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Speaker 1: High Scrollers is produced on gadigul Land.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this

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Speaker 2: country and Elder's past and present.

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Speaker 1: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. I'm Britney Saunders

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Speaker 1: and I'm all right.

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Speaker 2: Hey, and this is High Scrollers, the podcast version of

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Speaker 2: your favorite group chat.

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Speaker 3: We have been friends for over ten years, so who

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Speaker 3: better to catch you up on everything that's going viral.

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Speaker 2: And we talk a lot about ourselves as well. And

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Speaker 2: let me tell you Scrollers on this episode, I have

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Speaker 2: to say stick with it because at the start Britney

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Speaker 2: shares a bit of a story, a bit of a story.

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Speaker 3: I don't have any words, but I'm glad I've got

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Speaker 3: it off my chest and it.

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Speaker 4: Actually left me speechless as well.

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Speaker 2: It may make some of you uncomfortable, but I want

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Speaker 2: to say stick with this episode because it does go

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Speaker 2: in some very fabulous places. I spill some tea from

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Speaker 2: behind the scenes of armor celebrity, Get me out of.

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Speaker 1: Here and trigger warning, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: Trigger warning about that.

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Speaker 2: I I think there's a few rants in there. We

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Speaker 2: finally got some royal flushes for you, even though we

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Speaker 2: failed at that. It's a great episode you're gonna bloody

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Speaker 2: love it, so deal me in dole.

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I just almost did the biggest sneeze ever.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, you know, I'm good. I'm good. Sorry do

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew.

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Speaker 4: Good morning. How are we well?

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Speaker 1: I'm great?

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Speaker 3: Actually, and I've got the most scrollers coded story to

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Speaker 3: tell everyone.

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Speaker 4: Today, okay, which just for contact scrollers.

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Speaker 2: Britney's just been like quietly giggling to herself around the studio.

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Speaker 4: Just like I keep going what she's going.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell the best story ever. So high expectations

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Speaker 2: this morning.

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Speaker 3: And this story is really embarrassing, like you yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: exposing myself.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: And I actually considered not just not mentioning this at all,

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Speaker 3: like putting it in the past, bury it no, because

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Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna do it for the pod.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you start your story. I just need to. We've

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Speaker 4: just demolished the dominoes so well.

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Speaker 1: Also, scrollers are trigger warning. Trigger warning.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, we're talking about going to the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So fast forward you.

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Speaker 3: Don't yeh, skip forward like four minutes if you don't

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Speaker 3: like the times when we talk about like.

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Speaker 4: Poo on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: We've told lots of pooh stories on the pod. Remember

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Speaker 1: when Ellie told her story.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, In fact, we should do it an entire

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Speaker 2: close friends where you all just voice note us your

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Speaker 2: stories are where you've almost shipped yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah please.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I've got a really embarrassing story and you're

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So, as everyone knows, a couple of weeks back, April

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Speaker 3: I had my period, okay, which is normal, Like there's

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Speaker 3: So I went to the toilet and not for number two.

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Speaker 4: You don't do big shits, you just dotal.

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Speaker 3: And so Matt, when you have your period and you

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Speaker 4: Don't you just shove your hand in there and pull

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Speaker 4: You realize it's the tampon, like you've gone a lot

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Speaker 1: I realized then I just shove my hand.

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Speaker 2: In pot, the tampon out and let it all go down,

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Speaker 2: big wash, get in the shower.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, I'm too scared because then someone's gonna fucking

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I went to the little Kettle

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Speaker 4: Just scoop it out and throw it down the sink.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so it was just red water at the top.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, Okay, what I'm gonna do is

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Speaker 3: But also, everyone never drink out of a mug in

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Speaker 3: So I got the little white mug and it was

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Speaker 4: I saw twenty seconds boom boom.

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Speaker 3: No okay, So I got the white mug and I

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Speaker 1: Then I tried my.

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Speaker 3: Method again of doing another little half flush, thinking because

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Speaker 1: But it didn't work. So I'm in the hotel room

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, this is it for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to book the next flight out of

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Speaker 3: This is all happened within like five minutes, so I'm

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Speaker 4: So now you've got a second mug, so that.

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Speaker 3: It's so paper thin, Matt, and I'm thinking, great, this

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Speaker 2: So yeah, flip it around and poke the shit with

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Speaker 3: And so this whole debacle was like an hour of

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Speaker 2: I thought we were going to say that the person

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Speaker 4: They might have been a scroller.

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Speaker 2: Also, I will say you did give a trigger warning

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Speaker 3: Oh great, well you should I record another little trigger

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Speaker 3: warning now and Xander puts it in earlier like trigger

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Speaker 4: That is, I actually have no words. Well go one

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Speaker 3: Can someone out there make me feel better? If anyone

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Speaker 1: But if anyone's got a worse story out.

