Speaker 1: We got getting the money every day, Gentleman Adelaides absolutely
Speaker 1: mortifying parent moment.
Speaker 2: Okay, so my daughter went for a little playdate at
Speaker 2: her best friend Hugo's house. Okay, so what they decided
Speaker 2: to do and what that entailed was playing with clay
Speaker 2: and making different things beautiful.
Speaker 1: How wholesome, isn't it wholesome?
Speaker 2: I got a text message from my friend who was
Speaker 2: supervising said clay making. She said, whilst Hugo was making
Speaker 2: clay monsters and her daughter was making clay fruit, Harper
Speaker 2: was busy making clay.
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe it. She was making little doodles. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: The text message goes on, she was very proud and
Speaker 2: wanted to take them home. I said I'd send you
Speaker 2: a photo instead, as I didn't really want her to
Speaker 2: take them to school with her.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, imagine explaining that to the teacher. Okay, can
Speaker 1: I have a look. I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: You don't believe it. He's the photo evidence. Check that out.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's a set of cockinballs. That's yeah, that's
Speaker 3: pretty distinguished. Well the detail on that as well. Three
Speaker 3: doodles it's a family that's awesome.
Speaker 2: One of them is orange with a yellow testicle, the
Speaker 2: other one is blue with a blue and a green testicle,
Speaker 2: and the other one's just flat out brown.
Speaker 1: Oh what a gorgeous little family it is too, isn't
Speaker 1: it stunning?
Speaker 2: And so my thoughts immediately went to my sister in
Speaker 2: law Auntie Nat. I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: has got her fingerprint written all over it. And so
Speaker 2: I've slipped her a text and said you're responsible for
Speaker 2: the clay doodles and she said, unfortunately, I have to
Speaker 2: take ownership of that. Not her first time we've done
Speaker 2: Penis Arts and Crafts, and it won't be the last
Speaker 2: proud Auntie moment.
Speaker 1: Well done, Auntie. What is this family that I have
Speaker 1: married into the future? Is strong?
Speaker 3: Isn't it a new village, a new generations?
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know what's in the news today, know
Speaker 1: just what you need to know, what you need to
Speaker 1: know with Jo.
Speaker 2: It's the Lolmost of the things that I want you
Speaker 2: to do with my funeral, and one of them is
Speaker 2: to play that audio just a lot, the eulogy and
Speaker 2: to stop and the top and will go down and
Speaker 2: that'll be it.
Speaker 1: He comes to music, who died here? You or the
Speaker 1: person in the coffin.
Speaker 2: Jody Otti was a kind and and to Shaboozy.
Speaker 3: Yes mate, yes mate, we've lost him. His brain's exploded again.
Speaker 3: Oh anyway, here's what you need to know. And I
Speaker 3: start off with an assal announcement from Virgin Australia.
Speaker 1: This is quite cool. I'm sorry. So in an Australian verse,
Speaker 1: the regulary green light is flashed.
Speaker 2: To bring one small pet dog or cat on Virgin
Speaker 2: Australia domestic flights.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not quite a horse, but it's a small dog
Speaker 3: or a small cat. I'm exactly the same Jones because
Speaker 3: just like babies, guess what, no one.
Speaker 1: Else really thinks your dog is that cute? No, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, oh, my gorge, look
Speaker 1: at him.
Speaker 3: Yet we get it, and I appreciate that you love
Speaker 3: something like that, but you have more love than everyone
Speaker 3: else around you. So for example, when your little dog
Speaker 3: is sitting there and it's whining like a domestic flight,
Speaker 3: that's not cute.
Speaker 1: That's highly irritable.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't know if you take your cat Houston
Speaker 2: in the car, but when I take sit anywhere, she
Speaker 2: just winges in the car simply.
Speaker 3: But I'd say as well, the majority of cats don't
Speaker 3: travel well. They travel really badly. Put them in the
Speaker 3: in a car, they absolutely freak that you know what out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you could whack them with a bit of
Speaker 1: zanax or something, but that's what you have to do.
Speaker 3: We had one cat who he had to travel around
Speaker 3: a couple of times.
Speaker 1: His name's Hudson. Bless him.
