WEBVTT - Is Rove Too Fancy For Adelaide?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I've always said about you?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you always said?

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<v Speaker 1>Not you the person listening to the podcast, a beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful person.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you certainly don't say that to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, because the podcast listeners just thinks a little bit differently. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a good way. Thank you so much for sharing this

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<v Speaker 1>little journey with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for coming along for the ride, and for.

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<v Speaker 1>Those who came out and had a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>chat with us at Croydon and Willow Band for breaking

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<v Speaker 1>the verbs. Thank you so much. It was a really

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<v Speaker 1>really fun show, especially judge Jody. Yeah, there wasn't too

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<v Speaker 1>much debate on this one. It was pretty much sided,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty straightforward.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you're going to have the snip, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>tell your wife about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my wife has said that. I mean it was

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<v Speaker 1>part of our bows. I think she said, Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking about getting a secret vsect to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't don't know. Yeah, you may kiss the.

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<v Speaker 1>Bride, and I learned the hard way. No I did not.

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<v Speaker 3>And you give me permission to give you one next

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<v Speaker 3>to you? I mean not giving you one, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean, give you act to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, Jody, I want you to give me one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you've seen some YouTube videos. You're going to

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<v Speaker 1>give me a visect me live on air. Really good start.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen that on radio before, which I think

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<v Speaker 1>Brendan Rob McManus joined us as well. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>fun moment. I mean you've met him a few times

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<v Speaker 1>before because you've been doing this forever. But that was

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<v Speaker 1>a fun moment for me quite seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you loved it, and you fan boyd and you

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<v Speaker 3>know I got it out of your system. So next

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<v Speaker 3>time when you meet Rove, be a bit cooler.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't promise that because it might be next time.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Jodie's Diary returned as well. A fun opportunity for you

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<v Speaker 1>to wrap this thing into a neat little package and

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<v Speaker 1>call it a gift. But actually when I opened up

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<v Speaker 1>the gift, it's like a little thing in there that

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<v Speaker 1>punches me in the face.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it's like one of those little boxing gloves

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<v Speaker 3>that boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Up and goes bang like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack in the box and go bang.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I go wow, and there's blood coming out of my nose.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, well, what's in there again?

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<v Speaker 3>Every Rider Friday, you open up the present and you

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<v Speaker 3>just get smashed in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for choosing our podcast, and what we will leave

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<v Speaker 1>you with is a code word for a little double

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<v Speaker 1>pass to see a very very nice show at Gluttony.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stumped for a co word. Have you got something.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't think of anything. I'm too busy making you

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<v Speaker 3>a present for next week.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go with the fringe, right, Please remember

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<v Speaker 1>that original and we'll speak to you on Monday. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a great weekend. Our next guest, I ordered a double piccolo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and the crowd was just so up and about. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have a double piccolo, thanks, and the entire crowd

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<v Speaker 1>stopped and said, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 5>Who's this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>This guy's from out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>That's far too fancy.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Rove McManus, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I calm down, everyone.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to have little coffees because look, let's let's

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<v Speaker 6>go deep dive here.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we're talking coffee today.

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<v Speaker 6>So I would normally have a double maciata I you

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<v Speaker 6>need to. I need to wake up in the morning

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<v Speaker 6>and that's all. I have to have one coffee and

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<v Speaker 6>it gets me through the day. But I have found

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<v Speaker 6>there are places where that is served like a lante

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<v Speaker 6>with too much milk. Okay, so I get the piccolo

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<v Speaker 6>plus Either of those things come in a tiny little

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<v Speaker 6>cup which makes my hands look enormous.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I now look like a normal human being.

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<v Speaker 6>Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>If you know you're in Croydon, right, that's very true.

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<v Speaker 6>But I got a lovely love heart in the barista

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<v Speaker 6>has done the little love heart thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyone who knows how to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do coffee art is amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I got a.

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<v Speaker 6>Full snowman one Christmas snowman, a snowman. They did the

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<v Speaker 6>not just the happy smiley face, but they did a

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<v Speaker 6>little carrot nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you assume if you can do a coffee art

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<v Speaker 1>means that you've perfected the art of making the coffee.

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<v Speaker 6>The coffee was terrible, the artwork was extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, hey, welcome back to Fringe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, thank you very much. It's good to be back.

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<v Speaker 3>You're fresh off the festival over there in perse Yes

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<v Speaker 3>and you've got your first night tonight.

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<v Speaker 5>Nerves, slight nerves.

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<v Speaker 6>The good news is that with the heat, I went

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<v Speaker 6>to see some shows in the exact same venue that

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<v Speaker 6>I am in, in the Garden of on Earthly Delights.

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<v Speaker 6>It is an air conditioned venue per the very least.

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<v Speaker 6>Buy tickets and you get an hour's respite from the heat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, don't even.

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<v Speaker 5>Watch the show. No, don't even have to watch the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Buy ticket, come in, sit up the back, enjoy a piccolo,

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<v Speaker 6>and leave an hour later.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do you like to go and watch while you're here?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I went and saw some friends last night. I

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<v Speaker 6>saw Will Anderson and I saw Sam Simmons. But I

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<v Speaker 6>also have in mind to see Frankie McNair while I'm

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<v Speaker 6>here Angela va puerre once as well in the next

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<v Speaker 6>couple of nights. There's a lot of very good young

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<v Speaker 6>talent out there, as well as some of us old dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you bring the family with you? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>make it a family.

