Speaker 1: Do you know what I've always said about you?
Speaker 2: What have you always said?
Speaker 1: Not you the person listening to the podcast, a beautiful,
Speaker 1: beautiful person.
Speaker 2: Well, you certainly don't say that to.
Speaker 1: Me, because the podcast listeners just thinks a little bit differently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a good way. Thank you so much for sharing this
Speaker 1: little journey with us.
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming along for the ride, and for.
Speaker 1: Those who came out and had a bit of a
Speaker 1: chat with us at Croydon and Willow Band for breaking
Speaker 1: the verbs. Thank you so much. It was a really
Speaker 1: really fun show, especially judge Jody. Yeah, there wasn't too
Speaker 1: much debate on this one. It was pretty much sided,
Speaker 1: pretty straightforward.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're going to have the snip, maybe
Speaker 2: tell your wife about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife has said that. I mean it was
Speaker 1: part of our bows. I think she said, Look, if
Speaker 1: you're thinking about getting a secret vsect to me.
Speaker 2: Just don't don't know. Yeah, you may kiss the.
Speaker 1: Bride, and I learned the hard way. No I did not.
Speaker 3: And you give me permission to give you one next
Speaker 3: to you? I mean not giving you one, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, give you act to me.
Speaker 1: I think you didn't.
Speaker 2: Say, Jody, I want you to give me one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've seen some YouTube videos. You're going to
Speaker 1: give me a visect me live on air. Really good start.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that on radio before, which I think
Speaker 1: Brendan Rob McManus joined us as well. That was a
Speaker 1: fun moment. I mean you've met him a few times
Speaker 1: before because you've been doing this forever. But that was
Speaker 1: a fun moment for me quite seriously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you loved it, and you fan boyd and you
Speaker 3: know I got it out of your system. So next
Speaker 3: time when you meet Rove, be a bit cooler.
Speaker 2: Can you.
Speaker 1: I can't promise that because it might be next time.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Jodie's Diary returned as well. A fun opportunity for you
Speaker 1: to wrap this thing into a neat little package and
Speaker 1: call it a gift. But actually when I opened up
Speaker 1: the gift, it's like a little thing in there that
Speaker 1: punches me in the face.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like one of those little boxing gloves
Speaker 3: that boys.
Speaker 2: Up and goes bang like a.
Speaker 1: Jack in the box and go bang.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I go wow, and there's blood coming out of my nose.
Speaker 1: I go, well, what's in there again?
Speaker 3: Every Rider Friday, you open up the present and you
Speaker 3: just get smashed in the face.
Speaker 1: Thanks for choosing our podcast, and what we will leave
Speaker 1: you with is a code word for a little double
Speaker 1: pass to see a very very nice show at Gluttony.
Speaker 1: I'm stumped for a co word. Have you got something.
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything. I'm too busy making you
Speaker 3: a present for next week.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go with the fringe, right, Please remember
Speaker 1: that original and we'll speak to you on Monday. Have
Speaker 1: a great weekend. Our next guest, I ordered a double piccolo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the crowd was just so up and about. He said,
Speaker 1: I'll have a double piccolo, thanks, and the entire crowd
Speaker 1: stopped and said, what's going on here?
Speaker 5: Who's this guy?
Speaker 1: This guy's from out of town.
Speaker 2: That's far too fancy.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Rove McManus, Good morning.
Speaker 5: I calm down, everyone.
Speaker 6: I need to have little coffees because look, let's let's
Speaker 6: go deep dive here.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're talking coffee today.
Speaker 6: So I would normally have a double maciata I you
Speaker 6: need to. I need to wake up in the morning
Speaker 6: and that's all. I have to have one coffee and
Speaker 6: it gets me through the day. But I have found
Speaker 6: there are places where that is served like a lante
Speaker 6: with too much milk. Okay, so I get the piccolo
Speaker 6: plus Either of those things come in a tiny little
Speaker 6: cup which makes my hands look enormous.
Speaker 5: Right, I now look like a normal human being.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: If you know you're in Croydon, right, that's very true.
Speaker 6: But I got a lovely love heart in the barista
Speaker 6: has done the little love heart thing.
Speaker 5: Anyone who knows how to.
Speaker 2: Do coffee art is amazing.
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got a.
Speaker 6: Full snowman one Christmas snowman, a snowman. They did the
Speaker 6: not just the happy smiley face, but they did a
Speaker 6: little carrot nose.
Speaker 1: Yes, you assume if you can do a coffee art
Speaker 1: means that you've perfected the art of making the coffee.
Speaker 6: The coffee was terrible, the artwork was extraordinary.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, hey, welcome back to Fringe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you very much. It's good to be back.
Speaker 3: You're fresh off the festival over there in perse Yes
Speaker 3: and you've got your first night tonight.
Speaker 5: Nerves, slight nerves.
Speaker 6: The good news is that with the heat, I went
Speaker 6: to see some shows in the exact same venue that
Speaker 6: I am in, in the Garden of on Earthly Delights.
Speaker 6: It is an air conditioned venue per the very least.
Speaker 6: Buy tickets and you get an hour's respite from the heat.
Speaker 2: Yes, don't even.
Speaker 5: Watch the show. No, don't even have to watch the show.