Speaker 3: He's passed away, Yeah, to a road accident. It's kidding,
Speaker 3: actually was.
Speaker 1: He got run over?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he couldn't travel, so car would have to sedate
Speaker 3: him right to put him in a car to go somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 3: other cats be more relaxed, but the cats isn't miss just.
Speaker 1: To go in the car. Yeah, okay. Or an ironic
Speaker 1: twist of events that it actually keep Bier invented the
Speaker 1: car got him.
Speaker 3: So maybe you're trying to tell something anyway, small cats,
Speaker 3: more dogs might be able to fly domestically.
Speaker 1: That's good news. Well they've got they'll be in their
Speaker 1: own two rows. So they'll be designated.
Speaker 2: So pets will be required to fit within a pet
Speaker 2: carrier with which the pet must weigh less than eight
Speaker 2: kilograms and fit under the plane seat in front or.
Speaker 1: So it'll be fine. Also, but also imagine all the
Speaker 1: cats in the back.
Speaker 3: Gosh, cats are so obnoxious, and I just imagine they're
Speaker 3: sitting at the back just pitching about.
Speaker 1: Everyone, just knocking on all this humans. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, how overweight that guy? Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 3: Four D just people watching you being absolute genuine little cats.
Speaker 3: If you watched the Footy last night, you might have
Speaker 3: noticed the Channel seven Cometary crew just giving this a
Speaker 3: little bit of stick to the Fox Footy Cometary crew
Speaker 3: via the use of their nicknames.
Speaker 5: Did you know this is?
Speaker 1: But I think this is only just emerged. I think
Speaker 1: it's a new thing. It's a new thing, isn't it.
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 3: Fox Footy commentators have been ordered not to use nicknames
Speaker 3: on their AFL broadcast.
Speaker 1: Why well.
Speaker 3: The directive from Fox aims to ensure viewers, especially new
Speaker 3: or casual fans, aren't confused by colloquial nicknames, which may
Speaker 3: not be immediately recognizable. Some speculate the network wanted to
Speaker 3: adopt them more formal and consistent on air presence, especially
Speaker 3: as it expands cometary cross all games. So Joey Montagna
Speaker 3: has to be called Lee. Nathan Buckley can't be called Bucks.
Speaker 3: It has to be Nathan.
Speaker 1: And the big One.
Speaker 3: Jason Dunstall, oh yeah, can't be called the Chief. He's
Speaker 3: referred to as Jason. That's not right.
Speaker 7: So it's not.
Speaker 2: Like if they banned your nickname in here and I
Speaker 2: had to refer to you as Andrew.
Speaker 1: That's gross, ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you're like, oh, it is strictly Ryan instead
Speaker 3: of Fitzing.
Speaker 1: No, no, it is Ryan. Good morning. Do you write it
Speaker 1: was never going to work? It run now? Because everyone
Speaker 1: has to have a quirky nickname, don't they. That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be something e as well, like hazy. Seriously,
Speaker 3: but that's what This country is connected by its nicknames.
Speaker 3: That is the way that we endear each other to ourselves.
Speaker 3: It's how we make friends. Can you imagine if you've
Speaker 3: got rid of nicknames on the work site?
Speaker 1: Oh god, the trades, Oh no, would be lost.
Speaker 3: Yes, some of the great nicknames Joesy born from the
Speaker 3: trade site.
Speaker 1: Can I give you a few examples? Sure?
Speaker 3: Showbag full of shit. Everyone knows a showbag g spot,
Speaker 3: you can never find him. Golf ball, someone who's hard
Speaker 3: to find, the two stroke, hard to start, always smoking.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows one of them. At a trade site.
Speaker 3: Pothole, always on the road, Harvey Norman, it's been three
Speaker 3: years with no interest. MasterCard someone who always takes credit
Speaker 3: for someone else's work. Hostage someone who is always tied
Speaker 3: up with something. The grenade, always waiting for him to
Speaker 3: pull the pin, bush ranger, always holding everyone else up.
Speaker 3: The broken arrow doesn't work and can't be fired. Everyone
Speaker 3: knows one of them, don't they. My goodness, someone who
Speaker 3: just does nothing but for some reason never gets fired.