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Speaker 3: There, can you please let me know, because like at

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Speaker 2: But next time you just shove your hand in there

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Speaker 2: and saw it out like it didn't even crazy.

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Speaker 1: That didn't even cross my mind.

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Speaker 2: I do that for sure, get it done, sort it out.

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Speaker 4: I don't, don't. I can't waste time.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, let's and learn flush when you go to

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Speaker 4: To put a tamp on in the toilet. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: you know in Oh you've been to Greece.

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Speaker 1: No, I went to Ibiza for like five seconds.

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Speaker 2: I think that's been But grease, they don't have any

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Speaker 2: They don't have a good pipe system, so you have

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Speaker 1: This is what Sander was saying before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so when was I there upstairs before? Also it's

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Speaker 2: Google girl, please.

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Speaker 1: Girl, sorry, please get it right. So what at public

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Speaker 2: All toilets even in you know my that really expensive

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was wipe and put it in a bin.

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Speaker 4: Wait so you put it in a bin next to

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Speaker 1: Oh, but you poo into the toilet? Yeah, Sander produced.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Google girl, I was saying before that he

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Speaker 1: The pool out of the too. Yeah, come in and

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Speaker 4: Didn't that been your job? So this was also in China, ironically.

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Speaker 5: in a bin, but we ignored that because like it's

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Speaker 5: And so we were all pooing in these toilets and

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Speaker 5: And so the hotel man had to come up and

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Speaker 5: chucking their bins full of poo in the way the

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Speaker 5: was diabolical, it was so bad. So that's my China

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Speaker 5: Pooh story.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's got to have a China Pooh story.

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Speaker 4: I don't have a China poo sorry.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 4: China Pooh story.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of pooh, did you see No, did you see

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Speaker 2: the Denny Hines left arm a celebrity, Get me out

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Speaker 2: of here. She actually said, I'm a celebrity, get me

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Speaker 2: out of here because she couldn't pooh in the jungle.

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Speaker 4: She was constipated. Yeah, because she didn't want to pooh.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, as someone who has gone to South Africa

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Speaker 2: and gone to the set of Army Celebrity, Get Me

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Speaker 2: out of Here and has had to do a pooh

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Speaker 2: in the toilet that the celebrities use, let me tell

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Speaker 2: you I don't fucking blame her. That thing is a

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Speaker 2: portal to fucking hell full of shit from anyone from

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Speaker 2: Kerry Anne Kenney, fucking Robert Irwin. No, well, he hasn't

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Speaker 2: been on the show, but all the celebs. Let me

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Speaker 2: tell you.

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Speaker 4: Because Australians love.

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Speaker 2: To say it's filmed in Australia, it's filmed in the

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Speaker 2: Blue Mountains. Let me tell you right now, arm as celebrity,

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Speaker 2: get me out of here. At least the Australian season

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Speaker 2: for the most part, has been filmed in South Africa.

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Speaker 2: I went, I saw it. It genuinely is in the jungle.

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Speaker 2: They genuinely are sleeping outside. I had to do it.

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Speaker 1: Why do people always say that they're not.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I know that there is a few reasons. One the

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Speaker 2: But a lot of people have said that they or

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Speaker 2: a lot of people are under the impression that it's

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Speaker 2: at all. I've literally been there and the toilet. Let

444
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,920
Speaker 2: me paint the picture for you, because it's the one

445
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 2: thing that you don't see on the show.

446
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 4: And I had a microphone on and all the rest

447
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 4: of that.

448
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 2: Now, I didn't know that you actually can hang your

449
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,639
Speaker 2: microphone up and go into the toilet to do your business.

450
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,800
Speaker 2: So and they listen twenty four to seven. So I've

451
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 2: had my microphone round my neck, and all that poor.

452
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 4: Person would have heard was because all I was eating

453
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 4: was rice. And beans.

454
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 2: So I was a little backed up and I was

455
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,439
Speaker 2: trying my goddamn hardest. And then you want to know

456
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,200
Speaker 2: what the worst part is that they don't really show

457
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 2: either on television about what these celebrities have to then do.

458
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,199
Speaker 2: Is then you walk down and around the back and

459
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 2: you pick up I don't know, some sort of fragrance

460
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 2: thing and some saw dust or charcoal or something, and

461
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 2: you cover it and it just goes in this big bin.

462
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 2: And then I think they do show this bit on TV.

463
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 2: There are people who are like the designated You know,

464
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 2: you've got someone who cooks the food, someone.

465
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 4: Who does this.

466
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 2: There's usually two people on the show who are the

467
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 2: designated toilet changes. So they've got to go and take

468
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,400
Speaker 2: the toilets and empty them and bring back the clean bins.

469
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 4: But let me tell you no word of a lie.

470
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 2: Those celebrities are shitting on a piece of wood with

471
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 2: a hole in it, like a long drop. They're shitting

472
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 2: into this bucket underneath. There's poo all over the fucking wood.

473
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 2: It smells like piss in there. And I was looking around.

