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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.

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Speaker 2: Does she miss him because she likes him? But does

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Speaker 2: she just miss the sex? Like it's good sex? It's

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Speaker 2: hard to come by these days, mate.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point. Those guys on e harmony aren't

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Speaker 1: always the best.

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Speaker 2: Love bubble dot com mate, those guys are relatable. The

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Speaker 2: Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Oddie Clark a k A.

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Speaker 2: Mummy and my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig a

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Speaker 2: k A. Regretfully saying daddy saying heard in my voice

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Speaker 2: every time I say it. You love saying daddy. But today,

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Speaker 2: what do we want to start the podcast with?

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Speaker 1: We're starting with what we're doing a double take because

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Speaker 1: it was so good last time, on things men have

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Speaker 1: no business doing. Yes, there's quite a few things that

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Speaker 1: we have no business doing. As we have discovered.

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Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite ones so far. The

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Speaker 2: responses from you guys on Instagram have been unreal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Some of them are

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Speaker 1: a little niche and I found yeah and some of

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Speaker 1: the little niche and I think, actually that's kind of true.

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Speaker 2: And some of them are I wonder if any of

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Speaker 2: people writing in the Instagram are like, ah, this is funny.

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Speaker 2: And then there's like a thousand other people say anyone

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Speaker 2: who said things men have no business doing?

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Speaker 1: Breathe like that was popular?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Get original, Yeah, get original. You know what I thought

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Speaker 1: was going to be the most popular one was things

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Speaker 1: men have no business doing? And I thought everyone was

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Speaker 1: going to say a podcast. Yeah, but we got it

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Speaker 1: twice fans like us, mate, fans, they do. One of

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Speaker 1: them said a podcast and then in captions, just kidding you, guys.

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Speaker 1: The best things men have no business doing growing a

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Speaker 1: mustache and then suddenly becoming hot. Is that what happens?

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Speaker 1: Girls love mustaches right now?

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Speaker 2: Have you been seeing what I'm doing? Coming up on

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Speaker 2: twenty four years of growth?

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Speaker 1: Mate? Have you never shaved that shaded? That doesn't happen.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't have an overnight. This beautiful thing we got.

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Speaker 1: Jesus yours. You could grow a good one, no mustache

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Speaker 1: for some reason, I could try, yeh, I can around.

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Speaker 2: You're hairy like fuck it like this grows good. Anyone

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Speaker 2: wants a beard, let us know, Jake beard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to be dark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've only seen it when we traveled for ages

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Speaker 2: and like Fraser dark as your hair okay.

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Speaker 1: Not black. You don't want to have that jaw line.

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Speaker 1: I could cut myself though.

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Speaker 2: I need to chill things. Men have no business doing

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Speaker 2: asking hypothetical.

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Speaker 1: Questions, Oh, hypothetically speaking, pathetically speaking, would you be that?

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Speaker 1: Would you still love me if you're a worm? Hypothetically

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Speaker 1: if I was single? I don't say, I'll go like,

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Speaker 1: let's just say a bigger let's just say like, this

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Speaker 1: is the scenario. Hypothetical is a bit of a big

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Speaker 1: word for us. True, I'm not Yeah, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've ever once said to my girlfriend I'm pathetically speaking.

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Speaker 1: She'd be like, who are you in the scientific experiment?

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Speaker 1: We've got it coming on, my dear.

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Speaker 3: Things.

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Speaker 1: Men have no business doing that little half smile slash

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Speaker 2: That's my specialty.

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Speaker 1: Can I I know exactly what?

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Speaker 2: Don't give them too much things. Men have no business

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Speaker 2: doing disturbing my pH balance.

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Speaker 1: I actually didn't know how delicate a female's pH balance was.

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Speaker 1: We learned about this on the pod. Actually, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't think a lot of men do. Know. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: take much, no, you know, like wash that dip.

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Speaker 2: And everything else around. Yeah, I think it's more the

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Speaker 2: other things. I assume you can't really get a dirty pennis,

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Speaker 2: like your hands and what's the dirty side of things touching?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: True, you definitely watched your want to wash your hands. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't watch them when I.

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Speaker 1: Pee, that's all right, oh things. Men have no business

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Speaker 1: doing the magic peepee thing where you can make it

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I did this with my girlfriend every day.

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Speaker 2: I was wearing this is great trackies, and for some reason,

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Speaker 2: And she's like, wow, just like can everyone do that?

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Speaker 2: I can't speak for everyone, but I know why I can.

