Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day, every lazy gentleman,
Speaker 1: Adelaides journey and hazy. I'm not one who knows too
Speaker 1: much about fashion jokes. No, but when you rolled in
Speaker 1: here for twenty twenty five yesterday, you're either sporting a
Speaker 1: left moon boot or a giant rebock pump. What's going on?
Speaker 1: And just on the left side, Yeah, just.
Speaker 2: On the left side.
Speaker 3: So sometimes life just doesn't pan out, you know, the
Speaker 3: way you plan it. I didn't plan to start twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five with a busted foot.
Speaker 1: But here we are welcome and this is your year.
Speaker 2: Thank you so very much.
Speaker 3: I've spent too much time in a moonboot, as you
Speaker 3: would know, over the journey, and I'm a.
Speaker 2: Little bit over it.
Speaker 3: So what I have finally decided is that me and
Speaker 3: my beautiful lover, Netball probably need to separate. What Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I think the time has come in my late thirties
Speaker 3: where Netbull and I probably need to call it quits. Right.
Speaker 1: This is tough, This is really tough.
Speaker 3: Anyone who's been through a breakup will understand exactly what
Speaker 3: I'm going through.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that you have to go through this.
Speaker 1: That's what I will say is, and I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to add fuel to the fire. You're saying it's mutual.
Speaker 1: Netbule saying is saying that they broke up with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, netflk'say. So what I thought i'd do to make
Speaker 3: it at least feel like it was. My decision is
Speaker 3: sit down and pen a heartbreaking.
Speaker 2: Netball letter to say, do you know what?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: And I? I think we're done?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You poor things?
Speaker 4: S dear Netball.
Speaker 2: There's no other way to say this.
Speaker 3: You and I need to separate because you keep hurting me,
Speaker 3: and this week you went ahead and you broke my foot.
Speaker 3: We'll be together for decades, and I've loved you for
Speaker 3: as long as I can remember, but just lately, I
Speaker 3: feel like you've been gaslighting me, telling me to keep
Speaker 3: going when you know I'm just not good enough or
Speaker 3: committed anymore. There's no amount of sugar free power, raided
Speaker 3: volta and twelve point fives that can sustain this relationship.
Speaker 3: And how I didn't know that the end of our
Speaker 3: union would be Tuesday night netball.
Speaker 2: At the Ica. Stepney, who knew?
Speaker 3: And before you ask, there is no one else except
Speaker 3: for the Thunderbirds, But nothing ever happened between the two
Speaker 3: of us. I swear I'm going to miss you in
Speaker 3: our weekly dates, but you've put me in a moon
Speaker 3: boot once too often, and I just don't trust you anymore.
Speaker 3: I will always love you, my netty, but this is
Speaker 3: goodbye for reels or until my footthels in time for
Speaker 3: the twenty twenty five winter season as all waves netball.
Speaker 2: Here if you need o body.
Speaker 5: Hur.
Speaker 1: Sum. It's such a beautiful way to end it as well.
Speaker 1: Here if you need Oh my gosh, you poor thing.
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: I'm alright. I'm actually quite painful.
Speaker 3: I did it last just during mixed social netball, for
Speaker 3: goodness sake. Came down and there was such a massive
Speaker 3: crack at my foot that the guy that I was
Speaker 3: playing against goes, oh god.
Speaker 1: Tip boy, it's like a whip crack.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: And then I went and got an X ray and
Speaker 3: the woman who was taking it said, oh, look, I
Speaker 3: should probably leave this for your doctor to tell you,
Speaker 3: but oh my god, big crack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good. Do you know what. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to miss you turning up on a Wednesday. I'm
Speaker 1: so tired. Yes, I'm late. I had mixed netball last
Speaker 1: night and it didn't start till nine forty.
Speaker 2: I'll call time on our relationship too.
Speaker 1: If you're not careful, Hey, look, any condolence texts or
Speaker 1: anything I was sent through, please do so. I for
Speaker 1: double nine one nine nine one nine.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm being quite serious about this.
Speaker 3: If you've broken up with netball, if you've had to
Speaker 3: make the decision, enough is enough. Yeah, give us all
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four to ten and just cry with me,
Speaker 3: Cry with me.
Speaker 1: Baby, It's fine. Our first text just came through. It's
Speaker 1: from your knees and all it says is ye, should
Speaker 1: we get a saws week? Goodbye to you, be anchor?
Speaker 6: Good morning hazy.
Speaker 1: How are you you're coming through? Well, take us through it.
Speaker 1: You're going through a break up as well?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, so might.
Speaker 6: It's been a long time coming. I've been like Jodie,
Speaker 6: had injuries and injuries. I played for fourteen years.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and in wait sorry, and what was the
Speaker 3: final straw, bi Anchor?
Speaker 6: I dislocated and fractured my elbow and needed a basement.
Speaker 1: A dislocated elbow. So was it out and you had
Speaker 1: to put it back in?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: It was out?
