunting? Sarah, there's an image that you would have

691
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 2: in your brain if I mentioned this person's name and

692
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: it was when he was in his finest form Orlando. No,

693
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: it's not that was not a movie, Sarah. No, but

694
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: as a person.

695
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 3: No.

696
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: No, someone hotter than that.

697
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise, no.

698
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: Face, he was stung by.

699
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 4: Benka Renee in Juror might have the answer for you

700
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 4: with Rene.

701
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: You want to have a crack of the movie line, Yes, please, Yes,

702
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: it is top Off fight Clubs. Sorry pulling music down? Sorry, Sarah,

703
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: I said, I haven't seen it. You haven't seen fight Club.

704
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 6: I thought it was going to be James Bond when

705
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 6: you gave that clue, because I love James Bond.

706
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: Good run for you and Gary fight Club Club.

707
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not the Anniverstry.

708
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: Didn't picking of that one.

709
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: No, No, Tom, what did you want to add? No?

710
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: Not sitting there with a stupid smirf on your face.

711
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 4: I'm just enjoying all the untapped.

712
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 2: I won't read anymore. Social media. Still flying. Thanks for

713
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: everyone's contribution this morning. Freedom guys, we're back. We're getting

714
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: out there. It's great to catch up with everybody. Going

715
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: to have a big gun, have a feet your little beauty.

716
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: I got a beer in yesterday when Ted was at

717
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 2: the doctor, Lisa and Terror of the Doctor and Jack

718
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 2: and I are snuck down to the pub. Said we

719
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: were going to buy nappies. It felt great, It felt

720
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: really good. The other thing, too, is the freedom that's

721
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: opened up in terms of having people to your house.

722
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 2: You can go round to someone else's house. Hey, has

723
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 2: it going. Good to see you. It's been such a

724
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: long time. Our neighbors very friendly. We were a very

725
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 2: friendly neighborhood. And there's one guy in particular. His name's Joe.

726
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: Joe's Italian. Joe is ninety years old. He has a dog, Romeo,

727
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 2: and you can hear Joe yelling. I think he's hearings

728
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: going at the age of ninety fair and you can

729
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: hear him yelling from streetsraa. You ever walked past his house,

730
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: he'll call you back for a chat. Montague or no. No,

731
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: he's Italian, but he sits on the front porch. If

732
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: anybody goes past Hey and he drag you in for

733
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: a conversation. But Joe can talk like no other, and

734
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: we always kind of we walk past his house on

735
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: the way to the shops too, because you've got to

736
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: go past Joe if you want to get to Sam

737
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: and Tlal or Nick in the bottle shop or Maca

738
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 2: had cost his fish and chips. So you kind of

739
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 2: do this root this route every time we walk anyway.

740
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: But it's been it's been a good chance to catch

741
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: our breath in Lockdown because you can actually walk past

742
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: the gate and have a quick chat to Joe and

743
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: then keep going. Because if Joe grabs your ears, you're in.

744
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: You are in. Joe was a musician. He was also

745
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: a builder, and he's also a lover of rainbow laurecotsh

746
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 2: Joe heard about the bird box that we'd built, which

747
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: was great and bird count to this state, having put

748
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: it in the tree two weeks ago. Zero, I built

749
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: you a house, guys, I offered you food.

750
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 3: How dumb are birds rent around? Rose Bay?

751
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 2: Is pretty I built your house in Rose Bay and

752
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: you don't want it, Guys, like, what are you doing?

753
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 2: I stuck it in the tree. Don't worry about the

754
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 2: camera at the back, that little blue light. You won't

755
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: go blind. Tell me this, do you think if I

756
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 2: got two birds, like if I bought two rainbow lower

757
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 2: heats and put them in the box, say for twenty

758
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: four hours with some feed, would they fly away and

759
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: then come back.

760
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: If you touch a bird, no other bird goes near it,

761
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: isn't it. That's what I got told. If you pick

762
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: up a baby bird and try to put it back

763
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: in the nest, the mother will stay away from it

764
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: because it's got your on it.

765
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, mate, that's the problem. Anyway. Joe knows.

766
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 2: And when we walked down when we walked down the

767
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: street on Monday past Joe's house, freedom Day. Freedom Day

768
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 2: must come in, all right, Joe, So we wonder, and

769
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 2: he wanted to show us the lorikeets. I'm going off

770
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: the idea of the lorikeets because the first thing Joe

771
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: did was gave a quick tip about how to clean

772
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 2: your tray betray out a look. See oh yeah, yeah,

773
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: but the ones once a week, yeah, running the sounds.

774
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: At this stage, we've been at Joe's for around twenty

775
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 2: minutes already. You know, Joe hadn't caught up with anybody

776
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 2: for quite a while. So Joe had missed us, I think,

777
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 2: which was really nice because he always says he always says,

778
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 2: Lisa prey and Chi pairs beautiful. Quite keen on Lisa.

779
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: Joe a different type of bird cage he does have.

780
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: It's not a dungeon, just a different kind of birdcage.

781
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: What was great. As we were looking at the lower keats,

782
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: he he then decided because I want to what about

783
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: a photo with the lower keats? Do you ever get

784
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: a photo with the lorikeets? So you know, this is

785
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 2: probably now moving into half an hour. In Joe's backyard,

786
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: which we'd never been before. Was photo time? Was we

787
00:35:53,520 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: all going together now? Then I'll show you go there there, Yeah,

788
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: something got a photover in the backyard which is slightly

789
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 2: moving for forty five minutes, and you know, Joe does

790
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: what I think anybody over sixty does with an iPhone.

791
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: They call you in early and they say, hey, I've

792
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: got to show you this photo or I've got to

793
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 2: play something for you, and you spend the next minute

794
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: looking over their shoulder. It's like when you call everybody

795
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 2: able to watch something and then there's an ad that

796
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 2: you can't flick through for thirty seconds. But you've got

797
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 2: the crowd behind you and you're waiting to entertain everybody.

798
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: So for another ten minutes, next to the bird cage,

799
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: which was piercing my ears because Joe had just fed

800
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: them with a bit of strawberry jam Joe stood there

801
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: trying to find what he wanted to show, and I

802
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 2: mentioned he was a musician, fantastic on the piano, great trumpeter.

803
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: Joe found a piece of music that he'd recorded on

804
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 2: the trumpet, which goes for around and I've just got

805
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 2: a small bit here. I've just got thirty seconds. It

806
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 2: goes for around twelve minutes. Wow. I stood there with

807
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: three kids next to a oracith cage with ten birds

808
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: in my ear while Joe played us a twelve minute

809
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: trumpet song. After being in his backyard for an hour.

810
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: I say, their home. Oh, I see, but I sho

811
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 2: the entire time. Joe's pointing at the phone. Can you

812
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 2: hear this? Can you yep? I can hear the trumpet?

813
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: Joe?

814
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got Can he still pay it? I don't know.

815
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 2: He's got a trumpet sign by Louis Armstrong. Joe's the

816
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 2: real deal. He's very good.

817
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: What a wonderful world.

818
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 2: And then I was just so wrapped. Now that things

819
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: are open this weekend, we can do another hour and

820
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: a half in Joe's backyard.

821
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 3: Can we get a performance by Joe and the Trump

822
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Speaker 3: We could.

823
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 2: Come live to you from Joe's backyard with.

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