Speaker 1: We got get in the morning every day Adelaide forty
Speaker 1: bird Day. We've been building up to this thing for
Speaker 1: what almost a couple of months, well like weeks.
Speaker 2: And weeks was yeah, And so last night we gave
Speaker 2: away forty thousand dollars, So forty different people walked home
Speaker 2: with one thousand dollars in their pocket from the district
Speaker 2: at sky City last night. And it was such an
Speaker 2: epic night. It was such a fun night. We had
Speaker 2: a DJ Shep who just like commanded the room.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, Dj Shep, I'll sell you what knows how
Speaker 3: to read a room and take it to the next level.
Speaker 1: That's what we've always said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got some presents, didn't you.
Speaker 1: I think it's some presents as well a cake. Oh
Speaker 1: there was a cake some cards as well, so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just really really nice and really touching. So a
Speaker 1: couple of times we jumped on stage we talked about it.
Speaker 1: It just feels like it was a good collection of friends.
Speaker 1: And the best thing as well is, and you spoke
Speaker 1: about it before, when you meet someone, but you meet
Speaker 1: him for the first time in the flesh, Yes, and
Speaker 1: let's say it's it's John from Old Dinger. You're like,
Speaker 1: we go, I'm John from Moldinger and you're, oh my god,
Speaker 1: really nice.
Speaker 3: That happened about four or five times last night, and
Speaker 3: it happens more and more each and every time we
Speaker 3: do something like this. But everybody who entered, everyone who
Speaker 3: tried to entered, everyone who got exclusive invites, thank you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. And this happened like forty
Speaker 1: times last night. One thousand dollars. It's part of forty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yes from Prospect, Here we is.
Speaker 3: I just love that at one stage there were forty
Speaker 3: people in the CBD cruising around with novelty checks.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, No, it was absolutely epic. What
Speaker 2: was the musical highlight for you?
Speaker 4: Do you think?
Speaker 1: Well? I think it was when bon Jovi was playing
Speaker 1: when I lost my voice. Oh that's right, because you
Speaker 1: know he takes it up a key. I went for it.
Speaker 4: It was some cer mix a lot for me, it was,
Speaker 4: wasn't it.
Speaker 3: And you're more of an interpreted dancer, am I? So
Speaker 3: you sing through your body, so you were really really
Speaker 3: letting it go during that show.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: This is interesting.
Speaker 1: That's what it was all about.
Speaker 2: Probably the highlight of the night was when someone walked
Speaker 2: up to me and Boss Josh and said, is this
Speaker 2: your husband? And so the whole night I was pretending
Speaker 2: to get angry at Boss Josh when he was actually,
Speaker 2: you know, holding hands.
Speaker 4: With his real life girlfriend. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: My husband got confident as well to turn to Boss
Speaker 3: Josh and say you wish jellyfish.
Speaker 1: We all thought that was funny.
Speaker 4: It was a great night, well played everyone involved.
Speaker 5: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know now.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know what news today.
Speaker 4: This is what you need to know. What you need
Speaker 4: to know with Jody and Hady.
Speaker 1: That's sort of half stay on the footy theme, shall we?
Speaker 1: What about this?
Speaker 3: Brandon is Bacher reliable key Defendi port Adelaide has had
Speaker 3: to flee his home in Glen Elgees that's fire threatened
Speaker 3: to set the property of flame. A police investigation is
Speaker 3: underway following the fire in the early hours of the morning.
Speaker 3: This was yesterday, which started with a car that was
Speaker 3: satellite which quickly spread so Zerk Thatcher and his partner
Speaker 3: Abbey lived next door to the units where the fire started.
Speaker 1: They had to evacuate along with their pets. And when
Speaker 1: we say pets, they've got two cats. He's zurck thatcher.
Speaker 6: By the time we opened the door, I reckon, Yeah, just.
Speaker 2: Got to our house.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we got our cats and around out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty scary, definitely. Yeah, it makes your question if
Speaker 1: it's safe to live here now I would be too
Speaker 1: sent word on the cats. They're good, they're good.
Speaker 4: The cats are all fine.
Speaker 1: Two cats are okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's good news, isn't it.
Speaker 2: But poor old Brandon, so he's got no electricity, he's
Speaker 2: got no water in his house.
Speaker 4: Now that's not good preparation for the weekend.
Speaker 1: It's probably not.
Speaker 3: Do you know what though, given the facilities at Port Adelaide,
Speaker 3: brand I just sort of moving.
Speaker 1: Through hour of for a couple of day. Yeah, absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1: Joe's take us through it. You had an interesting day yesterday,
Speaker 1: just sort of rummaging around the courthouse.
Speaker 2: So I had a really interesting one down at Port
Speaker 2: Adelaide at the magistrates court. So we were all waiting.
Speaker 2: When I say we were all waiting, seven nine and
Speaker 2: ten were all camped outside the magistrates court waiting for
Speaker 2: this woman who was accused of stealing twenty five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars worth of goods. We're talking power tools, kids, clothes,
Speaker 2: and there was actually CCTV of her walking out with
Speaker 2: three children loading up a van from this airbnb that
Speaker 2: they rented for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Not very subtle.
Speaker 2: So we're all waiting for her, and I'm an idiot
Speaker 2: because I didn't know what she looked like. As we
Speaker 2: were waiting for her to arrive, and this girl walked in,
Speaker 2: We're all sort of going, oh, is that her?
Speaker 4: Is that her?
Speaker 2: And I'm just I'm like, oh, she's got really nice
Speaker 2: Lorna Jane Tys. Anyway, turns out that was her.
Speaker 1: Did you althose stop her? She's like, oh, you a
Speaker 1: pesky news reproject. Excuse me, excuse me to get your
Speaker 1: You can't please ask you question about your.
Speaker 2: Ties anyway, So then she cottoned on that we're all
Speaker 2: camped outside. She hid it inside the magistrates court for
Speaker 2: an hour.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: So our core cameraon was standing out there holding onto
Speaker 2: these really heavy cameras for an hour and then she
Speaker 2: they were trying to apparently inside the court, find alternative
Speaker 2: ways to get out.
Speaker 4: There are none we've got to go out the front door.
Speaker 2: And so their ingenious solution was to get a high
Speaker 2: views vest that the guy she was with was wearing,
Speaker 2: put it over her head, and then she had two
Speaker 2: bulky blokes try to get past our cameras.
Speaker 1: Oh, that doesn't draw attention at all.
Speaker 2: No, no, And look, I often think what would I
Speaker 2: do if I had to evade the media outside of
Speaker 2: a courthouse?
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 1: You don't do that.
Speaker 2: Because when you do weird stuff like that, then the
Speaker 2: media goes, please, right.
Speaker 1: You're hiding something we want to know about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But the problem was Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: When she came outside of the court because she couldn't
Speaker 2: see anything because she had a high vis overhead, she
Speaker 2: went the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Visibility is it's an issue when you're doing that sort
Speaker 1: of thing.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she jumped in her car and off she went
Speaker 2: in her really nice types and that.
Speaker 4: Was that's goodly for her.
Speaker 2: She has another appearance on the twenty ninth of July,
Speaker 2: and guess what, there's a fair chance everyone will be there.
Speaker 1: And Joe's they excuse me, excuse me, excuse me? Where
Speaker 1: did you get starts from?
Speaker 2: We have a chat about some of the things that
Speaker 2: are illegal across the globe that are quite surprising.
Speaker 1: Yes, and thank you for the heads up in advance.
Speaker 2: You're so welcome, because I would hate for you to
Speaker 2: go to Greece and wear your high heels at historic
Speaker 2: landmarks and damage the fragile mar marble surfaces.
Speaker 4: That's illegal.
Speaker 1: It's illegal. What sort of world are we living in?
Speaker 2: I think I think you're with me, Producer Molly when
Speaker 2: I say I wish they would ban high heels full stop, permanently.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that in terms of comfort or looks or what?
Speaker 2: I'm so over high heels just got to the age rum.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it anymore.
Speaker 1: I assume that wearing high heels is really good for
Speaker 1: you carps.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does it really sort of put some put some strength
Speaker 1: through your Is.
Speaker 2: That why you like to do it on a Saturday night,
Speaker 2: just to strengthen your cars?
Speaker 3: That's not the reason. Okay, the reason I told you
Speaker 3: I do that is very personal. Please don't bring it
Speaker 3: up here.
Speaker 4: Jude's apologies.