Speaker 3: Absolutely the broken arrow, and my favorite one egon as
Speaker 3: in where has gone again gone?
Speaker 1: So there you go. Don't bear nicknames, Fox grow up
Speaker 1: for goodness sake.
Speaker 3: Coming up this morning on Nova, we speak to Ryan
Speaker 3: Fitzgerald for Ryan Friday. It's Jody and Andrew.
Speaker 2: We've been having a bit of fun talking about this
Speaker 2: this week because it is the quirky things that you
Speaker 2: do to your food. Case in point, I will not
Speaker 2: eat a full chicken pie. If on the rare occasion
Speaker 2: I have a pie, I will take off the lid
Speaker 2: lids off.
Speaker 1: Jose's a crow supporters.
Speaker 2: Lids off the pie and I will get a spoon
Speaker 2: and I will eat the inner bit. I don't know,
Speaker 2: because I've got foodishoes on my foodishes, and i just
Speaker 2: think the pastry is really.
Speaker 1: Bad for you.
Speaker 3: So you're not eating the lead, ditching the lead.
Speaker 2: The lid and the outer casing as well. So I'm
Speaker 2: essentially just eating the filling of the pipe.
Speaker 1: That is just that's not right, ridiculous. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. That's so defending it.
Speaker 3: Like if you went to a really famous pastor and
Speaker 3: you took one of their pies and did that that
Speaker 3: feel the baker?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just mortified.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you've got a nutty little son who does
Speaker 2: something similar though.
Speaker 1: Yes, one and a half. We took him for a
Speaker 1: walk the other day and went to the bake.
Speaker 3: I'm got a little fun bun and I've never seen
Speaker 3: someone so perfectly eat the icing off. And as he's
Speaker 3: pushing round, he just puts the bun up, passes it
Speaker 3: back to me and Dad knocks it off.
Speaker 1: That's where we're at. He's a genuine little sugar monster.
Speaker 2: He's in the bram he's licked off the icing and
Speaker 2: then he's handed you the rest of the bun so
Speaker 2: Dad can eat it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, how dare you think I'm going Now?
Speaker 2: We spoke to Alex Neil bulland too, and he he
Speaker 2: does something very very strange with his rice crackers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a mad salt vinegar fan.
Speaker 8: And there's a brand out there, Peckish, Yes, and that's
Speaker 8: got a great balance of good salt but high vinegar.
Speaker 8: And anytime you have a little tickle in the throat
Speaker 8: or people gargle or have a.
Speaker 1: Lemon ginger tea, I don't do that.
Speaker 8: I go straight to the saltvin Peckish and I double
Speaker 8: look at double side, so lick the vinegar, lick the
Speaker 8: salt side, and then put it down the gob. And
Speaker 8: I'm telling I wake up the next day filling a
Speaker 8: million bucksga. Whatever's working, it's working, Ballex Newble and he's
Speaker 8: excelling at life.
Speaker 1: Two things, Okay, what about him comparing the salt to
Speaker 1: vinegar ratio.
Speaker 3: It's got high vinegar ratio. It's never been using the
Speaker 3: sentence before.
Speaker 1: That is intense.
Speaker 2: And also the fact that he thinks that Peckish salt
Speaker 2: and vinegar crackers and the new penicillin and they will
Speaker 2: cure all ailments.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Let's do this.
Speaker 2: What's the quirky things you do to your food? Do
Speaker 2: you dismantle your food before you eat it? Like me
Speaker 2: with my pie? It's like a full construction process. Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten, let's do this this morning?
Speaker 1: Are you doing?
Speaker 4: Hey, you guys, how are you?
Speaker 1: Legend? How are Yeah? We're good?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 1: What do you do with your food?
Speaker 4: It's actually not me, it's my partner. She actually eats
Speaker 4: ice cream with a fork. This is the strangest thing
Speaker 4: I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1: Does she have an explanation for this behavior?
Speaker 4: Chad, No, it's just something that she's done as a child,
Speaker 4: as a kid and just kept with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she knows no other way. But doesn't it when
Speaker 1: it melts?
Speaker 4: That's my question as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least with a spoon, you're catching all the
Speaker 2: melty bits.
