Speaker 1: High Scrollers is produced on gadigul Land.
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this country.
Speaker 2: An elder's past and present.
Speaker 1: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land.
Speaker 3: Welcome back everyone to close friends with Matt, and I
Speaker 3: feel like my new personality needs like an alter ego name.
Speaker 1: What do you reckon?
Speaker 2: My name is now Tiffany t y p HP.
Speaker 1: Okay, welcome back to the Matt and Tiffany show.
Speaker 3: So in this close friends, we're obviously going to be
Speaker 3: talking a lot more about just euro summer, and like
Speaker 3: I want to tell you all about being on a yacht,
Speaker 3: Matt that was a fucking out of this world experience.
Speaker 1: Can wait, can't wait? But first I got you some gifts.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to hand them to you one
Speaker 1: by one?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay? Do I have to unwrapp or will it be
Speaker 2: unwrapped ready?
Speaker 1: Some some er not?
Speaker 2: So I might close my eyes and then you can
Speaker 2: describe it while I hold it in my hand and
Speaker 2: feel around, feel around what it is.
Speaker 3: So I bought myself no souvenirs while I was away,
Speaker 3: but of course I had to buy you some things.
Speaker 3: So the first one I'm going to hand to you.
Speaker 3: I just think is a very you kind of gift.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh okay, So I'm feeling that this is maybe
Speaker 2: a blanket. It's giving blanket. Wrong, it's giving blanket. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's actually giving jumper. Yeah, yeah, that's that's feeling. Jumper.
Speaker 2: You got a jumper in euro summer. Yes, it's interesting. Okay,
Speaker 2: take a look, all right, Oh what is it? It's mikanas.
Speaker 3: It's and you know what's crazy.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is yesterday I saw someone wearing
Speaker 2: this exact jumper in a TikTok. This is spinning me out.
Speaker 2: I saw someone wearing this in a TikTok and I
Speaker 2: thought to myself, oh, I saw that. When I was
Speaker 2: in Mickinos, I would have bought that for myself.
Speaker 1: And here it is.
Speaker 2: This is crazy.
Speaker 3: For those of you listening, it's a baby Pink crew
Speaker 3: next word up with miganas the flag. And I just
Speaker 3: saw that and I thought, that's although it's.
Speaker 2: Just given me the mikonos fluff in me right, sorry,
Speaker 2: it's just as as I've opened the jumper, a piece
Speaker 2: of fluff to slow my I do a slow motion
Speaker 2: replayer that in the social clip because I can't see.
Speaker 2: I've got pink eye out of this. So that's good. Oh,
Speaker 2: I am so thrilled, Thank you so much, because that
Speaker 2: looks like I can't believe it. I saw a guy
Speaker 2: in a TikTok yesterday wearing this exact jumper, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: I love that. I wish I saw that when I
Speaker 2: was there. I would have bought that. I'm like, God,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. That's a bit spooky ooky, spooky that is?
Speaker 2: Or what else klasms again because they're more Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Got your heats to think.
Speaker 3: All right, everyone's not gonna be able to see this,
Speaker 3: and I can't say what's on it, but I'll just
Speaker 3: hand it over.
Speaker 2: To you, okay, okay. So now I'm feeling socks yep, yep, socks.
Speaker 2: Oh rody nudy, excuse me. This is ancient Greek sex
Speaker 2: going on. He leads a bit of Khamasutra or something.
Speaker 2: It looks like ancient Greek gods or something having sex.
Speaker 2: But there's I think I see four people there. It's
Speaker 2: a bit of a human centipede situation there. Yeah. And
Speaker 2: are they all men? Yeah? Yeah, they're all men.
Speaker 1: I just saw that and I thought of you straight away.
Speaker 2: Four men doing lude acts on the socks. Oh good,
Speaker 2: I'll be wearing those as well. They'll match the jumper.
Speaker 2: That's nice. Oh my goodness. I did actually see these
Speaker 2: in Athens. I saw socks like this, So there you go.
Speaker 2: All right, is anything else outfit? This is lovely? Are
Speaker 2: you taking inspiration of this for the men's fate? Men's rage?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Here we go. We've got a hat? Was this a
Speaker 2: fifty two? All right? What's on this?
Speaker 1: Corfu?
Speaker 2: Okay? This is a bit of aj this one. So
Speaker 2: you went to Corfu? Yes, and you loved Corfud. I'm
Speaker 2: guessing yeah.
Speaker 1: It was really chill and quiet.
Speaker 2: So if I wear these, people are going to think
Speaker 2: I was in Corfud. Okay, nice, we'll put it on
Speaker 2: now my hair, but I will.
Speaker 1: That does look like an a hat.
Speaker 2: It does look like an a hat. How's that like.
Speaker 1: A dad cat?
Speaker 2: Okay? Nice?
Speaker 1: Put it backwards?
Speaker 2: Okay, we've established the backwards doesn't work on me, though,
Speaker 2: it's a bit better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, leave it on.
