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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey.

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Speaker 2: And this is high Scroll as the podcast version of

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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral or has you grouped, we're

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Speaker 2: On this episode. It's been a big week on the internet,

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Speaker 2: which we love because some weeks it's not. So we're

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Speaker 2: doing things a little bit differently this week for you.

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Speaker 2: We have a surprise. Some of you might love it,

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Speaker 2: some of you might hate it.

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Speaker 1: I think they're going to absolutely love it. This episode

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Speaker 1: has been out of control.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't care either way, okay, because it's our show,

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Speaker 2: not yours. But I think without further ado, we should

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Speaker 2: just get into it because there's no further explanation needed. Deal, mean, doll,

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Speaker 2: let's go. Would you like to say you'relying, Brittany, because've

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Speaker 2: forgotten that the last few weeks.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, Hello scrollers, Welcome back to

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Speaker 3: another episode of us doing mediocre and excited to be here.

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Speaker 2: No, not life changing, nothing, Still not sure how we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what did we do to deserve?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, we are here and living and thriving and obsessed.

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Speaker 2: I actually have had a great week on the internet.

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Speaker 1: We come in and then we record, and then as

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Speaker 1: soon as we go home, like for the next twenty

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Speaker 1: four hours, that's when everything good happens on the internet.

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Speaker 1: We're like, for fox sake, and it's too late by

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Speaker 1: the next week for us to talk about it. The

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Speaker 1: universe is just out to get us sometimes. But like,

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Speaker 1: if we can just talk about like nothing and people

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I thought, because we had such a killer week,

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Speaker 2: many good ideas that I was like, how about we

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Speaker 2: switch things up. We're doing something a little bit different today.

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Speaker 1: Which you know I love doing. I love bending the rules, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, and so today I thought what we could do

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Speaker 2: for your scrollers is an entire episode of royal flushes

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Speaker 4: Please be upstanding for the royal flush.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's time for our Royal flush of the week,

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Speaker 2: best thing we've seen on the internet this week. But

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Speaker 2: One that's come off the back of something we're talking

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Speaker 2: When you turn fifty, you get the kit in the

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Speaker 4: Will we and flush the toilet. Then take one of

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Speaker 2: Surely there are so many points to consider here. First

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Speaker 2: do a pooh. He's there going DM Mike, Sure you

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Speaker 2: Do away and flush the toilet. Mike, shure you flush it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what fun is. I think whoever

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Speaker 2: Just so that the men of Australia can relate and

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Speaker 2: not sure. I've never tried to think about this sort

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Speaker 1: I've ever tried to think about it.

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Speaker 2: And that answered some of your questions because you were saying,

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Speaker 1: So is that how poo samples have always worked? Like

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Speaker 2: So that was one of my royal flushes of the week.

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Speaker 1: Your two, okay, Well mine is a bit more serious.

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Speaker 1: I'm not very woo woo are you.

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Speaker 2: In certain aspects? Yes, I believe in what goes around

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Speaker 2: but it depends what woo woo you're referring to. Actually,

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Speaker 1: just think of a hundred thousand dollars and you will

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Speaker 1: get a hundred thousand dollars like a fuck that you

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Speaker 1: have to work hard. Yeah, shut up. But I saw

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Speaker 1: But and I fully, when I saw this video, I

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Speaker 1: only speaking positively. And I know that's like very wi

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Speaker 1: that are constantly negative, constantly winging, never fucking satisfied, and

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Speaker 1: Okay, my next royal flush. But I completely forgot Matt.

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Speaker 2: Hi. I was just wondering what time your happy hour Isay,

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Speaker 2: You. I told you what is going on. I don't

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Speaker 1: That's my Royal flush even though it's not something else

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna hate me. That can never be seen

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Speaker 2: Exposing it's a fucking hilarious thing to have written on

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Speaker 2: Person who listens to this podcast is going to be like,

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Speaker 1: So if it gets no, I'm scared they're going to

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Speaker 2: They're not going to ban you when we haven't said

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Speaker 1: Life like that, pub Yeah, we don't care how you.

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Speaker 1: We love you.

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Speaker 2: I just want to know, like the thought process behind that,

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Speaker 2: would be quiet, I get it. Why do like total

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00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 2: four No, but you put in a happy hour from

439
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 2: like let's say five to six because you hope that

440
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,199
Speaker 2: people come and have a few drinks and then they're like,

441
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,680
Speaker 2: well we may as well stay for dinner and then get.

442
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 1: More drinks with it to h by the way everyone.

