Speaker 1: We got get Morning.
Speaker 2: Every day Adelaide produces.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you saw, but there's been chaos
Speaker 3: in Nicki Minaj's world. Whatever the weekend, it's insane. So
Speaker 3: she's on tour at the moment. She had a show
Speaker 3: in the UK and flying through Amsterdam. She got detained
Speaker 3: for having naughty substances in her bag. And the best
Speaker 3: part was she live streamed, I listen, I'm not carrying drugs.
Speaker 2: But it's not a question year I think.
Speaker 3: I'm not carrying drugs.
Speaker 2: Number one.
Speaker 4: When I came here, I'm not going in there. I
Speaker 4: need a lawyer present.
Speaker 2: You will get a lawyer. Sounds like she's carrying drugs.
Speaker 3: They were trying to get her to go in like
Speaker 3: a little like a van, like a police order van.
Speaker 3: She's going, I will not go in there without a lawyer. Anyway,
Speaker 3: they detained her, questioned her. She claimed they weren't hers.
Speaker 3: It was a plant. Let's say it wasn't like risky risky.
Speaker 3: So they led her off the hook. But by the
Speaker 3: time she got out, concert missed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so everyone rocked up.
Speaker 3: So everyone was there. They're called barbs Nicki Minaj fans
Speaker 3: like Barbie's Barn. Yeah did that night. Yeah, she's got
Speaker 3: a song called Barbie ting's not appropriate and over and
Speaker 3: so they're all called barbs. And they were so upset
Speaker 3: that they left the concert and stormed our hotel and
Speaker 3: sat outside going free Nikki, free nikky movement. It was
Speaker 3: so free nicky. Anyway, she performed the next night, so
Speaker 3: she's good to go. But she got us talking about
Speaker 3: you know, those really let down concerts that you've been to,
Speaker 3: because there was a phase, I swear where artists were
Speaker 3: just coming out super late or canceling their gigs left
Speaker 3: right and center, like even last year some of the
Speaker 3: biggest acts. We've seen it this year, you know, we've
Speaker 3: lost like the Weekend and all those sorts of acts
Speaker 3: canceling their tours. But I've been to unfortunately many many
Speaker 3: a bad act.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, top one, the worst one you've been.
Speaker 3: I've brought this up a few times and I will
Speaker 3: continue to. It's Angus and Julia's stone, very goodness, the
Speaker 3: beautiles time, beautiful, and I've said it for us again.
Speaker 3: They were not in the room with us at that concert.
Speaker 2: Do you mean they were above the room so to speak?
Speaker 2: They were much higher than the room.
Speaker 1: I think what she means is that if they were
Speaker 1: to be detained in Amsterdam, there definitely would have been
Speaker 1: something on their person.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't have been released. So that was really disappointing me.
Speaker 3: They just they you know, they're so beautiful and amazing,
Speaker 3: so to see them they're just completely spaced out, not caring,
Speaker 3: not engaging with the crowd. Super disappointed. Yeah, But then
Speaker 3: I googled something to see what other people have said,
Speaker 3: and one of the top ones, which I was not expecting,
Speaker 3: apparently Snoop Dogg. Do you think this would go off right?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Every time you've seen Snoopjog he just goes off. Yeah, perfect, flawless.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I will also say, if he
Speaker 1: was to take he would never be released in not
Speaker 1: coming out in perpetuity.
Speaker 3: There's heads of them thirteen twenty four ten the worst
Speaker 3: concerts you've been to. Lots of artists that are let down.
Speaker 3: This I've never seen him, but producer m Setter and
Speaker 3: the rest of the internet as well, is Bob Dylan
Speaker 3: really apparently apparently awful?
Speaker 2: I feel like Bob Dylan's got to the stage where
Speaker 2: he's like, you know what, I don't really need to
Speaker 2: do much. Whatever I'm doing, they're loving. And also, if
Speaker 2: you really study it, listen to Bob Dylan in the
Speaker 2: way that he plays the harmonica. Okay, he's just blowing
Speaker 2: in it. He's just absolute chaos. And everyone's like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's how you're supposed to do it, because Bob Dylan's
Speaker 2: doing it. He's at that level. Yeah, right for me
Speaker 2: back in the day. And this was a Sydney gig
Speaker 2: as well, So if you can't get up and about
Speaker 2: for a Sydney gig, then you just you're just not
Speaker 2: in the mood. It was Kings of Leon.
Speaker 1: Oh that was wrong with them.
Speaker 2: So they sounded fantastic. But as we know with gigs,
Speaker 2: the chat in between songs and the initial chat some
Speaker 2: it's really important. I've never seen anyone better than Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The boy's just either not good at or just weren't interested.
Speaker 2: It came out and said hey, how's it going, and
Speaker 2: I swear you look down at his guitar and went
Speaker 2: Sydney and then didn't say another thing for about four
Speaker 2: or five songs. No way, And that was just heywire
Speaker 2: kings Allown.
Speaker 3: Someone did that last year. I can't remember who. Walked
Speaker 3: on stage and went getta Sydney and Melbourne and guns
Speaker 3: and Roses and then fun of them. Yes, it was
Speaker 3: a big thing. Anyway, give us a call with your
Speaker 3: worst concert experiences.
