WEBVTT - EP 32 - MEN MAKE EVERYTHING DIFFICULT !!

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up on relatables business idea new dating app. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this exact scenario you don't want to no kids, that's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good, is called no kids. A dating app is

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<v Speaker 1>called no kids to be fair, covering our asses from

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<v Speaker 1>the start.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like we really put it out there on a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking like billboard, didn't we. So hey, you can't come

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<v Speaker 2>after us no kids, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Relatable, Jake, I want to ask you to do something

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Can you please try and pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>can of march next to you? Try, like, try or

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<v Speaker 1>pick up? No, put it back down, try't pick up again?

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<v Speaker 1>He picked it up, put it back down, Try and

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<v Speaker 1>pick it up. Yeah, there you go. Did you notice

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<v Speaker 1>how there's no such thing as trying. You can either

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<v Speaker 1>do it or you can't. That's fair. And there's all

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<v Speaker 1>these men out here going, oh but I'm trying. I'm trying,

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<v Speaker 1>a good boyfriend. I'm trying. Oh yeah, okay, you're ever

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<v Speaker 1>a good boyfriend or you're not? Yea yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeh yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also a lot of I don't know, I had to

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<v Speaker 3>call out the women. A lot of them have been

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit maybe brainwash or manipulated and they'll like

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<v Speaker 3>try and defend their own boyfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>And be like, but he's trying. There's no such thing

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<v Speaker 1>as trying.

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<v Speaker 3>What about Like, wait, so what's the definition of trying?

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<v Speaker 1>Then, don't take away from my if.

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<v Speaker 3>What if I've like really tried to run ten kilometers

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<v Speaker 3>but I did eight.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't do it. But I tried to do ten

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't do ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like there is such thing as trying, because

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<v Speaker 3>I did try to do ten but I didn't me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it can textually my reasoning behind it, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw it on a motivational video. Oh yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>about a guy picking up weight. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was waiting, So this is from a man. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just backtrack a few steps here. And I

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<v Speaker 1>thought the same. I would like to maybe think trying

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<v Speaker 1>does exist, and contextually speaking, in fitness, it's a big

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<v Speaker 1>thing and a good thing to try it. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I brought it towards relationships. Okay, Yeah, because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you can't really try the relationship. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like saying I thought about buying your flowers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the equivalent of that. I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with that, and I guess in a workout sense,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, you don't you can't just be like I

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<v Speaker 3>tried to go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like when it comes to some thing like that,

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<v Speaker 3>you either did or you didn't, unless you actually were

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<v Speaker 3>on the way and got in a car accident.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like something like it's like I tried to be

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<v Speaker 1>a good boyfriend. It's either you were a good boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>or you weren't.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I hear you, I hear you. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in that context, then there is I guess, literally

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<v Speaker 3>no such thing as trying.

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<v Speaker 1>There's any such thing as doing and not doing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The Reletta's podcast is so sad by myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Jake Craig aka Daddy and my partner in crime mister

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<v Speaker 3>Addie aka trying to be Mummy.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying see what I did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you guys are objectively being the baddies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly doing it. Yeah, you're doing it. Actually. Jake

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<v Speaker 1>before we started said he have something to bring up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know, but if I'm wrong, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to bring it up. So you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait until I'm fully done talking to tell me if

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<v Speaker 3>this is what you thought it was, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to tell you. So so yesterday texts

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<v Speaker 1>it is fuck you yesterday. He texted me last night,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a rebuttle, thank you very much. Yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>say it for the end.

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<v Speaker 3>You're fucking idiot, he texts me. We were recording a

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<v Speaker 3>Monday and a Patreon episode today, right, And so he

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<v Speaker 3>just texted me kind of just like little things what

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<v Speaker 3>he thinks should be in the episode. And then after

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, that's my two cents, and he spells it

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<v Speaker 3>s E and C s E as in like s

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<v Speaker 3>n yeah, s E N s C, and he said,

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<v Speaker 3>that's my two cents. And I was thinking, this guy

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<v Speaker 3>cannot be fucking serious. And so then I said him

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<v Speaker 3>a voice esially saying yeah, hectic, that sounds good, blah blah. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>it's fucking sense, as in like money c N C

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<v Speaker 3>E n T s not freaking sense as in that

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<v Speaker 3>makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Man? So, uh, I've been caught up

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<v Speaker 1>twice now. Yeah, A grain of salt. Yeah I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was something they else say, Oh, really, a grain

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<v Speaker 1>of salt, like assault, Like oh you thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, you thought it was like assault or a

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<v Speaker 1>grain of salt. I thought it was assault. Take it

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<v Speaker 1>with a grain of saulte. That's so aggressive? You ever

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<v Speaker 1>thinking why people say that? Because I've never been caught

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<v Speaker 1>up on that one before, because like it sounds exactly

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<v Speaker 1>the same, true. Yeah, take it with a grain of salt,

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<v Speaker 1>like grain of salt. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You people think that there's a space in between the

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<v Speaker 3>A and the rest of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, And then the same with sense and scent,

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<v Speaker 1>like my two cents, my two cents.

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<v Speaker 3>What you're saying is the right thing, But like I

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<v Speaker 3>just thought it was for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>It just I just thought it. That's my two.

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<v Speaker 3>Cents, as in, like my senses, Like you're giving two

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<v Speaker 3>of your senses of the five you have. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking, Like, I don't understand, I feel, I

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<v Speaker 3>feel what two senses did you give to give ideas

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<v Speaker 3>to record today?

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<v Speaker 1>Of the five you got?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>What two of your senses went into that? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>we have five senses?

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<v Speaker 3>We have five cents? The humans have five senses?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a factual statement? Yeah? Oh? Is it like sight, smell, taste, hearing, touch,

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<v Speaker 1>that's five? There you go. That happened awfully too quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean have happened off to could? And

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<v Speaker 1>you know how that's all about senses. I have one

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<v Speaker 1>rebuttal to all of this. Here we go, classic man,

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. It's good. It's a good one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good one. It's a good one. Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>And this is gonna make me feel so much better? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm ready for this. Now you're ready? Ready?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got two faces in your beard? Wait, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a rebuttal.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't make me look any better, but it's mostuzre cream,

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<v Speaker 3>not two paste the kent.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was moisturizing cream. But then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this motherfucking nether moisturize. So the reason I never fucking

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<v Speaker 1>sort your shitting never moisturizes. No top of my head,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been flow. I noticed that. I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know if I was burnt or if it

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<v Speaker 3>was just from wearing hats. And then Beth gave me

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<v Speaker 3>this moisturizer that's like fucking thick, af bro. You couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>it with a fucking oh, there's no I was gonna

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<v Speaker 3>say thick with like I know it's t h I

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<v Speaker 3>c S thick.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro. That ship was fucking I know that one. It

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<v Speaker 1>was vic let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I put it on it when my face

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<v Speaker 3>was all white and I was like what I was

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<v Speaker 3>a fuck And I was trying to rub it in

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<v Speaker 3>and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, no, you don't rob it rub it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, so she says, you just spread it and my

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<v Speaker 3>face was like literally just caked. It looked like I

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<v Speaker 3>had zinc on. You should tell her that, I thought, Yeah, toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked in the mirror. I tried to actually get

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<v Speaker 1>it all all the white spots out. Yeah, ja'son Classic Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can I say it. Never used moisturizer every

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<v Speaker 1>in his life, just had good skin until this morning. Jealous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, Beth does all this skincare right most evenings,

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<v Speaker 3>most mornings, most evings, and then she's currently getting some

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<v Speaker 3>she's been having acne breakouts, but it's more hormone anything

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<v Speaker 3>because it's like relatively recent and it always happens like

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<v Speaker 3>the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Before her period and she's in her louteal phase. My tired,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just like, seriously, let them let nature take,

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<v Speaker 1>like do its thing take its course. Let's let nature

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<v Speaker 1>do his thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't worry about the fucking acting that's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>From a man who's never had pimples and insecurities around them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point. Yeah, good point. You see her

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<v Speaker 1>as beautiful no matter what. If you've had pimples, you're like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just you halper fixated, and you're just like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking hagly.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I've had some pimples like usually one six in

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<v Speaker 3>your whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I felt really really so.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually asked my dad, my mum, my biological mom,

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<v Speaker 3>and my biological dad. Neither one of them got acne. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's just genetic. I got super lucky. My older

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<v Speaker 3>sister she's had a bit of it. But my step

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<v Speaker 3>mom so I'm not blood related to her at all,

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<v Speaker 3>but my step my half siblings ah, and they both

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<v Speaker 3>get acne. And my younger brother asks me the other

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<v Speaker 3>day kind of randomly, like where's your least favorite place

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<v Speaker 3>to get a pimple?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, you're asking the wrong fucking guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to say this to you. I felt so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I've had like ted sorry, I felt

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<v Speaker 3>so picked me saying and I was like, I genuinely

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<v Speaker 3>just don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They all hurt. That's a that's a good question. The

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<v Speaker 1>back is probably the worst. Yeah, lower back hurts like

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<v Speaker 1>a bit, okay, really like you never have one on

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<v Speaker 1>your back. I've had little pimples like a that's like

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<v Speaker 1>getting stuff with a knife. Yeah, I've never had a

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<v Speaker 1>bluddy buddy. All right, But today we wanted to start

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<v Speaker 1>with I g question of the week. Yeah, boy, which

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<v Speaker 1>is what's something men make unnecessarily difficult? Most things? Most things? Actually?

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<v Speaker 3>Really really what's what are the what are the things

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking about? Probably like that's my is that a phrase?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's my two cents? More of like saying we.

