WEBVTT - Matty’s Changed His Mind About Getting Back Into The Dating Scene. 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:01.359 Who are you, Cooper? 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:02.800 Who am I? 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:04.240 I am Bruce Springsteon. 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:07.160 Yes, okay, that actually that work. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:09.840 Just just on that. The biopics coming out soon. 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:11.600 Who's playing Bruce Springsteen? 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:14.280 Young man from the bed from the bed? 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:20.560 What's his name? Lee Lee something, Jamie Lee White or something? Yeah, 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:26.439 Jeremy Yeah, Lee Allen Allen was shameless, Jeremy Allen White 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:27.040 something like that. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:27.360 Yeah. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.960 That sounds more like, Yeah, we've got the al and 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:30.600 we've got the White. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.040 We're sweet hyphonation. Yeah. So if you listen to the 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.160 last week's episode, this week Trisha come up with dress 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.919 as your favorite rock star this week? So I am 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:40.239 Bruce Springsteen. Dad, Who are you? 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:41.559 I'm Liam Gallagher? 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:43.040 Liam Gallagher? 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:43.800 Nice? 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:44.160 Cool? 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.160 Who do I look like you are? 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:54.560 Super tramp? Jimmy barnes Man, Richard Clapton, Micaulay. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:57.640 Culcont I actually feel like going out after this dress 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.640 like this? Do it in my ever my sunny is 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:02.760 and mine? 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:06.440 Your Deborah Harry Blondie Blondie. 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.080 Yes, And now look, there is something I want to 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:11.360 bring up because. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.320 Over here I don't know what's going on. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.880 Jack, you are dressed as Batman. More importantly, Adam West 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:20.600 like the seventies Batman with the gray suit, the best Batman. Yeap, 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.119 the best one. Why what did you just think it'd 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:23.520 be funny? 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.480 Well, you said rock stars, and then I didn't. I 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.240 didn't read it right, read it probably? 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:29.839 Yeah, he sort of said rock Spiders. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.920 I didn't really, I didn't. I didn't prepare well and 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:37.319 I found whatever I hit my hands on. But Ozzy 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.000 Osborne didn't eat a bat so maybe we can work 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:40.240 with that. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:45.320 Well. The band, the band Black Grape, who came out 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.120 of Happy Mondays. They got a song called Kelly's Heroes 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.440 where he's dressed up as Batman. So let's just say 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:51.360 you're Seoran Rider. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:57.120 Yeah, not enough people know who Sean Rider. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.160 Leads to the Happy Mondays. If you watch you a 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.520 Celebrity goggle. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.720 Box, he's funny with his mate. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:05.240 Him and bears. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:06.160 Hilarious. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.280 Do you even get UK celebrity gobble? Is it on 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:08.760 Free to Wear? 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.320 Is it Fox? 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:11.080 Is it on Foxtel? 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:11.320 Is it? 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:12.280 Oh? 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:12.720 What the hell? 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:13.400 I don't even know that? 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:15.200 Hilarious? 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.360 Okay, Tricia, you've come up with the introductory question today. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:18.960 Allow me. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:20.840 Okay. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:24.640 I went and saw Materialists, which is a new movie 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.079 at the cinema. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:27.560 Which I loved. 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:32.680 What's it's about a matchmaker in New York City? So 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:36.600 I pose the question to you people, would you ever 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:38.520 use a matchmaking service? 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.239 Match making is in that so he doesn't like make matches. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.240 That's what I thought you said when you said matchmaking. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.640 No, no matchmaking. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.320 Matches like that? No? 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:48.560 Mate? Oh my god? 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:49.359 Dating app? 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:50.360 Did you go to school? 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.440 A dating app? So I was not a dating app? 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.800 This is where other people set up dates for you. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:01.080 That the matchmaking that service. Yeah, it's been around for 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:02.679 a long time, way before. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.919 So Tinder before Tinder and all that. But someone else 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.480 sets it up at third party. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:07.799 So what they do? 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:11.440 They interview you, They take all your criteria what are 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.680 you looking for? And a woman, what are you looking 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.000 for in a date or a partner, a life partner, 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.960 et cetera, et cetera. And based upon the criteria and 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:22.079 the answers, they'll match you with someone else that they 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.480 find is suitable. And they'll say, okay, well you know, 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:24.880 you go. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.000 On a date with this person and you do your best. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:31.799 So from this movie, what I want you people, would 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:32.960 you use a dating service? 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.640 And what would your three non negotiables be like? 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.880 Your three filters for like, you know, you want someone 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:42.000 who's blonde or yeah. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.400 Three, you're three ones not negotiables. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:48.040 Like, so, can I just say in the movie, it 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:52.040 was really interesting for the women. It was they all 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.800 had to be tall. I didn't know that there was 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:55.080 this obsession. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.080 With women love torments. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:56.480 I don't. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.000 It doesn't surprise me that you don't. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:00.920 Yeah, I don't know. There's something and in fact, I 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.400 think too tall. No. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:06.040 See now, nowadays women won't go for someone who's under 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.640 six foot. That's boundary. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:08.240 That's weird. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.280 Yeah, so, dad, Dad, it's still like that. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.200 Jesus change my mind dating soon. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:17.839 The other thing is hairline, Jesus receiving. 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.000 I got to go to Turkey, man, I got to 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:23.520 do this. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:28.800 And they have to earn over two hundred k. Now, 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.520 but the men, though, this is what that from the movie. 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.440 I'm just saying it's from the movie. Their criteria was 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.200 they wanted younger women, usually. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:41.159 In their twenties. They all wanted them to be slim, 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:42.760 tick and beautiful. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.960 They're very standard on negotiables. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:45.920 Well are they? 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:46.159 Though? 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:47.760 Okay, well, what is yours? 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.720 Mine would be my non negotiables. First, I wouldn't do it. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.640 But if I was to now, I don't. I don't 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:53.560 do like dating. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.080 Apps and ship anything you don't do. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.920 I would somebody. They have to be under six foot woman, can. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.080 I wouldn't want someone taller than me. I think that'd 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:03.560 be too much. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:04.839 You'd be your six one, aren't you? 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.160 Yeah? But I wouldn't. That's why I'm saying under six 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.159 four okay, because I don't want someone under towering over you, 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:10.279 you know. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.240 What I mean'd taller than you? 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.120 Yeah, And it's not an ego thing. Guys, know what 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.360 you're thinking shallow Hell, I'm not shallow. I just don't 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.160 want someone taller than me, which is fair enough. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:19.600 You got to be big men on campus. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:25.159 I second, non negotiable. Nice eyes either either blue or 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:32.279 green brown? Nah you mah blue or green, girl, I 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.679 would only go that brown probably not. And good teeth. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.839 I'm more of a and not necessarily like just straight, 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.400 my son, Just straight teeth, you know what I mean? 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:47.880 Just straight? Like you don't be missing any. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:48.760 Now what do you got jack? Who would be carefully 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.040 because your partner gyms very. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.480 Similar to teeth. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.919 I do like eyes, but a smile like a smile, 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:57.760 So Hedge end up with you. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:05:59.880 Very funny. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.040 She's lovely. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.520 As one of Batman's greatest villains, the Joker, he always 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:04.080 liked to smile. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:05.760 Yeah, okay, nice. 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:09.400 What about you, Matt, This would be interesting. I just 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.000 remember your wife sitting across from you. 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.719 I know, I've gone Brunette tick tick lucky. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.560 Really you wouldn't go out with the blonde. That's a 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:23.360 non negotiable, really, Brunette. Is there a reason for that? 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:24.279 That's very limiting. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:27.400 It's just I don't know, it's just I've just always 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.800 dug Brunette. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.520 Really yeah, so like right now with my blonde wig, 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:33.240 you're not digging me? 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.719 No, no, okay, sorry, So I was gonna say, can 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.279 you pull your mic down a tournament? We can't see 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:38.720 your face? Just a tiny bit. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.320 There we go? Perfect, Thanks very much. Great to every 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:46.400 producer from the studio. Brunette and not a ballbuster. So 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.160 for the liberal, I'm going to go down the pub. Ah, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.400 go and enjoy yourself over the time you recognize you'll 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.640 be home. I don't know, Just make you sure it's 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:54.599 before next Saturday. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:57.640 Very hard to measure that on a dating app, like that. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.559 Personality traits and if you're wondering why dad at of Testy. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.160 It's because he's been a ship mood or week with 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.479 you too, not just me with everyone. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:09.080 I just have not just I'm not the set mood there. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.320 I'm being genuine Okay. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.520 My first non negotiable is he has to be kind Okay, 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.840 Tick has to have kind eyes. 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:19.440 Tick. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.400 Now, they don't have to be the most beautiful eyes, 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:22.880 but they just have to be kind eyes. You know, 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:26.320 you see people and they just have kind eyes. And 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.520 my last non negotiable would be teeth. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:31.360 Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.600 Yeah, I'm just teeth are very yeah awesome. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.200 Yeah, so you're talking to someone just some tooth. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.320 Or they need to have a full set of teeth. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.280 Yeah yeah, I don't care if they're theirs or not. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.520 They just need to be a full going forward. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.040 When we do an intro question, let's make it a 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:45.880 little bit more simple. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:47.000 I love that. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.080 I like that's a very good I enjoyed that. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:49.840 Yeah, I do too. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.520 You gotta have teeth, you gotta have teeth, you do 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:54.320 have teeth. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.600 Hey, can I quickly bring something up a little bit 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.840 of rugby league thing? I like we bring up Alex Johnston, Right, 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:01.880 I wanted just a little talking point for US Alex 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.640 Johnson his six tries off breaking the Rugby League tri 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.320 scoring record, which is what? Which is? I don't know 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:12.200 exactly hundred and twelve? I think thirteen the record is. 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.600 The record is Kenny Irvine two hundred and twelve. He 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.280 needs seventies a two hundred and six. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:18.000 Wow. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.480 And obviously in the AFL when Buddy Franklin kicked a 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:25.080 hundred or a thousand goals whatever it was, they ended 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:28.040 up everyone stormed the field at the SCG. Do you 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.640 think if Alex Johnson scores, is it going to be 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.640 a thing wherever one or should it be a thing 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:34.240 wherever one storms the field? 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:35.640 Where are they're playing? 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:37.440 Well, we don't know when he's gonna break. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.160 It this weekend. Where are they playing. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.800 Let's say a call, Okay, let's say Princess has got 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.199 to have one security. 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:48.920 But security at the moment too, Apparently there's a whole alert. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.360 You know, when I was a kid, the moment the 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.560 full time siren went, whether it be local football or 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.280 Sydney football, you'd run from the field. You could actually 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.320 grab hold of your heroes, like pat him on the back. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.360 Yeah, these days the world is a different place. 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:03.520 I'm all mean, from a perspective, let's not let's take 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.080 security out of it. True, this is from a perspective 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.920 of and when he scores, it's during the game, like 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.520 you know, if he scores the tribe, then everyone flies, 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.040 even if there's fifteen minutes to go in the game. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:14.559 Because that' happening with Buddy Franklin's one, they had to 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.120 get everyone off and then they finished the game. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.560 Same with Plaguer Lockett and he had his two. Same thing. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:20.600 It's a very AFL thing, but I kind of liked it. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.000 I thought it was. I think there are some moments 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.800 that are bigger than the game, like bigger than the 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:26.800 game at that current. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.880 Ah. I heard now there was a game. There was 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.720 a game. I think it was South It was Sous 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.480 versus the Tigers, and I don't know what it was. 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.800 I was covering it for Channel nine. But at the 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.480 end of the game, they had players standing in the 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.920 middle of the field and they put a like a 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.800 rope around so people came onto. It was at the 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:52.199 sug and people came onto the field, but they yeah, like. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.920 They did for they did it for Heindi's farewells. Similar 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.480 thing where they go every on the field, but there 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.000 was like a roped off section in the middle of 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:02.120 the field. Think it's very hard to during the game. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.599 It's hard to organize, you know, getting people straight afterwards 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.640 to do that because you know you have to set 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.319 it all up and whatnot, and then by that sage 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.360 people trying to get out of it. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.520 I don't know, man, I think they would hang around 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.760 if a J broke that record and they said at 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.760 the end of the game, come on the fill, we're 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.280 going to have a big presentation. I'd hang around for that. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.600 Who are they playing this weekend? Anyone off the store? 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.760 Play the Storm? They're playing the Dolphins. He has to 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:30.400 score seven. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.240 She's just she's she's on the bit, she's ready to go. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:34.120 She's pro a J. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.720 Yeah, but he's got to score seven. 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:41.480 He's seven points. Try try a way. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:47.040 Off, mate, Jesus leading tri scorerru. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:47.160 She's going to be out there, we're sitting at a 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.840 course stadiu and go score seven. He's going to score 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.680 seven in one game. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:51.880 Not today, he did. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:52.080 Not. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:57.520 Today's Cody Walker's back. So if Cody stays on the field, 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.400 I'll get no doubt he'll break it this year. It's 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.640 going to be the story, big storyline at the back 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.120 end of the year. 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:03.200 He's a good blow, isn't he. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:03.680 Yeah. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.520 AJ's a Championshire and he's been there. Is you know, funny, 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.760 really crazy story about AJ. Actually it's a shame that 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.679 I have to tell. The story addresses Batman, But. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.520 No worry, we're an audio primarily. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:16.320 Met well at the end, I think it was the 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:19.440 end of twenty nineteen or end of twenty twenty went 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.480 Once Wayne got there, it was made clear to AJ 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:24.640 because the Tigers rafting really hard, and I think they 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.800 were offering him like seven hundred and fifty thousand a 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:30.200 year to play fullback for him because remember throughout the 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.760 year in twenty nineteen or twenty eighteen, he'd played a 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.120 fair bit to fullback and he played really well. Yeah, 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:38.520 and he'd actually made the decision the club weren't going 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:39.800 to offer any more. 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.719 And he actually what. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.839 He did was he wrote Wayne at the end of 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.280 the season of twenty nineteen a letter saying how much 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.760 the club means to him, and he actually took under 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:49.959 his AJ to stay at the club. 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.199 He's a junior, He's. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.640 A Southsidney junior, and he was like eighteen and one 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.320 a comp first year. He's one of the last left 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.200 of I think he might be the last one left 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.240 in the premiership. In the premiership, he. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.280 Was a school board champion cricket player and he was 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:04.120 ducks at school. 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.280 Wow, yeah, ducks it. He's a really that's the thing 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.560 with aj Oh he was next to me in the 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:09.080 locker room. 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.280 He is a very intelligent guy. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:12.520 Someone didn't rub off. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:13.800 Yeah, apparently. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.120 I love it that likes Batman at least probably has 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.360 anyone else got anything on that week? 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:19.360 Oh, I've got loads. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.920 Who was the asshole in this family who left some 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:24.439 chewing gum in my fridge? 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:25.760 Chewing gum in fridge? 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:27.600 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know who it is. I 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.360 just like someone to own up to it. I don't 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.000 think it was you, Cooper, and you don't think it 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.320 was Jack, And I don't think. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:32.760 It was Matt. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.160 It wasn't me. I didn't have chewing gum. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.160 Do I know that? Really choose gum as dad? 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.480 Yeah, it was me. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.440 Do that because what happens. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:43.880 And it was more than one piece that would tell 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.600 you it was a big chunk. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.920 I just can't help myself stuff at my mouth. Oh, 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:52.480 this is. My recommendation is that when you're when you 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.280 think the flavor's gone out of your gum, either if 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.319 you're driving, just place it outside the window for a 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.719 little bit for about a minute or doesn't stick on 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.800 that put it in the fridge for like twenty minutes. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:05.840 All the flavor returns. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.400 Really yeah, sorry. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.840 I'm sure it'll have a new flavor something about. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.719 Yeah, that's great chat. I'll tell you what I want 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.839 to shout out Marfu and Caitlin. Now, Jade, Marfa my mate. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.600 We all know that he's been mentioned of this podcast 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:25.079 for the last five years. Marfa just got engaged to his beautiful. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.280 Partner, Caitlin, and she's a great girl. 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:29.040 And I told them that we had a few drinks 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.400 a couple of weeks ago. I told them that we 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.160 give them a shout out on the podcast. Now, Marfa's 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:34.880 listened to the party for the last two weeks and 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.840 he says he's listened in disappointment from start to finish, 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:42.680 and we haven't given them a shout out. So your congratulations, Jade, Marfu, 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.520 love wins, Love Wins. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:49.320 What are you both wish you? What have you both 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.600 think to ignore that your life has obviously already peaked. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.560 Stop it. They'll be very happy. 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:59.720 And we're here as your extended family welcome misery. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.360 Well, yeah, it looks and if you will, maybe the 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.960 children and if you can sense the tension through the 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:08.280 radio wherever you're listening, it's because mum and Dad have 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.160 been fighting for. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:13.800 The haven't been talking because he's been grizzly, and I've 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:17.199 just stayed right away and I'm just like, I just I'm. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:17.760 Just not dealing. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.720 I know, but can you not bring that that tension 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.760 into the potty? Me and Jack feel uncomfortable. 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:28.000 I'm dressed as Batman and I feel really uncomfortables and 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:33.600 Jack's got a Batman and somehow that's still like more. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.640 I still feel more comfortable than that than sitting between. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:41.239 Just Liam Gallian man, don't feel a mega. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.040 Just because you're dressed like Liam Gallagher and you got 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.040 the shades on. You're not Liam Gallagher. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.080 You are You're not to be surprised. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.280 Can we have a little about something we had our 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.000 differend anger SATs and over. 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.280 We've been celebrated. We've been doing the winter luncheon. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.720 Later in the afternoon, a couple of my girlfriends came 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:06.280 over and they were very impressed with this, and they said, 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:07.840 what beautiful manners he has. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:09.240 So I said, oh, why what was that? 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.760 He said, oh, when he came over to us because 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.640 we were sitting in another area and the boys were 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.400 watching the footy, and then he came over and he said, ladies, 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:20.240 do you mind if I join you? And I went, yeah, 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.560 I guess I didn't think about that. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:26.000 That's because like we're surrounded by swines now. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.000 I said that all the time to groups of ladies 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:28.680 when I gather pub. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:32.560 When you go to the pub, ladies like total strangers, 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:33.960 like not in someone's house. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.680 It's not really like that. Was that really interesting enough 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:37.160 to bring up? 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:37.480 Yeah? 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.360 It is, well we all thought, right, we all went 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:41.720 and we all went yeah. And I said, that's because 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.600 we really have dropped out expectations. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.880 I will say, when you say our are you doing 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:47.360 about like other? 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.640 The three of us, Natasha, Rosemary. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.400 And I will say, I've never probably asked to join 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:53.640 a conversation. I've probably never going hey, like can I 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:55.720 can I have a seat? Can I join? I just 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.520 you just go over and say, gyday, guys, here you 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:58.480 go and sit down, right. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.840 Well, it's very polite to to. 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.680 Ask excuse me, guys, you don't know me, but you 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.520 mind iful sad here and just join conversation. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.200 We're trying to have dinner. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:14.400 Sorry, sorry, sir, it's awake. A loved one just hardbreak 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:16.720 that old friend. That's a good one. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.080 That's what excuse would you use for someone that come out. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.440 Oh look, some of my friend here is just giving 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.760 us a detailed description of the rash on the back 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.200 of his ass. You can come back at about five minutes. 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:27.880 That should be fine. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:29.440 I was going to say, hey, do you guys mind 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.680 if I have a seat. No, I'm in the doctor's office. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.040 There's one I do all the time when Andrew and 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.360 I uncle Andrew and I would go out together because 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.880 you know, he attracted a lot of booze to the honeypot, 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.560 and people would come over all the time and we'd 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.120 be trying to have a yarn. And there's there's a 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:46.520 nice way and a rude way to do it. The 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.320 rude way is a make It gives a bit of time. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:51.400 The nice way to do it is when a person 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.880 is standing there and you know everyone relates to this. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:56.160 You know, some people don't get the cures are the 0:16:56.200 --> 0:17:00.840 cues and you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. My thing always was, hey, brother, 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.240 it's really nice to meet you. But listen to me 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.320 and mebro here we're talking about some stuff that's pretty intense, 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:08.360 just between family. Can you give us me the time 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:10.640 you worries? You do that a. 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:13.080 Lot, like you still do that, and like we're in 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:14.920 a group of like ten people, and you say we're 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.240 having a pretty intense. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.640 That he is. What you've got to realize is Matt 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:21.280 doesn't get to catch up with people very often. 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:22.760 Na, No, he doesn't do you know what I mean? 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.120 And what I will say is Jack, and you can 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:29.080 attest to this dad when we were growing up. Obviously, Dad, 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.400 you're quite a well known man in Australia, right sure 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:35.720 seaboard No, he's still His fame goes far. 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:40.440 And wide international. You used to be very steam chapel, 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:44.400 You used to be very like social with people. And 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:47.000 I have found, Jack, you were tested this if you 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.200 think I'm wrong, but I found in your older age 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.480 you're getting a lot crankier and your your rope for 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:54.920 people has gotten a lot less. 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:56.760 I disagree. I think it's totally honest. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:02.040 I think I never turn a person away. 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.120 You can join and like in the end, they're trying 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:05.800 to get rid of him. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:10.879 With great power comes great responsibility. 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:11.280 Content. 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:14.440 Maybe I took that out. Yeah, maybe from a social 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:16.000 point of view, maybe I got it wrong. But what 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:18.280 I will say is you are you do get a 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:23.159 lot crankier with people these days. I like if somebody, 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:26.320 if somebody says one thing that half offends you. You 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:28.399 used to be able to play it off, like and 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:30.919 like laugh at whether it be your own experience, A 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.240 lot more I think now in your in your old age, 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:34.080 you do it. 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.439 I tell what I mean, I tell it. I don't like. 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.240 I don't like people can take the piss out of 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:40.919 me because most people people are nice and they come 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.639 up a nice, dull attle bit of a joke like, 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.479 oh here you going, Joey. That stuff I find fun, 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:47.479 and people are just trying to make conversation. What I 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:51.879 don't like is when someone sometimes will say something really 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:55.800 really mean spirited about someone we know. Will happen sometimes 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.640 someone come up and say, you know, conversation, Oh mate, 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:00.840 what about that bloke? You go he's good and they 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.679 go a bit of fun. People will say that and 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:07.000 I'll just go, brother, you've had your time and you know. 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:14.200 What one of the most displeasing or gross. 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:18.360 Aspects of a person is when they try to bolster 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:21.080 you up by demeaning someone else. 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:24.199 Well in a situation that's not that's well. 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:27.800 I was in a situation recently, a guy who's good 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:32.280 reputation being a real nice guy, but hammered someone that 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.679 I've got great respect for, and for me, that was 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:37.000 the end of the conversation. 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:39.680 Nice. It's not a nice trait. 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:40.760 It isn't a nice trait. 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:43.000 You don't have anything nice to say about someone to 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:43.600 say nothing. 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:45.920 A guy that always he comes up to me and 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:47.560 he comes with riddles and. 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:53.320 He always. 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:52.959 Jokes. 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:55.440 He's trying to make Batman references. 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:58.760 Guy he's talking about the that went straight over Tricia. 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:01.880 But I I liked it you talk about Cooper because 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:03.200 he did a riddle quiz one. 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:05.040 Time as an eye comes up and he's caught a 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:09.399 rude like Icye, mister Freeze's cooler. 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:11.119 I do have something really good from last week, just 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.640 a bit of feedback that I received really good feedback 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.840 due to your origin reactions straight after the game. Have 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:20.919 been getting a lot of great feedback and do phenomenal numbers. 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:23.560 But I do want to say that we did get 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:26.680 some from game two. Dad had a few beers, as 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.240 we made publicly on the podcast, but we got some 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:33.240 feedback from some guy called could have been and his 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:35.440 feedback was thanks. 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:36.320 Fellaws for the review. 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:39.360 Always great insight and balance reporting. 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:40.040 Here there you go. 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.840 He then proceeded to say, hearing ads relating to cutting 0:20:43.840 --> 0:20:46.080 down drinking whilst matter is giving an opinion at point 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:49.440 to five blood alcohol level was beautifully ironic. 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:52.359 That's underestimating whatever. 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:54.359 And he's back on it again today as well. 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:56.960 We're both having a red Yeah. 0:20:57.000 --> 0:20:58.359 I know, I think I can figure. 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:00.080 I put on a leather jacket. I just got it. 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:02.359 I don't think they can when it's an audio medium 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:03.200 cooper able. 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:07.040 To hear it. They can smell it through there speakers. 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.800 Matthew, can I just ask you about that? 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:13.960 Was good, by the way, Jack, Thanks, thanks Alfred, thank you. 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:14.840 Sudden Skies. 0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:20.480 In August up at next in Newcastle, you're doing a 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:22.720 special evening with Craig Johnson. 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:23.360 Yes, I am. 0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:24.760 What's it about? Tell us? 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:28.000 Okay, So you know Craig Johnson has lived the most 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:32.280 amazing life anything from crom from Newcastle going over playing 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:37.240 as a young bloke that was Middlesbrough where he wouldn't 0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:40.280 him train in the side training car parking up. Long 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:43.520 story short, scores a goal in the f A Cup Final, 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:47.880 wins European Cups, ends up inventing them predator. But people 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:50.320 have been going him to him for a while and 0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:54.879 John O's incredibly musically music minded. Do you give you 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:56.760 an idea? He wrote a think called the Infield Rap 0:21:57.000 --> 0:22:00.760 number two right across England when Liverpool played Wimbledon in 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:04.920 an FA Cup final forts but he also people who 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:08.639 are who are part who loved the world game. Going 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:12.480 into nineteen ninety Italian ninety new Water had a song 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:15.360 called World in Motion and in the middle John Barnes 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:17.680 does a wrap. Well John I wrote that new Water 0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:19.920 couldn't do the rap, and Peter Beasley, who was a player, 0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:21.800 ring and said, let's ring John O. He'll come up 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:23.879 with it. So John A wrote it down and did it. 0:22:23.920 --> 0:22:27.920 So He's had an amazing life. We are we are 0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:33.159 doing a musical on the life of Craig Johnston, which 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:36.760 will begin in Newcastle in late August. 0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:38.360 Twenty third August. 0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:39.879 Twenty third of August, that will be. 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:41.520 The tickets are available now. 