Speaker 2: In France, it's still technically illegal to kiss on the
Speaker 2: train platform because otherwise the trains run late.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because correct me if I'm wrong, But because The
Speaker 1: French kiss, obviously is the very very passionate one. That's
Speaker 1: how they kiss in every situation. There's no such thing
Speaker 1: as just a peck. It's a proper French kiss.
Speaker 3: Every time you kiss in France, it's like a fifteen
Speaker 3: to twenty second snog.
Speaker 1: Okay, with tongue mid tongue, no matter who it is
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: And then time the train drives sitting in a guy,
Speaker 4: let's go wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Let's go people, wrap it up, loose leaps and all that.
Speaker 2: You can't ride a horse while you're drunk in Japan,
Speaker 2: I don't think you can ride.
Speaker 4: You can't ride a horse drunk here in Australia can.
Speaker 1: I can't do that here?
Speaker 3: And I reckon a horse and also a bike is similar.
Speaker 3: And then if you get done, I think, if you
Speaker 3: get done riding a bike, you can get that d or.
Speaker 1: I can't you know something like that.
Speaker 4: I think that. I think so I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you don't walk your dog in Italy, that
Speaker 2: is also illegal.
Speaker 1: I really like that. It's good the dogs won that one.
Speaker 2: In they my kids would be locked up forever if
Speaker 2: they if it was illegal to not walk our dog.
Speaker 4: Because every day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, if someone walked the dog yet, and walk
Speaker 2: the dog and they wanted the dog and now they
Speaker 2: want a second dog, Like you don't even walk the
Speaker 2: one you've got.
Speaker 1: This one complains all the time about not being walked.
Speaker 2: Okay, And this is my favorite. In the UK, it
Speaker 2: is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Many times do you see someone with some salmon You're like,
Speaker 1: hang on, war, war, God, I be I'm suspicious doing.
Speaker 4: With that salmon?
Speaker 2: Is that in relation to those spacials that we were
Speaker 2: talking about today, because that feels illegal?
Speaker 1: Who's suspicious? The person or the salmon? Gave you both?
Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir, why are you arousing that salmon? Please?
Speaker 1: Just after the Cardowships.
Speaker 2: Easy Adelaide Crows Vice captain, really proud of the other group.
Speaker 6: Has been out to deal with some challenges, momentum swings
Speaker 6: and always give ourselves an opportunity to win.
Speaker 2: He's a player.
Speaker 6: Kids the Browns, but to us he's just a girl.
Speaker 4: Dad from glen Elk.
Speaker 6: Please welcome with hello Crows a Vice Captain Alex Neil.
Speaker 3: Yes, Alex Neilborn happy to say as well. Joe as
Speaker 3: he comes to us thanks to eighty L Support Services
Speaker 3: for NDIS and Home Support Trust eighty L Support Services,
Speaker 3: Speak enough to rely on, small enough to know your name, Alex,
Speaker 3: Good morning to you, great man.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Hazy Joe. It's great to be sorry missed
Speaker 6: last night mate. I had footy training, but heard you
Speaker 6: had a great birthday party.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Thank you for the shout out yesterday too.
Speaker 4: Yes, appreciate Where was footy training?
Speaker 2: Was it at the adelaid Bobo because you could have
Speaker 2: just ducked over the food.
Speaker 4: It was just at the district.
Speaker 6: It was at West Lakes. Otherwise, mate, I've got Hazy
Speaker 6: forties for the warm down.
Speaker 1: Yes, funny that I was actually at your training. The
Speaker 1: media were there, remember last night that was at three o'clock.
Speaker 4: Nice trial. You missed a good night. Actually it was
Speaker 4: really really good fun. It was outstanding. Gave away forty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Wow, there you go.
Speaker 1: Mate.
Speaker 3: We were talking just before about some of these things,
Speaker 3: these surprising things that are legal in different countries, and
Speaker 3: you said, look, I've done something in a different country
Speaker 3: which is very legal, which I didn't know about. So
Speaker 3: the mic is yours. Are you about to have.
Speaker 1: Your Vice captaincy stripped up for this comment? What have you?