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<v Speaker 1>Seem to make those difficult. I make him difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>Our friend Gi, he used to think that play it

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<v Speaker 3>by it was so you know how like, oh we'll

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<v Speaker 3>play it by ear. Yeah, he used to It was

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<v Speaker 3>it you or him that thought it was played by year.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew it was ear, so it wasn't me, so

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<v Speaker 3>it must have been him. Then I saw I was

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<v Speaker 3>talking to someone who said play it by year, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was kind of like, it's ear and they go, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not year, you know, And then he.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought about it and he was like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you can make it whatever you want to make it. Yeah. True.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, I'm not gonna argue with that, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>You first, what's something men make unnecessarily difficult orgasms? Don't

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<v Speaker 3>stop does not mean speed up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh true. I think I've been a victim to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't stop to me means don't come.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't stop is kind of like you're literally an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I wasn't gonna but now I'm gonna come. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And when they say don't stop, turns me the funk

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<v Speaker 1>on and once sped up because I would come quicker.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to maintain that pace without coming. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm like, please don't come, Please don't complease

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<v Speaker 1>don't come.

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<v Speaker 3>But in that moment, that's when you lose your rhythm

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<v Speaker 3>because you've lost the flow.

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<v Speaker 1>You've lost your.

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<v Speaker 3>Mind, all right, like your your your genuine flow state.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's just like being hit a speed bumps. So

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<v Speaker 3>now you are speeding up. Is this saying a double

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<v Speaker 3>ended sword? Is that a saying double ended sword?

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<v Speaker 1>You're very close double edged sword. It's like a double

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<v Speaker 1>edged sword because what you want to come, but then

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<v Speaker 1>also that this you don't want to come.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's interesting is sex for men is it

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<v Speaker 3>is obviously always very good because we are predominantly the

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<v Speaker 3>ones who finish. If anyone's gonna not finish, it's usually

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<v Speaker 3>the woman. Yeah, but men go through a weird mindset

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<v Speaker 3>when we have sex, right, because we're thinking like, I

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<v Speaker 3>want to have sex because I want to come, but

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<v Speaker 3>also the whole time I'm having sex, I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to come.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, isn't that weird? Yet?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what the best feeling in the world is.

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<v Speaker 1>We should say I don't want to come yet, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to come yet. I don't want to come yet.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the best feeling is knowing when you are allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to come, when you've earned it, when you But there's

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<v Speaker 1>two types of earning it. One is she's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to come this session. That doesn't doesn't that doesn't feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, you might as well just finished. Now this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't this isn't going any I do know what you

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<v Speaker 1>were thinking. When she says come, yeah, she screams, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she goes yeah finished.

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<v Speaker 2>Now okay, Well I'm hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't take this. I actually got some good creative answers.

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<v Speaker 1>As something men make unnecessarily difficult making time to see you. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that sounds pretty valid for being honest. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>always try. That works again, it's if you're gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>me or you don't. True. There's no such thing as

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<v Speaker 1>trying in that sense. No, or something you may make unnecessarily.

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<v Speaker 3>Difficult trying to get gossip, because why do you not

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<v Speaker 3>get the important details to relate it?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, I'm pretty good at that. I can.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like a skill gap, you think, Yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 3>think it's also just an interest gap?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to use the word care gap care interest care. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like a lot of men don't really

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<v Speaker 1>care about their little details. No, that's true. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>light the tea, true, And.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I feel like it's so juicy, like I find

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes I'll go through a mental battle where I want

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<v Speaker 3>to know the juice. But I'm also like, if I

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<v Speaker 3>was telling someone this story and they asked me for more,

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<v Speaker 3>for more answers, I'd be like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't you don't see you do you don't

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<v Speaker 1>ask it? Like that's what I'm gonna give me some more.

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<v Speaker 1>Broke up with my girlfriend? Jake's like, give me the reasons?

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<v Speaker 1>What give me more next time?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what do you want to ask if you're if

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<v Speaker 3>you're ever saying to me like, oh, me and Cassie

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<v Speaker 3>broke up. Like I mean, let's let's go a different fend.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm probably ask you a million questions someone else tells

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<v Speaker 3>me them when they go friend broke up. I think

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to call Beth and be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>someone there broke up. As texting me questions, these questions

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<v Speaker 3>texting me questions.

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<v Speaker 1>So when did it happen? Who did anyone cheat?

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<v Speaker 3>Did Actually we should ask about in the comments? What

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<v Speaker 3>questions do you want us to ask when we are

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<v Speaker 3>in when we are in a situation where we.

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<v Speaker 1>Could get some good gossip? True? You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Friends like universal questions?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know the universal two friends broke up, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>let's let's go for break up specific you know there's

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<v Speaker 3>a break up, this happened, Like what questions are we

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<v Speaker 3>needing to ask? Because I don't know about you guys,

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<v Speaker 3>but we just kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of go straight to are you okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I hope you're okay, unlike you women out there just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get all the gossip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true, true, true, true. But also sometimes the gossip

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<v Speaker 1>isn't always truthful because sometimes they talk shit after depending

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<v Speaker 1>whose side you're one and whose reason it was for

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<v Speaker 1>breaking out. So you go to take everything with a

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<v Speaker 1>grain of salt. Yeah, you gotta take it with a

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<v Speaker 1>grain of our salt. What's something men make unnecessarily difficult

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the street? Damn Yeah for women? Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it took me a second again yeah yeah yeah, wow valid, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck man, should be the most simple thing in the

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<v Speaker 1>world that is insane shitting. I swear you guys take hours. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to debunk that one. That's not making it difficult. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>True, we're not making the shitting difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>We're enjoying our time. It's like a free time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like free time. It's free time, and it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of me time.

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<v Speaker 3>I got this game. I swear this isn't an ad.

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<v Speaker 3>Two things. I got this game called words Gape. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>you've played on the toilet, and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all on the toilet. Now I just be playing

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<v Speaker 1>words Gate, Broski.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you twy one hundred billions people out

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<v Speaker 3>here with two hundred thousand brilliants exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like words with friends?

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<v Speaker 3>You just fucking it's like crossword, right, and then there's

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<v Speaker 3>like there's like six letters and there's there's but maybe

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<v Speaker 3>like ten words need to make out of the six

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<v Speaker 3>letters and then you just need to like connect them

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<v Speaker 3>to make the six So it's just like a brain game.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I was like, fucking get me off, TikTok a,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna die. I think give me off because I

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<v Speaker 3>think my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I feel that too way. Sometimes I'm scrolling. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been like half now I'm like, maybe my brain will complode.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that? Complode? It's the next extension of implode? Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>like your recovery there? Did you make that up? Why

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing? Complode? Yeah, isn't that implode? Implode is

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, implode, Yeah, yeah yeah, explode complode. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>was the next one.

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<v Speaker 3>The funck is there's no different, Like there's no next

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<v Speaker 3>one though.

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<v Speaker 1>Like how would you spell it like that? Like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Of course enough complode. It looks like you might

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<v Speaker 3>have made a typo, as complode is not.

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<v Speaker 1>A standard English word Jesus fucking Christ.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a word called complot, and it's a noun

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<v Speaker 3>or verb for a secret plot scheme.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I meant Exactly What I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, though, is you you you go through life

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<v Speaker 1>just making it up.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how you'd like to say that I'm off

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<v Speaker 3>with the fairies in my own life, like everyone says

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<v Speaker 3>that you fucking go through life just make it up words.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you called me out for sense and scent.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to look it up to make sure I

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<v Speaker 1>was right or you were wrong. Yeah, before I could

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<v Speaker 1>admit that you were right. What I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>say is like, I'm taking every where you say with

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<v Speaker 1>a grain of assault.

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<v Speaker 3>And here's what happens when I play a little brain

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<v Speaker 3>game on my phone. Right, So I'm still looking at

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<v Speaker 3>my device, which is probably not great for me, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's because I'm because I'm like looking at a word.

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<v Speaker 1>Game and I'm using my brain.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when in The Grinch when his heart goes from

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<v Speaker 3>like a little shriveled up date size thing to like

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<v Speaker 3>kind of beating and growing and then it comes bigger, red,

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<v Speaker 3>red and juicy, Like my brain's slowly.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting back to fill out my cranium.

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<v Speaker 3>True, get yourself on words case mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you I probably do. I've had a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of brain fog recently. I don't know why. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I've just been it's come back, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>I had a phase like a year ago. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>come back again. I don't know why. Probably too much

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok make get off that phone. Too much, there's too

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<v Speaker 1>much life. Probably. What's something men make unnecessarily difficult wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a condom?

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<v Speaker 3>I do you mean difficult in the sense of like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to wear a one? I think so they're

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<v Speaker 1>like I can't feel anything with it on? You actually can?

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<v Speaker 1>You can feel stuff with it on. Yeah. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>sex with a condom or no sex. It would be

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<v Speaker 1>the obstence. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, not sex

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<v Speaker 1>of a condom or sex with no condom. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, you know how it's super common for women at

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<v Speaker 3>a very young age, like early to mid teens to

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<v Speaker 3>be put on the pill.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So that's like a hormone.

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<v Speaker 3>Changing medication, and it's like so normal, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>it does it does help a lot of women, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's also it does have a lot of bad side effects.

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<v Speaker 3>And I saw a woman make a video saying so

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<v Speaker 3>I think when it comes to basically she said from

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<v Speaker 3>when men can get the surgery. She thinks that men

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<v Speaker 3>should get a vasectomy and then get it reversed as

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<v Speaker 3>as contraception, and then get it reversed because like it

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<v Speaker 3>has it happens all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like super safe and thing. I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And it would be like because I think it doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>affect our hormones getting of vasectomy. So it's like and

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<v Speaker 3>then obviously the comments were just kind of like.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't cast straight men like two, I know nothing

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<v Speaker 5>about victory to be fair, No, I know someone that

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<v Speaker 5>had a vasectomy after he had kids and then unfortunately

0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:16.760
<v Speaker 5>one of his children passed away, and so you got

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<v Speaker 5>to reverse viseect me and had two.

