Speaker 1: It's fabulous Friday, and it's fabulous because you have completed
Speaker 1: your task, Jack, and you're very relieved.
Speaker 2: You're officially a model. Officially follow us on Instagram and
Speaker 2: check it out for list of.
Speaker 3: This Chrissy's clique face.
Speaker 1: This is twice I've mentioned Curtistone this week. First of all,
Speaker 1: on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: I basically name dropped, and I won't name drop about
Speaker 2: anybody apart from Curtistone.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed you don't name drop. I don't think
Speaker 3: in our ten years together you've named drops to me.
Speaker 1: The fact that he knows who I am fills me
Speaker 1: with it really, it really does.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why. I just really like him
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: Do you know how he's like the face of Coles?
Speaker 3: Is he still?
Speaker 4: Yes, it should be CHRISTI and Curtis. I agree Christian
Speaker 4: Curtis at Coles.
Speaker 1: I'll do anything just to be in his orbit, and
Speaker 1: I am going to be on his TV show.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 1: I've chosen what I was going to do to now
Speaker 1: I've forgotten. It involved my world famous to Potle Mayo.
Speaker 3: By the way, Hey, you should make him. I know
Speaker 3: you can probably only cook.
Speaker 4: One meal even if you just take this in. You
Speaker 4: should take in your coconut cake for him to try.
Speaker 2: I should, shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to save my pulled pork
Speaker 2: or that my lamb shoulder is also amazing.
Speaker 3: A lot of great dishes.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of great dishes, and so does he.
Speaker 1: And in fact, he appeared on a podcast called The
Speaker 1: Big Down Under and he was asked, what would you
Speaker 1: cook if you had a meal that you had to
Speaker 1: prepare for President Trump? If I was going to sort
Speaker 1: of lean into Australia and we bring in some beautiful
Speaker 1: Wagy beef. I know that steak.
Speaker 3: He likes it well done as well. You need to
Speaker 3: make that. You need to cook that thing hard. If
Speaker 3: you're gonna serve well done steak, you wouldn't serve a
Speaker 3: big thick steak. Maybe you'd slice it thin.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's the answer for the Donald, for the Donald,
Speaker 4: for the Donald.
Speaker 2: I've got a few things to say here.
Speaker 1: Weirdly, Curtis sent me a He's got a range of
Speaker 1: new appliances, and one of them is a cordless carving
Speaker 1: knee and I used it at my dinner party on
Speaker 1: Friday to calve I feel at stake, what yep, and
Speaker 1: it is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Maybe you can teach Curtis how to cook for Trump.
Speaker 2: And to teach him anything.
Speaker 1: But if I was to cook for Trump and it
Speaker 1: had to be Australian, I would definitely give him twisties.
Speaker 2: No, that's a lie. I give him cheesels, cheeto cheese
Speaker 2: and bacon balls.
Speaker 3: With like a side dish of veggiemight to dip in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he could just rub his fingers on
Speaker 1: his face with the orange dust and you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: know that he'd done it, wouldn't have a clue.
Speaker 4: Curtis has a relationship with Donald the Donald because he
Speaker 4: was on Celebrity Apprentice in the US.
Speaker 3: Was Yeah, so he probably that could probably be not
Speaker 3: far from Hapney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 1: He wasn't sort of nasty about it, was he. I
Speaker 1: don't think he felt he's a good man. All right,
Speaker 1: Enough name dropping for Kurt my friend, my mate, my mate, Curtis.
Speaker 2: Do I have his number on my phone?
Speaker 1: Not a chance, absolutely absolutely not no, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: not even friends anyway. Channing Tatum has moved on from
Speaker 1: Lenny Kravitz's daughter Zoey Zoey Kravitz. She's also moved on,
Speaker 1: but we'll talk about that in a minute. So Channing
Speaker 1: Tatum from Magic Mike has a new girlfriend.
Speaker 3: She's an Aussie.
Speaker 2: She's an Ossie.
Speaker 1: Her name is Inca, and she would not have been
Speaker 1: born when Magic Mike was made, or literally any film
Speaker 1: it's than only twenty five years old.
Speaker 2: Wow, it looks I've got it. I am not agist
Speaker 2: by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not at all. I just think love is love whatever.
Speaker 1: But seeing them together, she does look because she looks
Speaker 1: she doesn't look twenty five. She looks a light Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's one of those almost like you know, Miranda Kerr
Speaker 1: has got that.
Speaker 2: The baby is features, big eyes and she looks like
Speaker 2: a baby swany.
Speaker 4: Inca could be Miranda Kurr's younger sister. I agree, they've
Speaker 4: got the exact same face structure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Channing Tatum is looking so hot. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: know you're not a massive Chanting Tatum fan.
Speaker 2: Just not see it.
Speaker 3: That outfit. He just gets better with age.
Speaker 2: I cannot see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can't. Can you know what's wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Normally? I can I'll tell you what I can see.
Speaker 2: Zoe Kravitz's new boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Holy, his name is Noah Centineo or Centino.
Speaker 4: Yes, Centinio. I think he's a pretty big actor. But
Speaker 4: he's one of those dudes you'd see his face and
Speaker 4: not know his name.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't even know he looked. You know what
Speaker 2: he looks like.
Speaker 1: He looks like the love child of Pete Davidson and
Speaker 1: Mark Ruffalo and bang, that is my type.
Speaker 3: Absolutely good on them. At least they're both happy and
Speaker 3: moving on.
Speaker 2: How did they do it? How did these people do it? Oh?
Speaker 2: They're hot? Oh really? The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga dropped her album this morning, and how's this
Speaker 1: Our very own Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel caught up
Speaker 1: with her and you can hear that.