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<v Speaker 6>Thing or do you know it's going to come this

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<v Speaker 6>time around? But couldn't make it work. We were juggling

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<v Speaker 6>things and dog sitters and we couldn't match it up unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 1>At Laidfringe dot com dot au to gets tickets. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called Awesome Sauce and it gets underway at seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we take a little trip down Memblane.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's because let me enjoy this enormous coffee with your

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<v Speaker 6>big hands.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking off here about just trying to keep it

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<v Speaker 1>professional from my point of view, versus turning into.

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<v Speaker 2>A fair how'd you go? You're not great at this?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I mix it fifty to fifty?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Rove will be the judge. Did he fanboy?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 5>It came in, It came in subtle. It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it didn't feel too fan boy. You didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>the knees shaking, So I don't know what's pink really.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question. Though.

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<v Speaker 6>She's delightful, she's she's strong, and she's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>I can speak on behalf of my generation. If you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't watch Rove Live back and the way, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>meant that you didn't have eyeballs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all followed your journey and you've done everything that

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<v Speaker 1>can be done in this landscape. The question I want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you is yes, and you've done everything from

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<v Speaker 1>Rove life to the absolute toughest thing that you can

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<v Speaker 1>probably do on radio, and that is breakfast in Sydney. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what gets you nervous? What gets you sweating these days?

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<v Speaker 1>Apart from forty degree hate?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, opening night of this current tour, my wife would

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<v Speaker 6>never normally come to a show. She would normally come

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<v Speaker 6>towards the end because she is she is an actor.

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<v Speaker 6>She understands opening night nerves, and it's different when give

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<v Speaker 6>us a twot going past. Yeah, busy, they're very busy.

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<v Speaker 6>So having my wife in the audience was terrifying, really

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<v Speaker 6>really well, because there's something about like if you if

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<v Speaker 6>you have a rough one, you have a rough one,

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<v Speaker 6>that's all right, but something about you know, getting home

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<v Speaker 6>and sort of having to sheepishly go so And also

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<v Speaker 6>because there are jokes about her and the show that

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<v Speaker 6>I actually had to the night before say to her, right,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm telling this story now, this is how I remember it.

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<v Speaker 6>This is word for word, and this is how it happened.

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<v Speaker 6>She's like, I don't remember it like that, and I'm saying, well,

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<v Speaker 6>it's it's fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you come out looking good?

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<v Speaker 5>You come out on top of this story?

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<v Speaker 6>This is probably like you guys, every day going home

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<v Speaker 6>is like an air check, which is just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't mean to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>See, my husband will do the thing over. He'll go

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<v Speaker 3>how'd you show? And I go, oh good, I think

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<v Speaker 3>what do you think? And he'll go, no, what do

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<v Speaker 3>you think? And I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you want to say something, but you're not

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<v Speaker 2>saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>And Greg Greggs hasn't been a man of very few

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<v Speaker 1>words who go was fine and walk like what does

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<v Speaker 1>that actually mean?

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<v Speaker 2>What does it mean? It was fine? I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was really good.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I did a gig recently where I was on

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<v Speaker 5>my way out. My daughter was once again.

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<v Speaker 1>You're leaving, You're going again.

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<v Speaker 5>How many shows do they have to do? And I said,

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<v Speaker 5>oh no, this is a different one.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a wrestling trivia show called Wrestle Brainier of

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<v Speaker 6>course that they were doing for the Fringe Festival. And

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<v Speaker 6>I said, no, this isn't my show. This is a

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<v Speaker 6>show about questions about wrestling. It's a quiz show and

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to be on one of the teams. And

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<v Speaker 6>she stood up with her hands on her hips and

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<v Speaker 6>I thought, I'm about to get a chastising and she went, Daddy,

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<v Speaker 6>you were going to nail that because I've got her

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<v Speaker 6>hooked on professional wrestling. At the moment, it was just

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<v Speaker 6>a single tear rolled down my cheek.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a baitiful moment.

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<v Speaker 6>God, I trying to get Y's only nervous if members

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<v Speaker 6>of my family are in the audience because for some reason,

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<v Speaker 6>like they would see me all the time. I could

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<v Speaker 6>make good at the fat next family barbecue, or as

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<v Speaker 6>soon as I get home, I could crack a Type

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<v Speaker 6>five and win them back. But there's still something about

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<v Speaker 6>that idea of I just want to do well for them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, this weather nurves come. You could get some

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<v Speaker 3>feedback from Kara, but she never listens.

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<v Speaker 1>She still listens to sn doesn't even know. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>well predominantly for your a f L.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're listening, I don't want to be given them

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<v Speaker 5>a plug.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sport. It's we that you're next interview this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 6>I have no other interviews after this. What are you

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<v Speaker 6>talking about? No, but no one known in the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>I stick are out and have a second double piccolo.

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<v Speaker 1>The Garden of Unearthly Delights the box tonight from seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Get you tickets, Adelaide, Fringe dot com, dot a Euro McManus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called awesome sauce.

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<v Speaker 5>Rather it is it's a mouthful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I the good people of Croydon to give it

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<v Speaker 3>up for row this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Mullet's for all my friends. Oh doctors, got very excited?

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<v Speaker 6>Got a mullet?

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<v Speaker 1>Does everyone's got a bullet?

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<v Speaker 3>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Book for holiday you this summer because he's at a

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<v Speaker 3>little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes are people are fancy?

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<v Speaker 3>And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit

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<v Speaker 3>your style?

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<v Speaker 1>Booking X getaway on the what if it's Ozzie for

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<v Speaker 1>travel Well the guest briefing story this town has several

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<v Speaker 1>scenes is.

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<v Speaker 6>Huge sec Jos.

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<v Speaker 3>We've woken up every single morning this week and you've gone,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, can you like, when's Paris going to name

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<v Speaker 3>a baby?

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<v Speaker 1>I've lost a lot of sleep. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally it's happened.

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<v Speaker 3>So Paris Hilton has finally revealed the name she and

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<v Speaker 3>husband Carter Room have given their baby boy. So the

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<v Speaker 3>forty two year old heiress and reality TV stars shop

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<v Speaker 3>to her fans by announcing in January that she'd secretly

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<v Speaker 3>welcomed a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Into the family via surrogate.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's Paris from her audio book, revealing the name of

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<v Speaker 3>her baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Phoenix has a few good path culture reference points. More important,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the bird that flames out and then rises from

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<v Speaker 1>the Ashes to fight again.

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<v Speaker 5>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>My beautiful baby boy's name is Phoenix Baron and the

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<v Speaker 3>Hilton Green.

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<v Speaker 1>To the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You can so disappointing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sleep tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, you know how though, I was rooting for

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<v Speaker 1>Milton Milton, for Milton Hilton, but Milton didn't come through.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to settle for Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 2>Or Millhouse off the Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought you were going to say, Little poindexter.

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<v Speaker 3>Will Smith caused a major controversy when he slapped Chris

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<v Speaker 3>Rocke at the twenty twenty two Oscars after the comedian

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<v Speaker 3>made a joke about his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't take that joke, well did he?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't. And I took a person as well,

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<v Speaker 1>because he had a bit of a crack at her

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<v Speaker 1>and her alopecia.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, and you've got alopecia, get spots of.

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<v Speaker 1>Alopecia as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, so offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some humor in it though, yeah, right not. Will.

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<v Speaker 3>Despite all the backlash he received after the incident and

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<v Speaker 3>a ten year ban from the ceremony, the fifty four

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<v Speaker 3>year old US actor is now joking about it in

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<v Speaker 3>a new video he shared Tea to have a listened.

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<v Speaker 8>Did you know that you can peck any object, look

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<v Speaker 8>at it and ask it what it thinks of you? So,

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<v Speaker 8>for example, you can peck up a pen and ask

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<v Speaker 8>it how it sees you or what it thinks of you,

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<v Speaker 8>and you will get an answer in your mind from

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<v Speaker 8>your intuition.

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<v Speaker 5>What what just happened?

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<v Speaker 1>And no doubt that when will Smith and Jada pick

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<v Speaker 1>up a pen and say what do you think of me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the pen in their mind sets you are amazing, you

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<v Speaker 1>are flawless. Well, thank you very much, pen, I agree.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now Pink is teaching your daughter an important lesson in

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<v Speaker 3>knowing her worst. So the singer's gearing up for a

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<v Speaker 3>new tool this year and said her daughter Willow is

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<v Speaker 3>going to work alongside her. So they did like a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of negotiation, and Pink said to her daughter

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<v Speaker 3>minimum wage is about twenty two dollars us depending on

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<v Speaker 3>a show, how long it goes, if it run over,

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<v Speaker 3>and she goes, I'm just going to take twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 3>because that's easier, and Pink was like, no, that's not

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<v Speaker 3>how you negotiate with yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll take twenty five, so you round up and not down.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very cute. I love that she takes her family

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<v Speaker 2>on tour as cool as now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that too was my negotiations as well.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't negotiate, You didn't even read your contract, you

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<v Speaker 3>just signed it.

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<v Speaker 2>He was so excited for this job that you would

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<v Speaker 2>comb up.

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<v Speaker 1>What about this? And said, I don't like whole numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we just ran it down to this?

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<v Speaker 3>I said to you, what about clause twenty two B

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<v Speaker 3>where it says radi radi rari right, And you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've already signed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and then said, what about this Fresheit's

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<v Speaker 1>on nobods?

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<v Speaker 2>I could not love this story more so.

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<v Speaker 3>The advertiser have gone through Stephen Marshall's expenses because obviously

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<v Speaker 3>they can access them through freedom of information. And Stephen

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<v Speaker 3>Marshall went on a spending spree at Mecca of all

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<v Speaker 3>places just to make himself look nice for the election.

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<v Speaker 2>How good, of course he did.

