1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,519 Speaker 1: High Scrollers is produced on gaddigul Land. 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 2: country and Elder's past and present. 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. I'm Britney Saunders. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 2: Hey, and this is High Scrollers, the podcast version of 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 2: your favorite group chat. I couldn't do it all in 7 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 2: one breath. I'm sorry everyone, I'm sorry. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: We have been sharing our lives online for over ten years, 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's 10 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: going viral. 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: And we talk a little bit about ourselves as well. 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 2: Today we do talk a lot about it. We reminisce 13 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 2: on primary school. I go on maybe the biggest mats 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 2: round of the week. 15 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: Yes far Yeah, you're raging Ran. 16 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 2: And I tell you a funny story from when the 17 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 2: Gates wouldn't let me out of Cole's the other day. 18 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 2: Deal me and Dole. Let's go. 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: Good more. Matthew, Hello, I love your love? Yeah, who 20 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: the fuck was that? 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: What do you mean doing? 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: I'm currently eating? 23 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't one of me? Read Richter's Love? 24 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: I really like these? 25 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, Well can you take them with you please? Because 26 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 2: I've got like seventeen bags. After working with Alan's. 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take them anyway. Shout out to Alan's. 28 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: York every breathing and chewing in the mic. Oh my god, 29 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 2: what a way to start. Okay. So I tell you 30 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 2: what I was saying chatting with my friend the other 31 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 2: day about primary school. 32 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: Why don't we always talk about primary school? 33 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 2: I don't know, but I have a memory from primary school, 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: and I want to know whether your school did anything 35 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 2: similar to this, because we had this thing called the 36 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 2: SRC Student Representative Council, right, And in the student Representative Council, 37 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 2: we had this thing called school Parliament, right, Okay. And 38 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 2: I don't know if this still runs at Kloni Vale 39 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 2: Public School, which is where I went to primary school. 40 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 2: But we had school parliament and I as like I 41 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 2: was in year five and I was nominated or elected. 42 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: Neck nominated, neck nominate. 43 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 2: What does that mean? 44 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like a trend on social 45 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: media and neck nominating people to do things. 46 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 2: Nominate to do what. 47 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: I don't know. But do you remember that? Do you 48 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: remember that hand on? No? I ne nominate, but I 49 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 1: don't know what it was for. 50 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 2: Was it for drinking? 51 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: Maybe? 52 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:52,679 Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, I was elected the Minister for fundraising. 53 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: I think we did have something like ring your bell. 54 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. And then my best friend Ashley was the Minister 55 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 2: for environment. Right. So here's the thing, because I was 56 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 2: talking about this the other day with the girls and 57 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 2: I was like, I was the Minister for fundraising, which 58 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 2: meant that you know how everyone does the Fredo Frog chocolates. 59 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 2: I it was my job to organize that to fundraise 60 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 2: for certain things around the school. But it also meant 61 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 2: that I had to fundraise for charity. So you Stewart 62 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 2: House Dolphins, remember Stuart House Dolphins. I'd have to organize 63 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 2: Stuart House coming to get collections for clothes and also 64 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 2: selling the dolphins for two dollars. Like it was my 65 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: job and the biggest one that I did. The biggest 66 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 2: job that I did as the Minister for fundraising was 67 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 2: to organize the school fate. And I'm not even king 68 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 2: you hate. I remember fate? 69 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: Wait, we should do a fate, A fake. 70 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 2: Fate, Yeah, stallholders, etc. But it was my job to 71 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 2: liaise with storeholders and call the face painting lady and 72 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 2: you know, get her ready for her bump in, bump 73 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 2: out for the day. I was calling the barbecue the 74 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 2: sausage sizel. Guys right, I'm in year five. I'm in 75 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 2: year five and I am liaising with business owners. It 76 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 2: would be like if your local school did a fate 77 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 2: and called fate to be a part of the fate, 78 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 2: and you are talking to an eleven year old. I'm thinking, 79 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 2: what the bloody heck is going on here? And I 80 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 2: thought about it the other day and went, I can't 81 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 2: believe how much work I did for free for starters. 82 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 2: And obviously I had like a teacher supervising me, but 83 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 2: like it was me on the phone going hello, this 84 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: is Matthew from Klineville Public School. I'm calling about your 85 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 2: fate and blood I had a script I had to 86 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 2: follow for them. Crazy Ashley, Minister for Environment. She came 87 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 2: up with this thing which I think like I would 88 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 2: not be surprised if it was still implemented to this day. 89 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 2: At that school it was called win bins or bin wins, 90 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 2: bin wins or winbins, win bins, and Ashley had the 91 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 2: authority to have bin wins in her pocket at lunch. 92 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 2: And what happened is if she saw you pick up 93 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 2: a piece of rubbish off the ground, she could give 94 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 2: you a win bin and say great job for protecting 95 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 2: the environment. Here's a bin win. Now, you couldn't put 96 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 2: your own rubbish in the bin, and you couldn't drop 97 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 2: rubbish on the ground and then pick it up and 98 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 2: put it in the bin just to get a bin win. 99 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: And then then Monday assembling the next week, she'd have 100 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 2: a bin and you could go and put all your 101 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 2: bin wins in the wind bin, and then she'd pick 102 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 2: out a bin win from the wind bin, and then 103 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 2: that person will get like a five dollar canteen voucher. Oh, 104 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 2: she's walking around the school with authority looking for purple 105 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 2: picking up rubbish. You know, God forbid. The kid has 106 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 2: a childhood. No, she's got to look out for everyone 107 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 2: and they're rubbish as the minister love that. I love 108 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 2: the initiative, but also we'reing you five. What is that 109 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,359 Speaker 2: eleven years old? Twelve years old? 110 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw him and they got us working, don't. 111 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: I were driving yesterday and I saw something and I 112 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: wish I had stopped. I wish I did. We were 113 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: driving and I saw like on this corner three little 114 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: girls set up with a table and they had like 115 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 1: all posters and stuff hanging from the table. But like 116 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: we went past so fast that like I couldn't see 117 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: like what it said, but it was all colorful, and 118 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: I could see colorful things on the table. It might 119 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: have been like beaded things that you hang off your phone, 120 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: or like bracelets or whatever. And these little girls, like 121 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: it was on a weekend and they were just set 122 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: up like trying to sell something on the side of 123 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: the road. And I don't know, that just made me 124 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: think of that because like you're showing initiative and like 125 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: doing something, and a lot of kids to do that, 126 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: and it reminded me of me when I was little. 