Speaker 6: And then they tried to put it in three times
Speaker 6: and then ended up having to cast it and then
Speaker 6: it didn't line up properly, so I had have surgery
Speaker 6: and so and.
Speaker 2: So you've delivered the news to netball that you're not
Speaker 2: coming back. Is that right?
Speaker 6: The doctor's delivered it for me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, did Nipple break up with you ya a friend? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sorry, you have.
Speaker 3: To find something a lot less taxing on your limbs.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Okay, So Lexi from Findon, you've also
Speaker 3: had a breakup with Nipple.
Speaker 1: I shall have.
Speaker 6: It's very sad, I must say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's devastating, isn't it?
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 6: I am I've had an ankle reconstruction about four years ago,
Speaker 6: and I'm all waiting shoulder reconstruction hopefully this year.
Speaker 1: The word reconstruction and netball get to use far too
Speaker 1: much incentences requently.
Speaker 3: Did this happen on a hard concrete court or was
Speaker 3: it more a indoor court?
Speaker 1: No, this is a hard outdoor court.
Speaker 4: I played for a walk club.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, actually very strong club.
Speaker 1: I hate Wildcats.
Speaker 2: That's my club.
Speaker 3: They're the Cats though. You are right, Oh, Lexi, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry to hear about your breakup. Hanging hang in there.
Speaker 1: Che, thank you for cole so you guys can all
Speaker 1: mourn together. That's a good thing. This is feel from freeling.
Speaker 1: He texted in, saying, Jodie is the John fun of netple.
Speaker 1: Should we back? It's a big retirement to her. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry you answered this change and everybody called through
Speaker 1: as well. Thank you for sharing your heartbreaking moments that
Speaker 1: you've had with netball where it's gone pear shaped and
Speaker 1: you've had to break up. And of course anyone who
Speaker 1: gets on air automatically goes so on the stand by
Speaker 1: list for Nova's cashuald of thing.
Speaker 2: We start playing as we're young girls. So for a
Speaker 2: lot of people it's a decade long love affair with
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 3: Oh che, next minute it's over and you're hobbling around
Speaker 3: an ugly neat brace or an ankle brace.
Speaker 1: And then next minute, two months later, late at night,
Speaker 1: maybe a Saturday night, you get a little text. Guess
Speaker 1: who it is Netball. All it says is you up?
Speaker 1: How are you responding? Jod's you should ignore it. You
Speaker 1: should ignore it.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to leave netble hanging with a couple
Speaker 3: of dots for a little while, just for about a
Speaker 3: minute or two and see what it does.
Speaker 1: Replies again, Wyd what you doing. I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know now, I need to know, I
Speaker 1: need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what news today to know this,
Speaker 3: here's what you need to know. What you need to
Speaker 3: know With Jody and As, I don't want to degress
Speaker 3: too much. But before we get into the fact that
Speaker 3: Craig Tiley is called for Novak Djokovic to be immortalized
Speaker 3: into the statue form at Melbourne Park, can we touch
Speaker 3: because we were away We touched briefly on the os
Speaker 3: Open this year.
Speaker 2: I mean I felt embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I felt embarrassed for the spectators sitting there booing everyone
Speaker 3: and everything. Like, I just thought it was a super
Speaker 3: poor reflection of US as a country.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna look very good abroad. No, no,
Speaker 1: and in particular me. Novak himself has had some issues
Speaker 1: in Australia. Yeah, little sorts of things, and the latest
Speaker 1: claim that he was poisoned when he was in quarantine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was interesting.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of the ozz Open this year was
Speaker 3: the American tennis player who was the absolute villain because
Speaker 3: she was playing in Australia.
Speaker 1: Danielle Collins.
Speaker 2: I love her and she came out She's like, oh
Speaker 2: do you know what?
Speaker 3: She's not good on you for turning up because me
Speaker 3: and my friends we like yourts.
Speaker 2: We like Mostar and.
Speaker 1: Coco gar That's what we like to do. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can kiss my air?
Speaker 2: Is it wrong that I loved that?
Speaker 3: I loved it as well, Like she embraced all the
Speaker 3: hate and just went back at your idiots.
Speaker 2: You paid for a ticket to go and watch.
Speaker 1: Me because there's nothing worse than the whole. Or I
Speaker 1: paid for a ticket, I can do what I want
Speaker 1: in the stands. Well, don't be surprised if an athlete
Speaker 1: eventually turns around and gives it back to you. Don't
Speaker 1: sit there and be like, you can't do that.
Speaker 3: To me, And guess what, I go and buy a
Speaker 3: burgers Sometimes. It doesn't make me able to be an
Speaker 3: absolute shit human?
Speaker 2: Does it? Just because I paid thirteen ninety five?
Speaker 1: Does it put you in a pretty awful mood?
Speaker 8: Though some of the prices those days, you more than most,
Speaker 8: you a little tighter, No back, Jocovic, though this is
Speaker 8: Are we about to have a very very very small debate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Craig Tyley coming out and saying that he should
Speaker 1: be immortalized by a statue while he's still playing, still
Speaker 1: active and obviously still alive. I'm all for this, really,
Speaker 1: the dudes want it. Ten times.
