WEBVTT - Jodie's Emotional Break Up Letter 😭 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.160 We got get you every morning, every day, every lazy gentleman, 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:09.440 Adelaides journey and hazy. I'm not one who knows too 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.360 much about fashion jokes. No, but when you rolled in 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:16.560 here for twenty twenty five yesterday, you're either sporting a 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:22.720 left moon boot or a giant rebock pump. What's going on? 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:25.759 And just on the left side, Yeah, just. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:26.400 On the left side. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.760 So sometimes life just doesn't pan out, you know, the 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.479 way you plan it. I didn't plan to start twenty 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:34.200 twenty five with a busted foot. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.479 But here we are welcome and this is your year. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:38.840 Thank you so very much. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.600 I've spent too much time in a moonboot, as you 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.839 would know, over the journey, and I'm a. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:44.640 Little bit over it. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:49.240 So what I have finally decided is that me and 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:57.000 my beautiful lover, Netball probably need to separate. What Yeah, No, 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:01.440 I think the time has come in my late thirties 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:05.600 where Netbull and I probably need to call it quits. Right. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.680 This is tough, This is really tough. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.600 Anyone who's been through a breakup will understand exactly what 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:11.360 I'm going through. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:13.640 I'm so sorry that you have to go through this. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.600 That's what I will say is, and I'm not trying 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:19.040 to add fuel to the fire. You're saying it's mutual. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.600 Netbule saying is saying that they broke up with you. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:28.000 Yeah, netflk'say. So what I thought i'd do to make 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.520 it at least feel like it was. My decision is 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:35.400 sit down and pen a heartbreaking. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.720 Netball letter to say, do you know what? 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:39.160 You? 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:40.559 And I? I think we're done? 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:40.840 Oh? 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:44.399 You poor things? 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:51.360 S dear Netball. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.040 There's no other way to say this. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.960 You and I need to separate because you keep hurting me, 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:02.200 and this week you went ahead and you broke my foot. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.920 We'll be together for decades, and I've loved you for 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.520 as long as I can remember, but just lately, I 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.239 feel like you've been gaslighting me, telling me to keep 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.360 going when you know I'm just not good enough or 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:16.880 committed anymore. There's no amount of sugar free power, raided 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:20.720 volta and twelve point fives that can sustain this relationship. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:22.560 And how I didn't know that the end of our 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.519 union would be Tuesday night netball. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.359 At the Ica. Stepney, who knew? 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.280 And before you ask, there is no one else except 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.320 for the Thunderbirds, But nothing ever happened between the two 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.320 of us. I swear I'm going to miss you in 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.160 our weekly dates, but you've put me in a moon 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.160 boot once too often, and I just don't trust you anymore. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.359 I will always love you, my netty, but this is 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.280 goodbye for reels or until my footthels in time for 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.480 the twenty twenty five winter season as all waves netball. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:53.120 Here if you need o body. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:53.239 Hur. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:03:00.399 Sum. It's such a beautiful way to end it as well. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:06.320 Here if you need Oh my gosh, you poor thing. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:07.000 Are you okay? 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.320 I'm alright. I'm actually quite painful. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:13.040 I did it last just during mixed social netball, for 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:16.040 goodness sake. Came down and there was such a massive 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:17.800 crack at my foot that the guy that I was 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.560 playing against goes, oh god. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:23.600 Tip boy, it's like a whip crack. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:23.840 I know. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.519 And then I went and got an X ray and 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.000 the woman who was taking it said, oh, look, I 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.920 should probably leave this for your doctor to tell you, 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.520 but oh my god, big crack. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.880 Yeah, that's not good. Do you know what. I'm not 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.520 going to miss you turning up on a Wednesday. I'm 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:39.640 so tired. Yes, I'm late. I had mixed netball last 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.280 night and it didn't start till nine forty. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.320 I'll call time on our relationship too. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.840 If you're not careful, Hey, look, any condolence texts or 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.560 anything I was sent through, please do so. I for 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.280 double nine one nine nine one nine. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.000 I'm I'm being quite serious about this. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.080 If you've broken up with netball, if you've had to 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.680 make the decision, enough is enough. Yeah, give us all 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.920 thirteen twenty four to ten and just cry with me, 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:03.760 Cry with me. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.280 Baby, It's fine. Our first text just came through. It's 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:10.440 from your knees and all it says is ye, should 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.160 we get a saws week? Goodbye to you, be anchor? 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:13.840 Good morning hazy. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.040 How are you you're coming through? Well, take us through it. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:17.320 You're going through a break up as well? 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.280 No, yeah, so might. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.920 It's been a long time coming. I've been like Jodie, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.800 had injuries and injuries. I played for fourteen years. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:29.599 Yes, yeah, and in wait sorry, and what was the 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:30.839 final straw, bi Anchor? 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:36.599 I dislocated and fractured my elbow and needed a basement. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.240 A dislocated elbow. So was it out and you had 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:41.880 to put it back in? 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:43.039 Yeah? 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:43.560 It was out? 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.880 And then they tried to put it in three times 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.240 and then ended up having to cast it and then 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.920 it didn't line up properly, so I had have surgery 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:52.840 and so and. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.719 So you've delivered the news to netball that you're not 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:55.720 coming back. Is that right? 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:57.800 The doctor's delivered it for me. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:07.039 But yeah, did Nipple break up with you ya a friend? Yeah? 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:10.280 Sorry, you have. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.400 To find something a lot less taxing on your limbs. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.960 Oh my gosh. Okay, So Lexi from Findon, you've also 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.040 had a breakup with Nipple. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:19.800 I shall have. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.400 It's very sad, I must say. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.800 Yeah, it's devastating, isn't it? 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:24.440 It really is. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:28.760 I am I've had an ankle reconstruction about four years ago, 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:32.120 and I'm all waiting shoulder reconstruction hopefully this year. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.480 The word reconstruction and netball get to use far too 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:37.640 much incentences requently. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.159 Did this happen on a hard concrete court or was 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.400 it more a indoor court? 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.080 No, this is a hard outdoor court. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.960 I played for a walk club. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.880 Oh goodness, actually very strong club. 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.159 I hate Wildcats. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:54.160 That's my club. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.360 They're the Cats though. You are right, Oh, Lexi, I'm 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.200 so sorry to hear about your breakup. Hanging hang in there. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.960 Che, thank you for cole so you guys can all 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.920 mourn together. That's a good thing. This is feel from freeling. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.080 He texted in, saying, Jodie is the John fun of netple. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:13.279 Should we back? It's a big retirement to her. I'm 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.760 so sorry you answered this change and everybody called through 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:21.839 as well. Thank you for sharing your heartbreaking moments that 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.919 you've had with netball where it's gone pear shaped and 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:25.880 you've had to break up. And of course anyone who 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.400 gets on air automatically goes so on the stand by 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:29.960 list for Nova's cashuald of thing. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.839 We start playing as we're young girls. So for a 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.200 lot of people it's a decade long love affair with 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:35.679 the game. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.800 Oh che, next minute it's over and you're hobbling around 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.360 an ugly neat brace or an ankle brace. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.520 And then next minute, two months later, late at night, 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.400 maybe a Saturday night, you get a little text. Guess 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.520 who it is Netball. All it says is you up? 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.479 How are you responding? Jod's you should ignore it. You 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:57.680 should ignore it. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.280 I'm just going to leave netble hanging with a couple 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.800 of dots for a little while, just for about a 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.280 minute or two and see what it does. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:10.000 Replies again, Wyd what you doing. I need to know. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.720 I need to know now, I need to know, I 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:12.320 need to know. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.120 I need to know what news today to know this, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.200 here's what you need to know. What you need to 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:21.120 know With Jody and As, I don't want to degress 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.120 too much. But before we get into the fact that 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:27.240 Craig Tiley is called for Novak Djokovic to be immortalized 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.920 into the statue form at Melbourne Park, can we touch 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.720 because we were away We touched briefly on the os 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:33.680 Open this year. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.280 I mean I felt embarrassed. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:39.520 I felt embarrassed for the spectators sitting there booing everyone 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.640 and everything. Like, I just thought it was a super 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.880 poor reflection of US as a country. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.400 I don't think it's gonna look very good abroad. No, no, 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:50.239 and in particular me. Novak himself has had some issues 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:53.480 in Australia. Yeah, little sorts of things, and the latest 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.520 claim that he was poisoned when he was in quarantine. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:57.440 Yeah, yeah, that was interesting. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.520 My favorite part of the ozz Open this year was 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:03.720 the American tennis player who was the absolute villain because 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:04.680 she was playing in Australia. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.520 Danielle Collins. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.560 I love her and she came out She's like, oh 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.080 do you know what? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:10.760 She's not good on you for turning up because me 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.080 and my friends we like yourts. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:13.200 We like Mostar and. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.240 Coco gar That's what we like to do. Yeah, you 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:17.200 can kiss my air? 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:22.720 Is it wrong that I loved that? 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:24.960 I loved it as well, Like she embraced all the 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.200 hate and just went back at your idiots. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:28.840 You paid for a ticket to go and watch. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.320 Me because there's nothing worse than the whole. Or I 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.880 paid for a ticket, I can do what I want 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.440 in the stands. Well, don't be surprised if an athlete 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.720 eventually turns around and gives it back to you. Don't 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:37.920 sit there and be like, you can't do that. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.719 To me, And guess what, I go and buy a 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.080 burgers Sometimes. It doesn't make me able to be an 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.200 absolute shit human? 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.640 Does it? Just because I paid thirteen ninety five? 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:49.559 Does it put you in a pretty awful mood? 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:54.559 Though some of the prices those days, you more than most, 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.960 you a little tighter, No back, Jocovic, though this is 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:00.840 Are we about to have a very very very small debate. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.880 Yeah, Craig Tyley coming out and saying that he should 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.720 be immortalized by a statue while he's still playing, still 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:10.040 active and obviously still alive. I'm all for this, really, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.880 the dudes want it. Ten times. 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.360 Actually, that is quite exceptional. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.840 Ten times I think I can comfortably say this and 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.920 by the time if this does in fact prove me 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.080 to be wrong, that no one will remember anyway in 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.240 the open era, no one will ever ever win the 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.199 Australian Open in the men's circuit again ten times? 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.000 What about Sinner? He might he's pretty good. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:32.000 Well, he might be facing a little doping man that's 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.080 going to hold him back a little bit. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.400 Yeah, that's true. But there is the argument though, like. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.920 What's the point in immortalizing someone in statue once they're dead? 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.319 Like if you would have put a statue of me 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.120 outside Nova once I've died, and what's the point in that? 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:45.640 How am I supposed to feel good about myself? 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.680 Just just say, just to get a bit of an insight. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:52.600 Do you think that's going to happen? Do you think 0:09:52.600 --> 0:10:00.920 his plans in place? Don't about their glads? It's got 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.280 to be Jody who's that coming? 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:03.079 Okay, not me? 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.760 Oh, and just quickly as well. See if you're a 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.760 TikTok fan, and particularly over there, there's so much uncertainty 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.240 with what's going to happen with Donald Trump in charge, 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.920 but there is talks that Microsoft may take over and 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:18.360 buy TikTok. It should be a great result for the Americans. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.040 How does that look in real time? So you want 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:21.760 to get on TikTok? 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:25.200 So Clippy just oh my god, Clippy. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:30.280 Clearlip, would you like to see the latest food preparation videos? 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.360 And you're like, bugger off clip. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.720 How about the timing of Clippy throughout his short tenure 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.920 the bike just never knew how to time himself into 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.800 a social situation. What about when you're a thirteen year 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.040 old bloke on the farm and you've just discovered, just 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.880 discovered the Internet, and it's like midnight and you know, 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:52.200 Mum and Dad's sleep and you think I'm safe here, 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.520 and then halfway through Clippi pops up and goes, hey, 0:10:55.559 --> 0:11:01.200 what are you doing? And then the next morning, and 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.160 then the next morning Dad comes out and goes, hey, mate, 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:07.120 why is Clippy crying and shaking in the corner? 