Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hi thereon, Welcome to your Monday Jack.
Speaker 3: You look fresh, thank swany, So do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've sorted, I've sorted all weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, great?
Speaker 2: And cooked. I've cooked like an absolute like cook. I've
Speaker 2: cooked like a professional cook.
Speaker 3: Did you make the bolin A's that you said you
Speaker 3: were going to cook?
Speaker 2: I made a bolonaise. I'm holding my arms out like
Speaker 2: as if you're hugging somebody. It's that. It was that big.
Speaker 3: It's like you've got triplets.
Speaker 2: I've got a todo. I've got a photo of the
Speaker 2: pot that I used in relation to a jar of
Speaker 2: jam just so that you can see the size of it.
Speaker 3: How exciting.
Speaker 4: Speaking of cooking, Swaney after three o'clock, I've never spoken
Speaker 4: to this dude, and I'm not sure you have either.
Speaker 3: I know Jamie Oliver is going to be joining the
Speaker 3: show's O.
Speaker 2: Neither of us have met him in person, because he's
Speaker 2: clearly been in our houses for one hundred years.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, you, especially on the circle. I would have
Speaker 4: thought you guys would have had him in I mean.
Speaker 2: Look, I could have. I've forgotten a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: from that time.
Speaker 3: Next, let's say good ay? And what are we asking Swanee?
Speaker 2: We are saying, do you properly love where you live?
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed. I have the most beautiful moment on Saturday
Speaker 2: in my suburb. Do you just love where you live?
Speaker 4: Give us a call and we want like reasons as
Speaker 4: to why we will award you a prize for doing
Speaker 4: so The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's say gooday, Chrissy say today Now as you know,
Speaker 2: I'm well and truly in my hermit era, and you
Speaker 2: know I've been leaving for workers, but I haven't been
Speaker 2: really like in my life very much. I mean no
Speaker 2: at home a lot and by you know, for a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 3: Do you think the hermit era will end?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: Well, we ever sit at a restaurant together again? I
Speaker 4: mean we will for your birthday present. But aside from that,
Speaker 4: will you come out the juries out?
Speaker 2: I think so, because I actually did leave the house
Speaker 2: on Saturday, and I know that you know how unusual
Speaker 2: that is for me. I didn't really lies quite how
Speaker 2: long I had been. That's my fine. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: quite how long I had been in my hermit air
Speaker 2: era until I left the house on Saturday.
Speaker 4: Because you'd realize things about your surrounding suburb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the suburb you.
Speaker 2: I went down to the fresh food market. I'm lucky
Speaker 2: enough to have one of those, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: I've been here for a while, and straight away I
Speaker 2: was like, a while, I don't reckon, I've been here
Speaker 2: for four or five months. And I walk in and
Speaker 2: I used to go every Saturday with my friend Jamie
Speaker 2: right and we'd get you know, sausages and whatever. Butcher exactly,
Speaker 2: store hold exactly. So I turn up and I and
Speaker 2: I go, I say, see my butcher. I go hi, John,
Speaker 2: and he looks around to all his stuff and he goes, guys,
Speaker 2: she's here, she's here.
Speaker 3: She died.
Speaker 2: And I was shocked, and he goes, we were so
Speaker 2: worried about you. We thought you'd moved house. We thought
Speaker 2: you'd moved out of the suburb. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah, it's really been that long. And
Speaker 2: then I turned around because across the way is the deli,
Speaker 2: and you know, it's where you get your ham and whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I go, Hi, Hi, Harry, and he goes, oh my god,
Speaker 2: where have you been. They noticed that I was absent.
Speaker 4: This is why you need to get back out there
Speaker 4: in the wild swan and I.
Speaker 2: Just thought, God, I love where I live. I love
Speaker 2: that they at some point in the last four or
Speaker 2: five months have had a conversation that goes, we haven't
Speaker 2: seen Christy for a while. I hope everything's all wrong?
Speaker 3: Where is that grumpy old hag?
Speaker 2: Isn't that beautiful? Doesn't happen to you? Doesn't happen to maybe?
Speaker 2: I tell you what the dry cleaning would miss here?
Speaker 3: Would hello?
Speaker 2: Shads? Do you just love where you live?
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 7: I have a beautiful little street and we all do
Speaker 7: a street party every Friday night. We take turns at
Speaker 7: someone's plate. We have a cheese boto wine.
Speaker 2: What happens I've always wondered when, because these streets are
Speaker 2: unusual and magical, what happens when somebody knew moves into
Speaker 2: the streets. What happens?
Speaker 7: Well, we've been lucky if we have had a couple
Speaker 7: of new new ones come in in the last couple
Speaker 7: of years and we just invite them along, and everybody
Speaker 7: seemed to slot in and it's been lovely.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that sort of element of the social life,
Speaker 2: the residential social life, is a little sort of note
Speaker 2: on the vendor's statement when you're when they're selling a house, Shas,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, do you go
Speaker 2: by the way You've got plans every Friday night for
Speaker 2: the rest of your.
Speaker 4: Life, Chaddy, do you ever pull or put your keys
Speaker 4: in the bowl at the end of Friday night? No,
Speaker 4: we don't do that any any affairs or secret hookups?
Speaker 4: Not really.
Speaker 2: Oh you sound unsure about that, Sha, I'm onto your
Speaker 2: shaz Priceline pharmacy voucher for you.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: Do you just love where you live so much?
Speaker 8: I love where I moved so much that I moved
Speaker 8: out here so I work. I usually work out here,
Speaker 8: but I fully relocated from Paknam to one Saggy So
Speaker 8: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: If you I also no one thing?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you know you get to the best of
Speaker 8: both worlds. We have farms and you're seeing the cows
Speaker 8: and horses, and then there's beaches two minutes five minutes
Speaker 8: from your house, and do.
Speaker 2: You just wander around and look at everything with your
Speaker 2: eyes and just go, oh my god.
Speaker 8: It's just so beautiful, Like we see a kidneers like
Speaker 8: there to see we're seeing kangaroos, You're seeing Kooker barrows magical.
Speaker 8: It is so magical. Everyone knows each other here now.
Speaker 8: So I had I was on long maternity leaves and
Speaker 8: I walked into the Woolworth and they're like, where have
Speaker 8: you been. I'm like, oh, I just had a kid,
Speaker 8: and they're like, oh, it's good to see you're back.
Speaker 8: And everyone is just so friendly, like a whole different
Speaker 8: vibe of the century coastal.
Speaker 2: When you realize that your absence is noted, that's like,
Speaker 2: oh my.
Speaker 3: God, warming, so hard. Voucher for you mail. Let's finish
Speaker 3: with Hilary.
Speaker 1: Hi, Hillary, Hello Christy.
Speaker 9: I'm so pleased to speak with you.
Speaker 2: I am too, because Hillary is one of my favorite
Speaker 2: names of all time. Oh no way, yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: Now where do you live and why do you love?
Speaker 2: It's sick?
Speaker 9: I love my house. It's an apartment on the fiftieth
Speaker 9: floor of an apartment building in a bank in Melbourne,
Speaker 9: and I can see the ocean and the city and
Speaker 9: I'm walking distance from the Botanic gardens and the theaters.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 9: And I can't tell you how much I love being
Speaker 9: there and live with my husband and Keiths and we
Speaker 9: just love it.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great?
Speaker 3: It's so good in Hillary.
Speaker 4: I always think of you guys on the fiftieth floor
Speaker 4: because you'd see the best sunrises and sunsets.
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness, you've known he's the rainbows.
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Speaker 3: Chrissy Sweet.
Speaker 2: Because I said it was. It was a quiet weekend.
Speaker 2: Mine always are. It's easy to go, oh, nothing really happened,
Speaker 2: and then you do a little deep dive and you
Speaker 2: realize that beautiful nuggets of magnificence.
Speaker 3: I mean, you left the bloody house. That happened.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that. You know why I left the house.
Speaker 2: This brings me to my very first highlight, why I
Speaker 2: got a blood test?
Speaker 3: Oh, how do you go with that?
Speaker 2: You remember this? I love them, Actually they're fine. I've
Speaker 2: got a really good vein.
Speaker 4: Vein.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got a great vein in my left hand.
Speaker 2: It's did no.
Speaker 3: Problem, heaven.
Speaker 2: But four weeks I put it off because I just
Speaker 2: had other things to do instead. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: find out how my iron is, which is handy even
Speaker 2: most times. I feel like Nosferatu coming straight out of
Speaker 2: the copper. The second highlight. So the reason that it's
Speaker 2: a highlight is because I before I left to go there,
Speaker 2: I had conversations like, oh, just you're at home, just
Speaker 2: do it next week. And I had to give myself
Speaker 2: a stern talking to.
Speaker 4: And did you give yourself an incentive when you gave
Speaker 4: yourself a stern talking to?
Speaker 3: Yes, good, that's how I work too.
Speaker 2: And the incentive what was it? Oh god, I wish
Speaker 2: you had an aspigs now I have to tell you,
Speaker 2: and you think I'm even more insane. The incentive was
Speaker 2: I really like flake coconut flaked coconut, okay, And I
Speaker 2: know you're like what. And the incentive was that I
Speaker 2: could then if I left the house and got my
Speaker 2: blood test, then I could go to the sauce and
Speaker 2: buy my favorite flake.
Speaker 3: No, I'm here for that. Oh great, that's great. As
Speaker 3: long as there's something like a little golden nugget at
Speaker 3: the end, and.
Speaker 2: I got it and it was amazing. I highly recommend,
Speaker 2: by the way, crispy and delicious. Okay, second, last night
Speaker 2: was like an impromptu Christmas dinner. I know. So as
Speaker 2: I told you earlier, I've been cooking all weekend and
Speaker 2: I made flafful from scratch, which, as you know, is
Speaker 2: a production number. You've got to soak the father beans up.
Speaker 2: Made for Laffel. And then I thought, I'll invite because
Speaker 2: my mum would never ever go to that hassle, so
Speaker 2: that means that she would never eat for Laffel. So
Speaker 2: I texted her and I said, what do you come
Speaker 2: over for diner to night? I've got homemade for laffle
Speaker 2: It's going to be amazing. So she was like great.
Speaker 2: She came over, and then my sister came over, her
Speaker 2: husband came over, my nephew came over, and we were
Speaker 2: all around the table eating flaful and I'd made anoffee
Speaker 2: pie and carrot cake.
Speaker 3: Wow, are you really went into chef'swan mode?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And Leo said to me, this feels like Christmas. I said,
Speaker 2: I know. It was just magical.
Speaker 3: At the end of the night, you're like, guys, that
Speaker 3: was Christmas. Christmas off. Yeah, mom is having a brain.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those surprise weddings you just invite
Speaker 2: people over. Yeah, hey, by the way, this is Christmas?
Speaker 5: Was it?
Speaker 2: But the last one? Now you know that I don't
Speaker 2: care what anyone's opinion is. Yes, but sometimes when you
Speaker 2: get it and it's lovely, it absolutely makes you day.
