Speaker 1: We got get you the ready morning every day, every lady, gentleman, adelaides,
Speaker 1: But joke, pariking is hard.
Speaker 2: Can't tell you that much.
Speaker 3: She's proven that over the gym.
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't.
Speaker 4: People make it look easy like your wife. Other people
Speaker 4: make it look extremely difficulty.
Speaker 2: And to go at defense for me. Maybe it's because
Speaker 2: she does so much of it.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh man, you know they call that weaponizing confidence.
Speaker 3: Oh, cars are good at parenting. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: let her do.
Speaker 2: All of it, so that's cool. Yeah, okay, very good.
Speaker 2: We had a bit of a moment, well, she had
Speaker 2: a moment of motivation on the weekend. Okay. She woke
Speaker 2: up like four to thirty, couldn't get back to sleep,
Speaker 2: and the kids were still sleeping. Sometimes they get up nice.
Speaker 2: Now she said, you know what's stuff and I'm going
Speaker 2: to run Mount Lofty. I'm doing it. Whoa, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: going up there. It's a big ordiero. Go to drive there,
Speaker 2: find a park and go up there, come back down
Speaker 2: and get back in your car and come home. It's
Speaker 2: a big, solid operation. Sometimes takes sort of our twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: So while she was doing that, she's like, guess what
Speaker 2: big fella. Yeah, you know in charge o. God, got
Speaker 2: the kids are going to get I've got to feed them,
Speaker 2: got to make sure they don't die. Yeah, that's big
Speaker 2: responsibility kids these days. So there was one particular time,
Speaker 2: We're about fifty minutes into the expedition of me parenting solo,
Speaker 2: and I went, look, I can't do this anymore. I
Speaker 2: need to go to the toilet. It just sort of
Speaker 2: hit me. It must have had a coffee and just
Speaker 2: went bang, I've got to get this out tonight.
Speaker 4: I man, isn't coffee just one of the Gretst cleanses,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Coffee is like, hey, what are up to you? Gosh
Speaker 2: and TV. No, You're going to the toilet right now.
Speaker 2: I've decided. And just before I did that, a lot
Speaker 2: of my four year old said I want some toast,
Speaker 2: and I said, just wait up a second. I will
Speaker 2: make you some toasts as soon as I'm done with this, yes,
Speaker 2: And then she said how about I make the toast?
Speaker 2: And I went sure, okay, but my guess, look after yourself,
Speaker 2: be self sufficient.
Speaker 3: To tell everyone how old lot is.
Speaker 2: Just four, Yeah, it did strike me as well that
Speaker 2: she's never made toast. No Anyway, long story short, I
Speaker 2: was finished throughing my business in the bathroom and I
Speaker 2: came out to something that absolutely shocked me.
Speaker 4: Okay, can I just hold you there before you tell
Speaker 4: the rest of this story. When you said you finished
Speaker 4: doing business, we all know in here and no, but
Speaker 4: that can take anywhere from fifty to forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: I promise it was quick because I was on the
Speaker 2: clock and I knew that a bunch of kids out
Speaker 2: there up to all sorts two notes. So I came
Speaker 2: out and the first thing that I saw, which was
Speaker 2: probably an image which is really being going to shock
Speaker 2: me for the rest of my life, i'd say, is
Speaker 2: Lotty and also my one and a half year old
Speaker 2: somehow up on the kitchen bench next to the toaster.
Speaker 2: And what was in Lotty's hand was a knife getting
Speaker 2: ready to dig out the toaster from the toaster.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So at that time and I just had this sort
Speaker 2: of moment. I was like, oh my very goodness. And
Speaker 2: the first thing I said was freeze, don't do what
Speaker 2: I think you're about to do. The floor is lover,
Speaker 2: but also the floor is lover, but also I don't
Speaker 2: want to get that idea in your head of sticking
Speaker 2: a knife in the toaster. So I said to her,
Speaker 2: did you put that in there? Said no, no, no,
Speaker 2: but Cliche was about to took her off, and then
Speaker 2: she ran off and I was like, oh, do I
Speaker 2: even say to her you should don't ever do that
Speaker 2: to put the idea on her head.
Speaker 4: Well, it's difficult with Lotty because everything's back to front
Speaker 4: day one percent. So everything you say don't do is
Speaker 4: a challenge to your four year old.
Speaker 2: One unless you're like, do please do this? Yes, and
Speaker 2: then maybe like okay, I've turned the corner and she
Speaker 2: does it. So I was like, oh gosh, we do it,
Speaker 2: just don't feel ideas in her head. And then Carra
Speaker 2: came home and I ended up going for run and
Speaker 2: then I almost had to stop midway running. I was like,
Speaker 2: I started thinking about it. I'm like if I was
Speaker 2: like thirty seconds late, oh my gosh, or what for
Speaker 2: whatever reason she got that idea of the she jammed
Speaker 2: the knife and then toaster, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is this one of those moments. What
Speaker 2: if my one and a half fie old sonny, what
Speaker 2: if he sheammed the knife then toast?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: Oh I makes you feel sick.
Speaker 3: It's awful, isn't it.
Speaker 4: But the lesson here is four year olds and electrical
Speaker 4: appliances shouldn't be left unsupervised.
Speaker 2: Yes, one hundred percent. Also, ladies and gentlemen, pray for
Speaker 2: me because I know the kids and my wife in
Speaker 2: the car right now, she'd be hearing this story for
Speaker 2: the first time. It doesn't help. Let's do this yah
Speaker 2: hard to make up what we said that it's Melbourne stinks,
Speaker 2: meln steck, Melbourne stinks and the prices will blow your
Speaker 2: socks off.
Speaker 4: We went to Melbourne for a couple of days and
Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, love the sporting aspect of Melbourne.
Speaker 4: But some of it I could take or leave, Like
Speaker 4: the moment that I nearly stepped on a dead.
