Speaker 1: Go get you every morning, every day adelaide on over.
Speaker 2: Okay, have a listen if you will, to this little
Speaker 2: opinionated peanut on the internet telling all of us women
Speaker 2: what they should do with their lives.
Speaker 3: His name is Chris Griffin. He's twenty two years old.
Speaker 2: He has a podcast called The Pocket and this is
Speaker 2: where he and his fellow d head mate jump on
Speaker 2: Instagram and TikTok to share their wealth of knowledge accumulated
Speaker 2: presumaby in his whole twenty two years that he's resided here.
Speaker 2: It's blown up, it's gone viral, and people are not
Speaker 2: very happy when I say people, mainly women.
Speaker 4: I don't want my partner working unless she wants to work.
Speaker 4: If you feel the need to go and work to
Speaker 4: make money and then you come home and you're complaining
Speaker 4: about your day when we don't need you to make money.
Speaker 5: Because we're sorted. If we've got four hours.
Speaker 4: To spend in the afternoon and I ask you, how
Speaker 4: is your day today, babe?
Speaker 5: Are wer eyes to light up with excitement.
Speaker 4: It's the calm, it's the harmony, it's the peace and
Speaker 4: love that a man that's I've got a busy life,
Speaker 4: that's chasing his dreams needs when he's trying to wind down.
Speaker 4: This is why I heavily encourage hot girl walks. I
Speaker 4: would love my partner to go on a hot girl
Speaker 4: walk with her friends every day or she gets this
Speaker 4: feminine energy. They get to talk their and then they
Speaker 4: get to have a bit of excitement about their day.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'd like?
Speaker 2: I'd like for him to pursue his dream of shutting
Speaker 2: the up. Seriously, I don't have to streak for this anymore.
Speaker 2: I think I'm dead inside when it comes to this stuff.
Speaker 2: So we've got this, Andrew Takee want to be telling
Speaker 2: us goals that we shouldn't have a career.
Speaker 3: Lead that to the man.
Speaker 2: You put your feet up and drink your a sigh smoothies,
Speaker 2: go on hot girl walks, and.
Speaker 3: What the hell is a hot girl walk?
Speaker 2: By the way, how does that differ producer Molly from
Speaker 2: just a normal walk around the block?
Speaker 3: I think it's a walk, okay, but you're.
Speaker 5: A hot girl.
Speaker 2: But he just wants us to be energetically fit to
Speaker 2: make him feel good about himself because he's pursuing his
Speaker 2: dreams in his career. Because you know what, babe, I've
Speaker 2: got this podcasting empire to build make.
Speaker 3: Me feel good about myself? Now, I just say a
Speaker 3: couple of things here, very slowly.
Speaker 2: Firstly, ask us girls are not put on the planet
Speaker 2: to make sure you're in a good mood.
Speaker 3: It's not my job. What genuinely is not my job.
Speaker 2: Really, I like to make you laugh, but mate, I'm
Speaker 2: not walking in here every morning with the objective of
Speaker 2: making sure Andrew Hayes is in a good mood.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, where's your off button?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Secondly, I would say, do you know what else is
Speaker 2: sexy on a woman?
Speaker 3: Do you know what's sexy on a woman? Andrew? Financial independence?
Speaker 2: A woman who gets out there, gets it done, earns
Speaker 2: her money, and make sure she's got enough super to
Speaker 2: see her into retirement.
Speaker 5: Babe, But babe, I don't want you to be stressed.
Speaker 2: And actually, on a serious note, it's a pretty dangerous
Speaker 2: notion to suggest that women should rely on men for money.
Speaker 3: Because what happens if that relationship breaks down? What happens?
Speaker 5: Then that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have your own creed, don't have your
Speaker 2: own money, and lord, he only knows where you end up.
Speaker 2: If this is my son, I'd be calling him up
Speaker 2: and I would say, hey, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 2: Did I hurt you as a child? Did I do something?
Speaker 5: Is this my fault? Chris?
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: And the problem is here, you've got any old idiot
Speaker 2: with a microphone who buys a podcasting kid now, who
Speaker 2: can put out these really dangerous ideas into the universe,
Speaker 2: and then it gets traction. I'd rather focus on the
Speaker 2: good men who are doing good things rather than these
Speaker 2: absolute knopets.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: Buggaret timing has never been my thing?
Speaker 7: Coming up next, let's hear more from the absolute flawless
Speaker 7: prince that is Chris Griffin, and can I take this
Speaker 7: opportunity to launch my own podcast doing it? I'm going
Speaker 7: to launch my own podcast because you know Chris Griffin,
Speaker 7: he's really inspired me. Okay, Andrew Hayes podcast a snippet
Speaker 7: for you next, Don't Go Anywhere. And we've just recently
Speaker 7: learned that a Jodi would seem has a bit of
Speaker 7: a crush on a young man by the name of
Speaker 7: Chris Griffin. I said to you before we started this,
Speaker 7: I'm going to say something ill Records get.
Speaker 5: The trivia how to Go.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you stumble across stuff on the Internet
Speaker 2: and it just makes you blood boiled. This was me
Speaker 2: yesterday with this health and wellbeing podcaster who has decided
Speaker 2: that women shouldn't have to work, women should be cared
Speaker 2: for and looked after.
Speaker 3: And by their men.