474
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 2: There's giant spiders and I mean we have some spiders

475
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 2: in Australia, but these one looked fucking evil. There was

476
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 2: a snake at one point above my head as I'm

477
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 2: trying to do a shit in the jungle. It's harrowing

478
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 2: in there. And also there's no light. There's maybe a tiny,

479
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 2: tiny light that's not very bright at all, so you

480
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 2: also are looking and you can think you see spiders

481
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: in the dark, but you're not really sure. I do

482
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 2: not blame anyone for leaving. I'm a celebrity, get me

483
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 2: out of here. Because they couldn't use the toilet, Denny Haines,

484
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 2: I stand with you, sister, because it was fucked up.

485
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 3: Why don't they just make the toilet like even just

486
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: a bit nice or is it part of a hole?

487
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 4: It's part of the whole experience.

488
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 2: I think it's part of the fact that you really

489
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 2: are thrown into the depths of I mean, those celebs

490
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 2: are genuinely there's no special treatment. Trust me, there's no.

491
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: Because I was a huge fan of the show, and

492
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 2: in fact, after going and doing the little social job

493
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 2: that I did, I feel like I can barely watch

494
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 2: the show because I'm almost so triggered by that experience.

495
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 2: But you you don't. No one gets any special treatment.

496
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: You are out in the real world elements. You are

497
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: sleeping out only for one night, Yeah, but it was

498
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 2: still fucked. You can hear the So they have people

499
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 2: stationed around, like security guards, almost stationed around in like

500
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: a big circle around the camp, like maybe let's say

501
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 2: fifty meters out from the camp, and they're in like

502
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 2: a circle, so that if an actual predator, like a

503
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 2: lion or something was to come, they'd be able to

504
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: sort that out.

505
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but well that's good to know.

506
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: But like small like monkeys small I don't know, like

507
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 2: because you don't know what they are.

508
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 4: But I could hear things in the trees.

509
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 2: I could hear things in the bushes like animals, but obviously,

510
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 2: like let's say a possum, I don't really remember what

511
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 2: was in South Africa, but like all of those can

512
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 2: come right up to you on top of you.

513
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: Do you like sleep with your head under the blanket?

514
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 2: Well, it's quite hot though in South Africa. True, so

515
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: it was I don't even know whether I used the blanket.

516
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 2: And then you've got the mosquitoes. But the toilet is

517
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: one hundred percent the most disgusting thing ever. The shower

518
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 2: is out in the wild, like everything is like all

519
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 2: of the cameras and everything a camouflage. So it was

520
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: weird because like I was sitting in the camp and

521
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: you can kind of hear some you can tell there's

522
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 2: a cameraman, like sometimes the cameraman might have been like

523
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 2: and you just like remember that someone's there, and then

524
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 2: you look up and you try and spot the camera,

525
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 2: but you can't see the camera because it's like camouflaged

526
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: in the bushes and all the rest of that. So

527
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:45,479
Speaker 2: like you know that they're there, but they hide everything.

528
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 3: It.

529
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: All I'm trying to say is it is genuinely the

530
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 2: real deal, Like it is one hundred percent the real deal,

531
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: and they really are put in there twenty four hours

532
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: a day apart from if they go and maybe do

533
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 2: their challenge for forty five minutes and hopefully you're picked

534
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 2: to do that, Like you know how people are like

535
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 2: on the show, they get excited to do it, and

536
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 2: you think, why are you excited to eat a fucking

537
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 2: zebra ball? It's because, thank fuck, I'm allowed to go

538
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: and do something, because otherwise you just sit there and

539
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: do nothing for twenty four hours a day except sleep,

540
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: You eat beans and rice and hopefully you win a

541
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 2: challenge and get some zebra.

542
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: I don't think that I can.

543
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 3: I don't think I could go on a reality show

544
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 3: where I'm away from my phone, Like I'm.

545
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: Like an iPad kid.

546
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like an iPad kid with my phone.

547
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: That's so many of them though.

548
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Big Brother, I'm a celeb, like all those

549
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: shows where they're not on their phone.

550
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.

551
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: I wasn't an iPad kid because iPads weren't out when

552
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 3: I was a kid.

553
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: But I'm an iPad kid now.

554
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to think, like Amazing Race, can you

555
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 2: have your phone on Amazing Race because you don't need it?

556
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 4: But like then.

557
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: And stuff, they have it.

558
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 3: It would be so weird to be without your phone

559
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 3: for like twenty four hours.

560
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 2: Well, I've kind of learned to love it recently, like

561
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: on the flights and stuff.

562
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 4: But do you know why fi?

563
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

564
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: Or I just sleep?

565
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's check our screen time, something we haven't done

566
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 2: in a very very long time.

567
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you've been on a flight and stuff, so

568
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 3: yours is going to be better than mine. Yeah.

569
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 2: Mine might still be high though, because there's been a

570
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 2: lot of engagement time on my engagement.