Speaker 2: You might remember last week I told you that I'm
Speaker 2: particularly busy because the girl that I rely on to
Speaker 2: take the kids to school if I've got appointments or whatever,
Speaker 2: had quit. And that was a whole month of it.
Speaker 2: And it's been really really difficult, to be honest, trying
Speaker 2: to juggle it. Of course, I have found the most
Speaker 2: amazing woman. It's a Nanny McFee situation. Have you seen that.
Speaker 3: Film Nanny McFee. I saw Nanny McFee in the cinema
Speaker 3: with my sister.
Speaker 5: I remember it to this day.
Speaker 2: You should watch it this weekend or something. It is
Speaker 2: still so magical is when you find this is the
Speaker 2: first experience I've ever had with a Nanny McFee.
Speaker 3: Did you find her on air Taska, Like I said, No.
Speaker 2: I didn't, but I found her on a similar site. Well,
Speaker 2: it was sort of magic. I don't even know what
Speaker 2: this site is really, and I just googled how do
Speaker 2: I find a nanny? And then I ended up here
Speaker 2: and I'd never heard it, and then now I can't
Speaker 2: get back. It was just like amazing anyway, Like she's
Speaker 2: kind and interesting, and she's got the same She's a
Speaker 2: parent herself of older kids, so she gets it. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I'm just so happy. Anyway. She started on Friday morning, okay,
Speaker 2: and I hadn't spoken to her anyway. She's alone with
Speaker 2: the kids. It was happening blah blah blah. Because I
Speaker 2: like to do that. I like to go, let's let's
Speaker 2: start as we mean to finish. Yeah, this is it,
Speaker 2: and this is the feedback I got. Imagine how this
Speaker 2: feels when you have these children that are the loves
Speaker 2: of your life.
Speaker 3: Was this a text message or a call?
Speaker 2: Text message? I said, how did you go? She goes,
Speaker 2: I feel like I know them already. They are individually
Speaker 2: gorgeous and such nice company. I'm so thrilled, so warm,
Speaker 2: and so kind. They are outstanding in many ways.
Speaker 3: Oh that's beautiful, swine.
Speaker 2: Can I just read it? Oh God, they're not That's
Speaker 2: who they are, you know, that's who they are with me,
Speaker 2: but that's who they are when I'm not there.
Speaker 3: Oh, how nice?
Speaker 2: This one beautiful thing?
Speaker 3: I love it? Did you say get back to me
Speaker 3: in four weeks?
Speaker 5: Woman?
Speaker 3: I think it?
Speaker 2: Give us your beers you're locked in.
Speaker 3: How gorgeous. That's a nice weekend.
Speaker 5: It was.
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Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Can you remind me? When did we find out that
Speaker 2: a thing that kids are doing these days is sending? Oh,
Speaker 2: power points points? We were talking about PowerPoint presentations last
Speaker 2: week and this happens in the zeitgeist?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: I didn't know anything about kids giving their parents PowerPoint
Speaker 2: presentations for specifically the gift ideas for Christmas?
Speaker 5: Right? OK?
Speaker 2: So that must have come up on Wednesday or Thursday?
Speaker 2: And would you believe it? Would you believe it? I
Speaker 2: received an email from.
Speaker 3: My daughter obsessed already.
Speaker 2: Canva does it? You know the app Canvas?
Speaker 3: I love the pegs on canvas because it's a little
Speaker 3: more advanced than PowerPoint.
Speaker 2: I think it's extraordinary what these kids can do. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: pick up their dirty undies from their floor. No, put
Speaker 2: together a shopping list on canvas. Yes, anyway, I've just
Speaker 2: it's been sitting in my inbox this whole time, and
Speaker 2: I've just opened it. So it says it's got a
Speaker 2: little it says Christmas wish list. It's like a little
Speaker 2: par Avian air mail envelope with a Christmas tree on it.
Speaker 2: And it turns out it says it's for Mumma Caggy,
Speaker 2: which is what she calls me in honor of her
Speaker 2: rabbit Chicago from Peg and Kit. So it's a double whammy,
Speaker 2: which is very handy. First on the list is plushies.
Speaker 2: Now I don't know what that is. They're like soft toys.
Speaker 3: Has she included images of the plushies?
Speaker 2: Of course she has. Actually I thought there might have
Speaker 2: been clickable links. There isn't, but she has included You're
Speaker 2: gonna love this the search term I require to find it.
Speaker 2: So it's got a picture of like a sandwich plushy,
Speaker 2: and then it says search colon sandwich jelly cat good.
Speaker 3: On her for making this easy for you, though.
Speaker 2: I know she knows me, My God. Next is clothing accessories.
Speaker 2: That's the category, and there is an elite eleven hoodie
Speaker 2: never heard of it. A pair of jean shorts, a
Speaker 2: pair of Flare jeans, well I know that, yes, peg
Speaker 2: and some blue gray shorts and a dovet cover.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can make that happen. I can help you,
Speaker 3: Santa Swan.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She it's got a price and a
Speaker 2: full description. Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: And I tell you what I I was just talking
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Speaker 1: Hello Rob, how are you?
Speaker 6: Hello? Christy? Thanks? Oh god, God, I'd love.
Speaker 2: That, wouldn't Can it be a dream to just park
Speaker 2: the car. Get there early. That's my top tip. Get
Speaker 2: there early and put the day aside. Stop for a coffee.
Speaker 3: Ye you know, really enjoy the food court.
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Speaker 6: Okay, well it might be a little bit quirky. But
Speaker 6: we play a game called hide pickle. I'm sorry, what
Speaker 6: hide the pickle?
Speaker 5: To keep.
Speaker 2: Robert? There's children listening.
