WEBVTT - Is Britt Going On Below Deck?

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<v Speaker 1>High Scrollers is produced on gadigul Land.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this country.

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<v Speaker 2>An elder's past and present.

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<v Speaker 1>Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back everyone to close friends with Matt, and I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like my new personality needs like an alter ego name.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is now Tiffany t y p HP.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, welcome back to the Matt and Tiffany show.

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<v Speaker 3>So in this close friends, we're obviously going to be

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<v Speaker 3>talking a lot more about just euro summer, and like

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<v Speaker 3>I want to tell you all about being on a yacht,

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<v Speaker 3>Matt that was a fucking out of this world experience.

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<v Speaker 1>Can wait, can't wait? But first I got you some gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to hand them to you one

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<v Speaker 1>by one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Do I have to unwrapp or will it be

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<v Speaker 2>unwrapped ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Some some er not?

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<v Speaker 2>So I might close my eyes and then you can

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<v Speaker 2>describe it while I hold it in my hand and

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<v Speaker 2>feel around, feel around what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So I bought myself no souvenirs while I was away,

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<v Speaker 3>but of course I had to buy you some things.

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<v Speaker 3>So the first one I'm going to hand to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think is a very you kind of gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh okay, So I'm feeling that this is maybe

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<v Speaker 2>a blanket. It's giving blanket. Wrong, it's giving blanket. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually giving jumper. Yeah, yeah, that's that's feeling. Jumper.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a jumper in euro summer. Yes, it's interesting. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>take a look, all right, Oh what is it? It's mikanas.

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<v Speaker 3>It's and you know what's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy is yesterday I saw someone wearing

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<v Speaker 2>this exact jumper in a TikTok. This is spinning me out.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw someone wearing this in a TikTok and I

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<v Speaker 2>thought to myself, oh, I saw that. When I was

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<v Speaker 2>in Mickinos, I would have bought that for myself.

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<v Speaker 1>And here it is.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>For those of you listening, it's a baby Pink crew

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<v Speaker 3>next word up with miganas the flag. And I just

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<v Speaker 3>saw that and I thought, that's although it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just given me the mikonos fluff in me right, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just as as I've opened the jumper, a piece

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<v Speaker 2>of fluff to slow my I do a slow motion

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<v Speaker 2>replayer that in the social clip because I can't see.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got pink eye out of this. So that's good. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I am so thrilled, Thank you so much, because that

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<v Speaker 2>looks like I can't believe it. I saw a guy

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<v Speaker 2>in a TikTok yesterday wearing this exact jumper, and I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. I wish I saw that when I

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<v Speaker 2>was there. I would have bought that. I'm like, God,

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<v Speaker 2>that's crazy. That's a bit spooky ooky, spooky that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Or what else klasms again because they're more Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got your heats to think.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, everyone's not gonna be able to see this,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't say what's on it, but I'll just

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<v Speaker 3>hand it over.

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<v Speaker 2>To you, okay, okay. So now I'm feeling socks yep, yep, socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh rody nudy, excuse me. This is ancient Greek sex

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<v Speaker 2>going on. He leads a bit of Khamasutra or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like ancient Greek gods or something having sex.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's I think I see four people there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a human centipede situation there. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 2>are they all men? Yeah? Yeah, they're all men.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw that and I thought of you straight away.

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<v Speaker 2>Four men doing lude acts on the socks. Oh good,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be wearing those as well. They'll match the jumper.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice. Oh my goodness. I did actually see these

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<v Speaker 2>in Athens. I saw socks like this, So there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, is anything else outfit? This is lovely? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you taking inspiration of this for the men's fate? Men's rage?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. We've got a hat? Was this a

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<v Speaker 2>fifty two? All right? What's on this?

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<v Speaker 1>Corfu?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? This is a bit of aj this one. So

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<v Speaker 2>you went to Corfu? Yes, and you loved Corfud. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>guessing yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really chill and quiet.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I wear these, people are going to think

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Corfud. Okay, nice, we'll put it on

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<v Speaker 2>now my hair, but I will.

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<v Speaker 1>That does look like an a hat.

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<v Speaker 2>It does look like an a hat. How's that like.

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<v Speaker 1>A dad cat?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Put it backwards?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've established the backwards doesn't work on me, though,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bit better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, leave it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you like it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Stop flirting with me sideways? Leave that?

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<v Speaker 1>I like that? Leave that? Okay, gift? I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>know more.

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<v Speaker 2>God, really, I'm gonna have a hold your outfit.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I bought this, but when I

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<v Speaker 3>saw it, I just thought of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this fucking so stupid. This time it's kind of cute. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is a little handbag. Yeah, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that's gorgeous. Is it gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a mini and it's got what's not in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Oli?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Lemon so lemon soap?

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<v Speaker 2>Think on glean. It's like, oh my god, a little

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<v Speaker 2>purse fell out of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so When I saw that that, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that is you?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much? Oh my god, what I'm getting spoiled?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it my birthday? Oh my gosh. Let me hold

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<v Speaker 2>my little bag, my Michnoss bag with a little on it.