Speaker 2: Actually, that is quite exceptional.
Speaker 1: Ten times I think I can comfortably say this and
Speaker 1: by the time if this does in fact prove me
Speaker 1: to be wrong, that no one will remember anyway in
Speaker 1: the open era, no one will ever ever win the
Speaker 1: Australian Open in the men's circuit again ten times?
Speaker 2: What about Sinner? He might he's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Well, he might be facing a little doping man that's
Speaker 1: going to hold him back a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. But there is the argument though, like.
Speaker 3: What's the point in immortalizing someone in statue once they're dead?
Speaker 3: Like if you would have put a statue of me
Speaker 3: outside Nova once I've died, and what's the point in that?
Speaker 2: How am I supposed to feel good about myself?
Speaker 1: Just just say, just to get a bit of an insight.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's going to happen? Do you think
Speaker 1: his plans in place? Don't about their glads? It's got
Speaker 1: to be Jody who's that coming?
Speaker 2: Okay, not me?
Speaker 1: Oh, and just quickly as well. See if you're a
Speaker 1: TikTok fan, and particularly over there, there's so much uncertainty
Speaker 1: with what's going to happen with Donald Trump in charge,
Speaker 1: but there is talks that Microsoft may take over and
Speaker 1: buy TikTok. It should be a great result for the Americans.
Speaker 2: How does that look in real time? So you want
Speaker 2: to get on TikTok?
Speaker 1: So Clippy just oh my god, Clippy.
Speaker 3: Clearlip, would you like to see the latest food preparation videos?
Speaker 2: And you're like, bugger off clip.
Speaker 1: How about the timing of Clippy throughout his short tenure
Speaker 1: the bike just never knew how to time himself into
Speaker 1: a social situation. What about when you're a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old bloke on the farm and you've just discovered, just
Speaker 1: discovered the Internet, and it's like midnight and you know,
Speaker 1: Mum and Dad's sleep and you think I'm safe here,
Speaker 1: and then halfway through Clippi pops up and goes, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And then the next morning, and
Speaker 1: then the next morning Dad comes out and goes, hey, mate,
Speaker 1: why is Clippy crying and shaking in the corner?
Speaker 9: Don't know that The following segment is the mature audiences
Speaker 9: only and may contain how to all content, graphic language
Speaker 9: and nudity, not that you'll see it is easily offended. Well,
Speaker 9: you're about to find out just how easily your father.
Speaker 7: He's only money Jody and has six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, block your ears. It's about get wild
Speaker 1: night studio.
Speaker 3: And I'm about to degrade myself in just a moment.
Speaker 3: But have you ever asked yourself, why is it.
Speaker 2: That when I walk into Bunnings I need to do
Speaker 2: a poop?
Speaker 1: Is? Yeah, it isn't me. It's a thing.
Speaker 2: And if you ever wondered that, don't worry.
Speaker 3: You're not alone because people are asking the question online
Speaker 3: what is behind the Bunnings bathroom urge? Why is it
Speaker 3: that the minute you walk into those doors and you
Speaker 3: see those beautiful men and women in the green aprons
Speaker 3: with the red Bunning sign on it, that you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, he's specifically the men.
Speaker 2: It's definitely not.
Speaker 1: Is it the Is it the green polos that are
Speaker 1: doing it?
Speaker 2: I'm not Bunning follow entirely.
Speaker 3: Sure, I will get to the science behind it in
Speaker 3: just a moment.
Speaker 2: That This is a girl called listening to Price.
Speaker 3: She's a podcast post also known as rooms, and she
Speaker 3: explains what happens to her when she walks into the
Speaker 3: hardware store.
Speaker 7: I went to Bunnings ware House to buy a hammer,
Speaker 7: and as soon as I walked in, I just had
Speaker 7: this wave. I had this wave wash over my body
Speaker 7: that I really needed to take a shit. And this
Speaker 7: happens to me without fail, every single time that I
Speaker 7: go to Bunnings Warehouse. And so I posted about it
Speaker 7: and not kidding, I reckon. One hundred and fifty people
Speaker 7: messaged me saying that they have the exact same phenomena.
Speaker 7: But the most harrowing account of this phenomena came from
Speaker 7: an ex employee of Bunnings. Five times in five years
Speaker 7: did this man see actual human feces in the display to.
Speaker 1: The display toilet produce?
Speaker 3: The display toilet is just open right like this is
Speaker 3: not like an actual portaloo like a toilet. It's just
Speaker 3: like a dead sit in the middle of the lighting
Speaker 3: section in funny.
Speaker 1: It would be, and when the seats close, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, it's happened again.
Speaker 3: So apparently the science behind it is that there is
Speaker 3: a unique and profound relationship between the brain and the gut.