Speaker 2: Oh you like it?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Stop flirting with me sideways? Leave that?
Speaker 1: I like that? Leave that? Okay, gift? I don't really
Speaker 1: know more.
Speaker 2: God, really, I'm gonna have a hold your outfit.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I bought this, but when I
Speaker 3: saw it, I just thought of you.
Speaker 2: Okay, this fucking so stupid. This time it's kind of cute. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think this is a little handbag. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's gorgeous. Is it gorgeous?
Speaker 1: It's like a mini and it's got what's not in it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it? Oli?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Lemon so lemon soap?
Speaker 2: Think on glean. It's like, oh my god, a little
Speaker 2: purse fell out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: This is so When I saw that that, I was like,
Speaker 1: that is you?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much? Oh my god, what I'm getting spoiled?
Speaker 2: Is it my birthday? Oh my gosh. Let me hold
Speaker 2: my little bag, my Michnoss bag with a little on it.
Speaker 2: My eyes are closed. What else have we got? Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: This is the next one.
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh we got a little key ring.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a nice that feels like a high quality
Speaker 2: key ring. Now that is my evil eye and it's
Speaker 2: all diamonde and that looks stunning. Yeah, that'll be going
Speaker 2: on the bag.
Speaker 3: Evil eyebe Yes, I thought like that all.
Speaker 2: The jealousy, people wishing bad on me.
Speaker 1: Hurry up and get through these, because yeah, all right, all.
Speaker 2: Right, well why don't you buy me so many gifts?
Speaker 1: My goodness might have been a bit drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, fair enough. Oh this is fabulous. What's this deck?
Speaker 2: A playing car? Yes? All right, sex in ancient Greece again? Okay,
Speaker 2: so have you already opened these and ad a lot? Oh? Really?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I saw the front.
Speaker 2: We have a look at this. You could go to
Speaker 2: the hair salon get a blow job. You know what
Speaker 2: we got? Yeah, we got blow jobs happening. We've got
Speaker 2: beer fingering. Oh so it's heterosexual. Oh no, there's three
Speaker 2: men doing a little bit of an eyefull tail.
Speaker 1: I just saw that and thought of you straight away.
Speaker 2: Here's a woman with two wooden dildoughs. That's nice. What
Speaker 2: else have we got?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Some of them aren't sex. That's just a queen sort
Speaker 2: of sitting on a thrown naked. So that's nice. We've
Speaker 2: got some people sharing a bath together. That's quite Oh
Speaker 2: that's lesbians. Lesbians with a wooden dildo. That's nice.
Speaker 1: Love, very inclusive.
Speaker 2: That's episode titled Lesbians with a wooden dilder gorgeous. This
Speaker 2: one's not even sexual. She's just playing bamboo flute or something.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 1: Oh close, wait, I'll open this one.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at the joker, Look at the joker, gay J.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what I bought.
Speaker 2: Well, I close my mars again. Yep, alright, hang on,
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what am I going to do with
Speaker 2: all of this?
Speaker 1: I'm just unwrapping? Oh yeah, I remember this one.
Speaker 2: Goodness me, it's s PC. It's like Christmas Day. I mean,
Speaker 2: how are you gonna outdo yourself with any of these gifts? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 2: butt plug? Butt plug? What am I feeling is snow glow,
Speaker 2: snow globe. It's a snag clibe of two people fucking
Speaker 2: in a snoglobe, and it's got all people fucking around
Speaker 2: it as well. It says Greek lover it.
Speaker 1: Can I just say? Can you pickure a j and
Speaker 1: I drunk?
Speaker 2: Just racking up for a buzzball?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fun? Oh that's fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think there's one more.
Speaker 2: Oh no, there's true to Go on the shelf in
Speaker 2: the library. Oh my goodness, this is too much.
Speaker 1: There's two more and something for gay j.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I think I got. I love that. I'm
Speaker 2: like the most vanilla person in the world. And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's get him all the fucking dick merch.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, that one's ship. I'm not gonna give you that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well what was it? Can I see it? Anyway?
Speaker 1: It's a ship? K oh no, all right, don't want that.
Speaker 1: So this last one is for you and gay J.
Speaker 2: Okay, a joint present. Do I have to share it?
Speaker 2: What's this?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, keep your eye shot, Matte, gay J, come in's here?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I thought you said aj Okay, yeah, gay J? Right,
Speaker 2: what have we got?
Speaker 1: Can open?
Speaker 2: That's nice? I like that, you know, I dated a
Speaker 2: man that this reminds me of. Actually it's like true scale.
Speaker 1: For context.
Speaker 3: It's a key ring with mickenas written on it, and
Speaker 3: it's got a little flag and then it's got.
Speaker 2: A dick and it's quite her quite a nice you know?
Speaker 2: Is that handmade penis?
Speaker 1: Can I just say, like when you go on holidays,
Speaker 1: I'll put that in a handbag, whether it's Bali or Europe.
Speaker 3: Why a dix like the stereotypical because it works.
Speaker 1: Yes, so many.