Speaker 6: I know what you're thinking, and yeah, normally it is okay,
Speaker 6: but no, it's not that. It isn't that. What we
Speaker 6: do is we put a pickle or a gurkin on string,
Speaker 6: hide it in the green Christmas tree, green Christmas tree,
Speaker 6: right on Christmas Day, and the first person that finds
Speaker 6: it gets either a little president if they're young, or
Speaker 6: has good luck if they're older. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: That is a brilliant game.
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Speaker 1: Chrissy's cliche.
Speaker 2: I know I'm not supposed to give away any clues
Speaker 2: to what the word is, but I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you what it isn't The word is not APTEC.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the block show we now that we're
Speaker 2: talking about at nine and nine now the blocks are
Speaker 2: the Channel nine's juggernaut. The block finished last night.
Speaker 4: The auction episode is some of the best TV we
Speaker 4: have in Australia and.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I mean I haven't looked at the stats,
Speaker 2: but I reckon it is usually the highest rating show
Speaker 2: of the year across the board because even if you
Speaker 2: haven't watched a frame of it fun.
Speaker 3: And it had come close to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because everyone loves an after. You know, this is
Speaker 2: before and after, it's the after the results.
Speaker 3: And how exciting is an auction in real life?
Speaker 2: Even exactly The winners are the sisters, Charlotte and Maddie,
Speaker 2: and they walked away. I mean they were late to
Speaker 2: the show because you might not remember this, but early
Speaker 2: on the original cast there was a couple there that
Speaker 2: just disappeared and then the sisters came in and they
Speaker 2: took it out. In the end, they made one point
Speaker 2: six five million dollars.
Speaker 3: It was exciting TV. Swanny.
Speaker 2: That is so much money.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's just because they went last in
Speaker 4: the auction order or is it because of their house?
Speaker 2: I never understand that. I feel I just can't get
Speaker 2: my head around how the position makes a difference. But
Speaker 2: you know, apparently it does. But have a listened to
Speaker 2: how it unfolded.
Speaker 12: Come on, behalf of Naddie Charlotte, good luck your opportunity
Speaker 12: here and now you'nit one, I'll forgrab here and now
Speaker 12: what are we get underway?
Speaker 3: Tura where happy two.
Speaker 12: And a half million dollars of communities are two and
Speaker 12: a half three.
Speaker 3: Three point five million?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 5: What? You just won the block? Oh?
Speaker 3: I god, the communist I know what to show Bronze
Speaker 3: keeping Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Some of them welcome to the block. That is so
Speaker 2: much money. And it really blew Scott Cant's mind. That
Speaker 2: pause was real and obviously people in the control room,
Speaker 2: the producers were going.
Speaker 3: They just won. That just won.
Speaker 2: Tell them that won. And he's like what because it
Speaker 2: jumped so much from you know yeah, yeah, And that.
Speaker 4: Was mister Lambo who came in with that crazy amount
Speaker 4: of money.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this guy, Adrian Portelli. Turns out that
Speaker 2: he bought every single house that was for sale last night.
Speaker 2: You didn't see him by all of them because he
Speaker 2: had secret squirrel business going on.
Speaker 3: We got the Royal blush Mate, we bought the whole lot.
Speaker 3: We didn't see bidding.
Speaker 5: In all the options.
Speaker 3: Had I had a agent with me three point five million.
Speaker 4: That massive bit at the end, was that sending a message?
Speaker 4: That was a message sent that that was my last
Speaker 4: appearance on the block, and I thought I'd go out
Speaker 4: with a.
Speaker 2: Bank vallet to the executive producers sanity. Now that Adrian
Speaker 2: Portelli is not going to buy anymore, you're legit would
Speaker 2: were going to miss him.
Speaker 3: Who's going to buy the houses in Dulls for next year?
Speaker 3: Not us?
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, we are still here. We were just having
Speaker 2: a chat off air about the Grammy nominees. Yes, Beyonce
Speaker 2: absolutely snubbed by the Country Music Awards, but not so
Speaker 2: by the Grammys.
Speaker 3: Eleven nominations she received cleaning.
Speaker 2: Best Country Album.
Speaker 4: Look, I Beyonce's incredible, but I don't know if this
Speaker 4: piece of work is worth eleven nominations.
Speaker 2: Can you scroll up because I was just looking at
Speaker 2: the best record on down Sorry.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Record of the Year, Record of the Year.
Speaker 2: How would you choose between these we've got I mean
Speaker 2: now and then the Beatles. That's not a squint, Texas
Speaker 2: hold them. That won't win Espresso. The rest of them
Speaker 2: are heard.
Speaker 4: Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter should win. Three sixty by Charlie
Speaker 4: xx I love, don't think.
Speaker 2: Will no, they should have done Apple Apple.
Speaker 3: Birds of a Feather by Billy Though. That should win
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you love Kendrick Lamar not like us
Speaker 2: is coming up. Good luck Babe, Chapel Moan chapel Monde.
Speaker 2: That is an unbelievable song. And then my queen and
Speaker 2: savior Fortnite, Taylor Swift. She'll have to win just because
Speaker 2: of the eras to a surely.
Speaker 4: But then Espresso, like I've not heard a song on
Speaker 4: the radio for that long, like in years, n stay
Speaker 4: on the radio like we've been playing that for so long.
Speaker 3: It's such a hit.
Speaker 2: Okay, gun to your head. You have to choose between Espresso,
Speaker 2: Birds of a Feather, Good luck Babe, Birds of a Feather,
Speaker 2: me too, I think are.