Speaker 1: Twenty four ten. We want to hear about the worst
Speaker 1: concerts that you've ever been to.
Speaker 2: Surely in a space now where I mean music festivals.
Speaker 2: It seemed like Australian music festival on the decan hopefully
Speaker 2: would be seeing shows that leave a good impression on us,
Speaker 2: because the last thing you want is more stories like
Speaker 2: that did you have with Angus and Julius?
Speaker 3: So not over I bring it up regularly alright too.
Speaker 2: It's every second day thirteen twenty fourteen. The worst concerts
Speaker 2: you've been to? And why good morning to you Ellen,
Speaker 2: worst concert you've been to?
Speaker 5: Morning? Guys. It pains for me to say about Britney Spears.
Speaker 2: No, don't say so. Where was it at, like, was
Speaker 2: it the entertainment center and she was an Adelaide No, that's.
Speaker 5: Before I laid entertainment center. So it was in the
Speaker 5: era where Christina was also touring. Was there canful of
Speaker 5: years after Christina to it, Brittany came to Adelaide and
Speaker 5: she's at the entertainment center, definitely not a sold out crowd,
Speaker 5: and they did a bigg en upment over the PA
Speaker 5: before she started, just letting us all know that she
Speaker 5: left think the whole thing and that she was just
Speaker 5: purely there for our supposed to be there and play
Speaker 5: her music however, like she does entertain But it was
Speaker 5: just disappointing, like when you compare it to the Christina era,
Speaker 5: like Christine was just all go call it her concerts,
Speaker 5: whereas Brittany was just all dancing. She did just sing
Speaker 5: one song live, which was every time because it's her ballad,
Speaker 5: but it was just by all this hype and huge
Speaker 5: Britney fans from when she was discovered in the early days,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, oh, he's not actually.
Speaker 1: Gonna sing for me, so Ellen I was. I was
Speaker 1: at that concert and I recall that the best thing
Speaker 1: about it was DJ Havana before the show. She was
Speaker 1: really really good. Yes, she was great, and then Brittany
Speaker 1: came on and I was like, she genuinely is lip
Speaker 1: syncing this whole thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just so disappointing, but that might be
Speaker 5: also stemming from when she was having those crisis issues
Speaker 5: of submissions. Yes, but when you compare it to Christina,
Speaker 5: it was just.
Speaker 1: Really so true. Thank you, Ellen, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Rosemary.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning. How are you guys.
Speaker 1: We're good. The worst concert you've ever been to?
Speaker 6: Okay, worst concert was I took my kids pubbly years
Speaker 6: back to a play school concert TV.
Speaker 7: I was so excited to go to this concert.
Speaker 6: And yeah, so we went along and it was terrible
Speaker 6: becast like it wasn't the actual real play school people,
Speaker 6: but it was you know people you know, like making
Speaker 6: that to be play school. Yeah, characters there, and like
Speaker 6: they forgot the music, the songs. It was all over
Speaker 6: the place. Like literally our spirits were laughing their heads
Speaker 6: off because everything was going wrong and it was just yeah,
Speaker 6: it was just crazy. The kids actually thought it was
Speaker 6: a comedy show of play school.
Speaker 8: Really, they were laughing so much.
Speaker 1: Ted and Jemia, No, you can't replace her.
Speaker 2: There's no room for gimmicks when it comes to Big
Speaker 2: Ted and Jemima. We've said that for so long. So true.
Speaker 1: The Big Clock as well, Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Big Clock cheers. How dare they try and imitate
Speaker 2: such an absolute Aussie.
Speaker 1: Doing ye Claire from Clamsy, don't even say it. You
Speaker 1: can't say it.
Speaker 9: Really, yes, I can say it. We went to the
Speaker 9: s Pub seven reunion here in Adelaide and only two
Speaker 9: of them turned out, and so I think Joe had
Speaker 9: gone into hospital and she's really the only one that
Speaker 9: can sing. So basically the crowd took over and we
Speaker 9: performed for them.
Speaker 2: My goodness, that's a nice result. But that's your big
Speaker 2: trouble and your main man's there.
Speaker 1: Just a big disclaimer. Didn't they market it as S
Speaker 1: Club four like before they even came out?
Speaker 9: I think it was five, and then it became three
Speaker 9: and then I don't know what.
Speaker 7: Happened, and we didn't get what we paid for.
Speaker 1: That's doesn't sound like it. Oh, Claire, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Tash your worst concert easily.
Speaker 7: I'm going to agree with Britain fears.
Speaker 10: That was my first ever.
Speaker 7: Consent and it was just the most disgusting.
Speaker 10: Thing I ever watched.
Speaker 11: Yeah, listening to her and she was the best thing ever.
Speaker 11: And then I've seen her live and I was like.
Speaker 12: What is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's disappointing.
Speaker 11: Katy Perry Perry imposal. I've seen her in Melbourne and
Speaker 11: she came out and she was like that a little
Speaker 11: bit excited, but she just seems so tired, like she
Speaker 11: just couldn't be bothered doing anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, it was.
Speaker 10: Just she was like just.
