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Speaker 1: cheers fight.
Speaker 2: I've always did that anyway, turned you up, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: you're quite by nature, you are, and you're naughty by nature,
Speaker 2: quiet by nature, my one.
Speaker 1: You held that, you held that tone very well. I
Speaker 1: said before you've missed your you've missed your colleague. You
Speaker 1: waste yourself on rugby league. You should have been this,
Speaker 1: you should have been a singer.
Speaker 3: I can see he wasted himself.
Speaker 2: To say I wasted myself, that's quite harsh on wasted.
Speaker 2: But I did play nineteen games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nineteen first grade.
Speaker 3: Over six years.
Speaker 1: But what no, no, what I mean was? I mean?
Speaker 1: I mean you still have You've still got the ability
Speaker 1: former band and have a have a music career. You
Speaker 1: can see it, and I'll be your back up. Many
Speaker 1: your tear has fallen.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 3: Be your woman that I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's let the bodies hit the floor. Have we started? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We have. We started.
Speaker 2: The longer we talk about this, now the shorter we
Speaker 2: have to talk about others.
Speaker 1: You have a pulp fiction that is overkill? Did that
Speaker 1: that is a good?
Speaker 3: Is that a question?
Speaker 1: Without notice? Possibly the greatest music soundtrack?
Speaker 3: That's a good? Do you know what else is good?
Speaker 1: Jungle Bug the Jungle Book?
Speaker 2: You know what is actually a really good soundtrack and
Speaker 2: it's unpopular opinion. You aren't like a dad high school musical?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about that. Boogie Knights.
Speaker 1: Boogie Knights is beauty a little beaulty hairspray.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Can we keep speaking of Kapa? Can we talk about Kappa?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you see Kapa got banned from there all AFL
Speaker 2: venues for five years?
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 2: Apparently last year's Brisbane Lions Grand Final, he got a
Speaker 2: little bit intoxicated. I think he was acting up and
Speaker 2: then they kicked him out and apparently on his way
Speaker 2: out here was going in the house.
Speaker 1: What was one of his call? They called him the whizz.
Speaker 2: Pretty harsh for five years venues and that's been pretty
Speaker 2: bad what he did in the mcg like, you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't go to the cricket concerts.
Speaker 1: Can't go Amy Park, That doesn't count. He'll be at
Speaker 1: the Storm games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen him in the sheds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were there when he was in there last time.
Speaker 3: What you doing there? You're going?
Speaker 2: You can imagine Garry was in thereflection and I turned
Speaker 2: up to with him in his pocket interview him at
Speaker 2: his neighborhood.
Speaker 1: He was standing there and we jumped out of the cars, whizz,
Speaker 1: how are you doing boys? How? He had leather pants on,
Speaker 1: black shirt, necklace, had these like sort of red boots
Speaker 1: almost like ankle sized ankle high basketball shoes. And he goes,
Speaker 1: just wait, he boys are just going to go for
Speaker 1: a fifteen minute run. And he took off pants. And
Speaker 1: when when I run with his in his leather pants
Speaker 1: and came back sweating up, and we're like yeah right,
Speaker 1: and he goes, boys, come on, give a tour of
Speaker 1: the house. Have I guess what it's worth? A lot
Speaker 1: of money? Boys took us the next door to meet
Speaker 1: his neighbors.
Speaker 4: Everything what suburban Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Not sure what's his exact address?
Speaker 1: He gets handed off to people that Cordons that year too.
Speaker 5: You also did Ross Clark Jones who was madder Ross
Speaker 5: Clark Jones or Warwick Kappas.
Speaker 1: Ross is just got big horness. So like people says
Speaker 1: like it's just because mate, It's like he hasn't got
Speaker 1: the fiar Jean doesn't sit there where Kappa is mad.
Speaker 4: Ethnicity.
Speaker 1: His mum was from Borneo, I believe.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: The honey your man shout out to speaking of all
Speaker 5: a bunch of surfers too. The Fanning Golf contest was
Speaker 5: on last week. We missed it a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we couldn't go this year, but now they have it.
Speaker 2: You know what Mick did say to me last year,
Speaker 2: bring your old men out, and then when they contact
Speaker 2: me this year to get us back up again, no
Speaker 2: mention of you. So I didn't push. I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to seal me and Jack's fate. But
Speaker 2: unfortunately we had something we couldn't.
Speaker 1: Go, but no problem. Would be very fun, No worries, Mick.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's to do anyway, mate.
Speaker 4: Well you do have a radio show on a Friday morning, man,
Speaker 4: you do, but you can do it from up there.
Speaker 2: I was going to do radio from there.
Speaker 4: He does it till midday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't fear the you need someone else to do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not called Morning Glory with Maddie John's
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 4: Hang on? I came up with that name.
Speaker 3: Yes it is, did you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: It is called so they can't replace it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just a cool different name. Benny Hogarth can
Speaker 1: fill in or Dennon call it.
Speaker 4: What would they rename it?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's up to them.
Speaker 3: I won't be sleeping.
Speaker 2: You can imagine ratings you're not on you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, plummeting. I've heard, I've listened to the show.
Speaker 2: You hold that show together.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I reckon Dave rick It could be
Speaker 3: Mornings with Dave Ricky.
Speaker 1: He could probably just do it on it the other week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on it.
Speaker 4: Very good feedback.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 5: It was my first appearance in a whole I come
Speaker 5: out of the come out of the would work every
Speaker 5: now and then.
Speaker 1: It was a very Italian theme. You and Ricky on there.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you really need to get Ricky el his
Speaker 5: own sting because every time you go on, because he
Speaker 5: feels in for Webby every now and then and then
Speaker 5: he comes on has a segment Ricky O's rant and
Speaker 5: you never give him a sting and.
Speaker 1: You always talk about straight stings and intro ou to people.
Speaker 3: So yeah, which I know a lot about Jack.
Speaker 2: Jack literally learned what the term sting two weeks ago,
Speaker 2: and now he's saying it like all the listeners.
Speaker 3: In the car. Now like radio sensibility, you've got.
Speaker 1: To explain things for the people.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 1: It's such a play on playoff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was telling me that I need to bring mostings,
Speaker 5: so I brought my own sting in and then for
Speaker 5: the next like week, Cooper reckons like every day, I
Speaker 5: just bring up the stings.
Speaker 2: Talk about stings with conversation was annoying.
Speaker 1: Intro question, intro question on Trish come up with this
Speaker 1: on the back of.
Speaker 4: Actually I didn't. It was one of our listeners listeners
Speaker 4: his name, but thank.
Speaker 1: You, and they think they're clever doing this, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's left quite an impact on me on the back
Speaker 1: of me sneaking off and being called playing the poker
Speaker 1: machines on a romantic weekend away. But see Trish wrote
Speaker 1: that romantic week in a way, it wasn't about a
Speaker 1: romantic weekend away.
