Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swun Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, welcome to chew to you.
Speaker 1: Tuesday, Jack Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Look it's happened. Cosmopolitan has arrived on my desk.
Speaker 1: Who the note?
Speaker 2: What did you just say? Who's that on the front?
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 2: That makes me feel a lot better because I thought
Speaker 2: this is like back to the future. Finally there is
Speaker 2: a face on the cover of a magazine that I've
Speaker 2: never seen before, Aisha Madden, And I just thought that
Speaker 2: was me. But you agree with me?
Speaker 1: No, I have no idea who that is? Tom and
Speaker 1: myian idiot? Do you know who that is?
Speaker 2: Ayesha Madden?
Speaker 1: Who is she? She's from Heartbreak High on Netflix. She's amazing, Okay, fantastic.
Speaker 2: Well, excuse me while I open the sealed section. It
Speaker 2: says there is a position that you must try, and
Speaker 2: I'm hoping it's part time receptionist.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I get what you mean. Hey,
Speaker 1: We've got a massive show today. The Great Marty Fox
Speaker 1: from the Block is going to join us live in
Speaker 1: the studio after three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Finally we get to meet him.
Speaker 1: We've been trying to track him down. Next though to
Speaker 1: do list Tuesday.
Speaker 2: The Crazy swan show, let's open out to do lists, Jack,
Speaker 2: Let's do it swarning to do list Tuesday. I always
Speaker 2: forget who goes first here?
Speaker 1: You will me you, because then if it's super depressing,
Speaker 1: I hope to inject a little bit of life back
Speaker 1: into the segment.
Speaker 2: I mean that makes perfect sense because I am responsible
Speaker 2: for so many people and you are not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that like it's pretty great if I'm honest.
Speaker 2: Never change it, really? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think I will.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you will either. Yeah, let's kick
Speaker 2: off with this one. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go click and collect pegs, leggings and T shirt from
Speaker 2: came up for her school play.
Speaker 1: Okay, look the school play bit. I'm interested in what's
Speaker 1: the play and what character is she?
Speaker 2: Well, she doesn't want okay, she wants to disappear. But
Speaker 2: I said, I use the sea word.
Speaker 1: And what's that?
Speaker 2: I said, it's compulsory. I don't like the idea of compulsory.
Speaker 2: We've never talked about that.
Speaker 1: Nor do I do not tell me what I can
Speaker 1: and I do agree, And but do you know what
Speaker 1: if it's something I want to do, the minute you
Speaker 1: associate that word with it, I automatically then don't want
Speaker 1: to do it?
Speaker 2: Yes, and also compulsory. What if I'm sick? What are
Speaker 2: you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could lie. Okay, what about this one? This is
Speaker 2: an important one. I've been wanting to make a crembroulet
Speaker 2: four years. It's my favorite dessert. Yes, you're wondering what
Speaker 2: it is if you're going, oh, I've heard about that,
Speaker 2: but I do know what it is. It's like a beautiful,
Speaker 2: creamy custard with visible flex of vanilla in it, and
Speaker 2: then a layer of By the way, I'm not explaining
Speaker 2: this to you, I know you know, you around a Creanbrola,
Speaker 2: Hello Fran. And then on the top is like a
Speaker 2: hard toffee that you crack with the bat of the
Speaker 2: back of a.
Speaker 1: Spoon, which is fun. That's the funnest part of.
Speaker 2: The Desert's so fun. But isn't it so delicious. It's
Speaker 2: the greatest dessert. So I've bought this to make my
Speaker 2: dreams come true. It's the Deluxe Cooks blow torch.
Speaker 1: I was about to call it a flame thrower, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: It needs but tane exactly. And I've googled it and
Speaker 2: I've spoken to a very confused man at a Homewar's
Speaker 2: store who was just like, are you okay? Do you
Speaker 2: want me to call it? Do I call the authorities?
Speaker 2: Because I was going I can't work it out, Roger,
Speaker 2: I've had this thing for ages. What is beauty? Anyway,
Speaker 2: I've brought it in so that you can help me.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, that looks fun. We may set the studio alight,
Speaker 1: but hey, well.
Speaker 2: Not if we don't have but tane. It's missing the gas.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And the last thing I've brought you in some cookies,
Speaker 2: and my to do list was do not forget. Look
Speaker 2: at how perfect they are.
Speaker 1: Wow, you could sell them at a stall.