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Speaker 2: But I apparently I don't do it. But most guys

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Speaker 2: when they move their pippy, they clenched their buttets.

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Speaker 1: So it was a bit of an eck. No, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like maybe a little bit.

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Speaker 1: If I like if I needed to fart, and then

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Speaker 3: But I don't like actually clench my cheek.

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Speaker 2: That would be the least sexiest thing fight when you're

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Speaker 2: Blaming what I've just explained.

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Speaker 1: Guilty. I think it's a good thing, isn't it. We

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Speaker 1: And in the end of my sentence, I realized what

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Speaker 1: I just did, and I was like, so, as you

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you do go on to be fair, We've been

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Speaker 2: who you said that? And then you're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, as you just said, actually you

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Speaker 2: Like maybe that's how it works. It makes sense of it,

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Speaker 2: not justifying men like man's plaining, but we have to

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Speaker 1: That's actually a good point. Yeah, that's a very good

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Speaker 3: Things men have no business doing.

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Speaker 1: Being twenty eight plus on dating apps, not looking for

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Speaker 2: I was so true that contradicted himself. Yeah, oh, what

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Speaker 2: are they doing on that? What's the age? It's truly,

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Speaker 2: it's not embarassing to be on a dating apphen you're

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Speaker 2: older and single.

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Speaker 1: Nah, I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Like it's over fifty percent of people

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, well it opens up so many different

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Speaker 2: Like we're promoting a dating a hassle free But I

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Speaker 1: It's a hassle free way of you know. It's like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like dating takes time. So if you even

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Speaker 2: Is he harmony still thing?

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Speaker 1: I think I think it is.

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Speaker 2: Are they going their computer logging and stuff? Maybe that's

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Speaker 2: what fifty year old does, Yeah, logging on talking to Lisa,

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Speaker 2: your day, my sweetie pie.

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Speaker 1: When I went to Bloody Canada just last timer went

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Speaker 1: to Canada, Yeah, I was talking to my grandpa. I

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Speaker 3: And my grandma. She's not my real grandma, but I

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Speaker 1: said it was called like Lover's Bubble or something like that.

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Speaker 1: There used to be so many have you heard of

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Speaker 1: Ashley Madison.

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Speaker 2: You've told me about this side, You've told me crazy

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Speaker 2: and I don't believe how big it. God, it's a

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Speaker 2: Netflix documentary. I highly recommend it. I was on the

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Speaker 2: a dating website for couples.

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Speaker 1: Who want to cheat.

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Speaker 2: So if you're in a relationship, because their theory is

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Speaker 1: I go say, good business model.

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Speaker 2: But the algorithm got hacked and they and everybody started

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Speaker 2: getting hacked and all these famous people coming out who's

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Speaker 2: It was like bigg and tinto one point the amount

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Speaker 2: Is that it's not illegal what they were doing. No, No,

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Speaker 2: And they were like banking on the It was just

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Speaker 3: Easy server to hack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, the guy hacking it was like no firewall, rookies,

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Speaker 1: no firewar. The is a firewall anyway.

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Speaker 2: Things better have no business doing just checking wearing ankle socks.

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Speaker 1: I do wear them sometimes, really, I wear them with joggers.

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Speaker 1: I like wearing ankle socks with joggers. What about those

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Speaker 1: ballet socks? What do they call it? Socketts? No, not

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Speaker 1: a socket? Guy. I used to wear I used to

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Speaker 1: like the Lulu Lemon ankle socks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let those ankles breathe, mate, I said, yeah, if

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Speaker 2: I at the gym, and leave me the funk alone.

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Speaker 1: I posted a story.

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Speaker 2: Once, all right, yeah, And it was me walking down

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Speaker 2: some stairs after leg day, right, And I was wearing

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Speaker 2: and so I honestly like, it's pretty rare that I

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Speaker 2: do go check my message requests and stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I think I had obviously accepted a request from

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Speaker 1: there and someone just wrote just refly to my story

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Speaker 1: ankle socks. I was like, the fuck, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know you. It's just someone that like is from the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I like that persone put you in your place. That's

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Speaker 1: where you deserve. A fucking hell things. Men have no

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Speaker 1: business doing bottomless brunches. Oh why not, dude, I've never

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Speaker 1: seen a group of guys at a bottomless brunch. Don't

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Speaker 1: fucking lie, I would do. You fucking would not go

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Speaker 2: Bottomless Brunhters, is that what the bottomless brunch is?

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Speaker 1: Like? Mimosass, that's what I would have one of them.

