WEBVTT - Exposing Our UberEats Numbers! 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.519 High Scrollers is produced on gadigul Land. 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:05.320 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.480 country and Elder's past and present, always. 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:15.480 Was, always will be Aboriginal Land. I'm Britney Saunders. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:17.080 And I'm all right hey, and this is High Strollers, 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.479 the podcast version of your favorite group chat. 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:25.360 So we've been hearing we've been sharing our lives online 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.560 for over ten years. Is this what we say? Matt? 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:29.560 We've got this new intro and we always forget, but 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.920 let's just keep it going. Who better to spill the 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.680 tea on everything that's been going on on the internet 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:37.120 and in our lives, and. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.440 Plus we talk a lot about ourselves too. Now coming 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.680 up on today's episode, it's a bit of a spam call, 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:43.559 it is. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:47.000 It's a spam actually we've flooded your inbox, but the 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.120 spam inbox. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:53.760 Yeah, one hundred topics in less than forty minutes. Yeah, 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.240 let's let's crack on. Let's go for it because this 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:08.160 episode goes left right inside out Wes and it's chaos, baby, 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.600 it's chaos, So deal me in, dol let's go. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:15.679 Good morning, Matthew, I'm good. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:20.160 How are you on top of the world last at the. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:21.920 Top of the morning too. Yeah, this is a. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:24.080 Nice way to start my week. Every week, I must 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:29.919 admit seeing you on a Monday, loving life. I wrapped 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.760 up my book tour at the end of last week. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:38.120 Big show. As you would say, It was a big show. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.280 And do you want to know what? I met? So 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.560 many scrollers, Like, so many scrollers came to all the 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.920 events that we were hosting at our stores, and we 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.800 were just talking about all the shit that we talk about. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.920 Everyone's like, I love the pot I love everything that. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.520 You talk about on there. And then I'm like, I 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:55.559 don't even know what we fucking talk about on here 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:56.680 because it's so. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.919 Much I know, and sometimes we might double a recall. 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:05.560 But also even what we speak about today, today's episode's 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.359 going live tomorrow in less than twenty four hours. Yeah, 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.639 and I get to those no context spoilers, and I think, 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:17.600 bloody hell, what did we talk about? It was only no, 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:18.919 I've slacked right off. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.239 You haven't done it for the last few weeks. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.760 I've slacked right off. It was America because when we 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:27.240 were in America, I just couldn't keep up. There was 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:31.280 just so much going on. And then sorry to bring 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:32.840 it up again. If you didn't know, we did just 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.519 skate America. Sorry, I know not many of you know. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.720 It was a big send goes on a holiday and 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.360 makes it their whole personality and no one actually gives 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:40.760 a fuck. 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:45.440 But yeah, basically I just forgot and then I got back. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.480 And the thing was what was annoying about the whole 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.120 thing was I was doing each week. I was saying, like, 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:52.840 episode number fifty five, episode. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.400 Now, you don't write the episode, you don't. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:59.000 Know what one I'm rup to. But also I missed 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:04.120 a week. Yeah, and that was devastating. So yeah, and 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.000 the highlight as well. I got the highlight on my 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:07.640 Instagram of like every single night. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:08.519 I wish I'd done that. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.000 It's too late for me to go back and make 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:10.560 a highlight. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.280 Yeah, but basically, it's at one hundreds. It's full. Now 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:16.960 make a second one. I think I think the non 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:21.200 context spoilers may have been just a thing for the 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:25.920 og scrollers. If you've come up until this point, you 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.160 were a part of that legacy. 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.919 But I think, oh, we've moved on to a new chapter, 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:31.280 have we. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.359 Oh I don't fucking know. I just. 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.320 Look, we've got the broadcast channels, so maybe we can 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.119 just start doing something little special in there. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.960 I know. And also I wanted to say because thinking 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.440 about it in the shower this morning was sometimes on 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.600 this podcast, I find us saying I will have to 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.520 put that in our broadcast channel, and then we forget. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.080 But then we forget. But also no one follows up. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.119 No one holds us accountable, No one holds us accountable. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:58.360 So scrolls if there's anything that we say throughout our 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.240 episodes and we say, you know, we'll put that in 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.560 the broadcast channel, can you actually keep us accountable because 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.400 we again forget what we say. This really is like 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:11.600 a journal entry in the corner of the internet that 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.440 we never think anyone's going to hear again. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.720 Yeah, and then I go on my tour and everyone's 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.880 like love the pod, love you and Matt together, like 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:22.479 people like it's part of my morning routine, and it's 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:25.360 just so cool to like, actually, you know, like obviously, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.719 when we're doing this podcast, we know that we're talking 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.040 to people, but because they're not like sitting here with 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.080 us right now reacting to what we're saying, it's just 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.400 really cool to actually meet people in the flesh and 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.839 have them go love the pod you guys, crack me 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:42.880 up and guess what, Matt what. I met a couple 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:47.240 of gals at our Newcastle store event that we did, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:52.120 which was on Thursday night, and they told me and 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:54.720 then she actually tagged us in a story I think 0:04:54.880 --> 0:05:01.719 just yesterday or something. There is a drive Raj's Corner 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.680 in Newcastle, like near Charlestown for any of you that 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:10.960 are from NWI. And so, because everyone was talking about 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.160 the Lassies with me, like on the whole book tour, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.680 everyone was just talking about Mango Lassie yep, and so 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.159 Raja's where I get mine from, but I get mine 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:21.159 from the Hamilton one. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:25.120 There's a drive through Indian and I think we need 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.520 to go there. You need to come to Nui and 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.200 we need to make a video goal through the drive 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.359 through and then you try the Mango and Rose Lassie. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.840 And I had no idea there was a drive through one. 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.320 I'm definitely keen to do that. We might make it 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.360 a Scrollers exclusive, put on the high Scrollers. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.039 And I saw you sent me or you tagged me 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:45.640 in another video on TikTok of another bakery but up 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.919 at like Maitland, which is like a bit further away 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.080 than Newie, but only like thirty minutes. And what was it? 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:55.000 A sausage roll with mashed potato on top? 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.800 I think, so I can't remember. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.400 Now you tag me and said where on? 0:05:59.640 --> 0:05:59.839 Yeah? 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.160 Yeah, so you're going to have to come to new 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:03.719 and we do want a food food tour? 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:09.600 Yeah, absolutely count me in. I'm getting Javoo. By the way, 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:11.640 I don't know. I've just had a real big day 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:16.239 Javoo moment. Yeah. Oh, that's how busy life has been lately. 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:21.200 I haven't even seen the new final destination, by the way. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:26.279 That's how busy I've been. Is that going to be? 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.400 That's my royal flush. We'll get onto that. We'll get 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.920 onto that. But I actually do have just a bit 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:36.640 of a rant saying that's rand of the week now. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:41.919 Wakes all up for this Tuesday morning match, Rind of 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:46.520 the week, Round of the week. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.960 I've got a bone to pick. Okay, the first bone 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.320 that I've got to pick is with myself in April, 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:01.599 and it is cutting it fine with flights is never 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.760 fucking worth it, you know how, when you're like, so, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.720 for example, we've been planning this trip, this book two 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.120 that we were going on and we were like flying 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.360 into Melbourne doing the event in the night, and then 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.640 we'd go yep, and then let's fly out in the 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.560 night to save like you know, staying the night and 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.360 then having to do the whole thing in the morning. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.720 So for like all three nights that we flew out, 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:28.360 which was like three nights in a row, basically we 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:32.880 just picked like the flight that we were basically just 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:35.120 going to make after the event, Like you know, if 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.920 we run out of the event at eight, get there 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:40.920 at eight, forty flights at nine to forty kind of thing, Jesus, 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.440 and it's never it's not worth it. Yeah, but we 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:46.720 thought that's going to be the best use of our 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.680 time because we'll just be in and out done. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.480 And it was fine, and we were on time every 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:54.239 single time. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.480 But I'll tell you the thing that slowed us down 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:01.200 and you'll love this, Matt all the automated check in 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:07.480 machines at Melbourne Airport and Brisbane Airport. So for context, 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.760 as you all know, I'm from Newcastle. Newcastle is a 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.280 little airport. It's getting the upgrade at the moment though 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:18.800 we all know that, but it's manual. So you go 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.880 there and you go up to the person that drops 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.040 your bag for you. There's none of the automatic bag 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.600 drop machines, but you know like Sydney and all the 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.520 big ones, like they've got all the machines and you 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.480 print your bag tag yourself and you send a suitcase off. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:37.320 It was those stupid machines that was the reason why, 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:40.320 like we nearly missed our flight every time. Like why 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.360 I get having it for convenience, but it's so clunky 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.920 and then when it's going wrong, like there's no one 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:49.160 standing there to help. Yeah, I don't get it, Like 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.360 I'm all for a machine that's going to make things faster. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.000 But we got stuck at those things for like fifteen 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.680 minutes and no one was there because it's like put 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.840 your bag on the thing. You put your bag on 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.760 the thing, wrong bar code. I'm like, no, it's not 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.240 it's literally the bar code that we just printed off. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:05.840 So then you take it off, then you put it 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:07.200 back on, you take it off, put it back on. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.880 Aprils running around like a headless chicken trying to find 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.439 someone that works there. But because it was nine point 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:12.800 thirty at night, no one was there. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:13.680 Pissed me off. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.000 And that's my rant, Like I'm all for a machine 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.680 that's going to make things go faster. But those things 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.679 fucking slowed me down. And I just kept saying, April, 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.480 if we were at Newcastle Airport, we'd just be getting 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.160 checked in by a person bing bang bong through the gate. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.600 I every single time, will never ever use I don't 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.320 even check in online on my phone before I you know, 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.920 twenty four hours before you check in on your phone. No, 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.320 because every time I fly, I've got check baggage anyway, 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.720 Like I really, in the last ten years, I think 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.640 I've had one flight that was carry on only. I 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.080 always had checked baggage. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.440 Traveling with carry on only is the dream? 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:52.000 Well, yeah, I can imagine, but I've got too many clothes. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.839 Yeah, I take my hat off to people, like I 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.200 can't believe people go overseas we carry on only. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.920 Bizarre. What do you mean. I've been watching this guy, 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.400 Kevin Droniak. Do you remember Kevin Droniac. He was like 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.160 a YouTuber and he did a lot with his nan 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.720 back in the day. So he's like rebranded now as 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:13.160 a travel vlogger of sorts, and he's been doing these 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:18.120 one day trips because he's living in New York, so 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.400 like the other day, I saw one where he did 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.480 a one day trip to Rome and he flew from 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.240 New York to Rome, and it was an overnight flight, 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.800 so he slept all night. Then it was he landed 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.200 in Rome at seven am, spent the whole day in Rome, 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.480 and then at seven pm got back on the flight 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:36.079 and slept all night to then wake up in New 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:39.440 York the next morning. How far is the flight six 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.240 or seven hours, I think from memory of the video. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.360 But then so good. I saw another one he did 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.120 to Egypt and he just went and checked out the 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:49.360 pyramids and then went and you know, I was talking 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:52.040 to my friend Toby who's living in Spain, and he 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.800 was saying he met some people from England who they'll 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.880 just like fly to Majorca in Spain for the weekend. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.199 It's like, you know, like we. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.640 Would like go to one thing about living in Australia, 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:07.280 we are so far away from anything and everything, Like 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:11.080 even going to Bali is six hours and then six 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.400 hours of traffic. Yeah, we should get out of the 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.559 airport seriously. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.040 And I was just like, this is so this is 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:21.360 the one thing about Australia. We're so far away from 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:24.240 everyone else. The fact that you know, because we're obviously 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:29.080 planning that Europe trip. Whitch is coming around so fast. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:33.400 But I also assumed, you know, you see the girl 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.480 is doing the euro summons and whatnot. I don't know 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.120 anything about Europe, Like I don't remember learning anything about Europe. 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:42.120 I don't remember I don't know the geography of Europe. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.680 You asked me where to see, say where some kind 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.240 of I know, the one that looks like a boot 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.480 is that Italy? Yeah, that's the only one I could 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.600 tell you. And so we've been I wanted to go 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.800 do Europe, and as I said on this podcast, it's 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.880 like last travel vibes, I just want to go do 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.080 it all so that I never have to travel again, 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.840 can't be bothered or at least when I say traveling, 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.760 I mean like the hiking of it all, and that 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.920 not the hiking, but just like lug yes case around, 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.040 like I'll go traveling in the future, but i'd want 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.360 I don't want to be going from this country to 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.000 that country. I just want to relax. So anyway, I 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.200 was like, let me just book all of Europe and 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:24.800 do everything there is to do in this one five 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.559 six week trip, right every single country. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.840 Let us bang it all out traveling every day, babe. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:34.480 It's impossible. Like I didn't realize. People go to Europe 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.240 and you go to like three four countries. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.680 You've got to pick your play. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.160 You just got to keep going back. It's a scam. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.439 Yeah, it's a scam. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.800 You gotta keep going back to knock off all the countries. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.480 I can't be bothered doing that. So we've you know, 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.960 we had to say goodbye to crow Aysha. We took 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:50.800 that off the list. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.839 I thought, oh, I'll have to ask aj. He's been 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:57.120 twice and done some big trips. I thought, like, he'll 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:58.760 be able to give you some tips on like where 0:12:58.920 --> 0:12:59.880 is worth going awhere. 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:04.320 Well, I've looked at the top decks and the kentikies, 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.840 yeah things, and I looked at them and I thought this, 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.079 you know, it's not really my scene. I've done a 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.920 Kentique in America before, but that was fine because it 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.920 was all hotels. The problem with Europe is it was 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:19.640 like forty nights, thirty six of them in hostels, four 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.440 of them in Now was it was like thirty six 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:27.800 of them in shared accommodation and four of them in hostels. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.720 And I was like, what is the difference. I can't 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:30.199 even imagine. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:34.160 I think I could ever stay in a hostel because I, like, 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.240 I cannot have the sound of snoring. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.480 And what if you're in a shared room and people 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:39.000 are snoring. 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.400 You can get private rooms, I will say, I could 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.920 do that. Yeah, you can get private rooms in a hostel, 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.040 but obviously they just cost that. You may as well 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.640 get a hotel. By the time you get a private, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:52.640 private room in a hostel, I will say, I stayed 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.640 in a hostel in Los Angeles of all places, really 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.680 and yeah this is back in I don't know, twenty fifteen. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:05.600 Are you talking about America again? Oh? Sorry, I can't stop. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.600 But I'll tell you what it was the most fabulous experience, 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:13.760 Like just meeting It wasn't fabulous at all. It was disgusting, 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.640 but like, you know, just meet, just being able to 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.400 meet people, Like people in hostels are like so keen 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.200 to just chat? And what are you doing? Where are 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.760 you going? You want to do something today? Like they've 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.120 got no friends, so you know by blah and friend, well, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.840 you know, they're usually there by themselves. I was. I 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:30.520 was with my friends, so I didn't need to hang 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.240 out with anyone. But anyway, I met this a fabulous 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.520 man who just had like one of He was just 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.360 one of those men who had like a hundred stories 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.240 to tell. And he gave me a chocolate flavored cigarette, 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.880 and I'll never forget it, a chocolate flavored cigarette. Who 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:46.480 knows where the bloody that came from? But he pulled 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:47.920 it out and he said, do you want one? I thought, 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.600 I'm on holiday, we may as well, and I took above. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.640 It was chocolate flavored. I went, where have you got these? 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:58.600 He goes, Oh, so he was doing the he was 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.520 doing the chocolate cigarette, and I just thought that was 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:03.720 the coolest thing ever. And that is that is what 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.560 hostels are to me. Chocolate cigarettes. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:07.560 Yeah. Nice. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.200 Anyway, how did we even. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.440 Get onto tour f cutting it fine? 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:14.760 It's not worth ever cutting it fine? 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.720 So what was happening? You were stressed, obviously, But it 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:18.560 was the machines. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.600 The machine slowed us down every time, like we were 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:23.000 on time. We ran to the machines and we got 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.120 to the machines, and then there was fifteen minutes of 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:28.440 the machine not working, not printing the bag tag right, 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.360 putting it on the thing, wrong, bar codes, detected move 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.360 your bag tag, you know, because it goes through the 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.160 laser thing and no one around. Yes, and then I'm 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.400 like stressed, and I'm like April, go fight someone, and 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.160 she's just like panic, like running around the airport. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.120 It's like nine point thirty, so like no one's there. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.840 See, I'm the type of person I don't do any 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.080 of that automated stuff. 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:49.960 That was their only option because it was so late 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.120 at night, like all the big actual checking bits were 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:54.600 closed and no one was there because it was like 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:55.880 the last flight out. 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.960 Which is bizarre, isn't it, because where are they? Like, 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:00.680 if you're going to make the audio madd things, you 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.720 need someone sitting there. But I'm that person who's so defiant, 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.160 Like I still I did the groceries just two days ago. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:11.240 I went and I lined up at that at the 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:14.120 only one where there was someone actually serving the groceries, 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.360 and there were six of us with full trolleys, and 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:20.320 the workers kept coming over, and there were four of 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:24.880 the automatic because you know, now they've actually installed automatic 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:29.160 what do you call it when bell? Yeah, yeah, they've 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.840 installed automatic ones of those, So you literally are playing 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:34.560 checkout check. It's not like when you go in the 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.560 little one where there's the little registers, like you've got 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.320 a whole conveyor belt now, right, so you can put 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.480 the whole trolley there and you can do all your 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.840 shopping or you don't? Do you collect? 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:46.280 Now? I just do ubery. 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.080 I'll see that could never be me because I love 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:52.600 being in the super market and I love finding the specials. Matt. 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.560 That's made me think, yeah, should we right now expose 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.240 each other's uber eats and how many we've ordered? How 0:16:59.240 --> 0:16:59.920 many times? 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:00.840 Let's get to it. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:05.760 Okay, No, but I'm actually scared because I saw, like, 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.080 like I've seen like Lucy Jackson and all them do it, 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.040 and Lucy Jackson was like eight hundred or something, and 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.600 I saw m Davies was twelve hundred. 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.960 Oh my god, I think mine's going to be more. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.800 I don't reckon I'll be that high. To be honest, 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:20.640 i'd reckon I'd only have a couple hundred. But let's 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.840 get there, okay. Anyway, I'm so defiant. I literally stood 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:26.080 there with the other six people with full trolleys and 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.760 we were all happy to wait, even though it was 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.399 the only one that was serving and the other four 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.800 were empty. The self served conveyor belt ones were empty, 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:38.200 and the workers kept coming over and saying, you want 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:39.880 to come over and use this, and we all politely 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.280 kept saying, no, thanks, We're happy to wait here. I 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.000 just I've just walked around every fucking eye all for 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:50.919 an hour, paying through the fucking nose for these groceries. 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:55.280 I'm paying through the roof for this trolley. I've had 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:57.760 to then line up, and you want me to do 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:01.760 my groceries myself. Yeah, are your paying attacks and super 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:05.879 as well? Your motherfuckers, Like, let's get serious please, So 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:11.080 I'll take the server every single time, and the same 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:15.360 thing at the airports. I never check in. I always 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.840 go up and I will line up. I mean to 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.400 be fair, though, I ampends on how long the line is. Well, 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:24.680 I'm oh, you're a premium economy kind of person. No, no, no, 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.840 like I've got a business class. Yeah no, what's your 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:31.719 I'm platinum status because I fly so much, so I 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:37.240 do get straight to the front, I will admit, But oh, 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:39.280 isn't it a nightmare when there's at least four people 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.600 in the in the business line, I'm like, fucking no, 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:43.200 we're waiting forever over here. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.879 I meanwhile, there's like twenty rows deep. 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:47.080 Oh fuck. 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:49.080 And that's the other thing about traveling as well, like 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.679 long traveling, but like is it all worth it in 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:54.960 the end, Like especially when you're overseas US talking about 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:57.520 America again, when you get to fucking customs off the 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:01.040 fifteen hour flight and the line is like twenty rows 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:05.040 deep and twenty kilometers long each way. Yeah, insufferable. 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.080 All right, let's check out Uber eats. 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:12.200 Okay, no, but I'm actually fucking terrified how many times 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:13.120 I've ordered for Uber. 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:16.840 It's because it's a lot. Let's take a guess. 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:19.560 How many times do you think, genuinely you've ordered on 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:20.240 Uber Eats. 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:28.080 I'm going to say probably like seven hundred times. What 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:28.640 about you? 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:31.879 I think mine's going to be fifteen hundred or above. 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.679