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Speaker 2: On this episode. It's been a big week on the internet,
Speaker 2: which we love because some weeks it's not. So we're
Speaker 2: doing things a little bit differently this week for you.
Speaker 2: We have a surprise. Some of you might love it,
Speaker 2: some of you might hate it.
Speaker 1: I think they're going to absolutely love it. This episode
Speaker 1: has been out of control.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't care either way, okay, because it's our show,
Speaker 2: not yours. But I think without further ado, we should
Speaker 2: just get into it because there's no further explanation needed. Deal, mean, doll,
Speaker 2: let's go. Would you like to say you'relying, Brittany, because've
Speaker 2: forgotten that the last few weeks.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, Hello scrollers, Welcome back to
Speaker 3: another episode of us doing mediocre and excited to be here.
Speaker 2: No, not life changing, nothing, Still not sure how we
Speaker 2: have an audience, but so grateful for it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did we do to deserve?
Speaker 2: Honestly, we are here and living and thriving and obsessed.
Speaker 2: I actually have had a great week on the internet.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. Sometimes we get together on
Speaker 2: a Monday morning or sometimes a Sunday night, and we
Speaker 2: go Now, nothing happens is what.
Speaker 1: We come in and then we record, and then as
Speaker 1: soon as we go home, like for the next twenty
Speaker 1: four hours, that's when everything good happens on the internet.
Speaker 1: We're like, for fox sake, and it's too late by
Speaker 1: the next week for us to talk about it. The
Speaker 1: universe is just out to get us sometimes. But like,
Speaker 1: if we can just talk about like nothing and people
Speaker 1: love it, like just absolute garbage for so, I feel
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I thought, because we had such a killer week,
Speaker 2: we actually came together to brainstorm what we're going to
Speaker 2: talk about for today's episode, and we actually had so
Speaker 2: many good ideas that I was like, how about we
Speaker 2: switch things up. We're doing something a little bit different today.
Speaker 1: Which you know I love doing. I love bending the rules, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and so today I thought what we could do
Speaker 2: for your scrollers is an entire episode of royal flushes
Speaker 2: back to back, because there have been so many good
Speaker 2: Royal Flushes of the Week this week that I could
Speaker 2: not pick, and I thought stuff at Britain Film all,
Speaker 2: so play the track or whatever whoever's edited something this week,
Speaker 2: hit it.
Speaker 4: Please be upstanding for the royal flush.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's time for our Royal flush of the week,
Speaker 2: best thing we've seen on the internet this week. But
Speaker 2: of course that thing will continue for the entire rest
Speaker 2: of the episode because it's been so many Getting straight
Speaker 2: into it, would you like me to go first?
Speaker 1: Fine, because I've got.
Speaker 2: One that's come off the back of something we're talking
Speaker 2: about not long ago. Remember we were talking about Pooh samples.
Speaker 2: When you turn fifty, you get the kit in the
Speaker 2: mail from the government or whoever sends it, and you've
Speaker 2: got a Pooh You've got to get a sample send
Speaker 2: it off.
Speaker 1: How does that work? I'm curious?
Speaker 2: Well, thankfully, viral flush is Have you ever had to
Speaker 2: do a Pooh sample? By the way, not fifty.
Speaker 1: Something might have happened, not the maginal.
Speaker 2: Pooh sample, but you know, sexual health checkups, I've got
Speaker 2: to put the swab up up my bum.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you're going to get onto this about
Speaker 1: the Pooh sample, but I'm just curious because I've obviously
Speaker 1: never done a Pooh sample. But are you literally putting
Speaker 1: a cup down to your bum and poohing? Because what
Speaker 1: if the poo's too big and it overflows.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to anyone listening to this out loud today.
Speaker 2: I'm just imagining someone's gone, hey, everyone, I've actually found
Speaker 2: this really good podcast. Let's play it out loud at work.
Speaker 2: Let's put it on the speakers at work and everyone
Speaker 2: can enjoy the diary. And here we are. We're not
Speaker 2: even four minutes into the bloody thing, and here we
Speaker 2: are going we're talking about Pooh samples. Now, look, it's
Speaker 2: a fact of life. We cover everything here at High
Speaker 2: Scrollers New and if it's trending, going viral, or has
Speaker 2: you gripped, we're talking about it. And this has had
Speaker 2: me gripped this week because I saw a demo video
Speaker 2: on TikTok and have a listen to this because there
Speaker 2: are a few little pointers I want to talk about here.
Speaker 4: Will we and flush the toilet. Then take one of
Speaker 4: the flushable toilet liners and lay it over the water
Speaker 4: in the toilet bowl. This will catch your poo. Once
Speaker 4: you have done a poo, the next step is to
Speaker 4: open the collection tube by twisting the green cap. Scrape
Speaker 4: the tip of the stick attached to the cap over
Speaker 4: different areas of the surface of the poo. You only
Speaker 4: need a tiny sample smaller than a grain of rice.
Speaker 4: Put the stick back into the collection tube and click
Speaker 4: the lid shut. Shake the tube up and down several times.
Speaker 4: Make sure you don't open it again.
Speaker 1: Like imagine his voice over artists recording that he's been kissing.
Speaker 2: Surely there are so many points to consider here. First
Speaker 2: of all, the fact they've got a demo video I
Speaker 2: absolutely love. The funniest part for me is they've had
Speaker 2: to get a voice actor to put on a voice
Speaker 2: like this so that they can connect with the men
Speaker 2: of Australia to get in there and scrape a sample
Speaker 2: of their poo because you can't have like because think
Speaker 2: about it, that's that's where my mind went. I went,
Speaker 2: imagine men manly Australian fifty year old man mother getting
Speaker 2: a video and a lady's going firstly, place the paper
Speaker 2: on the bottom of the toilet and do your poo.
Speaker 2: Men are gonna go the fucking guy. I'm not doing
Speaker 2: this stup. I'm not doing that. I'm not letting her
Speaker 2: tell me what to do. I'm not letting her woman
Speaker 2: tell me how to do my business on the toll
Speaker 2: So they've had to get a man in, and not
Speaker 2: only just a man saying place the paper down and
Speaker 2: do a pooh. He's there going DM Mike, Sure you
Speaker 2: don't you shake it, you don't pick it out again,
Speaker 2: like listen to his voice.
Speaker 4: The toilet and flash the toilet.
Speaker 2: Do away and flush the toilet. Mike, shure you flush it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what fun is. I think whoever
Speaker 1: was responsible for this, like this is the exact thoughts
Speaker 1: that they had that we need to get a rugged,
Speaker 1: manly bloke for this video.
Speaker 2: Just so that the men of Australia can relate and
Speaker 2: actually want to take the test, which I totally get
Speaker 2: and understand. And I'm not laughing at the fact that
Speaker 2: they've done it, but I'm also laughing at the fact
Speaker 2: that they've done it. Like I get, it's a really
Speaker 2: important thing that that men have to do, and I
Speaker 2: think women have to do it as well. Right, I'm
Speaker 2: not sure. I've never tried to think about this sort
Speaker 2: of stuff. I'll cross this bridge.