Speaker 2: Rat, yes, which was as big as your foot.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Would you inform me because I said, if that thing
Speaker 4: had popped all over my shoe, I would have thrown
Speaker 4: out my shoes.
Speaker 3: And you said, you can't pop there.
Speaker 2: You can't pop a rat. Okay, it's not like squishing
Speaker 2: a spider foen abusing the phone lines.
Speaker 4: So anyway, there are aspects of Melbourne that really really suck,
Speaker 4: and one of them was we went just for a
Speaker 4: very casual lunch, bit of thy food, and we walked away,
Speaker 4: and because it was a public holiday, there was a
Speaker 4: search and it was two one hundred and eighty dollars,
Speaker 4: which nearly brought me to tears.
Speaker 2: And we just assume that you accidentally went to some
Speaker 2: super fancy restaurant, which you can do when you don't
Speaker 2: know what's doing in Melbourne. You can end up in
Speaker 2: a really really fancy place. You thought I'd just get
Speaker 2: a stock stand of time. It turns out it cost
Speaker 2: you over nearly three hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that the first era was we went
Speaker 4: to South Bank. So that's that class a very classic
Speaker 4: expensive area.
Speaker 2: O south Bank. Oh okay mate, I'm a North Bank operator, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you are. A Reddit used a shared a photo
Speaker 2: of a receipt from Melbourne Airport revealing a total of
Speaker 2: forty six dollars at fifty eight for a very very
Speaker 2: stock standard meal. So we're talking a ham and cheese
Speaker 2: toasty yep, which should cost you six bucks. I reckon
Speaker 2: if from the local deli that costs fourteen dollars fifty
Speaker 2: with an additional And this has got people really really
Speaker 2: grassed up. Two dollars fifty charge for a single slice
Speaker 2: of tomato. Oh okay, I'm mad. A medium almond milk
Speaker 2: at Latte costing eight dollars fifty, a stone wood paler
Speaker 2: which cost it fifteen dollars, and then a little six
Speaker 2: dollars and ten cents church charge applied due to Anzac
Speaker 2: Day public holiday. My very goodness.
Speaker 4: Well, my question is why are you having an almond
Speaker 4: milk law Ta combined with a stone and wood parlor?
Speaker 3: That's great?
Speaker 2: Who's mixing milk with beer?
Speaker 3: Who's mixing your coffee with a beer.
Speaker 2: That's where you went wrong.
Speaker 3: I think that's where this goes. So that's forty six
Speaker 3: dollars fifty for that little meal. I don't know, but
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 4: I also take unbridge to people who complain about the
Speaker 4: cost of things at airports, because you know what you're
Speaker 4: going to get, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you know, if you've left your snacking too late
Speaker 4: and you have to eat at the airport or you
Speaker 4: have to have a drink at the airport, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: I won't say exactly where it was, but remember when
Speaker 2: we were you were part of this. Remember a few
Speaker 2: years ago when we used to have to stalk ISAAC
Speaker 2: rankin coming in from Gold Coast, so in ISAAC Ranking
Speaker 2: when it was announced. So he announced that he wanted
Speaker 2: a trade to Adelaide. So we were like, oh great,
Speaker 2: now we have to camp at the air waiting for
Speaker 2: ISAAC Ranking. For what was a month, every single day,
Speaker 2: every sports journal was camping at Adelaide Airport waiting for
Speaker 2: him to come in. And it was only we worked
Speaker 2: out there was only one flight that was coming in.
Speaker 2: It was like the three o'clock three or.
Speaker 3: Four o'clock in the afternoon from the Goldie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from Jeed saw something directly from the Gold Coast,
Speaker 2: but he could have come from Brisbane, who knows. So
Speaker 2: we will earn a lad to just turn up this
Speaker 2: one thing. And I ended up getting the stage where
Speaker 2: i'd be like the first sort of week I ended up.
Speaker 2: I found out I was spending about sixty five seventy
Speaker 2: bucks each and every day at the airport, true story.
Speaker 2: I was taking out mortgages to pay for my time
Speaker 2: waiting for ISAAC Ranking. And he wasn't turning up by
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then because it was late in the afternoon
Speaker 4: by this stage, we were like, oh God, I want
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 3: And get a beer in a book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we do that, and we do that and
Speaker 2: we go cool, We'll just go and you know, we'll
Speaker 2: just go get a beer. Yeah, maybe something to wait
Speaker 2: and you're like cool, Now that's twenty eight bucks AND's like, oh,
Speaker 2: my wife's going to kill me.
Speaker 3: She's going to cut off my allowance for the next week.
Speaker 2: So the key message is just don't need airports. Is
Speaker 2: that what we've gone?
Speaker 3: Take ziploc bag full of snacks.
Speaker 2: No one's going to jackle thirty morning.
Speaker 7: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 7: contain how to all content, graphic language, and nudity, not
Speaker 7: that you'll see it if easily offended, well, you're about
Speaker 7: to find out just how easily your father. He's only
Speaker 7: money Jody and haz six for.
Speaker 2: Joe as a pornography and things he is. I'm going
Speaker 2: to hand this over to you. What if you got
Speaker 2: first this morning?
Speaker 3: Love what you do this? I love when you do
Speaker 3: this and say how you take care of this?
Speaker 8: Run it?
Speaker 3: And then you throw.
Speaker 4: Me so hard under the buck as a woman who
Speaker 4: loves pornography, Joe, do you take it away?
Speaker 2: What have you got because us wholesome figures. Okay, we're very,
Speaker 2: very uneducated in this space.
Speaker 3: Well, let me put this back on your favorite pawn genre.
Speaker 2: Ooh god, oh god, thank you, wow wow. And it
Speaker 2: doesn't feel good being on the other end of it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't know. I'm not a genre guy. Sorry I should
Speaker 2: say that again. I'm not a porn guy. It's a
Speaker 2: confusing this conversation.