Speaker 2: These are the ones that I did make for Peg
Speaker 2: to sell during lockdown. She made a fortune. Anyway, I've
Speaker 2: brought them in for you and you'll love them. And
Speaker 2: there's one for you tom as well.
Speaker 1: Are they laced with anything? Yepat I was hoping so
Speaker 1: rat poison.
Speaker 2: I'll do anything for a day. All right, What have
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 1: I've just got two things Acro's outfit because this weekend
Speaker 1: I know I have well, I'm representing out of this show.
Speaker 1: You and I at the Radio Awards because you're not.
Speaker 2: Going You're very good to do that.
Speaker 1: I know I've got some friends in Sydney I want
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 2: But also I didn't know that you were going to
Speaker 2: do that. If I had known, I feel like this
Speaker 2: is shady. Why I had known that you were going,
Speaker 2: then I would have gone, because I'm a good girl
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: Bs. No, you wouldn't. I would have Okay, do you
Speaker 1: mean to ask Sarah if we can too late now?
Speaker 1: I reckon we could get you flights in a colm.
Speaker 2: No, it's too late with the kids.
Speaker 1: Anyway. That's this weekend your awards. Yeah, one of the
Speaker 1: more boring nights of the world. But that's okay. And
Speaker 1: then the second thing is purchase new red wine glasses
Speaker 1: because I've got to do some content from one of
Speaker 1: my favorite wine brands.
Speaker 2: Are you a stemless guy or a stem guy?
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you asked Christie Swine. I'm very strong
Speaker 1: on this. Your red wine glass must have a stem.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Stemless is so I don't want to say bogan, but
Speaker 1: it's just so like predictable.
Speaker 2: It was great when it came out, but yeah, it
Speaker 2: just feels like a cordial glass. Eventually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to stem I want to feel classy.
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Speaker 2: Where's the worst place you've broken down? That's the question
Speaker 2: we're asking you, And I'm not going to give you
Speaker 2: any more information than that because it's up to It's
Speaker 2: up you to decide what we're talking about. I've read
Speaker 2: a little headline here from you written, Yes, ben Affleck
Speaker 2: and son breakdown, where's the worst place you've broken down?
Speaker 2: I was just reading that in my own little head
Speaker 2: and I went, where is the worst, most inconvenient place
Speaker 2: I've had a full nervous breakdown? Where is the worst
Speaker 2: I've got it, I've got a story. I got a story.
Speaker 2: Then I went, Ben Affleck and his son have had
Speaker 2: a nervous breakdown. Those poor guys. Anyway, then you bring
Speaker 2: it up, Jack, You go, we're going to do that.
Speaker 2: We're going to do the breakdown stuff. And I said, yeah, yeh,
Speaker 2: I've got a story where I've had a bad nervous breakdown,
Speaker 2: very very inconvenient.
Speaker 1: And I looked at you and I said, no, Swanny,
Speaker 1: Ben's broken down in his electric forward bronchos on the
Speaker 1: side of a highway. And for months you and I
Speaker 1: have often off air discussed like the worst places our
Speaker 1: cars have broken down, and we were like, I was
Speaker 1: just like, yep, this is a great ind to talk
Speaker 1: about this. God, you were about to tell us about
Speaker 1: a full panic attack, which quite frankly, I'm here for.
Speaker 1: So please in lights.
Speaker 2: About this thirteen twenty four to ten, whatever story you
Speaker 2: want to give us, if your car is broken down
Speaker 2: in an inconvenient spot, or in fact you have broken
Speaker 2: down in an inconvenient spot like I did at the
Speaker 2: Koina Waters Hotel, where is that? So the Quina Waters
Speaker 2: Hotel is on the Nicklan Way on the Sunshine Coast,
Speaker 2: And just when you ask me that question, where is
Speaker 2: the most inconvenient place you've had a nervous breakout? I
Speaker 2: was taken straight back to the deck out there. And
Speaker 2: what happened was it was soon after big brother, and
Speaker 2: my whole life was different and overwhelming, and I was
Speaker 2: starting it's already started at this radio station. I didn't
Speaker 2: know anything about radio. I didn't know how to be
Speaker 2: a celebrity. I didn't know how to deal with everybody
Speaker 2: knowing who I was, particularly in a small town. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I had to do this like host an event
Speaker 2: for the radio station that I was working at.
Speaker 1: In front of people, like public speaking. Yes, there is
Speaker 1: nothing more nerve wracking than public speaking.