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Speaker 1: A bit of orange juice. Orange juice, that's actually the

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Speaker 1: actually they make champagne taste good. Yeah, half orange juice,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when did I ask things men have no business doing?

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Speaker 2: Actually a good one, letting their girl open their own door.

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Speaker 3: Drinking out of straws.

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Speaker 2: Really interesting, man, interesting things men have no business doing.

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Speaker 2: It's actually good for his cancer because he gets twitches

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Speaker 1: Have always always thought that, Like, Okay, I've always thought

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Speaker 3: Because there is a thing a buttold's a literal such

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Speaker 1: Let's be real here, Yeah, did you hear about Did

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Speaker 3: The guy that was a gynocologist.

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Speaker 1: One of the things that acologist does is actually is

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Speaker 2: Apparently in there's just like the eighties, apparently this is

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Speaker 3: All he got was a five hundred dollar fine, no jail.

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Speaker 1: Time, five hundred dollars, five hundred dollars fine.

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Speaker 2: It's this Yeah, I suppose this is so that's wild

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Speaker 1: I had, like a business partner that had no idea

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Speaker 1: fucking crazier? Mentor mental mental? Mental? Alrighty guys, we do

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Speaker 1: want a dilemma, you know what to do.

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Speaker 3: In the description of this episode, there's a link to dilemmas.

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Speaker 1: You can submit there. They're all anonymous, or through the

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Speaker 1: I recently discovered the pod and love it.

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Speaker 3: Here's my problem.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven and got out of a five year

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Speaker 3: So My question is do you think he somehow got the.

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Speaker 1: looks like your girl just isn't getting any So how

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Speaker 2: I love how she said physical harmony?

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's my think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah harmony? What was that like?

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Speaker 1: Actually that's a I would love to know physical Harmony's kidding?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we get a physical harm to each other, mate,

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Speaker 3: Does she miss him because she likes him?

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Speaker 1: Maybe? I think?

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Speaker 2: But does she just miss the sex? Like it's good?

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Speaker 2: Sex is hard to come by these days.

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Speaker 3: Mate, It's a good point.

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Speaker 2: Those guys on e harmony aren't always the best love

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Look, you cannot like if you genuinely don't think you

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Speaker 2: what happened? Like I still want to have sex? Or

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Speaker 2: Because she does, like she needs a reason why she

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, wait, you kind of got what you wanted. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a couple of months, Like how long did you expect

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Speaker 2: But he's just gone all ghost cast with the ghost

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like she upset that she isn't like she wanted

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe maybe we'll throw her there maybe who knows.

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Speaker 2: I think it's quite a simple answer if you asked me,

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Speaker 2: like you.

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Speaker 1: Probably just should like leave it to be fair, because

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Speaker 1: how like how far can something like how long can

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Speaker 2: We said it like unless you're having sex, Like once

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Speaker 2: you can't wait a.

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Speaker 1: Couple months and hit him up again. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Really, if you guys are having some like somewhat consistent sex,

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Speaker 1: she said physical harmony, you know what it really was?

442
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,160
Speaker 1: Emotional connection. Emotional harmony mate.

443
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

444
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,240
Speaker 1: Fuck, and you were making love.

445
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why you loved it so much, because you

446
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 4: were just like, I need him back, so I reckon,

447
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Speaker 4: here we go.

448
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Speaker 2: She was in a relationship for five years. Now, this

449
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 2: guy's given her the best sex. To be fair, maybe

450
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 2: the guy you were with with so long wasn't great

451
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,360
Speaker 2: at it, so you think this was the best. Here's

452
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 2: a great time to go experience the more dudes.

453
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't have to have one night stands. No,

454
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 1: but you can go and make a profile on any

455
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Speaker 1: dating up and say you're looking.

456
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Speaker 3: For something casual.

457
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,200
Speaker 1: You can just you can still date like date and

458
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 1: say like, I'm just not looking for anything serious. Yeah, Like,

459
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 1: he's the thing. You don't like the thought of having

460
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Speaker 1: sex with someone who isn't essentially a stranger. Yeah, but

461
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 1: you got dating app or you could hit someone up

462
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 1: and you can go a date or two. You can

463
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Speaker 1: be honest about what you want from this situation, and

464
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 1: then after a couple of dates, you.

465
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 2: Can whether you can you're no longer a stranger. Yeah,

466
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 2: except giving you insight. Be very careful because men of

467
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 2: trash and they'll be like, yeah, sex, I'm going to

468
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 2: use it our but be responsible with your emotions and

469
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 2: who you open up to, and make sure they're in

470
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Speaker 2: this actually in the same way length as you're not

471
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 2: telling you just what you want to hear.