Speaker 3: So there's a guy called doctor Zach Turner who said
Speaker 3: Bunnings is a century playground. Timber fertilizes potting mix and varnishes,
Speaker 3: mingle with the unmistakable aroma of sausage. Thiszling outside and
Speaker 3: these smells can stimulate the vagus nerve, kicking digestion into
Speaker 3: gear and creating that all too familia.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or do you live in fear of that need to
Speaker 3: go to the toilet immediately if not sooner in a
Speaker 3: place where you cannot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to be open, open, because nice and early.
Speaker 1: I think I've got reasonably quite close. I crapped myself
Speaker 1: the other day, and it's always after. It's always after
Speaker 1: a coffee, if it's one or two coffees. I think
Speaker 1: most people, once you have a coffee, it's just it
Speaker 1: flicks a switch, isn't it. It's game on.
Speaker 3: Sometimes less than two minutes where you're okay, I'm going
Speaker 3: to regret asking this question.
Speaker 2: Where did you grab yourself? Mate?
Speaker 1: So I went for a run and I went from
Speaker 1: I was going past it Glenelg when I was two
Speaker 1: k's by the time I got to Glenelg, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm I'm in serious trouble here. And it
Speaker 1: was a public tourt there, but it was completely full.
Speaker 1: For some reason, there was a lineup. So, and I
Speaker 1: hate to say it, and this is probably while they're
Speaker 1: going bust, but I had to go to a chibo.
Speaker 1: I went to the GBO and by the time I
Speaker 1: got in there some things that already happened. But it
Speaker 1: was all good. It was manageable, okay. But since then, yeah,
Speaker 1: cheebo completely bug it branch in one incident.
Speaker 3: Well, I just very I'll very quickly tell this story
Speaker 3: and I'll probably regret it.
Speaker 2: But this happened to me the other day.
Speaker 3: You know that urge where you're like, I've got eighteen
Speaker 3: seconds before i have to find a toilet otherwise I'm
Speaker 3: in real trouble.
Speaker 1: Was the way you walk, as well as real straight
Speaker 1: arch back.
Speaker 3: I was going to pilates together day. I drove two
Speaker 3: minutes from my house and I went, oh my god,
Speaker 3: and I'm gone, screeched into the OA here, sprinted past
Speaker 3: the subway, bitto.
Speaker 2: The toilet just in time. But do you think I
Speaker 2: made that pilates class? Oh no, I did not. It's
Speaker 2: a good fifteen.
Speaker 7: Minutes in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you needed a shower after that.
Speaker 3: So every now and then, I'm my TV is naturally
Speaker 3: attuned to Channel ten permanently, but I'll just casually flick
Speaker 3: over just to see.
Speaker 1: What your Sometimes I don't know, maybe the kids have
Speaker 1: just flicked stations for some reason. Yeah, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the kids grab the remote and play with it,
Speaker 3: and oh, there we are Channel seven News. Anyway, you're
Speaker 3: sitting on the desk, they're about to rip into your
Speaker 3: sport and you're coming off the back of a story
Speaker 3: about Maslin's Beach.
Speaker 2: Everyone the contents of the story.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So they do a thing every single
Speaker 1: week on Channel seven called flashback and done beautifully by
Speaker 1: Michael Smith. And this week was fifty years celebrating Mason's Beach,
Speaker 1: And of course that is a genuine nude beach. There's
Speaker 1: a part of Mason's Beach if you're just running after
Speaker 1: the first time where it's a proper nude area and
Speaker 1: they're celebrating fifty years of nudeness.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's cute about what you just said
Speaker 3: is you are working on the assumption they're not. Everyone
Speaker 3: knows that Maslin's is an absolute notice beach.
Speaker 2: Everyone's across that. Yeah you know that?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah I do. And it was you know, it's
Speaker 1: quite shocking when I moved down here, because I moved
Speaker 1: down here in two thousand and six and never knew
Speaker 1: things like this actually existed. There's genuine legal areas for
Speaker 1: people to be nude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you ever ventured down there and thought, you
Speaker 3: know what I might get.
Speaker 1: Amongst Okay, let me finish this sentence before we rip in.
Speaker 1: I was down there with the kids the other day.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it is a true story?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Because if you get away all the super super old
Speaker 1: willies that are hitting you in the face down there,
Speaker 1: what she will see is it is the most gorgeous,
Speaker 1: one of the most gorgeous parts of South Australia. The
Speaker 1: cliffs that come down like they're big cliffs that come
Speaker 1: down to the beach. So it is quite a popular
Speaker 1: spot to take photos. We took the kids down there
Speaker 1: about six months ago and we had family photos at
Speaker 1: around about seven o'clock that night. We'll fight through all
Speaker 1: sorts of different willies, but we got through. And what
Speaker 1: I will say is technology these days with AI and
Speaker 1: editing things out absolutely unbelievable. No, we didn't run into
Speaker 1: any willies, right, but you've just got to you've just
Speaker 1: got to get past the whole nakedness and realize that
Speaker 1: it's actually gorgeous. Part Vessa, I just feel like.