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<v Speaker 1>More and it works. It works out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was actually remember asking him some questions and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I was like, when you, like I

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<v Speaker 3>was singing, when you have ever verseected me?

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<v Speaker 1>Like do you even come?

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, stuff still comes out.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know. I don't know how it works,

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<v Speaker 1>but stuff comes out, yeah much just block like the

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<v Speaker 1>actual semen not Yeah, yeah, true, I don't even yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even know what a seamen.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen another thing. You can get this thing for

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<v Speaker 3>men now, I don't know how how along it is,

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<v Speaker 3>but you can get like this gel that gets put

0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:50.960
<v Speaker 3>in like a tube in between your one of your testes,

0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:56.080
<v Speaker 3>in like penis, and it dissolves after two years. Really,

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<v Speaker 3>so you can have two years of contraception and then

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<v Speaker 3>just like you don't even have to get it removed anything.

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<v Speaker 3>It just disolves after years and then you can have

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<v Speaker 3>a baby after that and doesn't affect hormones. But nothing interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of keen to look into it. I just

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how studied it's done. But this is classic

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<v Speaker 3>man saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just scared of yeah, talking about what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I went on the news. I don't know. I researched

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<v Speaker 1>this red on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>I've literally not watched a TV like a TV for ages.

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<v Speaker 1>Apart from clarks Is Farm, I've not watched a TV

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<v Speaker 1>a TV. You're getting old, mate, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>What's something that makes so? What's something men make unnecessarily

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<v Speaker 3>difficult taking off a bra? I don't do it, eh,

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<v Speaker 3>I would like to say something about this. Bras are

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<v Speaker 3>the problem bras are unnecessarily difficult to take off? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, let's all be honest. You like you've had practice,

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<v Speaker 3>eve been wearing a bra your whole fucking life, or.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe since everything you've got boobs, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Expect me to be able to flick that thing off

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<v Speaker 3>like Charlie Sheen in Fucking two and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Men. No, I just look at it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's what my superpower is. I look at it. She

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<v Speaker 3>he takes it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Too fair. That is a good super power. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>What's something men make unnecessarily difficult checking in with their

0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:14.280
<v Speaker 1>friends as an adult? Yeah? Yeah, definitely do.

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<v Speaker 3>We do make it unnecessarily difficult because we make all

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<v Speaker 3>these stupid, random reasons to not do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Baking a cake, oh, come on, can be a beast.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do that heaps when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>For real, Making bacon stresses me out brow. Bacon cakes

0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:34.960
<v Speaker 1>easy for cakes easy, but like bacon, other stuff's hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I made pancakes from scratch the other day, not out

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<v Speaker 3>of one of those pre made bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually taste it good. It's like four ingredients. Yeah what

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<v Speaker 1>was that said? Who do known?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have known? Who?

0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:45.520
<v Speaker 3>It was?

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<v Speaker 1>Four ingredients? Literally not me.

0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:47.760
<v Speaker 3>I looked it up and I was like, I wonder

0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 3>if I've gone more every household it hasn't worn.

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<v Speaker 1>You are, boy, this is my last one. What something

0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:59.040
<v Speaker 1>men make unnecessarily difficult finding the clip?

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<v Speaker 3>I will die on this hill. The clip is unnecessarily

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<v Speaker 3>difficult to.

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<v Speaker 1>Find, you will? All right? Personal question? I thought you're

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:15.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna say Peth doesn't have one drive at this point,

0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she does. Right, We've been dating three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it possible for some of them to be born

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<v Speaker 1>without a clip?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a question I actually have for the world that

0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:27.760
<v Speaker 3>we just asked that, all right, because of the world to.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask claud.

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<v Speaker 3>Because yeah, some of them be difficult to find. You

0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:37.639
<v Speaker 3>get clip piercings, you know.

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Well that's got her is that it's so sensitive.

0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Also, like does that take away sensitivity or does it

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:45.520
<v Speaker 3>ad because you can get your cock pissed?

0:23:45.560 --> 0:23:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Or is that your foreskin pissed? Why would you do that? No?

0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I think it is your cock. I think cock. Yeah,

0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:53.280
<v Speaker 1>And it goes like through the gap where the semen

0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:56.359
<v Speaker 1>comes out of. It's like a nipple.

0:23:56.359 --> 0:23:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Piss you'd be so every time every time you piss,

0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:00.520
<v Speaker 3>it's split like a wake up.

0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:02.360
<v Speaker 1>You ever like take a piss after you've had a.

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:05.359
<v Speaker 3>Wank and then like or you've had a boner or whatever,

0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:07.120
<v Speaker 3>and it's like something's glued in the middle of your

0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:12.399
<v Speaker 3>little eye penis, eyeball together in two different directions.

0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:16.040
<v Speaker 1>You're like, holy fuck, whoa toilets are big enough? Who who? Yeah,

0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:19.159
<v Speaker 1>that's why Urino was the best. It's disgusting you.

0:24:19.840 --> 0:24:22.359
<v Speaker 3>It's the fact that men's got men have both things

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 3>coming out the same fucking hole.

0:24:24.840 --> 0:24:28.120
<v Speaker 1>What is that? I thought that was usedful? Well, women

0:24:28.200 --> 0:24:30.680
<v Speaker 1>have separate I know, but why is that disgusting? I

0:24:30.680 --> 0:24:32.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I feel like it's gross. True.

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:36.280
<v Speaker 3>Also, it's so interesting that I know women have a

0:24:36.320 --> 0:24:38.360
<v Speaker 3>hole for the pea and a hole and the other

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:42.480
<v Speaker 3>holes the vagina, right, but like it's like I know that,

0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 3>but like not that I ever picture women pissing very often.

0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:49.480
<v Speaker 1>If I am to picture it, though, I picture it

0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:57.040
<v Speaker 1>coming out of vaginal hole. Yeah, it's crazy different like

0:24:57.320 --> 0:25:00.680
<v Speaker 1>that is and like weird. It's so foreign but also

0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:03.080
<v Speaker 1>so close to us. True, very true.

0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:06.680
<v Speaker 3>Also, what the something that's actually crazy is the fact

0:25:06.720 --> 0:25:11.880
<v Speaker 3>that humans figured out how to change a someone that's

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 3>born a woman, and like do a surgery to give

0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:18.399
<v Speaker 3>them a penis. Oh ye, same and then same for

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 3>a men give them a surgery that gives them a

0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 3>giant Like, that's crazy that they figured that shit out.

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>That's hectic. Well, I even think like boob jobs are crazy,

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 1>and like the skin, Yeah, radio, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Chad, why do you get yourself a fucking chain necklace

0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:34.159
<v Speaker 3>and stuff? Fucking vapor or some shit over here?

0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to join in the conversation.

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:40.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about very complicated anatomy, and you're talking about putting.

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Gel sacks into some boobs to make them bigger. But

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:44.680
<v Speaker 1>then you think about the skin and then there's only

0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:46.719
<v Speaker 1>a tiny little slit underneath, and then it eventually come

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 1>a long way goes away and then I'm like, this

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>big fucking thing just goes in your skin. Yeah, that's

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 1>a long way. I feel like that's great. What do

0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 1>you call it? A surgery with anatomy? They've come a

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:07.840
<v Speaker 1>long way. I'll give you that Audie Shark tank his back.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. It might need to change the name because

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 1>it's now our business venture together. Ah, Okay, it's going

0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:14.160
<v Speaker 1>to be.

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 3>Oc OCVC Audie Clark Venture Capitalism.

0:26:21.280 --> 0:26:24.680
<v Speaker 1>That's good ov anything with my name and it sounds amazing. Yeah,

0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I like that, but that as if you know around here.

0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>This is a week on week I think this might

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<v Speaker 1>be the fourth week. We had a break. Last week

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Jake mentioned something a little bit where Jake came to

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:38.840
<v Speaker 1>me with business ideas, and on week two he hit

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:43.960
<v Speaker 1>with an absolute banger where there's a surprise, there's a

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:47.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of divide in a bed to split each other,

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:52.520
<v Speaker 1>rolling on each other side in relationships. Imps. Yes, I

0:26:52.560 --> 0:26:55.119
<v Speaker 1>will say this this was for the man out there? Yes?

0:26:57.520 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh what what you looked at me? This is for

0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>the men out of here? Like this product is for

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 1>the men, but it's not always for the men because

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:10.159
<v Speaker 1>it doubles as I do think this is actually a

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 1>great business idea to go under the bum for a

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>women when they have sex. I like that. But Jake,

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:19.879
<v Speaker 1>I've been doing some research. A couple of updates first

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:23.399
<v Speaker 1>and then we can talk about what we've been chatting about.

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:29.719
<v Speaker 1>First update is there is a company called Chaomi Sleep

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:37.439
<v Speaker 1>who have bed borders, but I'm still in them. That

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 1>was that your idea the name for it. I wanted

0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:41.400
<v Speaker 1>to call it a bed border, so we can't call

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 1>it the bed border, and it says the world's first

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:50.760
<v Speaker 1>bed sheet with borders pattern pending. However, why do we

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:53.919
<v Speaker 1>never have a no, no, no, don't jump to conclusions.

0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:59.199
<v Speaker 1>Their idea sucks. Their idea is literally a bed with

0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 1>a border around the outside of it.

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:04.359
<v Speaker 3>Ah, so it's not the same, and ours is more

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 3>of a divider.

0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that makes sense. Border, So there's it's just on

0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>the outside of a bed for all the audio listeners,

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:12.640
<v Speaker 1>just an extra cushion to like keep you in almost Yeah,

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 1>can't put your legs you actually wouldee quite good, but

0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:16.159
<v Speaker 1>I think that's when you get hot, you stick a

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:18.439
<v Speaker 1>little leg out. True. I would kind of like the

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 1>security of like being able to really roll up. I

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 1>feel like that that would be good if your single.