571
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: What am I clicking? Where am I going? Again?

572
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 2: I just search for screen time and then you have

573
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 2: to see all app and website activity, and then you

574
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: scroll down and then you say it last week, We'll

575
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: go off loft.

576
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: Where where do I go?

577
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 3: Here?

578
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: See all website activity? Scrolled down in week.

579
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 2: And yeah week and then scroll down and then at

580
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 2: the top you can go last week where scroll down

581
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: at the top, right there at the top the lou button.

582
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 4: At the top. Last week? Oh yeah, So what was

583
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 4: your last week? Average?

584
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: Nine hours fifty five?

585
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 4: Noice, I'm seven hours fifty.

586
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: And how many times do you pick up your phone? Average?

587
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 4: Wait? What does that say?

588
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: Last week average? Scroll down a.

589
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 4: Bit one hundred and twenty one a day.

590
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm eighty three.

591
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh wow, there you go. So I'm picking up more. Yeah,

592
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: but not staying on as much. Whereas you're on, you're

593
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 2: always on. You're picking up less, but you're on.

594
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 4: Wow. I didn't even know we had pickups. That's so fun.

595
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 4: Can six hours?

596
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: Huh?

597
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 5: Oh?

598
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: What's your average daily? I'm nine hours fifty five.

599
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 4: I don't even know you could see pickups? That is

600
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 4: so fun.

601
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

602
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 4: Nice. Anyway, we haven't done our screen time for a

603
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 4: long time, So there you go.

604
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 5: Yep.

605
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: I would love to be one of those people that

606
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 3: gets it to like three, but it's actually impossible with

607
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 3: my job because my whole job is on my fucking phone. Yeah,

608
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: so I'll blame it on fate, okay, But anyway, that.

609
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: Is my Pooh story, my China Pooh story.

610
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: China poo story, China poo in China poo.

611
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: If anyone has a better story than that, like a

612
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: worse one.

613
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 3: Look, it's not that bad. I dealt with it at

614
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 3: the end of the day and it was fine. The

615
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 3: cup is gone, and no one else should ever drink

616
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 3: out of a cup or touch a chair leg or

617
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 3: a coat hanger in a hotel room ever again, because

618
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 3: you never know what someone has done with that.

619
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 2: And you know what, when I was in Canada, I

620
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: boiled the kettle to make a tea and then when.

621
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: People wash their under yes, yeah, do not use kettles

622
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: or cups in the hotel. But I mean then you

623
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 3: could start thinking about everything when you go to a

624
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 3: buffet and you're using the cutlery.

625
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 4: And this is the thing, and this is you know.

626
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: I was talking last week about how Sky got sick

627
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 2: from that guy that we spoke to and yes, I

628
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: spent less time around him, but I reckon it's because

629
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: my immune system has been through fucking hell.

630
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 4: Because I put it through hell.

631
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: Like Sky's very sanitary, always washing hands like all the

632
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 2: time sanitizing. I never sanitize.

633
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 4: I'm not well. Yeah, I've washed, obviously washed my hands.

634
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 2: Can I also just point out I think that girls

635
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 2: in particular would be alarmed to find out how many

636
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: of their boyfriends and husbands are not washing their fucking

637
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: hands after they go to the bathroom.

638
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: Yep, and they had a public toilet.

639
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: Shut They shake that ship the pistol over their heads.

640
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 3: Like girls touching because it's the toilet paper.

641
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: Some men go up to a urinal come out. I

642
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: see that many fucking pubes on that fucking urinal. I'm like,

643
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?

644
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: Disgusting thing is fucked.

645
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is I will then always wash

646
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: my hands. I feel like that just should be the standard.

647
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: I will wash my hands. It will take me twenty second.

648
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: Six men will walk out after peek.

649
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: Pee on a urinal.

650
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: I love that this is turned into a fucking bathroom podcast,

651
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 3: like do you peep down in hopes? That it like

652
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 3: goes down the urnal walk because I'm just picturing pissing

653
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 3: straight at it and it just coming straight back at me.

654
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 4: No, it hangs, so you kind of pissed down.

655
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it splash, well, there would be splashback well,

656
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 6: Google girls nodding their head.

657
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: I feel like it depends how fucked up you are

658
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 2: with pissing though.

659
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 4: Well if I don't know if it splash on myself.

660
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 3: So picture when you're really busting and you do a

661
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 3: wi and it's like shooting out real fast.

662
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like you're I feel like you're

663
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, Google, go jump in here, but I'm

664
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: going to say I know that. I mean, I've been

665
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,239
Speaker 2: in a bathroom with some of my girlfriends who just

666
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 2: need a fucking piss so bad. I have heard the

667
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 2: stream and it is like it could start a war

668
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 2: and finish it.

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00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

670
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: Well, I reckon some girls can piss and it would

671
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: fucking take someone's head off if they tried.