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<v Speaker 3>So he he got to forty three dollars forty three

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<v Speaker 3>dollars pread of powder post workout dry shampoo bottles. Good

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<v Speaker 3>on you, Stephen. It's always handed when you've been to

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<v Speaker 3>the gym. You got two nine dollars beauty bullet flawless

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<v Speaker 3>spear sponges. Okay, two ten dollars facial spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Bottles with alo kamamile and lavender.

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<v Speaker 3>He got a couple of lip arms worth twenty bucks

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<v Speaker 3>each and to seven dollars wi consist of black magnifying.

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<v Speaker 1>There is how do you explain that? Well, it is

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<v Speaker 1>important that my skin is at its freshest when I

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<v Speaker 1>was leading the state.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you know, if you if you want to

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<v Speaker 3>sit here and argue that looks don't matter during an election,

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<v Speaker 3>do you not won the election for Peter mellen Arson.

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<v Speaker 3>It's getting his gear off in the pool at the

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<v Speaker 3>aquatic center.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was working hard at the gym. That wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>buying expensive beauty product that wasn't expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like a girl's necessities.

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<v Speaker 1>There, you're calling Stephen Marshall a girl. No, is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, by call girl, I'm saying every man has the

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<v Speaker 3>right to look good, and you, of all people, being

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<v Speaker 3>as vain as you are, should know that that is

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<v Speaker 3>my juice.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of do get it. For some reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Hazy, I don't believe you have the pleasure of

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<v Speaker 3>ever meeting our next guest. I'm really excited for this

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<v Speaker 3>because you're absolutely going to love him. Can I please

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<v Speaker 3>introduce you to the one and only Will andersy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, how good is this? Will Anderson? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much for having me a nice to

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<v Speaker 4>meet you hate. I will say that I'm not the

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<v Speaker 4>only Will anders that I know this as well because

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<v Speaker 4>one day on Facebook I got a message from another

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<v Speaker 4>kid called Will Anderson and the entire message just said

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<v Speaker 4>you ruined by life.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, take us through. It will illuminate. And firstly, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a really open and hones space. Your thoughts on Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's Adelaide when you come here for Fringe and

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<v Speaker 1>no doubts everyone loves it. But can we talk about

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide the other times of the FU and your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>on South Australia as a whole.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, why would we? I mean, you packed so

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<v Speaker 4>much in the fringe, why would you talk about the

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<v Speaker 4>rest of the year. I thought you were a woman

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<v Speaker 4>in the front row of the audience the other night.

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<v Speaker 4>She was a mother in law from the UK, so

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<v Speaker 4>she lives in the UK, but her son has married

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<v Speaker 4>an Australian girl. They live here in Adelaide, and she's

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<v Speaker 4>visited Adelaide for a total of seven months in the

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<v Speaker 4>time they've been together. Those seven months have always been

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<v Speaker 4>in February or March, so she's had seven months in

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<v Speaker 4>like over the years of Adelaide in February and March.

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<v Speaker 4>And talk about that's that's putting on your best when

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<v Speaker 4>the mother in law comes to visit, right Adelaide, And

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<v Speaker 4>it's absolutely most sparkling. So you must have the most

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<v Speaker 4>distorted humor because you guys must hear at this place

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<v Speaker 4>on the other side of the world. It's called Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the most there's always something going on. There's nine

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<v Speaker 4>things happening at once. Then you're like, if you've been

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<v Speaker 4>there in April, no, they're.

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<v Speaker 1>All fine, exhausted.

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<v Speaker 3>The other one, well, we're getting better at spreading it out,

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<v Speaker 3>Like we've got gather around coming here will so the

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<v Speaker 3>foody's coming here.

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<v Speaker 2>For a whole weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think we've got Christmas in December, and we

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<v Speaker 1>do Easter as.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean all the big ones. So yeah, I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 4>you've still got some other things going on. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>all in February and March. I mean Easter. That's like

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<v Speaker 4>I mean April, right, and yeah, like Christmas is December.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you gather around in the middle and then

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit of complaining about cane corn, that's that's.

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<v Speaker 8>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I let you in on a little secret.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew Hayes worked at a station called SCN with Cane

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<v Speaker 3>Corns as his co host for many many years, so

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<v Speaker 3>he learned to get really, really hardened towards trolls.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a thick skin.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, will well, I will say this too, hazy. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>as we all know that he's a secret job, because

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<v Speaker 4>then stands with secret. It is the secret entertainment networks.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't find this.

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<v Speaker 1>How did we might hear about that nickname? Until now?

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<v Speaker 1>The secret entertainment network? That makes so much more sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not sport, it's a secret.

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<v Speaker 3>The best part about that is that when he first

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<v Speaker 3>started working here at NOV, he accidentally read out the

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<v Speaker 3>SEN number like the text line and then so SCN

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<v Speaker 3>neck minute was getting all these.

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<v Speaker 2>Texts going, can I have edg shearing tickets? If you

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<v Speaker 2>got pink tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>And the best thing was a blow It was a

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<v Speaker 1>bloke at S and go what's that sound is that

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<v Speaker 1>the text line.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what are people ringing? You are under the age

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<v Speaker 4>of fifty? Who's the cheering? You see the new spinner

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<v Speaker 4>in the assabium.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear, well, just before we let you go, talk

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<v Speaker 3>us through performing in a tent in forty degrees in

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<v Speaker 3>Adelaide Like.