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.120 Don't know that The following segment is the mature audiences 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.760 only and may contain how to all content, graphic language 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:16.680 and nudity, not that you'll see it is easily offended. Well, 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:20.360 you're about to find out just how easily your father. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:24.559 He's only money Jody and has six. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.520 Yeah, that's right, block your ears. It's about get wild 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:31.559 night studio. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.640 And I'm about to degrade myself in just a moment. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:38.000 But have you ever asked yourself, why is it. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:41.800 That when I walk into Bunnings I need to do 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:42.200 a poop? 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.960 Is? Yeah, it isn't me. It's a thing. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.640 And if you ever wondered that, don't worry. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:54.480 You're not alone because people are asking the question online 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:58.199 what is behind the Bunnings bathroom urge? Why is it 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.280 that the minute you walk into those doors and you 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.920 see those beautiful men and women in the green aprons 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.000 with the red Bunning sign on it, that you're like, oh. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.839 My god, he's specifically the men. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:09.960 It's definitely not. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:13.160 Is it the Is it the green polos that are 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:13.480 doing it? 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.040 I'm not Bunning follow entirely. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.160 Sure, I will get to the science behind it in 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:17.880 just a moment. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:19.840 That This is a girl called listening to Price. 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:23.360 She's a podcast post also known as rooms, and she 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:27.520 explains what happens to her when she walks into the 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:28.319 hardware store. 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.920 I went to Bunnings ware House to buy a hammer, 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.160 and as soon as I walked in, I just had 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.920 this wave. I had this wave wash over my body 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.880 that I really needed to take a shit. And this 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.520 happens to me without fail, every single time that I 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.040 go to Bunnings Warehouse. And so I posted about it 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.240 and not kidding, I reckon. One hundred and fifty people 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.679 messaged me saying that they have the exact same phenomena. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.400 But the most harrowing account of this phenomena came from 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:55.720 an ex employee of Bunnings. Five times in five years 0:12:56.160 --> 0:13:00.000 did this man see actual human feces in the display to. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.800 The display toilet produce? 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:07.960 The display toilet is just open right like this is 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:11.600 not like an actual portaloo like a toilet. It's just 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:13.840 like a dead sit in the middle of the lighting 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.120 section in funny. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.840 It would be, and when the seats close, you're like, 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.160 oh no, it's happened again. 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:24.360 So apparently the science behind it is that there is 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.840 a unique and profound relationship between the brain and the gut. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:29.880 So there's a guy called doctor Zach Turner who said 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:34.800 Bunnings is a century playground. Timber fertilizes potting mix and varnishes, 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:39.920 mingle with the unmistakable aroma of sausage. Thiszling outside and 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:43.680 these smells can stimulate the vagus nerve, kicking digestion into 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:51.280 gear and creating that all too familia. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:52.920 Is it just me? 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.840 Or do you live in fear of that need to 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.600 go to the toilet immediately if not sooner in a 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:00.600 place where you cannot. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:06.160 Yeah, I like to be open, open, because nice and early. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:10.600 I think I've got reasonably quite close. I crapped myself 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.800 the other day, and it's always after. It's always after 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.920 a coffee, if it's one or two coffees. I think 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.319 most people, once you have a coffee, it's just it 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.080 flicks a switch, isn't it. It's game on. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.160 Sometimes less than two minutes where you're okay, I'm going 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:26.360 to regret asking this question. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:27.680 Where did you grab yourself? Mate? 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:29.840 So I went for a run and I went from 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.280 I was going past it Glenelg when I was two 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.560 k's by the time I got to Glenelg, and I 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:38.680 was like, I'm I'm in serious trouble here. And it 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.760 was a public tourt there, but it was completely full. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.040 For some reason, there was a lineup. So, and I 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:44.480 hate to say it, and this is probably while they're 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.240 going bust, but I had to go to a chibo. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.680 I went to the GBO and by the time I 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.360 got in there some things that already happened. But it 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:57.600 was all good. It was manageable, okay. But since then, yeah, 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:04.320 cheebo completely bug it branch in one incident. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.320 Well, I just very I'll very quickly tell this story 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:09.400 and I'll probably regret it. 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.280 But this happened to me the other day. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.040 You know that urge where you're like, I've got eighteen 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.600 seconds before i have to find a toilet otherwise I'm 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:17.200 in real trouble. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.200 Was the way you walk, as well as real straight 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:20.920 arch back. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.800 I was going to pilates together day. I drove two 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.600 minutes from my house and I went, oh my god, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:33.520 and I'm gone, screeched into the OA here, sprinted past 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.880 the subway, bitto. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.760 The toilet just in time. But do you think I 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.520 made that pilates class? Oh no, I did not. It's 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:41.520 a good fifteen. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:41.760 Minutes in there. 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.960 Yeah, you needed a shower after that. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:51.000 So every now and then, I'm my TV is naturally 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:54.120 attuned to Channel ten permanently, but I'll just casually flick 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:54.960 over just to see. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.120 What your Sometimes I don't know, maybe the kids have 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.320 just flicked stations for some reason. Yeah, yeah, that's what 0:15:59.360 --> 0:15:59.600 it is. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.560 Sometimes the kids grab the remote and play with it, 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.560 and oh, there we are Channel seven News. Anyway, you're 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.720 sitting on the desk, they're about to rip into your 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.320 sport and you're coming off the back of a story 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:10.600 about Maslin's Beach. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.800 Everyone the contents of the story. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.840 Oh my gosh. So they do a thing every single 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.360 week on Channel seven called flashback and done beautifully by 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:23.440 Michael Smith. And this week was fifty years celebrating Mason's Beach, 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:26.880 And of course that is a genuine nude beach. There's 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:30.120 a part of Mason's Beach if you're just running after 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.640 the first time where it's a proper nude area and 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.880 they're celebrating fifty years of nudeness. 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:36.560 Do you know what's cute about what you just said 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:40.360 is you are working on the assumption they're not. Everyone 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.520 knows that Maslin's is an absolute notice beach. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.680 Everyone's across that. Yeah you know that? 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:47.520 Well, yeah I do. And it was you know, it's 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:49.000 quite shocking when I moved down here, because I moved 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.680 down here in two thousand and six and never knew 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:54.520 things like this actually existed. There's genuine legal areas for 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:55.480 people to be nude. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.360 Yeah, have you ever ventured down there and thought, you 0:16:58.400 --> 0:16:59.680 know what I might get. 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.360 Amongst Okay, let me finish this sentence before we rip in. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.360 I was down there with the kids the other day. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:07.480 What do you mean it is a true story? 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:08.000 What do you mean? 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:12.560 Because if you get away all the super super old 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.360 willies that are hitting you in the face down there, 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.840 what she will see is it is the most gorgeous, 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.320 one of the most gorgeous parts of South Australia. The 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.720 cliffs that come down like they're big cliffs that come 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.359 down to the beach. So it is quite a popular 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:27.959 spot to take photos. We took the kids down there 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.119 about six months ago and we had family photos at 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:34.520 around about seven o'clock that night. We'll fight through all 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:39.800 sorts of different willies, but we got through. And what 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.480 I will say is technology these days with AI and 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.920 editing things out absolutely unbelievable. No, we didn't run into 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.840 any willies, right, but you've just got to you've just 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:51.720 got to get past the whole nakedness and realize that 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.200 it's actually gorgeous. Part Vessa, I just feel like. 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.600 Of all the beaches in South Australia to have family photos, 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:01.160 the very last one I would ever whose would be 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:04.240 the only newdist speech in South Australia. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:07.480 And all I will say it is my wife's car 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:12.840 Idea really not me, Are you sure? Because that's the 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:14.560 other thing you've ever gone on Mason's Beach and you 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:16.880 see what's going on there. I don't know if there's 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.160 like an age limit, but it's almost like you've got 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:20.080 to be sixty plus. 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:21.040 Yeah, I came. 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:22.320 So what's with that? 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:25.439 By the way, is anyone going down to Maslin's thinking 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:28.640