443
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 2: And it's like it gets people in the door, and

444
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:15,639
Speaker 2: then you know they hopefully spend more money elsewhere. I

445
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 2: also learned recently total other tangent. But while we're on

446
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 2: this kind of business aspect, Mike, I'm having deja's ville.

447
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 2: I feel like I might have said this on the pod,

448
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 2: and stop me if I have. But Big W is

449
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 2: a really place. Is the place to get like the

450
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 2: cheapest books you can. Like, you know, you've got your

451
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 2: obviously your big bookstores, and then you've got like anywhere

452
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 2: that sells a book. It can be you know, on average,

453
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 2: thirty dollars for a book, but Big W sometimes has

454
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 2: books for twelve dollars, eighteen dollars. It's a lot cheaper

455
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 2: than everything else. And I actually learned that Big W

456
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 2: can charge less for books because they take a cut

457
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 2: on the books. They actually hardly make a profit, if

458
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: at all, I think, on selling books in Big W.

459
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: But they hope that you will come to buy a

460
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 2: book and then buy other things in the store that

461
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 2: are marked up high.

462
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 1: That's true, and they have said that, Yeah.

463
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 2: So similarly to a happy hour, they go, well, we'll

464
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 2: give them, you know, hardly any profit on the drinks

465
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 2: for an hour in the hopes that they stay and

466
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 2: have dinner and drinks and then maybe you.

467
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: Know, what's the goal with it being at eight in

468
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: the morning, like you just w That's what I'm saying,

469
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,119
Speaker 1: play the pokey yeah that morning.

470
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, is it doesn't make sense to

471
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 2: me eight till ten a you.

472
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 1: Reckon that lady just thought on the phone. Then when

473
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: you rang to ask that, well.

474
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't, I don't. I think she

475
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 2: might get that all the time. That could be even

476
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 2: though it was not on the internet. That could be

477
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 2: one of the best royal flushes we've been done so well.

478
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 2: So far, we've got Pooh Pubs and I'm moving on

479
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 2: to pizza because I've got a royal flush for you

480
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 2: that I sat like that actually divided the internet and

481
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 2: we might put in our broadcast channel a little vote

482
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 2: on I guess what people think of this and whether

483
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 2: you agree or not, And I want to know if

484
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 2: you agree Brittany. I saw a video of this lady

485
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 2: with a frozen pizza sitting on the counter in front

486
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 2: of her, and she says to the camera, you know,

487
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 2: you can just cut one slice of pizza from a

488
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 2: frozen pizza and chuck it in the air fryer, right,

489
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: And she cuts just one triangle piece of the pizza,

490
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 2: the frozen pizza on the bench, and then obviously she's

491
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 2: putting the frozen pizza back in the freezer, and just

492
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: that one slice she's cut, she puts that in the

493
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 2: air fryer and cooks that for ten minutes and eats it.

494
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

495
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 2: Fucking genius? Yeah, fucking genius. But the internet hates it?

496
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 2: What yeh? Like? This made me so uncomfortable. This is

497
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 2: so wrong.

498
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,199
Speaker 1: Like at this game, we thought to you saying, this

499
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: is who is only eating one slice? My thought is

500
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: I'm having the whole pizza. If I'm eating a pizza,

501
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: I eat the whole thing.

502
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 2: I know, me too. And I literally got Dominoes the

503
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 2: other day and I was like, well, I'd better get too.

504
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 2: And then I've.

505
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: Eaten two pizzas before in one sitting.

506
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: Two garlic bed a couple of chios on the side,

507
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: the soft drink. It's all happening. I just can I

508
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 2: just say I love Domino.

509
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: I love it, I love I love pants. That's my favorite.

510
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: Or the cheeses che crust.

511
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: I almost did double decadence the other day, which is

512
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: when they put the layer of cheese in between m Yeah,

513
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to risk it, so I just

514
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 2: stuck with Matrue and tried cheesy crust.

515
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: I love the cheesy crust.

516
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 2: If anyone's interested, not that you are, but I will

517
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 2: let you know. My order is a meat lover's, which

518
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 2: I miss that it's no longer called metasaurus. It hasn't

519
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: been called meatosaurus since like two thousand and eight.

520
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say when.

521
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 2: I just I just miss it being called metasaurus. I

522
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: think that's so camp. Get the meat lovers with a

523
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,239
Speaker 2: cheesy crust. Then get it just simply cheese pizza, but

524
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 2: swap the sauce, no tomato sauce. You put in cram

525
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: fresh on it, okay, cramp fresh, and then you're simply cheese.