Speaker 1: I've ever tried to think about it.
Speaker 2: You should try, But I just think there's also obviously
Speaker 2: a video attached demonstration there. They've got nice little cartoon
Speaker 2: graphics showing the scrape of a grain of rice no more.
Speaker 2: And that answered some of your questions because you were saying,
Speaker 2: how does it work?
Speaker 1: So is that how poo samples have always worked? Like
Speaker 1: you poo onto a sheet across the toilet, apparently scrap
Speaker 1: like a grain of rice and not put in the
Speaker 1: container and shake, give it a shame. And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. The fact that they had to put in there,
Speaker 1: don't open it again like that means someone has and
Speaker 1: something's gone terribly wrong for them to put that disclaimer
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: So that was one of my royal flushes of the week.
Speaker 1: Your two, okay, Well mine is a bit more serious.
Speaker 1: I'm not very woo woo are you.
Speaker 2: In certain aspects? Yes, I believe in what goes around
Speaker 2: comes around. Arm things like that. I believe in some
Speaker 2: sort of paranormal activity, I guess, and ghost to an extent,
Speaker 2: but it depends what woo woo you're referring to. Actually,
Speaker 2: so we woo, I'm all about the horoscopes. I'm up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm weo wo Okay, you're we wei.
Speaker 1: Well, I would say I'm not. But I do believe
Speaker 1: in like like kind of like manifesting, but not like
Speaker 1: just think of a hundred thousand dollars and you will
Speaker 1: get a hundred thousand dollars like a fuck that you
Speaker 1: have to work hard. Yeah, shut up. But I saw
Speaker 1: this one video and I forgot the bloody save it,
Speaker 1: but it just stuck with me. And this is just
Speaker 1: a little positive royal flush, something that I want all
Speaker 1: of us to practice, and I think something that I
Speaker 1: have subconsciously been practicing for like the last few years.
Speaker 1: And I would say that I used to not be
Speaker 1: this way anyway. I can't remember exactly what was said
Speaker 1: because I didn't fucking save it, but it was someone
Speaker 1: talking and they were saying that we should try to
Speaker 1: not ever say negative thoughts out loud because you will
Speaker 1: then like manifest that shit into your life. So that
Speaker 1: includes complaining out loud, winging about something, just always being
Speaker 1: down in the dumps out loud could never be me
Speaker 1: yeb And then they said, well.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't have a podcast to an extent.
Speaker 1: But and I fully, when I saw this video, I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, like one hundred percent because even just
Speaker 1: like bitching about people, gossiping, like talking negatively, it was
Speaker 1: just like a woo woo video. And they were saying like,
Speaker 1: if you put that negativity out of your mouth into
Speaker 1: the world, you're gonna attract that shit back. And then
Speaker 1: it got me thinking, I feel like I used to,
Speaker 1: like back in the day, maybe when I was like
Speaker 1: a teenager or early twenties, I would like complain a
Speaker 1: lot and whinge about things. And I reckon, it's so
Speaker 1: fucking true because now I don't know why, like I
Speaker 1: haven't made the decision to do it, but I feel
Speaker 1: like now I basically don't complain about anything, or I
Speaker 1: try to, like even if I've got a million things on,
Speaker 1: like I'm never like oh fuck, like works fucking busy
Speaker 1: and this and that, Like I just try to be
Speaker 1: positive about everything, no matter how hectic life is or
Speaker 1: no matter who's doing what at work or whatever, like
Speaker 1: it's so easy fresh' Like, oh, for fuck's sake, these
Speaker 1: girls at work, I wish they would just do this
Speaker 1: and that. But I feel like I've subconsciously been practicing
Speaker 1: only speaking positively. And I know that's like very wi
Speaker 1: will and like lame, but I think it's fucking true
Speaker 1: and I believe in it, and so my thing, like
Speaker 1: for this royal flush is try to do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: try not to complain out loud all the time. You
Speaker 1: can still think negative things and whatever, but try not
Speaker 1: to project it out into the world, because I honestly
Speaker 1: believe in that. And I know people in my life
Speaker 1: that are constantly negative, constantly winging, never fucking satisfied, and
Speaker 1: their life is always shit.
Speaker 2: Dear me, not you.
Speaker 1: We can whinge about things on the pod and have
Speaker 1: a rant, but I just mean, like people that just
Speaker 1: winge in day to day life and everything annoys them.
Speaker 1: Everything's a problem. You're fucking manifesting that negativity. And so
Speaker 1: when I saw that, I was like, yes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: keep trying to never complain about anything, give or take. Yes,
Speaker 1: shit happens, and we go, fuck this is, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's just a really good positive little woo woo video.
Speaker 2: I saw positive little woo woo video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so to all of you out there, stop
Speaker 1: fucking complaining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least stop saying it out loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I have the thought be frustrated, but get
Speaker 1: out of a habit, because I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: so easy for us to just comesant be like oh this,
Speaker 1: that and the others wrong. Try and flip it around, yeah,
Speaker 1: and see what comes out of it. So that's my
Speaker 1: positive royal flush. Back to you, Matth.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, Greg got another one for you. This one's
Speaker 2: fun and it's a little shout out for a small business.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: They're called the Gypsy Loop. That's uh, that's spelt gyp
Speaker 2: s a. Yeah, gypsy Loop. I saw this video on
Speaker 2: TikTok and didn't have many likes. I don't think the
Speaker 2: page has many followers. This might be a really really
Speaker 2: small business. Think. She's an Australian woman and basically you
Speaker 2: know how you've This is more of an issue for
Speaker 2: you girls or men with long hair. You've got your
Speaker 2: hair ties right, and then you hair tie, you take
Speaker 2: your hair tie off, where do you put it? You
Speaker 2: put it around your wrist right. But then you might
Speaker 2: be out or whatever and you get a nice photo
Speaker 2: with your friends and boom, you've got your ugly hair
Speaker 2: tie around your wrist.
Speaker 1: See I've never wore hair ties on my wrist because
Speaker 1: I have really wide wrists and ankles like I've got
Speaker 1: like cankles, and so it cuts my circulation. Oh ok,
Speaker 1: but anyway, God, you.
Speaker 2: Might need a gypsy loop, darling, because what a gypsy
Speaker 2: loop is is a stunning gold or silver bangle bracelet
Speaker 2: that goes around like a cuff bracelet sort of thing.
Speaker 2: And we've got to go Google Girl to show.
Speaker 1: You gypsy loop.
Speaker 2: Basically, it's got like an indent in it. It's hard
Speaker 2: to explain on a podcast, but if you if you
Speaker 2: go on and look it up, the gold bangle is
Speaker 2: actually a little travel companion for your hair tie. And
Speaker 2: what you do is you put the hair tie around
Speaker 2: the bengal and then you're wearing this gorgeous gold bangle
Speaker 2: with the hair tie in the middle of it. And one,
Speaker 2: it's not cutting off your circulation, and two it looks
Speaker 2: cute in photos.