472
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Speaker 1: Yep, but I think this is a good time.

473
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Speaker 2: I think our unprofessional opinion would be move on, go

474
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Speaker 2: find some more sex and see if it was that good,

475
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Speaker 2: because I I well bet on the fact that you'd

476
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Speaker 2: probably find some better message.

477
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Speaker 1: But you've got any friends, you might know his friends

478
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 1: or hit one of your friends up. Yeah you know them,

479
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 1: they're not strangers. Yeah yeah, true, true too, But we

480
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: don't advocate friends with benefits. Yeah I know. But like,

481
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 1: just hit someone up that you know, not that you

482
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Speaker 1: actually are like properly friends with him, like you hang

483
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Speaker 1: out with Oh yeah true yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

484
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 1: you're friends of a friend. Yeah, just hit a dude

485
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: up that you've known for a while, but you're like, yeah,

486
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Speaker 1: a friend of a friend. I'll tell you what. There's

487
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,120
Speaker 1: no nicer feeling. Then.

488
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Speaker 2: Dudes don't get m no, not at all, and like

489
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 2: you might think it's ballsy or you're doing too much,

490
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 2: you're coming on too strong. No wrong makes a guy feel.

491
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: Guys like to feel a bit cute and special, sometimes too,

492
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 2: like if they go if some guys like I don't

493
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 2: at work all day, has an a girl message him

494
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Speaker 2: in months and he saw a message saying like, hey,

495
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Speaker 2: what have you been up to?

496
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, hi, fuck, it is a good day.

497
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Speaker 1: I'm going to remember this day.

498
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Speaker 3: Good point. Here's another question for you.

499
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Speaker 1: So she was in a relationship for five years, right,

500
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Speaker 1: Only a couple of months after the relationship she realized

501
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: I've got needs. I'm a sexual lady. Yeah, fair enough, Yes, yeah,

502
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 1: we all laugh. So she reaches out to a next situationship. Okay,

503
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: first off, I want to know how you got involved

504
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: with that situationship if he's not stranger, okay, but none

505
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 1: of that okay. Secondly, secondly, it's a bit soon to

506
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: start like kind of sleeping with someone like consistently because

507
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: your body is still getting over the breakup. So maybe

508
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: good point you bring up how long do you wait though,

509
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I just think so going into

510
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: something consistent it is kind of just like moving on

511
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 1: and trying to not really get over, not dealing with

512
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: the emotions that you broke up with this guy you

513
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 1: just like sort of especially because you now want to

514
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: get him back to the situationship. It's now it's sort

515
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: of like a band aid situation to break up.

516
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Speaker 2: This is a great point, like maybe he was just

517
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 2: like a little cover up for all the emotions you

518
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 2: had for your past relationship.

519
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: Fucker's gone deep there. Yeah, now they're all coming back out,

520
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: and your solution is I want him back. Fuck, we

521
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: figured it out. We figured out. Wow, we got there

522
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: and there.

523
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: We just got to talk to each other.

524
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: A PhD. I swear, give us a PhD in ecology.

525
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: Now I've got to be a poop. I think you'd

526
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: rather be a I think we've done something. At least

527
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: we did something there. If we didn't help you, I

528
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: don't know what. Well.

529
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Speaker 2: Okay, hey guys, we're about to play on Jake's humor

530
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 2: right now. A couple of weeks ago, he came to.

531
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 2: It was Patreon, I think I don't remember, and it

532
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: did so good. This is one of Jake's threads that

533
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: he loves, and I went behind the scenes and went

534
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: and found some that I thought he might laugh too.

535
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 2: So this is I love getting sweet messages. I just

536
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: keep rereading them. Yeah, and then mate, when I was

537
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 2: finding these, I was like, some of these are too

538
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: bad to bring on the pot.

539
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've done that. When I was looking for him,

540
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 3: I'm some of that you can't bring on it.

541
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 2: But what I've done, I think I've got four or

542
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: five bad ones. My mon come back with some nice

543
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 2: ones actually after Oh okay, yeah, I like that. Okay,

544
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: So I love getting sweet messages. I just keep rereading them.

545
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: Him.

546
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: I'm going home right now. Her nice nice Him, you're

547
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: talking like a man who says that you're supposed to

548
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 2: say sligh or something. And the comments on this one,

549
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,479
Speaker 2: we're like, this is what all her responses should have been.