Speaker 6: When's the exity? I was in the Philippines a few
Speaker 6: years ago and I had no idea that this was
Speaker 6: the thing over there. But we went to the wrong
Speaker 6: terminal when we were flying to a smaller island in
Speaker 6: the Philippines. So we we've gone to check in and
Speaker 6: they're like, oh, no, you're got the wrong terminal. The
Speaker 6: other terminal was a fifteen minute drive, so we're panic stations. Yeah,
Speaker 6: let's get there as quick as we can. Happy to
Speaker 6: pay as much money as you need so we can
Speaker 6: get this flight. So we run out the front of
Speaker 6: the terminal with our luggage. So your taxi, hey, mate,
Speaker 6: can you take us to the next terminal. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: no worries, jump in. So we jump in there.
Speaker 4: That's how he spoke. The taxi driver.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got four shorts and thugs and he's come
Speaker 6: out and he's I can get you there for fifty
Speaker 6: dollars and it's a few hundred meters. Were like, no worries, mate,
Speaker 6: just whatever it takes. So we sit down and put
Speaker 6: our seat belts on. Within seconds, all four doors have
Speaker 6: been slung open, and it's the federal police on the
Speaker 6: Philippines getting this poke, rushering him out the car. He's
Speaker 6: over the bonnet getting arrested, and he's a fake taxi driver.
Speaker 6: We had no idea that these things existed, so it
Speaker 6: a fake little monitor, a fake little sign on the
Speaker 6: taxi driver. And the thing was me and my trouble buddy.
Speaker 6: We're sitting in the back of the car, still like
Speaker 6: are we getting arrested or who takeing us to the
Speaker 6: terminal because we need.
Speaker 1: It right, unbelievably scared.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a movie. It was. It was generally
Speaker 6: something like out of a movie. And we got the
Speaker 6: bloke got sitting in the back of a van and
Speaker 6: we ended up having a sprint across the terminal to
Speaker 6: get out. Yeah, we did, just but I don't remember.
Speaker 6: I blacked out.
Speaker 2: The panic when you realize you're in the wrong terminal
Speaker 2: at an international airport is real.
Speaker 6: It's maam.
Speaker 1: Also on the piece of paper with a crayon on
Speaker 1: it that said taxi, which was spelled rob was a
Speaker 1: bit of a good way, but you're jumping anyway.
Speaker 6: It was t Akaki always said sorry, boys, we'll see
Speaker 6: you next time.
Speaker 1: He's getting cuffs, Alex. We stick around because there's a
Speaker 1: few things we need to talk about. One is the
Speaker 1: Alex Newbulling Cup you're playing in shrold Mob.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: First intriguing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I want to know how you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, you're going to upgrade someone to the bunker. We've
Speaker 3: been giving away tickets all week to the Crows and
Speaker 3: d's best way to watch the food is probably via
Speaker 3: the bunker. Yeah, and you're going to make that upgrade next.
Speaker 3: Very generous, and we're.
Speaker 2: Going to talk about that bunker because apparently you've got
Speaker 2: a few teammates who didn't realize that there were other
Speaker 2: people on the other side of it.
Speaker 1: Alex.
Speaker 6: Not on the memo.
Speaker 1: Alex is gonna name names, but we will.
Speaker 6: Easy.
Speaker 4: Adelaine, Crows Vice Captain, really proud of the.
Speaker 6: How the group has been out to deal with some challenges,
Speaker 6: momentum swings and always give ourselves an opportunity to win.
Speaker 1: He's the player, kid's the Day's the Browns.
Speaker 6: But he's just a girl.
Speaker 4: Dad from Glen Elk.
Speaker 7: Please welcome, Hello Crows a vice captain Alex.
Speaker 1: Coming to us thanks to our very good friends at
Speaker 1: ADL support services. It is the Alex Nilborn Cup. This
Speaker 1: Sunday Demons be the Crows. How does this make you feel?
Speaker 1: This is you spent a lot of your life at
Speaker 1: the Demons.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's It's going to be an interesting one. More
Speaker 6: so because I've never played a game of footy at
Speaker 6: the highest level where I know everyone, their strengths, their weaknesses.
Speaker 6: Well they kick on so well, so to almost be
Speaker 6: like the most completed team that I've played within against
Speaker 6: in a way of how I understand them.
Speaker 2: Do you expect to have a target on your back
Speaker 2: in terms of physical and verbal chirping?
Speaker 6: I think the verbals always a given, but the physicality
Speaker 6: not so much. We are left there on great terms,
Speaker 6: got some great.
Speaker 4: Friendships and you're about to find out how.