526
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: And then you can even sometimes add extra cheese just

527
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 2: to make it really cheesy. With a cheesy crust as well, yeah,

528
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: because I used to get like a cheesy garlic bread

529
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: or even that there is a cheesy garlic pizza. But

530
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 2: unfortunately I can't have garlic anymore these days as I've

531
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 2: gotten older, my stomach just I don't know, my digestive

532
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: system will not tolerate garlic. Same with onions. Garlic, I'm

533
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: okay without onions.

534
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: I love garlic anything like garlic bread or whatever. But

535
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm so self conscious of having garlic breath that I

536
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 1: like avoid it because I don't want to eat it

537
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: at like lunch, and then I'm like talking to someone

538
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: in their face with fucking garlic breath. That's a good insult.

539
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: By the way, if someone's ever pissing you off and

540
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: they're talking to you, just say radio garlic breath and

541
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: walk away. Imagine how self conscious you would be.

542
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 2: Like when did I eat garlic? Three?

543
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: I can eat garlic, Just go ridio garlic breath.

544
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 2: Do you want to know I've got something. I'm going

545
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: to expose my mom here, Sorry mum, but I'm going

546
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: to expose my mom because when I was younger, my okay,

547
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: so my mom was one of those moms who like

548
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 2: would tell me, oh no, you can't have one of those, Sweety,

549
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 2: like a melting moments. She loves a melting moment. I

550
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: love a melting moment, So that was like my mum's thing.

551
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: My mom would like splash. It would be a big

552
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: deal for my mom to get melting moments, and I

553
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to have any, and I wanted one so

554
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: bad because they look so good, and she'd always go, oh, no, Sweety,

555
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 2: you can't have these. It has it has liqueur in it. Yeah,

556
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: they've got it's got alcohol in it, so you're not

557
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 2: allowed to have it.

558
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: That's like.

559
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: That because they've got alcohol in it. There's no alcohol

560
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 2: in a melting moment. But she would say that so

561
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't have one as a child.

562
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: It's selfish, I know.

563
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: But another thing that she would do, speaking of garlic,

564
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: is my mom and dad would go out for the night,

565
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: have a big party, whatever, and then I would get

566
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 2: baby sat or whatever. And then I remember, I would

567
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: like wake up in the middle of the night to

568
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 2: my mom vomiting in the toilet, and or maybe the

569
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,479
Speaker 2: next morning as well, and I'd be like, Mummy, are

570
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 2: you okay? And my mom would go, yes, sweetie, I

571
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 2: just had a bit of garlic. Last night, I had

572
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 2: some garlic prawns. I think there was some garlic in

573
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 2: the food that I ate, And she went my whole

574
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: childhood behungover, being hungover, and I thought she was allergic

575
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 2: to garlic. My mother is not allergic to garlic.

576
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: She just had hilarious She just had a big night

577
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: on the wine.

578
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: So in her defense, I think that's pretty fucking iconic.

579
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 2: And to any any of the parents out there whom

580
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 2: I need to use that excuse, there's one for you,

581
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: because I look back down and go, that is so

582
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: smart of my mom to be like, yes, sorry, sweetie,

583
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to garlic. She was. Haven't garlic bread? Every

584
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 2: second night?

585
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: I always wonder because basically, like AJ is the only

586
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: friend in his friend group that has no kids, and

587
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: or there's like two of them left. And I always think, like,

588
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: I take my hat off to all of you parents

589
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: that go out and have fun and like get on

590
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: the wines or whatever, and then you're hungover the next day,

591
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 1: but you have to parent because I can't, Like I

592
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: can't function, Like when you feel sick or got a

593
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: massive headache or whatever, how do you fucking do it?

594
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 2: And my thing is as well. And I'm not shaming

595
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: anyone who's had a kid. Don't care when you have

596
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 2: a kid, don't care when you have a kid. I

597
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: love you, and you do you. But I sit here

598
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 2: and I look at my life as a thirty year old,

599
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: and I think to myself, I was twenty one and

600
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 2: my friends were having kids. Their kids are nine fucking

601
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: years old. Can you imagine having a nine year old

602
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: child right now, Brittany, Because I can't think of anything worse,

603
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 2: Like God bless you, and I'm so happy for you,

604
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: and I love that that's what you've done with your life,

605
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 2: and that's the decision you've made, and you have a

606
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: beautiful family. To all my friends who have had kids young,

607
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 2: like my friend, some of my friends had kids at

608
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: nineteen twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, whatever it is,

609
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: I go because as a thirty year old, I think

610
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: like a newborn to three years old, I could tolerate that,

611
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: but I feel like a child still, and I'm sending

612
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: my nine year old off to what's that year? Three,

613
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 2: year two? I don't know at year five, I don't

614
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: know how old they are. And I'm going I still

615
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 2: look at the I go to the do the groceries

616
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 2: and I go I think, do I have an have

617
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: time to drink this milk before it goes off?