127 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,159 Speaker 1: I was at little kid, I always wanted to set 128 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: up a stall out the front of the house to 129 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 1: try and sell something. And I think what I want 130 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: to say here is to any of you parents out 131 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: there that have kids that show that initiative, whether it's 132 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: through something in school, like they always put their hand 133 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: up to do something, or they want to speak in 134 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: front of the class, or they want to do bin wins, 135 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: or they want to set up a stall out the 136 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: front of the house, don't ever let that kid let 137 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 1: that go, because like I just think that's the most 138 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: amazing thing. And we drove past those girls yesterday and 139 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, should we turn around buck, 140 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: like we were going real fast the other way. Yeah, 141 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 1: because like I wanted to go up to them and 142 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,559 Speaker 1: just be like, keep doing this, girls, like never lose 143 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: this like excitement feeling that you have wanting to do 144 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: this now, because I think like it would be easy 145 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: for parents to be like, oh, they're just having fun. 146 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: They just want to set up a stall out the 147 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: front of their house. 148 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 2: Nuh. 149 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: They're a fucking future CEO. 150 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 2: Yes see. I think I'm a bit of a Karen 151 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 2: because I was at Bondai on Saturday. Yeah, and there 152 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 2: was eight girl, three girls with a trestle table on Bondai, 153 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 2: you know when everyone runs on that right down at 154 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 2: the beach tressel table sat up pink polka dot you know, tablecloth, 155 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 2: and then they had and I thought. I was walking 156 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 2: with my friend and I thought, what do they sound 157 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 2: on lemonade because they'd be jug of drink, And I thought, 158 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 2: oh my god, they literally s a lemonade stalled down 159 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 2: in Bonde in the middle of fucking winter. I mean, girls, 160 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 2: come on, I'm all for initiative, but let's find a 161 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 2: problem and solve it, you know, what I mean. So 162 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 2: then and then they had those little systema you know 163 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 2: that you get from coal's the SYSTEMA plastic lunchbox, tupperware 164 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 2: sort of things filled with homemade cookies and baked goods. Right, 165 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 2: so they're just that's. 166 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 1: A bit more risky selling food. Me. 167 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 2: There's a Karen I'm walking past, going well for fox sake, 168 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,559 Speaker 2: I mean, that could give me any sort of something, 169 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 2: you know, no, what's in those blood It is a 170 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 2: bit more risky. And the lemonade sitting there, it didn't 171 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 2: look like lemonade. It looked like some sort of looked 172 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 2: more like a grapefruit juice. Actually, but I thought, girls, 173 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 2: see I'm getting old because I went girls, I get it. 174 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 2: I love it. But if we thought this through, So 175 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 2: if they were phone charms, maybe I'm all about that. 176 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 2: But seeing them with their tupperware containers full of homemade 177 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 2: cookies and no regulations. 178 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: It's a bit trickier when it's you've got a. 179 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 2: Small one, a big one, a small I'm saying, well, 180 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 2: we can't charge two fifty for all of them, because 181 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 2: look how tiny that one is. 182 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 1: Look all I'm saying is, if you've got a kid 183 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: that shows initiative Like that just reminds me of me 184 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: when I was little, and like no one ever, like 185 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:22,360 Speaker 1: my parents, they never like saw that as anything. But 186 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 1: I always wanted to be school captain. I always wanted 187 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: to be on the debating team. If the teacher said, 188 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 1: does anyone want to get up and read? Yes, Like 189 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,880 Speaker 1: I always wanted to put myself out there. And I 190 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 1: just think, like, if you're a parent, you might look 191 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: at your kid doing that and be like, oh, they're 192 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 1: just so outgoing and whatever, but like, I don't know, 193 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,959 Speaker 1: channel that and push them to keep doing that, because 194 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: when you're a kid, you don't have a sense of fear, 195 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: Like you don't really have a sense of fear of judgment. 196 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,679 Speaker 1: Like we learn that as we get older and that's 197 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: when we start to become embarrassed by things. But when 198 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,960 Speaker 1: kids are little, they don't have a fear of what 199 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: other people might think. So if you're a parent and 200 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: your kid is showing that they want to put their 201 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: hand up and show initiative, like, push them to keep 202 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 1: doing that so that they don't go into high school 203 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,199 Speaker 1: and then you know, take on the i'm too scared 204 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: to do that kind of thing, because if they've got 205 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: it from when they're young. Push them to keep it. 206 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: That's my advice. 207 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:21,559 Speaker 2: Words are fucking wisdom, love, let's go, please be upstanding 208 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 2: for the Royal flush. Well, mar One's nice and easy 209 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,959 Speaker 2: today because you know I love my gift giving. Yeah, 210 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 2: when I remember. 211 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, can you give me a present? Actually? Do you 212 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 1: want to all know? What's funny? I don't know if 213 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: we spoke about this on the pod, but obviously last 214 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,199 Speaker 1: year Matt forgot my birthday, and then this year you 215 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 1: forgot Dedicated LifeStyle's birthday. I don't know if we said 216 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: that on the pod. 217 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 218 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: No, I don't like the besty k you forgot her 219 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 1: birth Did you forget it all together and didn't say 220 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 1: happy birthday to her the whole day? 221 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,400 Speaker 2: Yes? Mad Yes? 222 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 1: And when did you realize the very next day? So 223 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: same with me, Like no. 224 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 2: I think it was like I think it was like wait, 225 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,720 Speaker 2: maybe it was like ten pm, but we had spoken 226 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,760 Speaker 2: that morning at like seven eight. 