Speaker 2: And also, we have an obligation. An obligation, I tell
Speaker 2: you us goals to make you feel good when you
Speaker 2: walk in the door at the end of every day
Speaker 2: where you've been hard working and pursuing your career.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, did you know if I put myself
Speaker 7: in that situation, I did that to my wife. I
Speaker 7: think she's slowly stab in the neck with a pair
Speaker 7: of scissors.
Speaker 5: And I would deserve it too.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, that's fine, Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 2: Dal have a listen to the wisdom of a twenty
Speaker 2: two year old young male.
Speaker 4: We've got four hours to spend in the afternoon, and
Speaker 4: I ask you, how is your day today?
Speaker 1: Babe?
Speaker 5: Are your eyes to line up with excitement?
Speaker 4: It's the calm, it's the harmony. It's the peace and
Speaker 4: love that a man that's got a busy life, that's
Speaker 4: chasing his dreams needs when he's trying to wind down.
Speaker 7: Amen, brother, Let's check out some more of Chris Griffin's
Speaker 7: work because he's on fire via his podcast.
Speaker 4: Imagine living your whole life trying to make someone else proud.
Speaker 4: So you take the job of respect, say the things
Speaker 4: that agree was chase the goals that applaud, but deep.
Speaker 5: Down you know it's not what you want.
Speaker 4: What if getting their approval means losing your own Because
Speaker 4: the truth is, you're allowed to take a left when
Speaker 4: everyone else is going right. Make yourself proud.
Speaker 7: First, Well, I guess is everyone else crying? If you're
Speaker 7: not crying, you're not tearing up, I guess you're a corpse.
Speaker 3: I'm not crying. That's powerful.
Speaker 5: Hallelujah.
Speaker 2: Chris has given you an opportunity, and I think you're
Speaker 2: going to take it despite the best advice.
Speaker 3: Of everyone around you. You want to launch your own podcast.
Speaker 7: Now, bigret, everyone's doing it. Here's a snippet from a
Speaker 7: future award winning podcast. It's called Healing with Hazy. You're
Speaker 7: welcome in advance. Yeah, they get it. Life's tough. So
Speaker 7: many breakfast options? What while wear to the gym? Can
Speaker 7: I do chest again? There's so many obstacles. Bro He
Speaker 7: reminds me of a famous quote from Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 7: He said, I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think,
Speaker 7: why stop at one? I'm considering a platoon of monkeys,
Speaker 7: so that people will look at me and see how
Speaker 7: mellow and well adjusted I am compared to these monkeys
Speaker 7: throwing feces around. Deep, don't be the platurn of monkeys. Peace,
Speaker 7: apologies and advance. Just a bro talking from his heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it again. You're just an onion eight
Speaker 3: your dell so many layers. Yeah.
Speaker 7: The podcast is called Healing with Hazy. Give it a listen.
Speaker 7: I'm not a douche. You're a douche.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know now.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know what the news today is.
Speaker 3: What you need to know?
Speaker 2: What you need to know with Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: You know our good friends Eric and Lyhlmanendez.
Speaker 5: Good close friends. Good news.
Speaker 2: They're one step closer to being released from prison.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You might recall that they were convicted of murdering their
Speaker 2: parents back in nineteen eighty nine. The whole thing blew
Speaker 2: up on a show called Monsters on Netflix, and everyone
Speaker 2: was fascinated with this case was absolutely incredible.
Speaker 3: There were some.
Speaker 2: Suggestion that the dad was abusive and that's why they
Speaker 2: shot both their parents in their laundry, and then they
Speaker 2: were convicted to life without parole. So now what's happening
Speaker 2: is the judges turned around because there's these new youthful
Speaker 2: offender laws. They committed the crime they were under the
Speaker 2: age of twenty six. So now they're saying, given they've
Speaker 2: rehabilitated in prison, there's a heap of public support, their
Speaker 2: age at the time of the crime and the fact
Speaker 2: that the family had forgiven them, Um, you guys might
Speaker 2: be able to thirty five years enough?
Speaker 5: Wow, So am I right saying this? Okay?
Speaker 7: And so someone who doesn't really understand legal terms and
Speaker 7: all that sort.
Speaker 5: Of stuff, So shocking is that.
Speaker 7: So they've been reasons to what fifty years to life,
Speaker 7: but which means technically in fifteen years time they will
Speaker 7: walk through because they're eligible to get out here. But
Speaker 7: they're now eligible for parole. So it's up to the
Speaker 7: Californian Board or whatever.
Speaker 3: You got it, got it right, well done.
Speaker 7: So then here's a question without notice, which you probably
Speaker 7: don't know the answer to. Let's say they go to
Speaker 7: the board's how do they go to board and they
Speaker 7: get knocked back?
Speaker 5: Is it like a yearly thing? Do they just try
Speaker 5: again the next year? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: In circumstances, Yeah, I assume that you can reapply for
Speaker 2: parole after the fact. But yeah, I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 2: But what my question is, if you've spent thirty five
Speaker 2: years in prison, do you want to get out?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 7: No, that's the thing because these guys would because when
Speaker 7: they walk out, they're going to be instantly their first story.
Speaker 7: They would be able to sell it enough that they
Speaker 7: could probably not have to work for the rest of life.
Speaker 5: You imagine how much their first stories work.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: No, but in this country you can't profit from crime.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure you can in America.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, isn't it so.
