Speaker 1: Well, what a journey. You went this way, you went
Speaker 1: that way, and then you went backwards, and then you
Speaker 1: went forwards, and then you jumped and you kept on
Speaker 1: going forwards and now you're at the podcast.
Speaker 2: No, you forgot. They've skipped as well.
Speaker 1: Skipped all the different parts of this journey which has
Speaker 1: brought you here. And Jesus been worth it though, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh, isn't it?
Speaker 3: We have a massive lineup for you, judge Jody. We
Speaker 3: really drill down on the important topics and that is
Speaker 3: whether you chat or not in the toilet or just
Speaker 3: do you have to do your business in silence?
Speaker 1: I know you've been thinking it in particular if you're
Speaker 1: a bloke, and obviously the stock standards set up as
Speaker 1: a three cubicle type areas and if you're that sort
Speaker 1: of person, just their heads up and you choose the
Speaker 1: middle cubicle when no one else is around, that's on you.
Speaker 1: There's something wrong with you.
Speaker 2: You've got everything that's coming to you.
Speaker 1: Yes, you deserve some harsh feedback, poor life choices. We
Speaker 1: spoke to Brenton Ragless and Kate Colins from Channel Night.
Speaker 3: Yes they came on down so we had a really
Speaker 3: good chat. Kate was quite honest about who mommy gilt,
Speaker 3: which was nice.
Speaker 2: We all feel it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jody's diary. So this is a new segment which
Speaker 1: will be a weekly thing. It made its inaugural the
Speaker 1: first and you're describing it as an opportunity for you
Speaker 1: to just sort of air and pen your thoughts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like it's an opportunity for you to really
Speaker 1: really smash me in a way where it's almost comedy.
Speaker 3: I don't care for your feelings. You're not in the
Speaker 3: middle cubicle right now. You don't get to talk about it.
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the podcast, guys. Dear Judge Jody.
Speaker 3: I was in the work toilet cubicle last Friday, and
Speaker 3: I just wish every Judge Jody would start with that sentence.
Speaker 3: When a colleague in the stall next to me, whose
Speaker 3: voice I clearly recognized, struck up a conversation, I couldn't
Speaker 3: bring myself to respond because I considered the toilet to
Speaker 3: be a private place. After several attempts, my work had
Speaker 3: bought Oh no, my work colleagues seemed to get upset,
Speaker 3: and I heard the mutter a rude name under her breath.
Speaker 3: It was so orcs and I had to wait five
Speaker 3: minutes until I was sure they had gone.
Speaker 2: What should I do? Chantel from Prospects?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Am I okay? So many layers here.
Speaker 1: There's so many lads. There's a lot to digest there.
Speaker 1: Can I just say that when it comes to what
Speaker 1: you should and shouldn't do in a toilet cubicle, we
Speaker 1: can get down a very dark path. But in most workplaces,
Speaker 1: particularly themmen's toilets, you've got a row of three toilets, right,
Speaker 1: I just want to take this opportunity. If you choose
Speaker 1: to do what you need to do in the middle
Speaker 1: toilet and you're not forced to go there, you're as
Speaker 1: good as a terrorist.
Speaker 3: And you.
Speaker 1: And that's my final ruling. Seriously, you've got to go
Speaker 1: on the sides and sometimes and you know who you
Speaker 1: are as well. You need to be identified. But if
Speaker 1: you want to choose the middle to them, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Do you want? Do you want to touch
Speaker 1: someone while you're doing a number two? What the hell's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: Do you want the attention?
Speaker 1: Sorry to derail judge, so you get that off fro
Speaker 1: my chest.
Speaker 2: It's so fine.
Speaker 3: I will quite often, Oh, God, I can't let it,
Speaker 3: am I say, am I on the radio. Often I
Speaker 3: will quite often just wait until people leave to do
Speaker 3: what I need to.
Speaker 1: Do, absolutely because you don't want to make noise or.
Speaker 3: Yes, and if like, if there's someone there, then I
Speaker 3: will sit and wait quietly.
Speaker 1: What if you're making too much noise and the person's like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, what's going on there? And you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: that's me.
Speaker 2: But you don't need to chat.
Speaker 3: But also sometimes it's really awkward when you walk in
Speaker 3: with a colleague at the same time and you both
Speaker 3: walk into the cubicle and you have no choice and
Speaker 3: you're having a conversation. What do you stop the minute
Speaker 3: you squat onto the toilet?
Speaker 1: See, so what's going on here? I think I've got
Speaker 1: an idea. There's a newspaper tuck down to your arms.
Speaker 1: That's a really settling note.
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is let's go to Abbey in
Speaker 2: the newsroom. Abs thoughts. We've shared a toilet cubicle? Good?
Speaker 4: I was just thinking that, actually, And I thought Judy
Speaker 4: and I shared a toilet cubicle when we first started,
Speaker 4: well the pubicle, but the actual bathroom we did.
Speaker 2: We chatted on the way in and then did I
Speaker 2: just stop talking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we stopped, which I was thankful for because
Speaker 4: I'm not a fet like especially at work. No, but
Speaker 4: with my best friend, for example, like Caitlin and I
Speaker 4: will go into the cubicle together. But we're best friends,
Speaker 4: so that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what are you saying about our friendship?