672
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 4: Men. Google girl, correct me if I'm wrong.

673
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: I feel like we can't piss hat like you can

674
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 2: piss hot.

675
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: You've got a weak piss. No I can, You're a

676
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: weakest piss.

677
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 2: But I can piss weak as piss. Well that's where

678
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: the saying comes from, isn't it. Yeah, Like, I know

679
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: you can push and do like a hard but just

680
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: like like not like chop someone's head off.

681
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 5: I'm busting it is like full ball, full ball at

682
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 5: the wall. But like if I'm just like doing a

683
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 5: casual wee, it just like kind of like comes out.

684
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 3: Matt, you need to look into that because I reckon

685
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: week piss is a sign of something.

686
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

687
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 4: Well I actually, oh.

688
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: No, I say it.

689
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 2: No what I was gonna say. No, I think it's

690
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: too much for the podcast. In some instances, I've had

691
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 2: conversations with some of my friends about some of the

692
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 2: fun and I think mine is a little different to others.

693
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: You have a weak piers.

694
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm just saying I'll tell you after the podcast. Xander.

695
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 4: Actually I think it would blow your mind.

696
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 2: Can you promise not to put this in the pod

697
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: or beep it out if you are going to put

698
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: it in the pod? Okay, okay, I never in my

699
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: life have had never in my life, not physically possible

700
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: for me to have the first time you will seek

701
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,959
Speaker 2: from me is when I.

702
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 5: Okay, we're definitely taking it.

703
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not right, get checked out.

704
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: Everything's fine, everything's fine, everything's working fine.

705
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 4: Why do you need what is? Why does my need

706
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 4: that function?

707
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 5: I'm going to tap out.

708
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: Google girls, I don't know, Google edit that to make

709
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: sure we don't have a Daily Mail article out of

710
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: that one.

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00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: We'll have to like cover his mouth in the YouTube.

712
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 4: Oh so true?

713
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: Just cens it? Look anyway, who China story is? Yeah,

714
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: it's done.

715
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 3: And should we get onto like a Royal Flush in

716
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 3: a while?

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00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

718
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it. Oh man, I've got so much

719
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 3: to talk about. Can I like also hijack close friends

720
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 3: this week? Because I've written down so much to talk

721
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 3: to you about and last week was all about you,

722
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: so this week's all about me.

723
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Speaker 6: Please be upstanding for the Royal Flush?

724
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 1: Okay, you go first.

725
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: Well, I thought we should talk about because a couple

726
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: of weeks ago we discussed people we thought would come

727
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 2: to Australia and do a tour this year. Oh yeah,

728
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: And funnily enough, the day we posted that episode, Harry

729
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: Styles had just announced that he was.

730
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 4: Coming to you.

731
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: We didn't say Harry, did we I don't think we did?

732
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what else I want to say.

733
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 3: We recorded that episode last year, yeah, and it came

734
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 3: out this year. Yeah, because we pre recorded heaps for

735
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: like the Christmas break and everyone. Like also just recently

736
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 3: Hillary Duff announced it. Like, first of all, Hillary Duff

737
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: did a tour like in America, and then she announced

738
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 3: that she's doing a world tour and people were tagging

739
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: me because I commented on her video being like, oh

740
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: my god, come to Australia, and people are like, you

741
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 3: didn't say this in your.

742
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 1: Your predictions video.

743
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 3: But in my defense and our defense, we recorded that

744
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 3: last year before Hillary was even doing music, Like I

745
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 3: think that was before she even came out with her

746
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 3: new song that she's just recently come out with. So

747
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 3: of course she wasn't on my predictions because she wasn't

748
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 3: even doing music.

749
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so thank you very much whoever that was.

750
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Speaker 4: I'll be very excited to see her live.

751
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 1: Oh, Matt.

752
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 3: We are like, if she comes to Australia and she

753
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: is in a stadium big enough that has corporate boxes,

754
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 3: I'm doing that and like we'll do a competition and

755
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 3: like scrollers and fates can win to come.

756
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: Nice and you're coming, Oh good, thank you, yeah, even.

757
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 3: Though I know you don't really like a corporate box.

758
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 3: Let me fine, if we'd like do a competition.

759
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: Well, Harry Styles announced he's doing his shows in Australia, lovely,

761
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: can I tell you? He also announced thirty nights at

762
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: Madison Square Garden, which is a crazy, crazy amount of

763
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: shows to do thirty shows in that's the only venue

764
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: I believe in North America that he's doing. So, Canada, Mexico,

765
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: all the rest of it, they've all got to go

766
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: to Madison Square Garden if they want to see him.

767
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: It is Madison Square Garden in New York, York.

768
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a stadium.

769
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 2: No, it's an arena and it only holds I believe,

770
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 2: around nineteen thousand people.

771
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: So why is it called garden?

772
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 4: Oh girl? Why are you asking me all the questions?