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:24.960
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like the opposite of what our idea is.

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 1>It brings you closer together.

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 3>One benefit of that for a couple is when like,

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 3>for some reason, even though I'm bigger than my girlfriend,

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 3>she takes up seventy percent of the bed and I'm

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.120
<v Speaker 3>up on this log sliver that can really lean into

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 3>the border.

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 1>True. True.

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 3>Anyway we hate this company here is that we need

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 3>to change the name to bed Vider.

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Bed vider. Oh did that just come off the top

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 1>your head? Yea. Actually one of the baddies, Steph Price,

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:49.160
<v Speaker 1>remember that name all the time. Yes, the Price friend

0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 1>of the podcast has came with diagrams. So it's of

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 1>the YouTube. She's called it the cuddle dock. Okay, I

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 1>do also like that's gonna do the cuddle dock, and

0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>she has diagrams. Here we go, look at it. Oh,

0:29:06.960 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 1>so that goes it's like a slit and there's a

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:11.040
<v Speaker 1>little cushion that goes inside. And look at the bottom

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:16.560
<v Speaker 1>right too. Okay, describe what you're saying. So currently it

0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:18.240
<v Speaker 1>looks like here's what it looks like.

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Actually, this is a really good idea. You know how

0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:23.080
<v Speaker 3>you put it. You have your mattress. It looks like

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:26.840
<v Speaker 3>it's in the mattress topper. You know how sometimes you

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 3>get out either like a mattress protector or a mattress

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 3>topper like I have on my mattress as a little

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 3>extra thing like a wool, like a like a lamb's wool.

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 3>She protects the bed, protect the bed. It makes a

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 3>little more comfy. Yeah, it looks like that she's almost

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:43.240
<v Speaker 3>got like a bit of a thing that you just

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 3>slide something in. Okay, cool, then we've got yep slidered

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 3>in cool cool coour like that washaball easy to wash

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 3>and remove and let me just say having it so

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 3>you can take it out and put it under the

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 3>timmy when you guys are fucking making babies. That so

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 3>more than just sleep, remove the insert for a flat

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 3>sheet surface perfect for intimacy. Use the insert as a

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 3>pillar under your hips, knees or whatever you need, or

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 3>giving head too, because like who's on the bed and

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 3>then moving off the bed just for their girlfriend and

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 3>me on the knee.

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you start that way like you're kissing. Maybe I

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>like this idea. I like this. I think it's a

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 1>great idea. I like this a lot. Yeah, this is

0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 1>really good idea. Here's something I want to say though, Right,

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 1>so this is fucking hectic, But how like in your so.

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't know about you, but I know me very

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 3>well obviously, I don't think I'm going to be like

0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 3>in bed, maybe reading near beth. Maybe we play game

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:42.880
<v Speaker 3>and our phones together. We kind of do like the

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 3>world all together. Sometimes New York Times games type shit,

0:30:45.920 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 3>and then I'm gonna I don't know if I'm gonna

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 3>get out of bed to then lift up the bottom.

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Of the blanket and push this thing in pause. I

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 1>feel like, don't sometimes you always get up to piss

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:58.360
<v Speaker 1>before I go to sleep. I pissed before I go

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:01.480
<v Speaker 1>to sleep and turn the lights off, Like it's just

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 1>another step to your nighttime routine.

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 3>True, and if like in my head it's going to

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 3>benefit my sleep quality, yeah, then I feel like I'll

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 3>do it heap.

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Some people do it. And then what what I was

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>going on with the sexy time thing too, is like

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:17.640
<v Speaker 1>have you ever gone? I feel like this is the

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 1>most universal relationship thing ever. You're having sex mid session,

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 1>you're like, funk, I need to put up her hips

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. You go to grab a pillow. Then

0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh no, that's her pillow. That's my pillow.

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 1>She sleeps with another pillow. Fuck, where's the pillow that

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 1>goes under her ear? There's fucking juices come everywhere? What

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>there is?

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 3>That's a good point, Like I don't want my ball

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 3>sack with all the vagina juice on it hitting my

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 3>pillow where my fucking chin's gonna go, same as her

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 3>to be fair cuddle dock.

0:31:46.520 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not still in the name tuddle Dog.

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm not so I don't mind bed Vider, but like

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I kind of like how it's cuddles in.

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.880
<v Speaker 1>It, but cuddle dock kind of like insinuates it brings

0:31:56.920 --> 0:31:59.280
<v Speaker 1>you together. Where we are dividing, Yeah, you know we want.

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 3>The vision, we want separation, Yeah, we want, but they're

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 3>the updates.

0:32:04.640 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 1>I think where we're going to go from here is

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be a big gap.

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Because when you get this ship made, Yeah, we're gonna

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 3>make some samples. Yeah, we're gonna make three, one for me,

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 3>one for Roddy, one for a Bodie.

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:16.760
<v Speaker 1>And there might be a few different variations to test

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:19.360
<v Speaker 1>run and then also Baddi's common below what you think

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 1>the name could be for? Just to reiterate, Jay, how

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 1>can we let's sell this right now? All right?

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:28.800
<v Speaker 3>I think the way I originally sold it was I

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 3>can sell it for either a woman or I can

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 3>sell it for a man. For if I'm selling it

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:38.200
<v Speaker 3>to a man, it's like it's going to be this,

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 3>It's going to be Does your girlfriend always want to

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 3>just have like a foot touching you or a hand

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.440
<v Speaker 3>touching you? Or she always want your hand under her

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 3>or something along those lines. Well, we both know you

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 3>don't want that, all right. That's why we've got the

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 3>bed Fighter.

0:32:54.800 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 1>It's a very easily or against a very easy device

0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:05.560
<v Speaker 1>to install and add to your nighttime add to your nighttime.

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 3>It's a very seamless device to add to your nighttime

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:12.239
<v Speaker 3>routine and won't add any length at all, all right.

0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 1>The only thing it might be adding length to is

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:15.160
<v Speaker 1>your Johnson.

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Down there maybe when you guys get down and dirty

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 3>and you take it out and put it underneath our

0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 3>hips and get it gone. Now, for a woman, are

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 3>you experiencing bed divorce?

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:33:24.920 --> 0:33:29.960
<v Speaker 3>And you don't want to experience bed divorce? Well, actually

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 3>usually it's because of snoring or some shit. We haven't

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.600
<v Speaker 3>figured out the story even because.

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 1>We're in Australia. Like, are you both really hot in

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Australian summer? Touch to each other and your skin's just

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 1>like ah yeah, true, Yeah, that's a good point your

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 1>own space. Your boyfriend sweat like a fucking pig? Yeah?

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Is he on peptides?

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

0:33:49.600 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 3>Does your boyfriend drench his side of the bed, Yeah,

0:33:53.680 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 3>it looks like he's pissed the bed every time.

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Here you go. We'll even make it absorbent. We put

0:33:58.000 --> 0:33:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the fucking.

0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 3>Bed vider in there, and yes's lap that shirt on

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:04.480
<v Speaker 3>and you fucking go to sleep and you wake up dry.

0:34:05.120 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Still love him.

0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:09.720
<v Speaker 6>I want to have sex with him because he's trying. Yeah,

0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 6>and it will elevate your hips. And with all that,

0:34:12.120 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 6>we still don't have a name. So comment below and

0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:16.480
<v Speaker 6>we are going to get to making some samples.

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm so.

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:27.240
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, otie, I have got some exciting news.

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Well, the Baddies No Where March of Babes

0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 1>that we are.

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:35.120
<v Speaker 3>I've recently upgraded my game. I've graduated too, the perfect

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:37.880
<v Speaker 3>head ceremonial grade March of powder love that.

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:39.319
<v Speaker 1>What flavors are there?

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 3>Well, there's the original, which is perfect if you're an

0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:44.040
<v Speaker 3>og marcher lover, or if you like to add your

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:44.719
<v Speaker 3>own flavors.

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm at this level now, whoa march to baddie.

0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 3>And there's the strawberry and vanilla, which already have the

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:55.239
<v Speaker 3>flavors perfectly mixed in. Well, that's sick. So you can

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 3>basically be your own Barissa at home exactly. It tastes

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:02.440
<v Speaker 3>like it came from a fay. You've got to try it, bro, I.

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Want to, but where can I grab it? Same as

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 1>always Cole's Baby Baddies, it's time for dilemmas, and I

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>just want to say that, thank you, thank you very much.

0:35:11.040 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 1>You've been adding quite a few dilemmas. Thanks for struggling.

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.239
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for struggling in life and bringing content to

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:19.800
<v Speaker 3>our podcast.

0:35:19.840 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Is what you wanted to say? Mean it like that?

0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I meant going out everyone's got struggles, Jake, and going

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:28.439
<v Speaker 1>out of your way to submit one and thinking that

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Jake and my advice will help you. Do you actually reckon?

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 1>People think we could help. That's why those Why else

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.319
<v Speaker 1>would they send it? I like your advice a bit

0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>of fun. Let me just make up this lemma center

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:44.319
<v Speaker 1>to the boys and see if they use it. That's

0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 1>what someone's done that we've read it one hundred percent.

0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's really nice. Well I meant that in a

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:53.719
<v Speaker 1>nice way, and Jake took it out of context. Anyway,

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Dear Jake and Notty, I love the podcast and your

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 1>insights into the male brain. I've been with my boyfriend

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.400
<v Speaker 1>for over a year and a half now and he's great.

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:06.439
<v Speaker 1>My dilemma is the baddies have changed from But he's great.