Speaker 2: But now whatever, I'm so used to it. It's been
Speaker 2: over twenty years.
Speaker 1: But back then, back then, I was.
Speaker 2: A very quiet, unskilled person, and I had to do
Speaker 2: all this stuff. Anyway, that night, I had a nervous
Speaker 2: breakdown at the Khita Water's Hotel and I had to
Speaker 2: scurry off to my vehicle in the car park. And
Speaker 2: I got in trouble for it from.
Speaker 1: What did you actually execute the duties that you were
Speaker 1: there to do before the breakdown?
Speaker 2: I did? And then I was supposed to mingle for
Speaker 2: four or five hours after time. I know, but that
Speaker 2: was before I had good contracts. Anyway, I you know,
Speaker 2: I was mingling and then I just started to cry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and when and I thought, what am I doing? My God,
Speaker 2: I'm crying. I'm crying in public I've lost my mind,
Speaker 2: and then I went to the.
Speaker 1: Car, And when did you get in trouble the next
Speaker 1: day or that evening.
Speaker 2: The next day?
Speaker 1: By But like, what did they say? How do you
Speaker 1: get angered at someone that.
Speaker 2: Was in the play? With the idea behind sort of
Speaker 2: tolerance and understanding of mental health has come a long
Speaker 2: way in twenty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: That was seen as really naughty and unprofessional. But I
Speaker 2: was like, I had no choice. I just started to
Speaker 2: cry and I removed myself.
Speaker 1: Well they should have been thankful because it could have
Speaker 1: been a lot more dramatic.
Speaker 2: And like two in the morning and oh god, it
Speaker 2: was crazy. Of course what was going to happen, But
Speaker 2: that was a very inconvenient place to have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 1: Well, Ben Affleck and his son have broken down in
Speaker 1: what they have described as a tiffany blue colored electric
Speaker 1: Ford Bronco swaddy on the side of the freeway. They
Speaker 1: were both in like quite formal attire.
Speaker 2: Oh, they must have been on their way to a
Speaker 2: divorce here, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then they just made their way into a convenience
Speaker 1: store and hung out. So thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 1: where is the worst place your vehicle has broken down, or.
Speaker 2: Your mental health?
Speaker 1: Where is the worst place you've had a full menty Bee?
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Well, our
Speaker 2: prayers go out for Ben Affleck and his son, whose
Speaker 2: car broke down on a freeway. Almost feel so sad
Speaker 2: for people, but also so excited to be in a
Speaker 2: car that works and zipping past them. Sucker, You're like,
Speaker 2: oh God, that looks awful. Seah.
Speaker 1: Do you know I've never had a breakdown in my
Speaker 1: eleven years of driving?
Speaker 2: And what about a nervous breakdown?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: What are your little breakdowns look like? Not your car ones, obviously,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Just trying to find the closest valium?
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you medicate? I never had vallium? Get something?
Speaker 2: All right, we're talking about the worst place you've ever
Speaker 2: broken down? High Tony with an eye?
Speaker 4: Hello, how are you, Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm so good? Where have you broken down?
Speaker 4: I broke down at a McDonald's drive through just when
Speaker 4: I got to the window to get my order for
Speaker 4: my daughter who was at a piano lesson, and my
Speaker 4: car just died.
Speaker 2: You are lucky that the cars behind you didn't pull
Speaker 2: you out of the driver's seat and beat you up.
Speaker 4: Well, once they moved me into the waiting bay, which
Speaker 4: was just the guys in the store had to push
Speaker 4: me to the waiting bay. But because there was only
Speaker 4: one waiting base and I was slightly angled, I got
Speaker 4: the silkiest looks from every single driver that came through
Speaker 4: that drive through. It's not to say move your car
Speaker 4: and then did you have to call?
Speaker 2: And did you have to call roadside assistance or whatever?
Speaker 2: And then they.
Speaker 4: Followed the block to call a tow truck. I had
Speaker 4: to sit there for three and a half hours waiting
Speaker 4: for the tow truck.
Speaker 2: The last he had access to large fries And that
Speaker 2: is good, exactly right.
Speaker 1: Did they give you some freemak as Tony for your hardship?
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 4: Actually they did offer a drink and I did go
Speaker 4: in and luckily I had my books. So I sat
Speaker 4: there like a complete loser, sitting in the.
Speaker 1: Job at nightline Farmers voucher for you, Tony.
Speaker 2: Hi back, where did your car break down?