Speaker 3: Of all the beaches in South Australia to have family photos,
Speaker 3: the very last one I would ever whose would be
Speaker 3: the only newdist speech in South Australia.
Speaker 1: And all I will say it is my wife's car
Speaker 1: Idea really not me, Are you sure? Because that's the
Speaker 1: other thing you've ever gone on Mason's Beach and you
Speaker 1: see what's going on there. I don't know if there's
Speaker 1: like an age limit, but it's almost like you've got
Speaker 1: to be sixty plus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I came.
Speaker 1: So what's with that?
Speaker 3: By the way, is anyone going down to Maslin's thinking
Speaker 3: I'm going to see some young hot things strolling along
Speaker 3: the beaches anyone under that misconception?
Speaker 1: Yes, because if you do that, she's going to be
Speaker 1: really really uninspired.
Speaker 3: And sadly disappointed. Yes, sagglely disappointed.
Speaker 1: MAPS is going to be interesting this year because we
Speaker 1: already have a villain we do.
Speaker 2: His name is Tim.
Speaker 3: He's a pe teacher, so Basically, he referees dodgeball for a.
Speaker 1: Living, wears footy shorts to work.
Speaker 2: That's the drone, That's that's him.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he's rocked up and he said, don't worry about this, guys,
Speaker 3: I'm genuine.
Speaker 2: I'm here for love. I will not call the wool
Speaker 2: over your eyes.
Speaker 3: Next minute, he's getting filmed after he met his lovely
Speaker 3: bride called Katie, who's thirty seven and just has a
Speaker 3: penchant for statement necklaces, like a like a crocodile, like
Speaker 3: a lizard. She had an lizard nexles on last night.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, stunning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it matched his nose ring. So did he
Speaker 2: have a nose ring too?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He does, does Heah?
Speaker 4: And he's got things to say, does he? He's got
Speaker 4: some criticisms.
Speaker 3: Well, he's got plenty of things to say about his
Speaker 3: new bride, who he was, needless to say, very unimpressed with,
Speaker 3: because he stormed off after the ceremony unbeknownst to Tim. Now,
Speaker 3: I mean, Tim, have you ever watched this show, because
Speaker 3: we've invested four nights a week for the last two.
Speaker 2: Years in this show.
Speaker 3: You had cameras on you when you decided to go
Speaker 3: on a bit of a rant about your new bride
Speaker 3: and guess what it wasn't complimentary.
Speaker 1: Just picture this as well. Yeah, the camera angle from
Speaker 1: Tim is ages away. Yeah, so I feel like he
Speaker 1: thinks that he's in the clear and he's in the private.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's this safe space having a chat with
Speaker 3: a produce.
Speaker 2: So she's got my back.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't dog me bro nothing. Well, guess what she
Speaker 1: dogged you, brother?
Speaker 4: Totally not what I wanted.
Speaker 1: Good. I normally go just short, petite.
Speaker 5: Blonde or brunette like Katie's yeah, nothing what normally i'd
Speaker 5: go for.
Speaker 1: There's no attraction.
Speaker 2: There's nothing there, and I can tell straight.
Speaker 1: Away, and it's just sort of like I'm shatter it.
Speaker 1: And just like as soon as I was up out,
Speaker 1: the giveaway that he was getting recorded was when the
Speaker 1: producer went, we've got our villain.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I don't normally go for someone who says she's nothing
Speaker 3: what I normally go for it.
Speaker 2: That's not than what nothing what I normally go for.
Speaker 4: Poor girl watching this back, he's like I normally go
Speaker 4: for short, petite and blonde or brunette when she's a redhead.
Speaker 4: So it's like other three options it would never have
Speaker 4: been her.
Speaker 2: And I saw her the next morning and she's waking up.
Speaker 3: She's the whole face is tears stained, and she's like,
Speaker 3: he said that he wanted to sleep in separate bedrooms
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh yeah. And then it's revealed that
Speaker 3: she's come on the show because she's got self esteem issues.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, love that. Yes said she's been single
Speaker 1: for ten years, so she thought that she would go
Speaker 1: find the love of her life via the experiments guided
Speaker 1: by the experts. And we speak to John Aiken quite
Speaker 1: regularly lovely, bok so lovely.
Speaker 3: But I even I am now like you guys, give
Speaker 3: it up, give it up, give up the bruce. You
Speaker 3: ain't on this show to match people so they can
Speaker 3: find true love. You are putting this show together to
Speaker 3: entertain us and to exploit people's vulnerabilities, like poor old
Speaker 3: thirty seven year old single Katie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's got self esteem?
Speaker 1: How could you not see this coming? Katie? Wake up?
Speaker 4: Do you even like John aikin? Is he actually a
Speaker 4: nice guy or does he just give you compliments every time?
Speaker 2: So he's playing you like a fiddle.
Speaker 3: He's gaslighting you by making you think that you're worthy
Speaker 3: and that he's.