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Just give him for it. My dilemma is we still

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:16.279
<v Speaker 1>haven't had sex. About ten months ago, we talked about

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 1>being ready for actual sex after doing about everything else,

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 1>which has been great. But every time we try, his

0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:27.320
<v Speaker 1>penis just goes limp all of a sudden. Whenever it happens,

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 1>he becomes really self conscious and shuts himself off, clearly

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 1>embarrassed this is happening. Yeah, that's relatable. He was raised

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:40.760
<v Speaker 1>in a religious setting, and I know sex was shunned

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 1>his whole life. Oh like a before marriage name. Yeah,

0:36:43.760 --> 0:36:46.600
<v Speaker 1>so I'm suspecting this might be a subconscious block of

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:50.359
<v Speaker 1>having sex before Maggie having sex before marriage, although he

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>claims he doesn't care about it. Yeah, My question is

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:55.719
<v Speaker 1>how do I best support him through this so we

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:58.880
<v Speaker 1>can figure it out together. It's turned into a taboo

0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:01.319
<v Speaker 1>topic and I don't know how to approach it. I

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.520
<v Speaker 1>feel like the guys. I feel like guys take a

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:07.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of pride in their skills. If he doesn't, you

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 1>haven't had sex, He hasn't been able to work on this.

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:10.879
<v Speaker 3>How can you be fucking good at something you've never done?

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I think his ego is hurt, But what

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 1>do I do? Thank you so much?

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:18.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dang, that's a fucking dilemma because I think so.

0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:20.879
<v Speaker 3>He says it doesn't affect him, like the whole being

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 3>raised religion, religious and things like that, but like that's

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 3>it's subconsciously it's got to affect him, has to.

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:27.560
<v Speaker 1>He may not.

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:30.799
<v Speaker 3>Actively think I can't get hard because of what my

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 3>parents are gonna think or whatever, but like it's got

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 3>to subconsciously affect you so much.

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:37.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's definitely maybe a bit of a childhood TM.

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:41.080
<v Speaker 1>We don't know the extent of like how strict they were.

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 3>Well, if you think, yeah, like you know, you guys

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 3>are probably nearly maybe in your early twenties, maybe you're

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:48.719
<v Speaker 3>nearly twenty, but like you know, twenty years of your

0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:52.720
<v Speaker 3>life your parents have fucking shunned sex.

0:37:52.880 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's going to affect your heaps one undred percent.

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 1>And the reason I do think it is that is

0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 1>because she said she's done everything but sex and that's

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 1>been great. So like, yeah, he's getting hard for that stuff.

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like you've given him a hand job, you've given

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 3>him a blowjob, like he's eating you out like type of.

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Stuff, and arguably doesn't feel as good. Yeah, true old, yeah, true.

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Like I think I wonder if this would be like,

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:18.000
<v Speaker 3>can is erect I will dysfunction a actual medical thing

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 3>or is it quite often a mental thing? Like can

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 3>you get diagnosed with EDNA from a mental standpoint?

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 1>That's a great question. I would say, No, ED is

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 1>a biological response, and then this is an ed it's

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 1>a mental thing. Yeah, which isn't so so ED is

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:37.800
<v Speaker 1>an actual like issue.

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:39.839
<v Speaker 3>It's like this is more of him needing to get

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:40.840
<v Speaker 3>over a mental barrier.

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I would say, so, Okay, it could be wrong. Proof

0:38:42.840 --> 0:38:44.799
<v Speaker 1>check us on that. Yeah true. I don't know, but

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I think but I remember being younger, like having sex

0:38:49.640 --> 0:38:52.280
<v Speaker 1>for the first time with girls. I would get really

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 1>really nervous. I remember the first time I lost my virginity.

0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I was not like rock Hard. I was like I

0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:59.880
<v Speaker 1>was I remember you've told me this. I was like,

0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:03.720
<v Speaker 1>I reckon. I was performing on like seventy percent yeah right,

0:39:03.760 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 1>because I was shitting myself. I didn't know what to do.

0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I was stressing, but I couldn't control that shit. Yeah,

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was going on. I was the opposite.

0:39:12.760 --> 0:39:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like I didn't know what was going on,

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>and then I was also in a car to be fair,

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:19.720
<v Speaker 1>but oh yeah, that's a contributing factor. And I remember

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 1>it probably took, like I can two more times and

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:25.240
<v Speaker 1>then I figured it out, and then I was confident

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 1>in myself, confident to like really like I'm gonna give

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 1>this my all, yeah, and take those first two times

0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>you would just try it, and theme of the episode

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:37.440
<v Speaker 1>just try yeah, just try it, and the all jokes aside, like,

0:39:38.040 --> 0:39:39.719
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a very nerve wracking thing, and it

0:39:39.760 --> 0:39:43.080
<v Speaker 1>perfects your perfects. It affects your performance a lot of

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:45.400
<v Speaker 1>the time, especially with men. But the thing I'm struggling

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 1>to comprehend with this is it's been a long time

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and you sound like you have such an open and

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 1>honest conversation to talk about things, but as soon as

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:54.400
<v Speaker 1>this one thing comes up, it becomes taboo. But he

0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:56.799
<v Speaker 1>still wants to have sex down. That doesn't make sense

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 1>to me.

0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Here's something I don't know, Like, I don't know if

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:01.480
<v Speaker 3>maybe you have said this to him at all, but

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:04.160
<v Speaker 3>if you need to say that, like, do you think

0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:05.959
<v Speaker 3>it would help if you just said to him, like, look,

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's something that we need to be

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.480
<v Speaker 3>talking to you about all the time, right, I do want

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:14.000
<v Speaker 3>you to know that sex is something I want. I

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:17.759
<v Speaker 3>understand that every time we have tried you have not

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:18.359
<v Speaker 3>gotten hard.

0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:20.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, I just.

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 3>Want you to know that, like there's no rush, but

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:25.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm ready when you're ready.

0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know he's at the right thing. He sounds

0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 1>ready to me. I think that is he that's a

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 1>good point. It sounds they must be young, he sounds ready.

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 1>But because this sounds like such an easy conversation for

0:40:36.760 --> 0:40:39.520
<v Speaker 1>me and my partner have yes, yes, same, And I

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:41.360
<v Speaker 1>heard her bring this to me, and I would be

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 1>the thing he knows this is a problem. If it's

0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:44.840
<v Speaker 1>ten months is a long period of time. And he

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 1>said I want to have sex.

0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:48.160
<v Speaker 3>You never know though, Like who brought up the I'm

0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:49.320
<v Speaker 3>ready to have sex conversation?

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Like was it you actually?

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 3>And then is he like just saying like he is

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:56.320
<v Speaker 3>ready because he wanted to Just you don't know what

0:40:56.400 --> 0:40:56.800
<v Speaker 3>you're happy?

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:59.560
<v Speaker 1>But also it's again it's a men's problem in a

0:40:59.600 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 1>sense of she doesn't know what's actually in his head

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:02.759
<v Speaker 1>because he's not communicating about it.

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 3>True, it's not her problem. It's not her problem.

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:06.720
<v Speaker 1>At always he should come to you and be like, actually,

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:08.759
<v Speaker 1>either I really want to have sex and I don't

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:11.160
<v Speaker 1>know what's going on, or I'm actually not ready. They're

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 1>the two kind of. It's a hard one when it

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.600
<v Speaker 1>comes to sex, isn't it. It's very hard.

0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:16.760
<v Speaker 3>It'd be nice if he could articulate how he's feeling,

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:18.000
<v Speaker 3>but he clearly can't.

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Because in a relationship there shouldn't be any ego in

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:23.640
<v Speaker 1>the bedroom. Like I can understand trying to impress your

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:25.480
<v Speaker 1>partner the first couple of times you're having sex, like

0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:28.120
<v Speaker 1>that's exciting and new, but after a year it's funny,

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 1>like you're trying to please each other.

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:31.880
<v Speaker 3>The first couple of times, you're trying to do your

0:41:31.880 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 3>best to please them. There's usually those are usually your

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 3>worst performances because.

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:36.759
<v Speaker 1>They're like the first couple of times said, they're the

0:41:36.760 --> 0:41:39.839
<v Speaker 1>most exciting. So you finished like mad quick. I thought

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I did great first time I had sex and Cassie

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 1>and she said I was like, oh, yeah, it was

0:41:42.680 --> 0:41:47.879
<v Speaker 1>al right. I thought I fucking killed today. I knew

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't kill. The first time sex with Bath I

0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:52.479
<v Speaker 1>lasted like thirty seconds day No fuck, Oh, I would

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:53.440
<v Speaker 1>was like twenty minutes.

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so you last Yeah, I thought you were killing it.

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 1>And she was kind of just like nothing to phone

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:00.439
<v Speaker 1>home about me. She said it she had no was good,

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 1>but like I wasn't like good, I've got I've had

0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 1>a way better with you other people like with me.

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:11.800
<v Speaker 1>With me, I've had better first time with me? I

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:14.320
<v Speaker 1>friends that funny. No, No, I knew I didn't do

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 1>well anyway. There's an ongoing theme of you coming early.

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let me think about this. I'm about you know,

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm like a ten minute ago.

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Why because you don't have a four skin? I wouldn't know.

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:29.880
<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't that like mean that I'm more like I have

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 3>a less sensitive tip because I'm like out here, just like.

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:40.279
<v Speaker 1>It's out on the elements are sure? You know?

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:42.759
<v Speaker 3>When why why are people with foreskins the one that

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:45.319
<v Speaker 3>they do have, fucking they get dirty infections and ship

0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 3>that's been debunked.

0:42:46.800 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 1>That's bullshit, that's been Why do you get dick cheese?

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 3>And I don't exactly that's that's growth a little organisms

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:54.759
<v Speaker 3>in there.

0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Just it's like when you've been sweating all day of

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 1>your armpit, the same as that and it's just like

0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 1>a little it's just sweat, just bad way and affected. No,

0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 1>I actually do think it's being a myth, where like

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:09.879
<v Speaker 1>it's just the thing that make your penis look better. Oh,

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:11.400
<v Speaker 1>because that's why it's a choice now, Like if it

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 1>was actually a biological thing, like when you think every

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:16.560
<v Speaker 1>doctor would be like you should your son's foreskinting chopped off?