227 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: Oh. No, that's even worse because at least on my 228 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: birthday we didn't talk. 229 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think I had a conversation with Kate 230 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,960 Speaker 2: in the morning. No, and then I think it was 231 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 2: like either ten pm that night or the very next day. Yeah, 232 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:23,559 Speaker 2: but anyway, and it's so awful because I just made 233 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 2: everyone go to so much effort for me last year, 234 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,319 Speaker 2: coming all the fucking way down to Kangaroo fallay and shit. Anyway, 235 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,480 Speaker 2: the point is when I do remember your birthday, I 236 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,560 Speaker 2: do get good gifts. I mean to be fair. This year, 237 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 2: you got fucking Beyonce upgrade. True. True, but we couldn't 238 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 2: say anything. 239 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: I know that was a fucking waste. We would have 240 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,040 Speaker 1: been better up the time. 241 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 2: Anyway. So I love a gift gift. I love a 242 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 2: gift give, and most of the time I'm pretty good 243 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 2: with my gifts. I saw a TikTok from a girl 244 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 2: who was given a bag of chips from her friend. 245 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,840 Speaker 2: Her best friend got her a bag of chips and 246 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,640 Speaker 2: it was opened and then tied back up with a 247 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 2: rubber band, and she when she starts a video by saying, 248 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 2: you know, my friend got me a bag of opened 249 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 2: chips for my birthday, And I thought, what the fuck 250 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 2: has gone on here? And of course I started the 251 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 2: video going what the heck, like this is a terrible, 252 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 2: terrible gift to get someone. And then she opens the 253 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,360 Speaker 2: bag and she shows that the entire chip packet is 254 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 2: full of chips that have been like doubled over folded 255 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 2: in her Yeah, they're folded in half so that they're 256 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 2: super crunchy and definitely the best chips in the bag. 257 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 2: But the whole packet is full of them, and so 258 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 2: obviously she's had to buy like ten bags, pick out 259 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,800 Speaker 2: all the folded chips and put them all in one bag, 260 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:52,320 Speaker 2: so that the entire bag is this person's favorite chips. 261 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: That's a great gift, is amazing. 262 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 2: Hope she wore gloves. As we've learned already in this episode, 263 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,479 Speaker 2: all about food safety. 264 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 1: Food safety yet. 265 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 2: But but well, do you know back at the at McDonald's, 266 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 2: I was their safety manager. No, what don't they call it? 267 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 2: They called it something, They had a specific name safety. 268 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 2: And I had to I had to lead the safety squad. Yeah, 269 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 2: and we had to make sure everyone was being safe 270 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 2: in the workplace. And I was the leader of it 271 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 2: m because I got to a point where no one 272 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,719 Speaker 2: gave a shit about safety and I went right, oh, hatreness, 273 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 2: why are you on a ladder cleaning the roof above 274 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 2: the grills with the grills on a three hundred degrees 275 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 2: love you fall your dead love or third degree burns, 276 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 2: no face left love? Is that what you want? Like, 277 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 2: just I was working in a workplace where I felt 278 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 2: like no one was thinking. I was like I would 279 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 2: see people do dumb things and go that could actually 280 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 2: like really really into you. Why aren't you thinking? So 281 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 2: I was talking upon myself to become it was a 282 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 2: real thing. We just hadn't established in our workplace or 283 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 2: we had, and no one was doing anything, and I went, 284 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,320 Speaker 2: I'm taken over. So I've always been about safety and 285 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 2: food safety and all the rest of that. That's why 286 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 2: when I was working at McDonald's, you'd always get your 287 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 2: sweet and sour sauce, and you'd always get we had 288 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 2: one hundred percent customer satisfaction rate when I was on shift. 289 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: Nice. Nice. 290 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 2: So yeah, where was it going with this raw flush? 291 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 2: Yeah that's a good gift. Yeah, that's a good fucking gift. 292 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 2: That's like someone you know, if you only eat like 293 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,040 Speaker 2: red lollies, but being ready, you know, get a packet 294 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 2: of snakes, like I'd love that because red's the best flavor. 295 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 2: I'll eat them all. No, I reckon Red's the best flavor. 296 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: I do you know my favorite flavor? Yellow? 297 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 2: Bizarre. 298 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: It's like pineapple. Yeah, yellow is my favorite snake. 299 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,040 Speaker 2: Still bizarre, although I don't mind the purple sometimes the 300 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 2: current yeah, but yeah red for me. But then I 301 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 2: love the snakes. The red snakes are the best. Like, 302 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 2: out of all the red lollies, red snakes, red snakes 303 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 2: are the best. So then to get a pack of 304 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,280 Speaker 2: red snakes, you'd have to like get a few different 305 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 2: packets and then put just the red snakes. 306 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 1: In love that love A thoughtful gifts, I know. 307 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 2: So that's my real flash of the week, A bit 308 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 2: of a simple one this week. But what's yours? 309 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: So my royal flush, Well, it's kind of old now 310 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 1: because we're pre recording this because obviously you're in Europe 311 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,560 Speaker 1: at the moment, Matt laying on the beach, sip in 312 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 1: a cocktail. 313 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,680 Speaker 2: Yeah no, I think I'll be in Italy at this point. 314 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: Or eaten pasta. 315 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, through the through Tuscany. 316 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: Say, you're going to have to give me a full 317 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: recap on all the best places to go because I 318 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: think I want to go next year. 319 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 2: Oh well, come with you. But I can assume I'm 320 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 2: having the time in my life. 321 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 1: I bet. Okay, So mine was and I'm sure you 322 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:56,160 Speaker 1: saw it. Lady auditioned for America's Got Talent or American Idol. 323 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 1: Let me actually see Mama Duke. 324 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,520 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm more of a face. Guy. 325 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: Have you seen this? 326 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 2: No? 327 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 1: So wait, what is this? Is this America's Got Talent? 328 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: So this artist called Mama Duke has auditioned for American Idol, 329 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: America's Got Talent, sorry with Zimon Callen all them. And 330 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 1: she got up there and sang one of her original songs. 