Speaker 4: A good bloke.
Speaker 1: I'd be shatted if I was watching her back and
Speaker 1: there was secret vision of John Aiken talking to the producer
Speaker 1: being like, he's not my type. Let's talk gen Z
Speaker 1: headline for you. I'm just joking to the junior and
Speaker 1: vice president of the gen Z Club and that his
Speaker 1: producers are.
Speaker 2: We headline for you.
Speaker 3: Gen Z are so incapable of cooking they cannot even
Speaker 3: make an omelet. They branded that particular one ingredient dish
Speaker 3: too stressful.
Speaker 1: One ingredient dish as well, So we're not even talking
Speaker 1: about adding in ingredients. Just what two three eggs? So
Speaker 1: flip it and see how it goes.
Speaker 3: So nearly two thirds of gen zed adults admit they
Speaker 3: lack basic cooking skills, with around sixty one percent saying
Speaker 3: they cannot make an omelet.
Speaker 2: Stop looking at me, you're the only gens.
Speaker 4: Appointing for my generation. We can cook omelets?
Speaker 1: Surely no, you know how to order an omelet on overeats.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count.
Speaker 4: How growth that would be by the time I got that,
Speaker 4: I don't know that.
Speaker 3: You two injits should be speaking too loudly, because produce
Speaker 3: a flak, you admitted, and you're what a millennial?
Speaker 2: You can't cook an omelet?
Speaker 1: No, I've never cooked an omelet. I don't know how to.
Speaker 4: That's embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Oh thanks, I've never cooked a normally.
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 5: I cannot honestly tell you the last time I.
Speaker 1: A thing had a split, cracked an egg? Cracked an egg?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: No idea?
Speaker 2: Can you can you poach an egg?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is? Can you can you
Speaker 1: throw an egg? Did that a few times when I
Speaker 1: was younger? Absolutely?
Speaker 5: I don't know how to cook eggs. So I've seen
Speaker 5: you do an omelet? Did you do an omelet.
Speaker 2: Sometimes every week?
Speaker 3: No? I do omelots every kindle for tata, but also
Speaker 3: onleots every weekend.
Speaker 2: I love a good on that that's really good.
Speaker 4: It's just so good.
Speaker 2: And you chucking some.
Speaker 3: Tomato and baby spinach, a fetter, some mushrooms maybe if
Speaker 3: you're feeling fancy, some spring onions, you know? Do you
Speaker 3: know it surprised me about you because I said, okay,
Speaker 3: if you want to poach an egg, get some of
Speaker 3: those silicon round egg holder things, right, And you said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I like the things then, so you can
Speaker 3: do like star shaped poached eggs. I'm like, no, that's
Speaker 3: a cookie cutter. As a cookie cutter.
Speaker 1: Don't put a cookie cutter in the frying pan. How
Speaker 1: many times we got to tell you that?
Speaker 5: Now I figured that out, But I remember in the
Speaker 5: third draw down growing up, there was those things, and
Speaker 5: I thought they were all for eggs.
Speaker 2: So you've got poached egg shaped santas have you?
Speaker 1: For Christmas? Absolutely?
Speaker 8: Mom?
Speaker 1: Can I have some star eggs? No, Alex, that's not
Speaker 1: a thing. Thirteen twenty four ten. What can't you expose
Speaker 1: yourself for somebody else? Because we're in a saf space
Speaker 1: and no judgment here. I'm so so very thankful that
Speaker 1: I'm married to a lovely lady who really likes baking.
Speaker 1: Caral loves it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also she's a very good cook.
Speaker 2: She's a goddess.
Speaker 1: I don't think she enjoys it, but she's very very
Speaker 1: good at When I was single, I, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I would cook chicken. We'd cut up the chicken and
Speaker 1: we'd put it in the frying pan with a dash
Speaker 1: of oil, and you get the frozen veggies and you'd
Speaker 1: whack it all in there. The only sort of flavor
Speaker 1: that you would add to that would be salt be
Speaker 1: But no, that's how you would live. That's how I
Speaker 1: lived for about four or five years. It gives you
Speaker 1: all the basic needs that you know require. That's a
Speaker 1: function really healthy.
Speaker 4: So I think, you know what I've thought about it.
Speaker 4: I think there are two sides to gen z. There
Speaker 4: are the gen zetters that are all over the TikTok
Speaker 4: recipes and Instagram recipes, and they're really good cooks and
Speaker 4: they're awesome. And then there's the useless ones, which we're
Speaker 4: referring to. Yeah, and I'd like to think they don't exist,
Speaker 4: but they do. My girlfriend's housemates, one of my friend's
Speaker 4: housemates gets Uber eats every single day, every single day.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 4: You got no calacy to learn how to cook when
Speaker 4: you was ordering in every day.
Speaker 2: So I think, like when I grew up, I had
Speaker 2: to cook.
