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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Security at the airport? Do we need it discuss?

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Speaker 3: Yes, we do discussed.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what I am discussed at the moment,

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Speaker 4: it's three because something's going wrong. So you know then

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Speaker 4: you have you been through all the new security at

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Speaker 4: airports now and the best thing about them is.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to take your laptop and your aerosols out.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they have it here in Sydney. They don't

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Speaker 3: have it in Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't have I don't know why Melbourn was an.

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Speaker 3: So when you're on your way back, it's like, oh

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Speaker 3: you got the old school stuff, have you?

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Speaker 2: Adelaide has it. I think Brisbane has anything. Even Perth

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Speaker 2: has it. But it's like the best thing is you

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Speaker 2: don't have to take everything out.

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Speaker 4: You just put them on these little trays and you

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Speaker 4: put them through. But the thing is with the security

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Speaker 4: now you've got to stand with your legs out and

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Speaker 4: your arms out and they say you've got to look

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Speaker 4: up and then they say okay, walk through. Stay there,

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Speaker 4: and then they check your body to see if you've

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Speaker 4: got anything on you. You can't even have anything in

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Speaker 4: your pockets. So I get busted with a chapstick and

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Speaker 4: that every now and then.

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Speaker 3: Of course you do.

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Speaker 2: This is the thing, though, I'm taking everything out of

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Speaker 2: my pockets.

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Speaker 3: You're the only man to get busted with the chapstick.

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Speaker 2: With this new system.

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Speaker 4: With this new system, my groin comes up every time

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Speaker 4: and I do not know why.

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Speaker 3: So you have a weapon on you, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm this is serious.

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Speaker 4: Every time I'm getting pattered down around that area.

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Speaker 3: Nice to get some attention. What do you mean why

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Speaker 3: would it be coming up?

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Speaker 4: So yesterday I was wearing these shorts, right, these shorts on,

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Speaker 4: and I said.

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Speaker 2: To the guy, is that the metal tips at the

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Speaker 2: end of the drawstring the drawstring for my shorts? And

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Speaker 2: he goes, Nah, shouldn't be.

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Speaker 4: I said, mate, this happens to me every single time,

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Speaker 4: and he goes, I know, I'm sorry, but I'm just

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Speaker 4: I just need to check. And then it takes around

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Speaker 4: about thirty seconds because you're going around to that region

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Speaker 4: for him to explain a you okay for me to

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Speaker 4: do this, I'm going to go around the top of

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Speaker 4: your shorts and then I'll come down the inside of

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Speaker 4: your thoughts.

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Speaker 3: I have any one younger, getting.

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Speaker 2: Me very excited. But yeah, go for it. It's totally fine.

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Speaker 3: And how long have you met this guy for here's

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Speaker 3: tonight for dinner. Maybe it's because you've had two groin operations,

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Speaker 3: haven't you.

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Speaker 2: Actually I didn't. I forgot about that.

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Speaker 3: So you've had two groin operations. Maybe they left something

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Speaker 3: in there that's triggering it. So I said, a staple.

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Speaker 4: So my grid ostiidis pubis and both my groins were

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Speaker 4: very tight and they had to slice my groins to

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Speaker 4: loosen them up a little bit. And while they're in there,

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Speaker 4: they found a double hernia, so a double hernia in

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Speaker 4: my stomach as well.

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Speaker 3: So maybe it's the operation.

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Speaker 2: But it's just like I'm getting to the point now

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Speaker 2: where I just I'm ready. I dread every.

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Speaker 4: Time that I have to go to the airport and

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Speaker 4: then I have to get pattered down in the same

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Speaker 4: thirteen twenty fourteen. What have you got in your body

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Speaker 4: that just pops up every time you go through security

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Speaker 4: at the airport.

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Speaker 3: Besides the Prince Albert, I don't think there's anything else

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Speaker 3: that would trigger that sort of alarm.

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Speaker 2: But it's so annoying and it takes so long. Apparently

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Speaker 2: excess moisture or sweating.

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Speaker 3: You got sweaty Balma.

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Speaker 2: No it can't, Tom, isn't it a metal detector? I

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Speaker 2: thought it was a metal detector to.