Speaker 4: They were his words.
Speaker 1: Well, let me just it was not a romantic weekend away.
Speaker 4: It certainly was.
Speaker 1: It was it was a weekend of fun and for volity.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately Trish just wanted her fun and for volity. If
Speaker 1: there was a John's Family themed poker machine, what symbol
Speaker 1: would trigger the feature?
Speaker 4: Could I go first? Because I really like Ryan?
Speaker 1: Get it? The other way?
Speaker 4: You'd have to get how many? How many of these
Speaker 4: things do you need?
Speaker 1: Three vibrators?
Speaker 4: Okay, well I want three twerking Regger's Red Dagan's working
Speaker 4: like mobile in footage shorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shorts, a red dragon theme one.
Speaker 2: Actually, it would be very good.
Speaker 3: I'd play it. Yeah, I play it.
Speaker 4: And when when you like you get the feature with
Speaker 4: you and get your three you know, in your face
Speaker 4: with his last when he gets the fos, talk to us,
Speaker 4: who are the poke machine people?
Speaker 1: Aristocrat down the road? I know literally what after this?
Speaker 1: Let's hop in the car, let's get down to Aristocrat.
Speaker 1: Let's throw carves on the table.
Speaker 3: Well I had I actually had three of this.
Speaker 2: If three of this person showed up, it make your day.
Speaker 2: Because this bloke, he is what epitomizes the John's Family.
Speaker 3: I had three.
Speaker 2: Gary Johnson's, Yeah, I think you had three. Gary Johnson's
Speaker 2: holding it two years old. Erup when he's doing it,
Speaker 2: just about to smash it over the top of his head.
Speaker 2: If he was a horse breeder, I heard you you
Speaker 2: were saying it the other day, or I think Joey
Speaker 2: was someone was saying John Hoppowardi, He's produced that many athletes,
Speaker 2: like if he was a horse, you'd be able to
Speaker 2: breed him, and you just breed him until he dropped dead.
Speaker 2: Garry John's is the exact same. People don't give Gary
Speaker 2: the credit for his jeans and his no no no,
Speaker 2: call Matthew superstar in his own right, Andrew john superstar
Speaker 2: in his own right, Jack John's starr in his own right.
Speaker 3: And then you get to the apex me myself.
Speaker 2: I eventually came from Gaza's.
Speaker 5: Well, we all know that the good jeens didn't come
Speaker 5: from Gary. From the way name's kicking on, definitely come
Speaker 5: from Gail.
Speaker 4: She offers a lot.
Speaker 1: She's in great nick and sister sister Kate. She was
Speaker 1: a hell of a nipple player. She was a representative
Speaker 1: standard nepple.
Speaker 2: I think she was also captains not going as girls
Speaker 2: teams and she broke some bits.
Speaker 1: That's right, yes, like but just for one second, touched
Speaker 1: on gazz and two he's old to his old keep going.
Speaker 1: It was like a family thing there for a second. No,
Speaker 1: they are the jeans. The good genes come from my
Speaker 1: grandmother on my dad's side.
Speaker 4: She was She's park named after her.
Speaker 1: Yes, she has park in football field in Cary Caine
Speaker 1: named after John's Park. And so she was a champion
Speaker 1: tennis player, champion netballer. And you go past the netple
Speaker 1: courts and there is Molly something courts and that was
Speaker 1: her cousin. So yeah, yeah, she was very very good sportswoman. Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well my poke machine symbol, Yeah, well I had
Speaker 5: two here for you, I had three.
Speaker 3: I had three. Stephen the Manchild to trigger a feature.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course that's Dad's character from his Channel seven.
Speaker 1: Did you know High was in that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because John was playing for me, because I
Speaker 3: was in I was.
Speaker 2: So if you've never seen the skip where Steven the Manchild,
Speaker 2: I will get it up on YouTube afterwards. But Dad
Speaker 2: plays against Hoppo. It's like when two man childs meet
Speaker 2: and Lehigh was in the side that Hopple was in
Speaker 2: manly Cove and I was in the harbor side that
Speaker 2: you're in. So like four very good athletes out of
Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I've had a bit of the clip where skip the
Speaker 1: skippy pilot, just Tony Bonner, who's who's stupid? And child's
Speaker 1: father Stephen looks over and s's hopper hopper shaving and
Speaker 1: he just goes to scalp us up a tree. Yes, Stephen, Stephen,
Speaker 1: get down here.
Speaker 2: Tell you what it is a very accurate representation of
Speaker 2: junior forty. Because I tell you right, people look at
Speaker 2: it and go, this is unfrealistic.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: You get a big kid in a team who never
Speaker 2: plays against another big kid. They run through the team,
Speaker 2: they finally come up against another big kid who might
Speaker 2: be a little bit tougher, and the equally as big
Speaker 2: kid goes to water.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen that many a time. Generally they've got
Speaker 3: a father with little man syndrome into him too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let me tell this some great lesson for
Speaker 2: the kids, because if the thing I always was, they
Speaker 2: can't run without legs. So when you come up against
Speaker 2: a bigger than that defender, you go low and tackle.
Speaker 2: I don't know why people don't say that more.
Speaker 3: Why do you do it?
Speaker 4: Because it's that you want to like take their legs.
Speaker 1: I've got to say they are the harder they fall.
Speaker 1: Drop that one down anymore? What else you got? My
Speaker 1: my baker machine? The feature is going to be me
Speaker 1: facing a wall in handcuffs and Trish with a whip
Speaker 1: just whipping in the back.
Speaker 4: I had a better thought that was going somewhere else.
Speaker 6: Then finger in the day stick? Should we share?
Speaker 4: Serious?
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry that was so.
Speaker 2: Discuss I put these mics. They don't have like like
Speaker 2: you in the in the radio or TV. He doesn't
Speaker 2: have to edit.
Speaker 1: Leave it.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting. No, must be beaped.
Speaker 3: Won't beeping a burp?
Speaker 2: Is that where we're Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, it's disgusting. Some people actually would be really highly
Speaker 4: repulsed by that, to the point of vomit. A friend
Speaker 4: who cannot bear and it is actually a condition, and
Speaker 4: about four members of her family have it. She can't
Speaker 4: bear to hear people eating chewing. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: people like that.
Speaker 2: It's actually is that bell?
Speaker 1: What's the matter that? In Bacile?
Speaker 4: But a couple of the other kids have it too,
Speaker 4: and I think it's only like her son has it.
Speaker 4: She has it, but her husband doesn't have it, so
Speaker 4: and one of the other kids doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: But rebuttle wise, can I make her a bottle?
Speaker 2: Do you think Master Chef would beep every time Gordon
Speaker 2: Ramsay goes to taste food just because Beck doesn't like
Speaker 2: hearing the sound of her chewing.