Speaker 1: Read what you want. But what I'm saying is Alex
Speaker 1: Nilbulan says that Melbourne soft that when they won't be
Speaker 1: physically at all. There's see what he did there?
Speaker 4: See he's the king at things?
Speaker 3: So what about this? How on earth? And can you
Speaker 3: get in the head of Maxcorn? Because I would have
Speaker 3: thought each and you would have seen it obviously as
Speaker 3: a player. But each and every week, whoever comes up
Speaker 3: against Maxcorn. It's like, how the hell do you stop
Speaker 3: this bloke?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he unlocked that early in the way of seventeen.
Speaker 6: Teams come after him every game and he's always got
Speaker 6: this ability where he knows it's coming, he embraces and
Speaker 6: I think that almost makes him the player is because
Speaker 6: every weekend the best players in the camp get targeted
Speaker 6: and he's won every week that the opposition coach circles
Speaker 6: his name and he just rises to the occasions. But
Speaker 6: this time it'll be yeah, I'm on the other end
Speaker 6: of it. So yeah, we'll see how he goes.
Speaker 4: We're backing in big Riley O'Brien, aren't we.
Speaker 1: He's been a very good form Big Rock.
Speaker 2: We see Riley O'Brien because his legs are shaped in
Speaker 2: a really weird fashion.
Speaker 4: How was he upright and playing football?
Speaker 6: Well, he actually has said that it's not a miracle,
Speaker 6: but the way he moves now and plays footy, his
Speaker 6: body wasn't meant to be able to do that in
Speaker 6: the way it does. So for him to be running
Speaker 6: like he does now, he puts so much time in
Speaker 6: his work and his body and yeah, yeah, he's certainly
Speaker 6: an athlete, like looks after himself so well, and he's
Speaker 6: got the chiseled look. But he's an absolute workhorse too, Robbie,
Speaker 6: but his knees to do a click together when he runs.
Speaker 1: He's a lovely bloke too, isn't.
Speaker 6: He ten out of ten? Like beautiful human someone at
Speaker 6: the footy club. He connects the young guys, young players
Speaker 6: with the older players so well, like he's you'll see
Speaker 6: him out down the road for a coffee of the
Speaker 6: youngest player on the list, or he'll be having dinner
Speaker 6: that night with the oldest player in them like.
Speaker 2: A buddy system at primary school, isn't it with the
Speaker 2: year sixers? Look after the reception that's so huge, that's
Speaker 2: very nice.
Speaker 4: All right, we've got a little upgrade to give away here.
Speaker 6: Let's do it. Yes, bunker, what a spot that is
Speaker 6: to watch footy?
Speaker 1: Yah, So take us through it from the players perspective.
Speaker 3: So what comes with the bunker is you know, Cannopy
Speaker 3: is all this four hour drink package, et cetera. But
Speaker 3: one of the things is you go down and you
Speaker 3: can watch the players warm up.
Speaker 1: But you can't You guys can't see a think can
Speaker 1: you or can you?
Speaker 6: Na?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: So it only took me probably four or five weeks
Speaker 6: playing at a look at this mirror as.
Speaker 1: You walk out the kisses to the mirror.
Speaker 6: And then one time I got real close up to
Speaker 6: it as we're coming up the race, and out of
Speaker 6: the corner of my eye, I can see a silhouette. Yeah,
Speaker 6: there's people in there. Yeah, watching us warm up. You're
Speaker 6: pretty much in the bunker. You're pretty much in our
Speaker 6: three man weave handball game, handble warm up pre game,
Speaker 6: So it'd be an absolute great experience, and you might
Speaker 6: even make eye contact with a few of the players.
Speaker 6: We don't know we're making eye contact with you, but
Speaker 6: you're seeing us just before you run out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, was there anyone falling victim to thinking it
Speaker 2: was a mirror?
Speaker 6: Oh? Look, there's probably a few that have a quick
Speaker 6: glance to make sure they're looking as they run up
Speaker 6: the race. There's probably a couple between the numbers one
Speaker 6: and two.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have been spotted Chase Jones looking.
Speaker 6: At you, Keyzy, If I look like that old too
Speaker 6: one to we're having this conversation off fair Keezy.
Speaker 1: Let's just say I think God was in a good
Speaker 1: movie when you put Kezy together.
Speaker 4: Well, you're talking to a female, it doesn't go unnoticed.