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Speaker 4: Heat the material of your pants if all your shorts can.

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Speaker 2: Set it off.

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Speaker 4: So if you're wearing a particular brand, you can't set

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Speaker 4: the machine off.

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Speaker 2: More likely to do that. See, you know, Pete, there

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Speaker 2: will be people out there that want to get padded

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Speaker 2: down now and they will just throw a bottle of

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Speaker 2: water over them soon.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, yeah, you want me to put that on

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Speaker 3: my tonson? Yes? I do? Actually, thank you?

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Speaker 4: Sally and picnic Point. What happens with you when you

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Speaker 4: go through security south? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I've had both my hips replaced, but I'm only forty

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Speaker 1: and they never believe me, and I have to take

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Speaker 1: my shoes off, full body skin, get a touch up.

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Speaker 2: Oh Sally, do you do? You do you get upset ORed?

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Speaker 3: Now? You just do?

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Speaker 2: You give him a heads up before you even go through?

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Speaker 3: Now? Yeah? I was going to say, so, can't you

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Speaker 3: have a medical card that just says to your replacements,

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Speaker 3: take it easy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But they still do their process.

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Speaker 3: I suppose they have to, don't they That's important that

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Speaker 3: they do it. That's the thing. So thank you Tommy.

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Speaker 4: When you go through, don't you say to them, look,

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Speaker 4: i've got two huge guns that you might have to put.

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Speaker 2: Your arms up and put your often. I'm not even

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Speaker 2: flying that day.

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Speaker 3: In Bellevue Hill. What's in your husband's pants?

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Speaker 5: He's had two new replacements and he's had been done

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Speaker 5: about the last twenty years. So every time I go

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Speaker 5: to the airport, he has to take his build off,

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Speaker 5: his shoes.

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Speaker 3: Off, and his knees.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, But it's very frustrating because he said

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Speaker 5: to you, He said to them that would you not

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Speaker 5: want to take the pants off the work? So he

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Speaker 5: tells them I've got two new knie and she had

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Speaker 5: to use that.

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Speaker 4: They thank you so annoying.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to lin In men, I tell us about

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Speaker 2: your son Lynn.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, so my son has had his skull reconstructed

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Speaker 1: three times.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a shunt. So he's got all this

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Speaker 1: crack in his head like titanium and everything. So we

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Speaker 1: actually don't have a choice. He's got an exemption. We

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Speaker 1: can't go through the scanners because he's shunk.

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Speaker 2: He just like he lights up. He completely lights up.

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Speaker 1: It can actually make him very sick and change the

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Speaker 1: setting of the shunt that drains the fluid from Wow,

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Speaker 1: very sick and in hospital and possibly surgery. So we

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Speaker 1: actually have an exemption.

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Speaker 4: But it'd be a huge process every single time, Lind

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Speaker 4: to explain it and you need you need paperwork.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, we've actually just got to let us so

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Speaker 1: and they're really good. They're really really good. Like, look,

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Speaker 1: the letterates from the New Road surgeon, so they just

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Speaker 1: look at it. And then so he has to be

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Speaker 1: padded down at each time.

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Speaker 3: And Lind, is he holding up right now?

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Speaker 1: He's amazing. He's eighteen this month and he's just absolutely amazing.

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Speaker 4: Linn, Linn, can we also, lin did you make some

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Speaker 4: beautiful carrot cake for Kate Ritchie the other day?

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Speaker 1: Is that correct?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just give you their heads up, Lind. She's off

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Speaker 4: with food poisoning. And I'm not on lin I'm not joking.

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Speaker 3: What was in that, Linn, because if that went through

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Speaker 3: the old metal detector, I'd suggest there was traces of

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Speaker 3: all sorts of Luna. I don't know what you did,

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Speaker 3: but you gotta got her.

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Speaker 2: A beauty lin She is actually crooked today.

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Speaker 3: It was something that rates that she hates.

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Speaker 2: So we are testing your carrot cake as we speak.

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Speaker 5: Broken.

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Speaker 2: No, that was beautiful, Lynn, Thank.

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Speaker 3: You, Sank you. Lynn appreciate the support. It's Whippa with

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