Speaker 3: Wooden dicks, dick bottle openers, the same as Bali. It
Speaker 3: was the same over there, which I just wasn't expecting
Speaker 3: to see in the souvenir shops.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's your whole.
Speaker 2: Oh we might did you keep the receipt for this one? Look,
Speaker 2: I've got a mark on my bad. You should have
Speaker 2: asked for a discount on that. A funny, quick little
Speaker 2: two minutes, sorry for you if that. And I went
Speaker 2: to Bali. I couldn't be bothered with the bartering. You know,
Speaker 2: people go and so I went and got a pair
Speaker 2: of sunglasses and they were proud sunglasses, but they were
Speaker 2: obviously not proud of sunglasses. And he quoted me twenty
Speaker 2: dollars Australian for it whatever it was, and I worked
Speaker 2: out it was twenty dollars, and I went, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: not the type of person to be like, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm trying get him down or whatever. So I was
Speaker 2: just like, whatever, he can have twenty dollars for these fake,
Speaker 2: you know, fifty cents sunglasses with Prada on it. And anyway,
Speaker 2: it gives it to me. And I walk down the
Speaker 2: street a little bit and then it kind of gets
Speaker 2: to a dead end and I thought, oh, no, like
Speaker 2: I'll go back the other way. As I walk back,
Speaker 2: he's shutting up shop for the day and he's telling
Speaker 2: all the people around him, I made all my money
Speaker 2: for the week. I'm off, boys like see you later.
Speaker 2: I'd paid him so much money that he didn't have
Speaker 2: to work for the rest of the day. So there
Speaker 2: you go. I mean, at the time, yeah, that was
Speaker 2: my good deed done. But at the time I was like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck, maybe I should have barred it down a
Speaker 2: little bit because he's taken in. You'll leave because of me. Anyway,
Speaker 2: welcome home. Tell us everything, please. I want to know
Speaker 2: all about the private jet. Yeah, I want to know
Speaker 2: all about the super yacht. I want to know everywhere
Speaker 2: you went. And I want to know why you didn't
Speaker 2: do parasailing.
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't do parasailing because I was never near
Speaker 3: it to go on it. Okay, but I saw it
Speaker 3: from Afar, like when we were on the yacht. I
Speaker 3: saw it, and then I sent a photo in the
Speaker 3: chat and I said.
Speaker 1: Matt, is that you Okay, let's start with the yacht.
Speaker 3: Obviously, as everyone can imagine, that is like an experience
Speaker 3: that's like nothing I've ever fucking experienced. I have seen
Speaker 3: what the top zero point five percent live, Like huh,
Speaker 3: And I'm so grateful for it. Like I said in
Speaker 3: the main episode this week, I got a couple of
Speaker 3: messages which I expected, like going on a super yacht.
Speaker 3: I honestly, before I even left, I knew that I
Speaker 3: would get a few people going like I don't like this,
Speaker 3: you know whatever, and fair enough, But I feel so
Speaker 3: grateful to have gone on it, because Matt, you have
Speaker 3: never had service like that in your fucking life.
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched below deck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well I haven't, but a lot of people
Speaker 3: while I was on the yacht were asking me questions
Speaker 3: like do you get this?
Speaker 1: Do you get that?
Speaker 3: And I was like yes, So everything that you see
Speaker 3: on below deck is like exactly what you get on
Speaker 3: a super yacht. You catch a tender boat to the yacht,
Speaker 3: and then when you get off the tender boat, the team,
Speaker 3: like the crew is standing there or dressed up really
Speaker 3: nice in a big road to welcome you, and like obviously,
Speaker 3: like you're paying such a ridiculous price for these yachts,
Speaker 3: so the service that you get is just like.
Speaker 1: You can't compare it to anything.
Speaker 3: And I was trying to get to know the staff
Speaker 3: like as much as I could for the eight nights
Speaker 3: that we were.
Speaker 1: On there, and they are like their number one.
Speaker 3: Priority obviously is you having the best time that you
Speaker 3: possibly can have.
Speaker 1: But they say that to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so there's all these call buttons around the yacht,
Speaker 3: so like just in every area of the yacht, there's
Speaker 3: a little button on the wall.
Speaker 1: If you want anything at any time.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what time of day or night it is,
Speaker 3: you press that button and they come running.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Like I just couldn't believe it. And I think for
Speaker 3: the first like three days, I didn't press the button
Speaker 3: because I felt too bad. Like if we wanted to
Speaker 3: order drinks, I'd be like, hey, Jane, you press the
Speaker 3: button because I just feel so bad.
Speaker 1: Like they're just like the nicest people.
Speaker 3: I was so fascinated by their jobs. People were asking
Speaker 3: like could you request to have anything on board that
Speaker 3: you wanted before you went Yes, Like before you go on,
Speaker 3: they're like, is there anything that you want to have,
Speaker 3: And you can request anything in the world. They had
Speaker 3: obviously a private chef on board. You could have food
Speaker 3: at any time of the day, anytime of the day,
Speaker 3: and anything you can think of. They'll make it is
Speaker 3: this nuts, Yeah, but you're paying half, I know, but
Speaker 3: I just couldn't fucking believe it. They like looked after
Speaker 3: you so well. And there were a few nights where
Speaker 3: like because you can catch the tender boat and go
Speaker 3: off to like the island that you're pulled up out
Speaker 3: the front of, huh. And there are a few nights
Speaker 3: where we had like dinner reservations and so we didn't
Speaker 3: get home until midnight or two am, and they are
Speaker 3: up waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Wow, And I couldn't fuck.
Speaker 1: And we'd be like, we're so sorry.
Speaker 3: Like I think for them, we would have been the
Speaker 3: most nice, easy going down to earth clients. And I
Speaker 3: had a lot of people that work on yachts messaging
Speaker 3: me while I was on it, saying, oh, they would
Speaker 3: be loving you because you, like, I think a lot
Speaker 3: of people that go on these yachts are obviously wealthy
Speaker 3: billionaires that are pretentious.
Speaker 1: They treat them like shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so you know, it'd be two am and
Speaker 3: we're getting back on the boat and like they've picked
Speaker 3: us up, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, and they're
Speaker 3: like no, of course, like we you know, you are
Speaker 3: our priority.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, and you get back on the yacht.
Speaker 3: Every time you got back on, they would have a
Speaker 3: platter with rolled up, freezing cold towels that smell like
Speaker 3: peppermint and they would hand it to you and you're
Speaker 3: patting your face. And then we'd be like drunk it
Speaker 3: midnight and we'd be like, can we order burghers and chips?
Speaker 3: And like they go, of course, and like at midnight
Speaker 3: they're preparing this food. It was like I wish I
Speaker 3: had a camera recording twenty four seven because.
Speaker 2: It was just like nothing that you might love below deck.
Speaker 1: Then I think I will and I think I need
Speaker 1: to watch it.
Speaker 2: And there's so many seasons. Yeah, it's like it's become
Speaker 2: such a big franchise. Now there's there's all different there's Mediterranean,
Speaker 2: there's to.
Speaker 3: Be I want to go on the show because apparently
Speaker 3: you get like fifty percent off your charter if you
Speaker 3: agree to be filmed.
Speaker 1: I would fucking do that in a hut.
Speaker 2: Well I'm coming, okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Podcast on the on the yacht. Well let's scroll. No,
Speaker 2: you go and get in touch with hey you and
Speaker 2: getting over to get in touch with hey you and
Speaker 2: say next season, let's do like collaboration of some sort. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get us on there, because I'll be an asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, nice.
Speaker 2: And I've got all the camula caftans still in the cupboard.
Speaker 2: They can all come back.
Speaker 3: I could talk about like the service on the yacht
Speaker 3: for like two hours, but it was obviously just like
Speaker 3: nothing else I've ever experienced. The staff were like amazing.
Speaker 3: They had a masseuse on board and you could just go, hey,
Speaker 3: can I have a massage, and yeah, we'll set it
Speaker 3: up now, Like I've got multiple massages on the boat.
Speaker 3: In the rooms, if you left a pair of like
Speaker 3: a shirt on the ground, or your undies or your pajamas,
Speaker 3: they would pick it up off the ground, take it
Speaker 3: to their laundry, wash it, steam it, hang it up,
Speaker 3: and put it in your cupboard.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: Like I just couldn't fucking believe it.
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 1: I was in awe the whole time.
Speaker 2: In that experience. Did you experience that kind of level
Speaker 2: of customer service? And I'm interested, you know your business brain.
Speaker 2: Did you take anything from that experience and go we
Speaker 2: need to you know, implement.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of like how important going the extra
Speaker 3: mile is when it comes to customer service or those
Speaker 3: little touches, Like every day that we'd get back on
Speaker 3: the yacht and they'd.
Speaker 1: Be there with that platter with the cold towers.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that is such a small thing, but we
Speaker 3: were all so excited every time we got that cold tower.
Speaker 3: Like the littlest things make the biggest difference. But anyway,
Speaker 3: I could talk literally for.
Speaker 1: Hours about what it was like to be on the boat.
Speaker 1: But it was.
Speaker 3: Obviously like nothing I've ever experienced in my whole life.
Speaker 3: Like I every day was waking up like trying to
Speaker 3: like practice gratitude because I'm like, this is a fucking
Speaker 3: not even a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 2: This is like not in a lifetime, yeah most people exactly.
Speaker 3: And so every day I was waking up, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so fucking grateful for this because
Speaker 3: it was just like nothing I've ever experienced.
Speaker 2: Obviously, why I send a lifetime for you? Just let
Speaker 2: me know.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do everything to make it happen, Matt.
Speaker 2: And I don't care how I need to get there,
Speaker 2: but like I will get there, Like I will get there.
Speaker 2: I don't care what I have to do. I will
Speaker 2: get there. I won't be able to chip in, but
Speaker 2: I will get there and be and I'll make you
Speaker 2: burgers at one o'clock in the morning if it means
Speaker 2: I'm on.
Speaker 3: Me, but it's just I will obviously never forget it.
Speaker 3: But I feel so like appreciative and grateful to have
Speaker 3: been invited on such a trip because it's literally fucking
Speaker 3: changed my life.
Speaker 1: Wow, where do we go? We landed, and.
Speaker 3: I am actually I do want to touch on the
Speaker 3: private jet and that was already planned in the holiday
Speaker 3: as well. Again, this wasn't my trip, Like I was
Speaker 3: invited on this by our friends, so of course I
Speaker 3: was gonna say yes.
Speaker 1: Again, someone was like, why would you go on a
Speaker 1: private jet? Blah blah blah. I'm like, as if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't if you got invited, would you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly, So anyway.
Speaker 2: The first sorry, but just on that, Like, I think
Speaker 2: that people complaining about the private jet afication of things,
Speaker 2: like when people go for the environment private jet, I
Speaker 2: first of all, before the environment go just logistically, imagine
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift trying to catch a commercial flight to and
Speaker 2: from her. It would be a nightmare for the It
Speaker 2: would pisce everyone off, and even more people would complain
Speaker 2: about it. On top of that, imagine then, like a
Speaker 2: tour bus from city to city. Unfortunately, the security risk
Speaker 2: for someone like Taylor Swift on a tour bus as
Speaker 2: if with the world we're living in, that shit is
Speaker 2: not going well for her, do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: the security risk is crazy, So I don't blame her
Speaker 2: for being on a private jet. On top of that,
Speaker 2: if you want to go with her, for her environmental
Speaker 2: emissions and stuff like that, Her herself, I've seen, has
Speaker 2: planted so many trees and donated so much, many millions
Speaker 2: of dollars that I think she's counteracted what she's doing.
Speaker 2: But even if she wasn't doing any of that, not
Speaker 2: the person we need to be going at when there
Speaker 2: are so many bigger things ruining the environment. I don't
Speaker 2: think Taylor Swift's private jet like I think people just
Speaker 2: complain to complain when it comes to people like her.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, there are like fifty other people that
Speaker 2: we could probably complain about first, and there environmental impact
Speaker 2: before we get to her. So I know, I care
Speaker 2: a lot about the environment, and I'm the first to
Speaker 2: be like, you know, fuck these things that are destroying
Speaker 2: the environment. I think like you're wasting your breath on
Speaker 2: the Taylor Swift of it all. There's much bigger issues anyway.
Speaker 3: One thing that I did find crazy now, I've been
Speaker 3: on a private jet before when I went on a
Speaker 3: brand trip. We flew from like La to Palm Springs.
Speaker 3: When I was gone a Coachella with Key Australia, Sunnis
Speaker 3: and two Face Cosmo Mendi Face or was it tired,
Speaker 3: I don't remember, so I've been on one before, many
Speaker 3: many years ago. Probably the coolest thing that happened, which
Speaker 3: was so random, was we got on the plane and
Speaker 3: we were about to take off and it it was
Speaker 3: like a relatively an hour and something flat, and they said,
Speaker 3: just before we were about to take off, oh, there's
Speaker 3: actually been a fire in the tower of where we
Speaker 3: were originally landing, so we can't take off right now.
Speaker 3: And like when you're and I know, all this shit
Speaker 3: is so out of touch for me to be talking about,
Speaker 3: but whatever, I've lived it. Typically, if that would happen
Speaker 3: and you're on a commercial plane, they would probably get
Speaker 3: everyone off the plane and then you'd have to go
Speaker 3: stay at a Hope.
Speaker 1: Tell until they figure it out.
Speaker 3: But because this was a private plane, like and the
Speaker 3: captain is right there, he just walks out and announced
Speaker 3: to us like, look, there's a fire.
Speaker 1: We can't land where we were originally going to land.
Speaker 2: Sorry, is this back at Coachell or this trip?
Speaker 1: This is this trip?
Speaker 2: Oh? This happened this trip?
Speaker 3: Yes, and he goes, so where would you like to
Speaker 3: land instead? Like, this is the level of service that
Speaker 3: you get.
Speaker 2: I'm curious on a private jet when you take off?
Speaker 2: Are the rules the same? Do you need to have
Speaker 2: your seat?
Speaker 3: And they did a safety demonstration all that kind of stuff,
Speaker 3: but you can sit anywhere you want. And so I
Speaker 3: was just mind blown when he goes, so where do
Speaker 3: you want to land instead? And so they worked it
Speaker 3: out and we figured out like another airport because you
Speaker 3: landed all the little like kind of private runways. But
Speaker 3: because they had to like reroute us, we had to
Speaker 3: wait like an hour and a bit before we could
Speaker 3: take off.
Speaker 1: And I was.
Speaker 4: Just sitting there going I could think of far worse
Speaker 4: places to be stuck waiting, and the pilot was like,
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry this, We're so sorry, and we're all
Speaker 4: sitting there going this is great, Like we've got a champagne.