Speaker 3: I was cooking family meals by the time I was
Speaker 3: like thirteen because Mum worked, not shift right, so that
Speaker 3: was it. I had to If I didn't cook, no
Speaker 3: one cooked. Wow, so no one ate. So like now
Speaker 3: I don't understand because all these young girls and boys,
Speaker 3: their parents all work, So how were you not uber,
Speaker 3: it's awful.
Speaker 1: Family meals since I was thirty, and it sounds like
Speaker 1: the start of a documentary thirty for thirty. If I
Speaker 1: didn't cook, no one, that's just how we grew up.
Speaker 3: If I didn't jump on a bike and cycle there
Speaker 3: was no electricity.
Speaker 1: I used to walk fifteen miles to school every morning,
Speaker 1: thirty to thirty four ten. What can't you cook? Expose yourself,
Speaker 1: maybe exposing partner. It's really really nice to save space.
Speaker 1: But let's have some fun with this, shall we. Yes, please,
Speaker 1: let's go to one of the most gorgeous places in
Speaker 1: the world, and that is West Croydon. Good morning, Rose,
Speaker 1: good morning. How are you going well, Rose Dobin? Your
Speaker 1: son please?
Speaker 8: Well, he certainly can't cook egs, but he was just
Speaker 8: staring blankly at the toaster one day wondering how it works.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Rose, how old?
Speaker 1: It was ten at the time, so not quite you know,
Speaker 1: but still it should be able to make toast at
Speaker 1: that age. I would have thought, Yeah, we're in that
Speaker 1: stage right now, so six and a four year old.
Speaker 1: The six year old can make toast, well, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think the four year old is getting close.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, how hard is it?
Speaker 3: You put you put the bread in the doaster and
Speaker 3: you push a button down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I think my four year old
Speaker 1: was trying to put the toaster on top of the bread.
Speaker 1: Could not work out what he needed to do.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I heard the other day, Rose,
Speaker 3: which was quite interesting? You know when you put the
Speaker 3: number between say one and five. I thought it was like,
Speaker 3: how brown you wanted to toast? Apparently that's the length
Speaker 3: of time.
Speaker 1: That's a big debate. Now it's time. It's definitely time,
Speaker 1: is it.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so equals brownness quite stocks the end of equation.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you so much for your call. Jesse from
Speaker 3: the city. Hi Jesse, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Is this you? What can't you cook?
Speaker 1: I can't cook?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: That's the one. Do you know what, Jesse? I'm when
Speaker 1: I go in to bat for you. When I was
Speaker 1: a youngster finding my way, trying to find the love
Speaker 1: of my life, and we'd probably have rice with each
Speaker 1: and devy meal. I couldn't pick cook it either. Do
Speaker 1: you have an issue with glugginess? Yeah? Or I burned
Speaker 1: the right to the pop yep, same thing. Rice comes
Speaker 1: out gluggy at the top. And in an absolute crispy
Speaker 1: burnie mess that ruined Japan down the bottom.
Speaker 3: Just got a little tip for you now, Jesse, So
Speaker 3: go along to Cole's purchase rice in a packet.
Speaker 2: It's all done for you.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Peel off the corner of the pouch. Forty five seconds
Speaker 3: you're away, Dowe. That's all you have to do.
Speaker 1: That's what I've resorted to, right, that's that changed the
Speaker 1: riceing game forever everything, you know, It changed the Bachelor
Speaker 1: game forever.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 1: Joe's last couple of days have been mind blowing to
Speaker 1: say the least.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolute chaos outside the magistrates court yesterday as a
Speaker 3: group of allegendi or Nazi representatives. Can you remember they
Speaker 3: marched down North Terrace on the weekend in a seemingly
Speaker 3: white supremacist protest. So they all faced court yesterday. The
Speaker 3: alleged leader of the gang refused to take bail, elected
Speaker 3: to stay behind bars as his protest against the judicial system.
Speaker 3: There was a guy called Joel Davis who is seemingly
Speaker 3: a member of this group. He confronted a police officer
Speaker 3: yesterday after he was accused of wearing a neo Nazi
Speaker 3: symbol during the protest. This is an account of the
Speaker 3: audio or the exchange, the very heated exchange between him
Speaker 3: and a member of sapole.
Speaker 1: You're not a legislator, you're not a judge. You're a
Speaker 1: police officer. Do your job according to the laws on
Speaker 1: the books. Make them up as you go. All right,
Speaker 1: let me know when you're down and allow no boom
Speaker 1: lost that one champion.
Speaker 3: Neo Nazi representative zero, let me go, let me know
Speaker 3: when you finish ranting, and then I will promptly arrest you.
Speaker 1: No no.
Speaker 3: And then another alleged member of the group detailed their
Speaker 3: plans to build a community in out back Australia.
Speaker 2: And this is what, according to him, that will look like. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the boys would like to get some land in a
Speaker 2: rural area and have white families raising our children together.
Speaker 2: Where do we even start?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you start?
Speaker 2: This is here's where I'd like to start.