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:18.920
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm it's definitely like it used to be way

0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 3>more common. But now there's the reason for it. Is

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:23.440
<v Speaker 3>it been a looks thing. It used to be like,

0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, it's safer for like health was.

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Just teach your son how to wash his cock. Oh yeah,

0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 1>it's that simple. I remember you men have tight foreskins.

0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 1>That's one of the reasons that it happens. It can happen.

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not very common, though, is it. We have

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:39.759
<v Speaker 3>our friends have just had a baby. They were so

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 3>that they're they're currently debating or whatever not, like they're

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 3>not fighting over it, like I don't know, just deciding

0:43:46.320 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 3>whether they want to get their son chopped, circumstance chopped,

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:55.360
<v Speaker 3>give him the snip, And there's only one doctor on

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:56.160
<v Speaker 3>the centrist does it.

0:43:56.920 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 1>That's how uncommon it's become. What a job And I

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 1>was just like I was like.

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 3>Saying, look, I'm not going to make a choice for you,

0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:07.800
<v Speaker 3>but like if it's like I mean, just who gives it?

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:10.040
<v Speaker 3>She was not that big of a decision, like I

0:44:10.040 --> 0:44:12.319
<v Speaker 3>don't have a baby, but like if you don't do it.

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Just wash it. I would just say do whatever he's

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 1>done because he knows how to make it work true

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:18.319
<v Speaker 1>where I don't care what where I was done with

0:44:18.360 --> 0:44:21.920
<v Speaker 1>bacterias and you're on the toilet a lot, it's inevitable

0:44:22.000 --> 0:44:26.399
<v Speaker 1>to sit down hits your toilet seat. I've got fucking protection, mate.

0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I got nothing. You're I've got nothing. You've got something.

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.359
<v Speaker 3>Probably had the research one public It feels like one

0:44:36.360 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 3>time I literally like a disinfectant white. I looked up

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:41.839
<v Speaker 3>on the internet, can you get an STI your dick

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 3>touching the toilet?

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 1>And it said no.

0:44:43.520 --> 0:44:45.279
<v Speaker 3>I remember I said he can't transfer like that. But

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:47.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I need to remember initizer on this.

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:49.879
<v Speaker 1>Thing public toilet and I'm like, good, putting my cock

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:52.279
<v Speaker 1>like down straight, but then ship and then the water

0:44:52.320 --> 0:44:55.359
<v Speaker 1>went up and hit my cop. I was like, I

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, what is my toilets need? I was like

0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:01.600
<v Speaker 1>the worth day public.

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Toilets need like a fucking This is really only for

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:06.160
<v Speaker 3>people that don't have a foreskin, which is coming less

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:08.319
<v Speaker 3>and less common obviously, but they need to have like

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:10.759
<v Speaker 3>some sort of like hand sanitizer that just like goes

0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:11.400
<v Speaker 3>straight to that.

0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:13.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let me. I don't want it, like it's

0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:16.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't have the toilet bowl bigger You know how

0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 1>they have dude wipes. They should make like circumcised wipe.

0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 1>That's so true business business circumcision wipes. Ah, you circumcised

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:34.759
<v Speaker 1>your back pocket. The podcast ever complodes, we are going

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>to be sorted. Yeah, we literally have nothing to worry help.

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just talked to him. It's a

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:47.799
<v Speaker 3>serious but I think what I said was good, Like

0:45:47.840 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 3>just tell him you already when he is and let

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:51.279
<v Speaker 3>him fucking do it. But then at the same time,

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:52.920
<v Speaker 3>it's like, I understand you probably want to get that,

0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 3>you want to get this ship.

0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:56.040
<v Speaker 1>You need to know actually if it is a problem

0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:58.040
<v Speaker 1>or he just doesn't know what's going on, because there's

0:45:58.080 --> 0:46:00.560
<v Speaker 1>so many easy solutions where like if he's getting head

0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 1>or a hand job and he's hard, quickly go ab sex. Yeah,

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:07.239
<v Speaker 1>like you've got You've got a solid thirty seconds or

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:07.520
<v Speaker 1>a minute.

0:46:08.280 --> 0:46:11.480
<v Speaker 3>We sit on that type, and I tell you right now,

0:46:11.480 --> 0:46:13.880
<v Speaker 3>as soon as he if he's hard and it goes in, yeah,

0:46:14.000 --> 0:46:14.839
<v Speaker 3>he's staying hard.

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 1>And if he has the mindset where yes, I want

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:18.759
<v Speaker 1>to have sex. Yeah, but I feel like it is

0:46:18.760 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 1>a bigger problem than you need to get down to

0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:21.839
<v Speaker 1>the bottom of that one hundred percent. Yeah, yea yeah,

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 1>but if that actually is all he's just like I

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:25.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know what's good going on. That is all you

0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:26.560
<v Speaker 1>need to do because like.

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:28.640
<v Speaker 3>A ninety eight percent chance you're asking the wrong people

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:30.040
<v Speaker 3>for help you.

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 1>No, I think that's actually a good advice. Even find

0:46:32.480 --> 0:46:35.040
<v Speaker 1>out what the reasoning is behind the problem. Yeah, or

0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:37.520
<v Speaker 1>have a quickie, like really quick one. Yeah. Yeah, if

0:46:37.560 --> 0:46:39.040
<v Speaker 1>he's got the right mindset.

0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just say to him like, look, we can take this,

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 3>so like I'll still give him your hand job, right

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 3>and like one time, I'm like how often you do

0:46:44.239 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 3>hand jobs and stuff like that, because like you could

0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 3>just say to him, look, you know we do it.

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Like let's just say you give him head every now

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:50.760
<v Speaker 1>and then or whatever.

0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:52.680
<v Speaker 3>One of the time, just say to him like, oh,

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 3>one time in the near future at random, right, like

0:46:56.160 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 3>while I'm giving your head, because I just be like,

0:46:58.239 --> 0:46:59.840
<v Speaker 3>I usually get quite wet when you give me headlop

0:46:59.840 --> 0:47:00.040
<v Speaker 3>when I.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 1>You bven structure it before saying no.

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 3>But no, because he might not get hard for the

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:05.520
<v Speaker 3>head if you tell him beforehand that you're going to

0:47:05.560 --> 0:47:05.960
<v Speaker 3>sit on it.

0:47:06.360 --> 0:47:08.880
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean like, so structure the sex and be

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 1>like you go down on me so I'm ready, lived up,

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:12.680
<v Speaker 1>ready to go. Then I'll give your head as I

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:14.960
<v Speaker 1>usually do. And then as soon as you're like rock

0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:16.319
<v Speaker 1>hard and say like, O, I'm probably like a minute

0:47:16.320 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 1>away from finishing, I'm sitting on that thing. Yeah no.

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:19.920
<v Speaker 3>But what I'm saying is if he knows that's going

0:47:19.960 --> 0:47:21.799
<v Speaker 3>to be happening, he might not even get hard for

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 3>the head because he's like, she's going to sit on

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:24.399
<v Speaker 3>my deck.

0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah too.

0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 3>So here's what I'm saying is months prior, you need

0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:34.560
<v Speaker 3>to say one random time, yeah all right, I just

0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 3>want to ask for consent right to just sit on

0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:39.319
<v Speaker 3>it one random time, and then I.

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:40.879
<v Speaker 1>Just be like, look, I just be like, I listen

0:47:40.920 --> 0:47:42.000
<v Speaker 1>to this podcast with these two.

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Guys, and they promised me that as soon as as

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:45.200
<v Speaker 3>soon as it's in, you're staying hard.

0:47:46.520 --> 0:47:50.200
<v Speaker 1>But also too, like is one problem I did come

0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:52.880
<v Speaker 1>across is I don't want to. This isn't an excuse

0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:56.319
<v Speaker 1>to not have sex, but putting a condom on that

0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:58.800
<v Speaker 1>might be a bit of a gap in the sexy

0:47:58.840 --> 0:48:00.880
<v Speaker 1>time because if you got we've gotta put a condom one.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I remember I always struggled when I was first having sex.

0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:05.399
<v Speaker 1>I was rock hard, rock hard hard. Then I'm fucking struck.

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Usually I'm opening this thing. Which way does it go? Yeah,

0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 1>it's usually dark? Put it on the wrong way? Fuck cox? Fuck?

0:48:13.640 --> 0:48:16.719
<v Speaker 1>Why is this thing so loose on my dick? But

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:21.399
<v Speaker 1>this is another or jokes aside, But like, I think

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.360
<v Speaker 1>you can get through this problem because you said he

0:48:24.600 --> 0:48:27.280
<v Speaker 1>is a nice guy. Yeah, you talk about almost everything

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:29.440
<v Speaker 1>and it's just the problem. And you're gonna look back

0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.160
<v Speaker 1>on this and be like, ah, I remember when this

0:48:31.200 --> 0:48:32.640
<v Speaker 1>happened and we got through this together.

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah, all right, somebody put the title for this one.

0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 1>It's Monday. Assuming you want this in a Monday episode,

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:43.719
<v Speaker 1>it's not how it works? Sure? Am I being unrealistic?

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Will I be forever alone? Okay? Slight background.

0:48:47.160 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 3>I was with my ex husband for fourteen years before

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 3>we both decided to try for a baby. Two miscarriages

0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 3>and two five faux roster changes to align to my ovulation. Later,

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 3>we finally fell pregnant. Fast forward to being thirty four

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:01.960
<v Speaker 3>weeks pregnant and he tells me he doesn't love me anymore,

0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 3>hasn't for a long time, and isn't attracted to me.

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:05.799
<v Speaker 3>What safe to say?

0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>That was a pretty unpleasant experience. I have dated.