Speaker 4: So I'll prepare a bowl of listerry and bring it
Speaker 4: out to her, and I always put a spoon and
Speaker 4: let's just habit. And then she just looks at me, like,
Speaker 4: where's the fork?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's gas Lardi. It's best Chad, you're the widow,
Speaker 3: not her. Because she usual spoon.
Speaker 2: Chad, thanks so much for you call. Let's go to
Speaker 2: Taylor from Port no Longer South. Good morning, Taylor, good.
Speaker 9: Morning gods, how are you good?
Speaker 1: What are you doing to your caramel sliced style? So
Speaker 1: I will eat it in sections.
Speaker 4: I'll have the chocolate first, and then the biscuit babe,
Speaker 4: and then the camel last.
Speaker 1: Turn into a three course meal. That's perfect, absolutely deconstructed
Speaker 1: caramel's lights.
Speaker 2: My question for you is if you're taking away the
Speaker 2: basis of the caramels last, that is the hard chocolate
Speaker 2: and the biscuity bit, how on earth is the gooey
Speaker 2: bit holding together?
Speaker 1: I just put it in a bowl and I was
Speaker 1: saying for last, do you know what the camel slaice
Speaker 1: connocurs will tell you. Don't do it, but don't listen.
Speaker 1: Way to eat it. That's what run your own race style?
Speaker 1: You revolutionize the caramel slaves rot onto you. Well, don't
Speaker 1: thank you, Taylor. Sandra from Greenwick, what are you doing
Speaker 1: to your food?
Speaker 9: I love sausage rolls. Good morning.
Speaker 1: Then I sit there and I'll peel all the pastry
Speaker 1: back and then as the meat is exposed, and I
Speaker 1: eat it till all the sausage.
Speaker 9: Rolls appears very good.
Speaker 1: It's perfect, my fellow pastry sister, I love it, Sandra.
Speaker 1: I was sitting with some friends and they were going,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know everything? Why do our brains want to
Speaker 3: deconstruct things and eat it like that?
Speaker 1: We didn't never whack it anymouth.
Speaker 3: I sort of feel like we look at me like, well,
Speaker 3: that could be individualized and we can enjoy all those
Speaker 3: different Agreeted.
Speaker 2: Separately Laila from broad View, good morning, Good morning, Okay,
Speaker 2: what are you doing to your burgers?
Speaker 1: So it's not me, it's my brothers, bloody brothers hu yuck.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they appearl everything off the first the bun then,
Speaker 9: but they only.
Speaker 1: Have ah boys think, am I right?
Speaker 9: Laida? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, thanks Leilah, Thank you so much for people
Speaker 2: really appreciate that. Jane from Wwson Lakes, What are you
Speaker 2: doing to your sandwiches?
Speaker 9: I like to have choosing onion chips with cheese and
Speaker 9: pickle onions on it.
Speaker 1: No, you don't lunch? How often we doing this? Joe?
Speaker 9: Now that I'm old, It's not as much, but I
Speaker 9: do enjoy it really, especially when the bread's a really fresh.
Speaker 9: We get it, and it's really soft and crystal only
Speaker 9: around the crust area.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 3: There's two things I've never understood, and that is one
Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands very britt And I've also I've never
Speaker 3: understood chips in a sandwich.
Speaker 1: Well, does it have to be like sliced bread? Going
Speaker 1: to be a role as well?
Speaker 9: Jane, Yeah, it could be either. I used to have
Speaker 9: it in a role as a kid at school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just kept with me.
Speaker 5: It's just a favorite, okay occasionally.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you hang on. Wait, so you've got cheese
Speaker 1: and onion, chips, pickles and what was the other thing?
Speaker 1: And just slice of cheese sliced Jane. Double down.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to ask a question for Jane on
Speaker 2: behalf of all the chips and sandwiches lovers.
Speaker 1: Now, Jane, do you put butter on this as well?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm a I'm sorry I don't. But
Speaker 1: some people I know, we'll just have bread, butter and chips.
Speaker 1: It's Jane we're talking about, Okay, very wholesome. She's classier
Speaker 1: than that. She doesn't put the butter on there. She's
Speaker 1: having in touch with their cholesterol as well.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jane, do we take one more? Claire from Salisbury?