618
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: I can't even find you just change when you become

619
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: a parent, Like that just kicks in, like I'm the

620
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: same as you, Like I feel like a child myself

621
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: right now, and like how the fuck could I look

622
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: after a nine year old right now? But I think

623
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: when you're in the scenario, like you just have no choice,

624
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: Like you just got to do it and be a parent,

625
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: even though you feel like twelve years old yourself. Yeah,

626
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: but I just I know and again you just do it.

627
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: But like being hungover and having a kid like running

628
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: around and come and wake you up, Like when I've

629
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: had a big night out, I just like in bed

630
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: all the next day. Yeah, do you still do that

631
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: when you're a parent?

632
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: No?

633
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: You just Elliot's skin here?

634
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: What do you do?

635
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: Can you come in and tell us you speak from experience?

636
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: Mother in the house?

637
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, mother is here, Mother is here. I have a

638
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: four year old and a seven year old, And like

639
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: they don't go away when you have a hangover, so

640
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: they're just there being annoying. They'll come in and wake

641
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: you up, so that'll be the alarm clock. It sucks.

642
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: Do you just feel even more sick?

643
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: Like, you know, do they get it? Like do they

644
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: come in and go and you go go away? And

645
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: do they go away or do they go Mammy, I

646
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 2: want my first come and make me something.

647
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: It depends on the age, because you said before you

648
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: could have a newborn to two year old or three

649
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: year old, but that's actually the hardest age.

650
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like I'm so preoccupied with them.

651
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: I've got no time to go out, you know.

652
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought you meant like you could have

653
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: a hangover with like a one year old.

654
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, no, no, no.

655
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Speaker 1: Old, Like they've got iPads, Okay, if they wanted to,

656
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: they're a bit more. They like they can look after

657
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: themselves a little bit.

658
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 2: See, my mind was more the grand scheme of things,

659
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: because I'm going newborn to three years old. You're in

660
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: a playpen and you're entertaining. You know, A newborn's in

661
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: one of those bungee things, the bungie swings, jumping.

662
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: Up and downy jumper.

663
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 2: They're fucking sorted. A nine year old I got to

664
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Speaker 2: take it a soccer practice tice awake soccer on the weekends.

665
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 2: She do a netball in summer, crecken in autumn, winter

666
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: in spring, whatever the fuck? You know what I mean?

667
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: Then she got actually all the sleepovers and their friends,

668
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: and she's got after school activity. You's got to drop

669
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: her school, pick her up, wait for the buss. Whatever

670
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 2: the fuck? I can't you know what I mean.

671
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: I've done a few hangovers where you're standing in the

672
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: middle of flip.

673
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 2: Out, no.

674
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: No, no fresh air. But how do you function? Because

675
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: like I can't, Like I don't really get that hungover,

676
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: but I just feel like shit. The next day, I

677
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: got a headache and I just don't feel myself. Like

678
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: how do you then go out and do activities?

679
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: I honestly don't know.

680
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: But like I sit here and you say, I don't

681
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: feel like I could do that, but you just do it.

682
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: Imagine that you could run a company with true sixty employees,

683
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: but somehow you just like.

684
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: Muddle you way through it, and then the days done,

685
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: you get take away for dinner and everyone's in there

686
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: and it's over, and then work the next day and

687
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: all I do it all over again. Wow. Oh of

688
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: insight there From producer Ellie, thank you for being here.

689
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. That was fun.

690
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we brit wit.

691
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: How did we even get onto that pizza?

692
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, So there's nothing wrong with chopping up a pizza

693
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: in the air. And that's the you know, when it

694
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: comes down to it, that is what we mean. There's

695
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with slicing up some pizza and put in

696
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: the air fry. My only thing is put the whole

697
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: fucking thing in.

698
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. I made so much food for my friend and

699
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: I the other night. It was Friday night. We were like,

700
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: do we breats? Do we not? Blah blah? And I

701
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: was like, can we just use up some of the

702
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: shit in my freezer. I've got just random shit, let's

703
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: just do it. I had a pizza in the oven.