Speaker 5: Oh Christie, it was terrible. I'll tell you. I was
Speaker 5: on my way home from UNI and I broke down
Speaker 5: in the middle of Queen's Way, which is essentially a
Speaker 5: freeway coming into the main Kingsway entrance in Melbourne, and
Speaker 5: I was in the middle lane, peak hour traffic, trucks,
Speaker 5: everything all around me beeping. I just cried. Thankfully someone
Speaker 5: turned around and actually helped me push my car off
Speaker 5: to decide while I waited, same as as Tony, three
Speaker 5: hours for a tow truck. You wouldn't believe it. A
Speaker 5: week later, exactly the same spot what I drove down again,
Speaker 5: But thankfully I knew to drive in the left hand
Speaker 5: side the second time around, and so while I waited
Speaker 5: for the second toe truck, I drank the alcohol that
Speaker 5: I had purchased on my way home from the then
Speaker 5: wore breakdown on the passer seat, you know, in case.
Speaker 2: Absolutely hey think you know I am not the sort
Speaker 2: of I'm a very caring and kind per I'm not
Speaker 2: the sort of person that will stop and help you
Speaker 2: when your car has broken down. The people that do
Speaker 2: that are angels that walk among us.
Speaker 5: I agreed, and it was peak hour traffic and he'd
Speaker 5: driven past me, so he had turned. It took him
Speaker 5: half an hour to come back to me. See, didn't
Speaker 5: push my car off the road by an absolute gentleman,
Speaker 5: did you marry him. That's so helpful.
Speaker 1: Price Varma's voucher for you. Beck. Let's finish with Vanessa
Speaker 1: or this sounds like my worst nightmare.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 4: I was on the back of a motorbike and we
Speaker 4: ran out of fuel on the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my feet are tingling. Was it busy
Speaker 2: and windy?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely chockers And so we actually had to
Speaker 5: wait and be rolled onto a tow truck and then
Speaker 5: taken to a petrol station.
Speaker 1: And the scary thing about that, Vanessa is you don't
Speaker 1: have the protection of being in a car like you're
Speaker 1: on foot.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would have just jumped off.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: Let's go clicking, Chrissies click.
Speaker 2: So the headline that made me click is this one
Speaker 2: Kanye Western Biancherson saw a marriage on the rocks, divorce
Speaker 2: on the horizon. And I will say to your beautiful listeners,
Speaker 2: as I have said to Jack, when it's bad, it
Speaker 2: doesn't look any different from when it's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, between these two, Yeah like that?
Speaker 2: What is going on in that cookie little paradise?
Speaker 1: Well, remember I told you a few months ago I
Speaker 1: know someone that knows someone that knows.
Speaker 2: Someonay, you've got intel.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I heard a few months ago that things
Speaker 1: weren't good and that it was going to end. So
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised by this at all. But it felt
Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks ago we saw Biyanka and
Speaker 1: her like Melbourne family overseas in Tokyo or something with
Speaker 1: Kanye and his show. So I feel like this is
Speaker 1: my sort of theory. They had this trip planned, they
Speaker 1: did all the whole family and Kanye and Biancer thing together.
Speaker 1: That's finished, and now they're finished. She just had to
Speaker 1: wait to get that trip over and done.
Speaker 2: But it just feels so miserable all the time.
Speaker 1: Correct, she's probably been miserable for like two years man
Speaker 1: before that.
Speaker 2: And they've been married only for two years. Yes, Oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that they were married. I forget
Speaker 2: those details.
Speaker 1: She was working at Easy while Kim and Kanye we're
Speaker 1: still together. How they met, Yes, and like you know,
Speaker 1: you can assume that there was shenanigans going on.
Speaker 2: So what how is that going to look like financially
Speaker 2: for her?
Speaker 1: Well? I guess pretty good, pretty good. I guess she
Speaker 1: will get half of everything? Is that since they've been together.
Speaker 2: That is crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 1: It is? But I also feel like a bit of
Speaker 1: relief for her because you can't tell me she wants
Speaker 1: to walk down Sunset Boulevard with a cushion strapped to herself.
Speaker 2: I know the outfits that and they've been his idea.
Speaker 2: Is that true or is that a beta?