773
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 4: Go Google, girl?

774
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 3: Because when I think Madison Square Garden, I think a

775
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 3: big square garden.

776
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: No, so why is it called that?

777
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 5: Because the original eighteen was located next to Madison.

778
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 3: Square Park, So we used to be next to a park.

779
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 3: Whenever I hear so and so I was performing at

780
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: Madison Square Garden, I'm picturing like Alice in Wonderland. Like

781
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 3: a yeah, I'm picturing like Hedge mays fun for some reason.

782
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: Can they just call it something else because I do

783
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: not associate that.

784
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 2: Sure, let's all just change the names of everything because

785
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 2: Brittany's not fucking happy with it anyway.

786
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: The fact that it's not a garden, it makes no sense.

787
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 4: Thirty shows at Madison Square Garden quite a lot.

788
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: That means that's the only place in America.

789
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: Everyone in America or Canada or Mexico needs to go

790
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 2: to the one location.

791
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: I wonder what the reason.

792
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 4: Is for that. Can't be bothered. He probably can't be bothered.

793
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 2: I do find it interesting that all thirty are I mean,

794
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 2: obviously Madison Squaregarten is such an iconic venue for the

795
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 2: American people, but I find it weird that he would

796
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: do something like that.

797
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 4: I don't know.

798
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: My gripe with it is like, no one's got any money, babe,

799
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: so you're expecting everyone to fly to you in New

800
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 2: York City, let alone cross the country like literally Canada

801
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: has to play in. Also with the state of America

802
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: right now, it seems a bit fucking naff to have

803
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 2: all your show like maybe do thirty in Toronto. But

804
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: I know that it's Madison's Gueergarden and he wants to

805
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 2: like break all the records and all the rest of that. True,

806
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 2: but like to put it on the fans to get

807
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 2: to you kind of.

808
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: But also it's Harry Styles. He can do whatever he wants.

809
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 2: Well, evidently it hasn't worked in his favor because ticket

810
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 2: sales are so fucking low. I wouldn't be surprised if

811
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: they canceled everything here in Australia.

812
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 4: Not that bad here in Australia.

813
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: See, He's one person I wouldn't go and see.

814
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 4: So I'm only seeing him.

815
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 2: For the vibes, Like I only bought a ticket because

816
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 2: the new song aperture fucking bullshit.

817
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 3: I just I feel like so. I think it's Harry Styles,

818
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: like the same age as me. I don't know is

819
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 3: he like thirty two or something, because I feel like

820
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 3: I didn't grow up with Harry Styles.

821
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: Oh I did One Direction Baby, every one Direction show. Possibly,

822
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: I feel like I but I was a Louis girl.

823
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 3: I feel like I was too old, even though he's

824
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 3: the same age as me.

825
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: We decided to get Tickeets because I loved him when

826
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 2: I was younger. I haven't really followed his solo career,

827
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: but I think he'd put on a good show.

828
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 4: I'm happy to just go to a concert right too.

829
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: But I'm just like, so I thought, I'm gonna if

830
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: I need to fight everyone for it.

831
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 4: And I missed out on tickets. Who cares?

832
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: And I don't care December, but like, I don't care to, like,

833
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: you know, fight to the death for a ticket like

834
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 2: I would.

835
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 4: Everyone else have gone and seen recently.

836
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: And so I just jumped on forty five minutes after

837
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 2: they went on sale. I'd actually forgotten about it, and

838
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, they want to sell because

839
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: I was in Canada at the time, so I was

840
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 2: like the time difference. So I was like, oh, they

841
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: want to sell forty five minutes ago, I've probably missed out.

842
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 4: I went on.

843
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thousands and thousands of tickets left. I

844
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: was shocked. I was able to sit there and pick

845
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: my seats properly and not be worried about it.

846
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 4: And I thought, why is no one buying a ticket?

847
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 4: Really bizarre? This is obviously with the Sydney show. And uh.

848
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 2: Then I messaged my friends and I was like, did

849
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: you all get tickets?

850
00:38:59,239 --> 00:38:59,479
Speaker 3: Nah?

851
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 2: I haven't try. Nah, you know, whatever. And then two

852
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: days later I was like, did you end up getting tickets?

853
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh no, we'll jump on now. And

854
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: two days later there were still thousands of tickets left

855
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: again and they were able to get a bit.

856
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 4: Where's it at the stadium, so to the stadium show? Yeah?

857
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I don't really know what's what's happened, but

858
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 2: no one seems to want to Harry Styles to get

859
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: I don't know now how they're going. Maybe it'll be

860
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 2: sold out. This is the problem with this podcast. We

861
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 2: always say things and at the time of recording where correct,

862
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 2: and then you bitch just changed the narrative and suddenly

863
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 2: we get called liars.

864
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happened since, but right now, so what's.

865
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: Your royal flush?

866
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: Oh?

867
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 4: What the fuck? What's my royal Fuck?