704
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 2: I had two chicken snitzels hash browns. I was like,

705
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: do I chuck in some spring rolls? And I just

706
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 2: wanted to use everything in the featsa in the in

707
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 2: the freezer and I just put the banquet of fried

708
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: food in the oven. Yeah, and I love my air fry. Remember,

709
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't remember the last time I

710
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: used my oven, and I was all about the air fryer.

711
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: But I will say it being so small, like, that's

712
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: the reason I had to use the oven, because how

713
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: am I fitting all the pizza in, the chicken minzels

714
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: and everything in there? And god, we ate it all

715
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: and oh my god, it was beautiful to just have

716
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: an array of so many cuisines and delicacies. And so

717
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: this is your sign this week to use up whatever

718
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 2: you've got in your freezer and just have a so

719
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: much small gaspard. Yeah, love that dude. Put it all

720
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: in and you know what cooking times, throw them out

721
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: the window. Okay. The chicken sensils were twenty eight minutes,

722
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: the pizza was twenty The spring whars with this one?

723
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: Was it two hundred and ten degrees? One was one eighty.

724
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: I just sort of put it in the middle, averaged

725
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 2: it all out, checked to the chicken wasn't pink, and

726
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: we were good to go. Okay.

727
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: See, well on that topic of ovens and air fries.

728
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: And I know I've already said this, but as you know,

729
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: Aj and I are renovating our house and we've got

730
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: all new appliances that are going in the oven that

731
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: we got. I don't know what brand it is. It

732
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: could be Smeg oven, not one hundred percent not one

733
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: hundred percent short, but it is an air fryer oven.

734
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, does that not just show I have

735
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: already said this on the podcast, I can't remember, I know,

736
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: does that not just show that, like an oven and

737
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: the air fry is the same thing. But apparently it's

738
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: got like air fryer setting an oven setting. But what's

739
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 1: the difference.

740
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what the actual difference is neither.

741
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: I'll let you all know once.

742
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: Go google girl, We're going to google difference between.

743
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: Or even typing like smeg oven, air fryer.

744
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: Press escape, Darling, press escape on the keyboard. There we go.

745
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: So we're going oven air fryer, No, just typing?

746
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: What is we want the difference? Right? We want what

747
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: is the difference between oven and air fryer?

748
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 1: I think an air fry is just quicker. An air

749
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: fryer can be thought of as a sort of mini

750
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: convection oven. Both appliances use a fan to circulate heated

751
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: air throughout the cooking cavity. However, they are different. A

752
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: convection oven has a larger capacity, and air frying optimizes

753
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: the cooking environment for crispy fried results. It's like the

754
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: same fucking thing. I feel like an air fry is

755
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: just smaller and gets hot or quicker.

756
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it just gets the job done, less

757
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: clean up, less to worry about. You don't have to

758
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: wait for a preheat either.

759
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm wondering with I haven't used this new

760
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: oven yet, obviously, but will I turn it on and

761
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: be like, h like hot straight away? Or do I

762
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:05,919
Speaker 1: have to wait?

763
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: There you go, air fryer is actually better? For where

764
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: did I just see that? Wait? Just go back to

765
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: Google for me, because it did have the answer just

766
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: there here. It says an air fryer is an in

767
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: convention blah blah blah blah. It wicks moisture off better

768
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 2: and thus better gives better browning. So I think you're

769
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: in an air fry getting crispier, maybe a little dryer.

770
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 2: Because what's interesting is I have some chicken. It's like

771
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: protein chicken, and the it's protein chicken. Chicken is protein,

772
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: but the coating on it is a protein as well.

773
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: And I think these settings are like air fryer twelve minutes,

774
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 2: oven twenty five. So it was like, that's so strange,

775
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 2: but it's because to dry it out and cook it.

776
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 2: You might need longer in an oven. It sounds like anyway,

777
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: who cares?

778
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: Honestly, Well, let's get onto the last Royal Flush of

779
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: this Mega Royal Flush episode. Again, this was a TikTok

780
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: I saw. I don't know if I saved it, but

781
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: it was really quick and simple. I think it was

782
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: actually two other people talking on a podcast. They said,

783
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: all this girl said that people can only be cool

784
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: or popular. You can't be both.

785
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Oh, you think about this on a second.

786
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: So what are we if you can't be both?

787
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 2: Oh, we're not cool.

788
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: You don't reckon.

789
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: We're not cool, Brittany, We've never been cool. We have

790
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: never been cool.

791
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: I think other people would say otherwise, you reckon. Some

792
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: people would think we're so cool.