550
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: What do you want? Okay, girlie? Pop you ate that

551
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: pop off? Quinn?

552
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, this girl, tell them, tell them all. Okay, next one.

553
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: This is girl to a girl. I love getting sweet messages.

554
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: I just keep rereading them.

555
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: Her.

556
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: Hey, girl, so I've heard you've been texting my ex

557
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 2: her back. Hi, girl, I heard you cheated on him.

558
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 2: I guess we're both hearing things. Girls are smart, like

559
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 2: squick with it.

560
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 1: Hey yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

561
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 2: I love getting sweet messages. I just keep rereading them.

562
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: Her, I woke up sick.

563
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 3: Him?

564
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 2: How her sick from all the bitches you follow.

565
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 3: Him?

566
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: Bro, dude, stop for real.

567
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 2: Those are my failure, my favorite one. This one might

568
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 2: be the most wild. It might take you a second

569
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: to get okay, but this one's wild. Okay, Okay, I

570
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 2: can't believe men sometimes, Okay, okay. I love getting sweet messages.

571
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 2: I just keep rereading them. Her, I got my period.

572
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: Him vampire emoji. Call me Edwards like this might be

573
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: the worst. I call you Edwards, this might be the

574
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: worst one.

575
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: Him.

576
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 2: She kind of looks like you her. Yeah, she does him.

577
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: That's why I asked her to.

578
00:26:46,320 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: Suck my context. What Okay? Okay?

579
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 2: This this one's this one's and so it's pretty good,

580
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 2: I think him. Why are you looking for a slutty

581
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: costume for Halloween when you're a whole year round?

582
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: Her?

583
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: It must be refreshing to know you don't have to

584
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 2: buy her costume, since you're always a clown, her continued,

585
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: Or you could go as commitment, since that always seems

586
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: to scare you. My him, I literally hate you her,

587
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 2: and I literally hate that I dated someone who has

588
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:31,360
Speaker 2: built like a string bean.

589
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and they were all really mean.

590
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 2: So I'm going to bring I'm going to bring it

591
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 2: back with a little bit of wholesome, this wholesomebody love.

592
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: So him, I love you her. You probably say that

593
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: to everyone him, Yes, her? What do you mean? Yes, him?

594
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: I do tell everyone that I love you. Oh that's cute.

595
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: This one might be your favorite. No, but another nice one.

596
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: Her.

597
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: We broke up literally a year ago. Can you please

598
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: stop playing chess with my dad or a messenger? It's

599
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 2: disgusting him. Just because I lost the queen doesn't mean

600
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 2: I have to give up on the king that was good,

601
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: Like that ship, Dad was a king. I love getting

602
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: sweet messageres. I just keep rereading them.

603
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 3: Oh they're just so good.

604
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: They were good. Oh when I was based.

605
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: Actually them kind of hard to find. I think we're out. Yeah, yeah,

606
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: I'm milk today.

607
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: I fucking I got the nipple and I fucking milk

608
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 1: That shit hard when I was looking for him. They

609
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: make me laugh so much.

610
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 2: But we said it last time, we said it on patrons,

611
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: so it's better to stay on this episode. Any GIRLI

612
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: pops find their self at trash dude and want to

613
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: play with him a.

614
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: Little bit, probably don't advocate it.

615
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: But if you want to have a little bit of

616
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: fun and send it to us, I fully advocate if

617
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: he If a guy is I was saying any of

618
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 2: those terrible.

619
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: Things, how many actually, like? Seriously, how often do girls

620
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: get just.

621
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: Like a pickup line?

622
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: DM? Surely often, I reckon, Yeah, it's got to be often.

623
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: Once a week. Go look at the requests, lady, Yeah,

624
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: go look for this shit and just I don't know,

625
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: just say something mean as fuck back. It's any of the.

626
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: Ones that like sexualize you in any way or any

627
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: let's put him in his place. Fuck yeah, teach you

628
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: a lesson latable school. All right, everybody, thank you very

629
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 2: much for listening. If you have enjoyed the episode and

630
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 2: got this far, I think would be the perfect time

631
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,239
Speaker 2: to share the episode on your Instagram story right now

632
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Speaker 2: whilst you're doing that hot girl walk.

633
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're on a hot girl walk, don't forget.

634
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: Share on the Instagram tag Jake and I Personal. We'll

635
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: really share it if you get lucky. Otherwise, we love

636
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: you and thanks for tuning in once again, Thank you

637
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: so much.

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Speaker 1: See your eight