Speaker 1: That is very smart. I want to look it up
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: I saw that and I was I don't know. You
Speaker 2: grab it, you grab how much they are. But I
Speaker 2: saw that and I was like, that is one of
Speaker 2: the most genius things and such a good solution to
Speaker 2: a problem that I was like, that's bloody fantastic.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can see. Okay, so there are one
Speaker 1: hundred and nineteen dollars. Oh shit, there's three sizes, but
Speaker 1: I'm getting it's eighteen carrot gold plated.
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough? Fair enough, fair enough, I mean, and
Speaker 2: I don't want to shot. I don't want to shit
Speaker 2: on a small business's prices. Like you can charge whatever
Speaker 2: you were I did not.
Speaker 1: It's eighteen carrot gold plates.
Speaker 2: Okay, is the silver one any cheaper?
Speaker 1: Let me see? No, it's no the same. So it's
Speaker 1: an actual gold bangle. And then yeah, your hair tye
Speaker 1: sits inside it. That is really clever.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's high quality. It's gonna last you a
Speaker 2: long time. And as I said, no, no shade to
Speaker 2: the business. You can charge whatever you like. I'm of
Speaker 2: the believer that a business can charge whatever they like.
Speaker 1: Were you thinking it was going to be like two dollars?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I was thinking I was thinking thirty to forty.
Speaker 2: But I mean I didn't, you know, I would personally
Speaker 2: spend like thirty to forty dollars if I wanted to
Speaker 2: solve that problem. But I guess if you like, if
Speaker 2: it is, I mean, that would be a good investment
Speaker 2: for someone, right, Yeah, one hundred and twenty bucks. You
Speaker 2: pay it once. You've got to be a gold bangal for.
Speaker 1: That friend that always has a hair tie around their
Speaker 1: fucking wrisk.
Speaker 2: And think of yeah, that's right, it's a nice yeah.
Speaker 1: And let's be real hair ties. Do you ruin a
Speaker 1: fucking outfit?
Speaker 2: Yeah? One? And so at a wedding you're wearing the
Speaker 2: gold bangle with the gorgeous with the hair tie in it,
Speaker 2: no one can tell. And then later on in the
Speaker 2: wedding you're taking the hair tie out and you can
Speaker 2: put your hair up like it's like for those sorts
Speaker 2: of events and things like that. I just thought it
Speaker 2: was such a genius solution to a problem that so
Speaker 2: many people would have. And I was like, roh, Flash
Speaker 2: of the Body Week and the lady who runs it
Speaker 2: seems like a top bitch. She seems awesome.
Speaker 1: Shout out to you the Blonde Nomads, they're the founders.
Speaker 2: If Tracy is the one in the in the videos,
Speaker 2: like I didn't look too Tracey is awesome. Love her energy,
Speaker 2: love her var She just seemed like such a nice
Speaker 2: person and I was like, good on you. So if
Speaker 2: you want a gypsy loop, go for your life.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a funny one. But it's not really
Speaker 1: something I saw on the internet, something I saw in Newcastle.
Speaker 2: Okay, doesn't matter, who cares. We've the rules enough already. Okay,
Speaker 2: just talk your shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, my next royal flush. But I completely forgot Matt.
Speaker 1: I was going to drive past it like today because
Speaker 1: I wanted to double check what I saw if it
Speaker 1: was true.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be embarrassing, Like I feel like when I
Speaker 1: go home to Newcastle, I want to go there today
Speaker 1: to confirm that it's true. Just do it, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to do it, because if it's not this really embarrassing, I.
Speaker 2: Said so much on this podcast that has turned out
Speaker 2: to be false. It's fine. I don't want them.
Speaker 1: I don't want them to like contact us. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say this now and I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fucking go past.
Speaker 2: Just put it allegedly at the front save yourself.
Speaker 1: On the way home, allegedly, I'm going to go past
Speaker 1: and check. Okay, I'm going to fact check. I drove
Speaker 1: past a pub in Newcastle the other day and I
Speaker 1: had to double fucking take. I'm pretty sure I saw
Speaker 1: on the outside window. You know, pubs have like signs
Speaker 1: all around the outside, were like this Friday night, so
Speaker 1: and so these specials chicken snitty and whatever. I am
Speaker 1: ninety percent sure and hopefully still there, because it's one
Speaker 1: of those chalk ones that it said happy hour eight
Speaker 1: am till ten am. I shit you not? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I shit you not. Let's look it.
Speaker 2: Up eight am till ten am.
Speaker 1: But a pub's even open at that time?
Speaker 2: Well not usually? But was this? Oh okay? So the
Speaker 2: only thing that gets me here is are you one
Speaker 2: hundred percent certain it was eight till ten.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure because I remember a J and I
Speaker 1: looking at it and going, what the fuck my thing is?
Speaker 2: Eight till ten pm? Wait?
Speaker 1: Can we call them?
Speaker 2: That's a week? Oh yeah, let's do it. I'll get
Speaker 2: him on the I'll get him on the I'll get
Speaker 2: him on the.
Speaker 1: Say when they say yes, no, I'll say, see what
Speaker 1: time is your happy hour? On weekdays. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it was a weekday.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Bo if it's.
Speaker 2: Wrong, Okay, be quiet, I'm calling fuck up.
Speaker 1: I'm scared, bleap out using that business.
Speaker 2: Hi. I was just wondering what time your happy hour Isay,
Speaker 2: we only had it in the morning from a A
Speaker 2: and I am okay, perfect, that's all good, thank you, thank.
Speaker 1: You, thanks, I'm plum.
Speaker 2: You. I told you what is going on. I don't
Speaker 2: know what is going on? Hour at eight am? And
Speaker 2: the way she just said it so casually, eight am,
Speaker 2: ten am. Imagine look pilates at seven and a beer
Speaker 2: at eight, Like, let's.
Speaker 1: Go, we only do it in the morning, not you
Speaker 1: cooling somewhere.
Speaker 2: I shook at that. I honestly thought something's gone wrong.
Speaker 2: But as I was saying, my mind went like, maybe
Speaker 2: they mean maybe they've written eight am to ten pop.
Speaker 1: I thought of this last night and then I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm going to leave early today and I'm going to
Speaker 1: go to that pub and I'm going to check because
Speaker 1: I swear aight. And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: But it was nighttime that we saw it, and I
Speaker 1: just couldn't be sure.
Speaker 2: But there you go.
Speaker 1: That's my Royal flush even though it's not something else
Speaker 1: were on the internet. I saw Reese Maas and there
Speaker 1: who I saw on the internet.
Speaker 2: So therefore, why would love for them that pub to
Speaker 2: if this does get back to them, which every time
Speaker 2: we talk about something like this, it does get back
Speaker 2: to them, So I'm assuming, but I would actually like
Speaker 2: to just dive deeper into that conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna hate me. That can never be seen
Speaker 1: there again because.
Speaker 2: My thing is like I mean, on a maybe.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be banned for exposing them, but you're not.