Speaker 3: So very confusing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you know, my good friend that tan lines
Speaker 4: is a legitimate porn category. So this is just actually
Speaker 4: a really dangerous and alarming trend. You see girls getting
Speaker 4: around maybe with the strapless top now and they've got
Speaker 4: the thin white lines through their points arend at the moment,
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, and like I don't
Speaker 4: want to go all Aunt Jody on you. But when
Speaker 4: I was younger on the Gold Coast, I would lie
Speaker 4: in my backyard and Babe dows douse myself in a
Speaker 4: gallon of baby oil and lie in the sun. And
Speaker 4: I've got so much sun damage on my chest. I
Speaker 4: can't begin to tell you it is, like it is
Speaker 4: for your longevity. It's not good not to mention the
Speaker 4: skin cancer risk. Anyway, back to porn. So if this
Speaker 4: apparently is a thing, you can google it and say
Speaker 4: tan line porn, thank you very much and upper pops.
Speaker 4: And also there's also girls producing. You were saying in
Speaker 4: this because as a fellow porn enthusiasm dirty Bird prod you, Molly,
Speaker 4: this is like people are going to get spray tends
Speaker 4: with the lot Oh my gosh, so they.
Speaker 9: Wear their bikini in there and then get the tan
Speaker 9: over the bikini. Yeah, get that look smart, which is
Speaker 9: kind of smart.
Speaker 4: Well, it's smarter doing it that way. There's low damage
Speaker 4: than lying in the sun like.
Speaker 3: A little pigan and rotisseri based in baby oil.
Speaker 2: This is crazy and such aggressive news for me, not
Speaker 2: just a tanning thing, but also like this whole pornography situation,
Speaker 2: if one was to do, I don't know, some sort
Speaker 2: of research, what would be the best spot to.
Speaker 4: Go to and which computer I don't know, which workplace
Speaker 4: I don't know, mate, I'd be.
Speaker 9: Honest, my computer's pretty compromised.
Speaker 2: But the best thing about that, now, produce mo is
Speaker 2: you could genuinely look at pornography now and be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: it's just work. It's just work, just doing some research,
Speaker 2: not the.
Speaker 4: Quick question without noticing what's that? What's that tanning that
Speaker 4: some boys like to do paranem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, tan lines are made very very even.
Speaker 2: In fact, the strangest area is more tan than everywhere else.
Speaker 2: Could you believe that he sort of fades off as
Speaker 2: it gets to a chest?
Speaker 4: You've taken the instruction to salute the sun very seriously?
Speaker 2: Indeed, exactly is there a genre for that? Taking a
Speaker 2: flight from one city to another, whether it's work and
Speaker 2: especially if it's a holiday, should be a very very relaxing,
Speaker 2: positive experience.
Speaker 4: I feel like the only flight where things go pear
Speaker 4: shaped here in Australia is like Melbourne to Balley. That's
Speaker 4: when things often go wrong. They call it the Bogan fly.
Speaker 2: Yes, and isn't the most the loosest flight of all
Speaker 2: time the one from wherever it is in England to
Speaker 2: Betha or something. Oh, there's one of those sort of
Speaker 2: party routes which is notoriously loose.
Speaker 4: Well, let's add Philadelphia to Chicago to the list, because
Speaker 4: a female passenger on Southwest Airlines flight four one eight
Speaker 4: from those two cities allegedly strip naked and wait for it,
Speaker 4: defecated on her seat.
Speaker 10: No that's one number one rule on flying. Don't defecate
Speaker 10: on the seat, don't do yourself. I can't stress that enough.
Speaker 10: No to my kids all the time.
Speaker 4: So Southwest Airlines confirm the incident, stating that police and
Speaker 4: medical personnel were called to handle the situation.
Speaker 3: The aircraft was taken out of service for deep cleaning.
Speaker 4: Cleaning this for that, because you don't want to be
Speaker 4: in twenty eight f after that woman has been in
Speaker 4: that seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of things take from it, though, I'm
Speaker 2: so thankful she did it as a plane was landing,
Speaker 2: not taking off.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 2: True, And also I did like the statement that Southwest
Speaker 2: Airlines put out there as well. Nothing is more important
Speaker 2: to Southwest than the safety of our customers and employees.
Speaker 2: And we appreciate the professionalism of our flight crew when
Speaker 2: they were cleaning. Shit. That last bit wasn't in there.
Speaker 2: Let's talk communication via the telephone. This is an outrageous statistic.
Speaker 2: Five percent of people say they're afraid of phone calls,
Speaker 2: that is, having a proper conversation on the phone. So
Speaker 2: that means Gen Z and millennials they express more anxiety
Speaker 2: than millennials and they completely dread phone calls. So what
Speaker 2: they'd rather do instead is text. Yeah, It's it's hard
Speaker 2: to navigate this space as someone who loves a phone
Speaker 2: call versus a text.
Speaker 3: You love a phone call.
Speaker 4: I love to say so much to say you love it.
Speaker 4: I mean, sometimes I'm like, can you just text me?
Speaker 2: But what do you think that? Sometimes sometimes.
Speaker 4: Said no, especially when you decide to call me because
Speaker 4: this is your favorite thing to do.
Speaker 3: Is when you're on a run and.
Speaker 4: It's like, so theation waited by how do you think
Speaker 4: that the show went this morning?
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, the pounding as well the pounding.
Speaker 4: And also this is another observation of you, and don't
Speaker 4: take this personally, but I can tell when you're in
Speaker 4: channel seven during the day as opposed to when you're
Speaker 4: by yourself, because the way that you answer the phone
Speaker 4: is so vastly different.
Speaker 3: So if you're at work, you'll be like, hey, what's
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 4: Like that, But if you're in the car by yourself,
Speaker 4: you'll pick up the phone and you'll be like.