Speaker 5: The book too? It doesn't come here, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I just know that that's the law in Australia.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure it's a bit free for all you,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit diferent what you want? Yeah? Crazy?
Speaker 5: Do you know that as well?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 5: That is that's the power of Netflix.
Speaker 7: So Netflix has effectively if it happens, free these men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that incredible?
Speaker 5: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a question for you without notice. No,
Speaker 2: what's your first meal when you get out of prison?
Speaker 5: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: Your zim, Well, can I guess Sambo? I know you too, well,
Speaker 3: it's fine.
Speaker 5: Sambrero is pressure in my mind from yesterday. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: probably going as Ambrero, a large lamburdo.
Speaker 2: It's a bit sad though, because you've got no stamps
Speaker 2: because you've been away in song.
Speaker 7: Could you think of all the stamp collecting for Sambrera
Speaker 7: that I missed out of over thirty five years.
Speaker 3: That's the real.
Speaker 5: Squatters. Joke's squatters.
Speaker 3: They're not your friends.
Speaker 5: They're not your friends. No, they'll take a gift, they'll take.
Speaker 2: Don't you hear some horror stories about people moving into
Speaker 2: rentals and then and then the people that own the
Speaker 2: rentals can't get rid of them.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the worst?
Speaker 5: Cause you really get a tat Strahamul.
Speaker 7: I'm moving out of here, this little story emerging from
Speaker 7: the great start of Victoria.
Speaker 5: I say that lightly too.
Speaker 7: By the way, a Shepherd family returned from holiday to
Speaker 7: find squatters had taken over their rental home, ransacking it
Speaker 7: and stealing valuables worth fifty thousand dollars. O, my, this
Speaker 7: is out right. Just The squatter has included a man
Speaker 7: who claimed the house as his own. Son J q Kel,
Speaker 7: a junior doctor working in Regil, Victoria, and his wife
Speaker 7: and their two children, arrive back in early May after
Speaker 7: three weeks visiting relatives in Nepole, only to find a
Speaker 7: man sitting on their couch watching TV, smoking and eating pizza.
Speaker 7: It's confronting, isn't it what you come back and see
Speaker 7: that The man was on the couch.
Speaker 5: He was very drunk and he was enjoying his dinner.
Speaker 5: She said.
Speaker 7: When my husband said who are you, he said, I
Speaker 7: live here. It was really terrified. They could have had
Speaker 7: a weapon. It was really shocking. The family called the
Speaker 7: police and the man was removed, only to return multiple
Speaker 7: times claiming the property was now his. The man had
Speaker 7: moved in drug paraphernalia, alcohol, even groceries and toil trees.
Speaker 7: Oh my, very goodness, whoa it's coming home as a
Speaker 7: drunk stone man on your couch, smoking, drinking and eating pizza.
Speaker 5: Like what else? Can you do? Mate? This is how
Speaker 5: much of a slob can you be in one session?
Speaker 3: But also this is my takeaway from this.
Speaker 2: If he was so drunk, how on earth did he
Speaker 2: have the capacity to order a pizza?
Speaker 5: Yeah, very good call.
Speaker 2: And also how did he know the address to tell
Speaker 2: the pizza person to drop it off?
Speaker 7: Pin me get the pizza here. She's the most shocking
Speaker 7: thing as well though. Well in Victoria police cannot directly
Speaker 7: evict a squatter without a warrant of possession from the
Speaker 7: Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribe.
Speaker 2: And understand that at all someone moves into your house
Speaker 2: and makes themselves at home on your couch, how on
Speaker 2: earth can you not get rid of them via the police?
Speaker 7: And the squatters know to. By the way, let's go
Speaker 7: to the tribunal.
Speaker 3: Go on, evict me.
Speaker 5: I dare gentlemen, battles and bangers. The rules are simple.
Speaker 8: About to hear six songs from the same year they
Speaker 8: cacelected their song?
Speaker 5: How's the place if I let it go? That song
Speaker 5: is gone.
Speaker 2: Now let's get into the bungos that are ready to
Speaker 2: battle back to you and.
Speaker 7: Hazy intense competition. It is seven to six currently on
Speaker 7: the scoreboard. For Battle the Bangers. Isn't it for you
Speaker 7: to choose music?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 7: Should we jump into the generator and see what year
Speaker 7: we're dealing with?
Speaker 3: What you got there?
Speaker 5: Free to go?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 5: Twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, all right, sorry for the first song.
Speaker 7: You're gonna jump in nice no if you want it.
Speaker 7: And then once you're in, you're in. And then you've
Speaker 7: got six songs dots. If you leave it to the
Speaker 7: last one, you could get yourself in trouble and saying
Speaker 7: that you left it to the last one last week
Speaker 7: and you won.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just got home last week, wasn't it.
Speaker 5: Patients can pay off right here?
Speaker 6: First song, that is, it's Katie Jerry's Et.
Speaker 5: Okay, not for me? For about you help me? Next one,
Speaker 5: it's what's called we Are Who we Are? We are
Speaker 5: who we are?
Speaker 7: That is so true, kesher well place not for you,
Speaker 7: not for me either, Okay. It was only just a
Speaker 7: dream by Nelly. I'm in, I'm all in on Nellie
Speaker 7: and I used to love this song. I remember I
Speaker 7: listened to the song the Way to Put It and
Speaker 7: fire me out for some reason. All right, So I
Speaker 7: am locked in with Nelly just a dream Joes. You
Speaker 7: have three options left to choose wisely, here's your next song.