Speaker 3: What women are you going to entice into outback Australia
Speaker 3: to pro create with you and create these little families?
Speaker 3: Because I don't know a woman alive who would actively
Speaker 3: participate in any sort of activity that would reproduce another
Speaker 3: human with you.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a very very good call, and you'd hope so,
Speaker 1: particularly in this country. But I mentioned a few times now,
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't know this sort of behavior, these groups,
Speaker 1: this sort of ideology even existed in Australia, and even
Speaker 1: like and you know that America's got so much going
Speaker 1: on and places all over the world. But this sort
Speaker 1: of feels like something from a movie, does it, not like,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yeah, exactly right. But then there's probably
Speaker 1: a part of me that feels sorry for some of
Speaker 1: these blokes. If they've come up with a childhood and
Speaker 1: if they can sort of trigger it back to a
Speaker 1: childhood where they're in such an environment where this is
Speaker 1: the place where they feel like they've got a sense
Speaker 1: of belonging, that's really really sad. Yeah, but if there's
Speaker 1: no excuses down that path as well, and there's no
Speaker 1: excuses at all, But if they've come up through a
Speaker 1: reasonably sensible childhood, then this is how do you explain
Speaker 1: it anyway else? That what a bunch of losers, What
Speaker 1: a bunch of absolute losers who feel like this is
Speaker 1: their best way to have a sense of belonging and
Speaker 1: get attention. Oh my god, you absolute knobs.
Speaker 3: Like, come on, yeah, I think you run into real
Speaker 3: trouble when you disempower people and they feel small, and
Speaker 3: then the only way they can regain that power is
Speaker 3: to find other people who feel the same way and
Speaker 3: they join groups like this.
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of groups, all sorts of friendship groups
Speaker 1: that you can feel biling and I'm talking all sorts
Speaker 1: of different hobbies. Yeah, it sort of feels like there's
Speaker 1: no excuse not to have friends. Now there's someone for everyone.
Speaker 1: But if you go down this path, this has got
Speaker 1: to be the absolute lowest that you can you can
Speaker 1: get to. And this is on them and they want
Speaker 1: to be all big, mighty and typh and this is
Speaker 1: what we stand for. Boys, you losers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you think you're big men. Being a big
Speaker 3: man is having empathy for other humans. Being a big
Speaker 3: man is realizing that they're all sorts of different shapes,
Speaker 3: colors of skin, of whatever that may be, and having
Speaker 3: empathy for other people and having understanding of other people's situations,
Speaker 3: not thinking that you are superior to them.
Speaker 1: The sad thing is that, let's say, if it was
Speaker 1: generations back then, there could be excused for lack of education.
Speaker 1: No education Now and particularly these blokes are the type
Speaker 1: of blokes who would probably idolize YouTube as etc. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and YouTube is a very very good spot to find
Speaker 1: some correct information, but they choose not to. So it's
Speaker 1: pretty hard to make any sorman excuses except for boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you look at how Andrew Tape has embraced
Speaker 3: all the disenfranchised young men around the Globe's that's exactly
Speaker 3: how he's done it.
Speaker 2: I look at it.
Speaker 3: It makes me sad because I look at life like, Okay,
Speaker 3: good versus evil. It's a pretty basic concept, and looking
Speaker 3: at people like this make me think, makes me think
Speaker 3: that evil outweighs good, and that makes me sad.
Speaker 1: Yes, So just had a question on this young kids.
Speaker 1: You're kids of all ages. You've got kids are five
Speaker 1: year old, but then kids as well on the verge
Speaker 1: of in high school entering high school. Do you talk
Speaker 1: about this? Well, you just try and wait for this
Speaker 1: to go away, because I think that's what we are
Speaker 1: hoping that's going to happen. You're like, this is so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It will go away and these absolute vermin will eventually disappear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've got four young girls and it's infiltrated
Speaker 3: schools to the point where they have to have education
Speaker 3: of young men in schools now have to say, hey,
Speaker 3: you know what, that's unacceptable behavior, that's unaccepted to all
Speaker 3: those attitudes. And what do I do I sit down
Speaker 3: my young girls and say, I'm so sorry that there
Speaker 3: are men out there in this world that subscribe to
Speaker 3: neo Nazi philosophies, that the mass killing of millions of
Speaker 3: Jews because of their religion, that's what they support. How
Speaker 3: do you even go about explaining that to your kids.
Speaker 1: I don't even know the correct lingo and stuff to
Speaker 1: have a conversation like this. No, I didn't think it
Speaker 1: was real. No, we too sheltered. But what a crazy
Speaker 1: world that we live in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well hopefully the courts deal with them accordingly.
Speaker 3: And and you don't even want to say, congregate somewhere else,
Speaker 3: don't congregate anywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah, please please just go away.
Speaker 1: Look. I can't stress this enough. Boys. If you are
Speaker 1: listening this morning, one for whatever reason, you guys lose,
Speaker 1: I think you've put that across enough. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: think we get it. I'll jump out