Speaker 2: Exposing it's a fucking hilarious thing to have written on
Speaker 2: the look.
Speaker 1: Look, it's it's a person everything.
Speaker 2: Person who listens to this podcast is going to be like,
Speaker 2: why the fuck is a happy hour at eight am
Speaker 2: till ten am? We all want to know the answer
Speaker 2: to this question.
Speaker 1: So if it gets no, I'm scared they're going to
Speaker 1: ban me.
Speaker 2: They're not going to ban you when we haven't said
Speaker 2: anything bad about it. We haven't said any we're not
Speaker 2: slandering the business. We don't care how you run your.
Speaker 1: Life like that, pub Yeah, we don't care how you.
Speaker 2: Run the business. We love you, but I need to
Speaker 2: know what decision went into making and also how popular
Speaker 2: is an eight am other people coming in for a
Speaker 2: housewine at one am? Because I need to get them
Speaker 2: on the pod. Those patrons need to.
Speaker 1: Go there and do a high scrollers at eight am
Speaker 1: happy hour, you know what.
Speaker 2: I genuinely will because that is like so insane to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: an eight am happy hour, which also begs the question,
Speaker 2: like I wonder how they surely there's like I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously it's legal if they're doing it, but like I don't.
Speaker 1: My pubs will open at eight am. I thought they
Speaker 1: would open it like just before lunchtime, yeah, or like
Speaker 1: ten Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like the the liquor licensing around that and sort
Speaker 2: of things like that. So my mind goes and it's
Speaker 2: nothing against the pub, the venue.
Speaker 1: We love you.
Speaker 2: I just want to know, like the thought process behind that,
Speaker 2: how successful is the happy hour because the thing is
Speaker 2: as well, you get let's talk about it from an
Speaker 2: actual business perspective. You put on a happy hour one
Speaker 2: in your quieter hour, which obviously eight tril ten am
Speaker 2: would be quiet, I get it. Why do like total
Speaker 2: four No, but you put in a happy hour from
Speaker 2: like let's say five to six because you hope that
Speaker 2: people come and have a few drinks and then they're like,
Speaker 2: well we may as well stay for dinner and then get.
Speaker 1: More drinks with it to h by the way everyone.
Speaker 2: And it's like it gets people in the door, and
Speaker 2: then you know they hopefully spend more money elsewhere. I
Speaker 2: also learned recently total other tangent. But while we're on
Speaker 2: this kind of business aspect, Mike, I'm having deja's ville.
Speaker 2: I feel like I might have said this on the pod,
Speaker 2: and stop me if I have. But Big W is
Speaker 2: a really place. Is the place to get like the
Speaker 2: cheapest books you can. Like, you know, you've got your
Speaker 2: obviously your big bookstores, and then you've got like anywhere
Speaker 2: that sells a book. It can be you know, on average,
Speaker 2: thirty dollars for a book, but Big W sometimes has
Speaker 2: books for twelve dollars, eighteen dollars. It's a lot cheaper
Speaker 2: than everything else. And I actually learned that Big W
Speaker 2: can charge less for books because they take a cut
Speaker 2: on the books. They actually hardly make a profit, if
Speaker 2: at all, I think, on selling books in Big W.
Speaker 2: But they hope that you will come to buy a
Speaker 2: book and then buy other things in the store that
Speaker 2: are marked up high.
Speaker 1: That's true, and they have said that, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So similarly to a happy hour, they go, well, we'll
Speaker 2: give them, you know, hardly any profit on the drinks
Speaker 2: for an hour in the hopes that they stay and
Speaker 2: have dinner and drinks and then maybe you.
Speaker 1: Know, what's the goal with it being at eight in
Speaker 1: the morning, like you just w That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: play the pokey yeah that morning.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, is it doesn't make sense to
Speaker 2: me eight till ten a you.
Speaker 1: Reckon that lady just thought on the phone. Then when
Speaker 1: you rang to ask that, well.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't, I don't. I think she
Speaker 2: might get that all the time. That could be even
Speaker 2: though it was not on the internet. That could be
Speaker 2: one of the best royal flushes we've been done so well.
Speaker 2: So far, we've got Pooh Pubs and I'm moving on
Speaker 2: to pizza because I've got a royal flush for you
Speaker 2: that I sat like that actually divided the internet and
Speaker 2: we might put in our broadcast channel a little vote
Speaker 2: on I guess what people think of this and whether
Speaker 2: you agree or not, And I want to know if
Speaker 2: you agree Brittany. I saw a video of this lady
Speaker 2: with a frozen pizza sitting on the counter in front
Speaker 2: of her, and she says to the camera, you know,
Speaker 2: you can just cut one slice of pizza from a
Speaker 2: frozen pizza and chuck it in the air fryer, right,
Speaker 2: And she cuts just one triangle piece of the pizza,
Speaker 2: the frozen pizza on the bench, and then obviously she's
Speaker 2: putting the frozen pizza back in the freezer, and just
Speaker 2: that one slice she's cut, she puts that in the
Speaker 2: air fryer and cooks that for ten minutes and eats it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: Fucking genius? Yeah, fucking genius. But the internet hates it?
Speaker 2: What yeh? Like? This made me so uncomfortable. This is
Speaker 2: so wrong.
Speaker 1: Like at this game, we thought to you saying, this
Speaker 1: is who is only eating one slice? My thought is
Speaker 1: I'm having the whole pizza. If I'm eating a pizza,
Speaker 1: I eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I know, me too. And I literally got Dominoes the
Speaker 2: other day and I was like, well, I'd better get too.
Speaker 2: And then I've.
Speaker 1: Eaten two pizzas before in one sitting.
Speaker 2: Two garlic bed a couple of chios on the side,
Speaker 2: the soft drink. It's all happening. I just can I
Speaker 2: just say I love Domino.
Speaker 1: I love it, I love I love pants. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Or the cheeses che crust.
Speaker 2: I almost did double decadence the other day, which is
Speaker 2: when they put the layer of cheese in between m Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to risk it, so I just
Speaker 2: stuck with Matrue and tried cheesy crust.
Speaker 1: I love the cheesy crust.
Speaker 2: If anyone's interested, not that you are, but I will
Speaker 2: let you know. My order is a meat lover's, which
Speaker 2: I miss that it's no longer called metasaurus. It hasn't
Speaker 2: been called meatosaurus since like two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say when.
Speaker 2: I just I just miss it being called metasaurus. I
Speaker 2: think that's so camp. Get the meat lovers with a
Speaker 2: cheesy crust. Then get it just simply cheese pizza, but
Speaker 2: swap the sauce, no tomato sauce. You put in cram
Speaker 2: fresh on it, okay, cramp fresh, and then you're simply cheese.
Speaker 2: And then you can even sometimes add extra cheese just
Speaker 2: to make it really cheesy. With a cheesy crust as well, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I used to get like a cheesy garlic bread
Speaker 2: or even that there is a cheesy garlic pizza. But
Speaker 2: unfortunately I can't have garlic anymore these days as I've
Speaker 2: gotten older, my stomach just I don't know, my digestive
Speaker 2: system will not tolerate garlic. Same with onions. Garlic, I'm
Speaker 2: okay without onions.