793
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: I reckon you, not me. I don't reckon. Anyone looks

794
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: at me and goes, he's so cool. Honestly, think about that, Britton,

795
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: have never come. I'd rather be popular. You can make

796
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 2: more money, you can count on more people, You've got

797
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 2: more things at your service solo.

798
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

799
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool gives almost unapproachable, unachievable, unrelatable popular. You're popular for.

800
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh it's hard because yeah, cool or.

801
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 2: Popular can you be I'm trying to think of someone

802
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 2: in life who is cool and popular flex mummy.

803
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: So true, she's cool and popular.

804
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 2: So true.

805
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: That's the first person I thought of. Maybe she's the exception,

806
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: but apparently you can't be both. Who do you think

807
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: is cool and popular? Okay, Kylie Minogue? Is she cool

808
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: or popular? Oh? Yeah, she's not cool, whereas like Charlie

809
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 1: XCX is cool but she's also popular.

810
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, this is what I mean. But then in

811
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: the grand scheme of things, what is popular? Because in retrospect,

812
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: Charlie XCX is a huge artist, but nowhere near the

813
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: level of pop some of those pop stars out there.

814
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: So my thing is like she's cool, and yes she's popular,

815
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 2: she's got millions of fans. I get it. But like,

816
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 2: in the grand scheme of things, is she cool because

817
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: she's not as popular as everyone else?

818
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: Someone that you know, or like a famous influencer that's

819
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: just cool, just.

820
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 2: Cool and not popular.

821
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, obviously they're going to be popular because they're

822
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: an influencer. But who is someone that's just straight up cool?

823
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: If you had to pick, See, this is the thing.

824
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 2: I think it's different because with I wouldn't do you

825
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 2: have anyone in mind, because I don't know.

826
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: I would say Matilda Jerf.

827
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: I'll look her up.

828
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: She's like a in the UK or something. I don't

829
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: think she's even from the UK. I don't know where

830
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: she's from. But Jurf Avenue. She owns this brand and

831
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 1: it's very cool and she's cool. She's obviously very popular.

832
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 1: But I would three million followers, but I would say

833
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: she's cool.

834
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 2: So she's cool and popular.

835
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: But you can't be both.

836
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: But I thought you were, but you can. Are you

837
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 2: saying you can't though?

838
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 1: That's what these people said?

839
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh? So were we agreeing or disagree? I'm can fused here.

840
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

841
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 2: I've gone off track because she is. What you're saying is.

842
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: She's popular and cool. She strikes me as cool.

843
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 2: Right, but she's also popular. So haven't we just debunked

844
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 2: what those people say?

845
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably you can be both, but we are not cool?

846
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 4: No?

847
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the scrollers would disagree and they'll say

848
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: we are both really cool.

849
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: I've never been cool. No, I'm happy to never be cool.

850
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 2: I've been popular my whole life, Like I've always attracted

851
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: a crown, if you know what I mean. Like I've

852
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 2: always been able to, you know, walk through life.

853
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: Walk down the street, and have a swarm of people

854
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: around you.

855
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, though, I just don't walk

856
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 2: into a room and make friends with anyone, and and

857
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 2: blah blah blah class clown vibes. Not that I was

858
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 2: a class clown in high school because I was too

859
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: busy getting fucking bully. But like later in life, I

860
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: feel popular describes me more than cool. I don't see

861
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 2: myself being cool. I'm quite tacky.

862
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: Staggy, Yeah, daggy.

863
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: There's always you look at me, wear something stunning, but

864
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: there's always a something off, isn't there? And I love

865
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 2: that for me. I love just being a little bit unpolished.

866
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 2: I think that's good. I think people who are too

867
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: polished are scary, actually scare me. I need a little

868
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 2: bit of vulnerability. I need a little bit of realism.

869
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: And so I love, you know, getting all old up.

870
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: It's all fucking gorgeous. I look absolutely fucking heart but

871
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: you know, if you look closer, it's a bit daggers.

872
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: It's a bit wild. Yeah, And I love that.

873
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: Yet wait, I don't know if it's a joke or

874
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: it feels a story behind it. But you send me

875
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 1: a photo of a pair of heels one day eight

876
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: years ago and you were like, I got these, but

877
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: I don't like them? Do you bot them? And that

878
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: was so ugly? But was there was that? Like was

879
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: there something else behind the reason that you did that?

880
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: I remember I wrote back. I was like, is this

881
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: a prank?

882
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 2: Now? It's probably genuinely being nice?

883
00:40:54,360 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, they are ugly, remember, like a diamon.

884
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I actually genuinely thought you'd like them.