Speaker 4: It's a show about food. This isn't a show about
Speaker 4: food or other bodily functions.
Speaker 1: It's a nerve tr trish burping. It's like opinions. Everyone
Speaker 1: offers one occasionally, like.
Speaker 4: If you farted, would you be thinking that's acceptable to.
Speaker 1: No problem?
Speaker 2: Imagine people random and listening to this and then you
Speaker 2: he beep and then you say you just burped.
Speaker 3: That's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, question without notice against just pulling, the pulling about
Speaker 1: the curtain on the family. Who's farts stink the most
Speaker 1: in this house?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say Jack.
Speaker 4: And he's not even denying it.
Speaker 2: Jack's a stinky boy.
Speaker 4: He's bigger than all of us, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bigger, But it's like you stronger and small.
Speaker 2: I don't think about that. More temperamental.
Speaker 5: Okay, when you got some things too on yourself, that'll
Speaker 5: a bit bigger as well, goober.
Speaker 1: Yeah, articularly on your face when you follow someone into
Speaker 1: the toilet. Who's the worst person to follow in in cricket?
Speaker 1: You don't want to follow bradman in? Who is the
Speaker 1: bradman in this family? When they've been using the toilet?
Speaker 1: You're next in? I know it is. It's the queen
Speaker 1: over there.
Speaker 3: There is Queen Bee the toilet.
Speaker 4: I have positioned very carefully riding from the toilet seat incense.
Speaker 4: So as soon as I go to sit down online
Speaker 4: an insect.
Speaker 1: I haven't had an incest since I left.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, have the drops that you pour into the toilets?
Speaker 4: I've got incense, Bernie, I don't need.
Speaker 1: To use that, let me tell you, Trisha, you do
Speaker 1: My eyes water when I go in there after you.
Speaker 4: It's like purpose brain, like if we ever rebuild or renovate, mate, separate.
Speaker 3: Toilets, rebuild the marriage, orbuild the house.
Speaker 4: Talking about actually a bit of it fell off the
Speaker 4: other day. I have a question on what you were
Speaker 4: discussing before. In genetics, like physical genetics, how much in
Speaker 4: being a highly successful sportsman do you think he is
Speaker 4: psychology and psychology, sorry, in mental attitude versus the physical.
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a massive believer on like eighty percent
Speaker 2: mental physical. I always would have rather have been mentally
Speaker 2: focused and on for a game than being overly fit.
Speaker 1: You need to base your physicality and knowledge and skill.
Speaker 1: Then what happens is if you've got the right mental attitude,
Speaker 1: you'll get the right physicality because you'll train hard and
Speaker 1: get that right. You can't do it the other way.
Speaker 1: You can be a we see in the game, you
Speaker 1: see these amazing special physical specimens. They haven't got the
Speaker 1: right mental attitude and they just drop by the way.
Speaker 5: So I'd say a lot of it too goes to
Speaker 5: longevity to like longevity like I'd say, not necessarily longevity
Speaker 5: as in like koreer wise, but I'd say longevity in.
Speaker 3: Terms of your health as an athlete.
Speaker 5: Like Beaver for example, someone who you know he could
Speaker 5: have easily had a shorter career, but because he had
Speaker 5: that on top of it, he had that great genetic bass,
Speaker 5: his career just went like how many games did I
Speaker 5: playing with?
Speaker 3: Four hundred and fifty all up across the URL camera.
Speaker 1: Smith would be I'd say Cameron, but there'd be some
Speaker 1: of the UK like.
Speaker 5: What's Who's the winger that just is just retiring at
Speaker 5: the end of this year, Ryan Hall?
Speaker 3: Ryan Hall? What's here is like five?
Speaker 1: But then back in the day there were guys who
Speaker 1: this name needs means nothing to you, but he was
Speaker 1: an iconic figure through the fifties into the sixties seventies
Speaker 1: with Saint George Felt called Harry Bath. Harry Bath say,
Speaker 1: plays something like six hundred something.
Speaker 4: Games, So what would he started, did he particularly early
Speaker 4: or did he finish particularly late?
Speaker 1: Back back in back in those days because he played
Speaker 1: a lot of his football in England. What you see
Speaker 1: in England Trish In England they play a lot more
Speaker 1: games because back in the day it was winter sport
Speaker 1: and it was it was a dirtier game, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't as it wasn't as fast, I don't.
Speaker 2: Like, not as demanding on the muscles. Right, it was physical,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't as demanding on your hamstrings and things
Speaker 2: like that. Where you have to be you have to
Speaker 2: get load into those muscles.
Speaker 5: Like soccer, like even in Premier League soccer at an
Speaker 5: elite level, but you see players go deeper into their
Speaker 5: thirties because of the fact that you don't on top
Speaker 5: of that, you don't have to have you know, people
Speaker 5: aren't trying to bash you for one, yes, but also
Speaker 5: like it relies more on cardio fitness compared to anaerobic.
Speaker 1: Well that's interesting yet. Chris Anderson, who of course coached Australias,
Speaker 1: had origin Storm, won Grand finals with the Bulldogs when
Speaker 1: he coached when he was captain coach over there with Hallifa.
Speaker 1: So when he first got there he was struggling for success.
Speaker 1: He said, what they're doing. They're trying to play in
Speaker 1: Australian style, getting deep and running onto the ball. And
Speaker 1: he noticed all the top teams over there were playing
Speaker 1: really flat, basic football and he realized it had to
Speaker 1: do with the conditions, so he just he totally changed
Speaker 1: and went to that more simple and he said it
Speaker 1: was just Les demanding on his players, hence why he
Speaker 1: could play longer.
Speaker 4: On that note, you just brought up soccer. Did anyone
Speaker 4: watch the FIFA club?
Speaker 1: Watched Messi wats when he played them Messi late thirties.
Speaker 4: He was playing for Miami to.
Speaker 1: Miami which is owned by Beckham and a few other guys.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the tournament it was when when when it
Speaker 1: was sold the tournament announced everyone where that's going to
Speaker 1: be excited of it. So it's on Fox Sports and
Speaker 1: you see some of the games are actually pretty good quality,
Speaker 1: although the other day there was Auckland City played one
Speaker 1: of the greatest sides in Europe. Bay of Munich and
Speaker 1: School Munich.
Speaker 2: They got that much cash.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: That's not a bad school.
Speaker 2: Really, that's pretty bad for soccer.
Speaker 3: That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Can I talk about some stuff from the week because
Speaker 2: I want to shout out the community up in Darwin.
Speaker 2: I was up in Darwin last week. Jesus was good.
Speaker 2: It's a good joint to go, don't first time in Darwen?
Speaker 1: Great town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very thick in a lot of foreigners, so a
Speaker 2: lot of people who might not know this. When they
Speaker 2: come out for visas, they have to do six months
Speaker 2: in a rural town, a regional town, so they.