Speaker 6: Buy ticket, come in, sit up the back, enjoy a piccolo,
Speaker 6: and leave an hour later.
Speaker 2: Who do you like to go and watch while you're here?
Speaker 6: Well, I went and saw some friends last night. I
Speaker 6: saw Will Anderson and I saw Sam Simmons. But I
Speaker 6: also have in mind to see Frankie McNair while I'm
Speaker 6: here Angela va puerre once as well in the next
Speaker 6: couple of nights. There's a lot of very good young
Speaker 6: talent out there, as well as some of us old dogs.
Speaker 2: And do you bring the family with you? Do you
Speaker 2: make it a family.
Speaker 6: Thing or do you know it's going to come this
Speaker 6: time around? But couldn't make it work. We were juggling
Speaker 6: things and dog sitters and we couldn't match it up unfortunately.
Speaker 1: At Laidfringe dot com dot au to gets tickets. It's
Speaker 1: called Awesome Sauce and it gets underway at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Can we take a little trip down Memblane.
Speaker 6: Let's because let me enjoy this enormous coffee with your
Speaker 6: big hands.
Speaker 1: We're talking off here about just trying to keep it
Speaker 1: professional from my point of view, versus turning into.
Speaker 2: A fair how'd you go? You're not great at this?
Speaker 1: Can I mix it fifty to fifty?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, Rove will be the judge. Did he fanboy?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: It came in, It came in subtle. It was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't feel too fan boy. You didn't see
Speaker 1: the knees shaking, So I don't know what's pink really.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Though.
Speaker 6: She's delightful, she's she's strong, and she's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I can speak on behalf of my generation. If you
Speaker 1: didn't watch Rove Live back and the way, yeah, it
Speaker 1: meant that you didn't have eyeballs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We've all followed your journey and you've done everything that
Speaker 1: can be done in this landscape. The question I want
Speaker 1: to ask you is yes, and you've done everything from
Speaker 1: Rove life to the absolute toughest thing that you can
Speaker 1: probably do on radio, and that is breakfast in Sydney. Yes,
Speaker 1: what gets you nervous? What gets you sweating these days?
Speaker 1: Apart from forty degree hate?
Speaker 6: Well, opening night of this current tour, my wife would
Speaker 6: never normally come to a show. She would normally come
Speaker 6: towards the end because she is she is an actor.
Speaker 6: She understands opening night nerves, and it's different when give
Speaker 6: us a twot going past. Yeah, busy, they're very busy.
Speaker 6: So having my wife in the audience was terrifying, really
Speaker 6: really well, because there's something about like if you if
Speaker 6: you have a rough one, you have a rough one,
Speaker 6: that's all right, but something about you know, getting home
Speaker 6: and sort of having to sheepishly go so And also
Speaker 6: because there are jokes about her and the show that
Speaker 6: I actually had to the night before say to her, right,
Speaker 6: I'm telling this story now, this is how I remember it.
Speaker 6: This is word for word, and this is how it happened.
Speaker 6: She's like, I don't remember it like that, and I'm saying, well,
Speaker 6: it's it's fact.
Speaker 2: Do you come out looking good?
Speaker 5: You come out on top of this story?
Speaker 6: This is probably like you guys, every day going home
Speaker 6: is like an air check, which is just like, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to say that.
Speaker 3: See, my husband will do the thing over. He'll go
Speaker 3: how'd you show? And I go, oh good, I think
Speaker 3: what do you think? And he'll go, no, what do
Speaker 3: you think? And I'm like.
Speaker 2: I know you want to say something, but you're not
Speaker 2: saying it.
Speaker 1: And Greg Greggs hasn't been a man of very few
Speaker 1: words who go was fine and walk like what does
Speaker 1: that actually mean?
Speaker 2: What does it mean? It was fine? I thought it
Speaker 2: was really good.
Speaker 5: Well, I did a gig recently where I was on
Speaker 5: my way out. My daughter was once again.
Speaker 1: You're leaving, You're going again.
Speaker 5: How many shows do they have to do? And I said,
Speaker 5: oh no, this is a different one.
Speaker 6: It was a wrestling trivia show called Wrestle Brainier of
Speaker 6: course that they were doing for the Fringe Festival. And
Speaker 6: I said, no, this isn't my show. This is a
Speaker 6: show about questions about wrestling. It's a quiz show and
Speaker 6: I'm going to be on one of the teams. And
Speaker 6: she stood up with her hands on her hips and
Speaker 6: I thought, I'm about to get a chastising and she went, Daddy,
Speaker 6: you were going to nail that because I've got her
Speaker 6: hooked on professional wrestling. At the moment, it was just
Speaker 6: a single tear rolled down my cheek.
Speaker 2: It was a baitiful moment.
Speaker 6: God, I trying to get Y's only nervous if members
Speaker 6: of my family are in the audience because for some reason,
Speaker 6: like they would see me all the time. I could
Speaker 6: make good at the fat next family barbecue, or as
Speaker 6: soon as I get home, I could crack a Type
Speaker 6: five and win them back. But there's still something about
Speaker 6: that idea of I just want to do well for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this weather nurves come. You could get some
Speaker 3: feedback from Kara, but she never listens.