885
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: I thought you were pranking me because was when you

886
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: had your old podcast need to do pranks all the time, right, Like,

887
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: is this a prank? That would be daggy?

888
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 2: Maybe it sounds like something I do, but I actually

889
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 2: can't remember that it was years ago. But no, everything's

890
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: just a little mismatched with me. But that's my entire personality.

891
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: I love that. I love it. Oh my god. So

892
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: I think we've determined you actually can. It can be

893
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 2: very popular, but it's very rare. Like Mummy is one,

894
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: he's cool and popular. I feel I feel I'm happy

895
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: and safe being just cool No.

896
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: Just popular?

897
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 2: True? So true?

898
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: Do you think you're cool?

899
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 2: No?

900
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're both popular. Not cool because if

901
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: you be an idiot on social media, you're not cool. No,

902
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: because you're not afraid to just be an idiot.

903
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: What even warrant's cool?

904
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: Like someone that just has an image that they want

905
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: to keep and they don't steer away from it, and

906
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: they have a certain look and vibe and aesthetic and

907
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: they really stick to it. Yeah, and don't ever show

908
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: who they really are. Yeah, that's like what gives off

909
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: cool vibes to me. But it's all probably just a facade, right,

910
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: and someone with not much personality.

911
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 2: See, those people also get famous and get popular, true,

912
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 2: but it's all a show. I think maybe those people

913
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 2: who were talking on this podcast, I haven't seen the clip,

914
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: but perhaps they just meant like in high school or

915
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 2: maybe taking away from social like because if we take

916
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: this aspect of social media out of it, think about

917
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: high school. No, the cool girls were the popular girls.

918
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,959
Speaker 2: The cool girls were the popular ones.

919
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's not think too deeply into it.

920
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: I just saw you. No, I can't do that.

921
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: With a burning question mat right on this topic of

922
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: thinking deeply and critically.

923
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I'm going to go away and I'm

924
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: going to think about this.

925
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: I've got a question for yeah, okay, yeah, leave you

926
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: with something.

927
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I thought the question was the question like.

928
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: Thinking about who we are? If you strip away all

929
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: of your successes and all of your accomplishments and like

930
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: all the things that you do, where does your worth lie?

931
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

932
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 4: Like?

933
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: What are you without all your accomplishments?

934
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: Almost nothing, which is fucked I know, but also who cares?

935
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: Xander asked me that earlier, and I was like, that's

936
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: a good fucking question, because I'm nothing without everything that

937
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: I do. Who are we without all the things that

938
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: we do?

939
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 2: Shit? Maybe we need to take this conversation to a

940
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 2: close friend's episode because I'm not sure I'm ready to

941
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: get that deep. God, I hate thinking that's my brain

942
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: same you just no, I'm just quietly having an existential

943
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 2: crisis over here because I'm going my whole life for

944
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 2: the last ten years. If you took that away, what

945
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: are you? Well, I've got no fucking clue do I exactly?

946
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: So we maybe need to do some deep diving into

947
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: who we really are outside of the work.

948
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 2: And the accomplishy that I could die tomorrow. I'm not

949
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 2: gonna waste time thinking about all this? Who cares? Se

950
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 2: la v life, your short life goes on. Let's wrap

951
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 2: this shit up.

952
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: Okay, well, that's another episode done and dusted. I hope

953
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: everyone has had a good laugh, and I hope you're

954
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,720
Speaker 1: also now questioning what are you without your accomplishments? Anyway?

955
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: Do all the things? Please? Like, comment, subscribe, share, rate

956
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,919
Speaker 1: five stars. We haven't said that for a while.

957
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, someone's having lunch in the NOV office.

958
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: I can spell coffee. Do you know that Nova has

959
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: free pies for their staff every day here?

960
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

961
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: I had one in here the other day?

962
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 2: What time? All day?

963
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: They've got pie?

964
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: Get me there right now? What's going on?

965
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: I had one the other day in here? And they're

966
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: really good?

967
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: The Carlos. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. We've been here over

968
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 2: a year and I am got week No, So where

969
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: are they? No? Okay, we're going to have to figure

970
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 2: that out.

971
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Pie warmers all around the whole offices, am I right?

972
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: Just one?

973
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: Just one just here in the kitchen.

974
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to verify this talk amongst yourself.

975
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, do all the things, yeah, do all the things.