Speaker 3: Put them all in Darwin.
Speaker 2: So there's heaps of Irish and what's not right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: heaps of Irish. Heaps have met a lot of Nepalese.
Speaker 4: Is that for the agricultural component of their visa that
Speaker 4: they have to do.
Speaker 2: They have to do six months working in a regional town.
Speaker 1: I think the regional town or city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it boost the economy in the regional town.
Speaker 2: I think they need work because an Irish pub there
Speaker 2: called Shenanigans, and Shenanigan's by name, Shenanigan's by nature. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you something. Karaoke on a Monday night at Shenanigans,
Speaker 2: you were laughing. If anyone ever goes up to Darwin,
Speaker 2: it's a great place to go. I reckon for a
Speaker 2: team trip.
Speaker 1: It's interesting.
Speaker 4: Went on a couple of team trips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, Yeah, with a couple up there. It
Speaker 1: was awesome. Great.
Speaker 2: There's a joint called Crocosaurus Cove as well, so it's
Speaker 2: a ta zoo and it's just really only got crocodiles
Speaker 2: in it. Quite sad. They are massive crocodiles. And I'll
Speaker 2: tell you right now scared, like any thought that you have,
Speaker 2: you think you might if you're in the water, you
Speaker 2: might be able to get away from a crocodile. Uh Ah,
Speaker 2: those things are dead. I was looking at it and
Speaker 2: it was looking at me, and I just thought, I'm
Speaker 2: no chance if.
Speaker 1: I was on the water with a crog on land.
Speaker 1: They're very slow in water. They're electric.
Speaker 2: I also think they're I think they're blind underwater, I believe.
Speaker 2: I think underwater they only rely on like smell and
Speaker 2: their senses, but they can they come up to see.
Speaker 2: So that's why you see they come up and their
Speaker 2: eyes sort of like me.
Speaker 4: They can't open their water in the salt.
Speaker 3: I can't open their water in.
Speaker 4: The can't open their eyes in the water. Actually I
Speaker 4: can't open my eyes and people as well also.
Speaker 5: Keep on another note here, I've just been looking at
Speaker 5: the numbers. We've got three listens.
Speaker 3: In China at the moment.
Speaker 5: So this week we've got three listens in China and
Speaker 5: they're visiting ten in South Korea as well.
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, South Korea. It's coming quite a trust destination.
Speaker 4: Without South Korea, I've got a few friends who want
Speaker 4: to go over there because apparently facelifts are really cheap
Speaker 4: over really it's really really good.
Speaker 2: And one more shout out from my week Bruiser. Now
Speaker 2: you might have seen on my my Instagram I went
Speaker 2: down and watched some local footy last week. Shout out
Speaker 2: to Bruise a front rail for the Avalon Bulldogs, myself
Speaker 2: and Sammy Verrel's old junior club. What happened just as
Speaker 2: an innocent video filming back fence, Bruiser winding up into
Speaker 2: the Narrabeene Sharks defence. As now as Bruiser says, I've
Speaker 2: gone viral. Yeah, he's like an STI he's like an affection.
Speaker 2: He's completely viral at the moment, phone hasn't stopped blowing up.
Speaker 2: But the response from people getting around the local footy
Speaker 2: from when I put this video.
Speaker 3: Up crazy and let me teach somethings.
Speaker 2: Those local footyer players they are tough home brace because
Speaker 2: I was half thinking about playing like yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's they are that physical. They have no like worry
Speaker 2: about their health or concussions or anything. They throw everything
Speaker 2: into every time.
Speaker 1: Also, probably a lot of them no coordination, which makes
Speaker 1: the impact even more dangerous.
Speaker 2: Mate half of them because I watched them on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: Half of them I saw out the night before until
Speaker 2: like four in the morning, and then they get up
Speaker 2: and they have a three o'clock game, charging into each other.
Speaker 1: I've got so much admiration for those blokes, particularly like
Speaker 1: because most of them are on building site's working hard.
Speaker 1: Some of them are in their mid to late thirty
Speaker 1: is still playing. I remember Jack played with Wheeler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ryan Wheeler.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we played in the Sydney Opens comp and I
Speaker 5: was eighteen and he was the oldest guy team.
Speaker 3: So Wheels was.
Speaker 5: Double my age. So he was thirty six then. And
Speaker 5: I used to work at the Beach Club on a Saturday.
Speaker 5: We always play Sundays, and he would have like the
Speaker 5: vo before the game. He would come in Wheels and
Speaker 5: he'd have four Corona buckets by himself.
Speaker 3: And a few more. But yeah, it's in a bucket. Six,
Speaker 3: there's four four in a bucket he had.
Speaker 5: He'd have four Corona backs and a couple other beers
Speaker 5: before he got into the coronas. And then next day
Speaker 5: he would play like two twenty minute stints and just
Speaker 5: charge off the back fround.
Speaker 1: I used to watch him and they used to bash
Speaker 1: into it and he actually after I remember talking one
Speaker 1: day and I said, Will's how long do you think
Speaker 1: you're going to play for? And he said, I don't know,
Speaker 1: as long as I can walk. I just want to
Speaker 1: keep playing. I said, really, I said, what what like
Speaker 1: you gus? Mate? I just love being bashed, I thought.
Speaker 2: And oh, think about Wheels is now? So he can't
Speaker 2: walk right, that's.
Speaker 1: Why he's called Wheels.
Speaker 3: Anyone else got anything from their work.
Speaker 4: I thought loads. But just on your Darwin trip, could
Speaker 4: you please just tell the boys might not have heard
Speaker 4: it before, the story about mutiny on the fishing trip
Speaker 4: on your damad Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we booked. Someone decided to book a fishing trip,
Speaker 1: which everyone thought at the time. Someone throws off, hey,
Speaker 1: boys when we're rather Darwin, do you want to do a
Speaker 1: bit of a day of fishing? Fishing where he is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're great. So we hopped on this boat and mate, firstly,
Speaker 1: all the boys hung over. As soon as the boat
Speaker 1: turned on one of the place, Russell Russell Wire went
Speaker 1: upstairs on the top of the boat and just proceeded
Speaker 1: to spew for the next eight hours. We nearly had
Speaker 1: to anyway, the boat just keeps going out and out
Speaker 1: and out and out. Prore We put the lines in
Speaker 1: and we're like, mate, where are we going anywhere? The
Speaker 1: captain wasn't to goes, mate, I've got this place I
Speaker 1: go all the time. After six hours, like at one
Speaker 1: point there was a coastguard manning for Indonesian fishing boats
Speaker 1: coming in our water. That's how far we went out.
Speaker 1: And we're like, mate, we we just make go to
Speaker 1: turn this around and anyway. Half half crew on the
Speaker 1: boat they wanted to stay out fishing. The other half
Speaker 1: myself and Joey. You're loading the mutiny to go back anyway,
Speaker 1: so we keep may turn around. He's going, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not turning around. I pay for it. I'm going
Speaker 1: to fulfill my We said may turn around. Basically ten
Speaker 1: hours into it, with poor old Russell Wire upstairs, who
Speaker 1: was looking by this stage like the joker. He was
Speaker 1: that pale and vomity. We cornered the captain and we
Speaker 1: said turn it around. He goes nah, And we said, listen, brother,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're going to We're going to be straight
Speaker 1: up with you here, turn this around. We're going to
Speaker 1: throw you in the ocean, and we're going to turn
Speaker 1: it around. He goes, okay, fuck is turn it around.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't he?
Speaker 1: Do you think is an insult because you had blokes
Speaker 1: like Chief and Sarge. You were the big blokes, and
Speaker 1: the captains going no, no, mate, no, no, keep going boys.
Speaker 4: It didn't cheat, It didn't end up with the world's
Speaker 4: worst case of sunburn.
Speaker 1: Yeah he end up, Yeah, he end up nearly in
Speaker 1: the hospital sunburn.
Speaker 5: Myself what would you do if you get out there
Speaker 5: and you just see this these pirates approaching pirate movies,
Speaker 5: like you get like six of them on a boat
Speaker 5: and you just see him approaching with aks.
Speaker 1: What do you do, well, Jack? What they do? Now?
Speaker 1: Talking to a young Goatrician, I were on a boat
Speaker 1: one day and there was a young Australian guy who
Speaker 1: actually he for most of the year he drives or
Speaker 1: super yachts. You know, young Australians go over and do that.
Speaker 5: And he said, one of the guys I grot with
Speaker 5: bell Bell. He's been doing it since we finished school.
Speaker 1: He said, I said, what like with pirateers, you know,
Speaker 1: what what do they do? And he said, well, they
Speaker 1: don't just approach the boat like you don't see him coming.
Speaker 1: He said, what they do in the dark, He said,
Speaker 1: happens a lot in South America near Brazil. The whole
Speaker 1: like fishing line and they'll be about five hundred meters
Speaker 1: across from each other, and I'll hold the fishing line.
Speaker 1: You hit the front of the fishing line and of
Speaker 1: course it drags the boats towards And he said, you
Speaker 1: don't know until you're here. Think think on the side,
Speaker 1: either side of the boat and that's when you know
Speaker 1: they got pirates on board.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: I watch Wes Anderson's going to movie. It's called The
Speaker 5: Life Aquatic with Steve Zisu and it's got Bill Murray
Speaker 5: in it, and it's got like my favorite ever scene.
Speaker 5: It's like the most low key, like weird movie ever.
Speaker 5: And then it just takes his turn midway through and
Speaker 5: Bill Murray's character they they're on this massive like boat
Speaker 5: and pirates and he just loses his shit and just
Speaker 5: goes on a rampage. He kills like twelve pirates. You
Speaker 5: need to give it a watch. Go on YouTube and
Speaker 5: have a look. You get the chance. The Life Aquatic
Speaker 5: Steve Zissu Pirates scene.
Speaker 1: A is Bill Murray's cameo Guys in zombie Land, one
Speaker 1: of the greatest cameos. Is so good. It's so good.
Speaker 3: It's the best too. And Woody Howse and does it
Speaker 3: so well. It's just so shocked. He's like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, fucking Bill Murray man.
Speaker 3: And probably one of the most tragic deaths as well.
Speaker 1: What else do you go true?
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to just correct a few things. Last week.
Speaker 4: Remember we talk about we spoke about being vegan, and
Speaker 4: I said that maybe you can have fish. I'm totally sorry. Like,
Speaker 4: the thing is, most of the vegan people I know
Speaker 4: who call themselves vegan do.
Speaker 1: Eat, well, they're not vegans.
Speaker 4: No, they're actually not. They would be pescatarian as Coeper.
Speaker 1: Points, chigans vegans. I said that was pescatarians, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like the already being vegans, but they're not really.
Speaker 4: Quite vegan purely just plant based. So no, no dairy,
Speaker 4: no no meat, no fish that we had some feedback.
Speaker 4: It's not search and destroy the arms. It's Das and Troy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the old saying is DEAs and Troy destroyed, but
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: Destroyed.
Speaker 5: It's his choosing what he calls his arms. Okay, I
Speaker 5: think you know. I usually am happy to throw a
Speaker 5: shit at Cobby here, but you if.
Speaker 4: It's your arms, you they are your lovely My.
Speaker 1: Arms and my fist. The left hand the jabs, he searches.
Speaker 1: The right hand, the right hand that comes over the
Speaker 1: top is destroyed, kill, search and destroyed.
Speaker 4: I thought it was the bicep. Sorry, so actually the whole,
Speaker 4: tiny hair, the whole. I was talking to my girlfriend
Speaker 4: last night and she went to her elderly aunt's funeral,
Speaker 4: and she said there was a woman there that no
Speaker 4: one knew. She said, but like, what do you do
Speaker 4: at a funeral? You can't go and sale you who
Speaker 4: are you?
Speaker 3: You're going?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you know whoever? Well, by the end
Speaker 4: of it, after the eulogy and the slide show, you'd
Speaker 4: gather enough information. Dude, you know I met her wherever
Speaker 4: because she used to play bridge or whatever. So so
Speaker 4: it's quite true unless it's a private funeral or invitation only,
Speaker 4: like my morbidy, Like anyone can go to a funeral.
Speaker 4: I remember your mum telling me that there was a
Speaker 4: woman in Cesno who used to go to every funeral
Speaker 4: and she would steal the food, the sandwiches, bought them
Speaker 4: in a bag at the refreshments after. I suppose if
Speaker 4: you didn't want to go and.
Speaker 3: Get grocery pretty moral.
Speaker 2: I had probably a bit of like pretty sad that
Speaker 2: Gail knew who it was though, like everyone obviously everyone knew.
Speaker 2: And then you're you're at your mum's funeral and you
Speaker 2: look over and she's there. You go, oh, you just
Speaker 2: wouldn't put sandwiches out right with some people, she needs
Speaker 2: those sandwiches that bad.
Speaker 1: Some people that are rather strange they love. Some people
Speaker 1: love tragedy like they just swim. Like when I've heard
Speaker 1: stories where people will get there and there's they're suffering loss,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden people will just turn up
Speaker 1: with the door. They don't really know that well and
Speaker 1: oh we just here. You know you need it will
Speaker 1: comfort you now in one sense, and this is a
Speaker 1: sess I think again, in one sense, you go, oh,
Speaker 1: that that's really nice. I want to say, you know,
Speaker 1: I'd love you know whatever. Blah blah blah. But this
Speaker 1: person would turn up every time there was a death somewhere,
Speaker 1: she'd turn up there and God, would you like me
Speaker 1: to come in and have a conversation. People used to
Speaker 1: fudge on to go hang on a second. This person's
Speaker 1: getting off.