Speaker 5: Here we got here.
Speaker 3: Two years ago.
Speaker 5: I read anyway, it doesn't sound like David k.
Speaker 6: Let's hope.
Speaker 7: It's called where Them Girls At? I think it's supposed
Speaker 7: to say where are those girls? Happen says where's where
Speaker 7: them Girls At?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's don't worry about grammar.
Speaker 5: It's fine, okay, very good.
Speaker 7: So to get a menage versus Nellie just a Dream?
Speaker 5: Where are you feeling? I like it?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: What was left on the table?
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a good point. Let's do that. So there
Speaker 5: was two songs left. You either had this.
Speaker 9: One Jesse Jay five take that's a good show, or
Speaker 9: if you left it to the last song would have
Speaker 9: been this.
Speaker 4: Come.
Speaker 7: Okay, I think you should be good about your selection.
Speaker 7: Yeah you, David, get up Where Them Girls At? Versus
Speaker 7: Just a Dream by Nelly? Please get voting at Jody
Speaker 7: and Hazy on Instagram. Winning song announced tomorrow.
Speaker 2: He was dubbed a once in a generation player by
Speaker 2: recruiters and was drafted to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 8: Suns at just eighteen years old.
Speaker 5: Josh's Chicks a monster.
Speaker 8: He's caught Adelaide's the biggest recruit and he's finally come
Speaker 8: back home.
Speaker 5: Gets it out to Lacosis, of course.
Speaker 2: Please welcome Jack Lucosis.
Speaker 7: A Jack joins us live in the studio. Good morning,
Speaker 7: Jack Lacosis.
Speaker 1: Morning hazy.
Speaker 5: How's the morning boat. Yeah we're going pretty well, thanks yourself.
Speaker 1: Good good bit slower for me, it's okay, good morning person.
Speaker 1: Not quite No, I've got used to up there on
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast very early mornings.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I've said nine. Yeah, you get up and
Speaker 5: win the day.
Speaker 2: There's nothing better than getting up on the Gold Coast
Speaker 2: and going for a walk on the beach and there
Speaker 2: are thousands upon thousands of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wake up at six thirty or seven, you
Speaker 1: feel like you've missed the boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. Were a surfer two.
Speaker 5: No, gave it every chance. But don't have it in me.
Speaker 7: No, you fit the bill, that, don't you. I mean,
Speaker 7: what about guys like David Swallow?
Speaker 5: Was he a surfer.
Speaker 1: Not a surfer? Lockey weller will Power. We had a
Speaker 1: fair few that were very good, but not Dave. He
Speaker 1: was a bit of a dog on a big body.
Speaker 1: He couldn't quite dangerous on the board, dangerous on the board?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? That's the thing with surfing. Either you've
Speaker 2: got it in you or you're just don't. And you
Speaker 2: get to a point where you're like, this is not
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you've got to love it. You've got to
Speaker 5: love the bad days the good days.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's going to come from the soul, bro, you
Speaker 7: know what I mean? Hang ten, all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Please stop.
Speaker 7: Okay, Hey Jack, A couple of footy questions for you
Speaker 7: first and firstly yourself, How are you going?
Speaker 5: Where are you at with the knee? Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 5: pretty good. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Kind of got through all the rehabby side of it
Speaker 1: and now integrating into training drills and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: so it's feeling pretty good. I'm going to have a
Speaker 1: crack at trying to play next week, but no matter what,
Speaker 1: I'll be back after the by so pretty close now.
Speaker 3: And how did you go watching show Down on the weekend?
Speaker 3: Was there a temptation for.
Speaker 2: You, Jack of coaches to leave just a little bit
Speaker 2: early in the last quarter?
Speaker 1: The thought went through the mind, just because I'm sick
Speaker 1: of the traffic the post game and I had laid over,
Speaker 1: But no, what a game we were. We were much
Speaker 1: better than the week before against the Bulldogs. But yeah,
Speaker 1: great game. Throw everyone there. Love the game, even though
Speaker 1: we didn't get the result.
Speaker 7: It's been a hell of a week, or say for Billirioli,
Speaker 7: one of your teammates. We're waiting for the teams to
Speaker 7: come out tonight, but we are expecting. Josh Carr basically
Speaker 7: said on Monday that he's back in. How's he going
Speaker 7: around the club?
Speaker 1: He's good, He's good, he's yeah, spoke in front of
Speaker 1: the playing group. We actually had all the stuff lunch
Speaker 1: yesterday where he got up and spoke in frond of
Speaker 1: everyone there too. So he's in pretty good spirits. I
Speaker 1: think he just wants to let his foot you do
Speaker 1: the talking now. He's had a big obviously ten days
Speaker 1: or so, and he goes through a fair bit day
Speaker 1: to day no matter what. So I think he's cheeing
Speaker 1: to kind of put this behind him and get back
Speaker 1: in the footy field and do what he does best.
Speaker 3: What did you speak about yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, spoke about kind of what he goes through with
Speaker 1: his emotions and how sometimes he gets over gets pushed
Speaker 1: over the line, and he apologize for the way he
Speaker 1: reacted to some things and said that he wants to
Speaker 1: be better, but he said he's all win for us,
Speaker 1: for the team, and I just wants to perform. So
Speaker 1: now we've definitely got his back and we want to
Speaker 1: create an environment where he can play his best every week.