Speaker 11: Grabbed the whole time, like she was really trying to
Speaker 11: put on her exciting persona that she has, but then
Speaker 11: she was just like oh come, she was dancing and everything.
Speaker 8: It was just so boring.
Speaker 2: This wasn't the whole Russell Brand. That wasn't because I
Speaker 2: remember the documentary where she was going through so much
Speaker 2: and then literally in tears. It's an iconic scene where
Speaker 2: she's cruising up the stage and has to flick a switch. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it may have been around that time.
Speaker 1: Okay yea. In the doco though, tash like she was
Speaker 1: taking the phone call from Russell Brand where he's like,
Speaker 1: our marriage is done, and then she had to walk
Speaker 1: on stage.
Speaker 2: It was outrageous, Monique, your worst constant. I feel like
Speaker 2: this is going to hurt my soul.
Speaker 8: The person you're about to mention here, Yeah it's Jack Johnson.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah really yeah, it was an absolute new fat
Speaker 13: What was it? Yeah? It was just his I mean
Speaker 13: his songs are super mellow anyway. Yeah, he just has
Speaker 13: no banter, So he just sat there with his guitar,
Speaker 13: song after song, no chatting. It was by the end
Speaker 13: of it, we were just the crowd weren't even clacking.
Speaker 13: We were all asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, So what.
Speaker 4: I will say is then defend Jack Johnson.
Speaker 1: Go on, you know you want to.
Speaker 2: And the last actually what I will say, which was
Speaker 2: wasn't good for Jack Johnson years and years ago when
Speaker 2: I saw him at Memorial Drive, Xavier Ride was starting
Speaker 2: to take off, but he wasn't where he was now.
Speaker 2: And Xavier Ride performed before Jack Johnson and dead said.
Speaker 2: I was listening Monique, we might have med the same times,
Speaker 2: and I was listening to people like, what about that
Speaker 2: bloke before? He was incredible? Right, everyone was talking about
Speaker 2: Xavier Ride during the Jack Johnson concert.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was flat that Xavier was better than him.
Speaker 13: Well, it's a very very different because it was outside
Speaker 13: and it was summer and it was warm. You know,
Speaker 13: you were just like this got to be amazing. And
Speaker 13: then I think the sun and the mellow nurse, it
Speaker 13: was just we're all just kind of standing there just
Speaker 13: like zombies.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that weed smell as well?
Speaker 3: It might have been there, Thank you, Minie has some
Speaker 3: good solid feedback there for some of the artists.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're waking up to Adelaide, what's news today?
Speaker 6: Snooziness?
Speaker 1: This amazing can be absolutely overwhelming. So what we need
Speaker 1: to do is break it down the top stories from
Speaker 1: the last twelve to twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: Let's go a good morning.
Speaker 12: So we are officially on Matilda's watch.
Speaker 1: How exciting.
Speaker 2: Yes, go to Matilda's and they're here.
Speaker 12: They're here right, so officially here. We have seen them
Speaker 12: in town. I'm not going to say where they're staying,
Speaker 12: just for privacy reasons, just in case.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the Matudas are here. It's ahead of.
Speaker 12: Their friendly against China, so it'll be their final game
Speaker 12: on Australian soil before they head to the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 12: It's all about as well finding out who's going to
Speaker 12: actually be playing and South I was. Charlie Grant is
Speaker 12: returning home to Adelaide for the curtain raiser, which is
Speaker 12: very exciting.
Speaker 1: No Sam Kerr, No Sam Kurr. She got ruled out
Speaker 1: a little while ago.
Speaker 12: She's had what's ankle or al acl So yeah, so
Speaker 12: they'll be playing on Friday nights. Already a sellout and
Speaker 12: it's going to be pretty pretty big.
Speaker 1: I'd say it's so.
Speaker 2: Good sold out Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Open and we had forty thousand last night.
Speaker 1: For the footy.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous too, by the way, for a twilight game.
Speaker 2: It's a very good result and it looked busy as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's nice not nine points of the cross. What's about
Speaker 2: for amateur football lovers on the weekend. Friday night is
Speaker 2: though SCOTCHHO cv. Pembroke OC and there was an altercation
Speaker 2: between a player and a spectator, a Scotch player and
Speaker 2: a Pembroke spectator. Allegedly it's a Pembroke old boy as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: came to blows bang so much so that they had
Speaker 2: to abandon the game. What it's huge, isn't it.
Speaker 4: When I called it off, I wonder what he yelled out.
Speaker 2: It looked very very physical.
Speaker 1: What was the sledge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point, or tipped the player over
Speaker 2: the edge. We'll talk about it a little bit later
Speaker 2: on this morning, but she'll tell you what. It begs
Speaker 2: a question some of the things that you've seen on
Speaker 2: amateur sporting fields as well. Yeah, like the abuse, the
Speaker 2: physical things that happened away and sometimes rarely in cases
Speaker 2: like this when spectators and players come together, not in
Speaker 2: a lovely way.
Speaker 1: We had a sledge on the weekend for the Adelaide
Speaker 1: Wilcotts See.
Speaker 12: I can't imagine what anyone that would have said badly
Speaker 12: about you.
Speaker 2: How do you sledge such a finely tuned bunch of athletes?