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<v Speaker 2>That much said?

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<v Speaker 4>I will say. People say to you, how do you

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<v Speaker 4>sell your show? And this is literally how he's selling

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<v Speaker 4>my show to the people this week. I'm not in

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<v Speaker 4>a tent. I'm in a box and it has proper

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<v Speaker 4>air conditioning. I'm wearing a jacket on stage during my shows.

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<v Speaker 4>So even if you don't like like comedy and you

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<v Speaker 4>just want to sit in a nice, cool space for

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<v Speaker 4>about an hour, then I have to show for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, But also what a sellout? Will ooh all demanding

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<v Speaker 2>air conditioning, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I didn't demand it, but it didn't come free

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<v Speaker 4>with the venue.

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<v Speaker 6>I turned it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Willie Anderson returns, but will illuminates in twenty twenty three

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<v Speaker 1>Lava Garden of Unearthly Delights eight fifteen nightly until March fifth,

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<v Speaker 1>Tickets through comedy dot com dot tell you will thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for having a chat with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Mate, lovely to meet you, Hazy. Nowice're doing DJ duh, but.

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<v Speaker 6>You tell me you built a time Machinez on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Day, Friday, twenty fourth of February, Live from West Croydon

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<v Speaker 1>for Brecking and the Burbs. Let's take a little trip down.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember late nineteen fifty five, had Steve Jobs born in

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco, California. Today would have been his sixty eighth birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>Smartphones are definitely a little smarter, but they actually are

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<v Speaker 6>harder to use.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get Steve Jobs confused with who another like millionaire?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of you thinking you thinking Jeff Bezos?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you thinking Mark Cuban.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think of Lebron James? Who are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 3>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>He did some good thing. Steve Jobs nineteen eighty one, Laton,

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<v Speaker 1>you were born in Adelaide, South Austraia. Today's his forty

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<v Speaker 1>second birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he forty two?

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<v Speaker 5>Late?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I wanted to put on a good show, would

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<v Speaker 3>show that I could compete against top.

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<v Speaker 1>Ranked players in the world. Credit Where's to Layton Hewitt

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<v Speaker 1>the drive? If we all had the drive and determination

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<v Speaker 1>of Layton Hewitt, we would all collectively have achieved more things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 1>The most driven athletes on the planet in his prime.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've never read his wife's poem to him on

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<v Speaker 2>their wedding day, do yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nice. That's really okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I was look that up after this to you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen ninety two, Kurt Cobain at twenty five, I've married

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney Love, who was twenty seven. Look. Of course Kurt

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<v Speaker 1>had his issues, But how do I summarize this? Courtney

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<v Speaker 1>Love a bit of a handful.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'd say so.

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<v Speaker 3>Her song, though, Celebrity Skin with her band hole, one

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<v Speaker 3>of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Greatest songs of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Make meal, there you go. I didn't even know that song.

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<v Speaker 1>He says that I'm not overly familiar with her work.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen ninety eight album John was Knighted by Queen Elizabeth.

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<v Speaker 1>I was quite taken, aback.

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<v Speaker 4>I got the letter film, very proud to be British,

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<v Speaker 4>very blessed and very lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a slight mix up at the ceremony and

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<v Speaker 1>he was introduced Sir John Elton. That's what happened sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>when you got two first names.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it hates Andrew very yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Exact exactly. For example, our top five first names, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>of the James family Lbaur and James, Jesse, James, Rick

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<v Speaker 1>James and of course Heath James used to play for

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<v Speaker 1>the City Swans. Friend go to the James fairly two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and two fifty fifth British Academy Film Awards aka

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<v Speaker 1>the Bapti is the Lord of the Rings that the

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<v Speaker 1>Fellowship of the Ring wins Best Film and the Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>goes to for Lord of the Rings The Return of

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<v Speaker 1>the King Barry mug Born, Peter Jackson and Crown Wolf

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<v Speaker 1>British Lord of the Rings. Not for me, but a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my mates absolutely love it. Yeah, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen one mixed group of nerds. We are you rital

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<v Speaker 1>solid mixed group.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you put yourself in that category? Wholi is jock?

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<v Speaker 1>Jock given dish out weggies? But do go to the

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<v Speaker 1>big Weggie. The number one song today in twenty eleven

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<v Speaker 1>was born this way by Lady Gaga.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good one. Can't we place the Liberty Skip?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's in the library.

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<v Speaker 2>The tricky one this morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you judge?

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<v Speaker 8>Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been married to my wife for ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm twelve years older and my wife than my wife,

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<v Speaker 3>which makes me forty five in May. We have two

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful children, which keeps our day bright and lively each day. Recently,

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<v Speaker 3>my wife has discussed you with like more children in

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<v Speaker 3>the next few years. So if he's forty five, it

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<v Speaker 3>makes you thirty three. Right, yeah, good, good mass Jody,

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<v Speaker 3>You've got this good mathematics. However, since meeting, we've always

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<v Speaker 3>spoke about only having two. I want to ensure any

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<v Speaker 3>child we bring into the world has the best opportunities,

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<v Speaker 3>which includes us being active as possible with the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm now forty five and starting to slow down. However,

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<v Speaker 3>my wife is raring to go. I'm worried about being

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<v Speaker 3>a geriatric dad. So I have a vasectomy appointment booked

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<v Speaker 3>in what and my wife doesn't know about it.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>The guilty is starting to creep in, and the appointment

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<v Speaker 3>is on Monday. If I tell my wife she'll be distraught,

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<v Speaker 3>as she said she'd leave me if I got the snip.