Speaker 1: I love garlic anything like garlic bread or whatever. But
Speaker 1: I'm so self conscious of having garlic breath that I
Speaker 1: like avoid it because I don't want to eat it
Speaker 1: at like lunch, and then I'm like talking to someone
Speaker 1: in their face with fucking garlic breath. That's a good insult.
Speaker 1: By the way, if someone's ever pissing you off and
Speaker 1: they're talking to you, just say radio garlic breath and
Speaker 1: walk away. Imagine how self conscious you would be.
Speaker 2: Like when did I eat garlic? Three?
Speaker 1: I can eat garlic, Just go ridio garlic breath.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know I've got something. I'm going
Speaker 2: to expose my mom here, Sorry mum, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to expose my mom because when I was younger, my okay,
Speaker 2: so my mom was one of those moms who like
Speaker 2: would tell me, oh no, you can't have one of those, Sweety,
Speaker 2: like a melting moments. She loves a melting moment. I
Speaker 2: love a melting moment, So that was like my mum's thing.
Speaker 2: My mom would like splash. It would be a big
Speaker 2: deal for my mom to get melting moments, and I
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to have any, and I wanted one so
Speaker 2: bad because they look so good, and she'd always go, oh, no, Sweety,
Speaker 2: you can't have these. It has it has liqueur in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they've got it's got alcohol in it, so you're not
Speaker 2: allowed to have it.
Speaker 1: That's like.
Speaker 2: That because they've got alcohol in it. There's no alcohol
Speaker 2: in a melting moment. But she would say that so
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't have one as a child.
Speaker 1: It's selfish, I know.
Speaker 2: But another thing that she would do, speaking of garlic,
Speaker 2: is my mom and dad would go out for the night,
Speaker 2: have a big party, whatever, and then I would get
Speaker 2: baby sat or whatever. And then I remember, I would
Speaker 2: like wake up in the middle of the night to
Speaker 2: my mom vomiting in the toilet, and or maybe the
Speaker 2: next morning as well, and I'd be like, Mummy, are
Speaker 2: you okay? And my mom would go, yes, sweetie, I
Speaker 2: just had a bit of garlic. Last night, I had
Speaker 2: some garlic prawns. I think there was some garlic in
Speaker 2: the food that I ate, And she went my whole
Speaker 2: childhood behungover, being hungover, and I thought she was allergic
Speaker 2: to garlic. My mother is not allergic to garlic.
Speaker 1: She just had hilarious She just had a big night
Speaker 1: on the wine.
Speaker 2: So in her defense, I think that's pretty fucking iconic.
Speaker 2: And to any any of the parents out there whom
Speaker 2: I need to use that excuse, there's one for you,
Speaker 2: because I look back down and go, that is so
Speaker 2: smart of my mom to be like, yes, sorry, sweetie,
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to garlic. She was. Haven't garlic bread? Every
Speaker 2: second night?
Speaker 1: I always wonder because basically, like AJ is the only
Speaker 1: friend in his friend group that has no kids, and
Speaker 1: or there's like two of them left. And I always think, like,
Speaker 1: I take my hat off to all of you parents
Speaker 1: that go out and have fun and like get on
Speaker 1: the wines or whatever, and then you're hungover the next day,
Speaker 1: but you have to parent because I can't, Like I
Speaker 1: can't function, Like when you feel sick or got a
Speaker 1: massive headache or whatever, how do you fucking do it?
Speaker 2: And my thing is as well. And I'm not shaming
Speaker 2: anyone who's had a kid. Don't care when you have
Speaker 2: a kid, don't care when you have a kid. I
Speaker 2: love you, and you do you. But I sit here
Speaker 2: and I look at my life as a thirty year old,
Speaker 2: and I think to myself, I was twenty one and
Speaker 2: my friends were having kids. Their kids are nine fucking
Speaker 2: years old. Can you imagine having a nine year old
Speaker 2: child right now, Brittany, Because I can't think of anything worse,
Speaker 2: Like God bless you, and I'm so happy for you,
Speaker 2: and I love that that's what you've done with your life,
Speaker 2: and that's the decision you've made, and you have a
Speaker 2: beautiful family. To all my friends who have had kids young,
Speaker 2: like my friend, some of my friends had kids at
Speaker 2: nineteen twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, whatever it is,
Speaker 2: I go because as a thirty year old, I think
Speaker 2: like a newborn to three years old, I could tolerate that,
Speaker 2: but I feel like a child still, and I'm sending
Speaker 2: my nine year old off to what's that year? Three,
Speaker 2: year two? I don't know at year five, I don't
Speaker 2: know how old they are. And I'm going I still
Speaker 2: look at the I go to the do the groceries
Speaker 2: and I go I think, do I have an have
Speaker 2: time to drink this milk before it goes off?
Speaker 1: I can't even find you just change when you become
Speaker 1: a parent, Like that just kicks in, like I'm the
Speaker 1: same as you, Like I feel like a child myself
Speaker 1: right now, and like how the fuck could I look
Speaker 1: after a nine year old right now? But I think
Speaker 1: when you're in the scenario, like you just have no choice,
Speaker 1: Like you just got to do it and be a parent,
Speaker 1: even though you feel like twelve years old yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just I know and again you just do it.
Speaker 1: But like being hungover and having a kid like running
Speaker 1: around and come and wake you up, Like when I've
Speaker 1: had a big night out, I just like in bed
Speaker 1: all the next day. Yeah, do you still do that
Speaker 1: when you're a parent?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You just Elliot's skin here?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Can you come in and tell us you speak from experience?
Speaker 2: Mother in the house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mother is here, Mother is here. I have a
Speaker 1: four year old and a seven year old, And like
Speaker 1: they don't go away when you have a hangover, so
Speaker 1: they're just there being annoying. They'll come in and wake
Speaker 1: you up, so that'll be the alarm clock. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Do you just feel even more sick?
Speaker 2: Like, you know, do they get it? Like do they
Speaker 2: come in and go and you go go away? And
Speaker 2: do they go away or do they go Mammy, I
Speaker 2: want my first come and make me something.
Speaker 1: It depends on the age, because you said before you
Speaker 1: could have a newborn to two year old or three
Speaker 1: year old, but that's actually the hardest age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like I'm so preoccupied with them.
Speaker 2: I've got no time to go out, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought you meant like you could have
Speaker 1: a hangover with like a one year old.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Old, Like they've got iPads, Okay, if they wanted to,
Speaker 1: they're a bit more. They like they can look after
Speaker 1: themselves a little bit.
Speaker 2: See, my mind was more the grand scheme of things,
Speaker 2: because I'm going newborn to three years old. You're in
Speaker 2: a playpen and you're entertaining. You know, A newborn's in
Speaker 2: one of those bungee things, the bungie swings, jumping.
Speaker 1: Up and downy jumper.