Speaker 3: Really over Fortnite Espresso love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Next, we're playing Chrissy's Queasy if you would like that
Speaker 4: limited edition bum bag jump on the line Happy Monday
Speaker 4: here at the Crazzy Swan Shows.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love it.
Speaker 2: When she sings, don't you? But she is Sid's She
Speaker 2: loves to sing as well. But she feels like she
Speaker 2: was putting this earth to do other things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she feels like God is taking her down another path.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's all God.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're listening to the Christy Swan Show. On no
Speaker 2: Let's give away.
Speaker 1: A bum bag, Chrissies quizzy.
Speaker 2: How bum bags have been full to overflowing with goodies
Speaker 2: for the last few weeks. What's in today's jack?
Speaker 3: Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2: Sorry Mary? Hi, of all the of all the afternoons
Speaker 2: to get through and there's nothing but cobwebs in them.
Speaker 8: Talking to you is enough, Chrissy Mary.
Speaker 2: I can see that you're from Ballarat. How is it there?
Speaker 5: God? I love it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's very quiet and family oriented.
Speaker 8: I moved from Melbourne ten years ago.
Speaker 2: Have you had a coffee and a cronut from that
Speaker 2: amazing place? I think it's called Espresso or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh definitely, guys.
Speaker 2: We're not going to get away, oh God, and sorry,
Speaker 2: we're actually on air, Mary, I'm not sitting at your
Speaker 2: tame nationally. Hello, Ella, how are you, darling?
Speaker 7: I'm good?
Speaker 9: How are you look?
Speaker 2: I feel very bad that there's nothing in the bum bag?
Speaker 2: Could we put something in? I have a look on
Speaker 2: the big prizes because I can't find mine.
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Speaker 2: Oh yes, please, all right, then let's go, ladies, your names,
Speaker 2: your buzzers. It is the best of five, which you
Speaker 2: know means that the first person to get three answers
Speaker 2: correct wins the game, the bum bag and the neutrabiller flip.
Speaker 2: Let's get cracking.
Speaker 3: Question number one.
Speaker 2: Who won the block last night?
Speaker 3: Mary?
Speaker 2: Ella?
Speaker 3: Yes, Mary, Maddie and Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're a big fan.
Speaker 8: Not really, but I did take notice of it because
Speaker 8: of the Lambo guy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, mister Lambo to show off. Question number two, Mary,
Speaker 3: do you know.
Speaker 2: My friend Victoria Ways she lives in Sorry, that's right?
Speaker 3: Question answer?
Speaker 2: What does it's a small town? You know what it's like?
Speaker 2: What does the FN key stand for on computers? And yes,
Speaker 2: Ella function? Yes you could have put a gun to
Speaker 2: my head and I wouldn't know the answer. Really, I
Speaker 2: would have thought that sounded for that stood for F
Speaker 2: and nothing.
Speaker 3: That's the one I do you know. I just would think.
Speaker 2: That's how you and I talk, You know, not much
Speaker 2: n M and question number three. Thirteen years ago today,
Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran released this song what's it called?
Speaker 3: I love this? When you get thirteen years old?
Speaker 2: These things happened?
Speaker 1: I love you better now?
Speaker 2: Oh I love this. I'm going to have a lot
Speaker 2: add it to my list?
Speaker 3: Mary or Ela? Do you know the name of it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, ide no, but do you know the name? Do
Speaker 2: you know the song?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 2: You can sing a lot? Yeah, that's because he dary. Yes.
Speaker 3: Are you going to say out of touch? No, it's not.
Speaker 2: But that is the annoying thing that some artists do
Speaker 2: is that they call a song a name that doesn't
Speaker 2: appear anywhere prominently within. That annoys me.
Speaker 3: I know that is irritating.
Speaker 2: That's going to be my sweetfit statement. You can get
Speaker 2: a list together.
Speaker 3: It's called Lego house. Ladies. Question number four, you're both
Speaker 3: on a point. Each should have.
Speaker 2: Called it amount of touch? Question number four. The nominees
Speaker 2: for the twenty twenty five. Is we're announced on Saturday?
Speaker 2: Which artist received eleven nomination? Yes? Mary, Yes, it's two
Speaker 2: for Mary, I believe it is.
Speaker 3: Question number five, This is for the win.
Speaker 2: Mary, can you name the boy band starting with B
Speaker 2: that has Ronan keating up front? Mary? No, No, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't have known this either. I'm gonna. I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go of course it's boys on.
Speaker 3: Boys.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's boys. You can't say it.
Speaker 3: After question six. This is still for the win, Mary, A.
Speaker 2: Dison air wrap is used on what Mary? Ella? Yeah?
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 3: Question number seven, this is for the win for either
Speaker 3: of you Mary and Ella.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna the song. I'm going to say
Speaker 2: the name of a song, and you've got to say
Speaker 2: what musical it's from me?
Speaker 3: Your name is still your buzzer.
Speaker 2: Okay. The song is defying gravity, Ella, Ella wicked. Yes, Mary,
Speaker 2: you had that snatched from your cold dead hands.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Mary. Ella.
Speaker 4: You have won a limited edition Christy Swan show bumbag
Speaker 4: and the Neutrable.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to give you a neutrible at flip too, Mary,
Speaker 2: because I like the cut of your jib.
Speaker 3: I'm thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Do you know who would love a neutrabule Jamie Oliver
Speaker 4: and he joins us next.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show and he's ready for us.
Speaker 2: Hello, Jamie Olivero. Hello, okay, oh my goodness. I've been
Speaker 2: in his biz for twenty one years, Jamie Oliver and
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever spoken to you. It's a
Speaker 2: great honor.