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<v Speaker 2>My eyes are closed. What else have we got? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my goodness, this is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Oh we got a little key ring.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a nice that feels like a high quality

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<v Speaker 2>key ring. Now that is my evil eye and it's

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<v Speaker 2>all diamonde and that looks stunning. Yeah, that'll be going

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<v Speaker 2>on the bag.

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<v Speaker 3>Evil eyebe Yes, I thought like that all.

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<v Speaker 2>The jealousy, people wishing bad on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hurry up and get through these, because yeah, all right, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, well why don't you buy me so many gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>My goodness might have been a bit drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, fair enough. Oh this is fabulous. What's this deck?

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<v Speaker 2>A playing car? Yes? All right, sex in ancient Greece again? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so have you already opened these and ad a lot? Oh? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the front.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a look at this. You could go to

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<v Speaker 2>the hair salon get a blow job. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>we got? Yeah, we got blow jobs happening. We've got

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<v Speaker 2>beer fingering. Oh so it's heterosexual. Oh no, there's three

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<v Speaker 2>men doing a little bit of an eyefull tail.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw that and thought of you straight away.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a woman with two wooden dildoughs. That's nice. What

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<v Speaker 2>else have we got?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Some of them aren't sex. That's just a queen sort

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<v Speaker 2>of sitting on a thrown naked. So that's nice. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got some people sharing a bath together. That's quite Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's lesbians. Lesbians with a wooden dildo. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Love, very inclusive.

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<v Speaker 2>That's episode titled Lesbians with a wooden dilder gorgeous. This

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<v Speaker 2>one's not even sexual. She's just playing bamboo flute or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh close, wait, I'll open this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, look at the joker, Look at the joker, gay J.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember what I bought.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I close my mars again. Yep, alright, hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, what am I going to do with

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<v Speaker 2>all of this?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just unwrapping? Oh yeah, I remember this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness me, it's s PC. It's like Christmas Day. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you gonna outdo yourself with any of these gifts? Oh? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>butt plug? Butt plug? What am I feeling is snow glow,

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<v Speaker 2>snow globe. It's a snag clibe of two people fucking

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<v Speaker 2>in a snoglobe, and it's got all people fucking around

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<v Speaker 2>it as well. It says Greek lover it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say? Can you pickure a j and

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<v Speaker 1>I drunk?

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<v Speaker 2>Just racking up for a buzzball?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Fun? Oh that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think there's one more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, there's true to Go on the shelf in

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<v Speaker 2>the library. Oh my goodness, this is too much.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two more and something for gay j.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, I think I got. I love that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like the most vanilla person in the world. And she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get him all the fucking dick merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, actually, that one's ship. I'm not gonna give you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well what was it? Can I see it? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a ship? K oh no, all right, don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>So this last one is for you and gay J.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, a joint present. Do I have to share it?

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<v Speaker 2>What's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, keep your eye shot, Matte, gay J, come in's here?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I thought you said aj Okay, yeah, gay J? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>what have we got?

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<v Speaker 1>Can open?

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice? I like that, you know, I dated a

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<v Speaker 2>man that this reminds me of. Actually it's like true scale.

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<v Speaker 1>For context.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a key ring with mickenas written on it, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's got a little flag and then it's got.

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<v Speaker 2>A dick and it's quite her quite a nice you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that handmade penis?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say, like when you go on holidays,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put that in a handbag, whether it's Bali or Europe.

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<v Speaker 3>Why a dix like the stereotypical because it works.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so many.

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<v Speaker 3>Wooden dicks, dick bottle openers, the same as Bali. It

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<v Speaker 3>was the same over there, which I just wasn't expecting

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<v Speaker 3>to see in the souvenir shops.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that's your whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we might did you keep the receipt for this one? Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a mark on my bad. You should have

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<v Speaker 2>asked for a discount on that. A funny, quick little

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<v Speaker 2>two minutes, sorry for you if that. And I went

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<v Speaker 2>to Bali. I couldn't be bothered with the bartering. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>people go and so I went and got a pair

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<v Speaker 2>of sunglasses and they were proud sunglasses, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>obviously not proud of sunglasses. And he quoted me twenty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars Australian for it whatever it was, and I worked

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<v Speaker 2>out it was twenty dollars, and I went, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not the type of person to be like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying get him down or whatever. So I was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, whatever, he can have twenty dollars for these fake,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, fifty cents sunglasses with Prada on it. And anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>it gives it to me. And I walk down the

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<v Speaker 2>street a little bit and then it kind of gets

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<v Speaker 2>to a dead end and I thought, oh, no, like

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go back the other way. As I walk back,

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<v Speaker 2>he's shutting up shop for the day and he's telling

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<v Speaker 2>all the people around him, I made all my money

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<v Speaker 2>for the week. I'm off, boys like see you later.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd paid him so much money that he didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to work for the rest of the day. So there

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<v Speaker 2>you go. I mean, at the time, yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>my good deed done. But at the time I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh fuck, maybe I should have barred it down a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit because he's taken in. You'll leave because of me. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome home. Tell us everything, please. I want to know

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<v Speaker 2>all about the private jet. Yeah, I want to know

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<v Speaker 2>all about the super yacht. I want to know everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>you went. And I want to know why you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>do parasailing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I didn't do parasailing because I was never near

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<v Speaker 3>it to go on it. Okay, but I saw it

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<v Speaker 3>from Afar, like when we were on the yacht. I

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<v Speaker 3>saw it, and then I sent a photo in the

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<v Speaker 3>chat and I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt, is that you Okay, let's start with the yacht.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously, as everyone can imagine, that is like an experience

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<v Speaker 3>that's like nothing I've ever fucking experienced. I have seen

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<v Speaker 3>what the top zero point five percent live, Like huh,

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm so grateful for it. Like I said in

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<v Speaker 3>the main episode this week, I got a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>messages which I expected, like going on a super yacht.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly, before I even left, I knew that I

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<v Speaker 3>would get a few people going like I don't like this,

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<v Speaker 3>you know whatever, and fair enough, But I feel so

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<v Speaker 3>grateful to have gone on it, because Matt, you have

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<v Speaker 3>never had service like that in your fucking life.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever watched below deck?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, well I haven't, but a lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>while I was on the yacht were asking me questions

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<v Speaker 3>like do you get this?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get that?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like yes, So everything that you see

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<v Speaker 3>on below deck is like exactly what you get on

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<v Speaker 3>a super yacht. You catch a tender boat to the yacht,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when you get off the tender boat, the team,

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<v Speaker 3>like the crew is standing there or dressed up really

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<v Speaker 3>nice in a big road to welcome you, and like obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>like you're paying such a ridiculous price for these yachts,

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<v Speaker 3>so the service that you get is just like.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't compare it to anything.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was trying to get to know the staff

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<v Speaker 3>like as much as I could for the eight nights

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<v Speaker 3>that we were.

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<v Speaker 1>On there, and they are like their number one.

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<v Speaker 3>Priority obviously is you having the best time that you

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<v Speaker 3>possibly can have.

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<v Speaker 1>But they say that to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And so there's all these call buttons around the yacht,

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<v Speaker 3>so like just in every area of the yacht, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a little button on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want anything at any time.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter what time of day or night it is,

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<v Speaker 3>you press that button and they come running.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I just couldn't believe it. And I think for

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<v Speaker 3>the first like three days, I didn't press the button

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<v Speaker 3>because I felt too bad. Like if we wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>order drinks, I'd be like, hey, Jane, you press the

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<v Speaker 3>button because I just feel so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they're just like the nicest people.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so fascinated by their jobs. People were asking

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<v Speaker 3>like could you request to have anything on board that

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<v Speaker 3>you wanted before you went Yes, Like before you go on,

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, is there anything that you want to have,

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<v Speaker 3>And you can request anything in the world. They had

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<v Speaker 3>obviously a private chef on board. You could have food

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<v Speaker 3>at any time of the day, anytime of the day,

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<v Speaker 3>and anything you can think of. They'll make it is

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<v Speaker 3>this nuts, Yeah, but you're paying half, I know, but

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<v Speaker 3>I just couldn't fucking believe it. They like looked after

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<v Speaker 3>you so well. And there were a few nights where

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<v Speaker 3>like because you can catch the tender boat and go

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<v Speaker 3>off to like the island that you're pulled up out

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<v Speaker 3>the front of, huh. And there are a few nights

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<v Speaker 3>where we had like dinner reservations and so we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get home until midnight or two am, and they are

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<v Speaker 3>up waiting for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, And I couldn't fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And we'd be like, we're so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I think for them, we would have been the

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<v Speaker 3>most nice, easy going down to earth clients. And I

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<v Speaker 3>had a lot of people that work on yachts messaging

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<v Speaker 3>me while I was on it, saying, oh, they would

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<v Speaker 3>be loving you because you, like, I think a lot

0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.520
<v Speaker 3>of people that go on these yachts are obviously wealthy

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<v Speaker 3>billionaires that are pretentious.

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<v Speaker 1>They treat them like shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And so you know, it'd be two am and

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<v Speaker 3>we're getting back on the boat and like they've picked

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<v Speaker 3>us up, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, and they're

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<v Speaker 3>like no, of course, like we you know, you are

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<v Speaker 3>our priority.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah, and you get back on the yacht.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time you got back on, they would have a

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<v Speaker 3>platter with rolled up, freezing cold towels that smell like

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<v Speaker 3>peppermint and they would hand it to you and you're

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<v Speaker 3>patting your face. And then we'd be like drunk it

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<v Speaker 3>midnight and we'd be like, can we order burghers and chips?