Speaker 2: This is the egg chat that I've been craving.
Speaker 1: Claire. What does your seven year old do?
Speaker 9: He eats a.
Speaker 3: Boiled egg like an apple, So he eats the shell
Speaker 3: and the eggs.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's built different, that's for sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He said he likes the texture and it's disgusting to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, who is your son? Is a David Goggins?
Speaker 1: Whoa Claire? Can you film it? You need? We need
Speaker 1: to see it. That's such a visual. Could you please
Speaker 1: film it and send it to us?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I can do that, Okay, Charlie will give
Speaker 2: you all the details.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely extraordinary. Does he know that that egg
Speaker 1: shell's been up a chalk's but im or not?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 9: But I have googled it.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's very nutritional and okay because it's been boiled. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. Boiling stuff gets rid of all the bad things,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. I heard cho it's like choc block full
Speaker 1: of colts in the eggshell. Were going to see something
Speaker 1: about the chook's bolting chocolate blot. Poor joy of work.
Speaker 3: Fridays on a Friday is just a treat but also
Speaker 3: fits on a Friday when the Crows are playing that night.
Speaker 1: HiT's just a little bit different, it doesn't it. This
Speaker 1: is a bit of anxiety, nervous.
Speaker 10: Having slept last night didn't help that it was electric
Speaker 10: circus the.
Speaker 1: Whole time.
Speaker 8: Still open.
Speaker 10: Is it still going? I wouldn't know because I'm at
Speaker 10: the Rocket Bar as we speak. We could, we could
Speaker 10: go back the Royal, the Victoria Hotel.
Speaker 5: I mean, we could go back to Lennies if you want.
Speaker 5: But we're not going that far, are we.
Speaker 3: Len's ages ago My mine was marble bar, so we're
Speaker 3: a marble Sometimes you'd see the great Wayne Carey in
Speaker 3: the corner.
Speaker 5: Let just leave it actually just on my own Carrey
Speaker 5: toilet duck.
Speaker 4: There you have.
Speaker 10: You guys been talking about sledging this week after the
Speaker 10: Tom Papley stuff.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 10: The first ever sledge that I got in AFL was
Speaker 10: from Wayne Carey and where it was a trial game
Speaker 10: against North Melbourne and I took my first ever mark
Speaker 10: for the Sydney's fans and I thought I'm on here.
Speaker 10: I was fifty five meters out and I still remember
Speaker 10: there was a cut of Leeds coming Plugger was there?
Speaker 5: But someone was right on his tail. Hazy.
Speaker 10: But I remember in my mind the whole time my
Speaker 10: dad used to say to me, God, if you think
Speaker 10: you can kick it, have a shot, make out you're.
Speaker 5: Going to pass off, but never do.
Speaker 1: Have a shot.
Speaker 5: So I thought, I'll have a shot here.
Speaker 10: So I've gone back fifty five out and behind me
Speaker 10: I heard and it was the toilet duck.
Speaker 1: I heard, who the are you?
Speaker 10: And I could tell it was his voice straight away,
Speaker 10: and he goes, mate, what number eight? Number eighteen? Does
Speaker 10: anyone know who this guy is? You're having a shot
Speaker 10: from fifty five and he's going Tony Lockett's right there.
Speaker 10: I would kick it to him if I was, And
Speaker 10: I thought in my mind, I'm going to go back
Speaker 10: and slot this and stick it right up him. Sprayed it,
Speaker 10: sprayed it out on the fall, and everyone had a
Speaker 10: bit of a chuckle.
Speaker 1: And that was my sledge. Ox Gerald, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sound advice. I'm going to make it. Called Lispa
Speaker 3: who played for Freeer. He's got a similar story with
Speaker 3: Buddy Franklin, almost exact same thing, except Buddy did the
Speaker 3: old school said turn around, Sun, turn around, watch your
Speaker 3: number thirty four.
Speaker 1: Al Right, I'll look that up two foot tall.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, the crows are quite literally flying at the moment.
Speaker 2: What is seventy do a story about the three headed
Speaker 2: monster or something during the world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're just got
Speaker 5: to keep a lid on it.