331 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: So she was already like an artist and like you know, 332 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,200 Speaker 1: trying to make a name for herself. And she didn't audition, 333 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,680 Speaker 1: she put on a show. I'll play it for you. 334 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: Obviously we can't play it out on the poet, but 335 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: I want to play it for you because it's just amazing. 336 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: Is that not the most amazing thing ever? 337 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 2: Wow, that's so fun. 338 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: If any of you haven't seen it, I know it's 339 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 1: like kind of old now, but go look up Mama 340 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,760 Speaker 1: Duke on TikTok because she she auditioned with an original 341 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 1: song of hers and she got up on the stage 342 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: and she's wearing like a colorful almost like yeah, a 343 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 1: kiddy kind of knit sweater with all different colors and 344 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: animals not animals, monsters on it, and like, she just 345 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: comes out with this banger of a song that could 346 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,399 Speaker 1: one hundred percent be on the radio. 347 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 2: Absolutely. The first thing I thought was like, that's like 348 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 2: an earworm, Like it's like in my like I'm already 349 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 2: like that tune. Yes, in the chorus, I'm like wow. 350 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 1: Like it gives me goosebumps. Honestly, I just love that. 351 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: Like she didn't audition, She fucking just got up there 352 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 1: and had a concert and everyone absolutely loved it. She's 353 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 1: blown up across socials, and I think or even maybe 354 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: by the time this episode comes out, because I know 355 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: we're recording this a month in advance, I'll be interested 356 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: to see if she's blown up even further. Yeah, because 357 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,639 Speaker 1: I reckon in no time that song is going to 358 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,440 Speaker 1: be everywhere. 359 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,959 Speaker 2: But also, what a smart, smart woman to go on 360 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,160 Speaker 2: and use that platform to just promote your own song. 361 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,960 Speaker 2: Mm hm, you know, it's like that'll be like you 362 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,679 Speaker 2: going on Shark Tank to promote fate but with no 363 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,399 Speaker 2: intention of actually like something. 364 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 1: Apparently that is what a lot of people go on 365 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: Shark Tank for, Like they don't actually care about getting 366 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: a deal. 367 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,359 Speaker 2: The problem is it could so go one of two ways, 368 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 2: couldn't It could also ruin your brand? 369 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 1: Do you know something funny? Actually one time I was 370 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,600 Speaker 1: being interviewed on a podcast like about Fate and everything, 371 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 1: and the podcast host asked me, would you ever go 372 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:30,359 Speaker 1: on Shark Tank? And then I answered, like, you know, 373 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,040 Speaker 1: like yes I would, blah blah blah, like I did 374 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: this whole big answer about like pitching Fate on Shark 375 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 1: After like five minutes of me talking about like all 376 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,199 Speaker 1: the pros and cons of if we were to go 377 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: on Shark Tank, they said no, I meant as a shark. 378 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 1: I answered from the perspective of pitching Fate tank. 379 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 2: But that's that if someone says, would you ever go 380 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 2: on Shark Tank, like that's where everyone's brain. 381 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 1: It was actually quite embarrassing. But have I ever told 382 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 1: the story on here of when I audited for Australia's 383 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: Got Talent? 384 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 2: Shit, I don't think you have. I know you've told 385 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 2: the story of auditioning for Big Brother. Yeah, Australia's Got Talent? 386 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,399 Speaker 2: Were you tap dancing? Yeah? Yeah you have? 387 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 1: Oh damn fuck. That was embarrassing. 388 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,399 Speaker 2: I can imagine Canna. Do you remember her telling the 389 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,200 Speaker 2: story about tap dancing on Australia's Got Talent. 390 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just recap it it was if it was 391 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,920 Speaker 1: it was ages ago. 392 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,520 Speaker 2: It could have been with j Yeah. 393 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,919 Speaker 1: Well when I was little I did dancing and I 394 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,760 Speaker 1: was particularly good at tap and I had a partner 395 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: in tap called Jesse. You know Jesse. No, you don't 396 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 1: know Jesse did dancing. 397 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:50,480 Speaker 2: With Hey just say WHOA. I was like, good, Bunny, I. 398 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: Don't know that song. Did you just make that up? 399 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 1: Is that your original? 400 00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:58,600 Speaker 2: That's original song? 401 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: So we fucking I'm so mortified. 402 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,399 Speaker 2: So we used to do tap what you tap dancing 403 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 2: in front of whom Carlson Lanz who was the judges 404 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,760 Speaker 2: Marcia hearts No. 405 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 1: So we auditioned first. So we had a tap duo 406 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 1: and we had lots of like songs that we did. 407 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 1: Most of them were musicals, like musical songs like good morning, 408 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,720 Speaker 1: good mon, we good morning. You know that song? 409 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted you to keep singing, do you. 410 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 1: Lots of musical songs we did our duos to. So 411 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:41,919 Speaker 1: first we auditioned in Newcastle. So we did an audition 412 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 1: day in Newcastle for the first round. 413 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,160 Speaker 2: We just sit in front of producers. 414 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and then we got through to the second round. 415 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 1: That's so fucking embarrassing, straight. 416 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 2: Off the bat, getting through to the second round. 417 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:57,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so embarrassing. And so we would have been 418 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,879 Speaker 1: eleven maybe. And so it was in Sydney at Luna 419 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 1: Park the second audition, but it still wasn't on the show, 420 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,240 Speaker 1: but it was like the next round. So we caught 421 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 1: the train down to Sydney, went to Luna Park and 422 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,879 Speaker 1: fuck an auditioned And I'm just so mortified that we 423 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 1: did that and thought that that was a good idea 424 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: and we were going to get somewhere. I'm so embarrassed. 425 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 2: And what song did you do to hm? 426 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 1: We did the maybe it was either oither neither no 427 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,720 Speaker 1: that let's call the whole thing off from do you 428 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 1: know that one? You like potatoes and I like too 429 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: mud like that? I think we did that song. That's 430 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: just I'm fucking mortified. 431 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,080 Speaker 2: Have I told the story of the Talent Quest where 432 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,359 Speaker 2: I did break dancing? 433 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,679 Speaker 1: Yes, okay, we did talk about our Talent Quest things, 434 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 1: but yeah, I auditioned for Australia's Got Talent. We didn't 435 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: make it past that second round, thank god, thank god, 436 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: because I would hate. 437 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 2: Did they tell you on the spot or you found 438 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,040 Speaker 2: out later? 