Speaker 7: I love watching whether they really play, but he is
Speaker 7: so good, he's so exciting. It's a tough little bugger
Speaker 7: turb Yeah. I genuinely think he could be the difference
Speaker 7: this weekend against the Cats.
Speaker 3: Oh, there you go, and you've tipped them.
Speaker 5: I've tipped them. Okay, it's that is not the Cats.
Speaker 3: Now, Jack.
Speaker 2: You've been with us for a little while now, and
Speaker 2: we thought, you know what, damn it, let's get let's
Speaker 2: get this guy his own segment.
Speaker 3: It's about time.
Speaker 5: Don't you think they've been pushing for it, Jack, You've
Speaker 5: been pushing for it. Here it is. That's atrocious, Jacklicochis.
Speaker 5: The masses have spoken.
Speaker 2: This is your opportunity to push situations to us, and
Speaker 2: we can tell you, or you can tell yourself if
Speaker 2: it's atrocious, Jack, laicoch what you got for us?
Speaker 7: What's happening in that beautiful heart of yours? Anything you
Speaker 7: need to get off your chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm a notorious parking fine ghett her.
Speaker 3: No, you're one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I generally play the game like I will not
Speaker 1: pay the four or five dollars and back myself to
Speaker 1: go through. And then if I caught one every tenth
Speaker 1: or twentieth time.
Speaker 3: I think it's worth it.
Speaker 5: I think it's worth it.
Speaker 1: Played the game, and I got done a bit up
Speaker 1: on the Gold Coast. How much, Well, they actually pretty
Speaker 1: expense up there, can get up towards one hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: So you've got to be smart. And I lived in Burly,
Speaker 1: so it was there was plenty of going on parking specters.
Speaker 7: Yeah, is true to the room of the part of
Speaker 7: the process of you leaving the Gold Coast was to
Speaker 7: flee the state because of your outrageous financial situation regarding
Speaker 7: parking fines. So that's just what I read on big footage.
Speaker 7: I read it on big footage.
Speaker 1: I cleaned up all my loose ends up there and
Speaker 1: wanted to start fresh down here.
Speaker 2: Did you clean them all up in one big go?
Speaker 2: Was there like one lump sum that you had to
Speaker 2: wipe off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the thing. I'm good at losing them
Speaker 1: as well. So yeah, nah, but I think I'm clean
Speaker 1: up there. But yeah, day one in here on radio,
Speaker 1: I did get done out the front.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that is a hot spot down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, I could.
Speaker 2: Have told you that, because you're in here for a
Speaker 2: good half an hour, you will get done every day
Speaker 2: the way it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't start till eight, yes, and I'll get here before eight.
Speaker 1: So I thought, this is like we're playing the game here.
Speaker 1: We'll get through. But nah, I got done and I've
Speaker 1: already lost that ticket as well.
Speaker 2: You lost it, so that's going to be like double triple.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got a bit to work through there. That's perfect.
Speaker 5: That's a good way to kick us off too. That's atrocious,
Speaker 5: Jack Lacochis, And don't.
Speaker 7: You feel like as well, Joe's that it's a bit
Speaker 7: of a chalk and cheese type situation because I feel
Speaker 7: like when we have Alex Neil Bullen in here, he's
Speaker 7: a good friend of yours that he would pay for
Speaker 7: beyond the parking required as well, and then almost paid
Speaker 7: forward to the next person.
Speaker 5: Yes, just running the courtland every time.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's like Russian Rulette with the part fucking
Speaker 2: Jack coaches, Thank you so much for coming in this morning.
Speaker 2: That is indeed atrocious behavior from you.
Speaker 5: Good stuff.
Speaker 7: Hey, good luck when you rehab, and hopefully we'll see
Speaker 7: you sooner other than later.
Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Cheers Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: Every now and then you say something on this show
Speaker 2: and I go, hold up, wait a minute, is that right?
Speaker 2: Because on the show yesterday you had this to say.
Speaker 7: Because I'm not a hoarder, I'm the opficite of a hoarder, right,
Speaker 7: so there's any sort of junk sort of piling up,
Speaker 7: I'll chuck it out. Yeah, completely chuck it out. You know,
Speaker 7: a lot of feedbacks. So that was a very stunning
Speaker 7: and brave for me to admit that I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 5: Text line going off it's face. That's really nice.
Speaker 2: Well, my text was going off its face because I
Speaker 2: immediately got a response from our mystery caller, who is
Speaker 2: about to actually reveal what you'll really like at home
Speaker 2: in between those four walls.
Speaker 5: My god, did you call our Cat Houston.
Speaker 3: Mystery caller? Could you reveal yourself?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm hazy, lucky wife.
Speaker 5: Fine, Oh here we go, first time with you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not a hoarder. You are not a hoarder
Speaker 8: when it comes to kids, toys, even anything that's left
Speaker 8: lying around, important bits of paper. But I have wardrobe
Speaker 8: shelves full of boxes that store old football vhs of
Speaker 8: you playing football at some period of your life, with
Speaker 8: football shotts from every team you've ever played for, socks, guernseys,
Speaker 8: the whole lot in boxes that you will not throw
Speaker 8: out in the shed. We have mugs right down to
Speaker 8: you winning like best on ground at year seven crickets.