868
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 3: You said when we did our predictions about who's coming here.

869
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: Is your royal flush? That Harry Styles concert hasn't sold out?

870
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: I don't know, I can't remember.

871
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: But what I want to be going with this all

872
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: the predictions.

873
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 4: Oh maybe it was Hillary Duff. Who else has announced

874
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 4: a tour? Lily Allen know.

875
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 1: And didn't Sabrina Carpenter tea, Oh, yes, all.

876
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 2: Right, maybe that was the Royal Flush. Sabrina Carpenter tour

877
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: looks promising, and fuck me dead. If she announces it

878
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 2: tomorrow before this episode comes out, I'll just look like

879
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 2: an absolute idiot. But that is my royal flush, and

880
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 2: I that is you know, we're one step closer to

881
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 2: me eating my words because you suggested, Sabrina and I said, nap,

882
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: not a chance. But then her Grammy's performance was so camp?

883
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: How fun was that?

884
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 4: That is camp?

885
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: If if anyone ever says what is camp, it's Sabrina

886
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 2: Carpenter at the Grammy.

887
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: What about Paul Addison performing out the back but she's new,

888
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 3: I guess.

889
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 4: It was camp like camp that she was out the back.

890
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 4: She doesn't need a crowd, That's what that says true, she.

891
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: Doesn't need a crowd. I thought she did really well.

892
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 2: I loved it. What I will say quickly is it has.

893
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: To be my week on the podcast.

894
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 4: The people who say that she was lip syncing.

895
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: Addison hear her breathing, her breathing.

896
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 2: And also one thing that they don't understand is Addison

897
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: just won't sing. Like she won't lip sync, she just

898
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: won't sing. And the backing track will play, but she

899
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: doesn't pretend to sing those lyrics.

900
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 4: She just shuts up.

901
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could absolutely tell. And as I said, when

902
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: we went and saw her, I was like, vocals were

903
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 2: actually great.

904
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and but she's not like a fucking ballad singer

905
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 3: that's going to belt out big notes.

906
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: But she can sing.

907
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: And also, who gives a fuck if you can't sing

908
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 2: if your music's good?

909
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 3: Who gis seeing dance have great stage presence? That's the

910
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 3: star to me.

911
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: Okay, onto my role flush.

912
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 4: Just one more thing.

913
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 3: I thought, Okay, well, this episode's already so long, so

914
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 3: I'll keep it short and sweet. Okay, I have a

915
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 3: lot to say, but we'll save it for close friends.

916
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So my royal flush is.

917
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 3: Something that I saw on TikTok a while ago now,

918
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: and I just thought it would be something that you like.

919
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: Remember how a while ago we.

920
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 3: Were talking about how you have the night with your

921
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 3: friends where you all get together and get things done,

922
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 3: like those things that you tick off, like updating your

923
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 3: insurance or whatever. Yes, I saw another one of those

924
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 3: things where you get your friends together for a night

925
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 3: and you have a conspiracy theory night.

926
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 4: Oh no, there's something i'd love.

927
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you like do a camvor presentation, like each

928
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 3: of you on your conspiracy theory and then you sit

929
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 3: down whether you're haven, pizza, drinks, whatever, and you do

930
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 3: it in the lounge room and up on the TV.

931
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 3: You each present your conspiracy theory. What it is, a

932
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 3: backstory on it, like just go in depth about it.

933
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: And I know that you talk a lot on him

934
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 3: at about like getting out of the catch up loop

935
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 3: of just like catching up with your friends, how you been,

936
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 3: how's work, how's the kids? So this could be a

937
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 3: fun activity to do with your friends. It's put on

938
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 3: a conspiracy theory night, and then you've got like something

939
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 3: fun to do and talk about and just makes it interesting.

940
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 2: In the same vein, I saw a TikTok about doing

941
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 2: other people's cohoots.

942
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: What's this?

943
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 4: So you know how you can make a k hoot?

944
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 4: What's that quiz? The online quiz?

945
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: Remembering covid we're all doing kohoots and you heard we

946
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 2: had no friends, but basically me and my friends we

947
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: would get together and do cahoot nights where it was

948
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 2: my job. Remember we were doing zoom parties. Everyone would

949
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 2: dress up on zoom. We do a theme zoom, and

950
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 2: then we did cohoot parties where I would write like

951
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 2: trivia questions about our friend group, and I would message

952
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: everyone individual and be.

953
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 4: Like, Brittany, what's your favorite food?

954
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: You'd be like ice cream, And then I'd make a

955
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 2: thing that goes, what's Britney's favorite food? Ice cream, hot dog, pizza, burger,

956
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: and then everyone had to vote for it and there

957
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: was a winner at the end. Right, So I created

958
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: all of those, and obviously I selected private so no

959
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: one can ever see them. But there are plenty of

960
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 2: people out there who have public questionnaires and cahoot trivia

961
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 2: games about their friend group, so you can just go

962
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 2: on and find someone else's khoot to do. And so

963
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok of people playing like just typing

964
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 2: in Britney's khoot and then it'll come up with like

965
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 2: all questions about you because I made it and it's

966
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 2: on public, and then so none of your friends know

967
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 2: the answer, but you all just fucking a have a go,

968
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 2: have a guess.