Speaker 5: Ah, thanks well, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Well, we're so thrilled to welcome me onto the Christy
Speaker 2: Swan Show to talk about simply, Jamie, the latest book
Speaker 2: which I have seen on the shelves at kmart. And look,
Speaker 2: there may or may not have been three copies in
Speaker 2: my basket, because there is no greater gift for a
Speaker 2: time poor cook.
Speaker 11: That's the whole intention. Get people cooking that say they
Speaker 11: haven't got time, give them the skills, simple principles, and
Speaker 11: hopefully when you opened it you saw I've kind of
Speaker 11: broken it down to be sort of simpler than ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did. It is like you have designed it
Speaker 2: for my specific lady madness brain. I like the words
Speaker 2: speedy in the description. I like a stew that takes
Speaker 2: twenty minutes from go to woe and let's talk about
Speaker 2: trey bakes. Please.
Speaker 11: Tray bakes are about best friends. And it's like, if
Speaker 11: you get a bunch of best friends in a room,
Speaker 11: you're gonna have a good time. Right, So you just
Speaker 11: get a bunch of ingredients that work, but they also
Speaker 11: flavor each other, and then you know, I guess the
Speaker 11: idea of like the modern day.
Speaker 5: Fan now is different to how it was.
Speaker 11: Right, So, you know, you get home from work, I
Speaker 11: don't know, seven o'clock, Like you put a bunch of
Speaker 11: friends together in a tray, whack it in the oven.
Speaker 11: It only takes five minutes to put together, and then
Speaker 11: let it have twenty thirty, forty minutes whatever it is
Speaker 11: to do its thing while you kind of freshen up,
Speaker 11: you know, do whatever you got to do, and then
Speaker 11: fill the house up with beautiful smells and have a
Speaker 11: delicious meal.
Speaker 2: You don't even you don't even realize how you change lives.
Speaker 2: The fact that you've just introduced the idea of ingredients
Speaker 2: being best friends. My mind just exploded, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, of course I can sit in front
Speaker 2: of stand in front of my fridge and go, okay,
Speaker 2: so I've got some chicken or you're good friends with mushrooms.
Speaker 2: You get along the right and then you can just
Speaker 2: throw everything together that are friends. That's genius, Jacob.
Speaker 11: Really, And in my game, like what, I'm just trying
Speaker 11: to sort of give you the code and the clues
Speaker 11: and the combos. So before I even wrote a recipe
Speaker 11: in this book, I do something quite boring, and I
Speaker 11: go through basket data of what the average Aussie will.
Speaker 5: Be buying generally.
Speaker 11: So the only thing that never lies is basket data, right,
Speaker 11: because it's it's one hundred percent true. So I know
Speaker 11: that the protein of choice is chicken breast or a salmon.
Speaker 5: Fill it right.
Speaker 11: So if you flick through that first chapter, I've only
Speaker 11: broken it down into five chapters. Like you're going to
Speaker 11: see people are bored of salmon. So I'll make you're
Speaker 11: not bored of it, you know. I'll give you loads
Speaker 11: of combos, a little wrap, a little kind of a
Speaker 11: cut and of stuff.
Speaker 5: You know, chicken breast boring again? Dry, Okay, let me
Speaker 5: show you how to make it.
Speaker 11: We've got like no cook pasta sauces so eleven minutes
Speaker 11: boiling water and in that time you use some really
Speaker 11: accessible ingredients to make a no cook pasta sauce. I'm
Speaker 11: trying to write recipes from the ingredients that I know.
Speaker 5: You've got already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have.
Speaker 11: I don't even want you to go shopping. I want
Speaker 11: you to just go ah, okay, cool.
Speaker 2: Oh fantastic. You have been a part of our families
Speaker 2: across the country for many decades, and it's a great
Speaker 2: honor because everybody's got their favorite Jamie Oliver recipe. When
Speaker 2: we were talking about you this morning, your ears must
Speaker 2: have been burning, Jamie. But Jack was talking about one
Speaker 2: of his most vivid memories and it involves you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm twenty seven, Jamie, and we were very much a
Speaker 4: Jamie ol of a household, Like the only cookbooks on
Speaker 4: our kitchen bench were yours. And there was a particular
Speaker 4: dish I reckon Mum made fortnightly, if not weekly. I
Speaker 4: remember it had guinness in it, and it was like
Speaker 4: a stew of sorts, or like a dark stew.
Speaker 5: Do you yeah? I think I think that? Did I
Speaker 5: name it Andy the gas man stew? Yeah? Maybe it's
Speaker 5: like it was like my mate who was a gas man.
Speaker 5: Funny enough, it was a.
Speaker 11: Simple boy, no, but he loved a good stew and
Speaker 11: then from that stew, you can turn it into either
Speaker 11: a pasta sauce. You can have it over mashed potato,
Speaker 11: and you can turn it into a pie. But yeah,
Speaker 11: I think the idea of having some beer or some
Speaker 11: you know, guinness or porter with lovely caramelized veggies and
Speaker 11: cheap cuts of meat and just letting time make it delicious.
Speaker 11: I mean, yeah, hopefully you enjoyed it, but it's food's
Speaker 11: very nostalgic, you know, people get into the room. I
Speaker 11: mean they always say that people only ever cook four
Speaker 11: things from a cookbook. Hopefully my average is a bit better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I call it the splatter test. And trust me,
Speaker 2: the splatter test on the pages of your books is
Speaker 2: there's a lot more than four pages that are sticking together.
Speaker 4: I love that when you come to Australia, what do
Speaker 4: you what food do you get most excited to eat
Speaker 4: or use? When cookie or even what restaurant do you
Speaker 4: get most excited to visit?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a really good question.