Speaker 1: She still listens to sn doesn't even know. It's a
Speaker 1: well predominantly for your a f L.
Speaker 5: If you're listening, I don't want to be given them
Speaker 5: a plug.
Speaker 1: It's sport. It's we that you're next interview this morning,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: I have no other interviews after this. What are you
Speaker 6: talking about? No, but no one known in the whole.
Speaker 1: I stick are out and have a second double piccolo.
Speaker 1: The Garden of Unearthly Delights the box tonight from seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Get you tickets, Adelaide, Fringe dot com, dot a Euro McManus.
Speaker 1: It's called awesome sauce.
Speaker 5: Rather it is it's a mouthful.
Speaker 3: Yes, I the good people of Croydon to give it
Speaker 3: up for row this morning.
Speaker 6: Mullet's for all my friends. Oh doctors, got very excited?
Speaker 6: Got a mullet?
Speaker 1: Does everyone's got a bullet?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Book for holiday you this summer because he's at a
Speaker 3: little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes are people are fancy?
Speaker 3: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 3: your style?
Speaker 1: Booking X getaway on the what if it's Ozzie for
Speaker 1: travel Well the guest briefing story this town has several
Speaker 1: scenes is.
Speaker 6: Huge sec Jos.
Speaker 3: We've woken up every single morning this week and you've gone,
Speaker 3: Oh God, can you like, when's Paris going to name
Speaker 3: a baby?
Speaker 1: I've lost a lot of sleep. I know.
Speaker 2: Finally it's happened.
Speaker 3: So Paris Hilton has finally revealed the name she and
Speaker 3: husband Carter Room have given their baby boy. So the
Speaker 3: forty two year old heiress and reality TV stars shop
Speaker 3: to her fans by announcing in January that she'd secretly
Speaker 3: welcomed a baby.
Speaker 2: Into the family via surrogate.
Speaker 3: Here's Paris from her audio book, revealing the name of
Speaker 3: her baby.
Speaker 1: Phoenix has a few good path culture reference points. More important,
Speaker 1: it's the bird that flames out and then rises from
Speaker 1: the Ashes to fight again.
Speaker 5: So there you go.
Speaker 3: My beautiful baby boy's name is Phoenix Baron and the
Speaker 3: Hilton Green.
Speaker 1: To the girl.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: You can so disappointing.
Speaker 2: It's sleep tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you know how though, I was rooting for
Speaker 1: Milton Milton, for Milton Hilton, but Milton didn't come through.
Speaker 1: I'll have to settle for Phoenix.
Speaker 2: Or Millhouse off the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you were going to say, Little poindexter.
Speaker 3: Will Smith caused a major controversy when he slapped Chris
Speaker 3: Rocke at the twenty twenty two Oscars after the comedian
Speaker 3: made a joke about his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith.
Speaker 2: He didn't take that joke, well did he?
Speaker 1: No, he didn't. And I took a person as well,
Speaker 1: because he had a bit of a crack at her
Speaker 1: and her alopecia.
Speaker 2: I know, and you've got alopecia, get spots of.
Speaker 1: Alopecia as well?
Speaker 2: Oh god, so offensive.
Speaker 1: There's some humor in it though, yeah, right not. Will.
Speaker 3: Despite all the backlash he received after the incident and
Speaker 3: a ten year ban from the ceremony, the fifty four
Speaker 3: year old US actor is now joking about it in
Speaker 3: a new video he shared Tea to have a listened.
Speaker 8: Did you know that you can peck any object, look
Speaker 8: at it and ask it what it thinks of you? So,
Speaker 8: for example, you can peck up a pen and ask
Speaker 8: it how it sees you or what it thinks of you,
Speaker 8: and you will get an answer in your mind from
Speaker 8: your intuition.
Speaker 5: What what just happened?
Speaker 1: And no doubt that when will Smith and Jada pick
Speaker 1: up a pen and say what do you think of me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the pen in their mind sets you are amazing, you
Speaker 1: are flawless. Well, thank you very much, pen, I agree.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now Pink is teaching your daughter an important lesson in
Speaker 3: knowing her worst. So the singer's gearing up for a
Speaker 3: new tool this year and said her daughter Willow is
Speaker 3: going to work alongside her. So they did like a
Speaker 3: little bit of negotiation, and Pink said to her daughter
Speaker 3: minimum wage is about twenty two dollars us depending on
Speaker 3: a show, how long it goes, if it run over,
Speaker 3: and she goes, I'm just going to take twenty dollars
Speaker 3: because that's easier, and Pink was like, no, that's not
Speaker 3: how you negotiate with yourself.
Speaker 2: You'll take twenty five, so you round up and not down.
Speaker 2: That's very cute. I love that she takes her family
Speaker 2: on tour as cool as now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that too was my negotiations as well.
Speaker 3: You didn't negotiate, You didn't even read your contract, you
Speaker 3: just signed it.
Speaker 2: He was so excited for this job that you would
Speaker 2: comb up.
Speaker 1: What about this? And said, I don't like whole numbers.
Speaker 1: Can we just ran it down to this?
Speaker 3: I said to you, what about clause twenty two B
Speaker 3: where it says radi radi rari right, And you're like,
Speaker 3: I've already signed it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and then said, what about this Fresheit's
Speaker 1: on nobods?