439 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,840 Speaker 1: Ah? I think we found out later, Okay, but it 440 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,120 Speaker 1: was very quick, like you were in dig your thing 441 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 1: and out. 442 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 2: Imagine like how different our lives would be if we 443 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 2: got on Big Brother back in the day. 444 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:14,000 Speaker 1: I reckon they'll be more boring now because it's very rare, 445 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: like there's only been a few people from Big Brother 446 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: that have like had continued success. 447 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 2: True, but I don't believe that we would Oh would 448 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 2: you do too? Like I'd be like the Christy Swan true' 449 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 2: with the Christy Swan of the truth of the radio industry. 450 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,439 Speaker 2: I guess she's on radio, isn't she? 451 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? But yeah, anyway, audition for Australia's Got Talent back 452 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 1: in the day, and very glad it didn't make it 453 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 1: through because that's embarrassing. 454 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 2: So many notes in your life only to now be 455 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 2: able to give you yourself one hundred yeses. 456 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. 457 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 2: Nice? 458 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: And were we talking about the kids in this episode? 459 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,399 Speaker 1: Kids that were selling shit? Was that this episode? That's 460 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,200 Speaker 1: the same episode? See that was me again, showan initiative, 461 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,400 Speaker 1: put myself out there. He's always destined for greatness. 462 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:17,959 Speaker 2: Right, it's time for everyone's favorite theme song to play. 463 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 2: Or maybe it has just played already. I don't know. 464 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,160 Speaker 2: It's time for Matt's Round of the week. Matt's rid 465 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 2: of the week. 466 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,440 Speaker 1: Okay, what's your rant about this week? 467 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you. I love Tkmax as most 468 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,000 Speaker 2: people know. 469 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,400 Speaker 1: See, I've gone a couple of times because I see 470 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: everyone talking about it and like it might be just 471 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 1: the one in Newcastle, but like I can never find 472 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: anything good there. 473 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 2: Oh but where are you looking? Because you've got to 474 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 2: go to the homewhere section, Okay, and you'll never find 475 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 2: any hidden gems anywhere else. Okay, home Wear's candle Eye 476 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 2: all you know, end of the aisles. They've got special 477 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,160 Speaker 2: special buys and things. Okay, reduced to clear. 478 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: Give it another chance, because I've gone a few times 479 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,720 Speaker 1: and just walked out and thought, what the fuck is this? 480 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 2: You'll have to go with me because it is a 481 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,919 Speaker 2: treasure trove. Like I always walk out with something that 482 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 2: you just wouldn't find anywhere else. Okay, it is fantastic. 483 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:19,359 Speaker 1: Is it a second hand shop? 484 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 2: It's kind of like an upmarket reject shop. Okay, Yeah, 485 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 2: so I do have a bad word to say about 486 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:32,960 Speaker 2: them because every time I go and I get a 487 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,960 Speaker 2: bunch of things, they ask, do you need a bag 488 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:40,000 Speaker 2: for this? Now? I absolutely need a bag for all 489 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 2: the things that I'm buying. Do you know what they 490 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 2: say every single time? They say, sorry, we actually don't 491 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 2: have any bags at the moment. We're out of stock 492 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 2: of plastic bags. But we do have those bags just 493 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,680 Speaker 2: behind you, the tote bags for you know, a dollar, 494 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 2: two dollars, three dollars, five dollars, depending on which one 495 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 2: you get, which size, and which design, which fabric, whatever. 496 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,119 Speaker 2: And I go to Tkmax quite often, and so I 497 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 2: noticed when he asked me last time that I went, 498 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,680 Speaker 2: he said, do you need a bag? And said, yes, please, 499 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 2: I've got I've got ten things in front of me. 500 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 2: Of course I didn't have a freaking bag mate, And 501 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,760 Speaker 2: I said yes please, and he gave me the same 502 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 2: line again. He said, well, we don't have any plastic bags, 503 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 2: but you can buy one of those ones behind you. 504 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 2: I turned around and looked at them. They're all fugly 505 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,520 Speaker 2: every time as well. By the way, they don't. 506 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: Eat any more toe bags. I'm sorry, I've bought so 507 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 1: many from cotton On over the years. 508 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 2: Nah. So then it hit me and I thought to myself, 509 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,959 Speaker 2: he says this every fucking time I'm here. So I 510 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 2: turned straight back to him and I looked him dead 511 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 2: in the eyes, and I said, you never have any 512 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 2: plastic bags, now that I think about it, and he said, 513 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 2: oh yeah. I said, do you ever have any plastic bags? 514 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 2: Have you ever actually had any plastic bags? He said, oh, yeah, 515 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 2: we have. And I said, because I think that it's 516 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 2: a head office thing that you need to be selling 517 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,280 Speaker 2: these tote bags over here, and you're getting your KPIs up. 518 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,400 Speaker 2: So I don't think it's you either. I think it's 519 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 2: your manager isn't even putting the plastic bags on the 520 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:18,880 Speaker 2: floor because your store is trying to win the most KPIs, 521 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 2: the most bags. Because you know right now that I 522 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 2: have to buy a bag. There's no way I'm carrying 523 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 2: these ten things that I've had in my shopping basket 524 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,960 Speaker 2: the whole time in the store. There's no way I'm 525 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 2: able to carry these things anywhere. So you know I 526 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 2: need a bag, and that would be the case for 527 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 2: most of your shoppers and your customers. But you don't 528 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 2: have any plastic bags. You never have any plastic bags. 529 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 2: So we're all forced to pay the two dollars for 530 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 2: one of the reusable bags, meaning that you look better 531 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 2: to head office because your store has hundreds of bags 532 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 2: being sold. And this motherfucker looked me down in the 533 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,080 Speaker 2: eye and admitted that that is what they do in 534 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,919 Speaker 2: their store. So next time you go to tkmags and 535 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,800 Speaker 2: they say we don't have any bags, pull them up 536 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 2: on it and go, you never have any bags? Is 537 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,159 Speaker 2: this just so we have to buy these ones so 538 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 2: that your kprs. 539 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,959 Speaker 1: Get out worker. 540 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 2: I know, I know. I wasn't mean about it, like 541 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 2: it was cheeky, like I was being cheeky with him. 542 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 2: I wasn't telling him off. Yeah, but I was like, 543 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 2: now I'm gonna pull you up on it and go, 544 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 2: you never have any bags. So I reckon, it's your kprs. 545 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 2: You got to you got to hit your targets. And yeah, 546 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,399 Speaker 2: he admitted it to me. That's exactly what they're doing. 