Speaker 2: That work, I'm like, oh, there is call on one
Speaker 2: of his mates again. Instead, I got to disguise Hello,
Speaker 2: it's Andrew speaking. As soon as I get outside, what's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 4: Oh sor I think, and this is very unfair to
Speaker 4: all my friends and family, But I very much depend
Speaker 4: on what sort of mood I'm in if I want
Speaker 4: to text or if I want a phone call, and
Speaker 4: it's up to you, as my friend, to ascertain what
Speaker 4: sort of headspace I'm in, and you then need to
Speaker 4: decide you're.
Speaker 2: The kidding Do put that sort of pressure on me?
Speaker 2: You think I'm intelligent enough to work out exactly what's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: No, wait all see with most blokes and especially myself,
Speaker 2: I just got to be straight down the line. So look,
Speaker 2: I've got to go. This not a good time for me.
Speaker 2: Don't want to talk or text me or something like that,
Speaker 2: and I'll go. I'll take it personally, sure, but I
Speaker 2: need the message to live it like that.
Speaker 3: Your mates, you do they like a chat? Or are
Speaker 3: they texted?
Speaker 2: It's fifty to fifty are open because there's a lot
Speaker 2: of mates that you speak to and yeah, they just
Speaker 2: won't pick up the call. Yeah, And I take it personally.
Speaker 2: When you call someone they text.
Speaker 3: You back, Oh god, you're a sensitive little I'll look to.
Speaker 2: Call someone and they text you about like sorry, miss
Speaker 2: your call. What's up? No no, no, no, no no no,
Speaker 2: that's no call for a call.
Speaker 3: That's your cues.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying. That's your cues that you
Speaker 4: need to pick up where you need to go. Okay,
Speaker 4: that person's obviously not in the mood. Don't take it personally.
Speaker 4: It's just the headspace that they're in.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Probably, It depends as well on how old you are.
Speaker 2: Younger generations who grew up with texting and instant messaging
Speaker 2: may have less experience with phone conversations, leading to discomfort
Speaker 2: or anxiety. Don't know how to wrap up a conversation.
Speaker 2: I still don't know how to wrap up a conversation.
Speaker 4: You don't You always a talk for hours? So, Molly,
Speaker 4: you're a big voice memo check, aren't you.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed. It's the best way to communicate. But that's like,
Speaker 3: isn't that like?
Speaker 4: It's like when my mum calls me and I can
Speaker 4: clearly see that there's a miscall, which you'll leave them
Speaker 4: voice message anyway, just say hi darling, just calling.
Speaker 3: For a chat.
Speaker 4: I'm like, guess mom, I can see I can see
Speaker 4: the miss call, So that, to me, a voice memo
Speaker 4: is the same as a voicemail so different.
Speaker 3: Why a memo?
Speaker 9: You just hold down that button and you could talk
Speaker 9: for five minutes.
Speaker 2: How do you do that? How long do they usually
Speaker 2: go for?
Speaker 9: It depends what it is, and it depends who I'm
Speaker 9: talking to. But I probably have maybe four or five
Speaker 9: friends that I do back and forth memos with. It's
Speaker 9: great because you can just do whatever you're doing, reply
Speaker 9: when you need to. You listen while you're doing your
Speaker 9: dishes or whatever to their five minutes, and then you
Speaker 9: go back with whatever you have to say. It's a
Speaker 9: phone call with convenience. What do you mean you have
Speaker 9: a conversation on the problem If I can't talk for
Speaker 9: an hour, which is what it usually is with certain friends,
Speaker 9: but I've got thirty minutes. I can just get out
Speaker 9: all the facts I need to tell them. Then she
Speaker 9: said this, Then this happened, and then it's done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well do you know what's convenience about that? You
Speaker 2: don't have the awkwardness of knowing when to wrap up
Speaker 2: the conversation. That's true.
Speaker 3: That is quid.
Speaker 4: That is quite frankly, the stupidest thing I've ever had.
Speaker 9: The people be with me on this.
Speaker 3: Okay, you sure, yeah.
Speaker 2: You will put it out there. Yeah, you want to
Speaker 2: put out there by the phone line or the text
Speaker 2: line if you've got thirds thirteen twenty four ten by
Speaker 2: the phone, or text us O full double O nine
Speaker 2: one nine nine one.
Speaker 4: Nine ironically text us to say how much you hate
Speaker 4: having phone calls?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's outrageous, isn't it? Are we done? I don't
Speaker 2: know when to wrap themselves?
Speaker 6: Easy? There she is.
Speaker 2: Look at you like stretching, flexing in your tank top.
Speaker 3: I just okay. It's because I hate losing.
Speaker 4: I hate losing, full stop, and I hate losing to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're aggressively competitive, like two compete if in this space,
Speaker 2: we probably need to talk about it after eight o'clock,
Speaker 2: but right now it is what's the score? What have
Speaker 2: we got? Six to five? Oh my gosh, it's in
Speaker 2: my favorable boy, our boy, it's close.
Speaker 3: Isn't it? Okay, you're nervous.
Speaker 2: Look at you. You can't even do it. We're just
Speaker 2: so nervous, a cootpetitive.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's rip into it. Let's go to Daniel from
Speaker 4: Langhorn Creek. Are you choosing Daniel?
Speaker 2: I'm on to Danny way interesting.
Speaker 4: Kiara from Parry Hills West Hike, Kiara, you got stuck
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, babe.
Speaker 2: No I told you that's all good.
Speaker 3: That's a whole, a whole level of misguided faith. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's six, it's.
Speaker 2: Close, Yeah, all right, yeah, alright, here's the deal. A
Speaker 2: few orchestral songs. We've got to guess them, and whoever wins,
Speaker 2: either Daniel or Kiarra will score a Wallace Cinema Family Pass.