Speaker 10: It's funny that the Melbourne media have been ignoring us
Speaker 10: for so long, which I don't mind. But now all
Speaker 10: of a sudden and now there's story after story. Caine said,
Speaker 10: for some reason, we're lifting more weights than anyone else
Speaker 10: and breaking more tackles and now it's all coming after Adelaide.
Speaker 10: So the boys, this is going to be a tough
Speaker 10: one because there's going to be more pressure on them
Speaker 10: now that they're playing better football. They've got to keep
Speaker 10: their heads and just in your mind, you've got to
Speaker 10: say to yourself, let's just do what we're doing at
Speaker 10: training every single week because it seems to be working.
Speaker 5: They are a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so keep a lid on it, he says.
Speaker 3: And if you're wondering tonight why clawed the crow is
Speaker 3: now six foot six, there's someone in particular who's now
Speaker 3: clawed the crow.
Speaker 1: That's you just not keeping a lid on things.
Speaker 10: Oh I know now I have been you know what,
Speaker 10: like your Stephen Rowe downstairs.
Speaker 5: He took the lid off around about three or four
Speaker 5: months ago.
Speaker 10: So we just we need to stay calm because the
Speaker 10: finals are a different are a different kettle of fish.
Speaker 5: But I'm pretty confident.
Speaker 10: God, if we can get if we can finish top
Speaker 10: two and get two home finals and a double chance,
Speaker 10: yes we could be there in September.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: The formal way from home isn't as good as at
Speaker 2: home obviously, so if you're playing too finals at Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Over, she's going to be hard to be.
Speaker 5: God, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Listen eusy water pleasure, good luck tonight. Keep a lid
Speaker 1: on it, dull and yeah, thanks so much for catching
Speaker 1: up with us again.
Speaker 5: I love you guys, sir.
Speaker 1: You know her as Fiery Irene on Home and Away.
Speaker 1: I'm the flipping victim here.
Speaker 2: She's been part of Summer Base fabric, having portrayed Irene
Speaker 2: for nearly four thousand episodes over thirty two years.
Speaker 1: And she's up for Australian TV.
Speaker 2: He's highest on her this week the Gold LOGI a
Speaker 2: huge welcome to the beloved TV fan favorite legion. Get
Speaker 2: it girlie.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's very.
Speaker 9: Hard to live up to you guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Oh Lynn, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: It's such a pleasure to speak to you, and I
Speaker 2: have to watching your last couple of episodes go to
Speaker 2: war at the moment, I've been I've cried more than once.
Speaker 9: We really thought it was a story worth telling because
Speaker 9: it's such a pertinent thing at the moment. We all
Speaker 9: know someone or have known people that are, you know,
Speaker 9: suffering with Alzheimer's, So we just thought it was a
Speaker 9: really apt path for Irons to go down. But of
Speaker 9: course we don't know what happens at the end yet. No,
Speaker 9: I can't tell you no, otherwise I'd have to kill you, yes,
Speaker 9: and that wouldn't be good for anyone.
Speaker 2: But it's actually really cleverly done because it gives you
Speaker 2: a great excuse to go back to the archives and
Speaker 2: revisit all the storylines.
Speaker 1: Can you You've had some haircuts, haven't you, Lynn?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you very much Jodie for noticing, and
Speaker 9: no one else thinks. I just thought, is it just me?
Speaker 9: I've had more haircut, hairstyles, and I've had hot meals
Speaker 9: over the years. Some were good, some were disasters. But
Speaker 9: you know, what are you going to do over fifty
Speaker 9: three years? Yes, certainly I've done it all, from Red Bobs,
Speaker 9: the Blonde Pixies to god knows weird looking mullets.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean you would know, but it just sort
Speaker 3: of feels like from the outside looking in the position
Speaker 3: that you've got yourself in in this character and also
Speaker 3: characters like our I don't think that'll happen again. With
Speaker 3: the way that TV's heading were, there will be people
Speaker 3: coming through that will say I grew up with Lynn,
Speaker 3: I grew up with alf and I feel like I
Speaker 3: know you. I don't think people in the future will
Speaker 3: have connection like you guys brought to us.