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:13.040
<v Speaker 3>I have dated since this. Sorry, I've dated since this,

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:15.720
<v Speaker 3>which didn't work out, and I am on the dating

0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:18.799
<v Speaker 3>scene again. I really don't want any more kids. My

0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:21.880
<v Speaker 3>son is too, and I am finally actually enjoying motherhood.

0:49:22.160 --> 0:49:24.759
<v Speaker 3>The thought of having another baby slash child is absolutely

0:49:24.800 --> 0:49:25.959
<v Speaker 3>off the cards.

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:26.240
<v Speaker 1>In my mind.

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:29.840
<v Speaker 3>So my question, am I being completely unrealistic expecting someone

0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:32.080
<v Speaker 3>to want to come into mine in my son's life

0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:34.879
<v Speaker 3>without kids themselves and he doesn't want to have kids

0:49:34.880 --> 0:49:35.359
<v Speaker 3>of their own?

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, not at all.

0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:39.279
<v Speaker 3>Wait, so, like you, you want to meet someone that

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.799
<v Speaker 3>doesn't already have a child as well, and doesn't want

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:42.520
<v Speaker 3>to have their own kids.

0:49:42.400 --> 0:49:43.520
<v Speaker 1>And doesn't want to have I don't I feel like

0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 1>there's people out there like that one hundred percent. I

0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 1>just we've gone a sharp left turn. But I think

0:49:48.800 --> 0:49:52.799
<v Speaker 1>what happened to you? That man should be cascerated. Fucking yeah,

0:49:52.800 --> 0:49:56.839
<v Speaker 1>that's you can't fucking be with someone so you want

0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:58.759
<v Speaker 1>to have kids, go through all that and then when

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:01.920
<v Speaker 1>she's mid per and see you go thirty four weeks.

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:05.560
<v Speaker 1>That's thirty four or thirty nine. People that shouldn't be

0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:08.000
<v Speaker 1>allowed to have kids or like, does he doesn't have

0:50:08.080 --> 0:50:09.839
<v Speaker 1>the mental capacity to fucking have kids?

0:50:09.840 --> 0:50:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Does he have anything to do with your son's life? Like,

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:12.640
<v Speaker 3>does he support him at all?

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:14.480
<v Speaker 1>You have driving tests to see you're like you can

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:16.480
<v Speaker 1>drive on the road safely. Some men should have a

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:17.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking kid test.

0:50:17.719 --> 0:50:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Why why why do we need a license to drive

0:50:21.080 --> 0:50:23.640
<v Speaker 3>a vehicle but not a license to have a child?

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 1>He needed one because that feels really bad for her. Yeah, same,

0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:29.719
<v Speaker 1>that's fucked, especially especially with everything that goes on with pregnancy.

0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:34.320
<v Speaker 1>That's just like why why you idiot? Yeah?

0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:36.799
<v Speaker 3>What a fucking can I say something that's a bit

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:37.399
<v Speaker 3>of a hot take?

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:47.839
<v Speaker 1>Can't? Yeah? What a? What a? What a? Can't look

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>look easy? Handser?

0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 3>But like, no, I don't think you're expecting too much.

0:50:51.239 --> 0:50:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Like the dating pool is going to be smaller. Obviously

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:55.759
<v Speaker 3>it might be people without kids that want kids, but

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 3>also you might meet a guy fall in love and

0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:01.799
<v Speaker 3>this guy's the best guy in and then he's a

0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:03.600
<v Speaker 3>great step file to your son, and then you're like, dang,

0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 3>I want more.

0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Kids with you.

0:51:04.400 --> 0:51:05.719
<v Speaker 3>You don't know if that's going to happen or not.

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:07.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm not going to tell you that's going

0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:09.200
<v Speaker 3>to happen, but like, are you willing? Are you do

0:51:09.239 --> 0:51:11.520
<v Speaker 3>you definitely want to just be like definitely no more

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:13.239
<v Speaker 3>kids because you can go into it with a guy

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:15.200
<v Speaker 3>being like, oh, at this point in time, I genuinely

0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:16.080
<v Speaker 3>don't want another child.

0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeahdred percent And like your journey to get to

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:23.759
<v Speaker 1>the mindset you've had now, there's sadly plenty of men

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.640
<v Speaker 1>for you, that's who you're attracted to, who would have

0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:29.440
<v Speaker 1>gone through something that has made them have a similar

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:32.520
<v Speaker 1>mindset to you. Probably engaged or they had a kid

0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:34.960
<v Speaker 1>and then something happened and they don't ever want to

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 1>have kids again, but they want to find love again.

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.000
<v Speaker 1>That relationship is split apart. I don't think it's unreasonable

0:51:39.000 --> 0:51:44.640
<v Speaker 1>by any means. Busuess idea new dating app. Yeah, this

0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:47.240
<v Speaker 1>exact scenario you don't want to have no kids?

0:51:48.000 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good. Is called no kids a dating app?

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:53.239
<v Speaker 3>Is called no Kids.

0:51:58.160 --> 0:52:03.120
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, covering our asses from the start. Yeah,

0:52:03.280 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>like we really put it out there.

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:11.360
<v Speaker 2>On a fucking like billboard, didn't we. So hey, you

0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:13.240
<v Speaker 2>can't come after us no kids.

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:17.480
<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea. No. I spoke about it on Patreon.

0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I made a new friend at the gym. I won't

0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:26.680
<v Speaker 1>go into that because it's on Patreon and it's gonna

0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:27.319
<v Speaker 1>say something nice.

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:27.360
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:31.640
<v Speaker 1>He he's found a lovely partner and they're engaged. And

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:35.120
<v Speaker 1>she had kids with a previous partner. Yeah, and now

0:52:35.160 --> 0:52:37.560
<v Speaker 1>he's dating her and they're going on holidays, not as

0:52:37.600 --> 0:52:40.200
<v Speaker 1>a dad, but as mum's partner. I haven't spoke to

0:52:40.280 --> 0:52:41.839
<v Speaker 1>him if he wants kids or not, but yeah, when

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 1>he banged out twice, but he's asking these hard hitting

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:48.480
<v Speaker 1>questions on you. He seems very happy and open just

0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:51.319
<v Speaker 1>to be like he's a really nice, genuine guy to

0:52:51.440 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 1>date the person that he really likes and take on

0:52:53.800 --> 0:52:55.759
<v Speaker 1>not a father figure, but be there to support her

0:52:55.800 --> 0:52:56.560
<v Speaker 1>with the kids. True.

0:52:56.600 --> 0:53:00.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then like if if, if you know, you

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:01.680
<v Speaker 3>could be a file figure if it was ever something

0:53:01.719 --> 0:53:04.080
<v Speaker 3>that was like I guess discussed and stuff like Okay, anyway,

0:53:04.120 --> 0:53:05.839
<v Speaker 3>I feel like We've given some pretty good vice here, right,

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:07.319
<v Speaker 3>But what I want to say is I do have

0:53:07.360 --> 0:53:08.760
<v Speaker 3>a hot take, and it wasn't the word can't.

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:13.600
<v Speaker 3>My hot take is we were talking about licenses before. Okay,

0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:19.400
<v Speaker 3>fully left turn. But I think that whenever somebody wants

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:24.480
<v Speaker 3>to get a pet, right, whether it be a dog

0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:27.680
<v Speaker 3>or a cat or whatever, they should there should be

0:53:27.760 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 3>a questionnaire or all these questions of like what do

0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:31.439
<v Speaker 3>you want from your pet?

0:53:31.640 --> 0:53:33.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, what are you going to do with your pet? What?

0:53:34.360 --> 0:53:36.279
<v Speaker 1>All these things about? Maybe I don't know fifty questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many questions it needs to be.

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<v Speaker 3>But then it should be like at the end of it, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you said at the beginning you want a dog, No

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<v Speaker 3>you actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Need a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Or maybe you said at the beginning you want a cat,

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<v Speaker 3>but like all the things you want to do with it,

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<v Speaker 3>you should actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a dog. You know what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want like the top breid, like a what's

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<v Speaker 1>a true or you could be like here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>you want a dog? Right, so it's like I want

0:53:57.480 --> 0:54:00.440
<v Speaker 1>to boord a colie. They're like no, no, no, you need a.

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<v Speaker 3>Ship suit, Like you mean, what do you mean you

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<v Speaker 3>want a fucking working line dog, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It prints out like these are the dogs you're allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to get. Also, yeah, this is the dog you are

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<v Speaker 1>licensed to get. So easier about you. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do a course nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>All you have to do is answer a few questions

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<v Speaker 3>and then you're only legally allowed to get the dog

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<v Speaker 3>that this AI gives you or something that makes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sense, because the only reason it wouldn't work for kids

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<v Speaker 1>getting a license is because we can make them organically.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't make dogs. No, we don't look like you

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<v Speaker 1>get a license for a car. We don't make cars.

0:54:31.120 --> 0:54:32.879
<v Speaker 1>You're not born with the ability to make a car.