Speaker 2: Produce E Molly does a very good job in the space.
Speaker 2: I think what producer Molly has learned is that you're
Speaker 2: going to be really, really aggressive, and yeah, there's gonna
Speaker 2: be people making all sorts of crazy eye contact and
Speaker 2: maybe threats, et cetera. Just ignore it and be very
Speaker 2: very precise with the song titles and artists.
Speaker 9: All right, let's keep yourself.
Speaker 10: Here.
Speaker 6: That's great question, no doubt.
Speaker 11: Uh, just a girl, he's got it. It's controversial because
Speaker 11: that is not just a.
Speaker 3: Girl just to be loved.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so the orchestra.
Speaker 12: Both of the orficers spoken about luck.
Speaker 6: Right, move on?
Speaker 2: Do we just move on?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was that right though?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Great?
Speaker 3: Oh so did you want me to sing it?
Speaker 2: That works? That actually works nice. All right. See, this
Speaker 2: is what happens because we're not allowed to check the
Speaker 2: button because you're not how to find out the songs.
Speaker 4: Interesting because I would argue that that orchestral version could
Speaker 4: have been lose a week as well, so you know whatever.
Speaker 2: The chestral version was.
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's go.
Speaker 2: All right, Song number two, boy boy, I hope this works,
Speaker 2: do you know?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is Nelly Hotten here, Nelly Hotten here.
Speaker 8: Correct, she's done it.
Speaker 3: I should have been in her.
Speaker 2: That gives you an extra that gives you an extra
Speaker 2: half point. I reckon. Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Last song ye ready to go?
Speaker 3: Is that to be loved from Lizzo?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 2: I can't do that? What are we doing? No, we can't.
Speaker 2: Are we going to do this? We're just going to
Speaker 2: call it a draw this way.
Speaker 3: I always want to give it to Jody because literally.
Speaker 2: Was like literally was like, oh gosh, and I hear
Speaker 2: where the stuff up has happened here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I didn't. I didn't know that the stuff
Speaker 3: that was going to be song three.
Speaker 5: It took so long to work it out even knowing,
Speaker 5: but this.
Speaker 2: Was the first one as well.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm happy to call it a drawer.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to call it a draw in the interest
Speaker 4: of being magnanimous and also fair.
Speaker 3: It's a draw.
Speaker 2: This week, we get it. We're got to starting. Hey,
Speaker 2: Daniel and Kiara, congratulations guys, you both got a family pass.
Speaker 13: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You're saying, okay.
Speaker 2: That's how it's done.
Speaker 3: This is where you thank me for.
Speaker 2: Being actually sorry, sorry, sorry, That is not how it's
Speaker 2: done at all. Next week for a much better version
Speaker 2: of Songs and Song Song Songs, Jode's let's talk communication styles.
Speaker 2: And I've got to say you're very very good communicator.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a bit wordy, but very good communicator.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: When you say sometimes I'm a bit wordy, do you
Speaker 4: mean I use big words that you don't understand.
Speaker 2: There's big wordy words. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is very true.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I reckon. Maybe at least once a day, you'll
Speaker 2: say something and I don't know the word that you've used, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I will then spend the next sort of five
Speaker 2: to ten seconds trying to work out what that word
Speaker 2: means in relation to the rest of the sentence. And
Speaker 2: usually I can work it out. Okay, I spent too
Speaker 2: much time working out that word instead of just listening
Speaker 2: to the sentence. But hey, communication, baby, communication a man?
Speaker 2: How about this? A study has found that women say
Speaker 2: over thirteen thousand more words per day than men sorr
Speaker 2: at average. That's twenty thousand words they used earlier. Why
Speaker 2: of course men take away thirteen thousand. That's seven thousand
Speaker 2: per day. Researchers suggest that this difference is linked to
Speaker 2: brain structure and communication styles, with women generally being more
Speaker 2: expressive and social.
Speaker 3: Okay, can you explain something to me as a man? Right?
Speaker 2: Probably can't if we're using words, but I'll give.
Speaker 6: It a go.
Speaker 4: How many times a day? And let's presume Kara is
Speaker 4: not listening right now? Is she talking to you and
Speaker 4: you are genuinely not soaking in what she's saying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I've got to be better at that because
Speaker 2: she can tell straight away. It's an ability within three
Speaker 2: or four words, I reckon, she knows when I'm not
Speaker 2: paying attention.
Speaker 3: Isn't that so funny?
Speaker 4: Because and this is where it's so unfair, because why,
Speaker 4: I'm the same with my husband. I can tell, I
Speaker 4: can start a sentence and go he's not listening, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's Or I can get midway through a sentence and
Speaker 4: he's walked out of the room.
Speaker 3: So why is the onus on us to read when
Speaker 3: you're not in the moon to listen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's strange, isn't it. On top of that as well,
Speaker 2: she's tasked with so many conversations with our kids one
Speaker 2: and a half, four year old, a seven year old.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a four year old be like mom, mom, I
Speaker 2: had a dream about a dragon. And then she walk
Speaker 2: off and then Carl has got to absorb that information.
Speaker 2: She's taken it all in. Yes, it's an aggressive way
Speaker 2: to absorb it. There it is. There's a lot going on.
Speaker 4: Do you know why why the kids don't come to
Speaker 4: you and go dad, dad, Dad had a dream about
Speaker 4: a dragon? Because even they know even a four year old.
Speaker 2: Nurse listening, that's not listening. Wait, what what did you
Speaker 2: dream about? Here's the other thing about men as well.
Speaker 2: We don't know. I don't know why, but when we
Speaker 2: get given key pieces of information, sometimes it just gets lost.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I feel like this would happen a lot with you,
Speaker 2: and maybe it happens a lot with you, Producer Moly,
Speaker 2: with your beautiful boyfriend Jeremy. A situation will happen where
Speaker 2: For example, I don't know, Carl will say, hey, how's
Speaker 2: Paul going on work? And I'll be like, Paul, No,
Speaker 2: you got sacked like four months ago. You'd like, what's
Speaker 2: huge news, and I'm like, yeah, that's start up at HK.