Speaker 1: So we all agree on that.
Speaker 4: All right, shall we go to Lockie from Old Roanella.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Lockie?
Speaker 6: Are you good, good, lucky big crows man.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, that's what long long term.
Speaker 4: Favorite player, Lockie. A lot of pressure.
Speaker 2: Actually, well maybe Lockie, you can make a little bit
Speaker 2: of eye contact to Kezy when he walks up to
Speaker 2: the mirror and starts doing his hair.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, a lucky We've got some good news for you.
Speaker 3: So you have been hand picked by the great Alex
Speaker 3: Nilbull and you are heading to not just the game
Speaker 3: to see the Crows absolutely smash the Dements, but you're
Speaker 3: doing it in the Banker. So congratulations to you, mate.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's awesome, well.
Speaker 4: Done, Congratulations lucky, awesome Craze.
Speaker 3: I've got to say, mate, just another quick word on there.
Speaker 3: You guys are absolutely flying. You must be feeling good
Speaker 3: and you won't sad and Matthew Nicks won't say it,
Speaker 3: but you're sitting beautifully in the top four. We're all
Speaker 3: starting to think about finals. You'll take it one week
Speaker 3: at a time, I get it. But you guys must
Speaker 3: be feeling good and you're a bloke who's played in
Speaker 3: the Premiership.
Speaker 1: So you know what it's all about it this time
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So we've started the second half of the year
Speaker 6: now and that for us is we've got to ensure
Speaker 6: that we continue to improve because as you see last
Speaker 6: night there's teams who were starting to get some form
Speaker 6: with some bulldogs. Three quarters it's a tight game and
Speaker 6: then they can blow it away. So yep, we've just
Speaker 6: got to have the mindset of continuing to rock up
Speaker 6: each week and also continue to build trust within ourselves. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we want to make sure we're heading in the direction
Speaker 6: when the end of the year comes up. We've given
Speaker 6: ourselves the best shot.
Speaker 4: Stunning perfect. Thank you for joining us as always, it
Speaker 4: is a pleasure.
Speaker 6: Thanks team, great to see you all.
Speaker 3: Make sure you watched the Crows take on the Demons
Speaker 3: on Sunday, Life and Free on seven and seven plus.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, we say it so often, Joe's and I
Speaker 3: swear by it. Best time of the week when we
Speaker 3: get to speak to Ryan Fitzi Fitzgerald Fitzi straight off
Speaker 3: the bat, can I say thank you so much for
Speaker 3: the birthday message mate yesterday.
Speaker 1: I very much appreciated it.
Speaker 5: God guys, I am so hungover. That's what I would
Speaker 5: That's what I would have sounded like if I was
Speaker 5: at your birthday last night. But unfortunate night. Sorry, hazy.
Speaker 1: I was away with work and working and.
Speaker 5: I couldn't make it. But happy fortieth mate, That was
Speaker 5: the least I could.
Speaker 1: Do with that message. It wasn't a good night. Did
Speaker 1: you guys enjoy it? Hang on, I'm looking on Instagram.
Speaker 1: WA's your footy train last night?
Speaker 5: Jesus damn. That's where social media catches.
Speaker 1: Up with you. It was a lot of fun. It
Speaker 1: was so much fun, so good to catch up with
Speaker 1: everyone we did in the district. Well, so it was
Speaker 1: an absolute hoot.
Speaker 5: Yeah mate, do you well? How do you feel? I mean,
Speaker 5: can you recover like harder when you hit forty?
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: It's not just my head that hurts today. It's my knees,
Speaker 3: it's my chilles, it's everything else.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what. I'm also backed up. When
Speaker 1: does that happen before? What's going on?
Speaker 5: I know it's not fair. Is there is there a
Speaker 5: word for male menopause? Jody?
Speaker 6: Do we do we get it? Like?
Speaker 7: I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. I don't know the exact medical term.
Speaker 2: I just think it's just bitching. Yeah, that's all there
Speaker 2: is for you guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what hazy we are do for
Speaker 5: a midlife crisis? Do you want to go halves in
Speaker 5: a in a convertible car or what are we going to?