Speaker 9: Oh, that's very nice of you to say. We've just
Speaker 9: been so blessed. We know, it's like we've won the
Speaker 9: acting lottery. It's quite extraordinary. And like you say, I
Speaker 9: don't think it's going to be something that's going to
Speaker 9: happen again in a hurry with the particularly with I
Speaker 9: suppose streaming being such a big thing. I think you're
Speaker 9: absolutely right, But it's such a blessing and I do
Speaker 9: not for one minute take it for granted that I've
Speaker 9: been on the one show, playing the one character, living
Speaker 9: a life for thirty three years in front of Australian
Speaker 9: audiences and well audiences worldwide. So yeah, I do not
Speaker 9: take it for granted one single minute. But having said that,
Speaker 9: I knew when it was time to move on. I
Speaker 9: knew when I did the play last year. I thought
Speaker 9: this is where I started. I started in theater and
Speaker 9: touring actually, and I thought, you know what I now,
Speaker 9: while I've still got my marbles, while I'm still wearing
Speaker 9: my underwear on the inside of my clothes, I just
Speaker 9: I want to do more theater.
Speaker 2: Filming Home and Away must be extraordinary. When everyone's in
Speaker 2: a bikini on the beach and I presume it's about
Speaker 2: eight degrees.
Speaker 9: Yes, try three. Yes, it looked, honestly in the middle
Speaker 9: of window night. And this has been quite a brutal
Speaker 9: winter here in Sydney, spooker enough. They've never invited me
Speaker 9: to wear a bikini on the bench that's on there,
Speaker 9: But you know, I'm dealing with it. I'm in therapy.
Speaker 9: But yeah, I've never had to worry about the bikini
Speaker 9: thing that I know a lot of the young ones
Speaker 9: and the boys too, and their budget smugglers aren't real
Speaker 9: happy about it either.
Speaker 1: It's tough when you've got the budgies on three degrees.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that, Tipling.
Speaker 3: Oh, we are gearing up for an emotional and unmissable farewell.
Speaker 1: We know that's going to go down in some of
Speaker 1: a history.
Speaker 3: Home and Away seven pm Monday to Thursday on seven
Speaker 3: and seven plus. Lynn mcgrange up. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for your time and also good luck. You absolutely deserve
Speaker 3: to walk away with a gold LOGI this weekend.
Speaker 9: Well, thank you, Thank you so much, guys and thanks.
Speaker 9: I just want to thank everyone listening, the people who
Speaker 9: have supported It's been unbelievable. I'm honestly humbled and honored.
Speaker 9: It's just been lovely and win, lose or draw, it's
Speaker 9: been a fabulous ride and I've been and I'm very
Speaker 9: blessed and I loved it.
Speaker 11: Wrong battles, Yes, fierce little competition we'd like to call
Speaker 11: Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 3: It's a chance for you, the listener, to choose the music.
Speaker 3: But something feels off this morning, Joe's Something's right. What's
Speaker 3: happening here?
Speaker 6: Not right?
Speaker 1: When the Big Boss Josh comes into the studio and says,
Speaker 1: we need to talk. He says, right, get me on air,
Speaker 1: all right, I want to be on He demanded it
Speaker 1: to know what he's on. Something's going on. Because he
Speaker 1: refuses to.
Speaker 2: Go, we have to drag him kicking and screaming to
Speaker 2: talk on the radio. Okay, Boss Josh, what's happened?
Speaker 7: Well, we've actually never had this happen before in Battle
Speaker 7: of the Bangers.
Speaker 1: What history making it is?
Speaker 7: We have had so many weeks where there's just been,
Speaker 7: you know, a few votes separating both songs. But on
Speaker 7: this occasion, yes, we have had two hundred and ninety
Speaker 7: two votes to your song, Hazy.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that would be this.
Speaker 5: Drawgeous a little song.
Speaker 1: I take that. Two ninety two votes.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's ninety two votes to yours. Guess how
Speaker 1: many votes we had for Jody about four? You're oh,
Speaker 1: it's a whitewash. It's the biggest whitewash in history.
Speaker 7: We had two hundred and ninety two votes for.