Speaker 2: They're fucking sorted. A nine year old I got to
Speaker 2: take it a soccer practice tice awake soccer on the weekends.
Speaker 2: She do a netball in summer, crecken in autumn, winter
Speaker 2: in spring, whatever the fuck? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Then she got actually all the sleepovers and their friends,
Speaker 2: and she's got after school activity. You's got to drop
Speaker 2: her school, pick her up, wait for the buss. Whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck? I can't you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I've done a few hangovers where you're standing in the
Speaker 1: middle of flip.
Speaker 2: Out, no.
Speaker 1: No, no fresh air. But how do you function? Because
Speaker 1: like I can't, Like I don't really get that hungover,
Speaker 1: but I just feel like shit. The next day, I
Speaker 1: got a headache and I just don't feel myself. Like
Speaker 1: how do you then go out and do activities?
Speaker 2: I honestly don't know.
Speaker 1: But like I sit here and you say, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I could do that, but you just do it.
Speaker 1: Imagine that you could run a company with true sixty employees,
Speaker 1: but somehow you just like.
Speaker 2: Muddle you way through it, and then the days done,
Speaker 2: you get take away for dinner and everyone's in there
Speaker 2: and it's over, and then work the next day and
Speaker 2: all I do it all over again. Wow. Oh of
Speaker 2: insight there From producer Ellie, thank you for being here.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. That was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we brit wit.
Speaker 2: How did we even get onto that pizza?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So there's nothing wrong with chopping up a pizza
Speaker 1: in the air. And that's the you know, when it
Speaker 1: comes down to it, that is what we mean. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with slicing up some pizza and put in
Speaker 1: the air fry. My only thing is put the whole
Speaker 1: fucking thing in.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I made so much food for my friend and
Speaker 2: I the other night. It was Friday night. We were like,
Speaker 2: do we breats? Do we not? Blah blah? And I
Speaker 2: was like, can we just use up some of the
Speaker 2: shit in my freezer. I've got just random shit, let's
Speaker 2: just do it. I had a pizza in the oven.
Speaker 2: I had two chicken snitzels hash browns. I was like,
Speaker 2: do I chuck in some spring rolls? And I just
Speaker 2: wanted to use everything in the featsa in the in
Speaker 2: the freezer and I just put the banquet of fried
Speaker 2: food in the oven. Yeah, and I love my air fry. Remember,
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't remember the last time I
Speaker 2: used my oven, and I was all about the air fryer.
Speaker 2: But I will say it being so small, like, that's
Speaker 2: the reason I had to use the oven, because how
Speaker 2: am I fitting all the pizza in, the chicken minzels
Speaker 2: and everything in there? And god, we ate it all
Speaker 2: and oh my god, it was beautiful to just have
Speaker 2: an array of so many cuisines and delicacies. And so
Speaker 2: this is your sign this week to use up whatever
Speaker 2: you've got in your freezer and just have a so
Speaker 2: much small gaspard. Yeah, love that dude. Put it all
Speaker 2: in and you know what cooking times, throw them out
Speaker 2: the window. Okay. The chicken sensils were twenty eight minutes,
Speaker 2: the pizza was twenty The spring whars with this one?
Speaker 2: Was it two hundred and ten degrees? One was one eighty.
Speaker 2: I just sort of put it in the middle, averaged
Speaker 2: it all out, checked to the chicken wasn't pink, and
Speaker 2: we were good to go. Okay.
Speaker 1: See, well on that topic of ovens and air fries.
Speaker 1: And I know I've already said this, but as you know,
Speaker 1: Aj and I are renovating our house and we've got
Speaker 1: all new appliances that are going in the oven that
Speaker 1: we got. I don't know what brand it is. It
Speaker 1: could be Smeg oven, not one hundred percent not one
Speaker 1: hundred percent short, but it is an air fryer oven.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, does that not just show I have
Speaker 1: already said this on the podcast, I can't remember, I know,
Speaker 1: does that not just show that, like an oven and
Speaker 1: the air fry is the same thing. But apparently it's
Speaker 1: got like air fryer setting an oven setting. But what's
Speaker 1: the difference.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the actual difference is neither.
Speaker 1: I'll let you all know once.
Speaker 2: Go google girl, We're going to google difference between.
Speaker 1: Or even typing like smeg oven, air fryer.
Speaker 2: Press escape, Darling, press escape on the keyboard. There we go.
Speaker 1: So we're going oven air fryer, No, just typing?
Speaker 2: What is we want the difference? Right? We want what
Speaker 2: is the difference between oven and air fryer?
Speaker 1: I think an air fry is just quicker. An air
Speaker 1: fryer can be thought of as a sort of mini
Speaker 1: convection oven. Both appliances use a fan to circulate heated
Speaker 1: air throughout the cooking cavity. However, they are different. A
Speaker 1: convection oven has a larger capacity, and air frying optimizes
Speaker 1: the cooking environment for crispy fried results. It's like the
Speaker 1: same fucking thing. I feel like an air fry is
Speaker 1: just smaller and gets hot or quicker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it just gets the job done, less
Speaker 2: clean up, less to worry about. You don't have to
Speaker 2: wait for a preheat either.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm wondering with I haven't used this new
Speaker 1: oven yet, obviously, but will I turn it on and
Speaker 1: be like, h like hot straight away? Or do I
Speaker 1: have to wait?
Speaker 2: There you go, air fryer is actually better? For where
Speaker 2: did I just see that? Wait? Just go back to
Speaker 2: Google for me, because it did have the answer just
Speaker 2: there here. It says an air fryer is an in
Speaker 2: convention blah blah blah blah. It wicks moisture off better
Speaker 2: and thus better gives better browning. So I think you're
Speaker 2: in an air fry getting crispier, maybe a little dryer.
Speaker 2: Because what's interesting is I have some chicken. It's like
Speaker 2: protein chicken, and the it's protein chicken. Chicken is protein,
Speaker 2: but the coating on it is a protein as well.
Speaker 2: And I think these settings are like air fryer twelve minutes,
Speaker 2: oven twenty five. So it was like, that's so strange,
Speaker 2: but it's because to dry it out and cook it.
Speaker 2: You might need longer in an oven. It sounds like anyway,
Speaker 2: who cares?
Speaker 1: Honestly, Well, let's get onto the last Royal Flush of
Speaker 1: this Mega Royal Flush episode. Again, this was a TikTok
Speaker 1: I saw. I don't know if I saved it, but
Speaker 1: it was really quick and simple. I think it was
Speaker 1: actually two other people talking on a podcast. They said,
Speaker 1: all this girl said that people can only be cool
Speaker 1: or popular. You can't be both.
Speaker 2: Oh, you think about this on a second.
Speaker 1: So what are we if you can't be both?
Speaker 2: Oh, we're not cool.
Speaker 1: You don't reckon.
Speaker 2: We're not cool, Brittany, We've never been cool. We have
Speaker 2: never been cool.
Speaker 1: I think other people would say otherwise, you reckon. Some
Speaker 1: people would think we're so cool.
