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Speaker 1: Guys, we've just returned for him a two week break.

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Speaker 1: The second week the kids were back at school. Big

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Speaker 1: milestone in the Hawk's household. My nine year old honey,

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Speaker 1: your spirit animal, first school.

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Speaker 2: Camp in the holidays?

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Speaker 1: No, no, when they were back at school the second week,

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Speaker 1: where did he go?

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Speaker 2: Hang on, they have two weeks off.

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Speaker 1: You don't know where he went. Chum Creek or something

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Speaker 1: in Mountmartha Way. Oh, you're just happy to sit. You

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Speaker 1: put him on the bus and see you later. But wait,

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Speaker 1: could have taken into Buddy anywhere, the juvenile Justice center

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Speaker 1: for you. Get well, they came back to it quick

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Speaker 1: and interlock.

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Speaker 2: Those So they had two weeks school holidays. They went

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Speaker 2: back to school and went straight on school camp.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, straight on school camp.

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Speaker 2: No, let's hit the books for a few weeks.

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Speaker 1: Well, they waited for the Tuesday. They didn't go on

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Speaker 1: the Monday.

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Speaker 2: Did they go to school on the Monday?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they did. Went to school on the Monday and

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Speaker 1: then Monday night. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: The packing list, Lauren, I loved the package.

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Speaker 1: It looked like we were going on a family holiday

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Speaker 1: to Barley.

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Speaker 2: Four pairs of form socks.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the go. He took down to Ossie disposal.

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Speaker 1: That stuff we rocked up.

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Speaker 3: There was one good by, a sleeping bag and a

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Speaker 3: pellet gun.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and.

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Speaker 3: The mum would go, nine, you don't need a bottle opener,

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Speaker 3: you don't need a stand they night.

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Speaker 1: But the packing and the politics of who am I

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Speaker 1: sharing a cabin.

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Speaker 3: With they allowed to take Scrogan.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get to what they were allowed to take.

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Speaker 1: So he rocked up a big duffel bag, backpack and

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Speaker 1: sleeping bag. Like each kid had like three bags. It

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Speaker 1: was unbelievable. We dropped them all off on Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: How many nights?

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Speaker 1: One?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: One night? I think I think it was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like a taste of skill. Can they don't want

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Speaker 1: them away for too long?

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Speaker 2: You take three bags for one night.

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Speaker 1: And here's ago. When the bus rocked up the next morning,

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Speaker 1: all the parents are there. Sorry, next afternoon, I'm there

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Speaker 1: ready to pick him up with all the other parents.

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Speaker 1: Every kid got off the bus and every parent went.

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Speaker 1: They were in the same clothes they left it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the nine year old ball.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to change.

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Speaker 2: Yuck mug, the smell.

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Speaker 1: The teachers got off that bus and looked like they

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Speaker 1: had been to war. Yeah, well they probably had been

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Speaker 1: like hats off to him, looking after what was.

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Speaker 2: In his backpack, and he.

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Speaker 1: Would have taken games and stuff. Let's get to the contraband.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because everyone smuggled contraband, they do.

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Speaker 1: They inspect the bags. Well, yeah, they do, they do,

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Speaker 1: and the kids knew this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, compartments.

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Speaker 1: So I saw a honey packing his bag on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I said, you're taking a Teddy Bear and he goes, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a couple of us have taken stuffed animals. What they've

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Speaker 1: done is that cut a little hole in the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the stuffed animal. They had ripped out all the

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Speaker 1: feeling of these stuffed animals, packed it full of candy.

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Speaker 1: But then wait for it. Then he goes, they had

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Speaker 1: those sticky tape.

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Speaker 2: They're in the boogie board bags.

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Speaker 1: He goes, and I just need a couple of like

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Speaker 1: fun sized Mars bars or something to chuck in my

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Speaker 1: back And I said, wow, you've got the teddy bear.

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Speaker 1: He goes, we need decoy candy. So when the teachers

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Speaker 1: find that, they think cool, we've got it.

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Speaker 3: But now you, by saying this on the radio, you've

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Speaker 3: ruined it for every other nine year on going on

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Speaker 3: school camp.

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Speaker 1: Well, I told him when I dropped him off, I

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Speaker 1: said to him and his mates that you guys know

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Speaker 1: they have the airport scanners at school camp. You got

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Speaker 1: to stand there with your arms up and they'll scan

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Speaker 1: you and should us in their faces. They turned bloody white,

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Speaker 1: but he loved it.

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Speaker 2: You know those airports scanners don't scan for Mars bars.

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Speaker 1: Right, I've been sweating every time I go through default

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Speaker 1: put them in.

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Speaker 2: The sorry so you can't take snickers on board.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing all this week. When comfortably hide it.

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Speaker 3: Melt down his pants standing looks like he's put himself

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Speaker 3: on over the Mars bars.

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Speaker 2: He strapped to his Bundy or did you get away

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Speaker 2: with away?

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Speaker 1: And when he got off the US and said how

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Speaker 1: was it? And he goes, can we talk about it later?

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Speaker 1: I need to sleep? And I said, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: He goes, we pulled them all night?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they did.

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Speaker 1: He goes, there was a party in the cabin next

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Speaker 1: to ours.

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Speaker 2: What did you think they were going to do?

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Speaker 1: Get on the.

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Speaker 2: Vabes, go and make damper and go to sleep. At

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Speaker 2: seven o'clock they did make damn.

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Speaker 1: Then the teachers went to bed at seven and then

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Speaker 1: party Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 3: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials