Speaker 1: We've got Get Morning every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: So Bruce mcavan of course part of the coverage for
Speaker 2: the Presim Finals and also tomorrow for the big day.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking forward to just nestling in and listening
Speaker 2: to the beautiful expert tones of Bruce mcavany.
Speaker 3: Where are you going to watch the game? Please?
Speaker 2: Well, I am technically working, but.
Speaker 4: It's okay, I hope Channel seven don't mind me saying this.
Speaker 4: It's quite a loose arrangement on the weekend with you
Speaker 4: and the boys in sport, isn't it.
Speaker 2: So I may watch the first half somewhere. I've got
Speaker 2: a mate by the name of Justin who's having a
Speaker 2: bit of a party just near our house. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I might watch the first half there, and then
Speaker 2: I might go back to work.
Speaker 5: I'm not really sure yet. Okay, but even you know,
Speaker 5: if I watch.
Speaker 2: The work, it's even better because you can nestle in
Speaker 2: the corner and just absolutely study the hell out of
Speaker 2: not just Bruce mcavany, but the actual game.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 2: It is that one day in the calendar where everything
Speaker 2: just needs to be perfect, particularly for the blokes.
Speaker 5: No interruptions, thanks, no, thank you, Sorry, live.
Speaker 4: You mean, particularly the bloke. So that is such a
Speaker 4: boy thing to say. Fifty percent of the people that
Speaker 4: watch the.
Speaker 5: Oh I know big fan over here.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, women love footy as much as men.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, that's fair enough.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'll stand correct that. I apologize.
Speaker 4: I'm very invested in it, but it's still the question
Speaker 4: still remains, what work are you doing tomorrow? It would
Speaker 4: be a very different story of Port Adelaide. We're in
Speaker 4: the Grand Final, but they're not. As far as I
Speaker 4: can see, there's not much for you to.
Speaker 5: Do still thirty six is are playing tomorrow?
Speaker 2: How about that? A right good effort. Their MBL schedule
Speaker 2: a little game against the AFOL.
Speaker 4: Grand Final, So Adelaide thirty six's first game of the season,
Speaker 4: second gime of the season is on Grand Final.
Speaker 5: All this gets the type hands five o'clock.
Speaker 2: It makes you wonder that who's not doing something else
Speaker 2: but watching the Grand Final?
Speaker 5: Who's been stitched up here?
Speaker 3: I would love to hear on thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: I've been to a wedding on Grand Final day before
Speaker 4: and just goodness me, everyone sitting around with their phones.
Speaker 3: In their laps, just with their heads at the reception,
Speaker 3: not paying any attention.
Speaker 2: Did the bride or the ill everyone who comes through
Speaker 2: it and they're like, why did you choose AFL Grand
Speaker 2: Final day? Well, babe, I have no idea, but this
Speaker 2: was like six months ago and twenty eighth of September
Speaker 2: was really cheap for some reason. What happened there? Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. What are you doing tomorrow other than
Speaker 2: watching the Big Gun?
Speaker 3: It is not related. Have you been stitched up by someone?
Speaker 3: Is the question?
Speaker 5: Have you been locked into something from your partner?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Like are you serious? So I'm doing this instead of
Speaker 2: watching the AFL Grand Final because.
Speaker 5: You'd expect it at a wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is the bare minimum that they have a screen
Speaker 2: playing it?
Speaker 3: Do people do that?
Speaker 5: I think so? I've seen that before.
Speaker 2: Okay, but for other weddings or as a bride and
Speaker 2: groom expecting you to pay a complete attention to them
Speaker 2: and just forget that the AFL Grand Final is even happening.
Speaker 3: It's a good question. Thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved
Speaker 3: this morning?
Speaker 2: Have you been stitched up tomorrow? On Grand Final Day?
Speaker 2: What else are you doing? Massive day on the calendar
Speaker 2: Tomorrow twentieth September, Brisbane taking on the Swan's AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Everyone's watching it in this country, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Sure, well you would think, I mean, you'd be very
Speaker 4: unlucky if you got stitched up and someone had organized
Speaker 4: something for you on grown final day.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Sally from Plimpton. Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 3: guys morning. Have you been throwing a fur fee here?
Speaker 3: What's happened?
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, it is my daughter's doing, but God bless her,
Speaker 6: it's the first aid course. Oh, never want to come
Speaker 6: in and Geelong we're playing at the pub. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's okay.
Speaker 3: I don't mind how long you looked in for.
Speaker 6: Well, one of the centule said two thirty once, there's
Speaker 6: three thirty, once there's four o'clock. So I guess I'll
Speaker 6: hang out there unless my knees can't get off the
Speaker 6: ground because half the time you're on.
Speaker 7: Your knees, yest.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I might get the last out because I
Speaker 6: am a Swanny's supporter as well, so I'm hedging my
Speaker 6: bets everywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh dearing me.
Speaker 2: When you're working the mannequin there, Sally, and they're like
Speaker 2: it's one compression every four seconds and you're like, now,
Speaker 2: let's speed this up.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I think that's called a trio or what fibrillation
Speaker 6: or something, you know when Yeah, but it's all worth it,
Speaker 6: you know, in the long run.
Speaker 5: Yeah, politefully disagreement.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Sally. Should we take another gop?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Should be thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Yes, Stephanie from Andrew's Farm. Good morning, Steph.
Speaker 8: Morning goes are doing good?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 3: What have you got one tomorrow?
Speaker 8: Oh, we've got our daughters going to a seventh birthday party?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: What time? What time? Steph?
Speaker 8: It's in the afternoon and it's at the cinemas, So great,
Speaker 8: we're going to be locked out for a little while
Speaker 8: because it goes for obviously, the movie goes for.
Speaker 5: An hour and a bit. Oh my gosh, Steph.
Speaker 3: Surely that's this drop and run situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Maybe she's a little bit older, I think, because there's
Speaker 8: like some younger ones there as well. So we'll see
Speaker 8: if it is, we might just drop and run. We'll
Speaker 8: play it by ear, but for now it's like we'll.
Speaker 2: Stay with her specifically, Steph, what are we talking? It's
Speaker 2: not like two thirty to four thirty or something, is it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: It is twelve till.
Speaker 5: Two.
Speaker 8: Then there's a little bit afterwards, so we might be
Speaker 8: able to get her out early and then drive home.
Speaker 5: That's what you're miss, Katie Perry.
Speaker 4: She shall get the game steps up the back of
Speaker 4: the seventh Thursday part of Kate, We'll bring out the cake.
Speaker 5: Where's the cake? Let's get this thing movie?
Speaker 2: What are you doing tomorrow instead of watching the AFL
Speaker 2: Grand Final?
Speaker 5: How have you been stitched out?
Speaker 4: And what we're finding is that things have been organized
Speaker 4: for people by other people. Yes, which is not ideal,
Speaker 4: is it. Let's go to Chloe from Freeling. What are
Speaker 4: you doing tomorrow? That isn't the AFL Grand Final?
Speaker 5: I have a Hen's day, Okay, the hen in particular?
Speaker 5: Was she aware that it's a four Grand Final tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: She just doesn't follow the football.
Speaker 3: Right And do you follow the football?
Speaker 1: Chloe?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 8: I'm a poor supporter. And she was yet very grateful
Speaker 8: that they lost last week. Thank you, yes, thank you,
Speaker 8: thank you?
Speaker 2: So Chloe, do you will there be some sort of
Speaker 2: TV where you guys can watch a pub or something?
Speaker 1: Chloe? No?
Speaker 8: Is that a gin distillery? So I'm not one hundred
Speaker 8: percent sure whether there'll be a TV but yeah, I'm
Speaker 8: sure we'll have a few throwings out.
Speaker 7: Watching that hurt.
Speaker 3: It hurts, It hurts your soul. If you're an AFL lover,
Speaker 3: feel I.
Speaker 2: Feel like this particular hand got a good bargain for today.
Speaker 4: Chloe as well, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, all right, enjoy anyway, Chloe,
Speaker 4: thanks for the call Tony from Green with good morning.
Speaker 3: You're there, toy.
Speaker 5: Maybe it does, thank you, hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got you.
Speaker 5: Can you hear us?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, no.
Speaker 9: My daughter's got a dance competition that goes from one
Speaker 9: o'clock in the afternoon until the awards termin.
Speaker 7: Is at nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: And I mean this with all due respect, Tony. Congratulations
Speaker 2: to your daughter and in a vas because she did
Speaker 2: so well.
Speaker 5: But that sucks.
Speaker 4: And Tony, as a mother of a dancer, I didn't
Speaker 4: say dance mum, but how good is it watching other
Speaker 4: kids dance on grand final day?
Speaker 3: Because you have to sit through.
Speaker 4: A heap of other kids dancing before you can get
Speaker 4: to your own.
Speaker 3: Oh man, they go.
Speaker 9: For soot six hours between her first performance and their secondermat.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of a lot of watching, Tony.
Speaker 3: Is there a chance you can duck out to the
Speaker 3: pub or something.
Speaker 9: I'll try.
Speaker 5: I'll try my best like that.
Speaker 4: Oh man, that hurts. Oh yeah, let's go to Emma
Speaker 4: from Redwood Park.
Speaker 3: Good morning, m Hey guys, how are you? Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3: What's on tomorrow?
Speaker 10: Well, there's a Grand Final apparently, and there's no Victorian
Speaker 10: Grand Final, which I was absolutely ecstatic about.
Speaker 1: Go this sawning.
Speaker 10: But I have a wedding. I'm going to a wedding
Speaker 10: of my husband's work colleague who I've never met. He's
Speaker 10: never met the husband. To me, gonna be a rip
Speaker 10: roaring good time. I know my husband and one other
Speaker 10: person who I have five minutes communication with.
Speaker 5: The hell do you guys get?
Speaker 10: They are a very close knit work so it's also
Speaker 10: even which we all had that. But yeah, he's like
Speaker 10: a wedding and I gave a massive byeroll I won't life.
Speaker 10: And then I saw the date and I was like,
Speaker 10: that's not.
Speaker 4: I feel exactly the same, would like if some random
Speaker 4: in sales asked us to their wedding on day.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I mean a bit of advice
Speaker 2: for you as well, Emma. Don't do what I'll usually
Speaker 2: do in a situation like that. We don't know anyone
Speaker 2: that is strict excessively.
Speaker 1: Plan.
Speaker 5: Let's just wash your space and see what happens.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, all right, we'll have fun tomorrow.
Speaker 5: You guys Jodes, do you remember your wedding.
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, both of them.
Speaker 5: The music is important, isn't it. It is you need a
Speaker 5: good DJ.
Speaker 2: Don'd you go as far as really honing in and
Speaker 2: selecting the music or did you just trust the DJ?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, we had to select the music because I didn't
Speaker 4: trust the DJ because we were in Bali, so most
Speaker 4: of our musical preferences got lost in translation. So our
Speaker 4: wedding song was what it was supposed to be. Our
Speaker 4: leaving song wasn't what it was supposed to be. I
Speaker 4: think he played Angels by Robbie Williams. That definitely wasn't
Speaker 4: our request.
Speaker 2: Yes, And on top of that, like you say, I
Speaker 2: want Angels by Robi Williams, and all of a sudden
Speaker 2: he's playing the Angels and you're like, oh.
Speaker 5: There's a big difference.
Speaker 3: No way, get.
Speaker 5: I love myself, Dave Glease, what about this? So one't
Speaker 5: groom to be?
Speaker 2: That's the groom has gone public with his choices in
Speaker 2: advance of the music that his adamant doesn't play at
Speaker 2: his wedding. And some of the choices were really surprised
Speaker 2: because amongst this list I think are some absolute must
Speaker 2: have bangers. Yeah, there's some Black Eyed Peas songs on
Speaker 2: Fine with Our Tones and I a bit of Pharrell,
Speaker 2: bit of Mark Ronson, bit of Survivor Ei the Tiger.
Speaker 2: That's fine, you don't need them at your wedding. Okay,
Speaker 2: what about this for some of the tunes. And I'm
Speaker 2: just going to play this straight up and not just
Speaker 2: don't look back an Anger by Oasis, anything by Oasis,
Speaker 2: anything by Oasis. You don't imagine going to a wedding
Speaker 2: and at some stage not hearing either don't look back
Speaker 2: at Anger or Wonderwall and not belting it along way?
Speaker 5: Thank god?
Speaker 3: Are you even married?
Speaker 5: What are we doing? Doesn't that?
Speaker 2: Actually doesn't that consummate the marriage?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you there's one one here that is ridiculous
Speaker 4: that should be on every dance floor at every wedding ever,
Speaker 4: and that's Sweet Caroline two.
Speaker 3: What are you joking?
Speaker 2: You won't have Neil diamonds Sweet Carolines particular grown goodness me,
Speaker 2: I don't say this lightly grow the hell up, grow up.
Speaker 2: If you do you want a successful marriage, I want
Speaker 2: the big one for me though as well. When you
Speaker 2: mentioned before, he has come out and said no thanks
Speaker 2: to the great man who wears a pink suit so
Speaker 2: beautiful him.
Speaker 5: Sagging the piss.
Speaker 2: What's going on here? No, Robbie Williams Angels for Men?
Speaker 2: What a snooze fist?
Speaker 3: That is so popular?
Speaker 4: That song that my barlinesue DJ played it just off
Speaker 4: his own back.
Speaker 5: All the odds.
Speaker 2: Was there any particular songs? So let's say, let's just
Speaker 2: go in a different world. Let's say you had a
Speaker 2: third marriage. If you, guys reknew your vat vows, you
Speaker 2: redid it again because you want an Australian wedding.
Speaker 5: Any songs you're saying absolutely know to.
Speaker 3: How many Jody's been married multiple times?
Speaker 5: Jokes?
Speaker 3: Are you going to drop in this little break of ours?
Speaker 5: Three got at least two more.
Speaker 4: There's one particular song that I don't think is really
Speaker 4: appropriate at a wedding, and that's I can't feel my
Speaker 4: face by the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense, can't feel your face because of
Speaker 2: the love for the illicit substances.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Not your wedding, No, the one for me, which I
Speaker 2: had to put my foot down, but Kara insisted on
Speaker 2: walking down the aisle to from the good you'd have
Speaker 2: seen my parents and her parents just bopping along.
Speaker 5: The bucket and that's some what. It was a great wedding.
Speaker 5: It was a really great wedding.
Speaker 2: Your father, he's only money six nothing.
Speaker 5: Okay, just sit down and go, well, well, it's a
Speaker 5: bit naughty. Can we even talk about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What if we specifically designate the time that rhymes with
Speaker 2: the word naughty, great, nice, and early, and then maybe
Speaker 2: we can get away with it.
Speaker 3: The naughty at six forty.
Speaker 4: This is where we can talk about all this stuff
Speaker 4: that's probably a little.
Speaker 5: Inappropriate, a little bit risque.
Speaker 6: For the kiddies.
Speaker 3: So the kiddies are around, just maybe.
Speaker 4: She must usher muffs ushered them into another room or
Speaker 4: something like that. Okay, what about this story? An ex
Speaker 4: priest and former missionary who gave up their holy lives
Speaker 4: have become only fans stars who.
Speaker 3: Film all girl romps for their followers.
Speaker 5: Well, be honest with they did not see that to
Speaker 5: come in.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Former Brazilian pastor Anna Ikeban thirty six teamed up with
Speaker 4: another ex missionary. There's that word again, Addresser urak after subscribers.
Speaker 3: Begged them to shoot movies together.
Speaker 4: Keep it revealed you already had an eye for Iraq
Speaker 4: after they met during Brazil's Miss Bumbum contest.
Speaker 2: I so far had been unable to convince my wife
Speaker 2: to go to the Miss Bumbum contest.
Speaker 5: Okay, but at some stage who knows. It's on the list.
Speaker 4: For those who aren't familiar, it's a beauty pageant that
Speaker 4: recognizes the top buttocks in the South American nation.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Speaking to adult website Queen, the former Holy Woman said,
Speaker 4: I had already tried it on with Addresser at the
Speaker 4: time of Miss Bumbum, but she was dating, so it
Speaker 4: didn't happen.
Speaker 3: But now the time has come.
Speaker 4: Ava also raved about her co star's performance during the
Speaker 4: World film, calling it a historic scene that blew her away.
Speaker 4: We did it willingly and at the request of fans.
Speaker 4: There you go, as gracious. But despite their erotic careers,
Speaker 4: Akiva said, they are both still devout believers.
Speaker 3: It just puts new meaning to the words oh God, Yes.
Speaker 5: Doesn't God or even Jesus right?
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes in the height of passion those words
Speaker 2: could come out of your mouth. Can what about in
Speaker 2: the height of their passion and someone screams out Jesus
Speaker 2: Christ and the other one says, don't you bring him
Speaker 2: into this. On the eve of the AFL Grand Final,
Speaker 2: Swans lines no Bulldogs up and down for the Western Bulldogs.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately in the year was it?
Speaker 2: It certainly was for bulldogs fans Stones of the West.
Speaker 2: We're very inconsistent. Here's a headline bulldogs supporters didn't know
Speaker 2: was coming. An AFL club has probably been urged to
Speaker 2: retire their mascots and change the name of for seeding
Speaker 2: Mary Club were complained from the animal welfare group Pizza Oh,
Speaker 2: that is the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
Speaker 2: the Western Bulldogs.
Speaker 3: What's offensive about the bulldogs?
Speaker 2: Peter has said that the bulldogs is offensive because it's
Speaker 2: a breed that is often associated with deformities.
Speaker 5: They have massive trouble breathing.
Speaker 2: So because Peter are massive footy fans, yeah, they've said
Speaker 2: it's okay, it's okay. We don't want you to call
Speaker 2: the bulldogs. We want you to change it to the
Speaker 2: Western mutts. We shouldn't be encouraging bulldogs. Was a consistently
Speaker 2: have these deformities when they breed, which often leads to
Speaker 2: their death.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 5: So it's one of those breeds. It's a taboo. Breathe okay,
Speaker 5: So I mean the Western mutts.
Speaker 4: Here we go, baby, the Western mutts.
Speaker 5: The Western MutS like a.
Speaker 3: Mut is basically like the bottom range.
Speaker 5: Dog, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Why would you want to go your football team?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: It's very offensive? Some bad news. And this is also
Speaker 2: some breaking news as well, which you might see tonight
Speaker 2: just doing the circles on the news. A lot of
Speaker 2: other teams from troubles well, Josh, unfortunately, Oh no, Geelong
Speaker 2: Cats incredibly.
Speaker 5: Offensive to dogs.
Speaker 2: So the cats are out for twenty twenty five. The
Speaker 2: Tigers offend the lions, and the lions actually fend the tigers.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a big cat battle off. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: So Richmond Brisbane see you twenty twenty five. Wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to be the giants to turn the giants incredibly offensive
Speaker 2: to small people.
Speaker 5: So so GWS, thanks for coming.
Speaker 3: Appreciate.
Speaker 2: I don't think that we should have birds competing against
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true, it's not fair.
Speaker 5: No, I mean poor birds.
Speaker 2: So unfortunately, hawks, crows, Swan's Eagles, Magpie see lad of guys.
Speaker 2: This one actually has had a proper complaint before. I
Speaker 2: think the bombers, Oh, genuine active war essenon, see you later.
Speaker 2: You weren't going to win a final anyway, so you
Speaker 2: be competing in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5: This wouldn't surprise anyone.
Speaker 2: But the Demons are offended by the Saints, and the
Speaker 2: Saints are offended by the demons.
Speaker 4: It just doesn't work, okay, and will the Angels? Where
Speaker 4: do they sit with all of.
Speaker 2: This secured in Melbourne Sea Ladder, You're not in for
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. People from the Moon are offended that
Speaker 2: the Suns have their own so Gold Coast is out,
Speaker 2: which makes a lot of sense. So I guess that
Speaker 2: leaves us with the kangaroos, the dockers and the power.
Speaker 2: So congratulations, We're going to another prelim port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Interesting times a week.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just a little reflection on everything that's gone
Speaker 4: down this week, and just pay special attention everybody to
Speaker 4: the moment Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: Revealed that he probably failed you twelve maps.
Speaker 5: All right, okay, feedback's good.
Speaker 2: This is the week that was for the Beautiful Eyes
Speaker 2: of Jodiyodie's diary.
Speaker 3: Dear Diary, We've got a new motto, you guys.
Speaker 5: Wholes can return first thing tomorrow, sure is three times.
Speaker 2: It's grace her up again, screw bad boy up again,
Speaker 2: and go again.
Speaker 5: As we say, that's our motto, by the way, grace
Speaker 5: for up again.
Speaker 4: But the real thing this week shingles old shingles.
Speaker 5: Ladies, she is.
Speaker 3: We tried to look on the bright side silver ten.
Speaker 5: Days though it will clear up and you'll be better
Speaker 5: for it. Somehow, how I don't make.
Speaker 4: And if we weren't talking about dormant, infectious herpie like
Speaker 4: skin diseases, we were heavy into balley belly.
Speaker 5: Yeah you're start meeting was going.
Speaker 4: Turns out our little caller Evie had a similar issue, and.
Speaker 8: I got so I'd to go to the toilet in
Speaker 8: the bush.
Speaker 3: Speaking of we, my kids loves it.
Speaker 4: Our little four year old has had this thing right
Speaker 4: up until she was four, where she's like, I don't
Speaker 4: want to go to the toilet by myself, So if
Speaker 4: she went to the toilet, she needed a supervisor to
Speaker 4: stand there with her. And because she was starting school
Speaker 4: in a matter of weeks, we're like, no, you're going
Speaker 4: to have to go to the toilet by yourself when
Speaker 4: you start school.
Speaker 3: And she was like, you need a toilet and I
Speaker 3: was like, nah, So there's silence.
Speaker 4: There's good I don't know, seven eight minutes of silence,
Speaker 4: and I thought, oh, no, what she's doing. So I
Speaker 4: walk into the next room and she's squirting down with
Speaker 4: her pants around her and cooks.
Speaker 3: She's done a protest piece on her. I was like,
Speaker 3: you feel little, you know exactly.
Speaker 2: You wonder where she learned that from.
Speaker 4: And we proved that any old phrase can be remixed
Speaker 4: to go viral. After our boy Trumpy hit the charts.
Speaker 2: The dogs they're eating, the cats, they're eating the pets
Speaker 2: of the people who live there.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 3: The process sings really really easy to me.
Speaker 4: So I can guarantee you that I could take a phrase,
Speaker 4: any old phrase that was said in this studio. In
Speaker 4: this case, it was something that you said yesterday and
Speaker 4: turn it into a viral TikTok and such.
Speaker 5: So I pushed the buttons here. I'm guessing that that's
Speaker 5: what this random pink button is.
Speaker 2: Yes, inject me with that sweet, sweet humorous serums bottom
Speaker 2: to get you with that sweet, sweet humorous serums.
Speaker 8: Everyone's got their proper system.
Speaker 3: It's grand fine a week.
Speaker 2: This is what Melbourne does. They sit there, they claim,
Speaker 2: Oh we're the home of football, this.
Speaker 5: Is our game.
Speaker 2: Were we get to watch two into s eighteen's favada
Speaker 2: and the biggest day in Australia was.
Speaker 5: Football per year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it should be a good one. No Melbourne team's.
Speaker 5: Though, it's not fantastics. Let's just be on for a second.
Speaker 4: Sucked in Victoria And just in case you were wondering,
Speaker 4: Meatloaf won't be making a return for the Grand Final entertainment.
Speaker 9: Just bring the big fellow back. Oh wow, yeah he
Speaker 9: ain't coming back.
Speaker 5: He did.
Speaker 4: We found out Hazy is our resident mathematician.
Speaker 2: But since we've introduced the will, she's we're getting spinners
Speaker 2: two from six is it?
Speaker 4: Yeahs a week she said, two from six yesterday?
Speaker 5: Take that. That's like twenty is.
Speaker 4: Oh well, at least we found out and loose lips.
Speaker 4: He's got other redeeming features.
Speaker 5: That's banana has legs.
Speaker 3: You've got something about a big banana.
Speaker 5: Who really nearly but that has nothing to do with this.
Speaker 4: So to all the mass geniuses, that's like a twenty
Speaker 4: percent Ish make Loafing.
Speaker 3: And shingle Sufferers.
Speaker 4: The single legs go off this weekend, Kings and Queens
Speaker 4: all my love Jody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, answer to Joe. It's actually got a good feeling
Speaker 5: about this week.
Speaker 4: You well, okay, we've been significantly trailing the whole time.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 4: The theme this week was AFL Performances Past and Present.
Speaker 4: So I've gone one of the best performances at an
Speaker 4: AFL Grand Final of all time, and that is Robbie Williams.
Speaker 5: Exactly. I just felt like it was really safe. It's
Speaker 5: a really safe option. Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2: Oh for us, saw that op things so good, So
Speaker 2: I tried to go in a much different direction the
Speaker 2: Wolf Money.
Speaker 5: Sure, for sure. I was trailing pretty aggressively early, but
Speaker 5: then I put the play out there.
Speaker 2: I said, if you like puppies, definitely both my songs
Speaker 2: I vote for Jody would indicate that you do not
Speaker 2: like puppies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that smacks of desperation.
Speaker 5: It doesn't mons that doesn't like puppies.
Speaker 3: Producers. So he joins us in the studio and the result,
Speaker 3: do you have the result? You're on the Benny Hill Music.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sugarcoat
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 1: Drummer all plays.
Speaker 5: A colossal win by jokes.
Speaker 3: Hating your please seems to have gone the opposite direction.
Speaker 5: Really, sixty three to thirty seven, oh my gosh, which
Speaker 5: is about.
Speaker 3: Twenty percent by your starts right.
Speaker 2: Hayy, congratulations show. It takes us now to seventeen to fifteen.
Speaker 2: And for all those people.
Speaker 5: Hate puppies, what Joe's better than Christmas? Go to a
Speaker 5: Grand Final? Isn't it better than Christmas? On seven and seven?
Speaker 2: Plus the coverage starts at seven o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: has it for a build up early? And look, they
Speaker 2: just thought, why don't they get in the absolute best
Speaker 2: of the best for the prelim finals and the Grand Final?
Speaker 5: Yes, and this makes me quite excited to say that.
Speaker 2: The great Bruce mcavani, who joins us on over nine
Speaker 2: one nine this morning, Good morning to you, Bruce.
Speaker 1: Kaz and Jody.
Speaker 7: It is exciting, isn't it?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 7: What a great brand final we've got in store?
Speaker 4: I think Bruce, we were just saying the two teams
Speaker 4: are both super exciting to watch. They play a really,
Speaker 4: really exciting brand of football. It's going to be a
Speaker 4: cracking match.
Speaker 7: You have to say that, no, Jody, I completely agree.
Speaker 7: I mean it's what I been thinking about all week,
Speaker 7: and I mean they're great to watch. The two teams
Speaker 7: that are in I think ripping form. Im in Sydney
Speaker 7: had the bad patch late in the year and then
Speaker 7: been able to pick themselves up. That sort of late
Speaker 7: win against Collingwood I think got them back on track.
Speaker 7: And of course Brisbane after a terrible start this year,
Speaker 7: been phenomenal and both of them have come back from
Speaker 7: incredible positions during this final series and produced heroics the
Speaker 7: win matches that.
Speaker 1: We will never forget.
Speaker 7: So hopefully they can do a bit of the same tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Bruce.
Speaker 2: We mentioned earlier this morning that there's always a heartbreak
Speaker 2: story and there's always a really feel good story. So
Speaker 2: for the Lions Darcy four, potentially when a flag Oscar MacKinnon,
Speaker 2: he misses out, and for the Swans the skipper might
Speaker 2: not win a premiership. There's always a bit of a
Speaker 2: weird feeling for the guys who just miss.
Speaker 7: Out, for sure, Hajan, and you wonder how they really
Speaker 7: sort of handle it. I mean, because they've got to
Speaker 7: put on a brave face, aren't they they're going to
Speaker 7: say all the right things, but for some of them
Speaker 7: it must be so crippling in terms of going forward
Speaker 7: in their careers. I already fell for Callum Mills. He's
Speaker 7: had just an awful season, you know, mucking around with
Speaker 7: a teammate at the end of last year and doing
Speaker 7: the shoulder and then he struggled a bit when he
Speaker 7: came back, and unfortunately for him, when he came back,
Speaker 7: Sidney started losing and he sort of put two and
Speaker 7: two together and then he effer Van Final was a
Speaker 7: listed with those stories over the years, and you know
Speaker 7: it would be unusual not to have one or two
Speaker 7: of them, and we've got a couple on both sides
Speaker 7: this year.
Speaker 3: You just feel like there's going to be a match winner,
Speaker 3: don't you.
Speaker 4: You just feel like there was. There's going to be
Speaker 4: a hero in this situation. Is it an Isaac Keene,
Speaker 4: Is it a Charlie Cameron? Who do you think might
Speaker 4: step up in this situation?
Speaker 7: Aimed a couple that are high on the list. Charlie's
Speaker 7: doesn't need much of the ball to you know. He
Speaker 7: had got very few positions last year and kicked three
Speaker 7: goals and then he won it. For them, and he
Speaker 7: needs the obvious one because of what he's done this season.
Speaker 7: Rain is interesting. So if you think about Heeni and
Speaker 7: Rainer during this final series, what Rainer did last week
Speaker 7: in the last quarter, that that hanging mark in the
Speaker 7: center of the ground which was so important and an incredible,
Speaker 7: sublime left book goal, and then you go back to
Speaker 7: Heney's hangar at the SDG and the match against the
Speaker 7: Giants and then that crazy running gold that bounced through.
Speaker 7: Heene and Rainer and Cameron are three of the people
Speaker 7: that I think can turn a game on a dime.
Speaker 7: It's very even.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 7: I don't know how you guys are thinking. I'm finding
Speaker 7: it really hard to be confident about one team or
Speaker 7: the other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gone Sydney, I think, Bruce, I don't really
Speaker 5: know why, But I.
Speaker 3: Don't know why they delisted you, mate.
Speaker 5: YEA quite sure. I still got a software that's a
Speaker 5: bit of tough love right there.
Speaker 7: So does that mean that you're a bit like Callum Mills.
Speaker 7: You're feeling a little bit left out this week?
Speaker 2: Even more so Bruce when I turned up the celebrations
Speaker 2: and I go, who the hell are you? At least
Speaker 2: they know Callum Mill's name.
Speaker 7: You can say, I'm just like this Nover reporter and
Speaker 7: this Nover host for that and Channel seven.
Speaker 5: I still got no ideas.
Speaker 2: I've gone Sydney and I've got Nick Baky for Norm Smith's.
Speaker 2: Which way you, Bruce if we put you on the spot?
Speaker 7: Oh it's well, I'm honestly I'm not going to give
Speaker 7: you one because I'm on the fence and I'm not
Speaker 7: doing ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I just don't know.
Speaker 7: I think it's so close to call. But I've always
Speaker 7: had a soft spot for both these teams. Philip, I'm
Speaker 7: going to be smiling at the end of the match.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, Bruce, how many how many
Speaker 4: Grand Finals have you covered? And does it still get
Speaker 4: you super excited?
Speaker 7: It does, Jody, I don't know how many I've done it.
Speaker 7: The first one I did was nineteen ninety for Channel
Speaker 7: seven was going back and we had a bit of
Speaker 7: a break because we didn't have the right for about
Speaker 7: five years and I haven't done it for a while,
Speaker 7: so yeah, it has to work it out, but oh god,
Speaker 7: when you walk through the gates, you know, and I'll
Speaker 7: be on the ground for a while tomorrow, both both
Speaker 7: before the match and after the match, so I know,
Speaker 7: I'm super excited. It's a different role for me. I'm
Speaker 7: not calling so that yeah, you're not quite as connected,
Speaker 7: but just to be part of it. I feel like
Speaker 7: I'm a crumbing forward pocket tomorrow and if I get
Speaker 7: nearly touch, I can't wait.
Speaker 4: You are cam Rainer. Once you get a sneer, you, Bruce.
Speaker 4: It is such a privilege to talk to you always.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for joining us this morning. I
Speaker 4: know you're a busy man.
Speaker 1: Please you guys, Jody and Hazies.
Speaker 5: Kylie.
Speaker 4: Kylie's back bringing her attention to order the Adelaide Entertainment Center.
Speaker 4: All tickets on sale Wednesday. For details here to Frontier
Speaker 4: Touring dot com.
Speaker 3: But if you don't want to do that, if you'd.
Speaker 4: Like your tickets for free, then why don't you participate
Speaker 4: in a little bit of Kylie Oki.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kyl yak, this is an opportunity for you to
Speaker 2: scord some tickets.
Speaker 5: All you have to do is just finish up the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we all know Kyl and I songs so intimately.
Speaker 5: Even the people are like, I don't know, Kylie.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do, Yeah, you know better than you think
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Playing this morning is Rachel from Mount Barker. Good morning, Rage,
Speaker 4: Hi guys, Hello, we're great. Are you looking forward to
Speaker 4: the Grand Final tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh it's your team? Which one.
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 5: I love you love Sydney.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, cool, cool, cool, favorite player four.
Speaker 3: Player of course, little Isaac, little blondie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty fall Isac?
Speaker 3: All right, Rachel? How well do you know the Kylie lyrics? Okay,
Speaker 3: we're just about to put you to the test.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: What you need to understand is that you cannot just
Speaker 3: say the word. You have to sing them. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: all right, right, if.
Speaker 5: You're driving, you don't need to dance. Okay, all right,
Speaker 5: here we go, Rachel. Listen up, say the same.
Speaker 8: I don't go down?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: What happens here? What happens to you?
Speaker 3: Happens? Okay?
Speaker 5: Oh? Like I said, no, it's a grassy good try.
Speaker 5: Not good enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to leave from Vale Park.
Speaker 3: Haylee, Hey, good morning. All right, let's rip straight into it.
Speaker 3: A bit of Carlioki from you.
Speaker 1: Please, here we go.
Speaker 5: Let's try for some joy that I got.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go again.
Speaker 3: Courtney from Callington, Good morning, Courtney, good morning, guys. How
Speaker 3: are you We're good? Thank you? All right, let's rip
Speaker 3: straight into.
Speaker 5: It, Courtney. Would you like to hear it again?
Speaker 1: Or you?
Speaker 5: Are you confident and go straight in? Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5: Let's go, Courtney, fab favor?
Speaker 1: Do you like it?
Speaker 7: Life?
Speaker 1: This done?
Speaker 4: You're heading to Kylie Minogue the Adelaide Entertainment Center for
Speaker 4: the tension.
Speaker 5: That's good and that was tense, wasn't it? It was okay, sweating,
Speaker 5: sweating of the storm.
Speaker 3: World done? Courtney. Congratulations, Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: That's very great, good stuff. Courtney, all right, that was
Speaker 5: an adventure, It really.
Speaker 4: Wasn't I had to google the lyrics very quickly. Then
Speaker 4: I'm quite sure of the answer.
Speaker 5: Okay, this was right up the top for so long. Shanon,
Speaker 5: what about me?
Speaker 2: When you hear at thirteen and twenty four ten for
Speaker 2: an exclusive invite? It's just a good song. It's a
Speaker 2: really good song, so much so that someone should definitely
Speaker 2: do an advertising campaign using this song.
Speaker 5: Hang on a second, it isn't there.
Speaker 7: No ship?
Speaker 5: Oh you might have seen this hat rolling around on
Speaker 5: Channel seven.
Speaker 2: The face of Channel seven's a free sport campaign is
Speaker 2: the wonderful Shannon off and we'll speaking about it off here. Jodes,
Speaker 2: how's it taken twenty years to come up with the
Speaker 2: what about free?
Speaker 4: It seems so obvious and such beautiful synergy. Shannon, Oh,
Speaker 4: the man himself.
Speaker 1: Get I go there, going good, good, You're.
Speaker 2: Going on a twenty anniversary. Take us through it and
Speaker 2: in particular, where have you been?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I've done all the major captivities with the
Speaker 11: first block and then the second one. We're doing regional
Speaker 11: so we've got Wangaratta and we've got Wadonga and Bendy
Speaker 11: goes the weekend after after il Grand Final, so not
Speaker 11: this weekend next week against that. Yeah, really looking forward
Speaker 11: to the show has been going really really well. Touch
Speaker 11: bat feedback and yeah, it's been so much fun. My
Speaker 11: young bag's with us, is doing the support. So that's
Speaker 11: just an added bonus, which is terrific.
Speaker 4: Coinciding with your twentieth anniversary, that's what I'm talking about tour.
Speaker 4: We are also having a birthday. Nova is twenty years
Speaker 4: old here in Adelaide, Naughsey.
Speaker 11: That's awesome. Yeah, I've done stuff and over right from data.
Speaker 11: It's doing great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're having a party. Can come along if you
Speaker 3: like the district.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there good.
Speaker 2: Before before we let you go, I've just got a
Speaker 2: couple of random questions for you. The way that you're sing,
Speaker 2: I could only imagine it's quite taxing on your vocal
Speaker 2: cords across the journey.
Speaker 5: Have you had any issues with your vocals and how
Speaker 5: do you manage it all?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I had a little bit of a thing years ago,
Speaker 11: but it was from reflux, so it was a bit
Speaker 11: of like an L three thing on the back of
Speaker 11: my vocal cords and I've got to layer it off.
Speaker 11: That was years ago apart from that, but yeah, it
Speaker 11: worked out really really well. I was only sort of
Speaker 11: on the final one for two and then had a
Speaker 11: gig straight away and it as good as goal again.
Speaker 11: But touch what I was sort of I've been really
Speaker 11: good over the years, but I do sing really hard
Speaker 11: sort of. It does wear it out of fair bick now.
Speaker 11: I mean, so the kids are always happy because I've
Speaker 11: got no voice to yell at them.
Speaker 4: The road on the weekend reflex is a bit of
Speaker 4: an old man's disease. But you're fitting quite well in
Speaker 4: the show because I've got shingles at the moment.
Speaker 11: You all, it's all in fun of US's great things
Speaker 11: to forward to it.
Speaker 5: He knows your last question, what's sort nick?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: And at the moment, because you emerged with one of
Speaker 2: the great rigs a few years ago, are you still
Speaker 2: you still keeping.
Speaker 8: Up with it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I had a couple of months after starting. You
Speaker 11: just had a cook albow, you know then, and but
Speaker 11: I've sort of got over that now and really back
Speaker 11: in trying pretty hard. So so yeah, not too bad,
Speaker 11: and it made pretty happy with it, to be honest,
Speaker 11: but oh the bottom half gone, I've got it and
Speaker 11: even they replace.
Speaker 1: The not too many.
Speaker 5: Are a waste of time.
Speaker 4: Anyways, Oh, thank you so much for having your chat
Speaker 4: with us, and yeah, good luck with a new campaign.
Speaker 3: It's seven sports, what about free?
Speaker 4: You are the face of it and the face of
Speaker 4: reflex now, so congratulations, good on your God