Speaker 1: What are we going to get or where are we
Speaker 1: going to go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as it's red and can be one
Speaker 3: of those old school masters. Because when I see a
Speaker 3: middle aged man cruising around with those tiny, little red
Speaker 3: convertible massages, I think that's so cool man, that's so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think he's just going to switch off
Speaker 2: his midlife crisis a little bit. Most men will go
Speaker 2: for their young blonde secretary in their twenties. He's going
Speaker 2: for a young Port Adelaide footballer called Jason horn Francis.
Speaker 4: He's going to start something up with him.
Speaker 1: I reckon, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 5: Why don't we get a panel then? Why don't we
Speaker 5: get one of those originals? Oh yes, yeah, y you
Speaker 5: drove them down the sp Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure if it's the pass the age of
Speaker 3: forty two blokes cruise around in a panel van is
Speaker 3: a little bit suspicious, so they start following you around,
Speaker 3: just wondering what your intentions are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, CROs on the weekend on Sunday, by how much
Speaker 2: is the question? Well?
Speaker 5: You know what, I just I get nervous when we
Speaker 5: start talking like this. I mean I was nervous against
Speaker 5: Richmond last week and the boys played very well. But
Speaker 5: we are We're in a good spot at the moment.
Speaker 5: We're very well drilled, and that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: Do you know the best thing about the Crows at
Speaker 1: the moment, I think.
Speaker 5: Everyone's bored here.
Speaker 1: There's some leaf now that they can do it.
Speaker 5: So yeah, look, it's going to be injured. Look, the
Speaker 5: D's are in the best spot at the moment. They
Speaker 5: are struggling. But I just want to get to September,
Speaker 5: I really do. I just look what I would love
Speaker 5: when an opportunity of finishing if we can finish second
Speaker 5: and get a home final and a double chance, Oh
Speaker 5: my gosh, in a great position. But we've still got
Speaker 5: a lot of work to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, said Ryan Fitzer.
Speaker 2: You should address the players before they run out on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Do you know, do you know I get really nervy.
Speaker 5: I do, And even at port Lunger because there's a
Speaker 5: couple of times.
Speaker 1: Where Jars will ask me to talk to the players,
Speaker 1: and for some reason, when it comes to motivating, I can't.
Speaker 6: I can't do it. I can't even motivate my own
Speaker 6: kids to freaking clean their rooms.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lit alone, grown men.
Speaker 1: It's very controversial as well. Fit See when you're trying
Speaker 1: to yell out to your kids on the field and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you get these vision of Rodney
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he used to he used to yell and
Speaker 5: spit into my face and two centimeters away. And I'll
Speaker 5: tell you what if there's a man that should be
Speaker 5: an ambassador for third chair wiges of that guy because he's.
Speaker 6: Bread trigger trigger.
Speaker 4: Point, trigger point.
Speaker 5: You know what did he say to Will Mincon. I
Speaker 5: can't even repeat the word.
Speaker 1: It's just Leon Cameron the background. Rocket rocket, rocket, We
Speaker 1: can't think, we can't think. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 5: He claimed that that audio was give me a break, mate,
Speaker 5: give me a break.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us. I know you're
Speaker 2: in a little break now, so enjoy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, beautiful guys, have a great break yourself.
Speaker 3: Happy forty Thank you, Fitzzy, Matilda Garrett joins us.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Tilly.
Speaker 4: Hello, thanks for having me Tilly.
Speaker 2: It's been a wild ride this season, hasn't it. There's
Speaker 2: been plenty of upsuns, plenty of games that you probably
Speaker 2: should have won that you didn't, and you need to
Speaker 2: apologize to this man, Andrew Hayes. My mood is dictated
Speaker 2: to whether your fin or loss, and so it's been
Speaker 2: quite the rollercoaster for you.
Speaker 1: About that.
Speaker 4: Wow, you were saying it's been a little bit frustrating,
Speaker 4: hasn't it?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Absolutely, I think just because I know how good
Speaker 7: our team is and a lot of the games that
Speaker 7: we have lost, it's just been due to moments. And
Speaker 7: obviously our league is so good that if you make
Speaker 7: a mistake, other teams capitalize on it. And you know
Speaker 7: that's the difference between winning and losing.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And so what are the permutations you need to
Speaker 2: win the last two to guarantee But it may come
Speaker 2: down to the final round of sun Corpse super Netball
Speaker 2: taking on the Sunshine Coast Lightning. So it'll come down
Speaker 2: to you two, won't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 7: There's three of us that are competing for third and fourth,
Speaker 7: So I think I mean Vixen's technically could jump out
Speaker 7: of the four, but.