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:44.000 I believe the premiere. But John is hoping to take 0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:47.159 it worldwide and I think he will give them the 0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:49.200 impact that he has had on sport around the world. 0:22:49.520 --> 0:22:52.440 Another one he invented to people think this a TV 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:55.359 show called the Main Event. He invented that. And he 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:59.040 also invented a thing that people and you might you 0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:01.159 might do him in I was for this is that 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:03.720 when you go to a hotel and you pull something 0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:06.439 in of a mini bar and it registers downstairs. That 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:07.040 was his invention. 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:12.680 Bastard Bastard the butler, particular butler means I'll go you 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:13.960 Butler me it's got to drink water. 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:15.840 Try to get away with that. One time we like 0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:19.040 obviously we didn't realize that was the protocol that when 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:21.000 you take it out, if it's out off the scales 0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:25.000 more than like fifteen seconds, it registers. And we drank 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.600 all the like mini bottles of alcohol and then we 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:30.840 filled them back up and then got done and Scale 0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:32.760 Storm made us pay for it all. 0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:36.240 That's how he come across it. They're going to play it, 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:38.960 They're going to play Rome in the European Cup final, 0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:41.440 and they're in Rome and he's sitting in the hotel 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:43.639 and he goes right out and they just arrived. It's 0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:45.600 about three or four days for the game. I made 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:48.159 a couple of Vodkas. It reaches out and drinks it, 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:50.800 and he thinks to himself, he said, the whole team 0:23:50.880 --> 0:23:53.400 used to do it. And he said, he thought to himself, 0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:58.200 these big hotel chains, it must cost them like about 0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:02.040 ten million dollars a year due to this practice people do. 0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:04.760 And he goes, I'm going to invent her Mini Barther 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:06.679 just registers were. 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:07.880 Not everywhere has it though? 0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:10.200 It's quite No, No, there's only a few. 0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:12.000 It's a very clever adventure. 0:24:12.200 --> 0:24:13.880 My hotels do do they? 0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:17.120 What are you staying at the nice establishments? Or they're 0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:18.400 not so nice establishment? 0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:21.240 Let Jack, Let I think he's trying to make a joke. 0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:22.399 Tris what is it? 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:22.680 Jack? 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:27.320 Go on the Wayne hotels. Jesus, you are so shallow. 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:30.639 He's trying to make a Bruce Wayne joke on Batman 0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:34.440 Wayne manor yeah, he's trying and Wayne doesn't even have hotels. 0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:36.480 Wayne Man does, Batman doesn't. 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:38.080 Sorry, sorry if I stood on you. 0:24:38.720 --> 0:24:41.800 Yeah, well that's not before it before if anyone else 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.320 has anything from their week, but I have, I have 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:46.320 a little yard. I was at the Bowling Club in 0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:50.239 Manly for over the weekend. Now, I haven't been a 0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:52.560 bowling club in age. Its actually a really good place 0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:55.000 for a drink, bowling club because it's quite quiet and 0:24:55.040 --> 0:24:58.040 will priced, yeah, well priced beers. Now, we were sitting 0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:01.359 there having a beer and obviously a lot of the 0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:03.520 a lot of my friends get quite intoxicated. One of 0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.720 the boys got really drunk and remember that old chair 0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:09.080 pull trick. So you'd go to sit down and you 0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:10.760 go to your mate, you pull his chair out from 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:13.720 underneath him. So one of the boys said, wouldn't it 0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:15.359 be funny. One of the lads was really drunk, and 0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:16.800 they said, wouldn't be funny to pulled his chair out 0:25:16.800 --> 0:25:18.680 from undeath him. He'll fall down, everyone will laugh, he 0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:22.120 might leave, We get like expelled from him. Anyway, they 0:25:22.200 --> 0:25:26.120 pulled his chair out and he's felt the chair not there, 0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:28.840 and trying to save himself. He was trying to you 0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:30.640 know how people like kind of run backwards and they're 0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:34.320 trying to keep him. He ran back boom straight through 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:38.680 the bottom window of this of this bottlow. Yeah, straight through. 0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:43.880 He smashed it, lacking nothing obviously, like no harm to him, 0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:48.560 thank God, But straight through it was probably the funniest 0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:53.359 thing I've ever seen in my life. Nah, it was 0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:55.800 so funny, Like in the moment, it's funny because he 0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.040 ran for like ten meters like he was. It was 0:25:58.080 --> 0:26:01.080 like slow motion for the rest of us. Well, we 0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:02.639 didn't know he was going to continue as you go. 0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:03.640 It was actually very hard. 0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:05.480 No, it's not that big. 0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:09.600 Well, I don't act be questioning the like the thickness 0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.399 of that class. 0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:13.000 Like they're supposed to be shatter proof. 0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:16.040 Glasses are pretty if you hit it like pretty quick. 0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:18.479 Give them a call, Trish, give the number, give him 0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:21.359 a call, Let's check it out, give wind screens. 0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:22.040 Issue done. 0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:25.600 Yeah, it's very tough. Dad, if you had anything from 0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:26.760 your would you bring anything today? 0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:28.879 What about guys? Family event? 0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:32.679 You're missing it. We went and watched little Benny Bailey 0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:35.960 play his under eight footy local league. 0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:37.720 Game morning won't get back again. 0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:42.600 The funniest thing I felt was because I was a 0:26:42.640 --> 0:26:44.879 bit lazy and I went and sat on the coaches bench. 0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:47.119 Yeah, let's get to that just for a second. Can 0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:49.200 we get to that? So we get there right, We're 0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:51.960 sitting there as all these parents and grandparents there as well, 0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:55.440 sit standing on the sideline. And what happens is Trish goes, 0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:57.880 I'm going to go sit on the bench. Now, as 0:26:57.880 --> 0:26:59.639 you know, there's a bench on the side for the 0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:02.560 kids and for the coach. Now the coaches rarely have 0:27:02.600 --> 0:27:04.920 set up, but the coach was sitting on it too. 0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:08.919 You look, yeah, it's under it still triush, like you've 0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.159 got grandparents sitting they're able to stand up, and you 0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:13.000 look over at the end of the bench. There's Trish 0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:15.520 sitting there and the coach sort of looks at her. 0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:17.959 Next minute, I look over, she's giving the coach like 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:23.560 advice or words during the game. I don't think, you know, yeah, 0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:23.720 and I. 0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:26.199 Get it's underrates so like they're probably not taking it 0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.240 too serious. But to see all the other parents standing around, 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.280 and then somebody who's not even a parent of a 0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:34.399 kid to sit on the bench next to the other kids, 0:27:34.440 --> 0:27:36.680 doesn't even like the game and doesn't like the. 0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:40.520 Game, or you mind, let me give me Okay, I 0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:42.000 had been there since the warm up? 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.359 Do you think the eight year old kids drove themselves 0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:44.919 for the warm up? 0:27:45.480 --> 0:27:45.800 They did. 0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:48.840 The only conversation I had with the coach was as 0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:51.760 I was approaching. I hear him yell out to the kids, 0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:56.040 get dirty, and I looked at him, and he looked 0:27:56.080 --> 0:27:58.280 at me, and he realized the impact of his words. 0:27:58.320 --> 0:28:00.879 He went, oh, I get your jersey's dirty. 0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:04.040 Yeah, he knew he's sitting next to a dirty girl. Yeah, 0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:05.120 it was a big unit. I don't. 0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:06.960 I don't think you understand how just how annoying that 0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:07.320 might be. 0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:13.600 Did understand? Guys, we made love which made you two guys. 0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:21.480 You're indebted without sorry? Was that? But anyway, without us, 0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:22.600 you guys aren't here. 0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:24.720 I get that. Yeah, I get that. But what you 0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:27.040 know what we would and I can speak for you 0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:29.800 as well, Jack, we probably would like to be respected 0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:31.440 a little bit. Just because your parents doesn't mean you 0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.560 can't show respect. Is that correct? I agree with it. 0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:34.560 I think respect. 