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<v Speaker 3>And like they go, of course, and like at midnight

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<v Speaker 3>they're preparing this food. It was like I wish I

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<v Speaker 3>had a camera recording twenty four seven because.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like nothing that you might love below deck.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I think I will and I think I need

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<v Speaker 1>to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's so many seasons. Yeah, it's like it's become

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<v Speaker 2>such a big franchise. Now there's there's all different there's Mediterranean,

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<v Speaker 2>there's to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be I want to go on the show because apparently

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<v Speaker 3>you get like fifty percent off your charter if you

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<v Speaker 3>agree to be filmed.

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<v Speaker 1>I would fucking do that in a hut.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'm coming, okay, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast on the on the yacht. Well let's scroll. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you go and get in touch with hey you and

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<v Speaker 2>getting over to get in touch with hey you and

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<v Speaker 2>say next season, let's do like collaboration of some sort. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get us on there, because I'll be an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've got all the camula caftans still in the cupboard.

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<v Speaker 2>They can all come back.

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<v Speaker 3>I could talk about like the service on the yacht

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<v Speaker 3>for like two hours, but it was obviously just like

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<v Speaker 3>nothing else I've ever experienced. The staff were like amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>They had a masseuse on board and you could just go, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>can I have a massage, and yeah, we'll set it

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<v Speaker 3>up now, Like I've got multiple massages on the boat.

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<v Speaker 3>In the rooms, if you left a pair of like

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<v Speaker 3>a shirt on the ground, or your undies or your pajamas,

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<v Speaker 3>they would pick it up off the ground, take it

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<v Speaker 3>to their laundry, wash it, steam it, hang it up,

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<v Speaker 3>and put it in your cupboard.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I just couldn't fucking believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>I was in awe the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>In that experience. Did you experience that kind of level

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<v Speaker 2>of customer service? And I'm interested, you know your business brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you take anything from that experience and go we

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<v Speaker 2>need to you know, implement.

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<v Speaker 3>It reminded me of like how important going the extra

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<v Speaker 3>mile is when it comes to customer service or those

0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:29.760
<v Speaker 3>little touches, Like every day that we'd get back on

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<v Speaker 3>the yacht and they'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Be there with that platter with the cold towers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, that is such a small thing, but we

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<v Speaker 3>were all so excited every time we got that cold tower.

0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:42.359
<v Speaker 3>Like the littlest things make the biggest difference. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>I could talk literally for.

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<v Speaker 1>Hours about what it was like to be on the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously like nothing I've ever experienced in my whole life.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I every day was waking up like trying to

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<v Speaker 3>like practice gratitude because I'm like, this is a fucking

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<v Speaker 3>not even a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like not in a lifetime, yeah most people exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And so every day I was waking up, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, I'm so fucking grateful for this because

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<v Speaker 3>it was just like nothing I've ever experienced.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously, why I send a lifetime for you? Just let

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<v Speaker 2>me know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do everything to make it happen, Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't care how I need to get there,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I will get there, Like I will get there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care what I have to do. I will

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<v Speaker 2>get there. I won't be able to chip in, but

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<v Speaker 2>I will get there and be and I'll make you

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<v Speaker 2>burgers at one o'clock in the morning if it means

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, but it's just I will obviously never forget it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel so like appreciative and grateful to have

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<v Speaker 3>been invited on such a trip because it's literally fucking

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<v Speaker 3>changed my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, where do we go? We landed, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I am actually I do want to touch on the

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<v Speaker 3>private jet and that was already planned in the holiday

0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.280
<v Speaker 3>as well. Again, this wasn't my trip, Like I was

0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:11.000
<v Speaker 3>invited on this by our friends, so of course I

0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:11.680
<v Speaker 3>was gonna say yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, someone was like, why would you go on a

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<v Speaker 1>private jet? Blah blah blah. I'm like, as if you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't if you got invited, would you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, So anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>The first sorry, but just on that, Like, I think

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<v Speaker 2>that people complaining about the private jet afication of things,

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<v Speaker 2>like when people go for the environment private jet, I

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, before the environment go just logistically, imagine

0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Taylor Swift trying to catch a commercial flight to and

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<v Speaker 2>from her. It would be a nightmare for the It

0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:51.320
<v Speaker 2>would pisce everyone off, and even more people would complain

0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.600
<v Speaker 2>about it. On top of that, imagine then, like a

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<v Speaker 2>tour bus from city to city. Unfortunately, the security risk

0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:00.679
<v Speaker 2>for someone like Taylor Swift on a tour bus as

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<v Speaker 2>if with the world we're living in, that shit is

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<v Speaker 2>not going well for her, do you know what I mean? Like,

0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.679
<v Speaker 2>the security risk is crazy, So I don't blame her

0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:10.880
<v Speaker 2>for being on a private jet. On top of that,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to go with her, for her environmental

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<v Speaker 2>emissions and stuff like that, Her herself, I've seen, has

0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:22.280
<v Speaker 2>planted so many trees and donated so much, many millions

0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:24.879
<v Speaker 2>of dollars that I think she's counteracted what she's doing.