Speaker 8: You will not let me throw them out, and I
Speaker 8: reckon the worst one. Actually I kind of get this one,
Speaker 8: but this one is your most prized possession, and whenever
Speaker 8: I say I've done a clean out, you always attack
Speaker 8: me for this. Your school blazer is still hanging in
Speaker 8: the wardrobe in pristine condition, and we are not allowed
Speaker 8: to touch, look at it, do anything with it. Where
Speaker 8: is my school blazer?
Speaker 7: It's an a coat, by the way, and it sounds
Speaker 7: like someone's a bit jealous.
Speaker 8: Yeah no, sorry, I don't have an on aicot. But
Speaker 8: when do you plan on wearing that neck? So you're
Speaker 8: going to pass it down to Ginnery? You can wear
Speaker 8: it and walk around. You're on a coat, You've got
Speaker 8: a lot of stuff that someone who's not a hoarder.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was some random night we're about a few
Speaker 7: too many beers at home, and I'll put it on.
Speaker 6: Caara.
Speaker 2: How often is the Hayes family sitting around chucking in
Speaker 2: the old VHS tape and watching back Hazy's highlights suits.
Speaker 8: I feel like it's just he's waiting for Henry to
Speaker 8: be like, Dad.
Speaker 2: What are these?
Speaker 8: And he'll be like, well, well, grab a seat and
Speaker 8: let me tell you. I don't know what else they're for.
Speaker 5: But it's a love story.
Speaker 7: We met at a Central's Gate, No me and you
Speaker 7: not quite.
Speaker 8: No, No, no, we didn't. That was one of your
Speaker 8: other many hobbies, playing music in a in a pub,
Speaker 8: which we've still got a whole heap of music, gears,
Speaker 8: speaker's cords, all of that in taking up space in
Speaker 8: our front room. But you won't get rid of that either.
Speaker 3: There's a TV show for people like you.
Speaker 8: Made one mistake calling this Andrew Well.
Speaker 7: I got to say this is a very very dangerous
Speaker 7: ally ship and that is yourself, Kara and my co
Speaker 7: host j What is going on here?
Speaker 5: Were we doing?
Speaker 3: I love it when two great minds come together.
Speaker 2: Kara yeah, okay, so the hoarding is just particular to him.
Speaker 2: No one else is allowed to hold onto their old stuff,
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 8: No? Quite often I find things in the bin and Andrew,
Speaker 8: what is it? I'm like the child, you know when
Speaker 8: you come home from school when you throw all the
Speaker 8: artwork in before they can find it. And he does
Speaker 8: that for me in the house and I'm like, Heyby,
Speaker 8: why is this in the bin? I need that? We're
Speaker 8: still using that.
Speaker 7: Try to throw away a bike the other day, Yes,
Speaker 7: to have that pan out not very well found.
Speaker 2: It, Carra has It is always an absolute pleasure to
Speaker 2: talk to you.
Speaker 8: Thank you, guys. You're the real winner here. Jody, You've
Speaker 8: got to put up on him each morning.
Speaker 3: No joke. Well we have to do this, don't we.
Speaker 3: We have to.
Speaker 2: We're obligated now. Thirteen twenty four to ten? What can
Speaker 2: you not throw out? What are you holding on to
Speaker 2: that you really need to let go? Throw your partner
Speaker 2: under the bus.
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 3: If they can't let go of.
Speaker 5: Something, yeah, are they a dirty hoarder like me?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten let's do this wall a cinema
Speaker 2: family pass on the line.
Speaker 3: But what can't you throw out?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 7: This is Adelaide's favorite Wait a week, no One name
Speaker 7: top of nineteen degrees across Adelaide today. Joe, you put
Speaker 7: it out there. I sort of feel like I was
Speaker 7: a little exposed before.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you made a very bold statement when
Speaker 2: you said I am not a holder. You declare that
Speaker 2: your wife heard it, and when I'm going to call
Speaker 2: a BS on that, thank you very much. So we're
Speaker 2: asking the question this morning, thirteen twenty four ten, what
Speaker 2: can't you throw out? Let's go to our girl Tana
Speaker 2: from Ranella, because she's always got a good story.
Speaker 3: Good morning Tana, Good morning guys.
Speaker 10: It's an absolute pleasure as always.
Speaker 3: So much what you got there that you can't let
Speaker 3: go of, Well, it's.
Speaker 8: Got me as my husband, and no, I don't want
Speaker 8: to throw him out, although I've thought about it.
Speaker 11: So I sympathize with Kara, but I also sympathized with
Speaker 11: Hazy because you know what they're like, the little moments
Speaker 11: of your life that.
Speaker 8: Made you who you are. Unfortunately, I'm suffering just like Caara.
Speaker 11: So my husband has.
Speaker 8: Like a folder from like the nineties when he was
Speaker 8: in primary school and he used to trade the AFL cards.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's awesome, are the players?
Speaker 11: Yeah, so he's got the full stet and it's followed
Speaker 11: us to like three or four different houses, and he
Speaker 11: just won't let it go. It came up the other
Speaker 11: day when I opened up a box when we were
Speaker 11: still unpacking some stuff, and he's just like, no, no, no,
Speaker 11: we can't get rid of that.
Speaker 8: He can't.
Speaker 10: And then he looks up to see how much each
Speaker 10: of the special cards are worse.