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<v Speaker 3>Please help, I'm not sure what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a tricky one.

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<v Speaker 5>First reaction to snip or not to snip?

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<v Speaker 2>First reaction.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, man, you can't go and have a a

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<v Speaker 3>sectomy without discussing it with your wife and all right, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean head off and maybe have a couple of beers

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<v Speaker 1>secretly with some mates.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe head off and go to the I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>put some money on some horses or five ten dollars max,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe secretly go down and have an operation to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that you can't become a father.

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<v Speaker 3>It is okay that the dishonesty part is insane for

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<v Speaker 3>a start, but I do understand to a degree him

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<v Speaker 3>being forty five and wanting to be around.

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<v Speaker 5>For his kids.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have my last I have my fourth child.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon I was forty four, and that worries me

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Like, if I really sit down and think

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<v Speaker 3>about it, she's three. So in twenty years when she's

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<v Speaker 3>twenty three, I'm going to be sixty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's horrified.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixty seven's young these days, you reckon, sixty seven's fine?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, but it does occur to you that,

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<v Speaker 3>my goodness, having children late in life can be tough.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get your head around this. At the age of

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<v Speaker 1>sixty seven, you will not be playing okay, yeah, will

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be giving it up all at your achilles.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be going to Priceline Stadium when I'm sixty seven

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll be playing Tuesday Night Network. Might be c

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<v Speaker 3>three c fours, who cares. I'll still be playing netball

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<v Speaker 3>and you can't stop me.

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<v Speaker 1>Right A couple of a couple of bus at acl.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a rule a sustained So the dishonesty.

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<v Speaker 1>Parts as well, already nice and busy with the gavel,

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<v Speaker 1>the dishonesty part as well. Does that mean potentially he

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<v Speaker 1>has the snip and he doesn't tell her, and she

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that they're trying, but actually they're not. And there

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<v Speaker 1>keeps on being a lot of disappointment, probably on two

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<v Speaker 1>fronts from her part, because.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>He could never tell her and then he could just

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<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, well, you know, obviously it's not meant

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<v Speaker 3>to be, but I don't like it. It's just completely

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<v Speaker 3>and nustly dishonest.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you at? You've had two kids? You're going

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<v Speaker 2>to go again?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I would hope that maybe we've got one more.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll potentially try for another one more in you? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I reckon after that, then I'd be more

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<v Speaker 1>than happy to get the snip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah okay, And.

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<v Speaker 1>As a big FM radio stunt, you're going to perform

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<v Speaker 1>my person I love that for us on social.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just going to bring us closer together.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd prefer you to do it then, Greg Gody. Greg

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<v Speaker 1>would be very, very time efficient and you get it

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<v Speaker 1>done before lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guess what Adelaide's got a senior's netball comp producers

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<v Speaker 2>just inform me for sixty five pluses?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, so, why don't women value their achilles and

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<v Speaker 1>their acls? What are we living in? Anyway? We're starting

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<v Speaker 1>to digress.

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<v Speaker 3>We should go to Abbey in the newsroom and see

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<v Speaker 3>if she's got some thoughts on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Abs, what do you reckon? Morning Team?

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<v Speaker 3>Look?

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<v Speaker 9>So, I don't have children, but my sisters do. I

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<v Speaker 9>think there's a common theme here though. What is with

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<v Speaker 9>the people of Adelaide in relationships not being able to

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<v Speaker 9>communicate with each other? All of your judge jodies are

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<v Speaker 9>I want to do this or I want to do this,

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<v Speaker 9>but there's no talking to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why Abby, you don't understand. This is why this

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<v Speaker 2>segment exists. Well that's it, but like it's ridiculous. You

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<v Speaker 2>need to discuss this.

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<v Speaker 9>Also, my thought process is that she's still quite young

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<v Speaker 9>and so she's more than likely going to be home

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<v Speaker 9>with the kids looking after them. Yeah so he Yes,

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<v Speaker 9>he's forty five, but you know, if he's at home

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<v Speaker 9>with the child and having to do everything, that maybe

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<v Speaker 9>it's a little bit different.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm assuming that he'll be you know.

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<v Speaker 3>As always, Abby in the newsroom wants more information, which

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<v Speaker 3>we don't have information.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. The bottom line is bloody communicate with each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know, I agree he's worried about being a

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<v Speaker 3>gatric geriatric dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know your wife, Kara might know this?

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<v Speaker 3>When you turn thirty five, that's deemed a geriatric pregnancy,

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<v Speaker 3>real from the age of thirty five.

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<v Speaker 2>How outrageous is that?