0:20:25.080 --> 0:20:27.560
<v Speaker 2>But even if she wasn't doing any of that, not

0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.600
<v Speaker 2>the person we need to be going at when there

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<v Speaker 2>are so many bigger things ruining the environment. I don't

0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.560
<v Speaker 2>think Taylor Swift's private jet like I think people just

0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.040
<v Speaker 2>complain to complain when it comes to people like her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Okay, there are like fifty other people that

0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:47.440
<v Speaker 2>we could probably complain about first, and there environmental impact

0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:51.080
<v Speaker 2>before we get to her. So I know, I care

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:52.919
<v Speaker 2>a lot about the environment, and I'm the first to

0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:55.320
<v Speaker 2>be like, you know, fuck these things that are destroying

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<v Speaker 2>the environment. I think like you're wasting your breath on

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<v Speaker 2>the Taylor Swift of it all. There's much bigger issues anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing that I did find crazy now, I've been

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<v Speaker 3>on a private jet before when I went on a

0:21:08.160 --> 0:21:13.000
<v Speaker 3>brand trip. We flew from like La to Palm Springs.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was gone a Coachella with Key Australia, Sunnis

0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:18.640
<v Speaker 3>and two Face Cosmo Mendi Face or was it tired,

0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:21.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember, so I've been on one before, many

0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:24.639
<v Speaker 3>many years ago. Probably the coolest thing that happened, which

0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:29.320
<v Speaker 3>was so random, was we got on the plane and

0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:32.119
<v Speaker 3>we were about to take off and it it was

0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:38.359
<v Speaker 3>like a relatively an hour and something flat, and they said,

0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:40.880
<v Speaker 3>just before we were about to take off, oh, there's

0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:44.360
<v Speaker 3>actually been a fire in the tower of where we

0:21:44.359 --> 0:21:47.440
<v Speaker 3>were originally landing, so we can't take off right now.

0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:50.440
<v Speaker 3>And like when you're and I know, all this shit

0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:52.200
<v Speaker 3>is so out of touch for me to be talking about,

0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:54.520
<v Speaker 3>but whatever, I've lived it. Typically, if that would happen

0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:57.320
<v Speaker 3>and you're on a commercial plane, they would probably get

0:21:57.320 --> 0:21:59.280
<v Speaker 3>everyone off the plane and then you'd have to go

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<v Speaker 3>stay at a Hope.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell until they figure it out.

0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:04.080
<v Speaker 3>But because this was a private plane, like and the

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:06.120
<v Speaker 3>captain is right there, he just walks out and announced

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<v Speaker 3>to us like, look, there's a fire.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't land where we were originally going to land.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, is this back at Coachell or this trip?

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<v Speaker 1>This is this trip?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? This happened this trip?

0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:19.199
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and he goes, so where would you like to

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<v Speaker 3>land instead? Like, this is the level of service that

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:24.280
<v Speaker 3>you get.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious on a private jet when you take off?

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<v Speaker 2>Are the rules the same? Do you need to have

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<v Speaker 2>your seat?

0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:32.520
<v Speaker 3>And they did a safety demonstration all that kind of stuff,

0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:36.359
<v Speaker 3>but you can sit anywhere you want. And so I

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:38.040
<v Speaker 3>was just mind blown when he goes, so where do

0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:39.760
<v Speaker 3>you want to land instead? And so they worked it

0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:42.080
<v Speaker 3>out and we figured out like another airport because you

0:22:42.119 --> 0:22:46.480
<v Speaker 3>landed all the little like kind of private runways. But

0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:48.960
<v Speaker 3>because they had to like reroute us, we had to

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<v Speaker 3>wait like an hour and a bit before we could

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<v Speaker 3>take off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was.

0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:55.520
<v Speaker 4>Just sitting there going I could think of far worse

0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:58.760
<v Speaker 4>places to be stuck waiting, and the pilot was like,

0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:01.639
<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry this, We're so sorry, and we're all

0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:04.560
<v Speaker 4>sitting there going this is great, Like we've got a champagne.

0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:06.000
<v Speaker 1>We're on a private plane.

0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:09.360
<v Speaker 2>But again, like they'd be dealing with people going.

0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:10.200
<v Speaker 1>This this is terrible.

0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Yet to ref.

0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:13.919
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I could think of worse places to

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<v Speaker 1>be stuck.

0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:16.479
<v Speaker 3>Like I'll sit on this plane all day, even if

0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:20.080
<v Speaker 3>we don't go anywhere, just because it's nice to sit here. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>onto the trip, we landed in Spain in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>and we went to.

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<v Speaker 1>The fucking hell. We went to see Calvin Harris that night.

0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:33.840
<v Speaker 1>He was awesome.

0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:37.680
<v Speaker 3>We were in like a VIP section, which would have

0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:41.680
<v Speaker 3>cost a lot of money, and then when you're in

0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:43.879
<v Speaker 3>a VIP section, like you get the bottle service and

0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:49.639
<v Speaker 3>all that, and there were these girls like working, you know,

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.520
<v Speaker 3>like there's so many stuff we were at. I can't

0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:54.159
<v Speaker 3>remember how to say it, but it's one of the

0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:56.119
<v Speaker 3>big venues over in Bizer.