Speaker 1: What I mean there was a sledge that was actually disgusting,
Speaker 1: though I think you told me at the netball if
Speaker 1: my memory serves correct, Yeah, I did very disgusting, disgusting
Speaker 1: And I don't know why people can't just sip their lip.
Speaker 2: Well, because people like you fall for it and completely
Speaker 2: stuffs you up.
Speaker 1: Fault. That is massive gas lighting from you. Someone said
Speaker 1: something awful, gaslighting.
Speaker 2: It's like Jody's like, please do not sledge me because
Speaker 2: I'll turn to an absolute mess, you know, Okay, as
Speaker 2: an opposition player, then sure I'm going to sledge it.
Speaker 12: It was after Jody went for the ball, and okay.
Speaker 2: I only had eyes for the ball.
Speaker 1: I do not trust either one of you with information anymore.
Speaker 2: Wow, we just know that if we were if we
Speaker 2: were on the other team, it'll be easy to get
Speaker 2: inside your head.
Speaker 1: Yea. Why we.
Speaker 12: We say one thing about your age or one thing
Speaker 12: about mania and you.
Speaker 1: Lose it and.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? This is your fault? Trad alright,
Speaker 2: that's gas lighting there, that's your post in those news
Speaker 2: some news that really shocked the golf community across the weekends,
Speaker 2: a few headlines. So two time PGA tour Grayson Murray
Speaker 2: died on Sunday and his parents later revealed I think
Speaker 2: died by suicide. And you might hear something of that
Speaker 2: and say, well, why is this particular case unique. Well,
Speaker 2: there was a story and this is what touched me
Speaker 2: that was circulating about it a year before that, where
Speaker 2: he's been battling mental health health for a long time,
Speaker 2: and that he said that he'd got the stage where
Speaker 2: he thought that he was basically over it. And one
Speaker 2: of the things that sort of resignated with a lot
Speaker 2: of people is that he said, the biggest relief for
Speaker 2: me is that my father won't get a phone call
Speaker 2: telling him what's happened to his son. Anyway, long story short,
Speaker 2: fast forward a year and his father has got that
Speaker 2: phone call. So I got me thinking to a situation
Speaker 2: myself as well, and blokes in general, this is another
Speaker 2: one of those things where and this isn't an isolated situation,
Speaker 2: It's an ongoing process with blokes about talking and communicating
Speaker 2: and recognizing the signs with each other. And I know,
Speaker 2: for me as a young bloke at around twenty five
Speaker 2: twenty six, we had a really close friend from high
Speaker 2: school who went down this path. No one knew. He
Speaker 2: just ticked off all these incredible life goals. It took
Speaker 2: his own life, and then you're left with the question
Speaker 2: of what could you have done differently to perhaps save
Speaker 2: a life if only you'd known. It's a bloke thing
Speaker 2: as well. There are so many blokes and I know
Speaker 2: mates who don't know how to deal with mental health.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people who don't know what to
Speaker 2: turn to still in twenty twenty four, which seems crazy.
Speaker 2: I feel like the stigma is gone in terms of
Speaker 2: you being weak if you're suffering from mental health, but
Speaker 2: clearly it's still an ongoing battle and blokes, we're not
Speaker 2: good at talking at the best of times, expressing ourselves
Speaker 2: which potentially could save our lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just so firstly, I'm so sorry you went
Speaker 1: through that's horrific. But I just feel like men need
Speaker 1: to start talking about their feelings for goodness sake. It's okay,
Speaker 1: it's all right, there's no judgment anymore.
Speaker 2: The thing and there's things like are you Okada, which
Speaker 2: is really really good. But then what I seem to
Speaker 2: find is aoka starts a conversation and your stock standard
Speaker 2: blow goes yeah, I'm fine, and then there might be
Speaker 2: a follow up conversation and there could be a percentage
Speaker 2: of blokes who say I'm fine and they're definitely not
Speaker 2: fine because they still think there's a stigma attached. And
Speaker 2: then let that manifesto and all sorts of crazy things
Speaker 2: could happen. I just think I can't imagine, as well
Speaker 2: as a parent, what you would go through if you
Speaker 2: did get that phone call. So yeah, I mean newsret Abbey,
Speaker 2: it's I mean, it's something that you would see a lot,
Speaker 2: particularly in the news room with statistics and news that
Speaker 2: comes through. But it's something that's it's not going to
Speaker 2: go anytime soon, but it really hurts.
Speaker 12: It's not and I feel like I've been touched by
Speaker 12: this and I've spoken about it before a friend of
Speaker 12: mine or someone who's in our family. He mentioned on
Speaker 12: social media a little while ago, that there's four men
Speaker 12: in his friend group, or that he knows who has
Speaker 12: died by suicide this year and this year. And I've
Speaker 12: read that and I just thought, why are we still here?
Speaker 12: Why do we still see these numbers so high? The
Speaker 12: statistics are shocking, and I think just mental health in
Speaker 12: general is shocking. And we all are responsible for, Yeah,
Speaker 12: reaching out. If someone goes quiet, like I'm really badly
Speaker 12: known for it, my best friend, I'll go really.
Speaker 2: Quiet, and that's the big one.
Speaker 4: I'll go quite quiet.
