Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click bait.
Speaker 2: You know, vander Pump Rules. The cast has become such
Speaker 2: a massive star stars they have that it's easy to
Speaker 2: forget how they started. You had to remind me that
Speaker 2: they were just staff members at her restaurant.
Speaker 1: Literally, just want to be actors and actresses at sir.
Speaker 1: And then they were lucky enough to be working there
Speaker 1: when Lisa vander Pump put the cameras up, and then
Speaker 1: they became these massive stars. And if you don't watch
Speaker 1: vander Pump Rules, you would have heard of Scanda Ole. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that comes from that show.
Speaker 2: Well that's where I made my entree into vander Punt Rules.
Speaker 2: But I mean, how do you feel about this? The
Speaker 2: entire cast has been scrapped. Everyone that you know and
Speaker 2: love gone, and she's going. Lisa vander Pump is the
Speaker 2: only remaining one. She's the star shows and she's going
Speaker 2: back to the drawer, going back to the kitchen and
Speaker 2: the way to start.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm sad because I loved the characters, but this
Speaker 1: needed to happen, Like the scannerval brought the show, There's
Speaker 1: nowhere else you could have gone with those characters. It
Speaker 1: came to an end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they must be very happy with the way
Speaker 2: things went.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I think some of them would probably be
Speaker 1: sad at the idea of not being on a show anymore.
Speaker 1: But a few of them swanny And this is for
Speaker 1: proper fans. There's a spin off already from vander Park
Speaker 1: Ross Rules called The Valley, and that's already sort of
Speaker 1: been going for a season. A few of them, so
Speaker 1: La La, Sheena and Tom Schwartz, they're going to move
Speaker 1: on to the Valley.
Speaker 2: Every time Lala is referred to, I just see one
Speaker 2: of the Telly Tubbies La La. Yeah, yeah, one of
Speaker 2: the Telly Tubies is Lala. I think what's the Telly
Speaker 2: Tubby doing there?
Speaker 1: And our favorite James Kennedy, who gave us this quote,
Speaker 1: poop poo head both of you.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that he said that a grown man.
Speaker 1: At a reunion. He'll be no longer sad.
Speaker 2: So he's gone as he the end, Yeah, the end
Speaker 2: of Jane. He doesn't have enough of star power to
Speaker 2: turn into something else.
Speaker 1: No, I think he'll just keep being a DJ, trying
Speaker 1: to be a DJ. But yeah, that's about it. Hayse Wanni.
Speaker 1: I'm hijacking this final clickbait story because in a sweeping
Speaker 1: statement segment not long ago, you said that there's nothing
Speaker 1: you hate more than a riddle. Oh, I hate dle
Speaker 1: So when I came across this headline this morning.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, you know that I'm low energy.
Speaker 1: I'm saving it from you, and I'm going to deliver
Speaker 1: this to you. The headline is baffling riddle leaves people stumped,
Speaker 1: but the solution is right in front of you. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to deliver the riddle to you and see
Speaker 1: whether you can get it. The riddle is there's a
Speaker 1: woman in a boat on a lake wearing a coat.
Speaker 1: If you want to know her name, it's in the riddle.
Speaker 1: I just wrote again, there's a woman in a boat
Speaker 1: on a lake wearing a coat. If you want to
Speaker 1: know her name, it's in the riddle. I just wrote.
Speaker 2: I hate you and.
Speaker 1: I hate this, Like the answer is so annoying. Do
Speaker 1: you want to have one guess or no? No, there's
Speaker 1: a woman in a boat on a lake time. If
Speaker 1: you want to know her name, it's in the riddle.
Speaker 1: I just wrote her name. The answer to the riddle
Speaker 1: is Teresa. If you look at the first two words
Speaker 1: of the riddle and push them together, you get the
Speaker 1: woman's name Teresa, albeit pronounced differently to theirs. A.
Speaker 2: Oh god, if I had some buttons and I could
Speaker 2: turn you off. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's do this, Chrissy's clique fait ballet.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams. I don't get too sad. She hasn't passed away, ye,
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams. We're all dying, aren't we.
Speaker 1: We are.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams is just an iconic American radio broadcaster and
Speaker 2: television host.
Speaker 1: The Wendy Williams Show was one of my favorite things
Speaker 1: to watch on YouTube when I was a teenager. She
Speaker 1: is just an icon.
Speaker 2: She is the and unfortunately she's been unwell for a
Speaker 2: long time and isn't getting better, and now we're never
Speaker 2: going to hear from her again, which we're sad about
Speaker 2: because we bloody love her and love her. You would
Speaker 2: know our obsession with Wendy Williams really started in earnest
Speaker 2: for me when she was dressed up as a statue
Speaker 2: of liberty and she got wonky and passed out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then she went on to do such other iconic
Speaker 2: things as but burping and farting at the same time.
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of time. She's not lonely. Good apologize,
Speaker 1: I apologize. That is the funniest. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: We just watched a great best of montage. It's the
Speaker 2: one thing that you and I could watch for hours.
Speaker 1: And still laugh. My favorite thing outside of the fainting
Speaker 1: is the way she would miss pronounce and misname singer.
Speaker 2: She always got the wrong artist, that singer Adriana Grande.
Speaker 1: She took my breath away. Meghan the Trainer is another
Speaker 1: one going through it. See Megan, she's twenty five now,
Speaker 1: but she was only twenty when she signed her first
Speaker 1: I mean Megan, Meghan. Huh. Her name's Doula. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: call her Dula peper Dula people. I'm sorry, Doula Peeper.
Speaker 2: There was a real sneaky one at the front there, Adriana,
Speaker 2: one of our favorites.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize she actually had until this has come
Speaker 1: out today, that she actually had dementia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's not that old.
Speaker 1: No, I think she's around she's sixty. That's really really
Speaker 1: the word that permanently incapacitated are awful, awful.
Speaker 2: And you know, remember there was that documentary that we
Speaker 2: saw was being made.
Speaker 1: I watched that and it was like, it's just too sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: too sad. People around her just trying to make a buck, yuck,
Speaker 1: and it was yet awful to.
Speaker 2: What So just remember her as she was correct. Now
Speaker 2: we're going to we're going to round out the show
Speaker 2: talking about Wicked again. Arianna and Cynthia a Revo were
Speaker 2: paid the same amount. There's been a lot of rumors
Speaker 2: going on that Ariana got paid more. That is absolutely
Speaker 2: not true. A Universal spokesperson says reports of pay disparity
Speaker 2: between Cynthia and Arianna are completely false and based on
Speaker 2: internet bodder. The women received equal pay for their work
Speaker 2: on Wicked, and I'm just going to take that and
Speaker 2: I'm going to add it accepting to the lyrics of Wicked,
Speaker 2: of defying Gravity, which I'm just going to hold space
Speaker 2: for today.
Speaker 1: It makes me cringe so bad, and it's going to
Speaker 1: hold space for it. If you don't know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about there, jump on the Nova player up and
Speaker 1: listen to our podcast from today.
Speaker 2: You are going to be sick at the earnest cheesiness
Speaker 2: of this theme.
Speaker 1: I wonder what Joel Crazy thinks of it, because he's
Speaker 1: such a wicked stand Oh.
Speaker 2: He will definitely be holding space to the lyrics of
Speaker 2: defying gravity.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that regulates him and Joel next to have
Speaker 1: a beautiful night.
Speaker 2: Chrissy slimsh is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy
Speaker 2: shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com. Do you