0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:37.960 Do you think that because are your parents, as a 0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.480 normal human being, you could also show us respect that 0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:42.040 you show other human beings? 0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:43.120 Do I not? 0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:45.800 Yes, No, you don't. 0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.200 I disagree. I came here. 0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:50.480 I'm the only one that actually really dressed up for 0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:52.320 your thing. I'm the only one that really appreciated your 0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:53.760 words for this week. I might not be in the 0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:56.240 right theme trash, but if you can't tell I went 0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:56.640 all out. 0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:58.480 He did go all out. And I appreciate the effort that. 0:28:58.480 --> 0:28:59.920 You've put in, put in the most. 0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:03.600 If you who gets silver probably Trish is blondie. 0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:07.320 Really I get the uber you're a disgrace. 0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:10.480 Yeah. But then like I'm doing, you know, I'm doing 0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:12.720 God's work. I'm doing the lords. Where are trying to 0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:17.120 keep you guys above above board? No one's come with anything. 0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:19.800 Right, No? No, no, okay, well, I said to Trish 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:22.240 so much on the moment, I just want to come 0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.000 in and react, bounce off you guys. 0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:29.080 Continue well, godmother of the Year. I doubled up. I 0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:31.520 even went to the athletics carnival, and his athletics candle 0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:32.480 did win. 0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:37.800 He came second, very second, No second, come last. 0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:38.560 Second class. 0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:42.040 And I'm just a little disappointed in the lack of 0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:44.920 technique that the children are provided with. 0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:48.480 Their at seven years old, Like we used. 0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:52.200 To practice that on your mark gets set go. They 0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.880 were discouraged from doing that. You have to start from 0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:55.400 their upright. 0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:56.280 Have the gun? 0:29:57.560 --> 0:29:57.840 Really? 0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:01.240 What is that? The gun that the gun that they 0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:02.920 shoot cap gun? Is it a cap gun? 0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:03.200 Yeah? 0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:04.120 Is that what? It is? 0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:05.120 Not a real bullet? 0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:06.760 No, it was a real bullet, but I thought it 0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:08.360 was more than a cap gun because it's louder. 0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:09.280 Yeah. 0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:11.160 I went the year before to see you, and I 0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:13.840 just went, What a waste of facilities. 0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:18.040 These days too, the kids apparently covered so these days 0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:20.120 apparently what they do is tris you can. 0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:21.600 They do like a beep test to see if they 0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:25.800 can even go to the athletics carnival. Yeah, that's that's 0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:26.960 with the infants. 0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:27.760 Yeah, well, like a. 0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:30.680 Beep test for fitness. But athletics cannival is not fitness. 0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:33.080 We know that, we know that, but like you have 0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:34.640 to go and do a beat test to see if 0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:35.240 you're allowed to. 0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:39.040 Go to the We're not listening, that's right, someone else, 0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:41.720 someone else. 0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:42.560 That's strange. 0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:43.800 I find it. 0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:46.280 At that age, I know some kids don't want it, 0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:48.200 Like I remember, you know when you I hated I 0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:51.240 hated the swimming cannival. No one likes the swim except 0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:52.160 some kids. 0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:54.360 I could never swim the butterfly. 0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:55.920 Only swimmers like swimming carnival. 0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:59.960 Yeah, but like even kids at that age, some kids 0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:02.240 they actually do grow out to love that sort of stuff. 0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:05.000 At that age, they sometimes are rats ass with it, 0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:08.400 like you can't really like, you can't really distinguish them 0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:09.440 at that young. 0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.640 Surely they could just surely rather than go through a 0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:16.720 boot test, someone go, is any any of you who 0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:18.760 don't want to do it? Yeah? 0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:22.040 Yeah, But also at that age too, kids like some 0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:24.320 kids will get so nervous. They might even be good 0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:25.360 at it or one day good at it, but they 0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:27.160 might be so nervous that they might choose to opt out. 0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:30.160 So I just think you just wolves. 0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:33.800 That's the little thing though, Like Bales was saying, little 0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:36.760 Benny that morning couldn't have breakfast because he had butterflies 0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:37.040 in his. 0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:38.200 I remember being at that age. 0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:42.760 That's part of life that you need to you need 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:46.240 to actually experience that. That is that is your fight 0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:50.120 or flight, that's your your nerves. That like it's natural. 0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:53.400 It's okay to feel like that. Otherwise, you know, kids 0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:56.160 get oh I've got anxiety and all the other things. 0:31:56.200 --> 0:31:58.280 Like it's to be fair, that's normal. 0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:01.760 I didn't really race it any of them. I happened, boy, 0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:04.760 But after you nine, I didn't compete at athletics all 0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:07.200 swimming at all. I didn't do a single Yeah I went, 0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.120 but I just didn't do it because I just couldn't. 0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:09.800 I just didn't want it. 0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.040 I got to Siger winning you didn't. 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:14.520 Is there is there an a limp? Is there an 0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:17.040 athletics or a swimming event that you guys think that 0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:18.120 you wouldn't come lasting? 0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:22.160 Oh yeah mate, butterfly. I was gone butterfly swimming. I 0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:25.200 actually break the local record for butterfly of fifty meters 0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:26.240 for people on fifteen. 0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:28.400 You do realize the body shape of these swimmers, Cob, 0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:30.080 but I'm pretty different to your body show. 0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:32.160 It's very hard for us to believe that, like believe 0:32:32.200 --> 0:32:34.360 you on that because you don't have a swimmers bill 0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:34.720 at all. 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:35.000 Yeah. 0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:38.240 No, I believe that he doesn't lie. Not well, yeah. 0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:41.480 About that. 0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.840 He doesn't like that sort of stuff. He knows I 0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:44.640 can go and check. 0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.240 With he doesn't lie. That's what half of your fights 0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:48.800 have been about the last fifteen years. 0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:51.640 Fifteen thirty actually thirty five. 0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:54.680 What's what's the biggest lie Dad's ever said? 0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:55.240 Oh? 0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:55.480 This? 0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:59.360 Every day I say, do I look to my pants? 0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:00.400 Do my bumbler big in this? 0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:00.960 No? 0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:05.920 What time will be back from the pub? Eleven pm? 0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:06.840 Do you love me? 0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:07.320 Yeah? 0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:08.280 But is there something? 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:08.920 No? 0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:12.840 You don't love me? You just can't live without. 0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:14.200 Me and you're like an old pair of shoes. 0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:16.920 Yeah yeah, I think. 0:33:17.040 --> 0:33:18.760 Most most marriages are like that. 0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:20.680 They right, yeah, like that. 0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:22.720 Could you get to a level where, well, dad's so 0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:25.479 cod to co dependent on other people that he couldn't 0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:26.120 live on his own. 0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:29.560 You no, but he can take care. 0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:31.840 I forgot. I was looking at the monitor. I forgot him. 0:33:31.880 --> 0:33:37.160 Just spatmant hard pretty hard. 0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:42.240 Dad is so like depending on other people. He couldn't. 0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:44.320 He couldn't like get through life. 0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:46.479 You could, he could, of course he can. 0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:48.600 Oh he'd be alive, but he wouldn't be able to 0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:49.800 handle like tax. 0:33:49.720 --> 0:33:55.280 And ships extra all. Like you just do everything, just. 0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:59.320 Don't pay your texes. By the time they caught up 0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:01.360 with maybe said and I just to a plea bargain 0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:05.200 and maybe day you know, with the thing aroundhere they 0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:06.600 put the ankle around Oh. 0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:08.120 Yeah they do, like the home. 0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:12.400 Yeah yeah, yeah, ankle bracelet. 