Speaker 4: Well, once we become best friends and we can go
Speaker 4: into the cubicle together too.
Speaker 1: So just to tap into the inner sanctum of ladies,
Speaker 1: Abby and Jodie, what are you doing in the cubicle?
Speaker 1: Is this chatting? You're applying makeup or what's happening?
Speaker 3: Well, all sorts of things. And when you're out, Abby,
Speaker 3: correct me if I'm wrong. When you're out and you've
Speaker 3: had a few drinks and you share, you go to
Speaker 3: the toilet and there's another strange female in there, you
Speaker 3: can become best friends in an instant.
Speaker 2: Am I right? Abs One?
Speaker 4: Some of my best friends have been made in bathrooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really, yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's just a safe space where you can just strike
Speaker 3: up a conversation with someone you've never met.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a humble level thirty seven years of age,
Speaker 1: and I can safely say that I've never made friends
Speaker 1: with someone instantly in a bathroom.
Speaker 2: Well that on you, mate, that's on me. That is
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 1: That's a personality thing.
Speaker 3: It's different for men though, Like, Okay, what's the rules
Speaker 3: when you're at the urinal? Do you you stop chatting?
Speaker 3: Do you strike up a conversation? What are the rules there?
Speaker 1: You do what you need to do, eyes it firmly
Speaker 1: fixed to the front. Yes, thank you very much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the other that's another awkward thing. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Who strikes up a conversation? And if you strike up
Speaker 1: the conversation before the flow has initially started, are you
Speaker 1: halting proceedings right because the stage frightened? Whatnot? There's a
Speaker 1: lot of layers to this, Judge Jodey, isn't it so
Speaker 1: many layers?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten? Please get involved in this conversation.
Speaker 1: Want to extend the podcast?
Speaker 2: Do you chat on the toilet? That's basically what we're
Speaker 2: asking this morning.
Speaker 3: We've got big wedgy tickets up for grabs.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you thirteen twenty four to ten. We'll take
Speaker 1: your cause next Sam, we'll dish out a final ruling.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I feel about talking about the
Speaker 3: big weggye when the topic of conversation.
Speaker 1: Is the toilets, there's some kind of strange little correlation,
Speaker 1: real serious one.
Speaker 3: This morning Chantel was in the work toilet qubicule. Last Friday,
Speaker 3: colleague in the stall next to it struck up a conversation.
Speaker 3: She didn't respond, and then the colleague got annoyed and muttered,
Speaker 3: unto her breath, a rude word thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Please get involved in this one. Do you chat in
Speaker 3: the toilet?
Speaker 1: Yes, we can sort of broaden it as well to
Speaker 1: include the guys at the urinal. That's what I was
Speaker 1: saying before is if it's your initial stages, when you
Speaker 1: really get yourself there, it can disrupt the flow. If
Speaker 1: it's someone you don't know, I.
Speaker 2: Need to drill down on this. What do you mean
Speaker 2: It distracts you from what you're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1: What you're supposed to be doing, because probably the hardest
Speaker 1: part is the initial release, and then everything's fine from there.
Speaker 1: It's really really tiptoe on the edge of what it
Speaker 1: can and can't say. But sometimes a chat distract you
Speaker 1: from your purpose and being there yeah, right, particularly if
Speaker 1: it's with the stranger.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to Emma. Emma save me please, Emma
Speaker 3: from Tusmo.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning guys. No, definitely not, especially as
Speaker 1: a drown adult.
Speaker 5: She needs to have peace of.
Speaker 1: Quiet, and especially if you have children, because.
Speaker 6: When you go, when you have children and then next
Speaker 6: door to you, they want all handed over the top
Speaker 6: underneath me.
Speaker 5: So no, it's definitely not right.
Speaker 3: No chatting on the toilet. No, all right, thank you, Emma.
Speaker 3: I mean, one of the worst things in life when
Speaker 3: you're a mum or you're a dad, is like you
Speaker 3: go to the toilet to get just three minutes piece,
Speaker 3: three minutes, and on occasions they will still follow you.
Speaker 2: They'll trottle in and they'll go, Mummy, I'm hungry.
Speaker 3: I'm like, can I trust? Could I trust perform this
Speaker 3: bodily function which.
Speaker 1: Is actually turns into your little time out? And now
Speaker 1: I've noticed it as well. That's when my daughter goes
Speaker 1: to toilet, I need to be sitting there a meet away.
Speaker 1: Why can't they go there?
Speaker 2: Why can't they go by themselves?
Speaker 1: This will change pretty soon.
Speaker 3: My three year old is like, Mommy, I need to
Speaker 3: go to the toilet. I'm like, well, you know what
Speaker 3: to do. She's like, no, come with me.
Speaker 2: For the love of God, Morgan from good morning? Are
Speaker 2: you a chattering warning?
Speaker 3: Are you a chatter on the toilet? Just really drilling
Speaker 3: down on the big topics this morning?
Speaker 6: I am actually are you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I love it?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, talk us through it?
Speaker 1: And how do you initiate conversation?
Speaker 5: Morgan?
Speaker 6: Well, it depends if you walk in at the same time,
Speaker 6: it's kind of awkward. So if you don't talk, then
Speaker 6: like they're in there and you know they're in there,
Speaker 6: and it's just yeah, it's awkward if you don't talk,
Speaker 6: I think. But if you start a conversation before you
Speaker 6: go in, then it's not awkward.
Speaker 2: Right, But don't you want to give it a rest
Speaker 2: while you have to do what you have to do?
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't know. I think yeah, other people might
Speaker 6: think I'm weird, but.
Speaker 2: Yes, Morgan is a toilet chatter.
Speaker 1: You're that person next to me. How are you? How's
Speaker 1: it going in there?
Speaker 2: My name's Morgan. What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to take some personal time.
Speaker 2: My ruling is very very clear on this one. If
Speaker 2: you're on the toilet, just.
Speaker 3: If you have to the quiet until the person leaves, Like,
Speaker 3: just don't chat, don't chat on the toilet, just just
Speaker 3: take the time to do what you have to do.
Speaker 1: Andrew, Okay, that's fair. That's your final final ruling. There
Speaker 1: we go for Judge Jardy thoughts on that kin textus
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Speaker 3: Well, Rihanna is showing off her stylish and growing family
Speaker 3: hot off the heels of her massive Super Bowl halftime
Speaker 3: show performance. The pregnant Umbrella singer has announced has been
Speaker 3: announced as the March cover star of British Bog and
Speaker 3: fans get to see a sneak peaker her nine month
Speaker 3: old in the process. This nine month old baby is
Speaker 3: so cute, look at asap rocky or as you like
Speaker 3: to call him, as.
Speaker 1: Soon as little Junior, as soon as possible.
Speaker 2: Good, Yes, I know, super cute.
Speaker 3: So she's posing with a SAP and we don't know
Speaker 3: the baby's name nine months old. Probably name the baby now,
Speaker 3: I reckon yes, and.
Speaker 1: It would eventually be abbreviated Yeah, whatever the name is.
Speaker 1: We'll get the full name, and then eventually it'll be
Speaker 1: abbreviated with probably a little money.
Speaker 2: Sign and it's going to be called brb right.
Speaker 1: Be right, Beg's dad call me a sap.
Speaker 3: Rihanna looks stultiery in a sexy black Chanel dress with
Speaker 3: a high slid on the cover. She said during the weekend,
Speaker 3: I thought this was really curious. She said, No matter
Speaker 3: how you look at it, motherhood, working takes you away
Speaker 3: from being a mum.
Speaker 2: And I was like, why is that helpful?
Speaker 3: Like, as mums, we all have to work, Like there's
Speaker 3: no point in sort of guilting us about it.
Speaker 1: Is that also Rihanna trying to somehow connect with the
Speaker 1: rest of the mother's across this planet, even though she's
Speaker 1: worth what two billion? Doltis I know?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 3: But also like, no one says that about dad, Like
Speaker 3: working dads takes you away from being a dad.
Speaker 2: No one says that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel the path that you're going down.
Speaker 2: I don't, won't I think?
Speaker 1: Can we just stick that?
Speaker 2: I'm going to move on and applaud Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3: She's spuck speculation that she might be engaged to Corey
Speaker 3: Gamble with a new Valentine's Day photo of a massive sparkler.
Speaker 3: So the Kardashian Jenna family matriarch, who is sixty seven,
Speaker 3: posted a photo of a huge ring on her left
Speaker 3: hand on her Insta story during the week.
Speaker 1: Oh that is just such good news. So whatever you're
Speaker 1: doing this morning, there's anything that's troubling, you just know
Speaker 1: that Chris Jenna's fine.
Speaker 2: She's sixty seven, therefore you're fine. How old he do
Speaker 2: you reckon?
Speaker 1: Ah, she's ninety four.
Speaker 2: Oh he's forty two two. Yeah, good for him. I
Speaker 2: love a younger.
Speaker 3: Man's testament to the fact that I'm married to Gregordi,
Speaker 3: who is significantly younger than he is.
Speaker 1: Five Who.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Both of you?
Speaker 3: And if Megan and Harry thought that escaped the wrath
Speaker 3: of South Park, they were sorely mistaken. So the show's
Speaker 3: latest episode is called the Worldwide Privacy Tour. It took
Speaker 3: dozens of merciless swipes at the Royal outcast.
Speaker 2: Take a listen.
Speaker 5: I'm thick of hearing about them, but they can't get
Speaker 5: away from them.
Speaker 2: Y'very everywhere in my face.
Speaker 9: But Kyle, we just kind of don't care about some
Speaker 9: dumb Prince in a stupid.
Speaker 2: Way, frutal.
Speaker 1: That is good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna love this. Next story, what about this?
Speaker 3: The Venger Boys are returning to Australia and New Zealand
Speaker 3: for their twenty fifth anniversary tour. The band has been
Speaker 3: traveling around Australia for the last two weeks and now
Speaker 3: Adelaide is our turn to get Benga boy. Do we
Speaker 3: have a bit of Avenger Bus there?
Speaker 1: So, look, this is exciting for some people, not so
Speaker 1: exciting for other people. But just to paint a picture
Speaker 1: down here at Dedi's Cafe, morphogbal producer Sean So right now,
Speaker 1: he's like six feet in the air and he's just hovering.
Speaker 2: He's levitating and he's.
Speaker 1: Got this really bright pink aura about him, which is
Speaker 1: the theme for the Banger Boys. He's just hitting him
Speaker 1: just a little bit differently.
Speaker 3: He's going tomorrow night and he's going to be so
Speaker 3: excited about the supporting acts. Who are Wick Field, Alice,
Speaker 3: DJ Entrance, Real to Real featuring the Mad Stuckman and
Speaker 3: resident DJ Nick Skins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Nick skits As It Skits Mix.
Speaker 5: It's me EXAs Mix.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to retire after skits mixed
Speaker 1: A thousand fifty nick what a solid running at.
Speaker 3: They are performing at the Heinley Street Music Hall tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Tickets are through front editoring dot com dot are you?
Speaker 3: But if he likes it, we've got two doubles.
Speaker 2: To give away.
Speaker 1: I don't tell me, don't tell me. Producer Sean pulled
Speaker 1: some strings and yeah, sure coming Yes, twenty.
Speaker 10: Four to ten.
Speaker 2: That is my juice. Please take us out on a
Speaker 2: little bit more. Look for holiday you.
Speaker 1: This summer because he's a little different on holiday, A daring, relaxing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it'd be more fancy.
Speaker 3: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 3: your style, booking to.
Speaker 1: Get away on the what if it's Aussie for travel?
Speaker 8: We're on, We're on.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't play you guys.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you two. But when I hear
Speaker 3: the sting for our news, oh my god, it's six o'clock.
Speaker 1: It's six o'clock up to.
Speaker 2: Date, A very good morning to Kate Collins and Brenton Ragless.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for coming down having us.
Speaker 1: It's great, great, what is set up?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: This is great?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: So did that just put you into news mode, like God,
Speaker 2: I've got to read a headline about a fire.
Speaker 11: Or something probably, and then at six o'clock tonight, we'll
Speaker 11: pretend we're doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just mix it up a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you need to play play dual leaper at
Speaker 2: the start of the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah night, that's going to throw your viewers a nice
Speaker 1: little change up as well as you're doing the same
Speaker 1: sort of stuff you're out about.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we have been, and that's actually been you know,
Speaker 11: something that we did a lot of pre pandemic. But
Speaker 11: it's been great, isn't it, Kate, Just to be able
Speaker 11: to get together and meet people and hear their stories
Speaker 11: and how they're going. There's a lot going on in
Speaker 11: our communities as we know, so it's just a chance
Speaker 11: for us to I kind of feel the vibe here
Speaker 11: in Adelaide with what's making news and so on.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we've missed everyone. It's been nice to kind of
Speaker 12: go out and see people face to face. So yeah,
Speaker 12: it's been good, and have coffee. Coffee is always.
Speaker 3: I just want to drill down on your working relationship.
Speaker 3: You tour both horrible people and I can't like the
Speaker 3: deepness from the room and Brenton like just an absolute ahole,
Speaker 3: like I can't even.
Speaker 2: So how do you go working together? Is it difficult?
Speaker 9: Well, look, the restraining order is still in so we
Speaker 9: do have to keep ten feet now.
Speaker 10: So I'm the older of the two. But Kate would
Speaker 10: say it's like working with children.
Speaker 11: So she has two boys, that's true, and she feels like,
Speaker 11: you know, unfortunately she comes to work and it's like
Speaker 11: dealing with a third son.
Speaker 10: Unfortunately, isn't it. I'm just such a big kids. So now,
Speaker 10: look we've been working together fifteen years now.
Speaker 2: So fifteen years.
Speaker 9: Yeah, wow, Yeah, it's been a really long time.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 12: I guess we have very much like a brother sister relationship.
Speaker 12: We get along really well, which is really great when
Speaker 12: you're working with someone so long.
Speaker 1: It's been a really long time. Say it's just flown.
Speaker 10: It's longer than far longer than that. Education.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And Kate, I always admire you because you are
Speaker 3: a hard working mum and you've got two young kids.
Speaker 2: The juggles real, right.
Speaker 12: It is, it is, And I admire you too. I
Speaker 12: just had my little one begging me not to leave
Speaker 12: this morning, so it's a bit of a you know,
Speaker 12: it's tough when you've got kids and you've got to
Speaker 12: sort of balance that that work life and you know,
Speaker 12: still be there for them and send them off to school.
Speaker 12: But you know, it's it's a good thing to show
Speaker 12: them that, you know, mum has a job too that
Speaker 12: she really loves and that's a really good example for
Speaker 12: them and their futures.
Speaker 3: I felt that yes to day when I dropped in
Speaker 3: home just to see my little one during the day
Speaker 3: and I said, I've got to go back to work,
Speaker 3: and she grabbed hold of my leg and she was like, Mummy,
Speaker 3: please don't go back to work.
Speaker 2: And it's like it breaks your heart until doesn't it.
Speaker 12: Do you know what my five year old said to me, Oh, no,
Speaker 12: mummies that hate their kids go to work.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not no awful, But also mummies
Speaker 2: who need a break.
Speaker 5: Go to work.
Speaker 9: Mummies who wought a warm cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: Go to work and to go to the toilet peace.
Speaker 1: That's why we got to work, guys. Before we let
Speaker 1: you go, we just wanted to play a quick little
Speaker 1: game with you. And because obviously it's outrageous, news hounds,
Speaker 1: you could smell a piece of news or a piece
Speaker 1: of fake news just mile. So we've got some headlines
Speaker 1: here for you, and you need to identify whether that
Speaker 1: it is a fake headline, okay, or a genuine news story. Wow.
Speaker 1: So we'll start with this on the top of this.
Speaker 1: It's a quick one. Milk sold at Woolies linked to
Speaker 1: deadly illness real?
Speaker 2: A fake brendon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a fake as well, that's actually real.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: It was good publishing.
Speaker 10: Way to bring that one.
Speaker 1: In regards to to almond milk, almond milk, almond milk,
Speaker 1: I don't have almond milk, as you can tell, alarming me. Yes,
Speaker 1: so maybe switch it over soy cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's one.
Speaker 3: Couch brought a marketplace found to be filled with maggots
Speaker 3: and chicken twisties.
Speaker 1: Really true?
Speaker 2: I would say that's probably true.
Speaker 10: That sounds actually how much is it?
Speaker 1: And why are we getting data? Vo bring us back
Speaker 1: to our early twenties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's a fake one.
Speaker 10: No, but I could tell you that was true when
Speaker 10: I was growing up and I first moved out at home.
Speaker 1: There's so many blogs that could identify about you. Got
Speaker 1: one more, I'll get this one, okay. Couples see their
Speaker 1: son and daughter in law for six hundred and forty
Speaker 1: three thousand because they wouldn't have a child.
Speaker 9: Oh wow, that's a very specific number.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly what I thought. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: really oddly specific number.
Speaker 10: I'd say it's true.
Speaker 9: Going to it, Yeah, I'm going to go true because
Speaker 9: it's just weirdarre enough to be true.
Speaker 10: That is true, that's true. You wouldn't believe. Every day
Speaker 10: we're scrolling through the news and seeing, gosh, that's weird.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 10: And and sure enough, you know, the world's full of
Speaker 10: weird stories.
Speaker 9: Nothing surprises us. Yesterday, did you guys.
Speaker 2: Do it at nine?
Speaker 3: About the man who who left alone a couple of
Speaker 3: guinea pigs one was male and one was female and
Speaker 3: they ended up with one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and sixty three guinea pigs?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 9: But really, is that just.
Speaker 1: You can't trust?
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's what had happened in the household if
Speaker 2: we all left.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that'd be one hundred and sixty girls or
Speaker 1: girls one hundred and sixty one. Guys, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for having a chat with us. So we appreciate
Speaker 1: you coming down here. And look, no doubts, And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be careful I say this because oh, yes.
Speaker 2: Because choose your words careful work.
Speaker 1: We should all watch channel nine, Channel seventh, channel I
Speaker 1: can do that stream.
Speaker 9: Thanks for having us, Thanks so much a little you
Speaker 9: tell me you've got.
Speaker 1: The time machine. On this daisy for ride Day seventeenth
Speaker 1: a fair we'll take a trip down memory lane for
Speaker 1: on this daisy. The great, the one, the only. Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan was born on this day in nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 1: It's his sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 10: Seven, number of six.
Speaker 1: We're all right better at baseball, she said, No one ever.
Speaker 3: Isn't it so highly disappointing when a sports here goes.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm just going to try my hand on
Speaker 3: another sport.
Speaker 2: No, don't, don't, no.
Speaker 1: Don't come back and win another three championships. Yeah, MJ
Speaker 1: and really opens up the bit of the greatest of
Speaker 1: all time, doesn't it. But it probably still is Michael Jordan,
Speaker 1: unless Lebron could maybe win one more MVP and one
Speaker 1: more championships. You have thought.
Speaker 2: I just I'm just thinking about Dennis Rodman.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know why Dennis is there. He shouldn't
Speaker 1: be in this conversation. He always just TI just sort
Speaker 1: of sort of pops up, doesn't he No, I was just.
Speaker 3: Thinking because he had that thing with MJ and then
Speaker 3: he remember he went to North Korea to keep meet
Speaker 3: with Kim John un producers.
Speaker 1: Always shaking your head, Yeah, I think we're all shaking
Speaker 1: ahead now that it was a thing. Excuse me, I
Speaker 1: think he did. But we're trying to have this for
Speaker 1: God's sake. We're trying to have the civilized, greatest of
Speaker 1: all time basketball conversation. Yeah, kind of bring North Korea
Speaker 1: to it. Nineteen ninety one Paris Hilton born in New
Speaker 1: York City. Today's her forty second birthday.
Speaker 2: She looks.
Speaker 1: That's hard, that's hard, that's so hard. Ninety one Edge
Speaker 1: shearm was born in West Yorkshire. Not Yorkshire, is it? No,
Speaker 1: it's Yorkshire Yorkshire.
Speaker 2: You come back on yourself. It's a been a bit
Speaker 2: of done there.
Speaker 1: I feel like a dog about that though. Todaysy's thirty
Speaker 1: second birthday. That's incredible. He started so young and just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put out that that's the best gig
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And I stream with the entertainments, and
Speaker 1: I've never seen someone with such unbelievable, beautiful crowd control.
Speaker 2: I just feel like at thirty two, can you do
Speaker 2: something with his life?
Speaker 1: Grow up ed and trying to work out what do
Speaker 1: you actually want to achieve with your life?
Speaker 2: Exactly? God, he's an absolute freak, such a loser.
Speaker 6: Who.
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty nine Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash record an
Speaker 1: album It's never released. Would you think?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 2: I'm back in Holstome Prison.
Speaker 1: Wasn't released, so you don't know. Twenty fourteen, The Tonight
Speaker 1: Show is starring Jimmy fallon premierees on NBC. I love
Speaker 1: Jimmy film, very, very, very talented man. Twenty twenty, General
Speaker 1: Motors announced that the Holder brand would be retired by
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: It's something many of us never thought we'd see Australia
Speaker 3: without Holden.
Speaker 1: It was a very sad day. I've spent a good
Speaker 1: chunk of my life in Elizabeth, Yes, playing footy at
Speaker 1: Central's and obviously iconic spot where the Holden Factory was,
Speaker 1: and I felt a bit of sadness as well. I
Speaker 1: used to own a Calai too.
Speaker 2: Wow, nothing.
Speaker 3: Now owner bike and now the Holden Factory is going
Speaker 3: to be full of mushrooms.
Speaker 1: A bit of a stock standard transition wasn't it. We
Speaker 1: saw that coming home one song in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 1: Straight Lines by Silverchair. This is a great song. Daniel
Speaker 1: John's at his absolute best. This Topic takes the.
Speaker 5: Stage and djelp Global Here's Breaking Me and Your Love
Speaker 5: is the next artist to take the.
Speaker 1: Stage live in the room Topic. Hello to you, mate,
Speaker 1: thank you for having.
Speaker 5: Your chat with us, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: We're racking our brains as to try to explain this
Speaker 3: fringe festival that you're about to fly into. And the
Speaker 3: best way to describe it. It's a carnival that takes
Speaker 3: over the whole city. It's like us, it's weird stuff,
Speaker 3: there's some comedy. Basically, it's a whole city getting loose
Speaker 3: for about a month.
Speaker 2: You're going to love it.
Speaker 5: I have no expectation actually, but it sounds interesting And.
Speaker 1: In short, mates, look at us and a bunch of
Speaker 1: listeners and a few other people. We're going to get
Speaker 1: loose and enjoying your show.
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Have you performed at a red room before?
Speaker 3: Note it's going to be fifteen hundred people on a
Speaker 3: dance floor and basically the last one we had everyone
Speaker 3: just went completely off. So I mean, I know you've
Speaker 3: performed it Tomorrowland, which is you hundreds of thousands of people,
Speaker 3: but this is going to be an intimate gig, but
Speaker 3: you're going to absolutely love it.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 5: I love those gigs as well.
Speaker 8: Like, of course a big festival is great, but like
Speaker 8: small intimate shows, if the crowd is going crazy, it
Speaker 8: can be nice.
Speaker 3: What is that I can only imagine it would be
Speaker 3: the most massive high standing in front of all those people.
Speaker 2: What's that feeling like for you as a DJ?
Speaker 5: Crazy?
Speaker 8: An addictive feeling. Also, like it's hard to explain, especially
Speaker 8: when you play your songs. I started that when I
Speaker 8: was fifteen, just for fun in my bedroom, and for me,
Speaker 8: it's still like the same process. Doing that and then
Speaker 8: you are just standing there for so many people all
Speaker 8: over the world, and people singing your song is just mindploying.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of pinch me moments. Definitely, Oh geez,
Speaker 5: I can imagine.
Speaker 1: So why eighty eight I.
Speaker 8: Didn't play any instruments, And also my family was really
Speaker 8: into music, but my music teacher actually brought me into
Speaker 8: it when I was in high school in ten great
Speaker 8: this half year project where he told all of us
Speaker 8: logic pro like a software we can produce music, And
Speaker 8: for some reason I liked it so much that I
Speaker 8: stopped playing PlayStation from that day on and just sat
Speaker 8: on my laptop and logic trying to figure out everything
Speaker 8: about music.
Speaker 3: Is there anyone that you'd really like to collaborate with?
Speaker 3: Is there someone like on your bucket list that you'd
Speaker 3: like to work with?
Speaker 8: To be honest, the list is so long because there's
Speaker 8: just so many great musicians. But of course, like du
Speaker 8: elipa et Chier on the Weekend Guy amazing.
Speaker 1: Is it this big giant flow and effect where a
Speaker 1: couple of big artists you collaborate with and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden everyone's just lining up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. I mean Breaking Me really helped my career
Speaker 5: to go global.
Speaker 8: The years before that was pretty much like success only
Speaker 8: in Germany, but then Breaking Me up and went even
Speaker 8: in the United States. It went on a Billboard charts.
Speaker 1: You get a favorite song of yours that you like
Speaker 1: to play, or is it one particular song that globally
Speaker 1: obviously there's different countries and versus home or maybe Maine, Australia,
Speaker 1: But is there a song that you know that you're
Speaker 1: going to play, You're just going to go where they're
Speaker 1: going to go off of this. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 8: Breaking Me is probably the one where I know wherever
Speaker 8: I'm going to play, everyone is just singing the lyrics
Speaker 8: and it's going crazy.
Speaker 1: Any particular celebrity or suppose piece that you've met that
Speaker 1: you've gone, oh, you're the person I hope you'd be
Speaker 1: because you hear story the stories of paper meeting people like, well,
Speaker 1: you're not quite the person I hope you'd bay.
Speaker 5: Funny story with Thatcheran.
Speaker 8: My first price that I won was on a Spanish
Speaker 8: award show and they won a prize for I think
Speaker 8: it was Best Dance Producer of the Year. And when
Speaker 8: I received the price at Cheerer was basically sitting in
Speaker 8: front of me, and it was the first time I
Speaker 8: also had to do a speech and everything, and I'm
Speaker 8: not very trained in public speaking. And I got the price,
Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, it's first I was speaking, and then
Speaker 8: it had to be even in front of Edgeran and
Speaker 8: it went well. And Adheran is definitely a very cool guy,
Speaker 8: Like we were sitting kind of close to each other
Speaker 8: and he was just there was a bunch of friends
Speaker 8: and just had a good night and he won like
Speaker 8: eight praises.
Speaker 3: And then you and yours and he patch you on
Speaker 3: the head and goes, good job chopping.
Speaker 2: Well, it's so lovely to speak to you.
Speaker 3: We cannot wait to welcome you here in Australia and
Speaker 3: hopefully we get the chance to meet you.
Speaker 2: And also Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: He's been known to go off on a dance for
Speaker 3: and take his shirt off and really go crazy.
Speaker 2: So just keep an eye out for him.
Speaker 1: So get the security guards ready because there's going to
Speaker 1: be a couple of loose revels that.
Speaker 5: Expecting that.
Speaker 1: Though, thank you so much for the chat. We can't
Speaker 1: wait to see you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you so much. Can't wait to come Joe Chip.
Speaker 3: Cooking away though in the background I have I like
Speaker 3: to diarize my thoughts and feelings during the week, and
Speaker 3: this is the point where we let it all out
Speaker 3: and let the good people of South Australia know exactly
Speaker 3: how I've been feeling.
Speaker 2: Ju dear diary.
Speaker 3: I like to reflect on the week by journaling in
Speaker 3: an attempted deal with the trauma of working with Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: I mean, for God's sake, this week he thought the
Speaker 3: world's biggest pop star was buying a house next to
Speaker 3: the Parafield Airport.
Speaker 9: Last year, I was thinking about applying for citizenship.
Speaker 5: I'm not even joking you should, you're practically and I like,
Speaker 5: if we're going somewhere, Perry, We're going He's like, yep,
Speaker 5: that's where we're going. If we're going somewhere. So I
Speaker 5: was kind of looking into it.
Speaker 1: Jump on board Pink. Would we'd love to have her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'd go to Byron.
Speaker 1: Oh she probably would too. They all go there, maybe Navy.
Speaker 1: She'd flip the script In the next minute, she's at
Speaker 1: Morson Lake.
Speaker 2: This peanut really struggles with Adelaide suburbs.
Speaker 1: So we call it there before to Roland from TEMESSI
Speaker 1: you sick Inde No no, no, no, say that.
Speaker 2: Proply Rolling to Messi is his name. He's not rolling
Speaker 2: from to MESSI?
Speaker 1: So where is to Messi? I've been living in South
Speaker 1: Australia close to twenty years now. I've never been to
Speaker 1: this summer. I feel like I've been in most parts.
Speaker 2: It's weird. It's right next to Croydon.
Speaker 1: This is Jodi from Oddie.
Speaker 2: Hey Hazy, who's asap Rocky.
Speaker 3: We're expecting a guest appearance. From either jay Z, Calvin
Speaker 3: Harris or her partner asat Rocky.
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with Aceps?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think his full name is as soon as
Speaker 1: Possible Rocky, but just to save time, calls himself a
Speaker 1: SAP shout out if we've got some of the as
Speaker 1: soon as possibles.
Speaker 3: Music MASTERSHIF alumni Callum Han joined us in the studio
Speaker 3: with some solid asparagus advice for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 7: French grooms used to eat asparagus and smash heaps of
Speaker 7: asparagus the night before their wedding to.
Speaker 1: Get ready for the big day. Really, so what gives
Speaker 1: them energy? Stamina?
Speaker 7: All of the above, heaps, vitamin E and potassium, So
Speaker 7: give you all the all the bits and bolves you
Speaker 7: need to get rearing for the big wedding.
Speaker 3: Now I'm looking at you because that's not the asparagus
Speaker 3: theory that I've.
Speaker 1: Heard vastly on how much you like your partner?
Speaker 3: I guess just on V Day I pend to heart
Speaker 3: built tribute to my husband. But Hazy must have missed
Speaker 3: the brief.
Speaker 1: Dear Carra, have you fit the cat? He's yelling at me.
Speaker 1: He's definitely got food in his bowl. What's his problem? Anyway?
Speaker 1: How are you? It's Valentine's Day and I just want
Speaker 1: to say how much I love and adored this super
Speaker 1: Bowl yesterday. Seriously, it's like the AFL Grand Final times
Speaker 1: a thousand. Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day. You're one and only
Speaker 1: Andrew love you.
Speaker 3: And that meant there was no need for him to
Speaker 3: eat asparagus that night. I mean so to dwell Diary,
Speaker 3: But how can reading out suburbs be so hard? Sarah
Speaker 3: from Seafood meadodow Seafood, I can't say Seaford Meadow. I
Speaker 3: kept never in my entire life on this planet. Can
Speaker 3: I say Seaford Meadows?
Speaker 2: Jody, I live in Seaford, So you need to do better.
Speaker 9: Please all right?
Speaker 3: I don't need suburbs shaving from you. Abby in the newsroom,
Speaker 3: Thank you? And I was so happy for Gail. Is
Speaker 3: it Gail? It's not Gale? Not is Gail from Golf
Speaker 3: You Heights who we think one tickets to the great
Speaker 3: man in the jumpsuit?
Speaker 1: Gail is not fit? Is Gail Greenwood from golf View Heights?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Gals, like, is it me? And I said, no, it's
Speaker 1: not me, but it is you Gail Greenwood from Golf
Speaker 1: Few Heights.
Speaker 2: Also diary.
Speaker 3: I realized that I need to work on my boundaries.
Speaker 3: Don't hit important people.
Speaker 2: I once touched the premier inappropriately at the gym. Okay,
Speaker 2: so this is what happened Before I started this job.
Speaker 2: We used to work out at the same time.
Speaker 3: And so one day he's sitting sort of punch forward
Speaker 3: with his phone with his air pods in, and I
Speaker 3: walked past and I went hello like that, and he
Speaker 3: didn't hear me, and I went I forgot who he
Speaker 3: was and where I was, and I've got my place
Speaker 3: in this world.
Speaker 2: And I went and slapped him on the leg and
Speaker 2: he's a starter, looked up and went, oh, hello, cad
Speaker 2: I here you going.
Speaker 3: And my efforts to play s Club seven were hindered
Speaker 3: by hazy Okay, crack, that's the first first song.
Speaker 2: You just have to sing the next.
Speaker 1: Way that was ready go on wrong button, so too as.
Speaker 3: Soon as possible, Rocky, the good people of Seafood Meadows
Speaker 3: and to Pink welcome to Morson Lakes and have.
Speaker 2: A great weekend until next week. Oh my love, Jody,
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 3: The inaugural first edition of Jody's goodness me, I don't
Speaker 3: know if I should share my thoughts.
Speaker 1: I feel good getting those thoughts off your chest.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel good sort of shaming you for all
Speaker 3: your mistakes for the week. That feels pretty nice.
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's the feedback there. I didn't know I needed
Speaker 1: on a fresh Hey.
Speaker 3: Next week, we've got more nov Red Room exclusive invites
Speaker 3: to see topic at gotten across the day.
Speaker 2: If you missed it earlier this morning, it is going
Speaker 2: to go off.
Speaker 1: Oh yes. On top of that as well, pink tickets
Speaker 1: across the day and a big shout out to d
Speaker 1: D's Cafe at two hundred and one Main Street right sorry,
Speaker 1: Maine South Road and more that'll make it next week.
Speaker 1: Now it's in my brain as well, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that an early snippet for Jodie's diary next week.
Speaker 1: I've had two baking their goals.
Speaker 3: I know you have.
Speaker 1: I can highly recommend their coffee down here as well,
Speaker 1: really good stuff.
Speaker 3: We have a tab when we do breaking in the Burbs,
Speaker 3: and you've exceeded it this morning by yourself.
Speaker 1: This is a bloke who knows his way around an
Speaker 1: open bar and a free day. Can I just say
Speaker 1: as well? A big shout out to Sandy and Bill
Speaker 1: from Scottish Butcher Wholesale. So they were listening and they've
Speaker 1: heard me talk a couple times about my wife and
Speaker 1: how she has a Scottish heritage. So they just bought
Speaker 1: me a big pack full of Scottish goods which includes
Speaker 1: some haggis.
Speaker 2: Oh no way, yes, Oh you're going to tackle that
Speaker 2: in the way.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what's in it, but you
Speaker 1: should eat some Scottish haggis.
Speaker 2: I won't do that. I probably won't.
Speaker 3: A big shout out to everyone who came down this
Speaker 3: morning as well to say gooday.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. We'll do it all again next week
Speaker 1: for breaking the burbs.
Speaker 2: Fun to a little baby George who came down. You're
Speaker 2: coming home with me.
Speaker 1: It's time for you to make a quick getaway, George,
Speaker 1: because Jodie has still going to hide you where you are.
Speaker 2: He's always gone, he's fled before.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. We'll do it all again next week.
Speaker 1: This has been breaking in the Burbs and keep it
Speaker 1: locked on over nine on nine throughout the day. If
Speaker 1: your next chance to score some cheese, I mean topic tickets.
Speaker 1: Pink tickets, it's all there. Will catch you on Monday morning.
Speaker 1: You have a fantastic day, so yep.