Speaker 2: She didn't have, And then I'll try and gas lighter.
Speaker 2: She'd be like, you never told me that. I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: I did. I did straight away. I just sort of
Speaker 2: turned into this little mid jit. I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, so I'm like, oh, no, I didn't say that. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I forgot to give you that information.
Speaker 3: You're actually the worst at bearing the lead.
Speaker 4: You are so bad at not telling me things that
Speaker 4: you know I'd be so fascinated and interested in. Instead,
Speaker 4: you'll just tell me about how fast you have splits
Speaker 4: wear over your ten k run, whereas I'm like, but
Speaker 4: you ran into that person.
Speaker 3: You didn't tell me every single word that they said.
Speaker 4: My husband's the saying like he'll play golf, say with
Speaker 4: his brother or his dad, and there'll be something going
Speaker 4: on in their lives and I'll be like, hey, so
Speaker 4: what's going on with da da da and da da da?
Speaker 3: And You'll be like me no, no.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what do you mean me me, no, no,
Speaker 4: And he'll be like, oh, we didn't talk about it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you.
Speaker 2: Spent six hours together. How did you not talk about
Speaker 2: that bloke's operate? How you got some good news for you?
Speaker 2: We're for ten go run. I'm gonna be a bit
Speaker 2: late that sorry, because I ran into Tom Cruise and
Speaker 2: we went and had coffee. Let's talk about possibly the
Speaker 2: most competitive man on this planet, and that is our boy,
Speaker 2: Jason Horn.
Speaker 3: Francis sibly other planets also.
Speaker 2: I would back your beat against all the other parts too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So he had a situation on the weekend where
Speaker 4: he's been sort of criticized. Well, he's also been heavily
Speaker 4: defended because apparently his old club North Melbourne targeted in
Speaker 4: pretty heavily. They're pretty heavy on the lip all day
Speaker 4: and Jason lost his standma yeah, which is fine, and yeah,
Speaker 4: so he went a little bit coco bananas on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay. Look what we did learn is that
Speaker 2: it's probably better in a situation to be having to
Speaker 2: pull back a youngster because he's two competitive versus not
Speaker 2: competitive enough. That's a pretty solid narrative as well. I
Speaker 2: did get the chance to release it this story yesterday,
Speaker 2: a bit of a private photo shoot that we did
Speaker 2: with Channel seven and Jason. So Jason comes down and
Speaker 2: he is covered head to toe and sweat. It's like
Speaker 2: someone has poured a bucket over him. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 2: agitated and he's angry. Yeah, and Jamie's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what's happening here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And it turned out he was furious and he was
Speaker 2: in a bit of a headspace because he had lost
Speaker 2: the game of table tennis to Wilm Drew. It's bull
Speaker 2: crap and all this kind of stuff. So James like, right, Jason,
Speaker 2: go have a shower. Yeah, think about it, come back
Speaker 2: and let's do this shoot. Yeah he did it. And
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a competitive juices that you want
Speaker 2: from a football Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, We've all been there though, haven't we? On thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten. What do you get actually embarrassingly competitive over?
Speaker 2: Is it something like songs? A song? Song? Song?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, your personality changes are for a loss. And
Speaker 2: sometimes we've got to sit there and be like, what's
Speaker 2: the next fifteen minutes is going to be? Like our boss,
Speaker 2: Josh is laughing in the corner because he knows it.
Speaker 2: He knows it, he's lived it.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you laugh for a start, you might you
Speaker 4: might be my superior. But I won't tolerate that in
Speaker 4: this studio. I resent that I don't really change. I
Speaker 4: do change a little bit. When my husband and I
Speaker 4: play that you know, that air hockey game.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is infuriating in an arcade where you're like,
Speaker 1: because you played obviously very good ice hockey player, he
Speaker 1: gets white line fever, and then because I want to
Speaker 1: beat him at his own game, I get white line
Speaker 1: fever and get to the point where.
Speaker 4: You hands smashing against the park and there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's not It's good, isn't it. I haven't told him this,
Speaker 2: but my brother in law we took our boys bowling
Speaker 2: the other night and they were having delightful time. Little
Speaker 2: did he know that I was winning in bowling and
Speaker 2: I was placing that particular moment as the most important
Speaker 2: moment in my life. Yes, that I kept the lead
Speaker 2: and eventually won, and you sweating like a pig.
Speaker 3: How old would the children that you beat?
Speaker 2: No, I beat the kids with him. So my brother
Speaker 2: in law right and he was hardly trying as well.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what I was putting in the
Speaker 2: three hundred and two percent.
Speaker 3: I bid you were made.
Speaker 2: It's very satisfying for me when I went as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah I can. I have seen you, I've seen you win,
Speaker 3: and you're not humble in victory.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no no, I took the shirt off.
Speaker 2: Wa around if his arm's all over the place.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Tana in Ranella.
Speaker 12: Good morning Tana, Good morning Jerdye and hazy, and how
Speaker 12: are we on this fine Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: I'll take you what do you get embarrassingly competitive over?
Speaker 12: Well, first, I'd just like to say that Francis is
Speaker 12: an absolute legend and a superstar and he can do
Speaker 12: whatever he likes.
Speaker 2: So tood cool, good coll Yeah.