Speaker 2: I could not love this story more so.
Speaker 3: The advertiser have gone through Stephen Marshall's expenses because obviously
Speaker 3: they can access them through freedom of information. And Stephen
Speaker 3: Marshall went on a spending spree at Mecca of all
Speaker 3: places just to make himself look nice for the election.
Speaker 2: How good, of course he did.
Speaker 3: So he he got to forty three dollars forty three
Speaker 3: dollars pread of powder post workout dry shampoo bottles. Good
Speaker 3: on you, Stephen. It's always handed when you've been to
Speaker 3: the gym. You got two nine dollars beauty bullet flawless
Speaker 3: spear sponges. Okay, two ten dollars facial spray.
Speaker 2: Bottles with alo kamamile and lavender.
Speaker 3: He got a couple of lip arms worth twenty bucks
Speaker 3: each and to seven dollars wi consist of black magnifying.
Speaker 1: There is how do you explain that? Well, it is
Speaker 1: important that my skin is at its freshest when I
Speaker 1: was leading the state.
Speaker 3: So if you know, if you if you want to
Speaker 3: sit here and argue that looks don't matter during an election,
Speaker 3: do you not won the election for Peter mellen Arson.
Speaker 3: It's getting his gear off in the pool at the
Speaker 3: aquatic center.
Speaker 1: But that was working hard at the gym. That wasn't
Speaker 1: buying expensive beauty product that wasn't expensive.
Speaker 2: That's like a girl's necessities.
Speaker 1: There, you're calling Stephen Marshall a girl. No, is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Oh, by call girl, I'm saying every man has the
Speaker 3: right to look good, and you, of all people, being
Speaker 3: as vain as you are, should know that that is
Speaker 3: my juice.
Speaker 1: I kind of do get it. For some reason.
Speaker 3: Well, Hazy, I don't believe you have the pleasure of
Speaker 3: ever meeting our next guest. I'm really excited for this
Speaker 3: because you're absolutely going to love him. Can I please
Speaker 3: introduce you to the one and only Will andersy?
Speaker 1: Oh, how good is this? Will Anderson? Good morning?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for having me a nice to
Speaker 4: meet you hate. I will say that I'm not the
Speaker 4: only Will anders that I know this as well because
Speaker 4: one day on Facebook I got a message from another
Speaker 4: kid called Will Anderson and the entire message just said
Speaker 4: you ruined by life.
Speaker 1: Mate, take us through. It will illuminate. And firstly, this
Speaker 1: is a really open and hones space. Your thoughts on Adelaide,
Speaker 1: because there's Adelaide when you come here for Fringe and
Speaker 1: no doubts everyone loves it. But can we talk about
Speaker 1: Adelaide the other times of the FU and your thoughts
Speaker 1: on South Australia as a whole.
Speaker 4: I mean, why would we? I mean, you packed so
Speaker 4: much in the fringe, why would you talk about the
Speaker 4: rest of the year. I thought you were a woman
Speaker 4: in the front row of the audience the other night.
Speaker 4: She was a mother in law from the UK, so
Speaker 4: she lives in the UK, but her son has married
Speaker 4: an Australian girl. They live here in Adelaide, and she's
Speaker 4: visited Adelaide for a total of seven months in the
Speaker 4: time they've been together. Those seven months have always been
Speaker 4: in February or March, so she's had seven months in
Speaker 4: like over the years of Adelaide in February and March.
Speaker 4: And talk about that's that's putting on your best when
Speaker 4: the mother in law comes to visit, right Adelaide, And
Speaker 4: it's absolutely most sparkling. So you must have the most
Speaker 4: distorted humor because you guys must hear at this place
Speaker 4: on the other side of the world. It's called Adelaide.
Speaker 4: It's the most there's always something going on. There's nine
Speaker 4: things happening at once. Then you're like, if you've been
Speaker 4: there in April, no, they're.
Speaker 1: All fine, exhausted.
Speaker 3: The other one, well, we're getting better at spreading it out,
Speaker 3: Like we've got gather around coming here will so the
Speaker 3: foody's coming here.
Speaker 2: For a whole weekend.
Speaker 1: And I think we've got Christmas in December, and we
Speaker 1: do Easter as.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean all the big ones. So yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 4: you've still got some other things going on. It's not
Speaker 4: all in February and March. I mean Easter. That's like
Speaker 4: I mean April, right, and yeah, like Christmas is December.
Speaker 4: And if you gather around in the middle and then
Speaker 4: a little bit of complaining about cane corn, that's that's.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 2: Can I let you in on a little secret.
Speaker 3: Andrew Hayes worked at a station called SCN with Cane
Speaker 3: Corns as his co host for many many years, so
Speaker 3: he learned to get really, really hardened towards trolls.
Speaker 1: I had a thick skin.
Speaker 4: Now, will well, I will say this too, hazy. I mean,
Speaker 4: as we all know that he's a secret job, because
Speaker 4: then stands with secret. It is the secret entertainment networks.
Speaker 4: You can't find this.
Speaker 1: How did we might hear about that nickname? Until now?
Speaker 1: The secret entertainment network? That makes so much more sense.