Speaker 12: I won't be posting on social media much, that type
Speaker 12: of thing, and she now will sholl message and she'll
Speaker 12: goes everything okay because she'll see that.
Speaker 4: So we have to be better at reaching out.
Speaker 12: But also, yes, we do need to take some I
Speaker 12: guess personal responsibility as well. And I've had to do
Speaker 12: it plenty of times in my life. You go, hang
Speaker 12: on a second, I'm not okay and I need to
Speaker 12: go and get some help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the stigma's gone. The stigma at one hundred percent
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four, and it was their big time
Speaker 2: ten to fifteen years ago when I was coming through
Speaker 2: as a young man. It is gone now. So if
Speaker 2: you have mental health issues. There was not one single
Speaker 2: person on this planet if they came to me and
Speaker 2: said I'm battling that you would judge them and think
Speaker 2: that they're weak. Instead, straight away you'd go into this
Speaker 2: sort of save mode.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's actually really brave to say I'm not.
Speaker 2: Okay one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I think there was a time where it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you can put your hand up and confessed I'm
Speaker 1: really struggling. I think now it takes an enormous amount
Speaker 1: of courage to say I'm not doing well.
Speaker 2: It's being responsible now, yeah, because if it was a
Speaker 2: different part of your body, like if you had a
Speaker 2: broken arm, you wouldn't sit there and leave it for
Speaker 2: six months until it fell off, would you.
Speaker 4: No, So, and I think we need to as well
Speaker 4: with our young ones.
Speaker 12: It's okay if you're having a day and you go,
Speaker 12: i'm just feeling a bit blurred today, that's fine. But
Speaker 12: it's if you're there every single day for you know,
Speaker 12: weeks to month, you are having.
Speaker 1: More bad days than good. You are not in a
Speaker 1: good space.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent.
Speaker 12: So it's then being able to recognize I'm just like
Speaker 12: and we'll do sometimes we ac up.
Speaker 1: We just have a day.
Speaker 12: But if you're there and you're living in that and
Speaker 12: you're unpacking in that space, that's you know, when you
Speaker 12: really do need to put your hand up and go
Speaker 12: hang on a sex something that's not quite right here.
Speaker 2: There are all sorts of support services available, for example,
Speaker 2: Lifeline thirteen eleven fourteen is an absolute cracking one. But
Speaker 2: continue the conversation, and in particular blokes, just talk, reach
Speaker 2: out and don't be scared because that stigma that we're
Speaker 2: talking about is one hundred percent gone.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: Now that's a job.
Speaker 2: That's a joke. That's a job, a job, that's a
Speaker 2: terrible job. I mean, we'll say it until the cows
Speaker 2: come home. News read Abbey is just so fearless and
Speaker 2: courageous in this space that it's it's not even fun anymore,
Speaker 2: which is crazy because it's the Monday morning jokeof.
Speaker 12: Yeah, musted, I just yeah, I've really gone from zero
Speaker 12: to one hundred, haven't I?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe even a thousand.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So at each and every week you come in and
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, oh my, Joe's going to
Speaker 1: get me canceled this week?
Speaker 12: Is it going to get you canceled? No, one's quite funny.
Speaker 12: The women are like this one. Oh okay, the women
Speaker 12: of the team and our listeners.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's build it up to that, shall we.
Speaker 2: All right, I might kick things off if you don't mind.
Speaker 2: Go on, man, what do you call someone with a
Speaker 2: really small if you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh? I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Justin? Oh my gosh. And I've got a very very
Speaker 2: good mate whose name is Justin as well, and that
Speaker 2: makes so much sense. Good morning to you, Justin Hope.
Speaker 1: All right, well, this is a very real situation. I
Speaker 1: went to a restaurant recently and I had to chat
Speaker 1: to the waitress and I asked a very innocent question.
Speaker 1: I said, can I see the menu please? And she
Speaker 1: said the men, I please? Are none of your damn business?
Speaker 4: Yeah, none of your business? Did none?
Speaker 1: Ya?
Speaker 2: Your business? Said?
Speaker 4: Okay, what is the.
Speaker 12: What's the difference between a golf ball and a g spot?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, what is it?
Speaker 4: Men actually go searching for golf ball?
Speaker 2: And now Jo's is like Greg, who's heavy?
Speaker 5: Just say?
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say?
Speaker 4: You'd like that one?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 1: I think you've done it this week?
Speaker 2: Very good? All right, we've been waiting for this all morning.
Speaker 2: You're ready, yep, let's go, let's go. Bring it on.
Speaker 2: What do you go?
Speaker 1: Okay, so ninety six days till the show starts, right,
Speaker 1: and I am very very keen to get involved in
Speaker 1: the bakeoff that they have. You know, they have like
Speaker 1: cakes and et cetera, et cetera. However, my strength, as
Speaker 1: you well know, Andrew Hayes, is fratata's.
Speaker 2: Spot on and it's one of your absolute sweet spots.
Speaker 2: It's your one would so to speak.
Speaker 1: Yep, however, there is no fratata category at the Royal
Speaker 1: Adelaide Show.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what say that again?
Speaker 1: There is no fratata category at the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 1: That is just come on, disgraceful.