969
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 4: And I thought that's so funny.

970
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 3: Well, it looks like we're doing a hoot night and

971
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 3: a conspiracy theory night.

972
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 4: In the corporate box at Harry Styles no.

973
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, fuck hary styles anyway, Scrollers, thank you so

974
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 2: much for listening to this week's episode.

975
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 4: It feels good to be back, and don't worry. I'm

976
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 4: not going.

977
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 2: Anywhere, and hopefully rate us five stars on nothing at all.

978
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: Leave us a comment. You can do that on Spotify.

979
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if we could do it on Apple,

980
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: but do it there. I won't read it, but you

981
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: can do it. If it's on Spotify, I will read it.

982
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 2: Don't forget. We upload Tuesdays and Fridays here. You can

983
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 2: join our scrollers chat on Instagram. Go to my Instagram

984
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 2: and search at the top for scrollers and you don't

985
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 2: know what to do.

986
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 4: We're also on YouTube so you can.

987
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 2: Watch full episodes every thing Thursday because Google girl is

988
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: not a magician and can not work fast enough, so

989
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 2: we need to do it on Thursday.

990
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 4: And plus we can all about your.

991
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: Listens on the streaming services anyway, because that's how we

992
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 2: make money and get ats. So fuck YouTube anyway. But

993
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 2: so many people requested it. Hey no, I said from

994
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 2: the start I don't want to do YouTube videos, but

995
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 2: people have begged and begged and begged, so you'll better

996
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: go fuck and watch it.

997
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 3: I saw like one of them had like three hundred

998
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 3: views and all.

999
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 4: But here's the thing, sorry, one last point.

1000
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 2: The point is we did the YouTube videos not for

1001
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 2: so much the people who are listening right now, because

1002
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 2: if you're wanting to meet, no, if you're listening right now,

1003
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 2: you probably listen to podcasts. But there is this whole

1004
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 2: network of people who apparently can't listen to a podcast.

1005
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: They have to watch it. Hello to you, by the way,

1006
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 2: because you're watching right now, I'm waving at the caps.

1007
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: Those people are so loud about it.

1008
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: But then our views on YouTube Spotify are like.

1009
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 4: One percent, less than one percent.

1010
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: Like night and day.

1011
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 3: So it's like people are so vocal, like I can't

1012
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 3: listen to podcasts, I need a video that we do

1013
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 3: the video and.

1014
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: Not many people to our scrollers who listen to our podcast,

1015
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 2: the YouTube video is not so much for you unless

1016
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 2: you'd like to go and watch it there. We would actually,

1017
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 2: in fact, I would prefer you just listen when it

1018
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 2: releases on Spotify or Apple or wherever. But you wouldn't

1019
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 2: understand how many people message every time we have a

1020
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 2: clip on. So shall you give me go on? Where

1021
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 2: where's the full episode? Where can I watch full episodes?

1022
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 2: Are the full episodes on YouTube? It is all We've

1023
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 2: been hounded for for like two and a half years.

1024
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: Not so much from our scrollers who listen every week,

1025
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 2: more so from people who don't listen but want the

1026
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: YouTube video. Well, we have finally done this fucking YouTube video.

1027
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 2: And where are all these motherfuckers now? Oh, apparently too

1028
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 2: busy to press.

1029
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 4: Play on YouTube, So sorry, let's sort that out.

1030
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: And they won't even hear this because they're not watching

1031
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 2: on YouTube.

1032
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 1: And now listening to the road gust.

1033
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 4: So to all our.

1034
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: Scholars who listen everywhere, we bloody love you, and everyone

1035
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 2: has requested a YouTube video, Oh you're a better fucking

1036
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 2: area up and watched because I'm already over and honestly,

1037
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: but seriously, google girl because it makes it look bad,

1038
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 2: because sorry, but we actually are a very very successful

1039
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 2: poets with a lot of fucking listeners.

1040
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 4: We're one of the top.

1041
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 2: I think we're the top on the Nova network, let's say,

1042
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: and we're up there with a lot of these big ones,

1043
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: and I feel like no one ever gives us credit.

1044
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 2: And now we've put up a YouTube VI two hundred views.

1045
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 2: It makes a lot like no one's watching, and we

1046
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: are one of the biggest podcasts with the most in

1047
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 2: demand podcast. There's not a space on our fucking ad

1048
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: roster love you know what I mean. So it's embarrassing

1049
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 2: everyone going putting on today things. Anyway, tulim let you guy.

1050
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: I've got to go and watch the podcast episode.

1051
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: Bless you.