Speaker 1: We're on a private plane.
Speaker 2: But again, like they'd be dealing with people going.
Speaker 1: This this is terrible.
Speaker 2: Yet to ref.
Speaker 1: I was like, I could think of worse places to
Speaker 1: be stuck.
Speaker 3: Like I'll sit on this plane all day, even if
Speaker 3: we don't go anywhere, just because it's nice to sit here. Anyway,
Speaker 3: onto the trip, we landed in Spain in the morning
Speaker 3: and we went to.
Speaker 1: The fucking hell. We went to see Calvin Harris that night.
Speaker 1: He was awesome.
Speaker 3: We were in like a VIP section, which would have
Speaker 3: cost a lot of money, and then when you're in
Speaker 3: a VIP section, like you get the bottle service and
Speaker 3: all that, and there were these girls like working, you know,
Speaker 3: like there's so many stuff we were at. I can't
Speaker 3: remember how to say it, but it's one of the
Speaker 3: big venues over in Bizer.
Speaker 1: You shwire or something like that. It wrong. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: totally forgot about.
Speaker 3: This, but there were these girls working and they came
Speaker 3: up to us and they said, do you want a massage?
Speaker 3: Like they were like massage girls, just like walking around
Speaker 3: all the little VIP booths and we.
Speaker 1: Were like, oh, for sure.
Speaker 3: So we like sat on the lounge and they sat
Speaker 3: up behind us and gave us like a three minute
Speaker 3: little neck massage and then we all got it, like
Speaker 3: all of us in the group, like eight of us.
Speaker 3: And then they go at the end, Okay, that's forty
Speaker 3: euros each. Wow, so like seventy Australian dollars each. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: About that's where they get hup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so we got fully stitched up on night one.
Speaker 3: But we were like, oh, whatever, we're here, we have
Speaker 3: to pay it. But I fully thought that like they
Speaker 3: were just doing it as part of being in the
Speaker 3: VIP section. Anyway, saw Calvin Harris that night. I've never
Speaker 3: seen AJ that drunk in my life. And for the
Speaker 3: first time ever, I saw AJ dance and sing.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's how drunk he was. Wow.
Speaker 1: For contact everyone. I've never seen AJ dance, never heard
Speaker 1: him sing.
Speaker 2: And what did he sound like? Was it good?
Speaker 1: He was so loud I couldn't really hear. Okay, long
Speaker 1: story short, that was the first night.
Speaker 3: Second night we just went out for dinner, and then
Speaker 3: the third night we went to see Swedish house Mafia.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fun.
Speaker 1: I got so drunk, I don't even remember seeing that
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 3: And we were all like that because we were having
Speaker 3: such a good time, like drinking. I met heaps of
Speaker 3: followers like Rana too, running the people on the other
Speaker 3: side of the world.
Speaker 2: We all bezarded a meet and greet inside the coliseum.
Speaker 2: What but one person asked for a photo. Then someone
Speaker 2: else saw and came over, and then there was a
Speaker 2: line of like seven people and I'm going and they're
Speaker 2: going where scrollers, I'm going. I'm in the coliseum.
Speaker 1: I ran into people in the airport.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are the odds with how many billions
Speaker 3: of people in the world that you run into someone
Speaker 3: that you know from Australia. Anyway, we spent three days
Speaker 3: in i Beitha. Then we went on the boat. We
Speaker 3: were on the boat for eight nights. We started in
Speaker 3: this south of France, Saint trepe Uh and then we
Speaker 3: every day would wake up in a new spot, and
Speaker 3: we did south of France and then Italy and then
Speaker 3: that was the end of that.
Speaker 1: Everywhere blurred together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So did you get much time off the boat really?
Speaker 3: So like yes, like every day. I think we only
Speaker 3: had like one or two days where we didn't get
Speaker 3: off the boat.
Speaker 2: Experience any restaurant closures in South of France. Remember gay
Speaker 2: j was very vocal about the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh all the restaurants were very much open.
Speaker 2: Yes, but it wasn't the middle of winter twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: The best the best place that we went to was
Speaker 3: a place called Lagarette. If you were ever in the
Speaker 3: south of France, you must go there.
Speaker 2: Was it Spanny? Was it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Everywhere went was so expensive.
Speaker 3: Like before we went, my whole TikTok for you page
Speaker 3: was like about how expensive Europe is, and I was
Speaker 3: like expecting it.
Speaker 1: The TikTok is not lying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the most basic thing like one hundred euros for.
Speaker 2: A dish, I know, and it's it's And even I noticed,
Speaker 2: like you just want to get a coke, that'll cost
Speaker 2: you fifteen Aussie dollars. Yeah, it's like six to seven euros.
Speaker 2: I think about double.