Speaker 6: That would mean they'd have to lose their next two rounds.
Speaker 7: So yeah, we just need to win the next two
Speaker 7: and we won't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: We'll be in finals.
Speaker 3: So you guys are old hands at this as well,
Speaker 3: So if you managed to do it, this would be
Speaker 3: what the first time it's ever happened in super netball.
Speaker 1: History, isn't it. That's a three thread.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know this time this season, you must
Speaker 3: have some confidence knowing that you guys know exactly what
Speaker 3: to do when the heat's coming.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean, I guess if you look at our team,
Speaker 7: we've got a bit of finals experience in it and
Speaker 7: a lot of experienced players now that have played for
Speaker 7: a few seasons. So yeah, hopefully if we win the
Speaker 7: next two games, then we can shake up the finals.
Speaker 2: Because I want to ask you about Shamira Stirling Humphrey,
Speaker 2: who's probably the best nitballer in the world. She was
Speaker 2: your little back line teammatee. What was your reaction when
Speaker 2: you found out she was pregnant.
Speaker 7: I was just so happy for her because I know
Speaker 7: that she's always wanted to be a mum and you
Speaker 7: can see how happy she was when she was announcing
Speaker 7: it to us.
Speaker 4: And got a bit teary.
Speaker 7: But yeah, and she's obviously one of the best defenders
Speaker 7: in the world and I love playing with her, so
Speaker 7: I've definitely missed her. But it's also been such a
Speaker 7: great opportunity to play with Laddie and also Sannah meet
Speaker 7: a new teammate, and yeah, it's just created opportunities for
Speaker 7: us to try and win balls in different ways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a better reaction than my husband had because
Speaker 2: he was sponsoring her this season. Oh you're pregnant, Well
Speaker 2: you're still a shot to make finals, and you guys
Speaker 2: are doing so well to cover for her.
Speaker 4: Loss, and you're killing it back there as well with.
Speaker 6: That, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can we just say as well, please don't get distracted
Speaker 3: when you're hearing someone who's going berserk in the crowd
Speaker 3: against the Mavicks.
Speaker 4: You're hearing that's okay, that's certainly not how I talk.
Speaker 1: For a joy and it comes from a good place.
Speaker 1: It's coming from her heart.
Speaker 7: As long as we win for you and then she'll
Speaker 7: be having on Monday.
Speaker 4: That's so true.
Speaker 2: I was telling you off here that I got nearly
Speaker 2: got booted off my own couch at home for supporting
Speaker 2: far too loudly.
Speaker 4: You need to settle down, calm down.
Speaker 1: That's the bashion we're talking about.
Speaker 6: Now we can hear they keep that. Thanks for stopping by,
Speaker 6: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Hey wait, are you so anxious? What's going on here?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Come on?
Speaker 4: Are you sobbing into your ice latte this morning?
Speaker 1: Because I know what those salty tears you going to
Speaker 1: ruin your latte? Stop it?
Speaker 2: Okay, so Battle of the Bangers this week. You just
Speaker 2: to context this. We both wanted the same song, but
Speaker 2: you were a fraction of a second quicker in selecting it.
Speaker 1: Early Bird gets worm, the early Bird got Blink one
Speaker 1: A two from the year two thousand. So Jos was
Speaker 1: left this great song brutal most girls from you.
Speaker 4: I just feel like it hadn't been any other pink song.
Speaker 4: I was a chump.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? She's got some great tunes. That's
Speaker 1: not one of them. In my opinion, of course, your
Speaker 1: humble opinion.
Speaker 2: I have it one, yes, yeah, exactly, put the pants
Speaker 2: off you.
Speaker 4: I could all right produce smilely.
Speaker 1: Okay, you read you want drum roll? Do we need
Speaker 1: one yea.
Speaker 4: Sixty seven percent of the votes. The winner this week
Speaker 4: is Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: That's literally quite close.
Speaker 2: When I choose to take away from that is I
Speaker 2: had thirty three percent of the vote.
Speaker 4: That's that's awful.
Speaker 1: They're good.
Speaker 3: I think we call that sympathy votes. Takes us to
Speaker 3: eleven nine. Now here's your winning song for Battle of Bangers.
Speaker 1: Small