WEBVTT - How Hayesy Recently Saved His Daugher's Life 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:05.960 We got get you the ready morning every day, every lady, gentleman, adelaides, 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:08.959 But joke, pariking is hard. 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:10.280 Can't tell you that much. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:11.639 She's proven that over the gym. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:12.360 Oh I haven't. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.000 People make it look easy like your wife. Other people 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:17.960 make it look extremely difficulty. 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:19.840 And to go at defense for me. Maybe it's because 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:20.960 she does so much of it. 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:25.080 Okay, oh man, you know they call that weaponizing confidence. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:26.880 Oh, cars are good at parenting. I'm just going to 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:27.440 let her do. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.880 All of it, so that's cool. Yeah, okay, very good. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:31.800 We had a bit of a moment, well, she had 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.519 a moment of motivation on the weekend. Okay. She woke 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:36.320 up like four to thirty, couldn't get back to sleep, 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:38.279 and the kids were still sleeping. Sometimes they get up nice. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:39.680 Now she said, you know what's stuff and I'm going 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:43.159 to run Mount Lofty. I'm doing it. Whoa, yeah, I'm 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:45.360 going up there. It's a big ordiero. Go to drive there, 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.120 find a park and go up there, come back down 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:48.720 and get back in your car and come home. It's 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.760 a big, solid operation. Sometimes takes sort of our twenty minutes. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:54.200 So while she was doing that, she's like, guess what 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.440 big fella. Yeah, you know in charge o. God, got 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.880 the kids are going to get I've got to feed them, 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.279 got to make sure they don't die. Yeah, that's big 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:04.080 responsibility kids these days. So there was one particular time, 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.880 We're about fifty minutes into the expedition of me parenting solo, 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.720 and I went, look, I can't do this anymore. I 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.720 need to go to the toilet. It just sort of 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:14.360 hit me. It must have had a coffee and just 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.119 went bang, I've got to get this out tonight. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:20.080 I man, isn't coffee just one of the Gretst cleanses, 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:20.520 isn't it? 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:20.800 Yeah? 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:22.360 Coffee is like, hey, what are up to you? Gosh 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.720 and TV. No, You're going to the toilet right now. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.680 I've decided. And just before I did that, a lot 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.840 of my four year old said I want some toast, 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.400 and I said, just wait up a second. I will 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.600 make you some toasts as soon as I'm done with this, yes, 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.399 And then she said how about I make the toast? 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.960 And I went sure, okay, but my guess, look after yourself, 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:44.880 be self sufficient. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:46.360 To tell everyone how old lot is. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.040 Just four, Yeah, it did strike me as well that 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:53.640 she's never made toast. No Anyway, long story short, I 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.280 was finished throughing my business in the bathroom and I 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.560 came out to something that absolutely shocked me. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:00.760 Okay, can I just hold you there before you tell 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.600 the rest of this story. When you said you finished 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.400 doing business, we all know in here and no, but 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:08.680 that can take anywhere from fifty to forty five minutes. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.080 I promise it was quick because I was on the 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.240 clock and I knew that a bunch of kids out 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.239 there up to all sorts two notes. So I came 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.680 out and the first thing that I saw, which was 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.160 probably an image which is really being going to shock 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:24.040 me for the rest of my life, i'd say, is 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.040 Lotty and also my one and a half year old 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.440 somehow up on the kitchen bench next to the toaster. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:34.680 And what was in Lotty's hand was a knife getting 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.640 ready to dig out the toaster from the toaster. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:38.720 Oh my god. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.440 So at that time and I just had this sort 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.320 of moment. I was like, oh my very goodness. And 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.880 the first thing I said was freeze, don't do what 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.600 I think you're about to do. The floor is lover, 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.280 but also the floor is lover, but also I don't 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.200 want to get that idea in your head of sticking 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.480 a knife in the toaster. So I said to her, 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.320 did you put that in there? Said no, no, no, 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:01.399 but Cliche was about to took her off, and then 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.440 she ran off and I was like, oh, do I 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.720 even say to her you should don't ever do that 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:07.959 to put the idea on her head. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.600 Well, it's difficult with Lotty because everything's back to front 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.880 day one percent. So everything you say don't do is 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.000 a challenge to your four year old. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.560 One unless you're like, do please do this? Yes, and 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.400 then maybe like okay, I've turned the corner and she 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.840 does it. So I was like, oh gosh, we do it, 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.280 just don't feel ideas in her head. And then Carra 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.640 came home and I ended up going for run and 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.640 then I almost had to stop midway running. I was like, 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:32.960 I started thinking about it. I'm like if I was 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.720 like thirty seconds late, oh my gosh, or what for 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.920 whatever reason she got that idea of the she jammed 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.400 the knife and then toaster, and then I was like, 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.000 oh my god, is this one of those moments. What 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.040 if my one and a half fie old sonny, what 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.520 if he sheammed the knife then toast? 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:46.640 That? 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.720 Oh I makes you feel sick. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:49.880 It's awful, isn't it. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:55.440 But the lesson here is four year olds and electrical 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:58.480 appliances shouldn't be left unsupervised. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.440 Yes, one hundred percent. Also, ladies and gentlemen, pray for 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.440 me because I know the kids and my wife in 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.920 the car right now, she'd be hearing this story for 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:15.640 the first time. It doesn't help. Let's do this yah 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.919 hard to make up what we said that it's Melbourne stinks, 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:21.719 meln steck, Melbourne stinks and the prices will blow your 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:22.440 socks off. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.200 We went to Melbourne for a couple of days and 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.359 don't get me wrong, love the sporting aspect of Melbourne. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.839 But some of it I could take or leave, Like 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:31.919 the moment that I nearly stepped on a dead. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.960 Rat, yes, which was as big as your foot. 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:34.200 Yeah. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:35.720 Would you inform me because I said, if that thing 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.320 had popped all over my shoe, I would have thrown 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:37.760 out my shoes. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:38.800 And you said, you can't pop there. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.960 You can't pop a rat. Okay, it's not like squishing 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:47.080 a spider foen abusing the phone lines. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.920 So anyway, there are aspects of Melbourne that really really suck, 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:54.760 and one of them was we went just for a 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.839 very casual lunch, bit of thy food, and we walked away, 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.640 and because it was a public holiday, there was a 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:03.880 search and it was two one hundred and eighty dollars, 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.120 which nearly brought me to tears. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.280 And we just assume that you accidentally went to some 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.240 super fancy restaurant, which you can do when you don't 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.680 know what's doing in Melbourne. You can end up in 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.360 a really really fancy place. You thought I'd just get 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:14.839 a stock stand of time. It turns out it cost 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:15.880 you over nearly three hundred bucks. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:17.760 Well, I think that the first era was we went 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.440 to South Bank. So that's that class a very classic 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.080 expensive area. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:26.640 O south Bank. Oh okay mate, I'm a North Bank operator, Yeah, 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:32.360 but you are. A Reddit used a shared a photo 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.599 of a receipt from Melbourne Airport revealing a total of 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.200 forty six dollars at fifty eight for a very very 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:41.080 stock standard meal. So we're talking a ham and cheese 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:45.279 toasty yep, which should cost you six bucks. I reckon 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.120 if from the local deli that costs fourteen dollars fifty 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.360 with an additional And this has got people really really 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:54.160 grassed up. Two dollars fifty charge for a single slice 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:58.640 of tomato. Oh okay, I'm mad. A medium almond milk 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:02.320 at Latte costing eight dollars fifty, a stone wood paler 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.520 which cost it fifteen dollars, and then a little six 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.520 dollars and ten cents church charge applied due to Anzac 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.640 Day public holiday. My very goodness. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.960 Well, my question is why are you having an almond 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.120 milk law Ta combined with a stone and wood parlor? 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:16.960 That's great? 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.320 Who's mixing milk with beer? 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.200 Who's mixing your coffee with a beer. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:21.200 That's where you went wrong. 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.000 I think that's where this goes. So that's forty six 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.359 dollars fifty for that little meal. I don't know, but 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:27.040 you know what. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.320 I also take unbridge to people who complain about the 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.240 cost of things at airports, because you know what you're 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:32.840 going to get, right. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:33.159 Yeah. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.920 If you know, if you've left your snacking too late 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.520 and you have to eat at the airport or you 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.360 have to have a drink at the airport, you're in trouble. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.520 I won't say exactly where it was, but remember when 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.720 we were you were part of this. Remember a few 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.760 years ago when we used to have to stalk ISAAC 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:54.040 rankin coming in from Gold Coast, so in ISAAC Ranking 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.760 when it was announced. So he announced that he wanted 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.520 a trade to Adelaide. So we were like, oh great, 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.560 now we have to camp at the air waiting for 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.960 ISAAC Ranking. For what was a month, every single day, 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.120 every sports journal was camping at Adelaide Airport waiting for 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.200 him to come in. And it was only we worked 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:10.840 out there was only one flight that was coming in. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.520 It was like the three o'clock three or. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.080 Four o'clock in the afternoon from the Goldie. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.239 Yeah, from Jeed saw something directly from the Gold Coast, 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.840 but he could have come from Brisbane, who knows. So 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.120 we will earn a lad to just turn up this 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:22.480 one thing. And I ended up getting the stage where 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.440 i'd be like the first sort of week I ended up. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.480 I found out I was spending about sixty five seventy 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:29.880 bucks each and every day at the airport, true story. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.880 I was taking out mortgages to pay for my time 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.120 waiting for ISAAC Ranking. And he wasn't turning up by 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:36.400 the way. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.360 Yeah, and then because it was late in the afternoon 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:41.200 by this stage, we were like, oh God, I want 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:41.440 to go. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:42.320 And get a beer in a book. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.920 Yeah, and we do that, and we do that and 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:45.280 we go cool, We'll just go and you know, we'll 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:47.600 just go get a beer. Yeah, maybe something to wait 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.320 and you're like cool, Now that's twenty eight bucks AND's like, oh, 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:52.560 my wife's going to kill me. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.080 She's going to cut off my allowance for the next week. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.080 So the key message is just don't need airports. Is 0:07:59.080 --> 0:07:59.600 that what we've gone? 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.320 Take ziploc bag full of snacks. 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:05.239 No one's going to jackle thirty morning. 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.880 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.680 contain how to all content, graphic language, and nudity, not 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.400 that you'll see it if easily offended, well, you're about 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:17.240 to find out just how easily your father. He's only 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.760 money Jody and haz six for. 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.480 Joe as a pornography and things he is. I'm going 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.600 to hand this over to you. What if you got 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:28.320 first this morning? 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.480 Love what you do this? I love when you do 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:31.880 this and say how you take care of this? 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:32.320 Run it? 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.840 And then you throw. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.160 Me so hard under the buck as a woman who 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.559 loves pornography, Joe, do you take it away? 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:43.480 What have you got because us wholesome figures. Okay, we're very, 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.040 very uneducated in this space. 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.720 Well, let me put this back on your favorite pawn genre. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:52.400 Ooh god, oh god, thank you, wow wow. And it 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.800 doesn't feel good being on the other end of it. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:57.760 Doesn't know. I'm not a genre guy. Sorry I should 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:06.480 say that again. I'm not a porn guy. It's a 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.560 confusing this conversation. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:09.839 So very confusing, isn't it. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.640 Okay, did you know, my good friend that tan lines 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:18.320 is a legitimate porn category. So this is just actually 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.280 a really dangerous and alarming trend. You see girls getting 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.480 around maybe with the strapless top now and they've got 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.880 the thin white lines through their points arend at the moment, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.360 I don't know. I don't know, and like I don't 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.760 want to go all Aunt Jody on you. But when 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.880 I was younger on the Gold Coast, I would lie 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.800 in my backyard and Babe dows douse myself in a 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.520 gallon of baby oil and lie in the sun. And 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.560 I've got so much sun damage on my chest. I 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.760 can't begin to tell you it is, like it is 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.480 for your longevity. It's not good not to mention the 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.800 skin cancer risk. Anyway, back to porn. So if this 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.920 apparently is a thing, you can google it and say 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.640 tan line porn, thank you very much and upper pops. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.720 And also there's also girls producing. You were saying in 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:06.880 this because as a fellow porn enthusiasm dirty Bird prod you, Molly, 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.439 this is like people are going to get spray tends 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.440 with the lot Oh my gosh, so they. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.240 Wear their bikini in there and then get the tan 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:18.360 over the bikini. Yeah, get that look smart, which is 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:19.320 kind of smart. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.200 Well, it's smarter doing it that way. There's low damage 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:23.880 than lying in the sun like. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.480 A little pigan and rotisseri based in baby oil. 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:30.280 This is crazy and such aggressive news for me, not 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.040 just a tanning thing, but also like this whole pornography situation, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.040 if one was to do, I don't know, some sort 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.679 of research, what would be the best spot to. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.480 Go to and which computer I don't know, which workplace 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:42.640 I don't know, mate, I'd be. 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.840 Honest, my computer's pretty compromised. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.680 But the best thing about that, now, produce mo is 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:51.320 you could genuinely look at pornography now and be like, hey, guys, 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.320 it's just work. It's just work, just doing some research, 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:54.680 not the. 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:57.679 Quick question without noticing what's that? What's that tanning that 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.720 some boys like to do paranem. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.040 Yeah, yeah, no, tan lines are made very very even. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:07.160 In fact, the strangest area is more tan than everywhere else. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.959 Could you believe that he sort of fades off as 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:11.800 it gets to a chest? 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.320 You've taken the instruction to salute the sun very seriously? 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:24.280 Indeed, exactly is there a genre for that? Taking a 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.200 flight from one city to another, whether it's work and 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.680 especially if it's a holiday, should be a very very relaxing, 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:29.679 positive experience. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.960 I feel like the only flight where things go pear 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:37.120 shaped here in Australia is like Melbourne to Balley. That's 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:41.040 when things often go wrong. They call it the Bogan fly. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.559 Yes, and isn't the most the loosest flight of all 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.720 time the one from wherever it is in England to 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.160 Betha or something. Oh, there's one of those sort of 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.040 party routes which is notoriously loose. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:54.840 Well, let's add Philadelphia to Chicago to the list, because 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.480 a female passenger on Southwest Airlines flight four one eight 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:03.199 from those two cities allegedly strip naked and wait for it, 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:05.160 defecated on her seat. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:10.040 No that's one number one rule on flying. Don't defecate 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.960 on the seat, don't do yourself. I can't stress that enough. 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.040 No to my kids all the time. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:19.360 So Southwest Airlines confirm the incident, stating that police and 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.680 medical personnel were called to handle the situation. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:25.640 The aircraft was taken out of service for deep cleaning. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.120 Cleaning this for that, because you don't want to be 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.680 in twenty eight f after that woman has been in 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:33.160 that seat. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.280 Yeah, a couple of things take from it, though, I'm 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:37.720 so thankful she did it as a plane was landing, 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:38.520 not taking off. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:38.760 True. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.640 True, And also I did like the statement that Southwest 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.160 Airlines put out there as well. Nothing is more important 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:46.840 to Southwest than the safety of our customers and employees. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:50.480 And we appreciate the professionalism of our flight crew when 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.840 they were cleaning. Shit. That last bit wasn't in there. 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:59.240 Let's talk communication via the telephone. This is an outrageous statistic. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.680 Five percent of people say they're afraid of phone calls, 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.840 that is, having a proper conversation on the phone. So 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.560 that means Gen Z and millennials they express more anxiety 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.400 than millennials and they completely dread phone calls. So what 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:17.600 they'd rather do instead is text. Yeah, It's it's hard 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.839 to navigate this space as someone who loves a phone 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.200 call versus a text. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:23.160 You love a phone call. 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.920 I love to say so much to say you love it. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.079 I mean, sometimes I'm like, can you just text me? 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.840 But what do you think that? Sometimes sometimes. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.680 Said no, especially when you decide to call me because 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:37.640 this is your favorite thing to do. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:39.480 Is when you're on a run and. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:46.080 It's like, so theation waited by how do you think 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:47.520 that the show went this morning? 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:51.880 I'm like, God, the pounding as well the pounding. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.600 And also this is another observation of you, and don't 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.920 take this personally, but I can tell when you're in 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.319 channel seven during the day as opposed to when you're 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:04.200 by yourself, because the way that you answer the phone 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.959 is so vastly different. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.920 So if you're at work, you'll be like, hey, what's 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:10.360 going on? 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.240 Like that, But if you're in the car by yourself, 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.679 you'll pick up the phone and you'll be like. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.760 That work, I'm like, oh, there is call on one 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.640 of his mates again. Instead, I got to disguise Hello, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.960 it's Andrew speaking. As soon as I get outside, what's 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:27.640 going on? 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:31.280 Oh sor I think, and this is very unfair to 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.760 all my friends and family, But I very much depend 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.520 on what sort of mood I'm in if I want 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.880 to text or if I want a phone call, and 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.960 it's up to you, as my friend, to ascertain what 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.000 sort of headspace I'm in, and you then need to 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:45.920 decide you're. 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.760 The kidding Do put that sort of pressure on me? 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.400 You think I'm intelligent enough to work out exactly what's 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:51.720 going on? 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:52.680 That's a good point. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.040 No, wait all see with most blokes and especially myself, 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:57.920 I just got to be straight down the line. So look, 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:00.760 I've got to go. This not a good time for me. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.080 Don't want to talk or text me or something like that, 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:06.040 and I'll go. I'll take it personally, sure, but I 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:07.240 need the message to live it like that. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.280 Your mates, you do they like a chat? Or are 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:10.800 they texted? 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.480 It's fifty to fifty are open because there's a lot 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:17.320 of mates that you speak to and yeah, they just 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.720 won't pick up the call. Yeah, And I take it personally. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.120 When you call someone they text. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:24.600 You back, Oh god, you're a sensitive little I'll look to. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.640 Call someone and they text you about like sorry, miss 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:29.120 your call. What's up? No no, no, no, no no no, 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:30.800 that's no call for a call. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:31.760 That's your cues. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.360 This is what I'm saying. That's your cues that you 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.320 need to pick up where you need to go. Okay, 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.680 that person's obviously not in the mood. Don't take it personally. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:40.320 It's just the headspace that they're in. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.520 Yeah. Probably, It depends as well on how old you are. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.480 Younger generations who grew up with texting and instant messaging 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.880 may have less experience with phone conversations, leading to discomfort 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.720 or anxiety. Don't know how to wrap up a conversation. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.760 I still don't know how to wrap up a conversation. 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:58.760 You don't You always a talk for hours? So, Molly, 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.080 you're a big voice memo check, aren't you. 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.960 I'm obsessed. It's the best way to communicate. But that's like, 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:05.880 isn't that like? 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.040 It's like when my mum calls me and I can 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.000 clearly see that there's a miscall, which you'll leave them 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:15.120 voice message anyway, just say hi darling, just calling. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:15.400 For a chat. 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.920 I'm like, guess mom, I can see I can see 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.280 the miss call, So that, to me, a voice memo 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.880 is the same as a voicemail so different. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:23.800 Why a memo? 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.280 You just hold down that button and you could talk 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:27.280 for five minutes. 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.280 How do you do that? How long do they usually 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:29.520 go for? 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.680 It depends what it is, and it depends who I'm 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.880 talking to. But I probably have maybe four or five 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.000 friends that I do back and forth memos with. It's 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:41.080 great because you can just do whatever you're doing, reply 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.720 when you need to. You listen while you're doing your 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.880 dishes or whatever to their five minutes, and then you 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:47.920 go back with whatever you have to say. It's a 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:52.640 phone call with convenience. What do you mean you have 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.440 a conversation on the problem If I can't talk for 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.640 an hour, which is what it usually is with certain friends, 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.960 but I've got thirty minutes. I can just get out 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.080 all the facts I need to tell them. Then she 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.960 said this, Then this happened, and then it's done. 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:08.520 Yeah, well do you know what's convenience about that? You 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:10.560 don't have the awkwardness of knowing when to wrap up 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:11.960 the conversation. That's true. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:13.600 That is quid. 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.199