0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:14.960 Like the ankle bracelet. We don't leave the house. You 0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:17.480 don't go to jail if you're seventy I mean white 0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:20.000 collar crime, surely, well you have no. 0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.520 I'm pretty sure tax evasion you get like a minimum 0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:25.359 of five years. 0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:27.840 Oh yeah, that's evasion movie. 0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:30.920 That movie Get Hard with Will Ferrell. That's what he got. 0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:34.120 He got done for like tax evasion comedy. Yeah, but 0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:34.680 that's true. 0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:37.920 Inside of trading, inside of training, they're very big. 0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:40.919 It was inside of trading. She's right, you're wrong. How 0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:43.240 is inside of trading considered worse than tax evation? 0:34:43.480 --> 0:34:45.560 I think so because tax evasion they go, okay, well 0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:48.320 you this is what's outstanding, and we'll make a plan 0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:50.120 or we'll sell all your assets. 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:50.160 And get it. 0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.880 Yeah, whereas inside of trading more planned, isn't it. 0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:57.160 Yeah, plan premeditated, best agree murder. 0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:59.279 Really Yeah, people know that the inside goss and they 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:00.600 choose not to tell anyone else. 0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:04.080 Well, and then they make profits. 0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:06.440 How do you think I got my billions? 0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:09.760 Yeah? Batman, d Wayne manor. 0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:13.200 Now what else were you? Chests? Film Fame Vital Today 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:14.359 before that? 0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:16.840 I know you boys are quite into your golf at 0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:20.480 the moment. No, do you know what called Bradley Keagan? 0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:25.160 But Greg Norman you know, well, I just flipped on 0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:26.920 box the other day and it happened to be on 0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.960 golf or sport, and I was like, what is this 0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:34.040 man doing? He's running up to his caddy, Paul Bastard 0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:37.120 that guy is like doing what is it called a 0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:38.080 chest bump. 0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:38.520 When you run it? 0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:40.360 When too bros chess. 0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:42.160 College. 0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:44.600 He didn't do it once or twice. He did it 0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:45.359 like five times. 0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:46.520 You know what's funny about he. 0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.000 Won the Traveler Championship. 0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:52.400 The chess bump, the chest pump where it comes from, right? Everybody? 0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:54.920 Like you look at a lot of American college movies 0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:57.160 and everyone's chest bumping, and you think, oh, that's just 0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:01.080 what blokes do. In Australia, I have never seen anyone 0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:04.600 chest bump. You might have seen. 0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:07.919 One or two of your arms around. This was not. 0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:10.359 Book. 0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:13.600 Yeah, you're very American. 0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:16.040 You would have never seen two Aussies run up. And 0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:20.080 if you tried July, which when people like celebrating ship 0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:22.800 the players, I'd love to see someone bust. 0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:23.040 Out the chest. 0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:27.239 But no, I don't like it. I don't think it's 0:36:27.320 --> 0:36:28.040 very masculine. 0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:32.799 Do you know back in the day when the prohibition 0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:34.560 ended in America, what they used to do when the 0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:36.520 drunks in the streets around Chicago and that there's so 0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:39.760 many people blind, they put a rope down. Rather putting 0:36:39.719 --> 0:36:42.359 them in a the drunk tank over night, They've put 0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:44.759 a rope there and just let them lean on the 0:36:44.880 --> 0:36:47.799 rope and the ones like when they wake up, they'd 0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:48.759 be hanging out of the rope. 0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:52.200 Hence the term hang hangover is that we're hangover. 0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:54.520 Hangover comes from the fact they used to put a 0:36:54.640 --> 0:36:58.239 rope round and in like street and they just put 0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:00.640 the drunks down the suit and have them hanging over 0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:02.520 and then when they wake up in the morning and 0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:05.359 so jeus, we've had to hang over so much to drink. 0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.759 I saw something like that around prohibition. That was what 0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.960 like little hotels. There were like little motels and the 0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:13.839 cheapest room you could buy were rooms with just one 0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:16.359 piece of rope and like multiple people in the room 0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:18.040 and he just laid over the rope and that was 0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:20.600 like the cheapest bedroom. It was basically just a room 0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:22.160 for the night you could sort of feel safe in. 0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:23.680 Yeah, yeah, to sleep on. 0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:26.239 You have a good knack of like where they come 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:29.480 the origins of words. You're another one. So you know 0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:32.680 how they say break a leg, right, break a leg? Oh, 0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:38.320 you know Hugh Jackman's performing tonight of let me a rubblay. Okay, 0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:42.000 let's paint that picture. Break a leak hu Before he 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.439 was out there, people say like, you know, good luck. 0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:48.800 So break a leg actually comes from in Shakespearean times 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:53.160 when a performance was really good, rather than clap, everybody 0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:55.680 would get on their seats and slam their seats to 0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:58.600 the ground. And if it was so good that people 0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:00.919 would be banging their chest so much it would break 0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.520 the leg of the chair. Oh wow, break a leg. 0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:06.279 I like it. Checking that to yeah, I like that. 0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:08.640 That's excellent actually to you what speaking of my man, 0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:12.600 Bill Shakespeare, my man right to me? Who's Matthew actually 0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:14.040 come up with a pot of gold? The other day 0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:16.920 we're talking about someone in the rugby league world and 0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:19.240 Matthew come up with this great one line. He said, 0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:30.680 stubbornness is the close cousin of discipline. 0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:28.000 His mouth or your ears. 0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:34.280 That's right. We're talking about someone who has such a coach, 0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:37.280 who is so disciplined in his life. You know, people 0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:41.520 admire him for his discipline, but on the other side 0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:45.120 of things, he gets criticized for his inability to change 0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:48.960 his ways, his stubbornness. And my thing was is the 0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:54.040 discipline is the second cousin of stubbornness. Which is true about. 0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:55.480 That? 0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:55.799 Right? 0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:57.440 So Jack basically did get it right. 0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:58.359 Yeah, he did he did? 0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:00.480 What did you say, shouldn't it? 0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:02.239 And that it was the other way around, because if. 0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:04.200 Someone is a distant relative, someone that works the same 0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:04.600 way back. 0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:07.000 Brother, Yes, that's true, so you put him. 0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:10.320 He was right, maybe not necessarily. 0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:11.760 Second Castle not distant. 0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:14.080 Okay, film fame and vinal today goes. Let's get out 0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:15.560 of this Osie movies. 0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:16.000 All right. 0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:17.840 A lot of good as movies been made out of 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:21.719 the day, not really many at the moment, but we're 0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.759 doing a gold, silver and bronze. Let's keep this title. 0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:26.000 Let's keep a punchy MATTHI you got your three. 0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:29.000 My three is The Adventures of Barry McKenzie, which you've 0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:31.680 got to see, seventies movie. It shows you how far 0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:33.960 we've come, but it is very funny its own way. 0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:37.919 Number two, I've gone the Castle, just a classic. And 0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:41.920 number three I've gone a dead heat between Chopper and 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:43.759 mad Max the originally nice. 0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:46.120 Okay, so it was gold, silver and bronze. Which one 0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:47.160 got the gold? 0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:52.520 Let's go bas Mackenzie, bronze, Silver, the Castle, Mad Max 0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:54.279 and Chopper suint. 