Speaker 2: It's disgraceful.
Speaker 1: So what I am going to do, and it might
Speaker 1: be controversial, I know, people might care, I know, but
Speaker 1: what I want to do is rally to get a
Speaker 1: fratarta category at the show. Are you behind me?
Speaker 2: Do I first question? Do I have a choice? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, then I'm right in the same way that you
Speaker 1: don't have a choice. When I bring in my fratata
Speaker 1: and I say eat it and you're like.
Speaker 2: Little, well do I like it? It's delicious have some
Speaker 2: more wood tears running down my face.
Speaker 1: So if we are to get the fratarta category at
Speaker 1: the show, will you go head to head?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I have to. Are you? Are you
Speaker 2: challenging me to a forced fra tartar off? Yes, a
Speaker 2: fra tartar off. I don't even know what details of
Speaker 2: fra tata. It's an egg based dish though, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's egg based.
Speaker 2: What's difference be a fra tartar and an omelet?
Speaker 1: Well, they're completely and ustertely different. Are you insane? Mean?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do I mean?
Speaker 2: Is that like asking what's the difference between kangaroo and
Speaker 2: a wall wich?
Speaker 5: Can?
Speaker 2: They seem pretty similar?
Speaker 1: It's all right, I'll put it in terms that you'll understand.
Speaker 1: That's like saying, what's the difference between rugby league and
Speaker 1: rugby union?
Speaker 2: Ah, that's a very good one.
Speaker 1: I know they could be.
Speaker 2: Cousins, but they're very, very different, and don't confuse it too.
Speaker 2: And the other one gets very angry when you call
Speaker 2: them the other one.
Speaker 1: Correct? Right, your fratata is a delicious blend of vegetables
Speaker 1: and or egg.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, there you go. So in terms of comparing those,
Speaker 2: which one's rugby in, which one's rugby league, because we
Speaker 2: know that whichever egg based product is the rugby league
Speaker 2: is the looser.
Speaker 1: One, Which one's a dumb one?
Speaker 3: Hang on?
Speaker 4: Is an egg in both? Isn't egg crucial in both?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: So it's not veggies or eggs. Can you guys stop?
Speaker 1: Can you stop comparing omelets to pratatas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just trying to work.
Speaker 4: But an omelet is made with egg and a fratata
Speaker 4: is made with egg.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to stop talking if you guys can't
Speaker 1: catch up.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're we're trying. You are the fratata queen. We
Speaker 2: know that, so educate us us mere omelet plebs.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Royal Adelaide Show, ninety six days, let's go, let's
Speaker 1: have a frattata off.
Speaker 2: We doing this. It's a fratata off. Can I recruit us?
Speaker 2: Read Abby? Can she be on my spot?
Speaker 1: I'm a great fratata maker, thank you very much. No
Speaker 1: you're not. No, No you're not. I'm a great zucchini
Speaker 1: slice gal too. Won't make that up. I'm not okay.
Speaker 1: I get that you live at home with your parents
Speaker 1: and you're thirty and you've got nothing else to do.
Speaker 12: But that doesn't make you make up that's got nothing
Speaker 12: to do with it, Thanks very much.
Speaker 2: I guess it's out there, Abs, So I'm recruiting Abby.
Speaker 2: It's a for tartar off. Okay, let's say good old
Speaker 2: fashioned for tartar off. Wats space?
Speaker 4: Really it is so time for it.
Speaker 3: Let's go girl.
Speaker 1: So this is kind of all the stuff that we
Speaker 1: talk about off air, that we have taken on air
Speaker 1: and cheap chat. This week is your dating non negotiables,
Speaker 1: Abbey in the newsroom. Good mor the queen of the
Speaker 1: dating scene.
Speaker 4: So I have done it. I produced Zwing.
Speaker 12: You gave me some confidence, and I have thrown myself
Speaker 12: back on the dating apps aggressively.
Speaker 2: Go go yeah, how many? By the way, what do
Speaker 2: you mean, like how many dating apps?
Speaker 12: That's very very very selective.
Speaker 4: Well, let's not talk about my roster right now.
Speaker 12: So I'm only on one at the moment because I thought,
Speaker 12: let's just you know, quality over quantities anyway, So I
Speaker 12: jump back on and you know, you flip through people's
Speaker 12: profiles and you just think, oh, far right. But there's
Speaker 12: things that you flick right too, straight away like number
Speaker 12: one for me if they're shorter than me. No, thanks,
Speaker 12: no interested, But that's not fair. You're quite t no,
Speaker 12: I know, I know, and that's an issue for me anyway.
Speaker 4: But that's that.
Speaker 12: So anyway, I had jumped back on and I was
Speaker 12: looking at this, and then I flick over to Instagram
Speaker 12: and I post of this lovely gentleman who also is
Speaker 12: looking for love, and he has posted about some of
Speaker 12: his non negotiables. To be honest, it could. It's it's
Speaker 12: like the male version of me. But anyway, let's take
Speaker 12: a listen.
Speaker 14: She has to have a very requirement because I don't
Speaker 14: have any house. Also, no rental. I don't want anybody
Speaker 14: that's renting and away. She has to have that one
Speaker 14: house that's we can move into together. She has to
Speaker 14: have money too, because you can't have two people that
Speaker 14: don't have money.