Speaker 3: I think they just charged that because they can. And
Speaker 3: it's a fancy place. But anyway, Lagarette in the South
Speaker 3: of France, I believe it was the best venue by
Speaker 3: far in terms of vibes, drinks, food, atmosphere like and
Speaker 3: I just even love like every venue was like day drinking, music, pumping,
Speaker 3: dancing on tables and I was I put it on
Speaker 3: my story, but they were like Australia is in the house,
Speaker 3: and then all the Ausia to go wow and like
Speaker 3: they were announcing every country anyway. Lagarette was amazing. Then
Speaker 3: we got off the boat again. I could talk about
Speaker 3: this for hours, but like this episode's probably already really long.
Speaker 1: Fucking loved it. I want to go back to Italy.
Speaker 3: Like we would always like meet and one of the
Speaker 3: girls on the boat because the boat was so good,
Speaker 3: you didn't want to get off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I thought, that's why I said, you just
Speaker 2: spend much time in the south of France, like on
Speaker 2: the actual lamb.
Speaker 3: Myself and one of the girls want to We wanted
Speaker 3: to like see everywhere that we would stop. So the
Speaker 3: two of us would get on the tender and go
Speaker 3: walk around and that was good because then I got
Speaker 3: the opportunity to make little blogs and stuff. But everyone
Speaker 3: else kind of stayed on the boat a bit more
Speaker 3: and then we got off and then we went to
Speaker 3: Corfu in Greece, which was very chill and relaxed. We
Speaker 3: were there for four nights and then for the final
Speaker 3: four nights, AJ and I went to mick a Oss
Speaker 3: and that was the last four nights when we were alone.
Speaker 3: And I remember when I booked that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't know, Mickinos might feel a bit cliche or
Speaker 3: like everyone goes there, but I absolutely loved Mickinos.
Speaker 2: Have you been yes?
Speaker 1: Did you like?
Speaker 2: We were talking, well, we were talking about it and
Speaker 2: I was saying, it's more of a party island. Yes,
Speaker 2: as we went into the party right, so we wanted
Speaker 2: to more relax So Mikonos. I remember saying to you
Speaker 2: on the podcast, if you were going for Hen's party,
Speaker 2: if you're going for a party, if you're going for
Speaker 2: someone's thirtieth, and they were like, let's all go to Miconos.
Speaker 2: Like whatever. If you went with a group of friends
Speaker 2: on a kantiki, like the vibe was to party, you'd like,
Speaker 2: where were you staying? Just ten minute walk out of.
Speaker 1: The same with us.
Speaker 3: Well, I found our hotel was very relaxing and then
Speaker 3: you could walk down and.
Speaker 2: It was VI was a party okay.
Speaker 3: Ours was like a boutikuy quiet hotel. Yes, So I
Speaker 3: feel like we got the best of both worlds. I
Speaker 3: would go back to Mikinos in a heartbeat, and the
Speaker 3: best venue that we went to there, which I think
Speaker 3: was my favorite venue of the whole trip, was Scorpios.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I heard a lot about Scorpiosh, my.
Speaker 1: God, the best food I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 2: You next to Scorpios, there's a restaurant on the beach there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went to that restaurant and that had really amazing
Speaker 2: food too.
Speaker 1: I think the best food was in Greece.
Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent, Yeah, one hundred percent. Common misconception
Speaker 2: is that the best food is in Italy. Grease Green
Speaker 2: one hundred percent has the best food in all of
Speaker 2: Europe that I obviously we went to a lot of countries. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent, Grease is the best food. In fact,
Speaker 2: please tell me you got I want to say it's
Speaker 2: called saganaki, but it's like a grilled piece of cheese
Speaker 2: with the honey on it and it comes in like
Speaker 2: a skillet. Oh my god. And in fact, all the
Speaker 2: grilled cheese. There's a grilled cheese with like tomato and
Speaker 2: stuff on it as well.
Speaker 1: Best food in Grease oss eating grape fresh.
Speaker 2: Fresh seafood, like you get the salt and pepper, squid
Speaker 2: and stuff of alamari.
Speaker 3: Last night, we literally made Greek food at home because.
Speaker 1: We're so obsessed.
Speaker 2: And you know what's interesting is like then we had
Speaker 2: like a euros over there, which love in Australia every day.
Speaker 2: The Euros. Well, I didn't love the euros over there,
Speaker 2: but I was like, eh, whereas I loved going out
Speaker 2: to dinner and just getting like the all the actual
Speaker 2: Greek like what do they call it, like mess plates
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Like just I have a new appreciation for like Greek
Speaker 3: style food.
Speaker 2: Because well that's why I got so much fucking grease
Speaker 2: man hand bag.
Speaker 3: I would normally not go and get like Greek food really,
Speaker 3: but now big fan.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, I went and bought like obviously always better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always have better at home, but like I
Speaker 3: did a grocery shop on the weekend, I got better cucumber, oregano,
Speaker 3: olive oil, pewter bread.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm doing grease at home.
Speaker 2: Well, can I say that I will at one go
Speaker 2: to Italy and Greece with you?
Speaker 1: Okay? And we are we need to get a yacht.
Speaker 2: We'll fucking go ahead.