Speaker 2: I reckon you, not me. I don't reckon. Anyone looks
Speaker 2: at me and goes, he's so cool. Honestly, think about that, Britton,
Speaker 2: have never come. I'd rather be popular. You can make
Speaker 2: more money, you can count on more people, You've got
Speaker 2: more things at your service solo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool gives almost unapproachable, unachievable, unrelatable popular. You're popular for.
Speaker 1: Oh it's hard because yeah, cool or.
Speaker 2: Popular can you be I'm trying to think of someone
Speaker 2: in life who is cool and popular flex mummy.
Speaker 1: So true, she's cool and popular.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 1: That's the first person I thought of. Maybe she's the exception,
Speaker 1: but apparently you can't be both. Who do you think
Speaker 1: is cool and popular? Okay, Kylie Minogue? Is she cool
Speaker 1: or popular? Oh? Yeah, she's not cool, whereas like Charlie
Speaker 1: XCX is cool but she's also popular.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, this is what I mean. But then in
Speaker 2: the grand scheme of things, what is popular? Because in retrospect,
Speaker 2: Charlie XCX is a huge artist, but nowhere near the
Speaker 2: level of pop some of those pop stars out there.
Speaker 2: So my thing is like she's cool, and yes she's popular,
Speaker 2: she's got millions of fans. I get it. But like,
Speaker 2: in the grand scheme of things, is she cool because
Speaker 2: she's not as popular as everyone else?
Speaker 1: Someone that you know, or like a famous influencer that's
Speaker 1: just cool, just.
Speaker 2: Cool and not popular.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, obviously they're going to be popular because they're
Speaker 1: an influencer. But who is someone that's just straight up cool?
Speaker 1: If you had to pick, See, this is the thing.
Speaker 2: I think it's different because with I wouldn't do you
Speaker 2: have anyone in mind, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would say Matilda Jerf.
Speaker 2: I'll look her up.
Speaker 1: She's like a in the UK or something. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's even from the UK. I don't know where
Speaker 1: she's from. But Jurf Avenue. She owns this brand and
Speaker 1: it's very cool and she's cool. She's obviously very popular.
Speaker 1: But I would three million followers, but I would say
Speaker 1: she's cool.
Speaker 2: So she's cool and popular.
Speaker 1: But you can't be both.
Speaker 2: But I thought you were, but you can. Are you
Speaker 2: saying you can't though?
Speaker 1: That's what these people said?
Speaker 2: Oh? So were we agreeing or disagree? I'm can fused here.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've gone off track because she is. What you're saying is.
Speaker 1: She's popular and cool. She strikes me as cool.
Speaker 2: Right, but she's also popular. So haven't we just debunked
Speaker 2: what those people say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably you can be both, but we are not cool?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the scrollers would disagree and they'll say
Speaker 1: we are both really cool.
Speaker 2: I've never been cool. No, I'm happy to never be cool.
Speaker 2: I've been popular my whole life, Like I've always attracted
Speaker 2: a crown, if you know what I mean. Like I've
Speaker 2: always been able to, you know, walk through life.
Speaker 1: Walk down the street, and have a swarm of people
Speaker 1: around you.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, though, I just don't walk
Speaker 2: into a room and make friends with anyone, and and
Speaker 2: blah blah blah class clown vibes. Not that I was
Speaker 2: a class clown in high school because I was too
Speaker 2: busy getting fucking bully. But like later in life, I
Speaker 2: feel popular describes me more than cool. I don't see
Speaker 2: myself being cool. I'm quite tacky.
Speaker 1: Staggy, Yeah, daggy.
Speaker 2: There's always you look at me, wear something stunning, but
Speaker 2: there's always a something off, isn't there? And I love
Speaker 2: that for me. I love just being a little bit unpolished.
Speaker 2: I think that's good. I think people who are too
Speaker 2: polished are scary, actually scare me. I need a little
Speaker 2: bit of vulnerability. I need a little bit of realism.
Speaker 2: And so I love, you know, getting all old up.
Speaker 2: It's all fucking gorgeous. I look absolutely fucking heart but
Speaker 2: you know, if you look closer, it's a bit daggers.
Speaker 2: It's a bit wild. Yeah, And I love that.
Speaker 1: Yet wait, I don't know if it's a joke or
Speaker 1: it feels a story behind it. But you send me
Speaker 1: a photo of a pair of heels one day eight
Speaker 1: years ago and you were like, I got these, but
Speaker 1: I don't like them? Do you bot them? And that
Speaker 1: was so ugly? But was there was that? Like was
Speaker 1: there something else behind the reason that you did that?
Speaker 1: I remember I wrote back. I was like, is this
Speaker 1: a prank?
Speaker 2: Now? It's probably genuinely being nice?
Speaker 1: And I was like, they are ugly, remember, like a diamon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I actually genuinely thought you'd like them.
Speaker 1: I thought you were pranking me because was when you
Speaker 1: had your old podcast need to do pranks all the time, right, Like,
Speaker 1: is this a prank? That would be daggy?
Speaker 2: Maybe it sounds like something I do, but I actually
Speaker 2: can't remember that it was years ago. But no, everything's
Speaker 2: just a little mismatched with me. But that's my entire personality.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love it. Oh my god. So
Speaker 2: I think we've determined you actually can. It can be
Speaker 2: very popular, but it's very rare. Like Mummy is one,
Speaker 2: he's cool and popular. I feel I feel I'm happy
Speaker 2: and safe being just cool No.
Speaker 1: Just popular?
Speaker 2: True? So true?
Speaker 1: Do you think you're cool?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're both popular. Not cool because if
Speaker 1: you be an idiot on social media, you're not cool. No,
Speaker 1: because you're not afraid to just be an idiot.
Speaker 2: What even warrant's cool?
Speaker 1: Like someone that just has an image that they want
Speaker 1: to keep and they don't steer away from it, and
Speaker 1: they have a certain look and vibe and aesthetic and
Speaker 1: they really stick to it. Yeah, and don't ever show
Speaker 1: who they really are. Yeah, that's like what gives off
Speaker 1: cool vibes to me. But it's all probably just a facade, right,
Speaker 1: and someone with not much personality.
Speaker 2: See, those people also get famous and get popular, true,
Speaker 2: but it's all a show. I think maybe those people
Speaker 2: who were talking on this podcast, I haven't seen the clip,
Speaker 2: but perhaps they just meant like in high school or
Speaker 2: maybe taking away from social like because if we take
Speaker 2: this aspect of social media out of it, think about
Speaker 2: high school. No, the cool girls were the popular girls.
Speaker 2: The cool girls were the popular ones.
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's not think too deeply into it.
Speaker 2: I just saw you. No, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: With a burning question mat right on this topic of
Speaker 1: thinking deeply and critically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I'm going to go away and I'm
Speaker 2: going to think about this.
Speaker 1: I've got a question for yeah, okay, yeah, leave you
Speaker 1: with something.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I thought the question was the question like.