Speaker 1: No? No, that would be him because we've Kim. She talked
Speaker 1: about it on the show when they split up. She
Speaker 1: didn't know how to dress herself because she for so
Speaker 1: many years had Kanye telling her every day what to wear.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, fly high, little bird, be free
Speaker 2: is what I want to say there. So every time
Speaker 2: that there is one of these kind of Forbes Richest
Speaker 2: People in the World episodes that come out, Rihanna is
Speaker 2: always number one because and I think we've discussed this
Speaker 2: last year when she topped the list of richest people,
Speaker 2: It's like, how is that? Because she hasn't released a
Speaker 2: song in a long time, but she's got so many
Speaker 2: other interests. Yeah, fenty, makeup, etc. Fenty's just gone into
Speaker 2: hair anyway, that explains that. But Taylor has come in
Speaker 2: at Numero uno in the Latest In the Latest charts.
Speaker 1: She's the richest female musician and what she works Wanni
Speaker 1: do we know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's here one hundred and twenty five. I know
Speaker 2: Swift is now worth one point six billion dollars.
Speaker 1: That's got to be from the Ears to it.
Speaker 2: He is from the Ears tour. She's also got stacks
Speaker 2: of real estate one hundred and twenty five million dollars worth.
Speaker 1: How good would that be?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: He speaking of Swift, I saw over the weekend that
Speaker 1: Bravo who produced like the Housewives and everything over in
Speaker 1: the States. Yeah, producing a reality series about the Kansas
Speaker 1: City chiefs, wives and girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's got to be the headline act on that.
Speaker 1: Surely, she says no to that? What's her friend Brittany Mahone?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like it'll be based around her. And then
Speaker 1: imagine the producers the whole time through shooting, they'll be
Speaker 1: just trying to get.
Speaker 2: Taylor in just something look at us? Yeah, like did
Speaker 2: you have he just look at us for five seconds?
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, I mean, big hour we've got
Speaker 2: ahead for you. We've got the great Marty Fox from
Speaker 2: the Block. We've been trying to track him down forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm meant to be having a steak night
Speaker 1: with him. We've never done it.
Speaker 2: You haven't, And I just feel like he knows so
Speaker 2: much about everything. And real estate is one of my interests.
Speaker 1: Ares Yeah, you're very good at it. You live on
Speaker 1: real estate dot Com. I do. And also I do
Speaker 1: love Neil Whittaker. But I've got to say Marty Fox
Speaker 1: has really brought new life to the block.
Speaker 2: I agree, I concur and also we get before four
Speaker 2: o'clock to play Flip It and Mix It, which has
Speaker 2: got great prizes. But I'm loving the mixes that we're getting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you have to guess which two songs we've
Speaker 1: whacked in the nutrible Just a vibe, Man a vibe.
Speaker 1: Just divide the Nova player up if you'd like to play.
Speaker 1: But next Swanni, there is a double pass to see
Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue in the bum bag in Creasy's Quizy.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. You will
Speaker 2: not believe what's in the bum bag today.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Is it a sour dulee? Is it a bottle of
Speaker 2: coconut water? Or is it?
Speaker 1: Indeed Kylie minoak tickets, Kyler tickets, Swaney.
Speaker 2: How exciting you besides yourself? Nicole, I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: Have you seen our queen before? No?
Speaker 5: I haven't, though.
Speaker 2: This will be a first for you. Kayla, Hello, Hello?
Speaker 2: You take your sister Belinda when you because she's a
Speaker 2: massive God. You're so exciting. All right, girls, your names
Speaker 2: are your buzzes. It's the best of five, meaning the
Speaker 2: first one is to get to three, will win the
Speaker 2: game and walk away with the Kylie Minoakue tickets.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Question number one, can you name Kylie Minogue's character on Neighbors? Kayla, Kayla, Charlie?
Speaker 2: It is Charie? Question number two. Taylor Swift has been
Speaker 2: named the world's richest female artist by Forbes. Who did
Speaker 2: she nab this title for? Yes, Nicole, Rianna correct Hey.
Speaker 1: According to Durham last Swing Rihanna, the reason she hasn't
Speaker 1: released new music is because apparently she can't sing anymore.
Speaker 1: What what? That's just a conspiracy theory on the incident, TikTok.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but apparently she actually can't sing anymore.
Speaker 2: She does have two kids under three. She's probably lost
Speaker 2: her voice from yelling.
Speaker 1: Question number three, it's one apiece.
Speaker 2: A Freesian is a breed of.
Speaker 4: Nicole?