0:23:57.200 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 1>You shwire or something like that. It wrong. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>totally forgot about.

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 3>This, but there were these girls working and they came

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:10.280
<v Speaker 3>up to us and they said, do you want a massage?

0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:12.399
<v Speaker 3>Like they were like massage girls, just like walking around

0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:14.040
<v Speaker 3>all the little VIP booths and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Were like, oh, for sure.

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:17.640
<v Speaker 3>So we like sat on the lounge and they sat

0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 3>up behind us and gave us like a three minute

0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 3>little neck massage and then we all got it, like

0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:25.320
<v Speaker 3>all of us in the group, like eight of us.

0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:29.320
<v Speaker 3>And then they go at the end, Okay, that's forty

0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:34.919
<v Speaker 3>euros each. Wow, so like seventy Australian dollars each. And

0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:37.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, you didn't say anything.

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:39.480
<v Speaker 2>About that's where they get hup.

0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so we got fully stitched up on night one.

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:44.679
<v Speaker 3>But we were like, oh, whatever, we're here, we have

0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:47.920
<v Speaker 3>to pay it. But I fully thought that like they

0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:49.760
<v Speaker 3>were just doing it as part of being in the

0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 3>VIP section. Anyway, saw Calvin Harris that night. I've never

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:56.159
<v Speaker 3>seen AJ that drunk in my life. And for the

0:24:56.160 --> 0:24:58.879
<v Speaker 3>first time ever, I saw AJ dance and sing.

0:24:59.240 --> 0:25:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's how drunk he was. Wow.

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:06.080
<v Speaker 1>For contact everyone. I've never seen AJ dance, never heard

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:06.560
<v Speaker 1>him sing.

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:09.400
<v Speaker 2>And what did he sound like? Was it good?

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 1>He was so loud I couldn't really hear. Okay, long

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:14.520
<v Speaker 1>story short, that was the first night.

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:17.320
<v Speaker 3>Second night we just went out for dinner, and then

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:19.600
<v Speaker 3>the third night we went to see Swedish house Mafia.

0:25:19.760 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, fun.

0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I got so drunk, I don't even remember seeing that

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:24.520
<v Speaker 1>we were.

0:25:26.920 --> 0:25:28.920
<v Speaker 3>And we were all like that because we were having

0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:31.879
<v Speaker 3>such a good time, like drinking. I met heaps of

0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:34.280
<v Speaker 3>followers like Rana too, running the people on the other

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:35.080
<v Speaker 3>side of the world.

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:39.160
<v Speaker 2>We all bezarded a meet and greet inside the coliseum.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.400
<v Speaker 2>What but one person asked for a photo. Then someone

0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:42.919
<v Speaker 2>else saw and came over, and then there was a

0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:45.120
<v Speaker 2>line of like seven people and I'm going and they're

0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 2>going where scrollers, I'm going. I'm in the coliseum.

0:25:48.280 --> 0:25:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I ran into people in the airport.

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:52.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what are the odds with how many billions

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 3>of people in the world that you run into someone

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 3>that you know from Australia. Anyway, we spent three days

0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.399
<v Speaker 3>in i Beitha. Then we went on the boat. We

0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 3>were on the boat for eight nights. We started in

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:10.880
<v Speaker 3>this south of France, Saint trepe Uh and then we

0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:15.160
<v Speaker 3>every day would wake up in a new spot, and

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:20.640
<v Speaker 3>we did south of France and then Italy and then

0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:22.600
<v Speaker 3>that was the end of that.

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Everywhere blurred together.

0:26:25.040 --> 0:26:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So did you get much time off the boat really?

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 3>So like yes, like every day. I think we only

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:33.399
<v Speaker 3>had like one or two days where we didn't get

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 3>off the boat.

0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Experience any restaurant closures in South of France. Remember gay

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:40.320
<v Speaker 2>j was very vocal about the restaurant.

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh all the restaurants were very much open.

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but it wasn't the middle of winter twenty years ago.

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:50.480
<v Speaker 3>The best the best place that we went to was

0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:53.919
<v Speaker 3>a place called Lagarette. If you were ever in the

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:56.440
<v Speaker 3>south of France, you must go there.

0:26:57.240 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Was it Spanny? Was it?

0:26:58.600 --> 0:26:58.760
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:26:58.840 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:01.240
<v Speaker 1>Everywhere went was so expensive.

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:05.119
<v Speaker 3>Like before we went, my whole TikTok for you page

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:07.720
<v Speaker 3>was like about how expensive Europe is, and I was

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:10.640
<v Speaker 3>like expecting it.

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 1>The TikTok is not lying.

0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like the most basic thing like one hundred euros for.

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:19.919
<v Speaker 2>A dish, I know, and it's it's And even I noticed,

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:21.560
<v Speaker 2>like you just want to get a coke, that'll cost

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 2>you fifteen Aussie dollars. Yeah, it's like six to seven euros.

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I think about double.