Speaker 1: It's not sport, it's a secret.
Speaker 3: The best part about that is that when he first
Speaker 3: started working here at NOV, he accidentally read out the
Speaker 3: SEN number like the text line and then so SCN
Speaker 3: neck minute was getting all these.
Speaker 2: Texts going, can I have edg shearing tickets? If you
Speaker 2: got pink tickets?
Speaker 1: And the best thing was a blow It was a
Speaker 1: bloke at S and go what's that sound is that
Speaker 1: the text line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are people ringing? You are under the age
Speaker 4: of fifty? Who's the cheering? You see the new spinner
Speaker 4: in the assabium.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, well, just before we let you go, talk
Speaker 3: us through performing in a tent in forty degrees in
Speaker 3: Adelaide Like.
Speaker 2: That much said?
Speaker 4: I will say. People say to you, how do you
Speaker 4: sell your show? And this is literally how he's selling
Speaker 4: my show to the people this week. I'm not in
Speaker 4: a tent. I'm in a box and it has proper
Speaker 4: air conditioning. I'm wearing a jacket on stage during my shows.
Speaker 4: So even if you don't like like comedy and you
Speaker 4: just want to sit in a nice, cool space for
Speaker 4: about an hour, then I have to show for you.
Speaker 2: Really, But also what a sellout? Will ooh all demanding
Speaker 2: air conditioning, et cetera.
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't demand it, but it didn't come free
Speaker 4: with the venue.
Speaker 6: I turned it on.
Speaker 1: Willie Anderson returns, but will illuminates in twenty twenty three
Speaker 1: Lava Garden of Unearthly Delights eight fifteen nightly until March fifth,
Speaker 1: Tickets through comedy dot com dot tell you will thank
Speaker 1: you so much for having a chat with us.
Speaker 4: Mate, lovely to meet you, Hazy. Nowice're doing DJ duh, but.
Speaker 6: You tell me you built a time Machinez on this.
Speaker 1: Day, Friday, twenty fourth of February, Live from West Croydon
Speaker 1: for Brecking and the Burbs. Let's take a little trip down.
Speaker 1: Remember late nineteen fifty five, had Steve Jobs born in
Speaker 1: San Francisco, California. Today would have been his sixty eighth birthday.
Speaker 6: Smartphones are definitely a little smarter, but they actually are
Speaker 6: harder to use.
Speaker 3: Let's get Steve Jobs confused with who another like millionaire?
Speaker 1: I can't think of you thinking you thinking Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 1: Maybe you thinking Mark Cuban.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you think of Lebron James? Who are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: He did some good thing. Steve Jobs nineteen eighty one, Laton,
Speaker 1: you were born in Adelaide, South Austraia. Today's his forty
Speaker 1: second birthday?
Speaker 2: Is he forty two?
Speaker 5: Late?
Speaker 3: Yes, I wanted to put on a good show, would
Speaker 3: show that I could compete against top.
Speaker 1: Ranked players in the world. Credit Where's to Layton Hewitt
Speaker 1: the drive? If we all had the drive and determination
Speaker 1: of Layton Hewitt, we would all collectively have achieved more things.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's absolutely right.
Speaker 1: The most driven athletes on the planet in his prime.
Speaker 1: It's fun to watch.
Speaker 2: If you've never read his wife's poem to him on
Speaker 2: their wedding day, do yourself.
Speaker 1: It was nice. That's really okay.
Speaker 5: I was look that up after this to you later.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety two, Kurt Cobain at twenty five, I've married
Speaker 1: Courtney Love, who was twenty seven. Look. Of course Kurt
Speaker 1: had his issues, But how do I summarize this? Courtney
Speaker 1: Love a bit of a handful.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd say so.
Speaker 3: Her song, though, Celebrity Skin with her band hole, one
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 2: Greatest songs of all time.
Speaker 1: Make meal, there you go. I didn't even know that song.
Speaker 1: He says that I'm not overly familiar with her work.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety eight album John was Knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: I was quite taken, aback.
Speaker 4: I got the letter film, very proud to be British,
Speaker 4: very blessed and very lucky.
Speaker 1: There was a slight mix up at the ceremony and
Speaker 1: he was introduced Sir John Elton. That's what happened sometimes
Speaker 1: when you got two first names.
Speaker 2: I hate it hates Andrew very yeah.
Speaker 1: Exact exactly. For example, our top five first names, we'll
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Speaker 2: Oh good one. Can't we place the Liberty Skip?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's in the library.
Speaker 2: The tricky one this morning?
Speaker 5: Do you judge?
Speaker 8: Jody.
Speaker 2: I've been married to my wife for ten years.
Speaker 3: I'm twelve years older and my wife than my wife,
Speaker 3: which makes me forty five in May. We have two
Speaker 3: beautiful children, which keeps our day bright and lively each day. Recently,
Speaker 3: my wife has discussed you with like more children in
Speaker 3: the next few years. So if he's forty five, it
Speaker 3: makes you thirty three. Right, yeah, good, good mass Jody,
Speaker 3: You've got this good mathematics. However, since meeting, we've always
Speaker 3: spoke about only having two. I want to ensure any
Speaker 3: child we bring into the world has the best opportunities,
Speaker 3: which includes us being active as possible with the kids.