547 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,840 Speaker 2: So TK Max you can fuck right off for that. 548 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 2: That's my runt of the week is fuck you. I 549 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 2: will continue to stop shopping store, though I will come back, 550 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,359 Speaker 2: but you can get absolutely fucked. I hate you, but 551 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 2: I will still continue to shop with you. I just 552 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 2: need to remember to take a bag with me because 553 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,480 Speaker 2: every time I'm going about twelve two dollars TK max 554 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 2: bags now and they're all fucking ugly. 555 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 1: Maybe I need to start doing that at FATE. Sorry, 556 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,239 Speaker 1: we don't have any bags, but you can buy one 557 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 1: of our totes. 558 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 2: I mean, it would be just the easiest way to 559 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 2: tack a couple more dollars on. And also, you know, 560 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 2: I used to work in retail stores as well, where 561 00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,959 Speaker 2: one of the KPIs was based on how many products 562 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,880 Speaker 2: they actually bought, like your average I forget what it's called, 563 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 2: but it's the average products bought. So it's like Also, 564 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,159 Speaker 2: if someone just goes in for one thing, you're bumping 565 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,680 Speaker 2: it up to two products. Then so your store average 566 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 2: for like number of products sold per transaction would also 567 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,520 Speaker 2: be going up because they're buying a bag as opposed 568 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 2: to just getting a bag for free. Yeah, so TK 569 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 2: Max I think that's pretty fucking cheeky. Also when I 570 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 2: go the other day and oh, I went to IgA 571 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 2: and they must have people steal paper bags and not 572 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,199 Speaker 2: pay for them, which I'll tell you what. If you 573 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 2: work at a like supermarket and you are policing people 574 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 2: scanning the paper bags for thirty fucking cents, please fuck 575 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 2: off and die, Like I just I just can't deal with, Like, 576 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 2: don't tell me what to die. I will because if 577 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 2: you like the the thing is with the paper bags 578 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,760 Speaker 2: being thirty cents and everything, I just think that's. 579 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,120 Speaker 1: You need to give fifteen or twenty. 580 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,040 Speaker 2: I don't think so oh thirty. Well, the one that 581 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,959 Speaker 2: I scanned at IJA, sorry I didn't scan it. Actually, 582 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 2: I said, hey, sorry, do you have any bags? She said, yeah, 583 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 2: we do, and gets the bag from behind the counter 584 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 2: and then I like held my hand out to get it, 585 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 2: and she goes, I'll do it for you, and she 586 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,880 Speaker 2: went and scanned the bag for me and then sat 587 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 2: it down. 588 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 1: Maybe she was just trying to help you. 589 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 2: I think it's more so like so that I don't 590 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,720 Speaker 2: not scan the bag then, like but because because she 591 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 2: wasn't trying to help, because she sat it down, she 592 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 2: didn't open it. Because I thought about that she was 593 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,600 Speaker 2: trying to help, she would have scanned it, opened it 594 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 2: and sat it there and gone the go have a 595 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 2: great day, and said she just scanned it and sat 596 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 2: the bag flat down, So she wasn't trying to help. 597 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 2: She was making sure that it got scanned because evidently, 598 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 2: and why is it behind the counter, It's probably to 599 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 2: make sure that. 600 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: People don't steal. 601 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,360 Speaker 2: Well. My thing is, I just don't think it's very 602 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 2: fair that they don't have free options. 603 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm all for the paper bags, Like I 604 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 1: love the paper bags versus is a plastic bag, Like 605 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 1: number one is better for the environment, and two, I 606 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 1: like reuse my paper shopping bags, like I carry sit 607 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,680 Speaker 1: in them sometimes I use it as a garbage bin, 608 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,719 Speaker 1: Like I reuse them and get use out of them. 609 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: And I feel like they're just better for carrying groceries, 610 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 1: Like I can't believe when you think back, we used 611 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 1: to go to Cohal's and Woolies and get our whole 612 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 1: groceries in shopping bag plastic bags. Yeah, like what a 613 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:22,959 Speaker 1: weird mean? 614 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,280 Speaker 2: But they never charged us for that. Yeah, so I 615 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 2: think it's. 616 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: A cash grab and it's they're making money. 617 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 2: Speaking for me when I say fuck off and die, 618 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 2: I mean to the people who like police the scanning 619 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,160 Speaker 2: of the paper bags, I think, like, I'm not worried 620 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,400 Speaker 2: about me. I think I'm worried about people who like 621 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 2: already can't fucking afford what they're. 622 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,360 Speaker 1: Getting in looking out money on groceries which are so expensive. 623 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 1: Read they can give us a fucking bag to put. 624 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,800 Speaker 2: A free bag. Fuck off, you can give us a 625 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,440 Speaker 2: free bag. And so I just think, like any employee ever, 626 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 2: especially those big chances. And I know you'll have a 627 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 2: different opinion. Like I'm not saying when they steal from 628 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 2: from fate, I get it. But I'm like any employee 629 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,959 Speaker 2: at like one of your fucking billion dollar companies worried 630 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 2: about someone stealing or scanning the onions and tomatoes or 631 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 2: whatever they do, Like give it a rest, mate, Like 632 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,760 Speaker 2: just get over it and move on. Someone asked for 633 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 2: a sweet and souse sauce at the window. They didn't 634 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 2: pay for it, Just fucking give it to them. Don't 635 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 2: ask hate when a bitch is like fifty cents, it's 636 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 2: fifty cents. Just give me the goddamn sauce and move on. 637 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,719 Speaker 2: And you know what, you want to bring that up? 638 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 2: How many times have you forgotten it? 639 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: Love? I know? 640 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,240 Speaker 2: You know, how about I get a refund for all 641 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,840 Speaker 2: the times you've forgotten my sauce if you wan't going 642 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 2: to pay for it at this time because it's not 643 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 2: on the order oh my god. So what I'm saying 644 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,960 Speaker 2: is stop being a hero. Let people just not scan 645 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 2: their bags because they're already paying twenty dollars for a 646 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,959 Speaker 2: fucking apple, So shut up. That's and you know what, 647 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 2: that's Matt's Around of the week, Dkmax. You can get fucked, 648 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,959 Speaker 2: although I will continue to shop with you and stop 649 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 2: policing people not scanning they're fucking paper bags because I 650 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,640 Speaker 2: reckon bags should be free. 651 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 1: I think bag should be free. 652 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 2: If I'm shopping at your shop, no matter what. 653 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 1: I charge our Fate customers for the bag that we 654 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 1: ship it out in the mailer, but. 655 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 2: Even in store, imagine going, do you need a bag 656 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 2: for that? That's fifty cents. 