Speaker 11: I mean I think like certainly over here, all the
Speaker 11: fish that you get is very different. You know that
Speaker 11: the Southern hemisphere fish is very different to the northern
Speaker 11: So that's always you know, we don't have Barra Mundy
Speaker 11: and things like that, so that's kind of cool. Amazing
Speaker 11: stone fruit here, like just the waves of immigration that
Speaker 11: makes the patchwork quilt of what is Australia.
Speaker 5: I love that spirit and I love I don't know.
Speaker 11: I think there's like this blend of authenticity, but yet
Speaker 11: Australia chef. Australian chefs are still exploring, you know. So
Speaker 11: I mean some people might call it fusion cooking, but
Speaker 11: chefs they get offended by that, but I don't think
Speaker 11: they need to. I think, like I went to a
Speaker 11: restaurant yesterday, a place called Clambar, and it was really
Speaker 11: good lunch, amazing service, like really confident, simple cooking. And
Speaker 11: I said to the way, like, what do you think
Speaker 11: this restaurant is? He goes, it's an American steakhouse. I
Speaker 11: say that it's not.
Speaker 5: It's this is like.
Speaker 11: Upscale Ozzie bistro like and I know it's just like
Speaker 11: words and it sounds like it ain't a steakhouse.
Speaker 5: And I just love.
Speaker 11: I know that there's something about the Aussie vibe that's
Speaker 11: casual but serious. The service is great, like obviously the
Speaker 11: wine's really good. You got some amazing ingredients.
Speaker 5: Out here, So yeah, I just love it. I think
Speaker 5: it's fun.
Speaker 11: I mean, if you go to Melbourne, there's lots of
Speaker 11: smaller restaurants and you really get a sense of the
Speaker 11: kind of community that lives there.
Speaker 5: So I find that really cool.
Speaker 2: Well, we find you really cool, Jamie, and we've been
Speaker 2: out madly trying to get across some interesting facts about you.
Speaker 2: And will you stick around. We're going to play around
Speaker 2: of a brand new game that we have created just
Speaker 2: for you. It's called Lies, Google has told me.
Speaker 3: With Je Okay.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for sticking around, Jamie.
Speaker 5: You're welcome now to be This is.
Speaker 2: A brand new segment called lies, Google has told me.
Speaker 3: Lies.
Speaker 2: Google has told me these are all things that I
Speaker 2: have found about you, and I am guessing most of
Speaker 2: them are untrue. But let's see, Jamie Oliver, do you
Speaker 2: hate passnips?
Speaker 5: No? I quite like past nips, Google.
Speaker 2: Sys Google says you really.
Speaker 11: I grow pass nips for the love of God. I
Speaker 11: wouldn't grow them if I hated him?
Speaker 2: So great? Is this true? Jamie Oliver cannot draw for
Speaker 2: the life of him.
Speaker 11: I think being a to draw is possibly subjective, like
Speaker 11: I mean most of my childhood was spent during phallic
Speaker 11: you know, phallic thing, and I'm very good at that.
Speaker 5: Male and female.
Speaker 11: But no, I mean I spent a lot of my
Speaker 11: life drawing and then I show it to an illustrator
Speaker 11: or an artist and say something like that. Okay, I
Speaker 11: don't know how to answer that.
Speaker 2: Jamie Oliver loves playing the drums. True, Okay, there you go.
Speaker 5: We got one drum.
Speaker 2: Jamie Oliver has a d I y tattoo.
Speaker 5: No, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Oh I love the detail on this one.
Speaker 11: You are on my On my thirtieth birthday, I think,
Speaker 11: or maybe it was my fo No. On my fortieth birthday,
Speaker 11: I was on a radio show and they said, like,
Speaker 11: you're going to have any midlife crisis, and I said,
Speaker 11: I'll probably get a tattoo. And then somehow we ended
Speaker 11: up doing like a national competition to work out what
Speaker 11: to have tattooed on me, and the winner of the
Speaker 11: tattoo was to have Aldente tattooed on my penis. Thank
Speaker 11: you very much for that. I didn't get it done.
Speaker 11: I mean it was a good idea. I get it's
Speaker 11: quite creative. But now I am currently tattooless.
Speaker 2: I mean I am wincing at the idea of the
Speaker 2: Italian phrase for to the tooth or to the teeth.
Speaker 5: On your.
Speaker 11: There's gonna be a load of Australian Italians going, that's
Speaker 11: a really good idea.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: Next one, you love karaoke, and if you had your way,
Speaker 2: you would have a karaoke machine in every room of
Speaker 2: your house.
Speaker 11: No, that's my wife. I hate karaoke. It's disgusting and
Speaker 11: it ruins nights.
Speaker 2: You love marmite?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you like vegimite? Do you love vega?
Speaker 5: Of course I do.
Speaker 2: And you constantly set off your home fire alarm and
Speaker 2: you owe your local fire brigade a heap of cash.
Speaker 11: I probably will send them a box of wine this.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I have a very good fire system in my house,
Speaker 11: which is quite old, and they have been called out
Speaker 11: one too many times, sometimes because of fireplaces that have
Speaker 11: kind of you know, set themselves on fire like rockets,
Speaker 11: and sometimes because I've burnt wait for it toaste.
Speaker 5: Imagine I literally I.
Speaker 11: It went off, and once it's gone off, you're pressing
Speaker 11: all the buttons to get it off. But then it
Speaker 11: goes through and then I form andutes like, whoo, that's
Speaker 11: Jamie Oliver.