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<v Speaker 3>When my obstitution said, he goes, this is a geriatric pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 2>I nearly punched him in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>I've called you a geriatric. I'm actually technically correct. No

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<v Speaker 1>you're not. I'll puncher pregnancy after the age of thirty five.

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<v Speaker 3>I will also punch you in the face if you

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<v Speaker 3>say it to real geriatric move in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen the cool We need some jurors on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it okay for him to go and get a

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<v Speaker 3>vasectomy and not tell his wife. And she's thirty three

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<v Speaker 3>and she wants more children. Should he just zip it

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<v Speaker 3>and get on with it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Double pass to see History of House at

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<v Speaker 1>Gluttony up for grabs as well, So give us a

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<v Speaker 1>call right now. Yeah, with a couple of passes up

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<v Speaker 1>for grabs to go down to guttany History of House

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<v Speaker 1>at Gluttony an exhilarating journey through the history of dance

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<v Speaker 1>music with Groove Terminator and Soweto Gospel Choir. Tickets from

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<v Speaker 1>Fringe texts.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we're going to judge Jody this morning. It says,

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<v Speaker 3>do you judge Jody? Should you be playing netball at

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<v Speaker 3>sixty seven?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we dissed.

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<v Speaker 1>We were just bang that hammer.

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<v Speaker 3>We were just talking about being older parents. And basically

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<v Speaker 3>he wants to know if he should go. He's got

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<v Speaker 3>a vzect to be looked in because he's forty five.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't want to have any more kids. He's got two,

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<v Speaker 3>she's only thirty three, and she wants to have another

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<v Speaker 3>one she is, and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Worried about being a geriatric dad. Thoughts on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four to ten, get involved.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like the text signs going off as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is it no? Four double nine nine nine one nine?

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<v Speaker 1>This one from anonymous in Paraka, so she will know

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<v Speaker 1>he won't walk right for a week after. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>way you can hide it, trust me. So obviously I

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<v Speaker 1>would imagine, yes, that recover would be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>painful for a few days.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get some jurors involved.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm also lef to believe that there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of swelling and darkness in the area.

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<v Speaker 3>Not when I perform your varseectomy, mate, You'll be fine. Really,

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<v Speaker 3>it's going to be a pristine operation.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, okay, please just spare the other bits.

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<v Speaker 2>So please, let's go to Hannah from TIRINGI. Hey, Hannah,

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<v Speaker 2>what are your thoughts on this one?

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<v Speaker 10>Heying?

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<v Speaker 7>If you hear some flabbering the background, I've got my

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<v Speaker 7>todd laves it is ready to have you as well. Great,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm doing I'm doing my pad control and reproductive right.

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<v Speaker 7>If a woman took out her marina and got pregnant,

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<v Speaker 7>it would be.

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<v Speaker 10>The reproductive coercion, right, So this is exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not telling his fife and it breaks down the

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<v Speaker 10>entire relationship and deciding for her then you can't have

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<v Speaker 10>another baby. Here's the patriarchal society that was its like,

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<v Speaker 10>it's the ultimate patriarchal society. That's my feminine time was

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<v Speaker 10>it would be it would be detrimental to their relationship

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<v Speaker 10>and a little bit cooercive.

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<v Speaker 3>Controlling as well as that part, Hannah Well said, there

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<v Speaker 3>were so many big words in there that Hazy just

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<v Speaker 3>is like, look at me, going.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>PATRIARCHU me that place?

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<v Speaker 2>And that was awesome. Thank you so much, Thanks so much,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank Sannah. Hannah needed to get that off her chest,

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<v Speaker 2>and you did.

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<v Speaker 1>And the told them was very passionate as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly right. He's a little feminist.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get to Morgan and Grange.

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan born to you, good morning, How are we good?

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Thoughts on her husband going off to have a VERSECT

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<v Speaker 3>ME without telling his wife.

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<v Speaker 10>See you later, mate. If that was me, Gon, that

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<v Speaker 10>is no way.

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<v Speaker 7>He's been a loser.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs to talk about that.

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<v Speaker 10>He needs to tell her.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that Hannah used all these massive words, eloquent words.

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan jumps on and goes he's a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picking up.

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<v Speaker 7>Loser, see you later.

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<v Speaker 1>You're done, Okay, we're going to send you off to

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<v Speaker 1>house a history of house gluttony as well, so your

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<v Speaker 1>a little double pass the go down and see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations Morgan, thank you for getting involved.

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<v Speaker 10>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, my ruling on this one a very very very

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<v Speaker 3>very simple. Okay, that he's worried about being an older dad.

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<v Speaker 3>But have the conversation with your wife. For the love

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<v Speaker 3>of God, you can't go off and get your bits

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<v Speaker 3>done without telling her, without giving her the choice.

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<v Speaker 2>To say, Hey, I don't want to have any more kids?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if I had a dollar for every time

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<v Speaker 1>one of my mates went off and had a secret persection,

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<v Speaker 1>I there you go. Thoughts. You can still get involved

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<v Speaker 1>as well by the text line, especially full double nine

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<v Speaker 1>nine nine one nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Judy's diary, Dear Diary.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to write down my thoughts because they say

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<v Speaker 3>journaling is cathartic, and let's face it, if anyone needs

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<v Speaker 3>to be more zen, it's me who knew skittles could

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<v Speaker 3>tip a middle aged mother of four over the edge.