Speaker 1: So essentially he's saying, I'm broke, so I need someone.
Speaker 12: By the sounds of it, he's homeless broken. And also
Speaker 12: you can't get around without a car, well he can't.
Speaker 12: He doesn't have a car, so he needs his missus
Speaker 12: to have that house and money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty simple, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I mean, he got me thinking on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Do you do this?
Speaker 12: Do you have non negotiables where you jump on at
Speaker 12: dating apps and you see something in particular, like they work, well,
Speaker 12: you know they work, or they don't have.
Speaker 4: A job or whatever. What are your dating non negotiables? Producers?
Speaker 3: Always when I'm obnoxious in this space when it comes
Speaker 3: to dating apps. So if I make someone in person,
Speaker 3: I'm willing to give them a little bit more of
Speaker 3: an on hinge. As example, you can get quite specific
Speaker 3: with yourself. I'm the same below six foot to know,
Speaker 3: but also that's the short. Maybe I genuinely hate myself
Speaker 3: for it. I've met that many nice men then I
Speaker 3: can't get over their height. But then another one which
Speaker 3: might seem trivial. If they've listed their politics as not political, yeah,
Speaker 3: not interested, goodbye.
Speaker 2: If they're not politically.
Speaker 3: Your privileged little rat. You don't care if you're two privileged.
Speaker 3: If you're not political, that's very specific. If they've listed
Speaker 3: their star signs, no, think you're not interested, like very
Speaker 3: specifics for sure, labor or liberal, oh god that greens.
Speaker 12: Definitely height things you have to have a job as well.
Speaker 12: What else I'm trying to think, Oh, as well on
Speaker 12: hinge you can say. They can say open to children
Speaker 12: or don't want children, And it's really interesting.
Speaker 4: A lot more men not wanting children these days.
Speaker 3: If they say want children in their profile, I don't
Speaker 3: swap yes. Different than those pass.
Speaker 2: You're non negotiables, give us care thirteen twenty fourteen. This
Speaker 2: could be very very interesting and my next I've got
Speaker 2: a hug whie might surprise you. Maybe they mighte surprise you.
Speaker 2: Are all they're very basic, really picture.
Speaker 4: Let's it is so time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girl, so chich out this morning. We are
Speaker 1: talking about your non negotiables in a dating and you
Speaker 1: had a couple back in the day.
Speaker 2: I had a few absolutely, So for me, I must
Speaker 2: have a Scottich heritage of course. Of course it needs
Speaker 2: to be sensational as a mother. I mean that's just
Speaker 2: a non ghost book yep. Thirdly needs to be named Kara.
Speaker 2: I've always been on that k or see, I don't mind,
Speaker 2: not bothered. And lastly needs to be human. No Ai,
Speaker 2: because that's since day all right, No AI, because that's confusing.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. Give us a call. What are
Speaker 1: your dating non negotiables? Let's go in Nicole from More, Hey, Nicole.
Speaker 13: Morning, good morning, lived at home with mom?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, there you going, Nicole gues for me.
Speaker 15: I know in this day and age cost of living,
Speaker 15: people are doing it more and more going back home
Speaker 15: to live with mum.
Speaker 13: But like when you're.
Speaker 15: Getting down and dirty and like having some some you know,
Speaker 15: personal time for lack of a better word, you know
Speaker 15: you don't want mum in the background in the.
Speaker 7: Next room.
Speaker 2: Knocking on the door, Cavin down and there.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so you don't go home, you go to there.
Speaker 1: Just spoken like a woman who lives with their parents.
Speaker 2: That could be a genuine deal break.
Speaker 1: It makes sense though, having in the newsroom. Let's go
Speaker 1: to Anthea from ever four Park.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: You're non negotiable, dun.
Speaker 10: They're not lout to be into footy because I had
Speaker 10: an ex husband who was a pully fanatic with the
Speaker 10: crows and everything revolved around it. You couldn't go out,
Speaker 10: you couldn't do everything anything. So that was mine non negotiable.
Speaker 10: And when your partner's non negotiable was I can't be
Speaker 10: into horses because his ex wife was a horse chicken
Speaker 10: and they're crazy, so.
Speaker 1: We are. So that is a big red line through
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes because you're into.
Speaker 2: Your footing aggressively, Anthea. So unfortunately you or me will
Speaker 2: never be not in this lifetime anyway. So just how
Speaker 2: intense was he, Anthea, Like, I'm guessing if he's super intense,
Speaker 2: he's mood particularly a few games postgame would be absolutely
Speaker 2: made by whether the crow's when I.
Speaker 10: Lost, yes, yeah, and just the whole yelling at the
Speaker 10: TV like, yeah, you're not going to change the game.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Anthea. There's nothing more unattractive than when
Speaker 1: you're at the footy and there's a man who is
Speaker 1: just losing his damn mind, Like it's yeah, it's gross.
Speaker 2: But also my wife does the same thing when I
Speaker 2: aggressively get into sport too much, when I'm watching on
Speaker 2: TV and I'm yelling at the TV and she has
Speaker 2: to remind me that they can't hear me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: To stop it very embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, give us a call this morning. What
Speaker 1: are your icks? What are those things? Those dating non
Speaker 1: negotiables that you cannot stay.