Speaker 1: Gosh, it's a draw. Have we never had a draw
Speaker 1: before in Battle of the Banger's history. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do they say? It's like dancing with
Speaker 1: this hister isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, different views if you're from Tasmania and you are
Speaker 3: from Tasmania. But for me, I don't like to dance
Speaker 3: with my sister, So I'm not sure how to feel
Speaker 3: about this in this space.
Speaker 1: Do we get one point each? What happens? Do we
Speaker 1: play one song two songs?
Speaker 7: You can get a point each. But I think we
Speaker 7: just played both songs. Clearly everyone liked both.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that what we're doing? We're going back like
Speaker 1: a mash up or separately? No, I think we're going together.
Speaker 1: I think we're going together. That was awful. We're trying
Speaker 1: to mix that, trying to dj it up?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 1: Can I go first? Jokes? You're in contract? Real good?
Speaker 3: All right, so you're going to have spice girls spice
Speaker 3: up your life, followed by handsome umbob.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's your battle the bangers. I have
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: It is around about this time of day where we
Speaker 2: get a little bit loose, also borderline, kind of delirious, incoherent,
Speaker 2: And it was.
Speaker 1: About this time yesterday that things just really went pear shape.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, this is a feedback session.
Speaker 2: I can say they actually everything went us up. I
Speaker 2: don't know why I don't know how, but it was
Speaker 2: mistake after mistake after mistake.
Speaker 1: And what do we do with mistakes? We celebrate them.
Speaker 1: We celebrate them, we highlight them, and we really really
Speaker 1: drill down on them. Yeah, and I'm just in this
Speaker 1: little montage. Have a listen for the moment where Hazy
Speaker 1: just completely and utterly forgets the English language. It's right
Speaker 1: before shaboozing. You just stopped talking. You just ceased to talk.
Speaker 3: To a lot of people. And so many people slide
Speaker 3: into my damns and ask no one has ever done that. Literally,
Speaker 3: I do have mates that are like, so, so what happens?
Speaker 3: You got to talk up to when the person sings
Speaker 3: like yeah, there's like a counter, it's like usually fifteen
Speaker 3: to twenty seconds. There's pressure when sometimes you're like, I've
Speaker 3: got a lot to get out in the next five
Speaker 3: to six seconds.
Speaker 1: Sometimes my brains sometimes you don't have anything to say either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you got a pad.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the brain's not good enough to hit the post. Yes,
Speaker 3: all right, there's a prime example coming up with this.
Speaker 3: Here's what not to do, Ramelda Aiken. George has announced
Speaker 3: after eighteen seasons and two hundred and forty five games,
Speaker 3: across three clubs.
Speaker 2: Her time on the court is up or an absolute
Speaker 2: champion of the game, and she will be very sorely
Speaker 2: missed as the search for a replacement who is that
Speaker 2: good begins and I don't know what we're going to
Speaker 2: do without our go to Ramelda Elkins at Aikens.
Speaker 3: Nine to fifteen vending machine quiz. Some great prices up
Speaker 3: and goes, but also the chips. I would encourage you
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 1: For a while. I guess here as well. Killer, you're
Speaker 1: a massive dirty dancing fan. Absolutely, it's a good movie.
Speaker 1: Far out nineteen eighty seven. What's that coming up to
Speaker 1: years old?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 2: He's letter between a seed and number between two and
Speaker 2: six fleets h.
Speaker 6: Oh, no anger between A and C I N C
Speaker 6: sorry b B B and a letter two and six
Speaker 6: and the number number seven b on between between between
Speaker 6: one and six.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 5: Okay, we got there.
Speaker 3: We've got Beto, sweet baby, Jesus. It took a while,
Speaker 3: but we've got there.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's going on. Mercury is in retrograde.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. Things go peshaped.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know what that means at all, but
Speaker 3: I agree with you. I'll explain it to you as
Speaker 3: agree with you. Nine fifteen Venue Machine quiz Bang on time.
Speaker 3: Let's go to its first question. Ready, what's the capital
Speaker 3: of China?
Speaker 1: China?
Speaker 3: Do you know the answer to this? Straight off the top? Okay,
Speaker 3: because I don't educate me. What is the capital of China,