Speaker 12: Sersonally, it's uno and I just can't. I just I
Speaker 12: have to win, and I'm super competitive. So I was
Speaker 12: saying with my seven year old, and I was just
Speaker 12: winning my back to bag. It was like amazing. I
Speaker 12: was living my best life. And then one time she
Speaker 12: dealt the cards and I got like all seven of
Speaker 12: them out in a row. She didn't even put a
Speaker 12: single card down, and she started bawling her eyes out,
Speaker 12: She's like why God, and then she ran away and
Speaker 12: I was like, you know what, why because second place
Speaker 12: and I'll just dance around in the lound room. It
Speaker 12: was brilliant and amazing. Make it traumatized forever. But you
Speaker 12: know what, if she wants, you know, if she wants
Speaker 12: to be have a competitive is she just go alone
Speaker 12: from the best. That's me and.
Speaker 10: That's thun Francis one hundred percent so true from the
Speaker 10: same class.
Speaker 4: Last called fifteen years when Tana's daughter sits in front
Speaker 4: of the psychologist and said, there was one time my
Speaker 4: mum played me and she beat me so bad she
Speaker 4: was running around the lounde room. So that'll be fine,
Speaker 4: She'll be emotionally stable, don't worry about it albums at all.
Speaker 2: She just refuses to participate in sports because she's scared
Speaker 2: of coming second, which is actually still a pretty good result.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What do you get stupidly competitive over? U?
Speaker 2: Missus Adelaide's favorite way to awaken? Thirteen and twenty four teen.
Speaker 2: We want to hear from me, what do you get
Speaker 2: stupidly competitive over? He's stopped the back of our very
Speaker 2: good friend Jason Horn Francis, who clearly has this competitive street. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's so aggressive. That's sometimes it needs to be pulled back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we love it though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was absolutely assuming that he lost a game
Speaker 4: of table kennis, but he had to go and have
Speaker 4: a shower and calm down.
Speaker 2: I had to walk a couple of laps and just
Speaker 2: really sort of reset himself. Yeah, that's our coach. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it happens. We'd love to hear from me. THIRDA and
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. I've got to play football out central
Speaker 2: Districts with a couple of twins who are quite well
Speaker 2: known in sample circles and probably brought it as well,
Speaker 2: And that is Chris and James Gowns. The are the
Speaker 2: two most competitive blokes that I ever met in my life,
Speaker 2: with each other, with each with everyone, but especially with
Speaker 2: each other as well, which often comes with twins that
Speaker 2: they say, yep, I remember, it must have been my second,
Speaker 2: second or third session, and we'll do a one cares
Speaker 2: and it must have been the second or third one
Speaker 2: car and I'm running on the outside and it's the
Speaker 2: last lap of probably the third ones. Everyone's absolutely buggered
Speaker 2: and I've taken I think it was James on the outside.
Speaker 2: I took him right at the end and he tried
Speaker 2: to nudge me just before the finish line into the fence.
Speaker 3: Is it training?
Speaker 2: This is a training? And then when that happened, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not going to stand down here. So
Speaker 2: we went well because I was like, well this is
Speaker 2: maybe this is a bit of a test. So we
Speaker 2: went at each other and we're pushing and shoving and
Speaker 2: everyone's carrying on, and eventually got separated and I sort
Speaker 2: of walked off. And as I was walking off, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, what have I done. It's
Speaker 2: like my second session on trying to five blokes. They're
Speaker 2: going to get rid of me anyway. Stuey Cochran, who's
Speaker 2: an absolute champion of South straight at footy, he came
Speaker 2: over and he's like, hey, hey, roy as in the
Speaker 2: coach just saw that and he loved it. He loves
Speaker 2: that competitiveness. Really, twins were maniacs.
Speaker 3: Didn't you say that a really good way? They punched
Speaker 3: on at halftime several times.
Speaker 2: My first game, the first game I ever played, at halftime,
Speaker 2: they got in a fist bite with each other. We're
Speaker 2: still winning the game too, by the way, so that's
Speaker 2: what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: It's amazing, good morning stuff. What do you get embarrassing competitive.
Speaker 14: About morning guys? I get embarrassingly competitive about almost anything, literally,
Speaker 14: anything like little things at home. It can be cooking
Speaker 14: food for our kids, like me versus my husband usually,
Speaker 14: or like I even versus my husband or anything like
Speaker 14: you were at that arcade, I have to try and
Speaker 14: beat him against late in anything.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's a good one? Is that basketball one?
Speaker 3: Oh man? That gets willing to.
Speaker 14: I love that one. I'm so good at that one
Speaker 14: as well.
Speaker 2: Hey, Stephanie, do you get your kids involve as well? Like?
Speaker 2: Do you guys cook and say right, who did a
Speaker 2: better job here? Mum or Dad?
Speaker 14: Usually I don't have to they'll they're very vocal about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, And so it's mum that wins. Yeah, usually
Speaker 3: I would be happy to let dad win that game. Kids,
Speaker 3: that's a better cook. Thank you, Steph, Thank you so much,
Speaker 3: Sandy for the morning.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 4: What do you get overly competitive at frying eggs?
Speaker 5: My mum always says I can cook a perfect fried
Speaker 5: egg with like a yoki. Oh my, I'll end up
Speaker 5: going through eight eggs just for an egg.
Speaker 13: On talks.
Speaker 5: The pan, like, I'll lose it. I need the perfect
Speaker 5: egg and I'll call my mum up literally in tears,
Speaker 5: being like I tried. I tried to, Like I can
Speaker 5: cook the perfect egg. It's an I lose it.
Speaker 3: It's a g Zandia. What does the perfect egg look
Speaker 3: like for you?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like add white bit and like a running
Speaker 5: orange puitful. Ways, God, I have a good gig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: The amount of satisfaction you get from when you pierce
Speaker 4: an egg and the running oak just runs everywhere all
Speaker 4: over your toast is something that you can It's really
Speaker 4: hard to describe, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Xandia.
Speaker 2: It's just perfection.
Speaker 5: And my poor kids, I'm a single mum and have
Speaker 5: got nowhere else took legs and I'll just be like,
Speaker 5: that's a minute, it's gone there like seven more eggs.