Speaker 4: And tragedy yeah, I mean one of the most horrible
Speaker 4: times of your life. You wouldn't want someone that you
Speaker 4: don't know everyone. I mean, you wouldn't even want some
Speaker 4: of your closest people, you know.
Speaker 1: Can I just say something if I die or when
Speaker 1: I die, if Bill Murray knocks on the.
Speaker 4: Door and he's allowed it.
Speaker 3: Can we what about worried Kappa.
Speaker 1: As long as an AFL venue actually go through a
Speaker 1: list and I'll say, yeah, would you.
Speaker 3: Like us to get like Kappa to run the ceremony?
Speaker 1: Like would that be like I would I'd love that.
Speaker 1: I'd like, yeah, like maybe get my ashes and throw
Speaker 1: them in the air and team get up and do
Speaker 1: a Kappa.
Speaker 5: That's one of those things I actually reckon if like
Speaker 5: if we were there planning Cobber's funeral, he'd have to
Speaker 5: come up with something like a little bit funny that
Speaker 5: like people would go, this is wrong, but we just
Speaker 5: know that Matthew would have gotten off on it. Like
Speaker 5: if we got someone there like like Kappa to like
Speaker 5: just do a speech for his everyone's like what they.
Speaker 1: Run me through a list of some people and I'll
Speaker 1: say yes or no, should put us on a spot? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would have a popular Larry being there.
Speaker 4: And neither neither of them Tom Hardy.
Speaker 1: Tom Hardy could come. It's snow and pork and tree ish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, running off with him.
Speaker 1: You know what, I let you as long as you're
Speaker 1: doing the coffin. Robert Irwin would have a problem with
Speaker 1: rob He's like a nice young fella. Keep showing them
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 3: Maybe Steven Tyler from.
Speaker 1: I love Steven Tyler to be They're just going to
Speaker 1: be a big do I'm really no, not a not
Speaker 1: a fan, just like there's something something not right.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about this the bloke that didn't invite you
Speaker 2: to his golf day, Mick Fanny.
Speaker 1: Sorry Mick did. Yeah, I'm on team Shark now.
Speaker 3: Shark Park.
Speaker 1: Well you played for the Sharks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll get Jason Stevens.
Speaker 1: We'll get Jason with Stevens, Trish, is it time for
Speaker 1: my film Fame and Vinyl? Film Fame and Vinyl today
Speaker 1: as well? If you listen to the audio, we'll just
Speaker 1: pay the picture in the background, Jaesu's grabbed it. There
Speaker 1: is the album off of the the debut album of
Speaker 1: the Ramones back in the Day. Firstly, how are your fans?
Speaker 1: Are we the Romones not?
Speaker 3: I'm not massive on them.
Speaker 4: I like the Ramones, yeah yeah, I think that all
Speaker 4: sounds the same.
Speaker 2: This is the thing, right, This is the thing with you, Matthew,
Speaker 2: and I love you for it. You got an old
Speaker 2: taste right sometimes like it's been thirty to forty years
Speaker 2: since they've released anything.
Speaker 4: I think they're all dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah the original lineupeah, but they're timeless and jackle back
Speaker 1: this up. Their sound is timeless. Yeah, like you have
Speaker 1: punk is it's just timeless keeps coming back again. That
Speaker 1: the genre New York punk. They came out of the
Speaker 1: Lower East Side, particularly the CBDB Club. American punk is
Speaker 1: very different the UK park it's left anger, more boat
Speaker 1: that three cord Blitz so formed in nine and seventy four.
Speaker 4: I prefer the UK.
Speaker 1: The band were inspired by Paul McCartney. Hence d D
Speaker 1: Ramone used to book into hotels as Paul Ramone. So
Speaker 1: the original lineup Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, d D Ramone
Speaker 1: and Tommy.
Speaker 3: What are they brothers?
Speaker 4: That's the funny thing.
Speaker 2: So they just find people named Ramone's real name was
Speaker 2: Douglas Glenn Calvin.
Speaker 1: They just had fake so Tommy Ramone, he was Hungarian
Speaker 1: and moved to America when he was a kid. Mate
Speaker 1: there was a film on him called Rock and Roll
Speaker 1: High School. In recording the famous album End of the Century,
Speaker 1: which was produced by the Wall of sound man Phil
Speaker 1: Spector of Questionable Morals.
Speaker 4: Is he in jail still?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I he is. Johnny missed a chord and Phil
Speaker 1: Spector walked in the Studow held a gun to his
Speaker 1: head and kept it there untill he nailed the chord. Compromising,
Speaker 1: but he made he hits the chord. He made the
Speaker 1: album isn't actually a true story? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is this that Wikipedia you reading?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's not. John Lennon actually spoke about it.
Speaker 1: He fired a gun above John Lennon's head once in
Speaker 1: a recording first Hits Creed Bop. Sadly, all the original
Speaker 1: members said before are dead, but an interesting one Stephen King,
Speaker 1: the horror writer mega Fan. They recorded and wrote a
Speaker 1: few songs in his basement. All up the names of
Speaker 1: the band. Okay, over the years, so he said, before
Speaker 1: the ones Joey, Johnny, d D Tommy, there was Markey Ramone,
Speaker 1: Richie Ramone, Elvis Ramone, and c J. Ramone. Which of
Speaker 1: those do you think if you were to adopt one
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 3: Names that's my initials?
Speaker 4: That is too Johnny, I don't really care about because
Speaker 4: he looks cool.
Speaker 3: I like d D.
Speaker 1: I like that's fits. I like Elvis Ramone.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, did you think about calling one of the
Speaker 4: boys Elvis Jack?
Speaker 1: Remember Tiger now Jack? Our dad was going to call
Speaker 1: me Tiger.
Speaker 3: Were going to be.
Speaker 5: Jack.
Speaker 1: Remember there was a TV show with the guy that
Speaker 1: Australian actor.
Speaker 3: You quite liked the blonde guy.
Speaker 1: I can't remember, No, no, no, the other one dark
Speaker 1: brunetted Feller, doesn't matter. He was in rock You're a
Speaker 1: picture show for.
Speaker 5: Alcome, I like the mate. Have you seen you in
Speaker 5: the c When it comes to CBGB, there's some great
Speaker 5: stories of the Ramones because they they do their own
Speaker 5: They run.
Speaker 3: At their own pace.
Speaker 5: Should we say they don't mind sort of doing their
Speaker 5: own thing like the.
Speaker 3: There's a good story where their first.
Speaker 5: Four songs they wrote were I don't want to walk
Speaker 5: around with you, I don't want to be tamed, I
Speaker 5: don't want to go down to the basement, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to be learned.