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<v Speaker 3>I adore my three year old, I really do. She's gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 3>but she is also an absolute psychopath. We get to Kole's,

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<v Speaker 3>she refuses to go on the pram, so she's running

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<v Speaker 3>around in the deli department because she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I want some schedules. I'm like, well, usual matters,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like, I want skittles. I'm like, no, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not having any.

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<v Speaker 3>And so then she lies face down on the supermarket

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<v Speaker 3>aisle and she's crying. She's kicking and screaming with a

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<v Speaker 3>face on the side, tears streaming out her boat, and she.

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<v Speaker 2>Goes, good, mommy's busts and my temper wasn't the only

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<v Speaker 2>thing I couldn't control this week.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit of meat time for the great man. There

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<v Speaker 1>you go, first snort, proper snort, but.

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<v Speaker 2>At least I can control my own mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>One is the truth and one is a lie.

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<v Speaker 11>You have to creactly, creactly correctly identify the word, correct

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<v Speaker 11>legal jargon, just clear, straightforward explanations of your rights and

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<v Speaker 11>what she.

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<v Speaker 1>May be entitled to. I think the word you are

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<v Speaker 1>after is ex running if that was going to get through.

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<v Speaker 3>Nor can he help playing the South Park peeps taking

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<v Speaker 3>the mickey out of Harry and Meghan. So the episode

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<v Speaker 3>titled World Privacy Tool makes fun of the Duke and

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<v Speaker 3>Duchess of Sussex. Harry and Megan are also seeing promoting

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<v Speaker 3>the Prince's book bir, which resembles Harry's book Spare You say.

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<v Speaker 2>Your life has been hard and now you've written all about.

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<v Speaker 1>It and your new book. When I just can't endorse

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<v Speaker 1>that piece of audio enough, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Where when when Diarry by midweek, I was cooked with

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<v Speaker 3>gastro and Lucky my co host had my back.

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<v Speaker 1>Jody Oddie, she's feeling a little bit under the weather.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she went to a fringe show last night.

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<v Speaker 1>She saw Isaac Lohmer the Hypnotists, and now she thinks

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<v Speaker 1>she's a chicken, no, Jody Oddie. Fortunately, Jo's has a

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<v Speaker 1>severe case of goat. I believe her dogs Sid had

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<v Speaker 1>a bad dream, so she's companying the dog for the

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<v Speaker 1>next couple of days. I believe the girls had their

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<v Speaker 1>Netbil Grand final last night, so Joe's got stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>a few mohitos.

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<v Speaker 3>My Wednesday was time for this little chicken to get

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<v Speaker 3>back to work, just in time to explain promiscurity to

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<v Speaker 3>the idiots I work with.

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<v Speaker 2>So Sarah, that's smacks of someone who's like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to sow smoked? Don't you reckon?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, we're just so smotes? Are you guys joking?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Abby, do you know what so sumotes means?

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<v Speaker 5>Hazy?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this conversation we might.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to have.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, did this make Abby in the newsroom laugh

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<v Speaker 2>or cry or die? Who's to say?

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<v Speaker 9>She'll clash at the junction though? Now introducing it Wednesday

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<v Speaker 9>weather kids, six year old Matilda from Scott College.

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<v Speaker 2>How's looking out there today? Able to whatever just happened

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<v Speaker 2>to Abbey was next level? Okay, dol, you're right there. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually not all right.

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<v Speaker 9>I've got a little cough lucky, I'm back in the

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<v Speaker 9>box and all of a sudden it just came up.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, we don't need a full medical history. Well that

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<v Speaker 3>certainly made me laugh. And as it turns out, this

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<v Speaker 3>little piggy likes food.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's happening? A couple of times is ordered something?

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes I have bought you breakfast and still you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, just have the sneak pick of that,

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<v Speaker 1>or just want to have your tasty your breakfast?

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<v Speaker 6>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>What's it? And you're necessary your whole head in there

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<v Speaker 1>as well. You put your whole head on my playing

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<v Speaker 1>what's gavel taste? What's the taste? And I say every time, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>that annoys me.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally in are you schnitting me? Everyone thought Hazy

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<v Speaker 3>had relations with his relative. I'm a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Embarrassed about this. I went up with a young lady

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<v Speaker 1>for we were together for about six months long story short,

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<v Speaker 1>six months in that we finally got with her. Custins,

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<v Speaker 1>you would connect with this lovely young tasmine and you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be able to.

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<v Speaker 2>Connect with this Yeah, what's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 3>There?

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<v Speaker 1>Distant exactly there it is, but distance cousins Like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're only related by blood.

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<v Speaker 3>So do all the piggies, chickens, speady bumbs, And to

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<v Speaker 3>Harry and Meghan, have a great weekend, love, Jody?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been calling me all weeks?

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<v Speaker 5>Speedy bump, pitty bum?

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<v Speaker 1>How is it all go you?

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<v Speaker 2>I still feel a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little nauseous, but anyway, it's just like Abby, no one

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<v Speaker 3>cares to do that, So I'm not going to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about my medical issues.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes