Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren on No you're one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody. Work on your Wednesday morning morning team.
Speaker 2: How are we doing?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Jase good Hello, Hello Clint, how are you
Speaker 1: very good?
Speaker 3: Trait news Middle of the week.
Speaker 2: Little Barney Rubble here rocking up with the quarry this
Speaker 2: morning with these little lunch box ready.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jason took the piss out of me because I
Speaker 1: what do you call it? Like a little lunch box?
Speaker 4: Oh, you can't be criticizing that, because that's the trades
Speaker 4: love that narrow in the castroom.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but he's not rocking up on the
Speaker 2: job site.
Speaker 1: Well I am, I'm on the tools.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I've never seen a grown man like
Speaker 2: that get out with his little.
Speaker 3: This is a hard day's work for Quint.
Speaker 1: He really is, isn't it your hands.
Speaker 3: To You bought a lunch box and it's got a handle,
Speaker 3: does it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's a little cool bag.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: One of those trying to be thrifty?
Speaker 2: It's one of those bento lunchbox, the Bento boxes that
Speaker 2: kids have these days, trying.
Speaker 3: To be thrifty.
Speaker 1: You know, just try and bring my breakfast in instead
Speaker 1: of buying bagels and.
Speaker 2: Lock off that little Mercedes sports car that you call
Speaker 2: a midlife crisis. If you want to save a bit
Speaker 2: of coin, I've.
Speaker 1: No idea what you're talking about, Jason, that.
Speaker 2: Little hatchback down there on Royd's get rid of that
Speaker 2: if you want to.
Speaker 3: Save Are you having a midlife crisis?
Speaker 1: I've had a few already. About how many? How many
Speaker 1: can you have had a quarter where you just cornered
Speaker 1: a crisis at a quarter life crisis?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did I quarter life crisis.
Speaker 2: At mid to late twenties?
Speaker 3: I was twenty five, so was I.
Speaker 2: That's when my wife and I broke up for a year,
Speaker 2: but pre married, pre kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I broke up with my long term boyfriend, and
Speaker 4: then I had another one about five days later, another crisis,
Speaker 4: and now I'm back.
Speaker 2: After a year. I realized I did an a option,
Speaker 2: so I got back together.
Speaker 1: So when do you have your midlife crisis? You'd be now, yeah,
Speaker 1: have you passed?
Speaker 2: No? No, I reckon, I've still got a good one.
Speaker 3: In mid life's late forties.
Speaker 2: Should we do a midlife crisis trip and you take
Speaker 2: people away?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good idea, like.
Speaker 3: Together, No, I got my ship together.
Speaker 2: It drinks.
Speaker 3: I'm flying right now.
Speaker 2: Can you drop off at the airport.
Speaker 3: Nothing going to break my strop.
Speaker 1: You can go for a party. It's a good idea, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 1: Gold Coast, Gold Coast sounds good. Yeah cool if you
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're too old to be going to the
Speaker 4: Gold Coast. You guys need to be going to like
Speaker 4: nurse to yoga rog the.
Speaker 1: Way treats this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, crisis need to be like clearing your mind and
Speaker 3: getting z in.
Speaker 2: Mushroom Gate two point o.
Speaker 3: Bloody ELL's happening with the mushrooms.
Speaker 1: So that's a Kloons which is just outside of Ballarat,
Speaker 1: some sort of mushroom concoction drink which has proved to
Speaker 1: be deadly for one poor lady.
Speaker 4: Such a nice little community up there, Yeah, I went to.
Speaker 4: I did like a school retreat up there for two months.
Speaker 4: They send you up to Klunes for two months at
Speaker 4: my school and you live there.
Speaker 3: It was weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, well, it wasn't going to a wellness retreat.
Speaker 4: It meant to be educational. I adopted a lamb while
Speaker 4: I was there, called it Madonna.
Speaker 2: That sounds like school fee is well spent?
Speaker 1: Madonna?
Speaker 3: Madonna? Did you try we weren't allowed to have?
Speaker 1: Was it like pad to play?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Thanks for coming on the camp tonight.
Speaker 2: We're having Madonna everyone joy with a side of mash.
Speaker 2: And they told them what the week has been like.
Speaker 3: They told me as a.
Speaker 2: Pet, of course, should be wrapped up in a blanket
Speaker 2: of bread.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think they lied to me.
Speaker 2: Also, five teenagers arrested here in Melbourne, full on police chase.
Speaker 2: And then did I hear you saying the news the
Speaker 2: machetes in the cars?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Man, what's going on?
Speaker 1: We got involved through like Campwell, Richmond the city they
Speaker 1: caught him, got police random caught them.
Speaker 2: Five teenagers. I'll tell you what if I got the
Speaker 2: phone call to say my teenager was in that car.
Speaker 1: Jesus, what would you do?
Speaker 2: Absolutely flip it. And you know what, I've said this before.
Speaker 2: We got to hit them where it hurts at that age.
Speaker 2: And to me, it's social media. Take their phones away,
Speaker 2: phones away, ban from social media platforms. Like we need
Speaker 2: those big companies to get involved and actually help out.
Speaker 2: Saying to a kid you grounded, saying to a kid.
Speaker 2: How you you know you're sitting at home, you know,
Speaker 2: grounded from school for months? Mate, That's that's heaven for me.
Speaker 1: How do you go grounding your kids? You'd be a
Speaker 1: soft touch, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2: No? No, No, I'm pretty hard for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is lou the soft touch?
Speaker 2: The hammer almost went through the iPad on holidays?
Speaker 1: What you want smash it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't they give you a turn?
Speaker 2: It's like you were there, Lauren Daddy's turn on the
Speaker 2: said goodness, today's starting in games?
Speaker 1: Nelly, you sent it to me last night Instagrams.
Speaker 4: Mid song doesn't skip a beat fully, face plants on
Speaker 4: the stage and stands up and just keeps going.
Speaker 2: It like a bed.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't unlike a bed.
Speaker 1: It was she ate the stage absolutely.
Speaker 3: I don't know any of her other songs, so I
Speaker 3: don't know what it was, isn't it wasn't that song?
Speaker 3: Only fy away? I don't know where the hole mass?
Speaker 1: Do you know what the spotlight right now is on?
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish Because she was spotty, spotted having the time
Speaker 1: of her life quote unquote, she sparked thropple rumors, that's
Speaker 1: all right, rumors because she was laying it on Thick
Speaker 1: the PDA with two separate people in California over the weekend.
Speaker 1: One clip apparently caught the moment she grabbed Blackwell twenty
Speaker 1: three by the face and planted a quick smooch on her.
Speaker 1: Another video show Eilish twenty two and Ason twenty three
Speaker 1: giddy in love while holding each other close and dancing good.
Speaker 1: People have just drawn the inference that they're all together
Speaker 1: and they're all having a great old time.
Speaker 3: We're doing a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where do we sit on thruple?
Speaker 4: It's not for me in a surprise to absolutely no one.
Speaker 4: I'm not interested in being in a thruptle.
Speaker 2: What about it?
Speaker 3: I want to fight for attention.
Speaker 2: What about if Paul came to you right like flash
Speaker 2: forward your five years into the marriage and he was
Speaker 2: like hate, I'll just you know, would you be open
Speaker 2: to just on a weekend we introduced a third.
Speaker 4: No, see you later, see you later. But I'm not
Speaker 4: judging other people who are into thrupples. I find them
Speaker 4: quite interesting.
Speaker 1: Do they work?
Speaker 2: What do you mean what happens is the guy with
Speaker 2: his yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, no, No, I mean I'm meaning like they can
Speaker 1: be How how are you in a legitimate relationship.
Speaker 2: Because see it's like I look.
Speaker 4: And it's you could have three blocks, you could have
Speaker 4: three women, you could have one man.
Speaker 2: We used to live with a good made of mine.
Speaker 2: We're still friends now. It was my wife him hit
Speaker 2: me out and we were together for we're all living
Speaker 2: together for like two years in Brisbane. But it worked
Speaker 2: great because I was doing breakfast show hours, so I
Speaker 2: would go to bed and he almost took over boyfriend
Speaker 2: Judy rolls. He would sit up, so he actually, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: he would say stop, No, they weren't. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: they weren't stopping.
Speaker 1: Like he would sit up and watch all the like
Speaker 1: inadvertently in the throuple.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they weren't stopping.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty we might ring him. I'm pretty sure I wasn't.
Speaker 3: The only thing wasn't being a thropple, being in trouble
Speaker 3: with Jake.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is like it was great because you
Speaker 2: got to share no no, no, no boyfriendish finish the
Speaker 2: boyfriend responsibilities. Yeah right, Like I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 2: off to bed, and he'd be like, sit up, watch sex.
Speaker 2: In the city.
Speaker 4: It's called thank you friends roommates because I lived with
Speaker 4: my best friends who were a couple and me and
Speaker 4: we like, I got on you know them, gener and Dale.
Speaker 4: I got on just as well with both of them.
Speaker 4: And I did plenty of things with that. Okay, you
Speaker 4: know all about that. Okay, that's a third wheel, that's
Speaker 4: not a thropple.
Speaker 2: But also think about the convenience of Paul's like trying
Speaker 2: to throw the leg over and you're like, not tonight,
Speaker 2: go with Debbie.
Speaker 1: No, okay, you take a ticket at the Delhi.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like take a ticket at the Deli? No.
Speaker 3: Nah, But I think people would get jealous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to be rules.
Speaker 3: It's getting more attention exactly like you.
Speaker 1: In the corner liking, well, that's the other one person
Speaker 1: more than the other.
Speaker 2: Also, I think they have to be rules. Go with me.
Speaker 2: This is massive hypothetical, but say you and I are married.
Speaker 3: Imagine the three of us in and then like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, and then we bring Clint in, and then I
Speaker 2: found out you're secretly seeing Clint without all of us
Speaker 2: being together. Like, that's when jealousy comes into pot.
Speaker 4: No, but that would be you know that I'm seeing
Speaker 4: Clint and you and Clint are also seeing each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But what I'm saying is when you're secretly
Speaker 2: going off seeing the third.
Speaker 3: Person, just an affair. That's not a throuple.
Speaker 2: So it's a throuple affair.
Speaker 4: No, it's just an Oh you mean you know we're
Speaker 4: all in a thropple. But I'm going for sneaky dinners
Speaker 4: without your yes, we'd drop you like a hot potato.
Speaker 1: You know what, you can tap your throuble.
Speaker 3: I'm staying stingle stingle, single and ready to mingle.
Speaker 2: You know what. It sounds fun, but it's a grueling process.
Speaker 2: We are currently looking to buy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds no, it is.
Speaker 3: It's exciting, but it's it's hard work.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also, like you put in that you get
Speaker 2: to be the state dot com, you put in that
Speaker 2: little bracket of how much you want to spend, and
Speaker 2: then you're just like, there's just nothing. And then you go,
Speaker 2: just for good, I'm just going to push it just
Speaker 2: a little bit higher and see what's out there. And
Speaker 2: then you push a little bit higher and you're like,
Speaker 2: look at all these.
Speaker 3: Ones I know. And then you go and see the
Speaker 3: houses and you're.
Speaker 4: Like this looks nothing like nothing like, well they look better,
Speaker 4: but sometimes they look worse.
Speaker 3: When I bought our house, I was like.
Speaker 4: It was conveniently low, so I was like, I'll go
Speaker 4: look at it. But it looks terrible on the internet.
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's not for us, but it's
Speaker 4: around the corner. Let's just wander.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We got there and we're like, this is great. This
Speaker 4: is so much better than it left online.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've had the other option where I'm rocking up
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, this they obviously took the photos
Speaker 2: ten years ago and they built it all right. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I took Hoddy along with me, my eight year old,
Speaker 2: to check out one of the houses, because I've given
Speaker 2: him the task. I've given him the like, you know,
Speaker 2: we need three bedrooms or four bedrooms?
Speaker 3: This is what do you need.
Speaker 2: You've got three kids, we need four bedrooms.
Speaker 3: Five bedrooms because you want a spare room.
Speaker 2: No, because that's what I want to get at the moment.
Speaker 2: In our rental, we've got an extra bedroom and I'm like,
Speaker 2: we're paying for this bedroom to be there just for
Speaker 2: when people come and visit.
Speaker 3: But that's what most people now.
Speaker 2: I don't want it. Not interested, not interested. We can
Speaker 2: have a fold out couch. We are no vacancy.
Speaker 4: I know you're trying to buy a house. So your
Speaker 4: mother in law isn't it I know exactly what measures.
Speaker 3: No more, Wendy.
Speaker 1: Drop a million just to get rid of there.
Speaker 2: So I was looking at a one bedroom studio with
Speaker 2: bunk beds. Anyway, we rocked up at this open home
Speaker 2: and it was quite a wanky crowd. And I mean
Speaker 2: just like everyone was very well to do and looking nice.
Speaker 4: And people make an effort, people like make a day
Speaker 4: of it. You get dressed up and you go house.
Speaker 2: See I'd just come from like sport on the weekends
Speaker 2: with the kids, so like, you know, I'm just in
Speaker 2: boardies songs.
Speaker 1: When they try to take all.
Speaker 3: You in April and Melbourne, you're wearing thongs.
Speaker 2: It was Saturday morning, it was nice weather.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a sneaker in a sock situation.
Speaker 2: Also, I want that. I want the real estate agent
Speaker 2: thinking I can't afford the joint, so that way they
Speaker 2: don't ring me.
Speaker 3: They judge you though.
Speaker 4: I turned up when we were looking and we're we'd
Speaker 4: gone for a walk and we walked in one and
Speaker 4: they just looked at us like they're.
Speaker 3: Not buying this place.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the same they judge you.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you want my phone number? He's like, no,
Speaker 2: you're right, just go through.
Speaker 3: That's what they did to us too.
Speaker 1: Oh so they didn't take your number. No. He obviously
Speaker 1: thought there was absolutely no way.
Speaker 4: They should have taken your number in case Hudson stole something,
Speaker 4: because that's joke's on them.
Speaker 2: Probable joke's on them. You should see the new three
Speaker 2: seat a counter. We've got a home.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm touring around and you know when it's
Speaker 2: awkward where you want to go into one of the rooms,
Speaker 2: but there's another couple who are just on the same
Speaker 2: time inspection as you, like, I mean like you know,
Speaker 2: like you happen to arrive when this other couple arrives,
Speaker 2: So you're checking out the same rooms in the same way.
Speaker 3: We can't expect to have a room to yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh I'd like a room to myself.
Speaker 3: No, there's heaps of people going through that.
Speaker 1: I've just started this movie. So I bought a house
Speaker 1: last year and people are measuring up the room that
Speaker 1: they are going to live in in front of you.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, this is my room. Yes, this is
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, there was one point where everyone was out
Speaker 2: of my kitchen, yes, and I'm like, I'm standing at
Speaker 2: the bench and you know when you're trying to imagine
Speaker 2: yourself in the house. And I look and around to
Speaker 2: the left had one of those little walk in pantries.
Speaker 3: Oh, Butler's pantry. Don't pretend you don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: We all know you've got one.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we don't have like a sink or
Speaker 2: anything in there. This one had like a sink, little
Speaker 2: dish washing. And then because people were still living in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 4: Oh no, see that if it was my house and
Speaker 4: there were hundreds of people coming through looking at my groceries, well.
Speaker 2: I just don't learning cupboards and stuff because I need
Speaker 2: to see exactly. But then I noticed, but then I
Speaker 2: noticed that had a Thermo mix.
Speaker 1: Oh there, posh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I really want a Thermo mix, yeah, Lou,
Speaker 2: And I like, we don't lose that, we don't need one.
Speaker 2: And no one was around, and I was looking at it,
Speaker 2: and I thought, I just I just gonna have a
Speaker 2: quick little hearn of the Thermo mix.
Speaker 4: You can't be using people's appliances, Well, you can't be
Speaker 4: turning the heavy on and off. You can open cupboards,
Speaker 4: and that you can't go into his wardrobe, and I
Speaker 4: wonder if there's jacket would look good on me? Quickly
Speaker 4: slipped this one on.
Speaker 2: Well. I hit the button on the Thermo mix, just
Speaker 2: the one button on the top. It did and it
Speaker 2: activated and then started blending straight away in it. Nothing
Speaker 2: was in it, just the steel bull was on top.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to turn this thing off, and I
Speaker 2: can hear other people coming into the kitchen to look
Speaker 2: around the open home and the plug they had like
Speaker 2: a hole in the beach. I was trying to pull
Speaker 2: it out and get to it. No, the cable went
Speaker 2: down under the bench. So I'm now opening the cupboards
Speaker 2: trying to turn this bloody thing off as other people
Speaker 2: that it was extremely stressful. Did you walk away?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: We bought the house to avoid any awkwardness. I was like,
Speaker 2: we'll take it.
Speaker 3: Did you like the house?
Speaker 2: I didn't mind it.
Speaker 3: Have you found anything you love?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 4: You know when you know you walk into a house
Speaker 4: and you're like, I love this, and doesn't mean you're
Speaker 4: going to get it because there's a thousand of people
Speaker 4: that want you have to fight them in an auction.
Speaker 4: But you know, if you think a house is just okay,
Speaker 4: it's like it's probably for me.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon that throwing the therm mix?
Speaker 2: You know what if you did something like that, mate,
Speaker 2: it's yours.
Speaker 3: You can ask it's a Thermo mix. Send you back
Speaker 3: these days five.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars. One of our team members, the Knak, is
Speaker 2: currently engaged. She's getting married at the end of the year,
Speaker 2: and we're just talking about gift registries and presents and.
Speaker 4: Wishing wells and the way to do it and what
Speaker 4: the going rate is for a wishing well, and.
Speaker 2: Loss has been to warn back you've been through one,
Speaker 2: and was giving her advice on what to ask for presents.
Speaker 4: Inflation often when there's a wishing well, I still buy gift.
Speaker 4: So I like putting thought into it and buying a gift.
Speaker 2: So I went to a Lebanese wedding. We've got really
Speaker 2: good friends of ours who have a Lebanese background, and
Speaker 2: it was just envelopes of cash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do that well done then, and some cultures
Speaker 4: that you don't live together before you get married, and
Speaker 4: so then you need this stuff for the how like
Speaker 4: you need the toasters and you need.
Speaker 2: The how's this executive producer Brady, What did you guys
Speaker 2: get at your wedding?
Speaker 3: Anak and my wife her family is all Indians. They
Speaker 3: just give you gold, just bits of gold, gold bullion,
Speaker 3: what like gold bars?
Speaker 5: Just yeah, like flakes of gold or little chips of
Speaker 5: gold or nuggets of gold.
Speaker 3: And what do you do sit there on your wedding
Speaker 3: night with your scales? Wayne, We got to go.
Speaker 2: Down to Westfield, that little chaosk you know where you
Speaker 2: traded in.
Speaker 1: We still got it. We just don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with it.
Speaker 4: Well, no, you can bank it. Gold's gold's worth a
Speaker 4: lot and gold's going up.
Speaker 1: Hold on, sitting in my dresser.
Speaker 3: I think gold's going up, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I tell people, what are you doing it?
Speaker 3: In the bank? Safe?
Speaker 2: Go down a little kaos, get them to weigh it
Speaker 2: and get the money.
Speaker 1: Little gold counters on the high street. You can go
Speaker 1: down with your loot.
Speaker 4: You know when they do those, you can you can
Speaker 4: win a house and a one hundred.
Speaker 3: Of you actually physically get the gold bar.
Speaker 2: I hope, so I think, well you do at the wedding.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? When we asked Brodie he goes, yeah, Anika,
Speaker 1: my my, what.
Speaker 2: What is she again?
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't even know where you buy?
Speaker 2: I got where you get gold no idea, no idea.
Speaker 3: Gold Mark Sovereign Hill.
Speaker 1: Michael Hills got home from work yesterday and I had
Speaker 1: a surprise so much a person.
Speaker 3: That quite like it makes me excited sometimes.
Speaker 2: No, I like notice and I can have the kids
Speaker 2: melting down and crap everywhere in the house.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, you wouldn't be a spontaneous spontaneous kind of
Speaker 4: get absolutely not, come on over.
Speaker 3: I want to the couch.
Speaker 2: At least a half in our heads up and the
Speaker 2: option to say no.
Speaker 3: Five minutes will do me.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I can't kick this thing out of my house
Speaker 1: because it's here to stay. It's not a surprise, person,
Speaker 1: it's a surprise item. Now on this show, in previous years,
Speaker 1: we've spoken about something that really gets your goat Jase
Speaker 1: and your goat Lauren Bins.
Speaker 2: The amount of colored pins Jace.
Speaker 1: This arrived yesterday. It's a new bin.
Speaker 3: Another one. What does the note say on it? You
Speaker 3: got a green bin?
Speaker 1: This is now a green bin.
Speaker 3: Now, I believe there's a difference between the lime green
Speaker 3: bin and.
Speaker 1: The dark green. It depends where you live. So this
Speaker 1: is in the city of Yarraw So this is the
Speaker 1: green bin where we're meant to put all of our
Speaker 1: garden stuff and our food wastage and this sort of thing.
Speaker 3: Well done to you if you can afford a garden
Speaker 3: in the city of Arrow.
Speaker 1: My issue isn't so much the green bin itself, That's fine.
Speaker 1: My issue is now.
Speaker 3: How many.
Speaker 1: No, I look like I've got a one up of
Speaker 1: the wiggles on my front lawn. I've gotten a yellow,
Speaker 1: a red, a purple, and a green.
Speaker 3: No, that's not okay.
Speaker 2: What's the yellow saying? No glass? That's a recycling bin.
Speaker 1: So you're right, classic, So that's that's recycling paper, cardboard,
Speaker 1: soft plastics. The red is the trash all purpose spin
Speaker 1: where everything goes.
Speaker 2: And also, can I say the red bins need to
Speaker 2: be like the size of a skippin And they're so small,
Speaker 2: so small.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not throwing out a Christmas tree every week,
Speaker 4: make that mini, I'm not even picking up the leaves
Speaker 4: they blow down the street and they pick it up.
Speaker 2: What is it twice a year? Now it's something stupid.
Speaker 1: The purple is for glass only. No lids though, don't
Speaker 1: put a lid on it, just glass. You've got to
Speaker 1: take your lid off and put it in the recycling.
Speaker 3: You'd feel that up regularly. That should be.
Speaker 1: Bigger when you're wheeling that out to the curb when.
Speaker 3: You dunk them in.
Speaker 1: The new addition, the green bin question question.
Speaker 2: How often does each one get picked?
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is another good question, Jays. The red
Speaker 1: and the green go out every week rubbish and the
Speaker 1: green got.
Speaker 2: I have to wait every two weeks.
Speaker 3: For my rubbish is unacceptable.
Speaker 2: Tell me about you've got a.
Speaker 3: Baby, the baby's nappy sitting there for two two.
Speaker 1: Weeks and then the yellow and the purple go out
Speaker 1: every fortnight. But they alternate.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you know, I put all our by counsel.
Speaker 4: I've only got two bins and I put them all
Speaker 4: out on Monday nights, both.
Speaker 2: To two bins, a recycling and a normal trash.
Speaker 3: I think so got two in my front lawn.
Speaker 2: I don't know where the others have gone, and they
Speaker 2: get emptied every week.
Speaker 3: I bought them out every week.
Speaker 2: Do you bring them in every week sometimes? Are they
Speaker 2: empty most of the time? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't have purple. I definitely don't have purple, but.
Speaker 1: That's four bins. Fit them in my front yard.
Speaker 4: You know what, you shouldn't have to pay counsel rates
Speaker 4: on the amount of square meter each they take, because
Speaker 4: that's counsel stuff.
Speaker 2: The rates we're paying, Like, doesn't someone sort this stuff?
Speaker 1: I know, Jays, why do we have.
Speaker 2: To do it?
Speaker 3: Look, it is good for the environment to recycle.
Speaker 1: I'm asking this morning. Is your counsel cooked?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Coll Have you got a cooked counsel? Have they done
Speaker 1: something that just blows your mind and you go, you're cooked?
Speaker 2: Base side counsel?
Speaker 1: What have they done, Jason?
Speaker 2: They haven't done anything. That's the issue, Queen, not a
Speaker 2: bloody thing.
Speaker 4: Someone in my counsel did something horrific. And I'll tell
Speaker 4: you what it is good.
Speaker 2: It's bad.
Speaker 3: It's gonna make.
Speaker 4: Your blood really boil like boil.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Is your counsel cooked?
Speaker 3: Mine's cooked?
Speaker 2: Do you know what the actually? You know what?
Speaker 3: The don't even know what council I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: know what it's called.
Speaker 2: The base side counsel with their little pay machines to
Speaker 2: go down to the beach.
Speaker 3: Right, what do you mean you have to pay to
Speaker 3: go to the beach, like you have to.
Speaker 2: Pay the park of the beach. Oh yeah, right right,
Speaker 2: but in the parking starts at like nine dollars and
Speaker 2: you have to hit that minus.
Speaker 1: Time you hit the.
Speaker 2: Minus and it takes twenty minutes to go down twenty
Speaker 2: it's reset and then yep, so you just pay it.
Speaker 2: I'll pay forty to park for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: You're cooked.
Speaker 2: Base side. Clint here from the newsroom as well, and
Speaker 2: we are on the lookout for cooked counsels.
Speaker 4: Clint has just received his fourth garbage bin and they
Speaker 4: go out on rotation of some bizarre carousel.
Speaker 1: Of bin directed I'm gonna is there another one to
Speaker 1: add to the set? Or is that the lot? So
Speaker 1: I've got a green, a light green of purple, a
Speaker 1: red and a yellow.
Speaker 2: Remember someone rang once and said there's a Yeah. I
Speaker 2: drove into the street after school pickup and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what's that on my bed? And it was a giant
Speaker 2: sticker lit the bin sticker of shame?
Speaker 1: Did they still collect it?
Speaker 4: Also gave it to our the guy who delivers our parcels.
Speaker 3: It's not an Australia Post guy.
Speaker 4: It's like a I don't know what they call yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a proper bowls delivery that ain't on.
Speaker 2: You know, you should go down to Super Cheap and
Speaker 2: buy one of those wheel clamps and wheel c park
Speaker 2: inspectors can't.
Speaker 1: But you know what, they park where they were, wherever
Speaker 1: they were. They're silly little cars.
Speaker 4: And the reason you can't park in certain spots for safety. Right,
Speaker 4: turn a corner and you can't see. You can't park
Speaker 4: there in your little die hat suit.
Speaker 1: Just before the cause producer n arc is fuming out
Speaker 1: there right produce an arc. What happened to you? Why
Speaker 1: is your council cooked?
Speaker 6: I'm livid. They come along with the street sweeper at
Speaker 6: least once or twice a week, and they like this.
Speaker 6: Oh the stupid little dust and leaves and stuff off
Speaker 6: the street onto all of our cars that are parked
Speaker 6: on the street, making them dirty and dusty.
Speaker 2: I'm sure those machines do nothing.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I live in a tree laden street, tree
Speaker 4: laden word, tree line street, and.
Speaker 3: They those trees molt like regularly.
Speaker 1: It's autumn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and on you is coming. It's like paper mache
Speaker 4: on the streets. They need to come on our street
Speaker 4: or there's no road left. You're going off roading four.
Speaker 1: Why is your council cooked? Jared and Doreen? Oh then, Jared,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 7: I am a garbo for two different cancils. The cancel
Speaker 7: that I live in is the city of Whittlese. They
Speaker 7: have all bin yes, they have the rubbish, recycles, grain
Speaker 7: waste and the glass bottles. And the glass bottles get
Speaker 7: picked up once a month.
Speaker 3: Clint, you'd be in trouble.
Speaker 7: The rubbish gets picked up every week. Yes, that's good,
Speaker 7: and they anate fortnightly between the recycles and the greenwaye.
Speaker 3: How do you keep up with that schedule?
Speaker 2: Is there a chart?
Speaker 1: It is crazy and confused.
Speaker 2: The other thing with.
Speaker 7: The rubbish bins, are they slowly alternating between their dark
Speaker 7: the old dark grain lid, yeah, and the new red lids?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: So annoyed.
Speaker 4: I wonder as a garbage man because if it's not recycled, ay,
Speaker 4: sometimes I just put both the bitts out hope for
Speaker 4: the best. If they're full, do they just go, let's
Speaker 4: help this Larry, she's obviously filled up a recycled I
Speaker 4: think let's not make her do the walk of shame
Speaker 4: carrying the recycle bin back in when it's still full.
Speaker 2: There was a video doing the round so the other day,
Speaker 2: and it was inside a garbage truck and they were
Speaker 2: showing how they used a little joy stick to operate
Speaker 2: the thing. And then the only thing I noticed is
Speaker 2: that there's a camera in the back of the garbage truck,
Speaker 2: so they're seeing everything comes and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, they're sorry, they're perving on your rubbish.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they'd be keeping the aligner to make sure it's.
Speaker 1: Like otherwise they're going to put the sticker in. Shame
Speaker 1: on sticker, shame.
Speaker 3: Imagine this stuff you'd seen people's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, let's go to the phones. Glenn
Speaker 2: is in Clyde. Morning, Glenn, Glennie, Glenny boy, morning. What's
Speaker 2: wrong with your counsel? They cooked?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I mean Casey counsel cooked for a bit
Speaker 9: of a different reason.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a little bit ago.
Speaker 10: They are all got done for corruption, so they're in administration.
Speaker 11: Oh so there's no counsel, not pretty much careful, no changes.
Speaker 3: It's good. Put your bins out any night.
Speaker 1: Whenever you want.
Speaker 2: Just connect on the bins. Is like people are still operating.
Speaker 2: They're just operating with them.
Speaker 11: They're still operating, but no real changes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Heaven, Heaven help. If you needed a new bin,
Speaker 4: you'd never get one. You'd have to steal it from
Speaker 4: someone else.
Speaker 3: Amanda Carriage that right.
Speaker 2: Hello on thirteen twenty four ten. How's your counsel cooked?
Speaker 11: Oh look, I don't even have an answer for this,
Speaker 11: but I would you need to dump any rubbish? Yeah,
Speaker 11: just coming out to weir views or dump views as
Speaker 11: I like to call it, and just bring your trailer,
Speaker 11: lad pats a truck dump it?
Speaker 10: Where about the matter out we views it's called could.
Speaker 4: Just dump anything anywhere anytime? Well, yeah, yep, and no
Speaker 4: one ever cleans it up.
Speaker 11: No, correct, See.
Speaker 2: We've got we've got some construction going on next door
Speaker 2: with skip No, there's there's no skin. Well they've they've
Speaker 2: demoed the house, right, so they are at to build
Speaker 2: a new house, but obviously the bins are still there
Speaker 2: and put them out. Well that's what I was going
Speaker 2: to do, but it's behind a fence, like when those
Speaker 2: little demountable fences, and I was going to open it,
Speaker 2: but they've got you know how like all the job
Speaker 2: sites now have cameras on there.
Speaker 1: You can't be done.
Speaker 3: Frowned upon to walk onto a job site around. You're
Speaker 3: only borrowing it.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 4: If it was my house and I was renovating, I
Speaker 4: would be like, feel free to check your stuff in.
Speaker 1: A community bin exactly going to cost you anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah, trading made of mind.
Speaker 3: Just leave them out the front.
Speaker 2: It goes those cameras and motion activated, so as soon
Speaker 2: as that you cross the bud.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what.
Speaker 4: That's such garbage though, because we had cameras in ours,
Speaker 4: and then I found out the cameras weren't even know
Speaker 4: they just looked like cameras to make people not.
Speaker 3: Because I was like, oh, can I check in on
Speaker 3: what the builders are doing now?
Speaker 2: Flush forward tomorrow. Hey guys, it's me calling from the watchhouse.
Speaker 2: The cameras were real. Can you come and get me.
Speaker 3: If you went to jail for using someone's.
Speaker 2: Bin, what are you in for recycling?
Speaker 3: Amanda? Good morning, Good morning. Is your counsel cooked?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, we just we just we.
Speaker 3: Just oh god, I'm cooked this morning.
Speaker 2: Do you want to run through the story again, Amna?
Speaker 3: Amanda is where you can dump anything anyway? Why Mandy
Speaker 3: is still.
Speaker 2: With even Amanda was like, why are you talking to me?
Speaker 2: I like full situation. The other day we took the
Speaker 2: kids to all Nut Park in Bentley.
Speaker 1: All Nut Park.
Speaker 2: I love a good park. It's a big it's a
Speaker 2: big thing in all Nut parked on DJ. No, you're
Speaker 2: thinking of Thomas Street Park in Campden. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: D like there's full DJ deck. So what you do
Speaker 2: is you load like a song up on your phone.
Speaker 2: You put your phone on this.
Speaker 1: Little paths an oorks cable, ox cable whatever.
Speaker 2: Don't be saying no OX at the park or.
Speaker 3: Ox cable, don't want bring the arps cave, no no no.
Speaker 2: You just sit it on top and then it plays
Speaker 2: the music through these speakers and you.
Speaker 3: Can It's not for adults, it's for kids.
Speaker 4: Jason is often down there doing Jace Hawks Mega Mix
Speaker 4: on Saturday morning.
Speaker 2: I don't like kids on anyway. We're just talking before
Speaker 2: those little Bento lunchboxes which aren't cheap, which all the
Speaker 2: kids have now at school.
Speaker 3: Lunchboxes are fancy.
Speaker 4: I got down some kind of algorithm of seeing people
Speaker 4: pack kids lunches.
Speaker 3: Like there's little tiny little tubes where people put.
Speaker 4: Their hormus, yes, and then they shop off the carrots
Speaker 4: and then they put the little strawberries in here and
Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, not my day. If I was lucky,
Speaker 4: my dad would wrap the tomato separately from my cheese
Speaker 4: and tomato sandwich, so the sandwich was and something.
Speaker 2: And they'd chuck like an ice block in there, which
Speaker 2: would water down during the day and just make everything wet. Well,
Speaker 2: we just bought these near little Bento boxes and they're
Speaker 2: not cheap anyway. Lou left one at the park and
Speaker 2: was having a knips later that night. Was like, surely
Speaker 2: someone would have left in there, and I'm like, there's
Speaker 2: no way someone hasn't pinched that lunch box.
Speaker 3: And I don't think we're pinned. They've got kids names
Speaker 3: written all over them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just scribble that out, put a sticker over
Speaker 2: the top. We went back twelve hours later, was still
Speaker 2: sitting there on the park bench. The food looked a
Speaker 2: little bit disheveled. Been in the sun all day. It
Speaker 2: was in Bentley. It was nice, but the food was
Speaker 2: looking a little bit disheveled, and that got us talking about.
Speaker 2: This is a very special edition of Make Lauren Gag.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen parents post online after school holidays
Speaker 2: when they go to get their kids' school bags sorted
Speaker 2: ready to go for the next term and they realized
Speaker 2: it emptied it. They haven't emptied the last singer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the food's still in there from last turn and it's
Speaker 2: a bit moldy. So a couple of photos that have
Speaker 2: been sent in, a couple of photos going viral.
Speaker 1: Picture number one, Oh that's that's gray.
Speaker 4: That kid didn't needy sandwich when bread's going gray and yellow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a hard no from me.
Speaker 4: But that bent to box unsalvagable that goes in in
Speaker 4: the whole. You're not mean on the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: That's that's no good.
Speaker 3: That one looks like a brain, that brain egg, it's.
Speaker 2: It's egg, but it's three different types of mold that's
Speaker 2: growing on it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that that look that looks like one
Speaker 4: of those scientific things you get in the science lab
Speaker 4: and you have to chop up.
Speaker 1: Nah, you'd use.
Speaker 2: A web wipe and give it a little wipe down.
Speaker 4: When you know that goes in the bin. That tup
Speaker 4: of egg is incinerator again.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's the tuple were queen. You can vouch plastics
Speaker 2: aren't cheap.
Speaker 1: They're not cheap.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: And one more for the road, A lunch box that
Speaker 2: was in the bin.
Speaker 3: So it's a it's a banana that's turned so it's
Speaker 3: gone black.
Speaker 4: And dare I say the whole thing would have been
Speaker 4: black at some point, but it's been in there so
Speaker 4: long that the colors actually come back into it.
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's a little yellow and a little plue.
Speaker 1: There's a hint of banana seeping out the bottom of it.
Speaker 2: And it's one of those little cooler bags as well,
Speaker 2: so the mold is now stretched to.
Speaker 3: That's a bin job. Surely.
Speaker 4: If you wouldn't, if you're telling me right now, you
Speaker 4: wouldn't throw that in the bin, then you're ted us
Speaker 4: makes a.
Speaker 1: Banana bread out of it.
Speaker 2: You can always make. We would find the oh Crushes
Speaker 2: bananas in the back of the fridge, and you're right.
Speaker 2: My mum would go, well, that's a banana bread job.
Speaker 2: We are about to hit the road.
Speaker 5: And do this, Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 2: All right, we have thirty thousands starting on Monday. We
Speaker 2: are going to hit the streets of Melbourne. We will
Speaker 2: let you know exactly where we're going to be. Will
Speaker 2: be out for about an hour or so each day,
Speaker 2: and all you have to do is come and say, hey,
Speaker 2: shake your hand and if you are, every one hundredth
Speaker 2: person will get a cheeky hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Yep, every one thousandth person will get one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: And then eventually when we hit our ten thousandth listener,
Speaker 2: they will get handed ten thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you did.
Speaker 4: The mass you're popping in to say hey and then
Speaker 4: walking away with ten K.
Speaker 2: How many winners in total we're doing the mats yesterday.
Speaker 4: Well, there'll be one ten thousand dollars winner. Yep, there
Speaker 4: will be ten one.
Speaker 3: Thousand winners, and there will be one hundred one wow,
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars winners that's.
Speaker 2: Their handshake winners.
Speaker 4: In total, thirty thousand dollars we're giving away and we're
Speaker 4: just going to keep going till we give away the
Speaker 4: ten k.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. So what you need to do is listen to Nova,
Speaker 2: keep an eye on our socials. We'll let you know
Speaker 2: exactly where we're going to be.
Speaker 4: We'll mix it up, we'll mix up the times, we'll
Speaker 4: try and it around everywhere so we can meet everyone,
Speaker 4: give everyone a fair shot, and we're also going to
Speaker 4: have an opportunity for you to call and say hey,
Speaker 4: at you.
Speaker 2: Hey, So yeah, if you can't get to us, we'll
Speaker 2: give an opportunity each morning to ring up and your
Speaker 2: hay will be comeing.
Speaker 3: Just go and say hey, there's a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: And they can't play favorites. They can't just say hey
Speaker 1: to jays, can they.
Speaker 2: No? No, no, it's got a yeah, even if you've
Speaker 2: got to fake it.
Speaker 4: And we'll put it in some kind of orderly fashion.
Speaker 4: You can't just do a drive by and scream at us.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no no, no, like join the law.
Speaker 3: Hey, get out of my way. Yeah, it doesn't count.
Speaker 2: No, not at all. We should hit up a footy game.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, idea out the front of the ging
Speaker 2: like that would be cool.
Speaker 3: Richmond train station.
Speaker 2: People can be busy that time of day, can it well.
Speaker 3: People are getting off the train on the way to
Speaker 3: the foot Yeah, not bad.
Speaker 2: So we begin on Monday. Make sure you are listening
Speaker 2: for all the details on where you can catch up
Speaker 2: with us, or you have to do is say hey
Speaker 2: to win ten K I love.
Speaker 3: This, so we're going to make ten thousand listeners over
Speaker 3: the next few days.
Speaker 2: Don't leave us, because I know you. She likes it. No, no, Lauren.
Speaker 1: Likes it got a chat?
Speaker 3: Why are you saying we won't give away the ten
Speaker 3: k before six months?
Speaker 2: I don't want to be out there going all right,
Speaker 2: well we went through three people today. You just like
Speaker 2: a chat?
Speaker 4: Well sorry, I actually like communicating with our listeners and
Speaker 4: having a conversation as opposed to you.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do? Just go hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: hey hey.
Speaker 4: Like they're production, but who made you the rule maker?
Speaker 4: I'm just you don't run this show.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if there is one skill I have,
Speaker 2: and I have very.
Speaker 1: Little, economical, You're economical, Thank you Clinton.
Speaker 2: Like you know when we go to those swinky little
Speaker 2: functions and stuff, and like you look and los might
Speaker 2: be stuck with the same person all night, Yes you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's generally you that I'm stuck. Can't shake this guy.
Speaker 3: I've been trying all night.
Speaker 4: You're just following me around like a bad smell with
Speaker 4: your lack of social skills, knowing how to say hey, I'll.
Speaker 2: Teach you how to get away from me. Monday it
Speaker 2: kicks off say hey for ten k. Make sure you
Speaker 2: keep listening to NOV to find out where you can
Speaker 2: catch us. We're about to play a song and come
Speaker 2: back and chat with our next guest. But I've never
Speaker 2: seen someone into the studio with such pace, such such.
Speaker 3: Like Yeah, speed and.
Speaker 2: Just watched it it Tom gleaks.
Speaker 5: In good Mond Mining. I'm here to get to get
Speaker 5: things done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, walked straight in and you were looking at your
Speaker 4: smart watch. I thought you were counting your steps.
Speaker 2: Ye, he's timed himself.
Speaker 5: I'm just putting himself on airline mode because I'm giving
Speaker 5: you my full focus. I'm receiving no calls at the moment.
Speaker 5: Once we're going to be connected.
Speaker 1: Our next guest brought back some credibility to the Logies
Speaker 1: after winning gold in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 5: It turns out I'm just really good at manipulating the
Speaker 5: media to get people to do things for me.
Speaker 2: So maybe this award.
Speaker 1: It's fair to say he's hard quiz. You can also
Speaker 1: catch him in person right now performing his new show
Speaker 1: Year at the Melbourne International Cody Festival. Please welcome Tom.
Speaker 2: Hey, Tommy Gleason is hanging out with us this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah to see mate, good bye, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Actually, last time Tom and I ran into each other,
Speaker 2: I think it was at a Crazy movie premier Yere
Speaker 2: Central yeah.
Speaker 5: I was trying to remember us patrolls one of the
Speaker 5: old movie.
Speaker 2: Federal Kids running everywhere on.
Speaker 5: I know, well, there there are lots of people there
Speaker 5: turning up to see the film for free. Yes, chief
Speaker 5: asses like you and me getting our kids there, getting
Speaker 5: them some free stuffs, the milannias and weird stuff, and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I saw Mark Philipoosa say oh yeah, reconnecting with his phone.
Speaker 5: He didn't seem to be interested in his kids. That
Speaker 5: is what I noticed.
Speaker 3: When you came in here.
Speaker 4: You put your watch straight on aeroplane mode to be focus.
Speaker 4: Are you an aeroplane mode going on a plane.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, aeroplane mode on the plane. That's what it's
Speaker 5: for anyone doing. Oh really we are doing is not?
Speaker 5: No one doesn't anymore.
Speaker 2: We were saying the other day, like trying to send
Speaker 2: a cheek it. Yeah, trying to send a cheeky text
Speaker 2: just on take off and you're like, come on quick
Speaker 2: as the plane's climbing.
Speaker 1: So otherwise you have to wait till you get to
Speaker 1: Gisbon exactly towers the.
Speaker 4: Pleasure of that little moment in time where you get
Speaker 4: reception again.
Speaker 5: It was just so embarrassing for me because I'm flat,
Speaker 5: I'm platinum, and I and so I get free Wi Fi.
Speaker 5: So I thought that it was just me pinging off
Speaker 5: the text from the front of the plane down the back,
Speaker 5: then communicating with Gisbone.
Speaker 4: Tell me that I live two minutes when you get
Speaker 4: it the whole time.
Speaker 2: How's the flex from this guy? I'm platinum.
Speaker 5: Must it's not a flex if it's a fact.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you'd you'd be flying a lot. I imagine.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've just collected all the points. It's not you know,
Speaker 5: it wasn't allocated to me, right, yeah, it was just Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's just who I am?
Speaker 3: You quants or virgin guy?
Speaker 5: Well, virgin virgin virgin because I enjoy service. I like
Speaker 5: being on a plane, and when you ask for something,
Speaker 5: it doesn't seem like a chored to the person that
Speaker 5: you asked from, you know, because you know you're saying,
Speaker 5: you know, can I could I please get a glass water?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: That's honest, that's true.
Speaker 1: Beg for a couple o virgin?
Speaker 4: Yes, really sad when they give you a little cup
Speaker 4: and you're like, can't just give me one of those
Speaker 4: Minich bottles that I can do? Are?
Speaker 5: They're like, sure, all right?
Speaker 2: How do you go when you sit down on the plane,
Speaker 2: like someone sits next to you. Do you ever have
Speaker 2: like a fan recognize you and they want to chat
Speaker 2: about like the TV show stand Up or anything.
Speaker 5: I have noise canceling headphones and I will put them
Speaker 5: on mid sentence they're like, hello, I'm a big fan
Speaker 5: of Heart. I don't even hear quiz. Headphones are one
Speaker 5: and I watch a special on myself.
Speaker 3: You don't like the smart so I'm playing the people.
Speaker 2: That's what I like.
Speaker 1: Hard Quiz really brings out the characters. There's some strange
Speaker 1: old people that appear on that show.
Speaker 5: Oh mate, it's just unbelievable you get on that. Like
Speaker 5: there was a There was a woman on who we
Speaker 5: had on recently and her expert subject was Doja Cat.
Speaker 5: At the time, I had not heard of Doja Cat.
Speaker 5: It was a while ago, but yeah I have now
Speaker 5: And I said to her are you on Heart? Like
Speaker 5: this was as a joke, are you because she was
Speaker 5: she was kind of posing for the camera a little
Speaker 5: bit like it was Instagram. I had to explain for
Speaker 5: it that this was like footage, it wasn't like photos.
Speaker 5: And I said, are you on here? Just as a
Speaker 5: gateway to getting onto maps as a joke, and she said, yes, ah,
Speaker 5: that's where I'm at now.
Speaker 4: Expert on doj What did you learn about Doja Cat?
Speaker 5: I learned that Doja Cat is a bit of a
Speaker 5: nutbag but very popular.
Speaker 4: Didn't you turn up to the one of the big
Speaker 4: awards shows fully as a cat?
Speaker 3: Someone interviewed her, and.
Speaker 5: I know, and I was. I mean, I would have
Speaker 5: liked it if the contestant on Hardwire did the same
Speaker 5: thing as a tribute and I had no idea what
Speaker 5: she was doing. Wouldn't that be good? Welcome to the
Speaker 5: show now.
Speaker 2: I just like some of the subjects that they're experts in.
Speaker 3: It really is what's the weirdest ones?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: There's so many. I mean one day I walked into
Speaker 5: the you know, we're back in the studio and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what have we got coming up today?
Speaker 1: Cremation?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, what's their job? They work at White Lady Funerals?
Speaker 5: All right, well they're really into it.
Speaker 1: Wow did they wear the hat the White Lady.
Speaker 3: The White Ladies.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you caught it, but your show
Speaker 2: got an appearance on goggle Box.
Speaker 5: Yes, I propped that show up.
Speaker 2: Came up goggle Box the other day. Take a listen.
Speaker 4: Wednesday on the ABC, we played along with Hard Quiz.
Speaker 2: Here's your host, Tommy.
Speaker 3: I'm impressed with Hard Quiz after all these years.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, I'm impressed.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm impressed by that is still on TV.
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is I feel the exact same way.
Speaker 5: And also I'm not really offended because to me, goggle
Speaker 5: Box is like a sandwich. Yeah right, and without Hard Quiz,
Speaker 5: there's no goggle Box. Goggle Boxes bread. Hard Quiz is
Speaker 5: the meat chew on to have a show. And the
Speaker 5: other thing is I'd be offended, but Hardy's rates more
Speaker 5: than goggle Boxes, so you know they want to They
Speaker 5: feature Hard Quiz to drag in some more viewers and
Speaker 5: they're desperate. I get it, but that's okay. They watch TV.
Speaker 5: I make TV, but I respect them.
Speaker 3: Goggle Box is Jase's favorite.
Speaker 5: That's all right.
Speaker 2: Well, the only reason because I just never get time
Speaker 2: to watch the TV, so it's my way of just
Speaker 2: recatching TV for the week. Hey, Melbourne International Comedy Festival,
Speaker 2: it is back with force. However, it wraps up this Sunday. Yep,
Speaker 2: you can still get tickets to go and see Tom's
Speaker 2: show tonight. Tell us about the.
Speaker 5: Show, Oh, come along, because it's one of the themes
Speaker 5: featured in my show is revenge. Oh yeah, there's some stories.
Speaker 5: There's some very very long cons that I've done that
Speaker 5: we're a seat revenge also on audience members, because there
Speaker 5: are people who heckled me at the top of the show,
Speaker 5: like I've never done comedy before. I mean, are you
Speaker 5: are fool? I'm going to string you through the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you would not be the comedian, No, never.
Speaker 3: I couldn't.
Speaker 4: You have to have serious balls to heckle a comedian,
Speaker 4: Like why would.
Speaker 3: You do it?
Speaker 2: Who was the comedian that we had in there?
Speaker 3: So they keep the bar open, Joey, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe keeps the bar open so people can go up.
Speaker 4: And he also says it's so that if people walk
Speaker 4: out of his show, no one thinks people are walking out.
Speaker 5: That works pretty well.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: I don't think I would love to have is maybe
Speaker 5: Lee from goggle Box could come to the show, because
Speaker 5: she seems really confident heckling the TV. I'd love to
Speaker 5: see you he in real life. I reckon you wouldn't
Speaker 5: be as brave.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: I would on my own pants before I'd have to
Speaker 2: get up and go to the bathroom. Oh yeah, performance.
Speaker 5: For your front right, come along?
Speaker 3: So I have you got shows every night until Sunday?
Speaker 5: Yeah, every night till Sunday.
Speaker 3: Pull me by tickets for tonight?
Speaker 5: Get something tonight?
Speaker 2: What time?
Speaker 5: You will never sell out on a Wednesday nine o'clock tonight?
Speaker 3: Well you might tonight now.
Speaker 2: Well tickets at comedy dot com dot Au. You can
Speaker 2: hit up ticket tech. He needs the money to stay platinum.
Speaker 2: Don't support this young guy who's doing it tough. Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. You've got anyone famous on your street?
Speaker 3: Famous neighbor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, famous neighbor And we're like, we'll.
Speaker 3: Go d grade and it can be a long stret.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Executive produce of The Thumb.
Speaker 1: My aunt lives in the same stree as Eric Banner.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one. He's he's one of Australia's
Speaker 3: biggest he's.
Speaker 2: See that's solid. You'd find reasons to go over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you that's so annoying. You could do that.
Speaker 2: Hey, Eric, we're in a friend's face.
Speaker 1: Drive past slowly or to go watch your saints go.
Speaker 3: Oh can you imagine Jake's having that conversation.
Speaker 2: I was on a boy's trip and were staying in
Speaker 2: a mate's place in la and he got his neighbor's
Speaker 2: mail by mistake and it was Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, that's a reason to go
Speaker 2: on not going be like, hey, he's got your mail.
Speaker 3: Just not be a pestle and put it in their
Speaker 3: letter box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's the fun in that?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Their housekeeper answered, I was so despise. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: can't give you their mail I really need.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm serving it to them.
Speaker 4: I need to see them or that's a flex having
Speaker 4: Orlando Bloom and Miranda care in the straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they wouldn't be living in that house anymore.
Speaker 2: They would not.
Speaker 3: She's upgraded to a mega man.
Speaker 1: Here in Melbourne, they'd be people living in like in
Speaker 1: parts of Richmond, and a lot of footballers.
Speaker 2: We'll get here we go, here we go, We'll get
Speaker 2: heaps of footy players their name. Twenty four to ten
Speaker 2: Jamie has called three morning Jamie, Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2: We're good? Who lives on your street?
Speaker 10: We actually used to live next door to Pea Miranda
Speaker 10: looking for.
Speaker 2: She has not aged. She looks exactly like she does
Speaker 2: in that movie.
Speaker 3: She does a lot of voiceover work, doesn't.
Speaker 2: She Yeah, yeah, she came into the old radio station
Speaker 2: we worked out.
Speaker 3: She still looks like Ala Brandy exactly name Ali Brandon. No,
Speaker 3: she wasn't. She was looking for Lea Brandon looking.
Speaker 2: People were looking for her.
Speaker 3: She was her character's name.
Speaker 2: Someone was looking for someone, and she's still looking so sorry.
Speaker 2: Was she your neighbor?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: She was, and you don't what. She's actually the most
Speaker 11: loveliest she seems.
Speaker 4: I interrupt this conversation to bring you some information. Alabrandy
Speaker 4: Peam Miranda played Josephine Ala Brandy.
Speaker 2: Oh, looking for her back in your box?
Speaker 3: Remember are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: How old do you think she is? Don't look at
Speaker 2: the screen?
Speaker 1: Okay, I reckon. She's probably mid forties fifty?
Speaker 3: No, what where fifty? Looking for Ala Brandy came out
Speaker 3: in the year two thousand.
Speaker 2: I was in the eight Thanks Wikipedia. Let's go to
Speaker 2: Lynn Lynn.
Speaker 10: Oh, good morning, guys. This is an old one, right,
Speaker 10: But growing up we had Ronald Biggs, the great train
Speaker 10: rother that lived in our street.
Speaker 4: He robbed train, a train, a great train.
Speaker 3: Well did he steal things from the train or he's stolen.
Speaker 10: No, I'm talking, I'm talking a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was cash on the train.
Speaker 10: Oh it was like a basic google it. You need
Speaker 10: to google it.
Speaker 4: Did you were you worried he was going to break
Speaker 4: into your house and still your gold bullion?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 10: Look, we thought it was so cool. I was just
Speaker 10: a little kid. So often after he robbed the train,
Speaker 10: we had the police in our street all the time,
Speaker 10: like looking at the house. His wife was still there.
Speaker 10: He was on the run.
Speaker 2: And then like, would you notice changes to the houses
Speaker 2: like the house? Sorry? Like after as a train robber robber,
Speaker 2: look at the swimming pool right, Look.
Speaker 10: It wasn't that sort of area. We definitely would have noticed.
Speaker 10: But my claim to fame is before he dropt the train,
Speaker 10: he actually taught me how to play cards.
Speaker 2: O count cards?
Speaker 3: You were just stolen all your money?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're playing you know. No, I'm going to teach
Speaker 2: you how to count cards. Okay, what a great neighbor.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2: Train robbery. Okay, there you go. Was that when things
Speaker 2: were black and white?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ronnie Biggs, that was way way way back.
Speaker 3: There's not much happening in people streets, is it?
Speaker 2: One question? Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Jeez and Lawrence, five thousand dollar question. Wow, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Here we go, nine past eight. One question, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: If you can know, let's go to the phones and
Speaker 2: meet today's contestine.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Simone from Greensboro.
Speaker 4: You are the chosen one for the five thousand dollars
Speaker 4: question this morning.
Speaker 8: Hello, good morning everyone.
Speaker 2: How are you you sound? Alert and smart?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Well alert, maybe not smart.
Speaker 3: What do you do with yourself? Simon?
Speaker 8: I've got a bit of a cheeky business, and you've
Speaker 8: given me a plug before kitchen language and Quint got
Speaker 8: one of my teatowls.
Speaker 2: Clint, of course you did see?
Speaker 3: Is that your favorite tea?
Speaker 2: Clean? Of course?
Speaker 1: These are the words written on them.
Speaker 7: They sure, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Good Mother's Day gift with mother's deak com Well, we've.
Speaker 8: Got a really nice, really nice apron from them eating
Speaker 8: about the chicken bake.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go, Simone.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Lawrence Simon, let's see, I don't let's
Speaker 4: see if we can win you some cash this morning.
Speaker 4: So I've got three questions in front of me. One
Speaker 4: is worth five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: It's quite tricky.
Speaker 4: The medium one is worth five hundred dollars. And the
Speaker 4: easy question for fifty bucks, what is your flavor this morning?
Speaker 11: I've got to go to five grand right, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh guts, no glory, no kmucking around. Now. Our rules
Speaker 2: are simple. Lauren's going to ask the question. You will
Speaker 2: have three seconds to answer.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: I strongly advise if you don't know straightaway.
Speaker 1: Just guess yeah, something out there?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? It is getting You knew this straight
Speaker 2: away in your lost did you yeah? And that's saying something.
Speaker 4: He's saying some all right, Simon? In scrabble? How many
Speaker 4: points is the letter Z worth?
Speaker 8: There is worth ten to one?
Speaker 3: They be or C three? I said Z or you
Speaker 3: said Z and you said ten and you have Oh
Speaker 3: my god, that.
Speaker 4: Is so Awesomeay, what are you going to do with
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars on this beautiful Wednesday?
Speaker 8: I can breathe a bit easier, I can much takes
Speaker 8: a bit of pressure off. It does take pressure off.
Speaker 8: That's really really cool. So and I'm going on at
Speaker 8: first family holiday in a while out a little bit
Speaker 8: in that and yeah it'll be great. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: And let's be honest, running a small business would not
Speaker 2: be easy. So five thousand dollars coming your way to mind.
Speaker 8: Congratulations, Thank you so much that these amazing guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you very very good.
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday.
Speaker 2: When you got five grand in your back pocket, I
Speaker 2: thought it was only old people. And Lauren it knew
Speaker 2: what scrapple letters?
Speaker 1: Well what I had no idea with.
Speaker 3: My grandma, did you that's so cute?
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, no, so I think during COVID scrabble
Speaker 4: became a big bit again.
Speaker 3: We played all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeahnn deserves a cut.
Speaker 8: Oh oh well, yeah, she was looking down.
Speaker 3: She was looking down on you.
Speaker 4: Smoan doesn't have to share our money. Hey, Simoonan, that
Speaker 4: is awesome. What a way to kick off your Wednesday. Congratulations,
Speaker 4: thanks for playing.
Speaker 1: Long so much.
Speaker 2: Thank you, no worries. Congrats. There you go, five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars and we play again tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: That easy, five winnable.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is the five thousand dollars question. Every single
Speaker 2: day up for grabs here on over one hundred.
Speaker 4: Hey, this was about this time yesterday I was telling
Speaker 4: you about my holiday. I went on with my fiance Paul,
Speaker 4: my brother. He's a beautiful fiance, Steph, and our gorgeous,
Speaker 4: brand new fourteen week old niece Cci, we call her.
Speaker 2: Here's a snapshot of what you are loaded about yesterday.
Speaker 4: We get to the airport, they've were like sixteen bags,
Speaker 4: and then you have to go to oversight his luggage
Speaker 4: to check ins, which you hate being in.
Speaker 2: The car on the car sorcery is getting a car
Speaker 2: seat put in a car.
Speaker 3: And then you get to the house, gorgeous tonal cream.
Speaker 4: Next minute there's colors every like a unicorn had vomited
Speaker 4: on the place within five minutes.
Speaker 3: Then the kitchen where there's beautiful wine glasses all stucked up.
Speaker 1: There's fifty little bottles sterilization.
Speaker 2: Sterilizer.
Speaker 3: They took fifteen bottles.
Speaker 4: Praise be to the mummers and the dads out there
Speaker 4: that managed to travel on their own with dependence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 4: It look I got I got so many DMS last
Speaker 4: year from parents being like, traveling with a baby ain't
Speaker 4: a hole.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. You and I were talking about it
Speaker 2: last night, and I would say, you're actually traveling at
Speaker 2: the easiest time right now? Easy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well look and a lot of people said that too.
Speaker 2: Like when they're that age, you still go you can
Speaker 2: still go out for restaurants.
Speaker 1: They're not talking crawling exactly. Walking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. But you know what they do do
Speaker 3: They dribble and vomit on everything.
Speaker 1: That doesn't a dummy just fix everything.
Speaker 3: She's not really a dummy, sucker.
Speaker 2: Really, it meant for you, so we don't hear you complain.
Speaker 4: She's so cute, but I've never seen you feed it,
Speaker 4: I should say, and then she vomits it back up
Speaker 4: again and then they just dribble, So I reckon. She
Speaker 4: would have had eight costume changes a day. It's not
Speaker 4: outfit changes. I had about six costume changes a day.
Speaker 4: All of my clothes are also covered in.
Speaker 2: Through the onesies. And I'll give you hot tip. If
Speaker 2: you're buying a onesie is a gift for someone, don't
Speaker 2: get them one with buttons?
Speaker 1: What about those.
Speaker 2: At three o'clock in the morning. Three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: you haven't slept for three days trying to get them.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, and they bought it because we went zips
Speaker 4: spying they so they bought all the cute outfits that
Speaker 4: I had spent money on buying for her, and they
Speaker 4: just don't even bother ever dresser in the cute little
Speaker 4: outfits I bought. They're just completely impractical. No one told
Speaker 4: me that babies don't want to be in little matching sets?
Speaker 1: Did you get oshkosh gosh?
Speaker 2: I did? Overall, I'm gonna get muma matching out.
Speaker 4: And it was hot, right, so she's a bit unsettled,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, well, maybe she's thirsty.
Speaker 3: We'll give her some water.
Speaker 4: And no, no, no, it was like slow, who knew
Speaker 4: babies don't drink water?
Speaker 1: I thought they had them out of the little sippy cups.
Speaker 3: Chippy cups of water. No, but she's having formula, which
Speaker 3: is mixed with water. Why don't you have water? How
Speaker 3: does she hydrate.
Speaker 2: Through the formula? Babies babies just can't es water when
Speaker 2: they're souper.
Speaker 3: But if she has water, she wants the water, the
Speaker 3: vomit will be clear. No, that's way better for my
Speaker 3: laundry habits?
Speaker 2: Is that? How you?
Speaker 3: Anyway? I didn't feed her water because I got told babies.
Speaker 2: Don't drink like gremlins.
Speaker 3: How old are they when they drink water? A few months, right, well,
Speaker 3: she's a few months.
Speaker 1: And how long are they on the old formula for
Speaker 1: before they go the solidy tar business?
Speaker 2: Eighteen twelve months started teeth? Like around the twelve month mon.
Speaker 3: Did they turn into little crocodiles? Little tea?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it can get towards eleven twelve month
Speaker 2: mark because if lady's still breastfeeding, they like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Like like I remember, you know Louid be breastfeeding. Then
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 4: Oh, so she was dribbling and I was like, maybe
Speaker 4: she's teething, And I'm like, Lauren, she was born about
Speaker 4: three seconds ago.
Speaker 3: Shen't. I was like, oh, why was she dribbling?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Was it relaxing? You seem relaxed.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't even get me started on trying to take
Speaker 4: a child to the beach, Like the amount of stuff.
Speaker 4: I was like, you can stay home, No, you.
Speaker 2: Got to get You're gotta start getting ready the day before.
Speaker 3: I'll see you guys there because this ain't it.
Speaker 1: Did the child have a bonnet?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? I put her in sunglasses and she
Speaker 3: was weakened at Bernie's. You don't remember that show? Look
Speaker 3: who's talking?
Speaker 4: Yes, the sunglasses that was her there were many things
Speaker 4: that shook me about being on holiday with a baby.
Speaker 4: I mean, how on earth as a new parent do
Speaker 4: you get anything done?
Speaker 3: Ever? When do you eat yourself? When do you rest?
Speaker 4: When do you sit down? I don't think my sister
Speaker 4: in law sat down for seven days while we were there.
Speaker 2: I sat down ten years ago now.
Speaker 4: And then I'm holding the baby on the couch, sitting down,
Speaker 4: of course, and I see Steph, my sister in law,
Speaker 4: standing in the kitchen, rocking like she's on a boat,
Speaker 4: like she's got the sea legs.
Speaker 3: But she's just so used holding the baby in constantly.
Speaker 2: You know what I used to do out of habit,
Speaker 2: because like we would always rock the baby in the
Speaker 2: pram if we're at a cafe, and I'd use my
Speaker 2: foot on the wheel.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then after the kids graduating out of the pram
Speaker 2: and stuff, I used to still sit at cafes rocking my.
Speaker 1: Yes, like you're playing the drums.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No one warns you about this stuff. You get sea
Speaker 3: legs permanently.
Speaker 2: Whum, let's run with this thirteen twenty four ten. What
Speaker 2: did they not tell you about having a.
Speaker 3: Baby, Like the fact they can't drink water?
Speaker 2: No, you could kill them.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's I know that now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten. What did they not warn
Speaker 2: you about when having a kid?
Speaker 3: Did they not warn you that you wouldn't sit down
Speaker 3: for seventeen years?
Speaker 2: Because that's how say it, and you just sit there
Speaker 2: and go, oh, they're doing it the wrong one.
Speaker 1: I'm still thrown by that story you told ages ago
Speaker 1: about sucking the snot out of the nose.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if they get a block nose and you
Speaker 2: can't and you can't buy a sucker from the chemist,
Speaker 2: you did it like mouth to mouth. You put the
Speaker 2: mouth over the end of the nose.
Speaker 4: And did they never tell you you'd ever be able to
Speaker 4: go to the toilet in peace?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 3: That's what everyone says about Toddlance.
Speaker 4: Right, You're just trying to do, just trying to have
Speaker 4: one minute to yourself and the kids are just in there.
Speaker 3: I'll put a padlock on my door.
Speaker 2: All jokes aside. I have alone at a moment the
Speaker 2: other night, like I started getting two kids sorted, I
Speaker 2: was about to saw it Archie and I just sat
Speaker 2: down on the bed and just shed a tear and went,
Speaker 2: I feel like I have no life right now, and
Speaker 2: then I was like, okay, time to get Archie ready
Speaker 2: for a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Archie's world and you're living in That was
Speaker 4: our holiday.
Speaker 3: It's Sienna's world.
Speaker 1: And I'm just to Sienna have a baby monitor.
Speaker 4: Mate, the amount of bait. There's one on the crib,
Speaker 4: there's one on the something else, it's.
Speaker 3: On the phone.
Speaker 1: It's just CCTV.
Speaker 4: Leave her at home and we'll go out because there's
Speaker 4: enough cameras on it, we'll know what's going on.
Speaker 2: It was like filming Boog Brothers. Stand by for Bedroom Camp,
Speaker 2: Take Bedroom Care, seriously, Sleeping Camp, Take Sleeping Camp.
Speaker 4: And I kept thinking, thinking she was moving out of
Speaker 4: the corner of my arm the monitor.
Speaker 3: So I go check on her, but she's for the crib.
Speaker 1: Rocks, the electric crib yah popular.
Speaker 3: It's like she's escaping.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We're asking what
Speaker 2: did people not tell you before having children? There really
Speaker 2: should be some sort of warning label, a manual, Yeah, mate, manual.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's DVDs about it.
Speaker 2: Well, they have those like classes that you go to.
Speaker 2: We had a whole bunch.
Speaker 4: Of knobs and they tell you things like you're never
Speaker 4: ever going to wear clean clothes again.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, and that's the thing they tell you,
Speaker 2: like stuff that.
Speaker 1: Really I'm sorry the priorities.
Speaker 4: I only wear black thinking it doesn't get as dirty,
Speaker 4: but it actually shows up vomit. More they saying to
Speaker 4: you should only wear white and light colors because you
Speaker 4: can't see the baby.
Speaker 2: They're more teaching you things like choking hazards.
Speaker 1: Occupied with getting the baby out, just like that's your
Speaker 1: focus at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 4: Whole lesson on that, but that's someone else's job to
Speaker 4: help get it out.
Speaker 3: Your job is what to do with it when it's out.
Speaker 2: And you know, there's no signing of papers. You just
Speaker 2: take it home.
Speaker 3: No, you don't have to sit for a lot, micro
Speaker 3: chip it.
Speaker 2: They don't. But they're like, all right, well you guys
Speaker 2: seen like you're in good health, good luck, and that's it.
Speaker 2: You don't sign them out, You just grab them walk out.
Speaker 4: So they don't tell you you're not going to sit
Speaker 4: down for the first seventeen years of your life.
Speaker 1: No, you get a visit sometimes from yes, she's a sorry.
Speaker 3: Wrong, the nurse, the council.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they come around and laugh and mock at you.
Speaker 2: Amy in Hampton Park on thurteen, twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: What did people not tell you about having kids?
Speaker 9: They didn't tell me about the teating stage, when they
Speaker 9: first get their teeth and when the last ones come in.
Speaker 3: What happens.
Speaker 9: My son got his first teeth at four months and
Speaker 9: he's almost two and he's back mollers are now starting
Speaker 9: to come in night.
Speaker 3: Do they dribble a lot and scream?
Speaker 2: Yes they do.
Speaker 9: He sucks his thumb. We go through t shirts, bibs, clothes,
Speaker 9: they just drill, turn off.
Speaker 3: You know what's disgusting?
Speaker 1: I think I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 4: That parents use I don't think it's for dribble though,
Speaker 4: but parents use it, and I'm sure it's an excellent tool.
Speaker 3: But there's someone with no kids. It makes me want
Speaker 3: to vomit.
Speaker 4: They wear those bibs that are buckets. Yeah, it dribbles
Speaker 4: out of their mouth and it goes in their bucket.
Speaker 4: And then occasionally you catch the kids scooping the food
Speaker 4: back out of the bucket and going for a second hood.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the parents spout and the spoon.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 2: Other worse, it's going to go on the floor. It's
Speaker 2: just more mess. You put it in the bin back
Speaker 2: in the times from the mouth, why not.
Speaker 3: The big bucket? Short practical, but it's foul.
Speaker 2: Where do you sit on the chain, bitch? Actually the chain?
Speaker 3: I just take my breakfast the.
Speaker 2: Chain up where the dummies attached to a chain.
Speaker 3: It's brilliant on the.
Speaker 1: Floor, like the sunglasses with the chain.
Speaker 3: You know what else? I found just dummies everywhere in
Speaker 3: the house as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just do they just get lost.
Speaker 2: You bought those fun little dummies that have like the
Speaker 2: fake mustache and stuff on them.
Speaker 4: No, no, but she had a glow in the dark
Speaker 4: one and I went into check on her and I
Speaker 4: thought there was an alien coming out of her mouth.
Speaker 3: I was like, what godre world is going on here?
Speaker 3: I went on holidays.
Speaker 4: I spoke about it yesterday with my brother and sister
Speaker 4: in law, beautiful niece, Sienna. She's fourteen months old, and
Speaker 4: I am learning all kinds of things that I never
Speaker 4: knew happened when you have babies to look aftersh.
Speaker 2: What did they not warn you about when it comes
Speaker 2: to having kids?
Speaker 10: First, I wanted to say, Gates and Lauren and Clint,
Speaker 10: we missed you when you were gone. I put themselves
Speaker 10: in their rooms. Your kid and twelve.
Speaker 1: My daughter said this.
Speaker 10: Clint doesn't come back on, I'm not going back to school.
Speaker 2: Well, you need to watch her. If she's got that
Speaker 2: attitude that it's a troubled team, teleportant.
Speaker 3: Education is and she loves you clean.
Speaker 2: What did they not warn your trash?
Speaker 10: Don't go shopping just by the basic prem the basic,
Speaker 10: the japs one, whatever you can and just pass it
Speaker 10: down from child to child. Like I said, I've got sixteen,
Speaker 10: thirteen and twelve chrust.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say had sixteen kids.
Speaker 3: Don't go to the baby shops.
Speaker 2: Like we went and bought the big pimp and pram.
Speaker 2: It looks all pretty and everything.
Speaker 3: You don't buy the pimp and pram.
Speaker 2: We used the two hundred dollar job all the time.
Speaker 2: It's just easier one hand.
Speaker 3: Welming. Oh man, it's all they're overwhelming seventy options.
Speaker 4: Well then they so when we're on holidays, they hired
Speaker 4: all of this stuff that turned up at the house
Speaker 4: and someone like helped set it all up, and so
Speaker 4: they had like their home set up in the house.
Speaker 4: What does a baby doesn't like staying in someone else's
Speaker 4: room apparently not like its own.
Speaker 2: Normal You know they got now you know the car seats.
Speaker 3: Right, car seats are a nightmare trying to get it
Speaker 3: out of the car.
Speaker 4: No, no, let's just sell the car and buy a new one.
Speaker 2: Let's just torch the car or do an insurance job. No. Now,
Speaker 2: you can hit a button in the car seat automatically
Speaker 2: comes out, so you're not leaning into the car. Some
Speaker 2: of them are.
Speaker 3: Ridiculously I mean it comes out like out the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shut up.
Speaker 3: So that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Like the little baby seats, so you're not crouching through
Speaker 2: the back and you know, not hit the baby's head.
Speaker 3: But also they're so small. I put the baby in
Speaker 3: just so tight in there. I'm like, she can't swing
Speaker 3: a cat in there. She got enough room. They're like, no,
Speaker 3: gotta be tightt be snug.
Speaker 2: That's the idea to save their life.
Speaker 1: They still have baby capsules that old day when we
Speaker 1: were in the capsule.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the capture unclip it. They're a bloody godsends Louise.
Speaker 3: All the accessories. It's very expensive having a.
Speaker 1: Child, absolutely so.
Speaker 3: And then they grow and then you need a different
Speaker 3: car seat in like three.
Speaker 2: Minutes that they grow.
Speaker 3: But I thought the car seat will grow with the child.
Speaker 1: Do you know why they grow because they eat a lot.
Speaker 1: My sister's like a walking snack machine. Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 1: a machine. And they just after you, like just had
Speaker 1: the banana. Now they're into the bloody barbecue shape and.
Speaker 2: You know what, just after you've cleaned up after breakfast.
Speaker 4: My god, it's like you, Jason, You're a giant baby.
Speaker 2: Louise, don't laugh and encourage them. Why did they not
Speaker 2: warn you about having a.
Speaker 9: Kid sleep regressions for months?
Speaker 3: When they're eating the sleep regression when.
Speaker 9: They learn a new skill, I still haven't worked it out.
Speaker 9: My son's firstborn failed every sleep school and sleep consultant
Speaker 9: we have, So what.
Speaker 3: Does that mean? So they could be a good sleeper?
Speaker 4: And then they go back all of a sudden grow
Speaker 4: teeth and Oise, what are they doing trying to get
Speaker 4: the munchies at midnight or something? Because we've got teeth.
Speaker 2: Now, Louise, have you ever experienced a night terror?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They are absolutely frightening. This is where like the.
Speaker 1: Kid will just they weed themselves.
Speaker 2: They half wake up with a full nightmare, freaking out
Speaker 2: and you go running in and they're screaming and you're
Speaker 2: trying to wake them but they're still asleep.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's like they're possessed by something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have that quite often.
Speaker 3: I've had night terrors, you know, where you freeze.
Speaker 2: And that's because you wake up and you don't know
Speaker 2: where you are.
Speaker 1: It's very different last night.
Speaker 4: You know what else freaks me out though, It's called
Speaker 4: the dream feed where the babies asleep still put the
Speaker 4: bottle in and somehow they still suck on it while
Speaker 4: they're sleeping.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's a dream feed.
Speaker 3: Someone trying to feed you while you're asleep.
Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be lovely.
Speaker 2: I'll try it with the Carlton this Saturday, streaking out.
Speaker 2: Do your head hits the table, I'll be like, he
Speaker 2: can take another. Alison on Thurtay twenty four ten. What
Speaker 2: did they not warn you about having kids?
Speaker 8: When you're in labor, you often cool yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh i've heard this.
Speaker 1: Sorry, at what stage once you've well.
Speaker 9: If you're having a natural birth, when when you're pushing
Speaker 9: very hard, yes, your body's just trying to get everything out.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I had a sister who was so concerned.
Speaker 1: About this, about pulling yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she just said, I'm not going to cope with that.
Speaker 4: She was funny about the toilet, she said, I'm not.
Speaker 4: And so she did all of these things before giving
Speaker 4: birth to make sure she didn't purpose at the same time,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to put this delicate and her husband and
Speaker 4: she said to him, I just I just don't. I
Speaker 4: don't want you down there. I don't want He really
Speaker 4: wanted to be down the catching end, and she said,
Speaker 4: I don't want you to be.
Speaker 3: And so she did everything.
Speaker 4: And after she gave birth, did I poop myself?
Speaker 3: And he said, no, honey, you didn't. You didn't. Well done,
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 4: Darling handed the baby. About six years later in an
Speaker 4: argument about something, having a blow up about something, and
Speaker 4: he turned around and said.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what you yourself when you gave birth
Speaker 3: and she nearly died. Did he hung on to it
Speaker 3: for that?
Speaker 7: Sweet?
Speaker 3: She was like, you, but it's quite common, it's very common.
Speaker 3: But she was just convinced it hadn't happened. Six years
Speaker 3: later she found out.
Speaker 2: This is bloody crazy, this youth crime around Melbourne at
Speaker 2: the moment, a police chase, machetes in the car, shopping
Speaker 2: center brawls. I know everyone gave me crap earlier when
Speaker 2: I said, like, you know, we need to get like
Speaker 2: social media companies on board so we can ban them
Speaker 2: from social media accounts because that, to me, that's the
Speaker 2: only way I.
Speaker 1: Think you can really and that's where it's starting.
Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, My concern is how do you
Speaker 2: punish your fifteen year old like they just give them
Speaker 2: the chair block, No, lock them up.
Speaker 3: There is a serious issue with reoffending and reoffending.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but at the moment it's like say they you know,
Speaker 2: like these idiots that were doing the shopping center brawl
Speaker 2: or you know, the stolen car.
Speaker 1: Think I think the issue is in the courts. The
Speaker 1: courts are not dishing out anything but a slap on
Speaker 1: the one hundred percent lock them up, juvenile justice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: But the backlock you know in courts and then trying
Speaker 2: to like you know, find the facilities.
Speaker 4: These kids they're going to court and then they're being warned,
Speaker 4: they're walking out of.
Speaker 3: There, so they're getting to court.
Speaker 2: It's reoffending for me. Reoffending for me.
Speaker 3: Just kids make mistakes and kids do dumb things.
Speaker 1: Kids shouldn't be in. BMW's making their way from Baronia
Speaker 1: in Melbourne's through campbe will Glen Iris into Richmond into
Speaker 1: the city in a stolen car with machetes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, no, No, they shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to say, where are the parents?
Speaker 2: I know you can't control a fifteen year old all
Speaker 2: the time and stuff, but you know, if it was
Speaker 2: ten pm last night on a Tuesday night, my kid
Speaker 2: wasn't home, I would wonder where the hell they are.
Speaker 4: Sorry, when you're fifteen and sixteen, you know better. It's
Speaker 4: not about what mum's telling you to do. You know
Speaker 4: better than that, and you have to wear it yourself.
Speaker 2: Roll out, Judge Judy, I say.
Speaker 1: Judge Lauren.
Speaker 3: By the sound of it, Oh, I know that'd all
Speaker 3: be locked.
Speaker 2: Up for a parking ticket. You've just given me twelve
Speaker 2: years jail, maximum security. Believe Golf Adelaide is coming back.
Speaker 2: Made of mind Nathan the boys went last year. This
Speaker 2: was a rookie move all the trades right. He was like, hey, boys,
Speaker 2: I'm going to take you off the job site, take
Speaker 2: you for a party couple of days away in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: They hired a minibus and drove there and I'm like, gracious,
Speaker 2: I'm like, fly back, fly.
Speaker 1: Back that cost? How long does that take? Ten hours.
Speaker 2: Yep, about eight hours.
Speaker 3: That'd be fun for the first four hours.
Speaker 2: See, I think it'll be fun to drive there. But
Speaker 2: then after partying at Live Golf for three days, he
Speaker 2: said the drive back was so somber. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: that's a flight back job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be like, see you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 2: A mini bush torch that bus claiming true to get
Speaker 2: a flight back. So Live Golf Adelaide returns April twenty
Speaker 2: six to twenty eight with world class golf, fan village
Speaker 2: fun and headline music acts. Tickets are at livegolf dot com. Otherwise,
Speaker 2: if you hit up the Noble website, we will take
Speaker 2: care of the lot. Plus you could be putting for
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 1: Abolutely They used to do that on Prices right. Whoever
Speaker 1: the part for the car that.
Speaker 2: Is my favorite and the.
Speaker 3: How on earth could you remember? I loved the prices?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: So did I bring that back?
Speaker 3: Mariam? To get off the morning show and get back
Speaker 3: on the prices right now?
Speaker 2: It's funny, Larry, he's very good on the show.
Speaker 1: On the chase step, No, that's someone.
Speaker 3: Else's on the chain chase on the chase.
Speaker 2: On the chain getting point as well.
Speaker 3: I love the tipping point. I want to go on
Speaker 3: the tipping ports.
Speaker 1: A great win last night on the tipping point.
Speaker 2: Supermarket run around, right, but they'd run around with the
Speaker 2: shopping trollet and because they were always more expensive.
Speaker 4: Speaking of game shows, what about Taylor Swift's boyfriend Travis
Speaker 4: Kelsey is hosting has just been announced to be hosting
Speaker 4: similar to are you Smarter than a fifth grader?
Speaker 3: But it's are you smarter than a celebrity?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean he's just making Hey.
Speaker 4: Well the sunshines is absolutely good on him, but that
Speaker 4: will be cringe.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I reckon. Taylor's like, hey, babe, I reckon,
Speaker 2: do a pass on this. We're good for money.
Speaker 1: So you've got a university degree. The other day, Travis Kelsey,
Speaker 1: what is he doing something akin to a doctorate? You
Speaker 1: know he's celebrated by cracking a tinians, scowing.
Speaker 3: Videos of the Coachella Honey, someone to cuddle me like that?
Speaker 3: And sing to ice Space with beard. He's looks like
Speaker 3: he looks like a bodyguard. I like it.
Speaker 2: You've also got your own man.
Speaker 4: I know he's also and he won't wrap his arms
Speaker 4: around me like that and sing to Ice, Spice with
Speaker 4: his cap on backwards and his song.
Speaker 2: All right, that is it. We are getting out of here.
Speaker 2: You keep drinking.
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Speaker 4: one hundred.
Speaker 1: Lauren on Socials