Speaker 5: And when Hilly Crystal from CBGB sort of suggested, maybe
Speaker 5: write something that you want to do for a change,
Speaker 5: they come up with the absolute smash banger. Now I
Speaker 5: want to sniff some.
Speaker 1: Glue and I want to be very good. I know
Speaker 1: what they want. I want to move on.
Speaker 4: Came out of who are the biggest names that came
Speaker 4: out of CBGB's Blondie.
Speaker 3: Blondie The Police did the Police?
Speaker 1: Police came out of their talking heads came out of there.
Speaker 1: They were found but still exists. No, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Blondy Blondie and Deborah Harry were found by an Australian guy,
Speaker 1: Mike Chapman. Found Founder there and he went up to her.
Speaker 1: She was she was huge in New York City, but
Speaker 1: really nowhere else great music. I've got a song, I've
Speaker 1: got an album for you, which would be eventually one
Speaker 1: of the greatest albums of all time, parallel Lines, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm not going to sell out, and he said,
Speaker 1: that's fine. You just stay who you are. You'll aways
Speaker 1: be big in New York City. You come with me,
Speaker 1: I'll make your worldwide hit, which he did. Now, okayed, gold, Silver, Gold, Silver, Bronze. Okay, Bronze, silver, gold,
Speaker 1: trish for you.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't like much of their music. The only
Speaker 4: one I like is I want to be Sedated. All
Speaker 4: the rest you could actually put in a being. They
Speaker 4: all sound the same punk music generally.
Speaker 2: Sort of hurt disagree anyway, Yeah, I had I want
Speaker 2: to be sedated as my bronze, Blitz Greek Bop as
Speaker 2: my silver and then gold is Bonzo goes to Bitberg.
Speaker 2: They actually do like that song because as in the
Speaker 2: School of Rock, so people who like the School of
Speaker 2: Rock go and listen to it will be quite nostalgic
Speaker 2: when he's teaching the students how to play, so then
Speaker 2: they can win him some money to get Rant Chuck
Speaker 2: Black movie.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Romones ad I don't know.
Speaker 5: I've gone with Bronze, Havana Affair, Silver, Blitz, Greg Bop
Speaker 5: and number.
Speaker 3: One is I Want to be Sedated. That's that's their best.
Speaker 1: I've gone Blitz, Creen Bop, Bronze, Silver, Rockaway, Beach and Gold,
Speaker 1: Rock and Roll high School.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, true and just recom yes, well, I was
Speaker 5: going to say to you too. There's also a hit
Speaker 5: that Bruce Springsteen wrote for the Ramones that Stephen van
Speaker 5: Zen made him refuse to give it to him, which
Speaker 5: was Hungry Heart was written.
Speaker 1: It was he pushed it across the table and Stevie
Speaker 1: van Zandt looked at the chords and everything, grabbed it
Speaker 1: and pulled it back and said it wasn't It's another one.
Speaker 5: I'd love to see what the Ramones did with it.
Speaker 5: Probably would have done what you did is probably try
Speaker 5: and made it sound like the rest of their songs.
Speaker 1: Three chord Blitz Dany. My recommendation before we go, my
Speaker 1: recommendation early if you if you like the Ramones and
Speaker 1: you want to hear probably the greatest cover album of
Speaker 1: all time. There's a cover album called We're a Happy Family,
Speaker 1: a tribute to the Romote the artists covering the songs
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam Metallica,
Speaker 1: You Two Kiss, Marilyn Manson, Garbage, Green Day, and so
Speaker 1: on and so forth. That in the history of cover albums.
Speaker 1: I think that is the great sign.
Speaker 2: And if you're the if you're the two people listening,
Speaker 2: you are interested, give us a whole.
Speaker 4: Guys, next week, can we dress up as a yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking for a reason.
Speaker 2: We have new leather jack right, okay, done, all right,
Speaker 2: let's do a quick Cooper's quiz.
Speaker 3: We need a little bit of a lift.
Speaker 1: Suddenly he's got he got our he's got he's paying attention.
Speaker 2: Have you been paying attention? It's no, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: lift up the intensity.
Speaker 1: There my socks, you're wearing ship.
Speaker 2: There is Jordan's. Okay, so we're doing riddles this week.
Speaker 2: There's three riddles. You guys have to try to guess it.
Speaker 3: I'll give you.
Speaker 2: About ten seconds to think, and then you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Come up and entertain the people in that arena.
Speaker 2: If this is the first riddle, I make you weak
Speaker 2: at the worst of all times. I keep you safe.
Speaker 2: I keep you fine, and make your hands sweat and
Speaker 2: heart grow cold. I visit the week, but seldom the bold.
Speaker 5: It was the last bit, seldom seldom seldom.
Speaker 2: Sorry, my handwritning, so ship it really is. I visit
Speaker 2: the week, but seldom the bold.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: I make you weak at the worst of all times.
Speaker 2: I keep you safe, I keep you fine, make your
Speaker 2: hands sweat and heart grow cold. I visit the week,
Speaker 2: but I sell you write it down, just keep it
Speaker 2: edged in your memory, so.
Speaker 3: One more time, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I make you weak at the worst of all times.
Speaker 2: I keep you safe. I keep you fine, and make
Speaker 2: your hands sweat and heart grow cold. I visit the week,
Speaker 2: but seldom the old.
Speaker 4: The bowl, the bul.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Trisakrafur?
Speaker 4: Is it a fever?
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say yes or no until.
Speaker 1: I get around Jack, fear Jared, I'm lost, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I just sweat. I'll shut out.
Speaker 2: Fear Jack don't.
Speaker 1: Jack Yeah, no, I know that. But you wanted an answer.
Speaker 1: I just gave yourself.
Speaker 3: I gave you the.
Speaker 4: Longest keep you save. Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, very good,
Speaker 4: very good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Second one? Where do you find roads without cars? Forests
Speaker 2: without trees, and cities without horses?
Speaker 1: One more?
Speaker 2: Where do you find roads without cars? Forests without trees,
Speaker 2: and cities without houses?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Mate, your handwriting is really bad.
Speaker 1: You're handwriting getting one of those books.
Speaker 4: There's pursy books.
Speaker 2: Roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses.
Speaker 3: Where do you find those?
Speaker 4: Moon?
Speaker 2: There's one answer.
Speaker 4: I'll give you, and I wouldn't say I'm incorrect.
Speaker 2: One more time for me, But where do you find
Speaker 2: roads without cars? Forests without trees, and cities without houses?
Speaker 3: Where do you Where would you find that?
Speaker 2: Oh? It's so simple?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is when you've got the answer, smart ass.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm I got no answer.
Speaker 4: An airport, the moon or the Milky Way or something
Speaker 4: a map.
Speaker 1: We bring.