Speaker 2: Next I know Chrissy's clique fait. Let's talk about the
Speaker 2: new album.
Speaker 3: Nahem, it's called I've been.
Speaker 2: So excited for this.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I didn't go is how long
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this album?
Speaker 2: When was her last.
Speaker 4: One, Chromatica, which was twenty So we've been waiting five years.
Speaker 2: We're waiting a long long time.
Speaker 1: Anyway, It's it's worth it. It hit last night at midnight.
Speaker 1: Had a very busy day, obviously trying to get over
Speaker 1: our late night at the fashion show last night model.
Speaker 1: But I've been trying to grab what I can and
Speaker 1: it's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I mean, she could be in the form of her life.
Speaker 1: There I said it, And like Glenae Baker, she has
Speaker 1: sat down and reflected on her life and how being
Speaker 1: famous has affected her with the great Zane Lowe in that.
Speaker 4: Moment, whether your life since then has felt like the
Speaker 4: blink of an eye or a river, definitely.
Speaker 5: Feels like, Yeah, I just had like no idea what
Speaker 5: was going to happen, and I'm really grateful that it did.
Speaker 5: What value when I think about this time is not
Speaker 5: what it they can, not what it give to me
Speaker 5: in my career, but the unless, the endless memories.
Speaker 2: It's interesting that she's so emotional about it. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it reminded me. Do you remember I said a while ago.
Speaker 1: I have read that a lot of experts, mental health experts,
Speaker 1: sits and whatever, identify extreme fame as a form of trauma.
Speaker 1: And that's because there's constant scrutiny loss of privacy, pressure
Speaker 1: to maintain a public persona, and I feel like her
Speaker 1: reaction absolutely supports.
Speaker 3: That meets that criteria for sure.
Speaker 1: It must be extraordinarily traumatic, because it's like.
Speaker 4: You die, yeah, and then a new version of you
Speaker 4: is born. And also like her shoot to fame was
Speaker 4: massively just dance into two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: I remember it, who is the Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden we were all over her,
Speaker 4: and then quickly the label pumped out poker Face and
Speaker 4: she was She's like.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I don't know who I am and everybody
Speaker 1: else is telling me who I am. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think keep that in mind when you see people that
Speaker 1: are struggling, like Justin Bieber or whatever, it's recognized as trauma,
Speaker 1: just like losing a partner or a parent. She has
Speaker 1: confirmed that she directly interacts with fans on social media.
Speaker 2: I don't think it would be every.
Speaker 1: Single message is coming from her, but definitely some of them.
Speaker 1: She opens up the app and she answers from herself, which.
Speaker 2: Is nice to know.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 1: She also said she made about fifty songs and had
Speaker 1: to whittle it down to the final collection that appear
Speaker 1: on this new album.
Speaker 2: Mayhem.
Speaker 4: I actually thought maybe it would have been more fifties
Speaker 4: a lot. What you hear of people saying that they
Speaker 4: had one hundred and fifty songs?
Speaker 3: Do they? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Rihanna is scrounging together four She's got a whole lot
Speaker 1: to go. She says that track four, Perfect Celebrity, is
Speaker 1: a very very angry song, probably HARKing back to this
Speaker 1: whole trauma you know, Okay, loss of identity sort of thing.
Speaker 3: I like having a go to song when I'm feeling angry.
Speaker 3: Meet That's good tonight, me too.
Speaker 1: And Blade of Grass at track thirteen has been inspired
Speaker 1: by her fiancee Michael Polanski. So there you go, loads
Speaker 1: of interesting stuff doing the rounds. Have a listen to
Speaker 1: the album, and have a listen to recular tim and
Speaker 1: jogs they put up with her in person.
Speaker 4: And watch SNL this weekend if you're a Gaga fan.
Speaker 4: She is hosting and it is available on Binge in Australia.
Speaker 2: Speaking of SNL, or have we run out of time? Okay? So,
Speaker 2: Jennifer Coolidge is.
Speaker 1: Appearing in a new crime comedy film and I'm so
Speaker 1: excited about it.
Speaker 3: Crime and comedy together. Wigs me out though, Oh No,
Speaker 3: it's the best.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh, it's the best combination because listen to the
Speaker 1: car it's called riff rap And I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's really been on a high. I hope she's chosen well.
Speaker 1: I mentioned SNL because Pete Davidson's End Love he plays
Speaker 1: a henchman.
Speaker 4: I'm into Coolidge and Davidson.
Speaker 1: The rest of the cast are so. She plays Ruth,
Speaker 1: the ex of a former criminal.
Speaker 2: It his name is Vincent.
Speaker 1: It's played by Ed Harris. You know Ed Harris. He
Speaker 1: was the sort of the guy that played God in
Speaker 1: The Truman Show. And Bill Murray is in it playing
Speaker 1: a gangster called Lefty Barsley.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Literally everything leads back to Charlie's Angels anyway, I can't
Speaker 1: wait for that. She has said that she nearly died
Speaker 1: when she was in her twenties in New York City.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, it's going through I can't do it accident.
Speaker 2: Why does she sound like no, it's not good anyway?
Speaker 1: She said she was partying in a way that was
Speaker 1: very extreme and not buckling down. Remind you of anyone
Speaker 1: Jack and trying to make anything really important happen, getting
Speaker 1: a career going et cetera.
Speaker 2: I was busy going to the Palladium.
Speaker 1: I remember it was one of those things where I
Speaker 1: felt like I was completely out of control and I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop.
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop the train. That's you and your modeling career.
Speaker 4: I have a beautiful weekend, Swana, and shout out to
Speaker 4: all the beautiful women that listen to The Christy Swan Show.
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