Speaker 2: Yes, Nicole dog, It's not a dog. I would have
Speaker 2: accepted cow or horse. Question question number four? Can you
Speaker 2: name this Carli Minoak song? It is good? Well it
Speaker 2: was the very first words she's saying. It was all
Speaker 2: the lovers. Question number five? Can you name the Irish
Speaker 2: comedian and television host that's heading down Under for the
Speaker 2: first time next year? He's got a night show like
Speaker 2: a chat show?
Speaker 1: I think they aired on Channel ten. They do?
Speaker 2: Oh, I remember named Norton. You're running out of questions, girls,
Speaker 2: Can you please smart not.
Speaker 1: Get your Google out at least? Question number six, it's
Speaker 1: still one point each.
Speaker 2: Mermaid Waters is a suburb in which Queensland City?
Speaker 1: Nicole? Ah, correct, it's two points to Nicole, one to Kayla. Nicole.
Speaker 1: This next one is for the win.
Speaker 2: Okay. Can you name Hamish Blake's wife?
Speaker 1: Nope? Nope?
Speaker 2: But Zoey is Zoey Foster Blake.
Speaker 1: The go to queen.
Speaker 2: We've run out of questions. What are you pointing at? Tom?
Speaker 2: There are no questions?
Speaker 1: Can you name one of the judges on the block.
Speaker 2: On the screen?
Speaker 1: Yes, Kayla might correct to a piece to a piece.
Speaker 1: Can you name Kylie Minogue's most recent album?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Kayla, is it is tension? Kaylie? You are
Speaker 2: old to see Kylie Minogue. Well done?
Speaker 5: Oh amazing, thank you, well done.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like anyone really earned those tickets.
Speaker 2: No, they've got all the kind of questions wrong.
Speaker 1: Kylie is back and bringing her attention to it to Australia.
Speaker 1: The shows nationally. All tickets are on sale now. The
Speaker 1: details head to Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: What a thrill within trying to track him down for
Speaker 2: ages since the season started. We have and here he
Speaker 2: is money Fox, Hi, thank you for having me so
Speaker 2: much to talk about heaps. First of all, we started
Speaker 2: talking about you when the when it was revealed where
Speaker 2: the new block was going to be filmed was Philipyloon,
Speaker 2: and I said, bloody, good luck with the flies, because
Speaker 2: I went down there one summer and I stayed it.
Speaker 2: There's some some hotel there, silver water or something, but
Speaker 2: people live there and stay there, which is a combination
Speaker 2: I do not endorse. Anyway, there were seven billion gazillion
Speaker 2: blowflies the size of.
Speaker 3: Baby mice following you.
Speaker 2: They were everywhere. They were everywhere, and I blamed the cows.
Speaker 2: There was cows, you like, thousands and millions of cows.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't see any flies. That's that's what's weird.
Speaker 3: But you were san Remo, we were Philip Hailands. We
Speaker 3: were inland though, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about the word vanilla. This happened.
Speaker 2: That's vanilla. You know what this like?
Speaker 1: Oh go you girls, you did a good.
Speaker 3: Vanilla is a universally loved flavor. So I'm sticking to it.
Speaker 1: We all have a double flavor. We all have a
Speaker 1: double scoop done vanilla with pistache.
Speaker 2: Do you hate blow?
Speaker 3: I look, at the end of the day, I'm there
Speaker 3: to judge and I flip properties. You know, so you
Speaker 3: got to appeal to the wider market. And if you
Speaker 3: make it too crazy, you're going to pigeonhole yourself and
Speaker 3: you're not going to make money. They're on the block
Speaker 3: to make money, are they not?
Speaker 2: Who's going to buy a house in Philippilon? Sorry?
Speaker 3: So the block is interesting because these houses have depreciation
Speaker 3: schedules that are like four and a half million dollars
Speaker 3: and they're quoted in the high ones so not only
Speaker 3: will you going to.
Speaker 2: Spend nearly two million dollars to live on Philip Isilot.
Speaker 3: Interestingly, investors, have you been to these houses yet?
Speaker 2: No, but I've been to Philipilot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So these houses are like compounds. They're massive.
Speaker 2: Oh, now you're talking. I call my arms a compound.
Speaker 3: I love a common and they're pretty juicy. It's this
Speaker 3: is a bang for buck play. They're nice houses.
Speaker 1: Now, speaking of judging, and you said you were there
Speaker 1: to judge, and I think it was last week the
Speaker 1: guest bathrooms. Ah, you delivered probably one of my favorite
Speaker 1: judging segments we've heard on the block thus far. I'm
Speaker 1: going to play you a little bit of audio.