Speaker 2: And course we're taking more calls next to that reminder
Speaker 2: as well, anyone who gets on here with us goes
Speaker 2: on the standby list for ten K Day in May,
Speaker 2: and we'll put it out there for the fellers as well.
Speaker 2: Your non negotiables. True, I'm gonna get amongst the boys.
Speaker 4: I really, it's so time for a let's go girl.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are talking about your IX this morning from
Speaker 1: a guy online who is very specifictually not overly specific.
Speaker 1: You just genuinely want someone with money.
Speaker 2: Straight to It's like you need to have a car,
Speaker 2: you need to have a house, and you need to
Speaker 2: have money.
Speaker 1: M fair enough. Thirteen twenty four to ten. We're taking
Speaker 1: a calls this morning. What are your dating non negotiables?
Speaker 1: Let's go to Kayla from Salisbury. Good morning, hig morning,
Speaker 1: good morning. What are yours?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 8: Oh? You know, but like it's all the typical stuff.
Speaker 8: So they have to have a job, like some sturdy income,
Speaker 8: comping in a car so that we kept they can
Speaker 8: get themselves to and from their own place. They don't
Speaker 8: necessarily have to own a house, but they have to
Speaker 8: go back to wherever they came from because they're not
Speaker 8: sharing my space and I've got kids of my own,
Speaker 8: so they have to accept me as a package deal.
Speaker 8: The only other thing is I care very dearly about
Speaker 8: my family's opinions, and they also care very deeply about football.
Speaker 8: So if you're not a Collingwood fan, you have to
Speaker 8: get at all.
Speaker 1: Wow. So okay, at the end of all that, if
Speaker 1: you're not a Pie supporter, see.
Speaker 8: Ya, I personally don't care, but I think they will
Speaker 8: care very deeply about it, especially during game nights when
Speaker 8: we all go to that one place to have a
Speaker 8: couple of drinks and whatnot.
Speaker 7: And yeah, my brothers.
Speaker 8: He's a screamer, so if you're up against his team,
Speaker 8: will probably fight them.
Speaker 2: You imagine, Kaylor, you meet the stream boy. He just
Speaker 2: has absolutely everything. He's got his own carriage in the house,
Speaker 2: he's got to heaps of money, and he's so good
Speaker 2: with your kids. And then he just drops the whole.
Speaker 2: I'm a blue cello.
Speaker 15: I'm sure we'll consert them.
Speaker 1: It's fine, so much, Taylor, thank you. Let's go to
Speaker 1: Beck from Andrew's farm, Hey Beck.
Speaker 7: Height. Height is a non negotiable for me. I am
Speaker 7: a tall woman. I am six foot two. I don't
Speaker 7: lie about being six foot two, So do not lie
Speaker 7: about six foot three, six foot four when you're actually
Speaker 7: six foot one or six foot I can tell you
Speaker 7: can't pretend you can't stand up tall. Do not be
Speaker 7: shorter than six foot three.
Speaker 2: We done, Beck. It sounds like have you had some
Speaker 2: bad experiences on maybe dating platforms where someone's turned up
Speaker 2: and not quite meet what they put out there?
Speaker 7: As soon as I walk in the door, like you're lying,
Speaker 7: don't waste my time. I am busy get out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so true, Beck?
Speaker 2: What are you six six six to two? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Sure?
Speaker 4: So what about lighter?
Speaker 5: Beck?
Speaker 1: Don't you very dear lighter?
Speaker 5: Beck?
Speaker 2: So what does that mean? Six too? Are you won
Speaker 2: about one ninety you're about one eighty nine.
Speaker 7: One like bang on like bang on six foot two,
Speaker 7: not lying? Like get out. You've at least got to
Speaker 7: be one ninety three or more.
Speaker 1: It's fair cool. Yeah, all right, thank you, Beck. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Carli from Camden Park.
Speaker 4: Hey, Carli, Hey, Yeah.
Speaker 7: So my biggest is if they are on sporting bet
Speaker 7: apps like all the time, yeah, and just like spending
Speaker 7: more time on the app putting like.
Speaker 10: A ten dollar bet on them talking to me and
Speaker 10: wanting to go out.
Speaker 7: Today, that's just the biggest threat flag ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know a lot of people that are just
Speaker 2: so heavily involved in sports betting, and obviously I can
Speaker 2: understand the thrill of winning. Yeah, but also the tight
Speaker 2: ass in me goes, well, I'm just not ready to
Speaker 2: part with that twenty dollar a night.
Speaker 1: But also, how interesting is someone who's like heavily invested
Speaker 1: in the number six at Doomben. You know, want to
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 2: It's a great point, but he's serious. You're not into
Speaker 2: the dog's adapted Come on, you know you don't. You
Speaker 2: don't You don't throw twenty on the dish lickus every.
Speaker 6: Now and then.
Speaker 2: No, mate, you don't want it sexy. No, you didn't
Speaker 2: meet Greg at the dish licking because.
Speaker 1: That is not We did not meet at the Greyhounds.
Speaker 2: It's outrageous.