0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:57.799 I'm going gold to bronze, my gold to Chopper. My 0:39:58.080 --> 0:40:01.560 second is mad Max Fury Road yep. And my third 0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:02.400 is Batman Forever. 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:07.120 You know that's not a straight just if you give 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:09.640 the energy being the weirdest guy to Jacket. 0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:11.480 Really I like it. 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:14.160 Though the whole podcast, Jack has just been staring at me, 0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:15.080 making eye contact. 0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:15.440 I don't know. 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:17.040 It's actually pissing you off. 0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:19.640 We're going to get him to dress up every week. 0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:21.160 I want to launch across the. 0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:23.359 Room and beat the ship out of him. 0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:25.840 Well, as we know, that's not realistic, so you just 0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:26.439 stay there. 0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:28.920 Yeah, you'll get pulverized anyway. 0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:31.400 It'sman movies. 0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:36.280 My gold is Sweet Country a couple of times. 0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:38.279 It's a very very good movie. 0:40:38.320 --> 0:40:39.680 Bryan Brown, very good. 0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:41.360 Very very good movie. 0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:47.160 Number two is The Castle. Yeah, so mine are quite different. 0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:48.600 And number three is Parlo. 0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:50.560 Okay, I love Parlow. 0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:53.080 There's a great but when I was going through there 0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:56.120 are some amazing movies, but they're all older. 0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:58.279 Tom Berlin's come on. 0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:00.160 Some better it. 0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:05.960 Okay. I know you've only had one glass of wine, 0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:09.360 but you're getting chirpy. Trusha's are one can screaming? You 0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:12.040 know that big She gets very chirpy and you you're 0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:15.799 sinking into your seat, look like you've had thirty I 0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:16.960 know you've only had one glass. 0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:21.640 Do you know? By the way filab Do you know 0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:25.040 why it was called filap and the y it was 0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:30.240 spelt that way with a pH. Yeah. The it's Latin 0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:34.400 term is far lap means lightning, but it is far 0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:37.560 l a p. The reason he went p h was 0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:42.520 because the previous we'll put this the most Melbourne Cup 0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:45.880 winners up to that point, the horse had seven letters 0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:49.360 in its name, so he went far laph. 0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.239 Yes, okay, I remember you saying that's another. 0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:57.239 I'm sure people will tell me doesn't mean they're right. 0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:00.560 My bronze was Chopper. My silver is two Hands with 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:01.240 Heath Legend. 0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:03.600 Watched that What's the Last Night Again? 0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:06.960 A great and. 0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:10.719 Then my gold is actually the dry I really liked Eric. 0:42:11.560 --> 0:42:13.160 I think Eric Banner is our greatest actor. 0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:16.719 It's a great movie and our mad Nabels in that. 0:42:16.760 --> 0:42:19.160 I think it's a great movie. 0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:20.239 Did you see the second one? 0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:22.360 Yeah? The second one is not as good as the first, 0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.360 just the worst storyline. But the first one, if you 0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:28.200 haven't watched it. In terms of modern Australian movies, I 0:42:28.200 --> 0:42:29.560 reckon it's the best one we've done. The next the 0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:30.239 last ten years. 0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:34.520 Would you say, it's like similar to Batman. It's not 0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:37.920 as good a Batman. One's probably slightly better than Kane. 0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:43.240 Just a question, Michael Kaine, the sucuel, was it? Michael Kaine? 0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:48.359 The circle was the dry to or dry? No, it's 0:42:48.360 --> 0:42:51.040 like that, the Circle the twelfth, it must be the third, 0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.480 very dry it was? Who is, as in your opinions, 0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:55.440 Straights greatest actor. 0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:57.160 I just said, Eric Banner. I'm just going to stick 0:42:57.160 --> 0:42:57.799 by it, you know what. 0:42:57.840 --> 0:42:59.759 He was very good in that impressed me. 0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:03.160 Good at Munich too, and The Castle and Chopper. 0:43:03.520 --> 0:43:07.120 You know he played Chop and Kate Winslet. Sorry, Kate Panchette, 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.720 she's very good. She's she's good at comedy. 0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:16.440 She's you go weavings underrated. He's the villain man, mister Anderson. 0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:19.200 Matrix, great act, he's a very good he's a very 0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:19.960 nice guy too. 0:43:20.239 --> 0:43:23.640 Isn't that who was the one they dressed up Batman? No? No, 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:27.640 they dress up Queen of the Desert. 0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:29.560 That was in my That was actually. 0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:33.000 In my mel Gibson got to be Mel Gibson around 0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:38.839 mel Gibson, his movies and the ones he's produced. I mean, 0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:40.080 come on, just run through. 0:43:40.400 --> 0:43:46.200 Come on, let's not chick from yours wedding, Tony Collett, 0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:49.600 she's very good too. And the other chick that was 0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:51.520 in yours wedding that went on to do great things. 0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:53.680 He was the friend that ended up in the wheelchair. 0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:57.520 Yeah. Yeah, And of course Emurl's wedding, Bill Hunter, who's great, 0:43:57.520 --> 0:43:58.680 actor Tom. 0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:00.880 Have a lot of great we do. 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:04.960 All right, let's well, yeah, let's just wrap it. 0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:07.200 No way, I've got something for you guys. 0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:08.799 We're going really good for time. 0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:12.080 It's okay, we need to go better. Okay, all of 0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:15.600 you people, are you of mind? Now you can thank 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:19.759 Owen Wilson for this. Think of a number between one 0:44:19.960 --> 0:44:20.479 and ten. 0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:22.760 Seven, No, keep it to yourself. 0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:23.840 You should have said that. 0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:25.760 Yeah, everything, keep it to yourself. 0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:26.920 Okay. 0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:29.960 Think of a number between one and ten, got it? 0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:30.399 Yeah? 0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:36.080 Times it by nine, times it by nine. Okay, yeah, 0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:42.520 add the two digits together. Ill, like, well, if you had, 0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:45.399 for instance, if you had twenty three two plus three, 0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:49.399 two plus three, I'll give you five, right, okay, subtract 0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:52.760 five ye okay. 0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:55.040 Then you need to take the number of that letter 0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:59.040 that corresponds to the alphabet. For example, if it was 0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:00.719 the number two, it'd be. 0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:08.040 B A B if it was five A B C. Yeah, okay, Okay. 0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:09.560 Now what I want you to do is think of 0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:12.400 a country that begins with that letter. 0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:15.960 Do not tell me. Keep it to yourselves. Jack stopped 0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:18.400 raising about man arms. 0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:20.319 So he's lost count. Well I'm still it's fine. 0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:23.279 Take the last letter of that country and think of 0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:24.640 an animal that begins with it. 0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:27.439 Do not tell me I write it down, because yeah, 0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:28.120 got it. 0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:32.840 Okay, this is your last step. Take the last letter 0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:37.480 of that animal and think of a fruit. Do not 0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:37.880 tell me. 0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:39.840 No one's telling you. 0:45:40.000 --> 0:45:42.200 Okay, but I don't want you to tell me that 0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:46.279 you're thinking about a kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange. 0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:50.920 Holy shit, that's what I got. Look Denmark kangaroo orange. 0:45:51.080 --> 0:45:53.160 Dad clearly didn't even know what was going on. 0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:54.600 Jack got lost a while ago. 0:45:54.800 --> 0:45:58.320 No, No, I had Austria, Batman Astria about seven. 0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:01.719 Sorry what you lost? The first one? I had? Hard 0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:04.480 vark Kiwi fruit people. 0:46:04.640 --> 0:46:06.760 Some people are not very good with matts, but Cooper 0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:09.880 high fight to you man and most of our listeners. 0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:14.520 Hopefully good one, have a good week, church house, Good 0:46:14.520 --> 0:46:15.160 on your guys. 0:46:15.680 --> 0:46:16.399 Oh yeah, we don't. 0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:17.680 I like it. 0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:21.520 That was good good on you guys, Batman, my wife,