Speaker 3: I'm now forty five and starting to slow down. However,
Speaker 3: my wife is raring to go. I'm worried about being
Speaker 3: a geriatric dad. So I have a vasectomy appointment booked
Speaker 3: in what and my wife doesn't know about it.
Speaker 5: You can't do that.
Speaker 3: The guilty is starting to creep in, and the appointment
Speaker 3: is on Monday. If I tell my wife she'll be distraught,
Speaker 3: as she said she'd leave me if I got the snip.
Speaker 3: Please help, I'm not sure what to do.
Speaker 1: That is a tricky one.
Speaker 5: First reaction to snip or not to snip?
Speaker 2: First reaction.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, you can't go and have a a
Speaker 3: sectomy without discussing it with your wife and all right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean head off and maybe have a couple of beers
Speaker 1: secretly with some mates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Maybe head off and go to the I don't know,
Speaker 1: put some money on some horses or five ten dollars max,
Speaker 1: or maybe secretly go down and have an operation to
Speaker 1: make sure that you can't become a father.
Speaker 3: It is okay that the dishonesty part is insane for
Speaker 3: a start, but I do understand to a degree him
Speaker 3: being forty five and wanting to be around.
Speaker 5: For his kids.
Speaker 3: So I have my last I have my fourth child.
Speaker 3: I reckon I was forty four, and that worries me
Speaker 3: as well. Like, if I really sit down and think
Speaker 3: about it, she's three. So in twenty years when she's
Speaker 3: twenty three, I'm going to be sixty seven.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's horrified.
Speaker 1: Sixty seven's young these days, you reckon, sixty seven's fine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but it does occur to you that,
Speaker 3: my goodness, having children late in life can be tough.
Speaker 1: We'll get your head around this. At the age of
Speaker 1: sixty seven, you will not be playing okay, yeah, will
Speaker 1: you'd be giving it up all at your achilles.
Speaker 3: I'll be going to Priceline Stadium when I'm sixty seven
Speaker 3: and I'll be playing Tuesday Night Network. Might be c
Speaker 3: three c fours, who cares. I'll still be playing netball
Speaker 3: and you can't stop me.
Speaker 1: Right A couple of a couple of bus at acl.
Speaker 2: It's a rule a sustained So the dishonesty.
Speaker 1: Parts as well, already nice and busy with the gavel,
Speaker 1: the dishonesty part as well. Does that mean potentially he
Speaker 1: has the snip and he doesn't tell her, and she
Speaker 1: thinks that they're trying, but actually they're not. And there
Speaker 1: keeps on being a lot of disappointment, probably on two
Speaker 1: fronts from her part, because.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: He could never tell her and then he could just
Speaker 3: be like, oh, well, you know, obviously it's not meant
Speaker 3: to be, but I don't like it. It's just completely
Speaker 3: and nustly dishonest.
Speaker 2: Where are you at? You've had two kids? You're going
Speaker 2: to go again?
Speaker 1: Yes? I would hope that maybe we've got one more.
Speaker 1: He'll potentially try for another one more in you? Yes,
Speaker 1: and then I reckon after that, then I'd be more
Speaker 1: than happy to get the snip.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, And.
Speaker 1: As a big FM radio stunt, you're going to perform
Speaker 1: my person I love that for us on social.
Speaker 2: It's just going to bring us closer together.
Speaker 1: I'd prefer you to do it then, Greg Gody. Greg
Speaker 1: would be very, very time efficient and you get it
Speaker 1: done before lunch.
Speaker 2: Hey, guess what Adelaide's got a senior's netball comp producers
Speaker 2: just inform me for sixty five pluses?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: I mean, so, why don't women value their achilles and
Speaker 1: their acls? What are we living in? Anyway? We're starting
Speaker 1: to digress.
Speaker 3: We should go to Abbey in the newsroom and see
Speaker 3: if she's got some thoughts on this one.
Speaker 2: Abs, what do you reckon? Morning Team?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 9: So, I don't have children, but my sisters do. I
Speaker 9: think there's a common theme here though. What is with
Speaker 9: the people of Adelaide in relationships not being able to
Speaker 9: communicate with each other? All of your judge jodies are
Speaker 9: I want to do this or I want to do this,
Speaker 9: but there's no talking to each other.
Speaker 2: That's why Abby, you don't understand. This is why this
Speaker 2: segment exists. Well that's it, but like it's ridiculous. You
Speaker 2: need to discuss this.
Speaker 9: Also, my thought process is that she's still quite young
Speaker 9: and so she's more than likely going to be home
Speaker 9: with the kids looking after them. Yeah so he Yes,
Speaker 9: he's forty five, but you know, if he's at home
Speaker 9: with the child and having to do everything, that maybe
Speaker 9: it's a little bit different.
Speaker 2: But I'm assuming that he'll be you know.
Speaker 3: As always, Abby in the newsroom wants more information, which
Speaker 3: we don't have information.
Speaker 2: Anyway. The bottom line is bloody communicate with each other.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I agree he's worried about being a
Speaker 3: gatric geriatric dad.
Speaker 2: Did you know your wife, Kara might know this?