Speaker 1: Thinking about who we are? If you strip away all
Speaker 1: of your successes and all of your accomplishments and like
Speaker 1: all the things that you do, where does your worth lie?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What are you without all your accomplishments?
Speaker 2: Almost nothing, which is fucked I know, but also who cares?
Speaker 1: Xander asked me that earlier, and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: a good fucking question, because I'm nothing without everything that
Speaker 1: I do. Who are we without all the things that
Speaker 1: we do?
Speaker 2: Shit? Maybe we need to take this conversation to a
Speaker 2: close friend's episode because I'm not sure I'm ready to
Speaker 2: get that deep. God, I hate thinking that's my brain
Speaker 2: same you just no, I'm just quietly having an existential
Speaker 2: crisis over here because I'm going my whole life for
Speaker 2: the last ten years. If you took that away, what
Speaker 2: are you? Well, I've got no fucking clue do I exactly?
Speaker 1: So we maybe need to do some deep diving into
Speaker 1: who we really are outside of the work.
Speaker 2: And the accomplishy that I could die tomorrow. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna waste time thinking about all this? Who cares? Se
Speaker 2: la v life, your short life goes on. Let's wrap
Speaker 2: this shit up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, that's another episode done and dusted. I hope
Speaker 1: everyone has had a good laugh, and I hope you're
Speaker 1: also now questioning what are you without your accomplishments? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Do all the things? Please? Like, comment, subscribe, share, rate
Speaker 1: five stars. We haven't said that for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, someone's having lunch in the NOV office.
Speaker 1: I can spell coffee. Do you know that Nova has
Speaker 1: free pies for their staff every day here?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I had one in here the other day?
Speaker 2: What time? All day?
Speaker 1: They've got pie?
Speaker 2: Get me there right now? What's going on?
Speaker 1: I had one the other day in here? And they're
Speaker 1: really good?
Speaker 2: The Carlos. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. We've been here over
Speaker 2: a year and I am got week No, So where
Speaker 2: are they? No? Okay, we're going to have to figure
Speaker 2: that out.
Speaker 1: Pie warmers all around the whole offices, am I right?
Speaker 2: Just one?
Speaker 1: Just one just here in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: I'm going to verify this talk amongst yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, do all the things, yeah, do all the things.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Matt's quite literally gone to go and
Speaker 1: find a pie. They do that for their staff, and
Speaker 1: I thought, you know what, I need to do this
Speaker 1: for our Fate staff at the warehouse and office. We
Speaker 1: need to have pie warmers and get a local pie
Speaker 1: company to deliver pies every day. I think they've got
Speaker 1: sausage rolls as well. By the way, no one else
Speaker 1: is in here right now, I could say whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck they that I want. Everyone go and shop at
Speaker 1: www dot faitthlabel dot com. Please if you haven't follow me,
Speaker 1: follow Fate, join our Fate Society Facebook group. What else
Speaker 1: can I promote? I've got some lip boils coming out soon.
Speaker 1: Matt still is in back, so I'm just sitting. I'm
Speaker 1: literally in here myself. I could say anything I want,
Speaker 1: although they might not put it in. It might not
Speaker 1: make the cut. But Hannah, you're editing this in the future,
Speaker 1: please leave all of this in. I'm hoping Matt's about
Speaker 1: to walk back in with some pies, preferably with some
Speaker 1: tomato sauce, because that'd be great. And I think I
Speaker 1: need to get this for the warehouse and the office.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna make it happen. I'm promising
Speaker 1: all of you here in this podcast. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it happen. Okay, they're taking forever. I'm just gonna stop
Speaker 1: talking now for a little bit. This has turned into
Speaker 1: a fucking monologue. But to be honest, Matt does a
Speaker 1: lot of monologues in the podcast. So I feel like
Speaker 1: now this is my time to shine, and this is
Speaker 1: my podcast. High Scrollers, Britney Saunders, no one else, no
Speaker 1: other co hosts. I thought he'd be fucking back by now. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I hope you've all had a good day. I'm just
Speaker 1: stretching this out as far as it can go. Hannah
Speaker 1: is going to be pissing herself editing this. I can
Speaker 1: just tell what is taking them so long to get
Speaker 1: some pies. I just know he's going to storm back
Speaker 1: in with the pie. So I'm keeping this conversation going.
Speaker 1: It's honestly been at least two minutes, and that the
Speaker 1: pie warmer is just around the corner. Anyway, what else
Speaker 1: can I say? I don't have much else to say.
Speaker 1: I think I've said all the things I've told you
Speaker 1: to do, all the things shop on Fate, visit one
Speaker 1: of our stores. We've got stores everywhere. Now, we've got Melbourne, Sydney, Newcastle, Brisbane.
Speaker 1: Paramatta's coming soon.
Speaker 2: What do you.
Speaker 1: Gott I've just been talking that whole time to myself. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's got pies.
Speaker 2: I want a cup of tomato sawce, I said, I
Speaker 2: hope you got that breath first of all scrollers.
Speaker 1: I just talked that whole time to myself.
Speaker 2: Let me get, let me get, let me catch my
Speaker 2: breath first and foremost. The kitchen is a lot further away.
Speaker 1: Where're just around the corner.
Speaker 2: No, we just sprinted. We've just sprinted all the way
Speaker 2: to the to the kitchen can confirm the pies are
Speaker 2: there and they're free.
Speaker 1: I just said on this pod, I'm going to get
Speaker 1: this for the Fate warehouse and office. I'm going to
Speaker 1: have a pie warmer every day.
Speaker 2: ASMR pie.
Speaker 1: That's a sausage role.
Speaker 2: Here we go, ASMR pie.
Speaker 1: I was really hoping you would bring back tomato sauce.
Speaker 1: I just said that I got.
Speaker 2: Tomato sauce, so we can we can share both, or
Speaker 2: I just thought you could pick one. I would prefer
Speaker 2: the pie. I think though, we can cut them in half.
Speaker 1: But the rule is you cannot leave any crumbs in
Speaker 1: this studio. I've been told, Oh really, we'll eat it out.
Speaker 2: We'll eat it out there, then we'll go and sit
Speaker 2: in the sun. It's a beautiful day out here. Okay,
Speaker 2: we've got a pie each.
Speaker 1: I just did a big monologue. That's got to stay
Speaker 1: the way that I.
Speaker 2: This has changed my life. You don't understand every single
Speaker 2: week I will be getting a pie from there.
Speaker 1: If he gets and he's like, yeah, some weeks I
Speaker 1: have a pie every day. I'm getting one for the
Speaker 1: warehouse and office right now. And do you just get
Speaker 1: these pies like delivered from this company. I'm getting that
Speaker 1: cool a J. Garlos. I'm telling him we're getting it.
Speaker 1: Get a pie warm now.
Speaker 2: I gifted Garlos pies at the office. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 2: what a what a moment.
Speaker 1: Well, I've told everyone to do every Thanks for that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go eat some pies and sausage rolls now.
Speaker 1: So see you all later.
Speaker 2: Anyway, tell her better. Let you go, say I am.
Speaker 2: I've got to get to a happy hour.