Speaker 2: And it'll be there minutes. I'm stopping such a perfectionist.
Speaker 2: It will never end as well. And not just sibling rivalry,
Speaker 2: but rivalry with your husband or wife. You've just got
Speaker 2: to win. And that's a really really good space to
Speaker 2: be and for the kids when mom and dad are
Speaker 2: trying to do a cook off featured every night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so true, Andrew has when communicating one key letter
Speaker 4: can make a major difference.
Speaker 3: Count it.
Speaker 4: So my thirteen year old at the moment has decided
Speaker 4: she wants all the nice things in life, so she
Speaker 4: wants to get a job.
Speaker 2: I could own her. Yeah, thirteen, it's probably times she
Speaker 2: grew up to be honest.
Speaker 4: It's so true, because don't start ragging on her. She's
Speaker 4: already recovering from what you said about her yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's called feedback sweating. Take it into your working life now.
Speaker 4: So we've had a situation with Peyton where there is
Speaker 4: one particular word she misspells all the time and it
Speaker 4: can mean everything.
Speaker 3: It is a game changer.
Speaker 4: So we had a scenario where she was trying to
Speaker 4: organize a play date with one of her friends and
Speaker 4: she messaged the parent on behalf of her dad and
Speaker 4: she said, Hey, Saturday is great.
Speaker 3: I was going to get my dad to massage you.
Speaker 2: Yeah geez. And that's the issue, isn't it? Because knowing
Speaker 2: what I know about Greg, it makes sense. Can you
Speaker 2: stop offering up your dad for goods and services matter?
Speaker 4: And so that was like we thought we'd learnt from
Speaker 4: that mistake. We really thought we'd moved on. But the
Speaker 4: other night she sat us down and gave us a presentation.
Speaker 4: She likes to do PowerPoint presentations when she wants to
Speaker 4: get a point across about what she wants to do.
Speaker 4: Because she wants a job, and she wants a job
Speaker 4: at the local coffee shop on the corner called Nathaniels. Right,
Speaker 4: so she compiled an argument as to why she should
Speaker 4: be able to work at Nathaniels. Of course you have
Speaker 4: to be fourteen, so she's got six months to wait, right,
Speaker 4: But anyway, she said, step one in Peyton getting a job.
Speaker 3: Dad needs to massage Nathaniel.
Speaker 2: You're going to find your strakes if you to take
Speaker 2: the next step and laugh. Dad's very very good.
Speaker 3: I just said this visual.
Speaker 4: I've been walking down to the coffee shop and going, hey, Nathaniel,
Speaker 4: my daughter wants a job.
Speaker 3: Oil or no oil at the bat skinny laugh.
Speaker 6: I think I need to know.
Speaker 9: I need to know now.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 12: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what in the news today to
Speaker 2: know this is what.
Speaker 3: You need to know.
Speaker 4: What you need to know with Jody and Lady Lady
Speaker 4: Gadda feels like she's been around forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hasn't she. She's just been so consistent.
Speaker 3: So very consistent what she actually saying?
Speaker 2: Is it even poker Face? Who's to say, mate, that
Speaker 2: one particular moment, like what she's saying something different than
Speaker 2: poping Face.
Speaker 4: It's a bit like, gosh, it's a bit like Papa Face,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Anyway, she received an award, and basically it was like
Speaker 4: a lifetime Achievement award, and she said she was very
Speaker 4: very grateful for set award, but also that she wasn't
Speaker 4: quite sure how she felt about receiving it at thirty
Speaker 4: eight years of age.
Speaker 3: I have listened.
Speaker 13: I don't know totally how to think about this, because
Speaker 13: winning an award honoring my entire career at thirty eight
Speaker 13: years old is a hard thing to get my head around.
Speaker 13: On the one hand, I feel like I've been doing
Speaker 13: this forever, and on the other hand, I know I'm
Speaker 13: just getting started.
Speaker 2: Even though the world might.
Speaker 13: Consider a woman in her late thirties old for a
Speaker 13: pop star, which is insane. I promised that I'm just
Speaker 13: getting warmed up.
Speaker 2: So what do you take from that?
Speaker 4: Well, I take from that, don't write me off. I
Speaker 4: take from that, don't be ages by saying that just
Speaker 4: because I'm in my late thirties, I'm done.
Speaker 2: And but that's what she's saying. But do you feel
Speaker 2: like the people who gave it water, like we'll just
Speaker 2: try to recognize you from being awesome. Yeah, we weren't
Speaker 2: saying you were done now you're old.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think she's firing broader shots at the industry for
Speaker 4: because let's face it, most pop stars are like, you know,
Speaker 4: they start in their teens, don't they.
Speaker 3: They look at Brittany, Yeah.
Speaker 2: One hundredercent and even like Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber had
Speaker 2: to reinvent himself.
Speaker 3: He was thirteen or something when he started.
Speaker 2: I was so young, and he sort of got himself
Speaker 2: into the spot where he was. He was this kid
Speaker 2: who was a little bit lame. He had to reinvent
Speaker 2: himself and then what do you mean came out? Everyone's like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I think he's cool.
Speaker 4: He's actually really good. But there's a danger in that too,
Speaker 4: starting them too young. Do you know a child star
Speaker 4: or a child pop star that's in a healthy headspace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's not good, not good for development.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: On the flip side of that, people who start really old.
Speaker 2: There's some fun stories with that produce them more so.
Speaker 9: Ricky Gervais he got made redundant from his job in.
Speaker 3: Radio at thirty seven. Oh he then thought, oh I'll
Speaker 3: give comedy a go. Yeah right, good.
Speaker 2: Ricky worked quite well for Ricky Gervais.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fair way to reinvent yourself, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Network of One's sixty mil see really a bit better
Speaker 9: than radio. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I sort of lost a job around that age.
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. I'm not worth a hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty milis it's comedy? Next up.