Speaker 8: And then he follows me around the.
Speaker 10: House, going, stay, stay, this one's worth two hundred and
Speaker 10: fifty dollars. It's only going to increase in value.
Speaker 11: We have to keep hold of it just for a
Speaker 11: little bit longer.
Speaker 8: But when when? When is it over?
Speaker 5: That is a question. I believe it's called an investment, Tana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Tana, does he have a particular favorite card,
Speaker 2: like favorite player?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Well the other day he pulled out her abblet
Speaker 11: Coach one go to Gary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, do I feel like that's a genuine investment.
Speaker 5: We couldn't possibly throw that out.
Speaker 2: I know you threw your full support behind Tanna's husband's great.
Speaker 7: It's a great little example though, Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Thirteen and twenty four ten keep them going. What can
Speaker 7: you just not throw out? Come on, we're not horders
Speaker 7: to by the way, right now Chad's we are taking
Speaker 7: calls on thirteen twenty four ten. What can you just
Speaker 7: not part ways with? After I was exposed by my
Speaker 7: loving and trusting wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your problem at this point is the football memorabilia.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a massive issue with your year twelve
Speaker 2: blazer that you can't let go.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's not a blazer, what is it?
Speaker 5: It's called an honor coat Swedish?
Speaker 7: And like I messaged the three way message we had
Speaker 7: last night, and it's so dangerous that you and my
Speaker 7: wife car are have an alliance. But look, it just
Speaker 7: sounds like there's a couple of plaps who are little
Speaker 7: bit jealous the dating codes back.
Speaker 5: That's what I feeling.
Speaker 2: I mean, how how dare I challenge the nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: nine athletics champion of your primary school whereby there was
Speaker 2: only one person in your entire year. It's and then
Speaker 2: you're like, give it. I won back to back to
Speaker 2: back to.
Speaker 7: Back to back spot on Undefeated. All I had to
Speaker 7: do was finish the race.
Speaker 3: N How don't feel when you looked around there is
Speaker 3: no one else.
Speaker 7: No, I just assumed they were so far back. Ah right,
Speaker 7: So the later I had turns out I was the only
Speaker 7: one in the race.
Speaker 3: You've got a whole box.
Speaker 2: Your wife's in it through a whole box of those
Speaker 2: tin mugs with all like your athletics as.
Speaker 5: It's not like I get them out. I just can't
Speaker 5: throw them out. I don't know it's going to hurt
Speaker 5: throw them out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, mate, what can't you throw out? Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Let's got his Xavier from Hilton good morning? Hi?
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness is my dream to be on here?
Speaker 11: Hi Jodey, Hi, Hey, good.
Speaker 5: To have you my friend?
Speaker 1: What a.
Speaker 8: Oh nice?
Speaker 10: I had the wing in because you got are the best.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very very kind of you. What can't you
Speaker 2: throw out those avier?
Speaker 10: My dad used to work on McCloud's Daughters and he
Speaker 10: has memorabilia, clothing, plots, old cell.
Speaker 8: Phone and my mom's trying to find up.
Speaker 10: He's like, no, don't get rid of that.
Speaker 2: Plexible Clouds Daughters was an institution, to be fair, it
Speaker 2: was iconic, wasn't it?
Speaker 3: Savior?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it really was.
Speaker 10: I've watched a couple of episodes of myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 2: I use you stand firm standing ground. It's okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: it would be worth a lot of money one day.
Speaker 7: Can on you save your bloody legend, have a good
Speaker 7: dad school. Let's go to Kyla. Goodboring to you, Kyla.
Speaker 7: Why can't you throw out?
Speaker 5: Oh it's not me.
Speaker 11: I'm from my parents underneath the bus right now, go
Speaker 11: and do it all right. So it's been a big
Speaker 11: thing for a very long time. But my dad has
Speaker 11: a consistent thing where he will go around with his
Speaker 11: big car trailers and his big four B car and
Speaker 11: he'll just fill it to the brim with metal, lots
Speaker 11: of metals, cars, washing machines, refrigerators. It does not matter,
Speaker 11: as long as it has wire and metal that he
Speaker 11: can describe. The problem is it was meant to be
Speaker 11: a business that he would throw out and get the
Speaker 11: money for. Yeah, but the backyard just kept growing and
Speaker 11: there was no ground left disgusting in the backyard.
Speaker 5: It's not a good look, is a cat. It's not
Speaker 5: a good look.
Speaker 7: But I would say from his perspective, I'm looking through
Speaker 7: his eyes. Who knows. You never know when you're going
Speaker 7: to need that piece of scrap metal and it will
Speaker 7: always be worth something.
Speaker 5: So why aren't I throwing out just wait for it?
Speaker 5: What use it when we need it? Do you know
Speaker 5: what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like a backyard full of scrap metal?
Speaker 5: Would you not? Ideal?
Speaker 7: And quite the haven for snakes? Yeah, but it's money.
Speaker 7: It's money sitting there.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 5: And rats for fun too, Rats rats love or too?
Speaker 3: Should we take one more? Jo from Secret? Good morning?
Speaker 11: Hello? Here you going?
Speaker 3: What can't you throw out?
Speaker 4: Jay?
Speaker 10: Well, it's not me, but it's my kids. We've got
Speaker 10: a bearded dragon.
Speaker 5: And I reckon.