657 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,320 Speaker 1: I think the bags that we have at Fate cost 658 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 1: me a dollar something ow Install bags are really nice. 659 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 1: I choose to pay a dollar something extra for every 660 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,480 Speaker 1: bag that we give to Install shoppers because it's a 661 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,480 Speaker 1: nice experience to give them a nice like our white 662 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 1: nice bags with the logo, and I think they're a 663 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 1: dollar something. So if we serve five hundred customers, that's 664 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,240 Speaker 1: five hundred dollars that I choose to absorb. So if 665 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: I can choose to absorb that cost why the fuck 666 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: is Coal's charging people? 667 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,320 Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. So now you're on board with. 668 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: Me and what I'm saying, give the bags for free. 669 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 2: And fuck off and die. If you don't, I'll say 670 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,280 Speaker 2: it with my full chest because that's what I'm of 671 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,959 Speaker 2: the opinion of. You can afford the thirty cents, babe. 672 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 2: And also, why do you care whether Coals gets their 673 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,480 Speaker 2: thirty cents or not? 674 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 1: Because they would make millions a year off those bags. 675 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well yeah. 676 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,000 Speaker 1: They'd make millions a year off the bags alone, and 677 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 1: that all they care about is profit. 678 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,400 Speaker 2: Can you imagine going to like McDonald's and saying, yeah, 679 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 2: I need a bag for that, and they got fifty 680 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 2: cents to put your cheeseburger and chips. 681 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,600 Speaker 1: It's funny because sure, we got to Coals and pay 682 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,000 Speaker 1: thirty cents for the paper bag. But if I all 683 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: of a sudden said from now on, the fate shopping 684 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 1: bag is fifty cents, I'd get canceled. Yeah, I'd get canceled. 685 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: But it's okay for Coals to do it. That makes 686 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,200 Speaker 1: billions of dollars. 687 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,680 Speaker 2: God, it's Britney's Round of the week. Everyone, Yeah, we 688 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 2: go with you. 689 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,360 Speaker 1: I think bags should be free. Our Fate bags are 690 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,160 Speaker 1: fucking free, and they're nice bags that you can keep. 691 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,480 Speaker 2: Put on display. Yeah, anyone displays there well, like. 692 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 1: Chuck it up in the top of your carpet, hold 693 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: stuff in it. Yeah, like it's a nice bag. I 694 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 1: could have shitty, cheap bags that cost fucking ten cents, 695 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 1: but I get a premium bag made so that my 696 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: customers have a nice experience when they walk out the 697 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 1: store with a Fate bag in their hand. Yeah. 698 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,720 Speaker 2: Fuck you. Yeah that's good. 699 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm glad you're on my side. 700 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,240 Speaker 2: So now can't you say as well, fuck off and die. 701 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,840 Speaker 1: Bug off and die if you charge customers for bags. 702 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 1: I thought you were saying fuck off and die to 703 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,360 Speaker 1: the people that work there. Yeah, no, I am. 704 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,800 Speaker 2: If they are being all high and mighty and forcing 705 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 2: people to scan, like I like, if I worked there 706 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,000 Speaker 2: and someone didn't scan their bag, I'm going I'm turning 707 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 2: a blind eye. I'm looking elsewhere. Yeah, I think, because 708 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,759 Speaker 2: I've seen it happen, Like if someone doesn't scan their 709 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 2: bag and you come over and go, sorry, darling, you 710 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 2: didn't scan that one, and you force someone to scan, 711 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,879 Speaker 2: I think you're fucking pathetic. 712 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 1: In their job. I see nowhere ever does their job. 713 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,920 Speaker 2: This is my problem. Yeah, just still in their job. Well, 714 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,640 Speaker 2: they don't do their job. Half the other time, no 715 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,880 Speaker 2: one does their job? True, who does their job? These days? 716 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,719 Speaker 2: Half the people listening to this podcast would slack off 717 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 2: at work half the time. 718 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 1: Fake girls start. 719 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 2: A fucking there's fucking coal's workers. We're worse workers. You 720 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,600 Speaker 2: can slack off for thirty seconds and not have someone. 721 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,479 Speaker 1: Scan their thirty Now, I do feel like when I am. 722 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,520 Speaker 2: In this economy, who side are you on? Are you 723 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 2: not struggling as well? Love? You know what I mean? Yeah? Like, 724 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,840 Speaker 2: why are you're acting like a billionaire? And like the 725 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,080 Speaker 2: billions of dollars that they're making from the bags are 726 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 2: going straight in your pocket? They're not, sweetie? Sorry, are 727 00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 2: you getting bonuses every year for your kprs on your bags? 728 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,720 Speaker 2: We'll tk fucking Maxis by the sounds of it, because 729 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 2: they've not even got any free plastic bag. 730 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 1: Now, I do feel like when I go to Cole's, 731 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 1: like and I am scanning stuff. If I'm just getting 732 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,239 Speaker 1: a few things and I've got my one paper bag, like, 733 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,640 Speaker 1: I do feel the person watching me to make sure 734 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,239 Speaker 1: that I've definitely scanned it. 735 00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:49,680 Speaker 2: It just is such an unenjoyable experience and I but 736 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,040 Speaker 2: the problem is what do we do about it? Because 737 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,680 Speaker 2: it's everything from now, like now we've got to we 738 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,879 Speaker 2: just keep kind of evolving from now we've got to scan. Well, 739 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,720 Speaker 2: you want us to scan our own grocery a camera 740 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,760 Speaker 2: on your face, which, by the way, that actually freaked 741 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,080 Speaker 2: me out because one time I scanned. I did the 742 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,080 Speaker 2: right thing. I scanned everything, but I put it in 743 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,520 Speaker 2: the bag and straight away it makes a noise, brings 744 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,480 Speaker 2: them over and shows a video replay of me putting 745 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,879 Speaker 2: the stuff in the bag, and it said you didn't 746 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,160 Speaker 2: scan it, and I went, well, I did scan it 747 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,800 Speaker 2: because you can see it right there on the receipt 748 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 2: and there's only one there, and there's one there, and 749 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,279 Speaker 2: so I was able to prove like actually have. But 750 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,280 Speaker 2: I thought, imagine if your had actually tried to steal 751 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,799 Speaker 2: something and that's come up, like I was, like, it 752 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,400 Speaker 2: feels like I'm being watched at every fucking time. Then 753 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,839 Speaker 2: you got the gates that don't open. Did I tell 754 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,520 Speaker 2: you about the gate? 755 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,600 Speaker 1: Yeah? You did? 756 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,120 Speaker 2: But did I say it on the podcast? 