976
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Matt's quite literally gone to go and

977
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: find a pie. They do that for their staff, and

978
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: I thought, you know what, I need to do this

979
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: for our Fate staff at the warehouse and office. We

980
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: need to have pie warmers and get a local pie

981
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: company to deliver pies every day. I think they've got

982
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: sausage rolls as well. By the way, no one else

983
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: is in here right now, I could say whatever the

984
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: fuck they that I want. Everyone go and shop at

985
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: www dot faitthlabel dot com. Please if you haven't follow me,

986
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: follow Fate, join our Fate Society Facebook group. What else

987
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: can I promote? I've got some lip boils coming out soon.

988
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: Matt still is in back, so I'm just sitting. I'm

989
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: literally in here myself. I could say anything I want,

990
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: although they might not put it in. It might not

991
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: make the cut. But Hannah, you're editing this in the future,

992
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: please leave all of this in. I'm hoping Matt's about

993
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: to walk back in with some pies, preferably with some

994
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: tomato sauce, because that'd be great. And I think I

995
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: need to get this for the warehouse and the office.

996
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna make it happen. I'm promising

997
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: all of you here in this podcast. I'm gonna make

998
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: it happen. Okay, they're taking forever. I'm just gonna stop

999
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: talking now for a little bit. This has turned into

1000
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: a fucking monologue. But to be honest, Matt does a

1001
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: lot of monologues in the podcast. So I feel like

1002
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: now this is my time to shine, and this is

1003
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: my podcast. High Scrollers, Britney Saunders, no one else, no

1004
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: other co hosts. I thought he'd be fucking back by now. Anyway,

1005
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: I hope you've all had a good day. I'm just

1006
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: stretching this out as far as it can go. Hannah

1007
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: is going to be pissing herself editing this. I can

1008
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: just tell what is taking them so long to get

1009
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: some pies. I just know he's going to storm back

1010
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: in with the pie. So I'm keeping this conversation going.

1011
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: It's honestly been at least two minutes, and that the

1012
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: pie warmer is just around the corner. Anyway, what else

1013
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: can I say? I don't have much else to say.

1014
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: I think I've said all the things I've told you

1015
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: to do, all the things shop on Fate, visit one

1016
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: of our stores. We've got stores everywhere. Now, we've got Melbourne, Sydney, Newcastle, Brisbane.

1017
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: Paramatta's coming soon.

1018
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: What do you.

1019
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: Gott I've just been talking that whole time to myself. Oh,

1020
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: he's got pies.

1021
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: I want a cup of tomato sawce, I said, I

1022
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 2: hope you got that breath first of all scrollers.

1023
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: I just talked that whole time to myself.

1024
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: Let me get, let me get, let me catch my

1025
00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 2: breath first and foremost. The kitchen is a lot further away.

1026
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 1: Where're just around the corner.

1027
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: No, we just sprinted. We've just sprinted all the way

1028
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: to the to the kitchen can confirm the pies are

1029
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: there and they're free.

1030
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: I just said on this pod, I'm going to get

1031
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: this for the Fate warehouse and office. I'm going to

1032
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: have a pie warmer every day.

1033
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 2: ASMR pie.

1034
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: That's a sausage role.

1035
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 2: Here we go, ASMR pie.

1036
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 1: I was really hoping you would bring back tomato sauce.

1037
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: I just said that I got.

1038
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: Tomato sauce, so we can we can share both, or

1039
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,919
Speaker 2: I just thought you could pick one. I would prefer

1040
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: the pie. I think though, we can cut them in half.

1041
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: But the rule is you cannot leave any crumbs in

1042
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: this studio. I've been told, Oh really, we'll eat it out.

1043
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 2: We'll eat it out there, then we'll go and sit

1044
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 2: in the sun. It's a beautiful day out here. Okay,

1045
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: we've got a pie each.

1046
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,479
Speaker 1: I just did a big monologue. That's got to stay

1047
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: the way that I.

1048
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 2: This has changed my life. You don't understand every single

1049
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 2: week I will be getting a pie from there.

1050
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: If he gets and he's like, yeah, some weeks I

1051
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: have a pie every day. I'm getting one for the

1052
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: warehouse and office right now. And do you just get

1053
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: these pies like delivered from this company. I'm getting that

1054
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: cool a J. Garlos. I'm telling him we're getting it.

1055
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: Get a pie warm now.

1056
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: I gifted Garlos pies at the office. Oh my goodness,

1057
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 2: what a what a moment.

1058
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: Well, I've told everyone to do every Thanks for that.

1059
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna go eat some pies and sausage rolls now.

1060
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: So see you all later.

1061
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: Anyway, tell her better. Let you go, say I am.

1062
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 2: I've got to get to a happy hour.