Speaker 10: For the last two or two and a half years,
Speaker 10: they've kept his shedding in a little tub above his cave.
Speaker 8: And every time.
Speaker 10: I'm like, guys, we don't really need to keep this,
Speaker 10: They're like, yes, because we can remember him when he died.
Speaker 11: Do you know?
Speaker 7: Do you know what, Joe? We could have said here
Speaker 7: for hours guessing about what you were going to say.
Speaker 7: I didn't think that you was going to say that
Speaker 7: lizard skin was what something we couldn't throw out?
Speaker 5: Just pretty good? No, bro?
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, what's the texture of it? Is it all
Speaker 3: like crusty?
Speaker 10: It's like a bit yeah, it's a bit like I
Speaker 10: guess like snake, probably a little bit on the spiky bits.
Speaker 10: It's like a bit rough, it's like crunchy, it's weird.
Speaker 2: I think it's the mother in this situation. You have
Speaker 2: the right to put your foot down and y love.
Speaker 10: Of God, we're not keeping it any longer.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 7: Also, Joe, we feel like you have the right to
Speaker 7: give the lizard bit of a break yep, and sending
Speaker 7: the kids off to wall cinemas to watch.
Speaker 10: A flea amazing. Thank you so much, love that enjoy.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much for the call.
Speaker 7: Just trying to process right now, just hanging on to
Speaker 7: excess skin. There's some sort of movie in that. I'm
Speaker 7: not sure it always has.
Speaker 5: Definitely horror movie.
Speaker 2: How you're genuinely hand on your heart encouraging just keep
Speaker 2: all that scrap metal.
Speaker 3: Just keep it, guys.
Speaker 7: It's an investment and let it wait there on the
Speaker 7: lawn until it's of use.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we spoke about laboo boos. This craze is taking
Speaker 2: over the world. So they're basically these little I think
Speaker 2: they're fairly ugly looking goals with serrated teeth with the
Speaker 2: gaps in them. Anyway, people are spending up to six
Speaker 2: hundred dollars on the really rare ones, and you don't
Speaker 2: know what you're going to get, so then you unbox
Speaker 2: it online and there's like thousands upon thousands of views.
Speaker 3: It's the whole thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so expensive and how disappointing when you double up
Speaker 7: if you keep on doubling up on the same one.
Speaker 7: But that's what every generation goes through when you're collecting cards, etc.
Speaker 2: But please get involved in this conversation because we want
Speaker 2: to just take a trip down memory lane in just
Speaker 2: a second about all the collectibles we used to get
Speaker 2: around when we were kids.
Speaker 3: But after the Laboo boo chat yesterday, I.
Speaker 2: Land also that there is another thing, another phenomenon called
Speaker 2: cry babies. Crybabies are a much cuter version of the laboobu.
Speaker 2: It's more attractive, cousin.
Speaker 5: They don't have sharp little teeth. They could buite your help.
Speaker 2: They're actually a little bit and some of them have
Speaker 2: got dummies. They're quite cute.
Speaker 7: I don't know, did you use collecting collecting dolls is
Speaker 7: just not for me. Osbig Tazo's guy reallys was cool?
Speaker 3: Which were they the little circular things, the.
Speaker 5: Little caps, so they call them little discs or whatever.
Speaker 7: And I do remember in primary school there was one
Speaker 7: particular taso. It was a Yosemite Sam super rare, super rare,
Speaker 7: and my mate got it from his dad who was
Speaker 7: just randomly eating a pack of Doritos. Yeah, And I
Speaker 7: was just remembering so angry and so jealous and in
Speaker 7: the moment being like, I can't believe this has happened
Speaker 7: to me. How's Jay Brigden got the Yosemite Sam tazo
Speaker 7: And I don't It's not fair.
Speaker 3: That's awful. I think I'm thinking back to some of
Speaker 3: my kids.
Speaker 2: They used to get around the little furbies, you remember
Speaker 2: those and the Beani kids. Every time we'd walk past
Speaker 2: the news age. Can I please have a Herbie all
Speaker 2: they're thirteen ninety five?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Yeah, too expensive. Do you know what? You strike me
Speaker 5: as a cabbage patch kid collector?
Speaker 3: Don't bring that up. No, don't bring up the war,
Speaker 3: because when I was.
Speaker 5: Had friendships with cabbage pat kids.
Speaker 2: Well, I grew up in Hobart, mildly lonely child.
Speaker 7: Surprise, surprise, cabbage bad kids really really thrived in the
Speaker 7: beautiful city of Hobart and broadly in the state of Tasmania.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought, well, this is the sad part
Speaker 2: about it, because we were quite poor, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: Even have a real cabbage patch die. I had a
Speaker 3: fake one.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. I'd go on, take us through Joe
Speaker 5: speak from the heart, and.
Speaker 2: Well you could tell her a bit fake because I
Speaker 2: distinctly remember one leg was a bit shorter than the
Speaker 2: other on my cash passion.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then I went round to Jenny Kee's house and
Speaker 2: she was quite wealthy and she had about ten of them.
Speaker 3: So anyway, childhood trauma, thank you.
Speaker 7: And now the best thing about jode'es is that she's
Speaker 7: been working commercial radio for twenty years. And it's kind
Speaker 7: of weird when you go to a house and there's
Speaker 7: thousands and thousands of garbage patch kids.