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, when you drive into Philip Island,
Speaker 3: you go past that kid's mate. This is like walking
Speaker 3: into the Philip Island maze and I absolutely hate it.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, what do you really think? Exactly that? Shan
Speaker 2: exactly that.
Speaker 3: For me, it's just it's a miss. And this is
Speaker 3: now two weeks in a row where Grumpy and Courtney
Speaker 3: are actually making me a bit grumpy. Anyway, I've said
Speaker 3: my piece.
Speaker 5: I'll let you go, Darren, because I'm still trying to
Speaker 5: take it all in.
Speaker 3: Myself, which is a problem. That's how a buyer feels.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did see that and straight away I went, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a tile paint job. You know, I would just
Speaker 2: get rid of that.
Speaker 3: So it was actually confusing, like it was such a miss.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing like I will say that a
Speaker 3: room is good if it's good, but I'm not going
Speaker 3: to say it's good if it shit.
Speaker 1: No, and what is this?
Speaker 2: We should have brought in photos of our houses and
Speaker 2: anonymously gone what do you think of this? And it's
Speaker 2: got the brutal truth.
Speaker 1: What is Moditerranean? I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: Moditerranean?
Speaker 3: A modern take on that Mediterranean sort of look and
Speaker 3: feel that you see in Europe. They've coined it themselves,
Speaker 3: and you know what, it's an opportunity that they're running
Speaker 3: with and they can we please.
Speaker 2: Just call it modern Mediterranean and made up words Moditerranean?
Speaker 3: Japandy you know it is Japandy. Last year is Japandy
Speaker 3: house for.
Speaker 2: So that's obviously across the I mean, no, that is gross.
Speaker 1: No, I love to see you, Judge as Jesus, she's
Speaker 1: in a salty mood like today heaven. No, we need
Speaker 1: to talk about down lights waning.
Speaker 2: I hate down lights. Do you know how many down
Speaker 2: lights in total are in my entire house?
Speaker 3: I reckon one one in the in the toilet.
Speaker 2: No, it's in between the toilet and the laundry and
Speaker 2: that area corn. And I've made the ship corner and
Speaker 2: I've made a little a little label on my brother
Speaker 2: Peter that says do not switch on.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 3: I can't say people people have turned on down lights. Yes,
Speaker 3: we needed the down lights last night. So my son
Speaker 3: lost his tooth and as we're carrying it through, he
Speaker 3: decides to kick. Tooth goes flying and we couldn't find it.
Speaker 3: Down lights saved the day. He would not have gone
Speaker 3: to bed last night without that freaking tooth getting found.
Speaker 1: How much does the tooth fairy bring in the Fox household?
Speaker 3: He got a cheeky five bucks. Now. He wakes up
Speaker 3: this morning and he goes Dad because I was leaving
Speaker 3: the house early to go to the Tan, and he
Speaker 3: calls me in and he goes, oh, oh, five bucks.
Speaker 1: I like you.
Speaker 3: Because last year we had nothing but a cheeky like
Speaker 3: twenty Yeah tooth fairy, he thinks he's getting ripped fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2: It's not you it's the tooth fairy. The toothory didn't
Speaker 2: have changed, same as when my toothory didn't have change
Speaker 2: and my son got fifty bucks, got a pineapple, and
Speaker 2: then the precident was set. Yes, the tooth Fairy's minted.
Speaker 3: We're in dangerous territories, you and I right now, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, Now back to the block. Mrighty fox. It's your
Speaker 1: second year. If you were, if budget and permits weren't
Speaker 1: an issue, where would you like to see a block
Speaker 1: be shot?
Speaker 3: Okay, seriously, and this needs to happen. Are you listening
Speaker 3: Channel nine producers? You need to get to bury Heads.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it would be off its head, the visuals,
Speaker 3: the beach, the energy, the people, that's transit. It is
Speaker 3: like I grew up in Saint Kilda and I remember
Speaker 3: my dad having a salon in Ackland Street, having the vineyard,
Speaker 3: having il Fina and all these great establishments all on
Speaker 3: your doorstet That's what Saint Kildter used to be for me.
Speaker 3: And that was the energy that Burley had over the
Speaker 3: last two weeks.
Speaker 1: It was electric.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's what it should be.
Speaker 1: I think let's make that happen.
Speaker 3: I look forward and they'll get buyers from all over Australia,
Speaker 3: not just local.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: That's a really good idea.