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<v Speaker 1>We do make cars. Give it like you and I like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't just come. Car comes in like in comments comments,

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<v Speaker 1>would you sign up to know kids what comments are

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<v Speaker 1>from last episode? Because that what you meant. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you meant. Comment below. I believe the comment below,

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<v Speaker 1>oh ship about good names? We add? Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>About his time for comments from last week's episodes or

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<v Speaker 3>I guess weeks prior whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying to everyone we choose. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get a comment, read comment on this episode right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, Episode thirty YouTube The Million Dollar Idea. Megan

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<v Speaker 3>Berland said, my friends and I also do a compliment circle,

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<v Speaker 3>but instead it's called say three nice things about one another,

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<v Speaker 3>and it genuinely does reset us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh should we Let's just do one right now? One

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<v Speaker 1>thing right now? Yeah. Yeah, it made me laugh today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good. Yeah. Thanks, I was just saying it's

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<v Speaker 1>a sticky nose up take away. You can get beggars

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<v Speaker 1>can't be chooses. You're the one that suggested I was

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<v Speaker 1>seeing if it was backhanded or not. You m I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have gone firstday. I should not have gone first Um. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. You heard it here. First style has

0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:14.959
<v Speaker 1>been good the past six months. Appreciate that. The next

0:56:15.000 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 1>comment is from Sarah Matthews. I have the best solution

0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:22.759
<v Speaker 1>idea for the device to go in between people in

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:25.680
<v Speaker 1>the bed, so down the middle of the fitted sheet,

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<v Speaker 1>have a zip slash clips that then attached to the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the top sheet in brackets or duvet. If

0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:36.799
<v Speaker 1>you don't use a top sheet, true, you can then

0:56:36.840 --> 0:56:39.560
<v Speaker 1>attach the fitted and top sheet together to make each

0:56:40.040 --> 0:56:43.279
<v Speaker 1>person have their own half of the bed. No one

0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:45.680
<v Speaker 1>can steal the sheets. La stuvet as it's attached and

0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:48.600
<v Speaker 1>it's detachable for when you want to cuddle or share

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<v Speaker 1>the bed together. From the baddest Baddie. That is actually

0:56:51.520 --> 0:56:54.200
<v Speaker 1>a really good idea. Bad as Baddie? Does she win?

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<v Speaker 1>Bad as Baddie? Sarah Matthews. I forgot we did that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she won. Should have gone to her first, really, shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have gone to you know what she's talking about? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now he's let me explain it to you. So

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<v Speaker 3>you use a top sheet for yours would be attached

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<v Speaker 3>to your top sheet. You're part of your top sheet, right,

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know how we would make it comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>But imagine this.

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<v Speaker 1>In the middle of.

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<v Speaker 3>Your top sheet there's a zipper and then the other

0:57:20.880 --> 0:57:23.280
<v Speaker 3>side of the zipper is on your fitted sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucking genius. It's like physically you couldn't get through it, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but how do The only thing is I hate zippers,

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<v Speaker 1>But so we got to think something else.

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<v Speaker 3>People like me, they don't use the top sheet fuck

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<v Speaker 3>that is.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have the zipper directly on the jube cover.

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<v Speaker 1>We have different options. Yeah, and then you go and

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<v Speaker 1>then you have your own and then you can't roll

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<v Speaker 1>over because it's like a sleeping bag. Bro, you go

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<v Speaker 1>to Ben, you'll let me. Let me just get the zipper.

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<v Speaker 1>You get down under the bench. But imagine it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of actually it's kind of hot, so it's already you're

0:57:52.080 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 1>about to have so you're about to go to sleep,

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:56.880
<v Speaker 1>and then you start kissing and it's turning cool. Let

0:57:56.920 --> 0:57:59.840
<v Speaker 1>me just unzip this and then and then like the

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<v Speaker 1>horizons open and you can go have sex. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, oh, in that scenario, neither one of you can

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<v Speaker 3>steal the blanket either, so you can have one.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't need separate blankets. Sarah. Fuck, we know

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<v Speaker 1>we might need to give you like three percent Steph Price.

0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to apologize. The only reason I like Steph's

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:28.600
<v Speaker 1>this doesn't have anything to do with sex. Yeah, that's true, Steph's.

0:58:28.640 --> 0:58:33.040
<v Speaker 1>You can glad that's a good marketing tool. Yep. Yeah,

0:58:33.080 --> 0:58:42.720
<v Speaker 1>every week, Steph, everyone likes sex objectively. He doesn't. I'm

0:58:42.720 --> 0:58:45.720
<v Speaker 1>talking about the dilemma we just had. He might like

0:58:45.760 --> 0:58:47.320
<v Speaker 1>it in soon, but he doesn't like it right now

0:58:47.320 --> 0:58:51.440
<v Speaker 1>because he hasn't done it anyways. All right, we'll come

0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:53.320
<v Speaker 1>back to and leave it with us bad. Yeah, we

0:58:53.640 --> 0:58:55.560
<v Speaker 1>actually have Sarah Matthew's number. We might call off.

0:58:55.600 --> 0:58:59.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a any chance you want to do all

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<v Speaker 3>the that's what we could say to We could actually

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<v Speaker 3>bring her in as a thirty three percent partner.

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I'd copy it, we fund it. Yeah, she does all

0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 1>the work. Is that fair? If we find everything? She

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:11.120
<v Speaker 1>does all the work? Yeah? Thirty three thirty three three three?

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that fair?

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:14.919
<v Speaker 3>I'll still do. We'll go sixty forty. We have thirty each,

0:59:15.040 --> 0:59:17.960
<v Speaker 3>she has forty. True, she does all the work. It's

0:59:18.000 --> 0:59:18.320
<v Speaker 3>not true.

0:59:18.560 --> 0:59:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Stop stating. I like that. I feel like I don't know.

0:59:20.840 --> 0:59:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean she's gotting forty. I want to do something?

0:59:23.000 --> 0:59:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Or what do you want to do? I don't know.

0:59:24.080 --> 0:59:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I like this. You pay her invoices. All right, it's

0:59:31.560 --> 0:59:34.479
<v Speaker 1>time for one of you baddies to sign off the episode. Jake,

0:59:34.760 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 1>who are we going to call? Ruby?

0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Hello?

0:59:38.040 --> 0:59:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Hello? Is that Ruby? It is Audio and Jake from

0:59:42.040 --> 0:59:43.480
<v Speaker 1>the Relatables podcast. How are you going?

0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:44.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:59:44.360 --> 0:59:47.280
<v Speaker 1>There is no way? Yes, yes, well.

0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:49.240
<v Speaker 4>I'm great.

0:59:49.320 --> 0:59:49.720
<v Speaker 3>How are you?

0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:53.040
<v Speaker 1>We are great too, I'm glad to get through your

0:59:53.080 --> 0:59:59.000
<v Speaker 1>do not disturb? Yes, yes, do you know why we

0:59:59.040 --> 1:00:03.240
<v Speaker 1>are calling? I do? We are going to ask if

1:00:03.240 --> 1:00:05.720
<v Speaker 1>you could please sign off the episode. Do you have

1:00:05.720 --> 1:00:14.320
<v Speaker 1>something prepared? I do Saturday again? Ruby, I also have

1:00:14.360 --> 1:00:21.120
<v Speaker 1>a riddle. I've had this prepared. Yes, yes, you're not

1:00:21.160 --> 1:00:22.920
<v Speaker 1>going to stump us today. Ruby, We've got Yeah, I

1:00:22.920 --> 1:00:24.920
<v Speaker 1>feel I feel, I feel good. Yeah. Yeah, I've been

1:00:24.920 --> 1:00:27.880
<v Speaker 1>playing word games on my phone, so I've actually been struggling.

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<v Speaker 1>I might not be whenever you're ready, Ruby, where you

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<v Speaker 1>go again? Where? Wait? Firstly we'll go? Where do you live?

1:00:39.080 --> 1:00:44.640
<v Speaker 1>You've seen a really bad connection live live? We heard

1:00:44.640 --> 1:00:49.320
<v Speaker 1>that rule heard that connections again. It's again.

1:00:51.000 --> 1:00:59.439
<v Speaker 4>Let me run inside, good idea, that's where it ends.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear me now loud and clear? Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>my riddle. That's unfortunate. We've lost you again, a Ruby.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you hear me now? O?

1:01:17.200 --> 1:01:21.960
<v Speaker 1>D go quick? Water is full of holes and holds

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<v Speaker 1>water a sponge.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my god, I didn't think that was that was

1:01:33.520 --> 1:01:35.440
<v Speaker 1>That's gonna be a first. That's gonna be a first

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<v Speaker 1>to be there. That makes this very happy. Ruby. That

1:01:39.600 --> 1:01:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Jake got that first gas. Yes, you've gass him up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be the best mood after this. Yeah. I

1:01:45.680 --> 1:01:47.760
<v Speaker 1>literally just about to put my podcast on because I

1:01:47.800 --> 1:01:50.520
<v Speaker 1>was outside to go to the gym. Oh, can I

1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:52.520
<v Speaker 1>ask you a question before you go? Ruby, because because

1:01:52.520 --> 1:01:54.000
<v Speaker 1>that was quick? Have you been listening to the most

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<v Speaker 1>recent episodes? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>I have, I have, I'm on it right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, next question, you are actually physically on literally

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<v Speaker 3>the episode that's not been posted.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Do you have a partner?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I do? Okay? Good? Okay. What did you think of

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<v Speaker 1>our business idea? Oh? You know what, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>For what reasons? Would you love? You? Guys?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys?

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<v Speaker 1>You have to invest in that? Okay? Okay? Would if

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<v Speaker 1>you had a million dollars? Ruby, would you invest? You might? Don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely don't, but if I did, I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, you will take That's good today. We just

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<v Speaker 1>we're still doing a bit of market research and it's

1:02:38.560 --> 1:02:40.720
<v Speaker 1>good to know. Thank you so much, and thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>the real Ruby.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay, so much for corporating with my bad internet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, that's fine. It's kind of funny. Thank you

1:02:52.560 --> 1:02:53.720
<v Speaker 1>whit you heard it for.

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<v Speaker 3>All I needed was that's a good idea from one

1:02:56.520 --> 1:02:59.640
<v Speaker 3>baddie and it's obviously a good idea, but sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got Steph Us, Sarah Matthews, Wait, ruby, we have ruby, Ruby,

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<v Speaker 1>Rural we have when we go on sharka rural ruby.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we've got also two people from two different

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<v Speaker 3>bed stores.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good idea. How many signs can the world

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<v Speaker 1>give us?

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly Also all from women who are all smarter than men,

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<v Speaker 3>So throw that out there.

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<v Speaker 1>We love your stay bad