757 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:39,879 Speaker 1: I think so? 758 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 2: Was it just a voice message? To you. 759 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,400 Speaker 1: No, I think you're speaking about it on here. Okay, 760 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,480 Speaker 1: what was it recap? So you don't let you out 761 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,319 Speaker 1: in your barge it open? 762 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't think I did talk about this 763 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 2: on the podcast. And I know, okay, you know I 764 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,640 Speaker 2: knew it was a voice Did you do a video? 765 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,239 Speaker 2: I did a voice recording to you on Messenger? So 766 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,720 Speaker 2: I went to Cole's and I had obviously the whole 767 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,319 Speaker 2: experience as a whole. I just fucking hate Coals. Will 768 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,560 Speaker 2: worse al the IgA now wherever I go TK fucking Max. 769 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,279 Speaker 2: I just hate the whole experience. I had had a 770 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,560 Speaker 2: really bad experience that this one particular Coals, where like 771 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,120 Speaker 2: everything just happened to be out of stock, no worries, 772 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 2: no one's fault, but it's pissed me off because I 773 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,080 Speaker 2: can't get everything I want. So I'm like already in 774 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,880 Speaker 2: a bad mood. Then I get down and it's one 775 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,160 Speaker 2: of those nights where like there's only self served, but 776 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,799 Speaker 2: I've got half a trolley fool, so I can't go 777 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,799 Speaker 2: into like the twelve bay. I've got to do my 778 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 2: own one and there's no one available. Okay whatever, no 779 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,400 Speaker 2: one's fucking serving it's pissing me off again. Whatever, So 780 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,560 Speaker 2: then I'm scanning my groceries through, do the whole thing, 781 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:49,600 Speaker 2: and then I go to have finished everything, paid for everything. Obviously, 782 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,520 Speaker 2: haven't stolen a fucking thing, so therefore the gates should 783 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,680 Speaker 2: open automatically for me. I go up to the gates 784 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 2: that are open. I go, oh, okay, So you pull 785 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,560 Speaker 2: back a little bit and you go back down. You 786 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 2: pull back a little bit third time. 787 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,480 Speaker 1: How does it know whether to open it or not? 788 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,759 Speaker 2: Ai the cameras see, like, so you know how we 789 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,600 Speaker 2: just spoke about the cameras watching. So basically, if it 790 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,120 Speaker 2: thinks that I've stolen it or haven't paid for the trolley, 791 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,879 Speaker 2: it knows, and it doesn't open the gate. 792 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,200 Speaker 1: See I don't shop in store, so I don't know this. 793 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,760 Speaker 2: So my thing is online. The gates not opening means 794 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 2: it thinks that I'm like stealing something, right, So third 795 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,799 Speaker 2: time I pull it back and I go forward. I've 796 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 2: had a bad week, clearly, and this has happened. So 797 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 2: I'm now fuming, obviously, and I pull it back again, 798 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,920 Speaker 2: and I look over to the girl who is in 799 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,920 Speaker 2: the like twelve item or less self serve area, and 800 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,319 Speaker 2: I look over to her to get her attention to 801 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,759 Speaker 2: be like, the gates on opening, can you help me? 802 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,080 Speaker 2: And I noticed she's like pissing herself laughing at me. 803 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,480 Speaker 1: Oh like she's laughing at me. 804 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,880 Speaker 2: Well, this is just made me go not this is 805 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,879 Speaker 2: for the day. I'm like, how dare you stand over 806 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,040 Speaker 2: there while I'm clearly struggling with your fucking gates that 807 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,600 Speaker 2: you've locked me in here with? Three times I've gone 808 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,200 Speaker 2: back and forth. I look like an idiot. I look 809 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,640 Speaker 2: over for you to help me, and you're fucking laughing 810 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:19,480 Speaker 2: at me. I'm livid. This this is the iceberg has flipped. 811 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,120 Speaker 2: Not only isince the tip of the iceberg, the iceberg 812 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,120 Speaker 2: has flipped in the water and it is all systems go. 813 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:30,200 Speaker 2: And I just went a little ron Weasley, and I 814 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,080 Speaker 2: looked at those gates and I went, it's nine and 815 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,880 Speaker 2: three fucking quarters, bitch. 816 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:39,520 Speaker 3: And cut the trolley and I went fool steam ahead 817 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,080 Speaker 3: at the trolley and I I just started going wrong 818 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 3: and went straight up to the train. 819 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,239 Speaker 2: I thought, I just rammed the motherfuckers and let them 820 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,400 Speaker 2: open for me. As soon as I got to what 821 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,879 Speaker 2: they opened, and I actually was able to go through, 822 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 2: but I thought, how dare you laugh at me when 823 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,080 Speaker 2: I need help getting out of this bloody store? And 824 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,480 Speaker 2: I'm like, not not the day, not the day to 825 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,880 Speaker 2: fuck with me, sweetie, And so I just went on, 826 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,160 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna ram them, and then I just went 827 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,480 Speaker 2: straight up towards them, and anyway, they ended up opening 828 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,440 Speaker 2: when they saw me bounding. 829 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,319 Speaker 1: Over like a fucking ram or a ballow. I just 830 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,480 Speaker 1: went steam coming out of eat. Yes, what else? 831 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,680 Speaker 2: What else am I to do? What else am I 832 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 2: to do? After that harrowing experience? Three times the charm 833 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,839 Speaker 2: clearly not look over, she's laughing at me. Oh went, well, 834 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,799 Speaker 2: what else am I meant to do besides ram the 835 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,440 Speaker 2: goddamn things? And then obviously, so there's my word of 836 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640 Speaker 2: advice everyone, if you ever do get stuck in, just 837 00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,920 Speaker 2: run at them, because evidently I think they get a 838 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,879 Speaker 2: bit scared and open by themselves. Anyway, the AI goes, 839 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,839 Speaker 2: oh fuck, this one's serious, and I was. 840 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,200 Speaker 1: Well, that's another episode done in dusted, Matthew. 841 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels good to get that off my chest. 842 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,440 Speaker 2: This is like a therapy session for me. 843 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 844 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,880 Speaker 2: Anyway, if if you do work at a supermarket, I 845 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,160 Speaker 2: don't want to hear it, don't don't talk to me 846 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,560 Speaker 2: about it. Couldn't care less, babes. I'm in a Italy. 847 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,440 Speaker 2: If you've got a problem with anything I've said in 848 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,279 Speaker 2: this video, send me an email. I'll get back to 849 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,799 Speaker 2: you in six to eight business weeks. 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You just have to h 860 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,720 Speaker 2: hear us what full on about? 861 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, and like that's your payment. You have to like subscribe, 862 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,480 Speaker 1: share greatest five stars, tell a friend about High Scrollers. 863 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,640 Speaker 1: Come on, do some work for us. 864 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,840 Speaker 2: Scrollers anyway, Joel better, let you go. I've gotta go 865 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,760 Speaker 2: hand out some Windyan