Speaker 5: What happened? I'm like, I burnt toast? And then no,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry I've wasted your time. But yeah, embarrassing,
Speaker 5: Sorry about.
Speaker 2: That, Jamie. That concludes our round of lies at Google
Speaker 2: has told me thank you so much for your time today.
Speaker 2: Everybody going out you get Jamie's book. It is a cracker.
Speaker 2: I am staring right now at a recipe for baked
Speaker 2: bolonaise pancakes. I mean bolonnaise and pancakes. N but more
Speaker 2: on you wait, you got a child.
Speaker 5: On Yucky one.
Speaker 4: And Jamie, we've got to quickly mention your new show
Speaker 4: on Channel ten this Friday night, seven point thirty.
Speaker 3: It's called Jamie Fast and Simple.
Speaker 5: Yes, that accompanies the book.
Speaker 11: And this is my attempt to grab you lovely Ossies
Speaker 11: and not just you know, show you, but like, you know,
Speaker 11: get you inspired about really simple cooking.
Speaker 5: I want Ozzie's to go.
Speaker 2: I can do this, Thanks again, Jack, Jamie.
Speaker 5: All right, guys, Loves of Love, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan show First, Chrissies Clickfait Mattel have released The Wicked,
Speaker 2: So the Wicked movie is coming.
Speaker 3: Out see next Thursday. Swani hit cinemas next Thursday.
Speaker 2: It's got Ariana Grande and everyone's dying to see it.
Speaker 2: If you love it, you can get a doll. And
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the one that is Ariana Grande's Cary
Speaker 2: looks exactly like Ariana Grande.
Speaker 3: They've nailed that jaw.
Speaker 2: How how do they do it? And the eyes, those
Speaker 2: dreamy little Bambi eyes.
Speaker 3: She really looks like a Disney princess in real life.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get to a scandalous element on the box,
Speaker 2: but I've just been reminded. I love a doll of
Speaker 2: somebody that you know, like I love to really look
Speaker 2: at the faces and think, how did they do that?
Speaker 2: I've had a doll made of me before there was
Speaker 2: a promotion or a fancy machine or something actually through
Speaker 2: Australia Post. Would you believe what? And you would? I know?
Speaker 2: Maybe I dreamed it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, But how have you never showed me this?
Speaker 3: I want to see at irl.
Speaker 2: I think we were working together when I did it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you went in and then you've got a body scan
Speaker 2: and then they made you this doll. Anyway, it was
Speaker 2: at my house. I was wearing a blue and white
Speaker 2: dress when I you know, was when it happened anyway,
Speaker 2: So it was me this little doll. My friend's brother
Speaker 2: was there from the UK or whatever, and he saw
Speaker 2: the doll and he picked it up and laughed. I
Speaker 2: didn't realize that it was of me, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 2: she's a sturdy lass. She's a sturdy lass. And my
Speaker 2: friend looked at him and looked at me and was like,
Speaker 2: ha ha.
Speaker 3: Ha, what did you say.
Speaker 2: I just pretended I couldn't hear it because I thought
Speaker 2: how embarrassing for him. You're right, she is a sturdy lass.
Speaker 2: But imagine if I had said, oh, that's me and
Speaker 2: then he ah, and.
Speaker 3: Just watched the ground hopefully open up.
Speaker 2: I know, thank god though, that I didn't have a
Speaker 2: website on the box, because the website written on this
Speaker 2: matel box of the around a Grande Wicked Doll is
Speaker 2: w DW dot Wicked dot com. And if a kiddie
Speaker 2: puts that into their computer, they will be taken to
Speaker 2: a very.
Speaker 1: Place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sort of place that requires an age authorization
Speaker 2: in order to get in. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Now, parents are apparently losing their mind over this swey
Speaker 4: isn't that big of a deal, like Mattel apologized, Like
Speaker 4: there's a little restriction, like you said, you have to
Speaker 4: take it a you're eighteen and over.
Speaker 3: Is this just outrage for the sake of outraging.
Speaker 2: I want to say it is, but I would not
Speaker 2: care less. I'd go, Okay, well, like you saw some
Speaker 2: well you can't even it's a black it's a black page.
Speaker 4: Also, who's reading the back of those boxes? What kids
Speaker 4: going to a website?
Speaker 2: I used to read every single word of every single
Speaker 2: box I ever received, absolutely serial box everything you did it? Yes,
Speaker 2: I did. You're like some people are like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would have read it if I if I really
Speaker 2: wanted this toy and I got it, I would have
Speaker 2: read every single thing that yeah wow, okay. But also
Speaker 2: you can find these websites.
Speaker 3: Anywhere, and sorry, parents of kids already have.
Speaker 2: And also one percent of kids have this box with
Speaker 2: from weget one hundred percent of people have got Google. All. Right,
Speaker 2: before we go, we need to talk about Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 2: sap Gap. She was performing and there was a mosh
Speaker 2: pit and somebody weed in it. Somebody did a warm wee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: please please don't die. On me what rhymes with please
Speaker 2: wheeze peeze, weeez weeez. I mean, this is why I
Speaker 2: would never go into a mosh pit, because you've got it.
Speaker 2: You've got to think. These people who have been queuing
Speaker 2: to get in, they don't want to miss a second,
Speaker 2: that's the thing. They don't want to miss a second
Speaker 2: of the performance. And some people are animals, absolute animals.
Speaker 2: Other concert goers felt.
Speaker 4: Norm we that would do me in, Like I would
Speaker 4: just want to drop dead on the floor there and then.
Speaker 2: I would pay. I would pay the entire value of
Speaker 2: the block to see you in a be.
Speaker 3: With someone we.
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