Speaker 2: That's that's good when that was a It's so simple
Speaker 2: and elegant. Yet it's so hard when you're not in
Speaker 2: the moment. This is the last one, Jackson. One, So
Speaker 2: if anyone can get this.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me just.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: I'm getting old. I could read my own handwriting. Okay,
Speaker 3: what goes up? Wait?
Speaker 2: Sorry, goes up, but at the same time goes down
Speaker 2: up towards the sky, down towards the ground. It's present
Speaker 2: tents and past tents. To come for a ride, just
Speaker 2: me and you.
Speaker 3: Go one more time?
Speaker 2: Goes up but at the same time goes down up
Speaker 2: to it's the sky, down towards the ground, its present
Speaker 2: tents and past tense to come for a ride, just
Speaker 2: me and you. What am I? I'm really slow today, man,
Speaker 2: I didn't make an easy for you.
Speaker 3: Has anyone going.
Speaker 2: Really focused on the what goes up at the same
Speaker 2: time goes down?
Speaker 3: That might help you?
Speaker 1: Goes down gravity?
Speaker 2: Does anyone else have an answer? Or you all silly,
Speaker 2: silly boys?
Speaker 5: You've done it poor today. I reckon the riddles.
Speaker 2: But the sun and the moon that's a pretty good answer.
Speaker 3: I don't have an answer a seesaw. That's so s.
Speaker 5: You because I had a quiz today, to the hyphen quiz,
Speaker 5: and guess what my quiz questions were.
Speaker 3: What they were riddles? They were a lot better riddles
Speaker 3: than yours.
Speaker 2: They're like five would were you going to tell anyone
Speaker 2: when we did the rundown?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, the king of riddles is Johnny alias
Speaker 1: Johnny will call Matthew, how are you, Johnny? What's doing? Mate?
Speaker 1: I've got a riddle for you. So he'll just present
Speaker 1: you the riddle and then he won't hang up until
Speaker 1: you do it. So we'll drive one day, Trish and
Speaker 1: I I reckon for an hour in the car. Let
Speaker 1: me just repeat it one more time.
Speaker 5: I'll offer you something here. How about I come at
Speaker 5: you with my quiz and if it's ship, will just
Speaker 5: cut it out.
Speaker 3: How about that.
Speaker 1: Sounds good? All right? Okay, let's put the foot.
Speaker 3: On the accelera right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is called the hyphenated Riddle Quiz by Jack John's.
Speaker 5: I've given you each your name. That name is a
Speaker 5: high phenated name that you will have to use to
Speaker 5: buzz in for your answer. Matthew John's you have the
Speaker 5: hardest one, because you're very good at quizzes. Jane Claude
Speaker 5: van Dam, you get through the entire name. Cooper John's,
Speaker 5: you are Billy Bob Thornton. Truce John's you are Philip
Speaker 5: Seymour Hoffman. You have to go through the whole name,
Speaker 5: and then I'll choose the person to give the answer.
Speaker 5: These aren't very hard riddles.
Speaker 3: First one, what has hands but can't clap? Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 3: What is it o'clock? Cooper Johns? There you go?
Speaker 5: Each ship number two true keeps gore for me. Please,
Speaker 5: the more you take in, the more you leave behind?
Speaker 3: What am I? Tilly Bob Thornton? Yeah, the more you
Speaker 3: take in? Is it? The more you take your steps?
Speaker 3: Cooper Johns had that one. Everyone remember their names, by
Speaker 3: the way. Okay.
Speaker 5: Next one, I speak without a mouth, I hear without ears.
Speaker 5: I have no body, but I come alive with the wind.
Speaker 3: What am I.
Speaker 1: Jing called the van dam? Yes, the kite?
Speaker 3: No, that would answer, though some one with time I speak.
Speaker 5: I speak without a mouth, and here without ears. I
Speaker 5: have no body, but I come alive with the wind.
Speaker 1: What am I?
Speaker 4: Oh, sorry, Philipsymore Hoffmann.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I would say, come alive with the wind?
Speaker 2: Speak is it lightning?
Speaker 3: It's not? It was it was echo. Okay?
Speaker 5: Next one, all right? Last three that are quite easy.
Speaker 5: What has to be broken before you can use it?
Speaker 3: Billy Bob Thornton, A horse?
Speaker 1: Break that thing in Oh, that's a good one, though,
Speaker 1: break What.
Speaker 5: Has to be broken before you can use it?
Speaker 4: Hm, I'm really bad at riddles to.
Speaker 1: Be broken before?
Speaker 4: Think breakfast Jesus, Philip Seymour Hoffman an egg?
Speaker 5: Yeah, trist John's two one one two one zero?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Next one. I'm tall when i'm young, and I'm short
Speaker 5: when i'm old.
Speaker 1: What am I tall when I'm old, short when i'm young?
Speaker 3: Think lighting?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Could you say that again?
Speaker 3: I'm tall when i'm young and I'm short when I'm old.
Speaker 3: What am i?
Speaker 4: Philipsy Moore Hoffmann, am my shadow?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Billy Bob thought, yes, my circuit, You're not Cobber.
Speaker 5: I'm feeling good about you right now?
Speaker 3: Think lighting? Not? What did people do use before?
Speaker 1: Lights? Candle? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's your name?
Speaker 3: Last one?
Speaker 1: All right? Well nuts with my looks?
Speaker 5: Okay, get your names ready? What can travel around the
Speaker 5: world while staying in the same corner?
Speaker 2: Billy Bob Thornton, Yes, travel around the world?
Speaker 3: Is it the moon? No? You're out? Someone here? Can
Speaker 3: I'm still this from Cooper?
Speaker 4: Okay? Say the game?
Speaker 5: What can travel around the world while stay in the
Speaker 5: same corner?
Speaker 4: Philip Seymour Hoffman the sun?
Speaker 3: No, but you could. You could be in here, mate,
Speaker 3: glorious comeback. What can travel around the world while staying
Speaker 3: in the same.
Speaker 1: Corner around the same around the world? Was staying in
Speaker 1: shinkled vandam yes, I just say an aeroplane.
Speaker 3: No, it's a stamp.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's that's pretty good. It's very good. People.
Speaker 4: What stamps are you you?
Speaker 3: You're acting like a real stamp them all right? Go
Speaker 3: you well done? Well done?
Speaker 2: Oh you're welcome? Was the riddle, king, is that us done?
Speaker 4: By the way, I think we're done.
Speaker 1: I think we're do you know what?
Speaker 4: Though? There was a husband who ask to his wife
Speaker 4: why did you marry me? And she goes, because you're
Speaker 4: really funny, And he said, oh I thought it was
Speaker 4: gonna sound was good in bed, And she goes, see,
Speaker 4: I told you you're hilarious. That's all right, that's all right.
Speaker 3: I didn't read it.
Speaker 1: What do you source these jokes places for people?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm concerned. Okay, guys, have.
Speaker 4: A good week, have a great weekend, do something fun
Speaker 3: Or don't