Speaker 1: I can't get one on my own.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't afford I've got so much. We got
Speaker 2: we got we're planning some holidays, a honeymoon, a fucking
Speaker 2: wedding at the moment. So I've got no money for
Speaker 2: a yacht now.
Speaker 3: But Google girl will get onto it, gay ja, I mean,
Speaker 3: and we'll hit up what was it?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey you yeah, and we will get on there.
Speaker 2: Well technically I think it's Bravo that produce it, but
Speaker 2: how use the streaming channel they use here? Well we'll
Speaker 2: see what happens because they yeah, just you know, work
Speaker 2: in magic John.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, I could do like ten podcasts about the time.
Speaker 2: That's how I felt too, And then I was like,
Speaker 2: I just need to shut up out because it's awkward.
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously you took it to another level, but
Speaker 2: even just like going to Europe in general. I came
Speaker 2: back and I was like, oh, I want to tell
Speaker 2: everyone about like what I did, but also I know that,
Speaker 2: like people are struggling right now, no one is going
Speaker 2: to Europe. And when I was there, everyone was like, oh,
Speaker 2: how do you afford to do this? And I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: no kids, two gays, a good budget, saving for years,
Speaker 2: ticking everything off our bugger list, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? And we work hard to be able to
Speaker 2: do those sorts of things, but also Matt.
Speaker 3: Even though I did get like a few messages of
Speaker 3: people being like, I'm not a fan of you on
Speaker 3: this holiday, blah blah blah, I do have to say
Speaker 3: out of the was like three comments and messages that
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 1: I was actually really positively.
Speaker 3: Surprised by how many people went you and AJ fucking
Speaker 3: deserve this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like love to see you and AJ relaxing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like thank you, Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3: And if anyone doesn't like that I went on a holiday,
Speaker 3: so be it, because guess what, I'm going to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Die one day.
Speaker 2: We all sure life is short?
Speaker 1: Just anyway, ten out of ten.
Speaker 3: And if I had to sum it up in three words,
Speaker 3: big summer blowout.
Speaker 2: Big summer blowout. And you've come back with a fresh energy.
Speaker 2: And I think that's the craziest thing is that you've
Speaker 2: come back with a fresh energy and you're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's like you're re vitalized. I don't want
Speaker 2: to use it.
Speaker 1: It might only be for this week.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm going to keep it going. Will you
Speaker 2: go next year? Because I was just gonna say, because
Speaker 2: because I'll talk more about this after the pod because sorry, scrollers,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to give you away. I don't
Speaker 2: want to give you like the hacks because I'm currently
Speaker 2: trying to do the hacks. But once I sealed in
Speaker 2: the hack, then I'll tell you about it. But like
Speaker 2: I'm looking at business class reward flights and stuff. They're
Speaker 2: like eighty K for like business class C eighty K points, yeah,
Speaker 2: which is nothing. I've got a million, so that's really good, right,
Speaker 2: but you got it. I'm not I'm sealing my legs
Speaker 2: because I don't want to scroll.
Speaker 1: You take my hat. I want to be doing it
Speaker 1: every mom.
Speaker 2: I want to get the reward flight first, and then
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how to get them, right, So I
Speaker 2: but obviously you need to plan like twelve months in advance.
Speaker 2: So Sky and I are looking at it now because
Speaker 2: we're like, look, if we can get those airfares locked
Speaker 2: in and of course business hello, if we can get
Speaker 2: those airfares locked in, we'll be able to make the
Speaker 2: rest work, you know.
Speaker 3: And look, I do want to do a euro Summer
Speaker 3: every year, but obviously I'm not going to be able
Speaker 3: to do it to that extent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but I think Italy and Greece definitely on
Speaker 2: ELIS next time. So if you want to go next year,
Speaker 2: let's let's discuss, because you know, and if we got to,
Speaker 2: if we go together high scrollers on tour heugt scrollers.
Speaker 2: You wrote summer, claim.
Speaker 1: It all on tax, like everyone was saying in my comments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure you'd be able to claim
Speaker 2: some of it. But that's an interesting it's interesting that
Speaker 2: people think we can go on a holiday and claim
Speaker 2: it on tax.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, let's say you are claiming anything
Speaker 3: on tax again Big Business episode. Let's say you spend
Speaker 3: one hundred grand on a car and people go, oh,
Speaker 3: you can claim it on tax. You still spend one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, you don't get any of it back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not what claiming it on tax means. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: means it slightly.
Speaker 1: Reduces by a smitheren your tax bill.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think people think, like, if I buy
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollar car, the government gives me a
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: No, you are saying see you later that hundred grand forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, that's not what it means yeah, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2: No. The point is we need to lock in euro
Speaker 2: summer mm hmm. And as soon as I've worked out
Speaker 2: how to get those fucking cheap business class seats and
Speaker 2: then I'll share my secrets with you scrollers. Okay, but
Speaker 2: until then, we'll see you next Tuesday. Is that handmade
Speaker 2: penis