Speaker 1: Because you would buy in Burley and not Phil Pilone,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you, Chris this one?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And Land's actually not that expensive and
Speaker 3: Burly we can be compared to trying to do things
Speaker 3: in that way.
Speaker 2: That's true.
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Speaker 1: Marty Fox, thank you so much for coming in. And
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Speaker 1: Clickbaks Chrissy Swans Show.
Speaker 2: We are moments away from Riki, Lee, Tim and Joel,
Speaker 2: but let's talk Chapel Ryan first.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique Facus one.
Speaker 2: Of the most interesting artists of the year. I reckon
Speaker 2: come out of nowhere to be this, you know, incredibly
Speaker 2: popular and and accomplished. I mean she's got dates after
Speaker 2: dates after dates. Whenever I open up my fine she's
Speaker 2: performing somewhere new.
Speaker 1: And she's also got a fantastic back catalogs one because
Speaker 1: she's come sort of to the spotlight after being to
Speaker 1: night an artist for so many years.
Speaker 2: Yeah that.
Speaker 1: I was listening to Spotify the other day and she's
Speaker 1: got some real tunes.
Speaker 2: It's so Yeah, she's a very interesting person, but she's
Speaker 2: got to stop winging.
Speaker 1: Chapel Moan Is, Ricky, Tim and Joel caller.
Speaker 2: Do they see That's interesting because the headline here is
Speaker 2: her own lashes out of ex teacher, but the article
Speaker 2: starts Chapel Rome was back at it, moaning and groaning.
Speaker 2: She needs to put some more positive stuff out there
Speaker 2: to sort of mitigate because what she says is right
Speaker 2: about all sorts of things. But it can't just be
Speaker 2: constantly winging.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't want to be Chapel moan orbit.
Speaker 2: No, that's it. She was performing live at a show
Speaker 2: at the Arson City Lemos Music Firstival. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and she let the audience in on the fact that
Speaker 2: her teacher, performing arts teacher didn't like her and made
Speaker 2: life very difficult. I usually this song, this song to
Speaker 2: kicked me.
Speaker 5: I'm here.
Speaker 2: We go.
Speaker 1: Let it go. Once you've started the song, let's just
Speaker 1: let it go.
Speaker 2: Great. Did you have she's young though, Like it wasn't
Speaker 2: that long ago. It's much a you forget. Did you
Speaker 2: ever have a very bad teacher that didn't like you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel it like heart.
Speaker 1: There were a few, but I was probably a little
Speaker 1: bit of a brat, like I'll be honest, but it's funny.
Speaker 1: I saw one not that long ago this year and
Speaker 1: I was like trying to remind them of who I
Speaker 1: was because they were being so nice and like sucking
Speaker 1: up to me. And I'm like, wait, you hated me?
Speaker 1: Oh really, and now you're making out like I'm God's gift.
Speaker 2: It's so funny when there's a disconnect between the way
Speaker 2: you feel about a teacher and the way the teacher
Speaker 2: feels about you. I ran into one of my favorite teachers,
Speaker 2: right I thought we had a connection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, in school you felt you had a connection.
Speaker 2: Yes, she was my history teacher. We had a great time.
Speaker 2: I loved her. She was my favorite. Anyway, Probably about
Speaker 2: five years after school I ran into only five years.
Speaker 2: I ran into her at in Campbwell Junction at the
Speaker 2: center of the Universe, and I was like, hey, missus bubblah.
Speaker 2: She was like do I know you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yes? And I was heartbroken, wow, because clearly I was
Speaker 2: just another day on the role call.
Speaker 1: You were that forgettable.
Speaker 2: It was so forgettable.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's sad.
Speaker 2: It's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But then you pop back up on TV and I
Speaker 1: bet she was nice to you. Wishes she was nice
Speaker 1: to you? Now what's her name name?
Speaker 2: And Shane, No, I will not regulates.
Speaker 1: Him and Joel are up next, and I Reckon Blacks
Speaker 1: will be pretty excited today.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oasis has announced that they are coming to our
Speaker 2: fair shows this time next year, October and November. I've
Speaker 2: never seen them live. They are right in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: Would you leave the compound for them? Yes?
Speaker 2: I would, I would. I wouldn't leave the compound for
Speaker 2: too many people. Also, great news for John Farna. He's
Speaker 2: had some health issues, but his voice is back and
Speaker 2: he's going to be voicing the audiobook he's waiting for. Yeah.
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