Speaker 3: When you turn thirty five, that's deemed a geriatric pregnancy,
Speaker 3: real from the age of thirty five.
Speaker 2: How outrageous is that?
Speaker 3: When my obstitution said, he goes, this is a geriatric pregnancy.
Speaker 2: I nearly punched him in the face.
Speaker 1: I've called you a geriatric. I'm actually technically correct. No
Speaker 1: you're not. I'll puncher pregnancy after the age of thirty five.
Speaker 3: I will also punch you in the face if you
Speaker 3: say it to real geriatric move in the face.
Speaker 2: Thirteen the cool We need some jurors on this one.
Speaker 3: Is it okay for him to go and get a
Speaker 3: vasectomy and not tell his wife. And she's thirty three
Speaker 3: and she wants more children. Should he just zip it
Speaker 3: and get on with it?
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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to judge Jody this morning. It says,
Speaker 3: do you judge Jody? Should you be playing netball at
Speaker 3: sixty seven?
Speaker 2: No, we dissed.
Speaker 1: We were just bang that hammer.
Speaker 3: We were just talking about being older parents. And basically
Speaker 3: he wants to know if he should go. He's got
Speaker 3: a vzect to be looked in because he's forty five.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to have any more kids. He's got two,
Speaker 3: she's only thirty three, and she wants to have another
Speaker 3: one she is, and he's.
Speaker 2: Worried about being a geriatric dad. Thoughts on this one.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten, get involved.
Speaker 1: I do like the text signs going off as well.
Speaker 1: Oh is it no? Four double nine nine nine one nine?
Speaker 1: This one from anonymous in Paraka, so she will know
Speaker 1: he won't walk right for a week after. There's no
Speaker 1: way you can hide it, trust me. So obviously I
Speaker 1: would imagine, yes, that recover would be a little bit
Speaker 1: painful for a few days.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get some jurors involved.
Speaker 1: And I'm also lef to believe that there's a lot
Speaker 1: of swelling and darkness in the area.
Speaker 3: Not when I perform your varseectomy, mate, You'll be fine. Really,
Speaker 3: it's going to be a pristine operation.
Speaker 1: Great, okay, please just spare the other bits.
Speaker 2: So please, let's go to Hannah from TIRINGI. Hey, Hannah,
Speaker 2: what are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 10: Heying?
Speaker 7: If you hear some flabbering the background, I've got my
Speaker 7: todd laves it is ready to have you as well. Great,
Speaker 7: I'm doing I'm doing my pad control and reproductive right.
Speaker 7: If a woman took out her marina and got pregnant,
Speaker 7: it would be.
Speaker 10: The reproductive coercion, right, So this is exactly the same.
Speaker 10: I'm not telling his fife and it breaks down the
Speaker 10: entire relationship and deciding for her then you can't have
Speaker 10: another baby. Here's the patriarchal society that was its like,
Speaker 10: it's the ultimate patriarchal society. That's my feminine time was
Speaker 10: it would be it would be detrimental to their relationship
Speaker 10: and a little bit cooercive.
Speaker 3: Controlling as well as that part, Hannah Well said, there
Speaker 3: were so many big words in there that Hazy just
Speaker 3: is like, look at me, going.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: PATRIARCHU me that place?
Speaker 2: And that was awesome. Thank you so much, Thanks so much,
Speaker 2: Thank Sannah. Hannah needed to get that off her chest,
Speaker 2: and you did.
Speaker 1: And the told them was very passionate as well.
Speaker 2: Exactly right. He's a little feminist.
Speaker 1: Let's get to Morgan and Grange.
Speaker 2: Morgan born to you, good morning, How are we good?
Speaker 2: Morgan okay?
Speaker 3: Thoughts on her husband going off to have a VERSECT
Speaker 3: ME without telling his wife.
Speaker 10: See you later, mate. If that was me, Gon, that
Speaker 10: is no way.
Speaker 7: He's been a loser.
Speaker 3: He needs to talk about that.
Speaker 10: He needs to tell her.
Speaker 3: I love that Hannah used all these massive words, eloquent words.
Speaker 2: Morgan jumps on and goes he's a loser.
Speaker 1: I'm picking up.
Speaker 7: Loser, see you later.
Speaker 1: You're done, Okay, we're going to send you off to
Speaker 1: house a history of house gluttony as well, so your
Speaker 1: a little double pass the go down and see that.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Morgan, thank you for getting involved.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Okay, my ruling on this one a very very very
Speaker 3: very simple. Okay, that he's worried about being an older dad.
Speaker 3: But have the conversation with your wife. For the love
Speaker 3: of God, you can't go off and get your bits
Speaker 3: done without telling her, without giving her the choice.
Speaker 2: To say, Hey, I don't want to have any more kids?
Speaker 2: What do you think about that?
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had a dollar for every time
Speaker 1: one of my mates went off and had a secret persection,
Speaker 1: I there you go. Thoughts. You can still get involved
Speaker 1: as well by the text line, especially full double nine
Speaker 1: nine nine one nine.
Speaker 2: Judy's diary, Dear Diary.
Speaker 3: I like to write down my thoughts because they say
Speaker 3: journaling is cathartic, and let's face it, if anyone needs
Speaker 3: to be more zen, it's me who knew skittles could
Speaker 3: tip a middle aged mother of four over the edge.