0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:27.520
<v Speaker 3>I think they just charged that because they can. And

0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:30.800
<v Speaker 3>it's a fancy place. But anyway, Lagarette in the South

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 3>of France, I believe it was the best venue by

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:38.959
<v Speaker 3>far in terms of vibes, drinks, food, atmosphere like and

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 3>I just even love like every venue was like day drinking, music, pumping,

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:46.679
<v Speaker 3>dancing on tables and I was I put it on

0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 3>my story, but they were like Australia is in the house,

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:52.960
<v Speaker 3>and then all the Ausia to go wow and like

0:27:53.000 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 3>they were announcing every country anyway. Lagarette was amazing. Then

0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 3>we got off the boat again. I could talk about

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:03.880
<v Speaker 3>this for hours, but like this episode's probably already really long.

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Fucking loved it. I want to go back to Italy.

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:10.639
<v Speaker 3>Like we would always like meet and one of the

0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 3>girls on the boat because the boat was so good,

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 3>you didn't want to get off.

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I thought, that's why I said, you just

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:17.080
<v Speaker 2>spend much time in the south of France, like on

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 2>the actual lamb.

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Myself and one of the girls want to We wanted

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 3>to like see everywhere that we would stop. So the

0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 3>two of us would get on the tender and go

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:27.040
<v Speaker 3>walk around and that was good because then I got

0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:30.480
<v Speaker 3>the opportunity to make little blogs and stuff. But everyone

0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 3>else kind of stayed on the boat a bit more

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:34.639
<v Speaker 3>and then we got off and then we went to

0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Corfu in Greece, which was very chill and relaxed. We

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 3>were there for four nights and then for the final

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 3>four nights, AJ and I went to mick a Oss

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 3>and that was the last four nights when we were alone.

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 3>And I remember when I booked that, I was like, oh,

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Mickinos might feel a bit cliche or

0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 3>like everyone goes there, but I absolutely loved Mickinos.

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Have you been yes?

0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Did you like?

0:28:57.240 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 2>We were talking, well, we were talking about it and

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, it's more of a party island. Yes,

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 2>as we went into the party right, so we wanted

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 2>to more relax So Mikonos. I remember saying to you

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast, if you were going for Hen's party,

0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 2>if you're going for a party, if you're going for

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 2>someone's thirtieth, and they were like, let's all go to Miconos.

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Like whatever. If you went with a group of friends

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 2>on a kantiki, like the vibe was to party, you'd like,

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 2>where were you staying? Just ten minute walk out of.

0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:24.880
<v Speaker 1>The same with us.

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, I found our hotel was very relaxing and then

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 3>you could walk down and.

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 2>It was VI was a party okay.

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Ours was like a boutikuy quiet hotel. Yes, So I

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 3>feel like we got the best of both worlds. I

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 3>would go back to Mikinos in a heartbeat, and the

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 3>best venue that we went to there, which I think

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 3>was my favorite venue of the whole trip, was Scorpios.

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I heard a lot about Scorpiosh, my.

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 1>God, the best food I've ever had in my life.

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>You next to Scorpios, there's a restaurant on the beach there.

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 2>I went to that restaurant and that had really amazing

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 2>food too.

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I think the best food was in Greece.

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:01.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh, one hundred percent, Yeah, one hundred percent. Common misconception

0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:04.880
<v Speaker 2>is that the best food is in Italy. Grease Green

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent has the best food in all of

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Europe that I obviously we went to a lot of countries. Yeah,

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent, Grease is the best food. In fact,

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 2>please tell me you got I want to say it's

0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 2>called saganaki, but it's like a grilled piece of cheese

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 2>with the honey on it and it comes in like

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 2>a skillet. Oh my god. And in fact, all the

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.200
<v Speaker 2>grilled cheese. There's a grilled cheese with like tomato and

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 2>stuff on it as well.

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Best food in Grease oss eating grape fresh.

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Fresh seafood, like you get the salt and pepper, squid

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 2>and stuff of alamari.

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Last night, we literally made Greek food at home because.

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 1>We're so obsessed.

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.080
<v Speaker 2>And you know what's interesting is like then we had

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 2>like a euros over there, which love in Australia every day.

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:55.080
<v Speaker 2>The Euros. Well, I didn't love the euros over there,

0:30:55.200 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 2>but I was like, eh, whereas I loved going out

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 2>to dinner and just getting like the all the actual

0:31:00.760 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Greek like what do they call it, like mess plates

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:04.440
<v Speaker 2>and stuff.

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Like just I have a new appreciation for like Greek

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:08.360
<v Speaker 3>style food.

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Because well that's why I got so much fucking grease

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 2>man hand bag.

0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:15.240
<v Speaker 3>I would normally not go and get like Greek food really,

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 3>but now big fan.

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, I went and bought like obviously always better.

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I always have better at home, but like I

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 3>did a grocery shop on the weekend, I got better cucumber, oregano,

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 3>olive oil, pewter bread.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm doing grease at home.

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, can I say that I will at one go

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 2>to Italy and Greece with you?

0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay? And we are we need to get a yacht.