Speaker 3: I adore my three year old, I really do. She's gorgeous,
Speaker 3: but she is also an absolute psychopath. We get to Kole's,
Speaker 3: she refuses to go on the pram, so she's running
Speaker 3: around in the deli department because she's.
Speaker 2: Like, I want some schedules. I'm like, well, usual matters,
Speaker 2: and she's like, I want skittles. I'm like, no, you're
Speaker 2: not having any.
Speaker 3: And so then she lies face down on the supermarket
Speaker 3: aisle and she's crying. She's kicking and screaming with a
Speaker 3: face on the side, tears streaming out her boat, and she.
Speaker 2: Goes, good, mommy's busts and my temper wasn't the only
Speaker 2: thing I couldn't control this week.
Speaker 1: A bit of meat time for the great man. There
Speaker 1: you go, first snort, proper snort, but.
Speaker 2: At least I can control my own mouth.
Speaker 1: One is the truth and one is a lie.
Speaker 11: You have to creactly, creactly correctly identify the word, correct
Speaker 11: legal jargon, just clear, straightforward explanations of your rights and
Speaker 11: what she.
Speaker 1: May be entitled to. I think the word you are
Speaker 1: after is ex running if that was going to get through.
Speaker 3: Nor can he help playing the South Park peeps taking
Speaker 3: the mickey out of Harry and Meghan. So the episode
Speaker 3: titled World Privacy Tool makes fun of the Duke and
Speaker 3: Duchess of Sussex. Harry and Megan are also seeing promoting
Speaker 3: the Prince's book bir, which resembles Harry's book Spare You say.
Speaker 2: Your life has been hard and now you've written all about.
Speaker 1: It and your new book. When I just can't endorse
Speaker 1: that piece of audio enough, I know.
Speaker 3: Where when when Diarry by midweek, I was cooked with
Speaker 3: gastro and Lucky my co host had my back.
Speaker 1: Jody Oddie, she's feeling a little bit under the weather.
Speaker 1: I think she went to a fringe show last night.
Speaker 1: She saw Isaac Lohmer the Hypnotists, and now she thinks
Speaker 1: she's a chicken, no, Jody Oddie. Fortunately, Jo's has a
Speaker 1: severe case of goat. I believe her dogs Sid had
Speaker 1: a bad dream, so she's companying the dog for the
Speaker 1: next couple of days. I believe the girls had their
Speaker 1: Netbil Grand final last night, so Joe's got stuck in
Speaker 1: a few mohitos.
Speaker 3: My Wednesday was time for this little chicken to get
Speaker 3: back to work, just in time to explain promiscurity to
Speaker 3: the idiots I work with.
Speaker 2: So Sarah, that's smacks of someone who's like, I want
Speaker 2: to sow smoked? Don't you reckon?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we're just so smotes? Are you guys joking?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Abby, do you know what so sumotes means?
Speaker 5: Hazy?
Speaker 2: I feel like this conversation we might.
Speaker 1: Need to have.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, did this make Abby in the newsroom laugh
Speaker 2: or cry or die? Who's to say?
Speaker 9: She'll clash at the junction though? Now introducing it Wednesday
Speaker 9: weather kids, six year old Matilda from Scott College.
Speaker 2: How's looking out there today? Able to whatever just happened
Speaker 2: to Abbey was next level? Okay, dol, you're right there. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm actually not all right.
Speaker 9: I've got a little cough lucky, I'm back in the
Speaker 9: box and all of a sudden it just came up.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we don't need a full medical history. Well that
Speaker 3: certainly made me laugh. And as it turns out, this
Speaker 3: little piggy likes food.
Speaker 1: So what's happening? A couple of times is ordered something?
Speaker 1: And sometimes I have bought you breakfast and still you'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, just have the sneak pick of that,
Speaker 1: or just want to have your tasty your breakfast?
Speaker 6: Here?
Speaker 1: What's it? And you're necessary your whole head in there
Speaker 1: as well. You put your whole head on my playing
Speaker 1: what's gavel taste? What's the taste? And I say every time, gosh,
Speaker 1: that annoys me.
Speaker 3: And finally in are you schnitting me? Everyone thought Hazy
Speaker 3: had relations with his relative. I'm a bit.
Speaker 1: Embarrassed about this. I went up with a young lady
Speaker 1: for we were together for about six months long story short,
Speaker 1: six months in that we finally got with her. Custins,
Speaker 1: you would connect with this lovely young tasmine and you'd
Speaker 1: be able to.
Speaker 2: Connect with this Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: Distant exactly there it is, but distance cousins Like I mean,
Speaker 1: we're only related by blood.
Speaker 3: So do all the piggies, chickens, speady bumbs, And to
Speaker 3: Harry and Meghan, have a great weekend, love, Jody?
Speaker 2: Have you been calling me all weeks?
Speaker 5: Speedy bump, pitty bum?
Speaker 1: How is it all go you?
Speaker 2: I still feel a.
Speaker 3: Little nauseous, but anyway, it's just like Abby, no one
Speaker 3: cares to do that, So I'm not going to talk
Speaker 3: about my medical issues.
Speaker 2: He goes