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:41.680
<v Speaker 2>We'll fucking go ahead.

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't get one on my own.

0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't afford I've got so much. We got

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 2>we got we're planning some holidays, a honeymoon, a fucking

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 2>wedding at the moment. So I've got no money for

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>a yacht now.

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 3>But Google girl will get onto it, gay ja, I mean,

0:31:57.920 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 3>and we'll hit up what was it?

0:31:59.680 --> 0:31:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Hey?

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Hey you yeah, and we will get on there.

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Well technically I think it's Bravo that produce it, but

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 2>how use the streaming channel they use here? Well we'll

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>see what happens because they yeah, just you know, work

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 2>in magic John.

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Yeah, I could do like ten podcasts about the time.

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 2>That's how I felt too, And then I was like,

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>I just need to shut up out because it's awkward.

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously you took it to another level, but

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<v Speaker 2>even just like going to Europe in general. I came

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<v Speaker 2>back and I was like, oh, I want to tell

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<v Speaker 2>everyone about like what I did, but also I know that,

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<v Speaker 2>like people are struggling right now, no one is going

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<v Speaker 2>to Europe. And when I was there, everyone was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you afford to do this? And I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>no kids, two gays, a good budget, saving for years,

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<v Speaker 2>ticking everything off our bugger list, do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? And we work hard to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>do those sorts of things, but also Matt.

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<v Speaker 3>Even though I did get like a few messages of

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<v Speaker 3>people being like, I'm not a fan of you on

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<v Speaker 3>this holiday, blah blah blah, I do have to say

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<v Speaker 3>out of the was like three comments and messages that

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<v Speaker 3>I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually really positively.

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<v Speaker 3>Surprised by how many people went you and AJ fucking

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<v Speaker 3>deserve this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like love to see you and AJ relaxing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I was like thank you, Yeah, yeah, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And if anyone doesn't like that I went on a holiday,

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<v Speaker 3>so be it, because guess what, I'm going to die.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Die one day.

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<v Speaker 2>We all sure life is short?

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<v Speaker 1>Just anyway, ten out of ten.

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<v Speaker 3>And if I had to sum it up in three words,

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<v Speaker 3>big summer blowout.

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<v Speaker 2>Big summer blowout. And you've come back with a fresh energy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that's the craziest thing is that you've

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<v Speaker 2>come back with a fresh energy and you're like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, it's like you're re vitalized. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to use it.

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<v Speaker 1>It might only be for this week.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, I'm going to keep it going. Will you

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<v Speaker 2>go next year? Because I was just gonna say, because

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<v Speaker 2>because I'll talk more about this after the pod because sorry, scrollers,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't want to give you away. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to give you like the hacks because I'm currently

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<v Speaker 2>trying to do the hacks. But once I sealed in

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<v Speaker 2>the hack, then I'll tell you about it. But like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at business class reward flights and stuff. They're

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<v Speaker 2>like eighty K for like business class C eighty K points, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which is nothing. I've got a million, so that's really good, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but you got it. I'm not I'm sealing my legs

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to scroll.

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<v Speaker 1>You take my hat. I want to be doing it

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<v Speaker 1>every mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get the reward flight first, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you how to get them, right, So I

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<v Speaker 2>but obviously you need to plan like twelve months in advance.

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<v Speaker 2>So Sky and I are looking at it now because

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, look, if we can get those airfares locked

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<v Speaker 2>in and of course business hello, if we can get

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<v Speaker 2>those airfares locked in, we'll be able to make the

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<v Speaker 2>rest work, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>And look, I do want to do a euro Summer

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<v Speaker 3>every year, but obviously I'm not going to be able

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<v Speaker 3>to do it to that extent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, but I think Italy and Greece definitely on

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<v Speaker 2>ELIS next time. So if you want to go next year,

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<v Speaker 2>let's let's discuss, because you know, and if we got to,

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<v Speaker 2>if we go together high scrollers on tour heugt scrollers.

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<v Speaker 2>You wrote summer, claim.

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<v Speaker 1>It all on tax, like everyone was saying in my comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I'm sure you'd be able to claim

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<v Speaker 2>some of it. But that's an interesting it's interesting that

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<v Speaker 2>people think we can go on a holiday and claim

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<v Speaker 2>it on tax.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing is, let's say you are claiming anything

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<v Speaker 3>on tax again Big Business episode. Let's say you spend

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred grand on a car and people go, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you can claim it on tax. You still spend one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, you don't get any of it back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's not what claiming it on tax means. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>means it slightly.

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<v Speaker 1>Reduces by a smitheren your tax bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I think people think, like, if I buy

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred thousand dollar car, the government gives me a

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<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you are saying see you later that hundred grand forever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, that's not what it means yeah, anyway, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No. The point is we need to lock in euro

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<v Speaker 2>summer mm hmm. And as soon as I've worked out

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<v Speaker 2>how to get those fucking cheap business class seats and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'll share my secrets with you scrollers. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>until then, we'll see you next Tuesday. Is that handmade

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<v Speaker 2>penis