WEBVTT - "Where's the F**k'n Prawn Toast?" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:05.400 What a magical week. Magical, magical magic magic. It is 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.920 the birthday week of none other than Patricia and Matthew. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:11.520 Last it was it last week. It was my birthday. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:18.280 Now the supplementaries. Congratulations, How are you dud fifty five? 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:18.720 Trish? 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:19.440 How old are you? 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:21.000 Don't be so brue fifty six? 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:23.280 Don't be so brute. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.600 To pelvic floor? Have you times you giggles there? It's 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.720 just you's trying to sneeze. Is it sneeze? 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.800 Does it really cough sneeze? 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:32.560 What is that? 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.360 But that's is that just age? Is it like menstruation? 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.640 No, don't cool urine. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:43.440 You see oftentimes people who the city surf ladies the 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:48.560 surf it affects the pelvic floor someentimes urine. Anyway, let's 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.279 let's not go there. But anyway, it's a common occurrence. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:55.880 And poor Luigi he was sexed yesterday. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:01:00.840 He was twenty seventh, My birthday twenty eighth, Louis sex 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.520 twenty ninth, Trisha's birthday. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.000 Three painful pull the You've been doing that a lot, 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:07.720 like you put the mic like under your chin? 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:09.760 Yeah right, why do you do that? I just do it? 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.480 Sorry, he's a bit more professional than you. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.400 Brother, but that's not where you put it. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.560 Well, according to the way you were taught, how are 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.119 we by now defunct? Show on my Dad? 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.000 Yeah? I agree with Trisha's logic. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:25.040 Could I just say something straight about here? My god, 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.600 it's hard to get good service. I took Trish today. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.320 It's not talking about the which restaurant is. I took 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.120 Trish today. All she ever wants is Oyster's Morning. 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.760 I've still been waiting for them from Mother's. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.360 Day and I took it a place. We found a 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:41.800 place in Oyster's Morney. I must say the service was horrendous. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.640 It was so bad, right. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.080 The person coming up and Trisha and I was sort 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:47.120 of in a little bit of rush. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.680 Well that's just people ringing your birthday. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:51.640 Turn your ringer off? 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.360 And how old are you anyway? 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.200 So what fifty six you are? 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.680 So the person was coming up, and honestly, the lady 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.760 came up that's three times, said you just want any drinks? 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.280 Where You're like, no, no, no, we just want the 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:07.840 menus the menus final again. Then we went disappeared again, 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:11.720 came back. Trish goes, can can we order when you're ready? 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:16.040 She goes, oh, I'm ready. So we order comes back anyway, 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.000 This goes on honestly constant disaster. When I said the 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.160 trash were n't have to pay, which would be the 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:26.760 most straightforward part, stuffed up there and wait and wait 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:27.760 for this, wait for this. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:31.120 People. Doesn't this say a lot these days about about 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.240 service industry. Wouldn't believe it. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.760 There's the payment and then she pointed, how much tip 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.639 do you want to give me? I just went straight 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.840 onto no tip. I get so sorry. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.320 I get so awkward when a lot of places now 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.560 and it's like you have to actually hit you know, 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.000 five percent, like it's just and they're staring at you. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:47.280 Yeah. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.799 Look, I don't tip it because like it's Australia, but 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.920 it's an awkward thing you have to do. It's not if. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.600 It's actually good service. I am so happy to tip. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.359 Do you tip in a Stralia? Yeah, you do. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:08.000 Avoid but you must also always check your bill, the 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.919 bill that they give you, because sometimes they'll automatically put 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.240 it on automatically last year a tip on top of that, 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.560 which is incredibly rude, and be careful on a public 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:21.360 holiday or a Sunday, they'll automatically Yeah. And then on 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.560 the grounds of that, I don't tip. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.840 But the service today was so bad. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.080 But I'm serious, like when a person gets employed to 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:33.519 do a job like honestly too. They were so disinterested, 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.320 just a little thing when she talked, like poor Tricia's 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.320 water she spilt someone on the table and there was 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:40.760 no life. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.120 But you know what I mean, there was no. 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.960 There was just no and anything she did and then 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.320 at the end to go and pay, and that's stuffed up. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:51.000 And the audacity, how much for it going? 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:52.440 Are you? 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:52.880 Like? 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.480 Are you in fairy land? Are you in the land 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:56.360 of unicorns? 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:01.520 I have never seen you so passionate about service, And 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.040 I know I get you just turned fifty five, so 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.160 maybe it's an age thing, but I feel like all 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.800 you ever complained about now is like service or problems 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:13.480 with technology or people because winch people. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:18.400 On that note, what did I get for your birthday, Matthew? 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:21.120 And and how did I almost ruin your birthday? 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:24.160 Well? Look, I like people. 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.120 I like to keep my life very very simple, and 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:33.880 trusport me one of those whoop things. I a whoop anyway, 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.280 It's just there's so much information coming at you. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:37.440 It's just overwhelming. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.280 And it's not because you actually have to go to 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.120 your phone to look at it. It's nothing happening. 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:41.839 It's overwhelming. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:45.599 Yeah, but you know, here's the I'll whack up Dad here, 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:46.560 just with this one thing. 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:47.120 You. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.280 You know, Dad for a long time better than us 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.880 all and over the years you've bought him presents. Did 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.240 you really think buying him a present that required him 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:56.839 to use technology was smart? 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:57.240 Like you? 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:58.920 I said, it all up for him, all he's got 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:02.479 to do and hang on. That was a few days ago, Matthew. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.200 Are you enjoying it now? 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.640 I'm despising it. Are you not despising it? 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.480 It's just he's like I did sixteen thousand. Yes, Because 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.400 he said that was being without my dreaming. I went, well, 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:16.279 that doesn't surprise. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.320 So now he's just sitting on his phone, scrolling on 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.720 TikTok and just see how many steps you have? 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, little bit. Sleep quality is very interesting. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.720 Sleep quality first night atrocious. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.800 First night I had a drink. Times you have a 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.080 few beers and you you know, yeah. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:33.080 Wake up, Jesus slept Well, that's birthday night. I looked 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:38.359 at woop and and sleep was thirty eight percent. Yeah, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:42.200 last night, no beers went to bed, didn't sleep probably 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:44.800 as long. We've got eighty six percent no way. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:48.120 Wow, And it's taken it's taken you fifty five years 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.479 to realize that maybe clean living is the word. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.360 We could have told him for a long long time, 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:56.120 but until a whoop, sick game along. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.880 And freaking whoop. I don't know why you keep saying whoop. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:00.599 Just to you. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.719 By the way, how was your How was your trip 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:03.839 to towns Fall with Uncle Joey? 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:05.800 Yeah it was good. It was good. We got a 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.880 p j U I know, your little ship. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.160 Everyone's been saying, what's going on private chat? 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.840 Yeah, we got one of that. We got I know. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.520 You know, it's funny because I told Dad, I said, 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.279 we're getting a p J up. And then because initially 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:23.280 before I said, before I got Uncle Joey to come up, 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.479 I offered it to Dad and he said, I'm too 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:27.679 busy that time of the year and he has radio 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.960 on that well in the morning when we were doing 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:33.080 the lunch in Townsville. And then but then when when 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.360 he heard there was a pj involved on the as 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.200 the day before, Dad goes. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.720 Oh Jesus, I'm. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:40.840 Trying to work out a way that maybe I might 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.159 be able to come up with you big ah, that's 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.800 all those seats are fall on that PJ. Now it 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.640 wasn't was it. It was it was an extra seat, 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.520 but Joey laid down. Joey he was so there was 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:53.880 a full seat of plays. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.799 Not Townsville and that's Womb. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:02.480 It was to Womb Airport, any any Queensland. So there 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.240 was a it was a four seater plane, right, and 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.880 the Mitch who Mitch Doyle, who was running the lunch 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.280 and he came down on the day before, so he 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.160 had one of the seats, Mitch Quinn who was obviously 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.200 he was flying the plane, and then I was in one, 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.320 and then there were two there and Joey said, oh, 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.200 can I have that one? Because I want to be horizontal. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.240 So he was like the whole time, three hours up 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.000 to Townsville. He put his extended his legs out and 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:29.239 just slept completely horizontal, slept the whole way, just slept 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:29.840 the whole way. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:30.160 Like a light. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:31.960 Because he did leave early, didn't you. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:36.120 Five thirty am? And he hadn't, so he had he 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.840 had he had Thursday night footy. It was doing the 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.240 Penrith Parramatta game. So he was there till eleven in 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.480 the sheds. But the night before that he had a 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.040 big night. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.000 So I've seen a photo. Yeah, Joey's standards, so I 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:48.760 think it was pretty big. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.680 Yeah, yeah, he had a big night. And if he 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.720 was like he ranged me the next day. He rang 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.880 me the next day and he was like, we're still going, 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:00.560 We're still going to Townsville Record and I go, yeah, yeah, 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:02.440 it's been booked in for like five months. And he goes, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.960 what time's a flight five point thirty? Oh I got 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.360 and he just I was like, I don't know what 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.560 kind of Joey I'm about to get at this lunch, 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.000 And because you just as you know, there's a really 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.920 good charismatic side. Oh yeah, and then there's if he 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:19.320 doesn't want to be somewhere. He filled that ship. To 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.520 be fair, he was on fire up there was he. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:24.480 Ask you sorry, Jack? 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.040 No, I was just like, I gress you got dinner 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:27.600 with him after the Manly Game the other night, and 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.840 he was just telling me stories about Cooper's time up there. 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:32.920 But he did something weird though, because we went to 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.719 after the Shark's Manly Game. Sharks obviously pumped Manly and 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:38.959 Brendan Cowe came along. He was like a pig and 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.360 ship after Manley got sumped by the shark. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:42.320 He's a big sharky. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:46.120 But Joey ordered, we had Chinese. Joey ordered fried rice 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.320 and as it came out, it came on the table. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.160 Joey grabbed the fried rice. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.280 And sprinkle it in front of him. Apparently it's good 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.040 luck if you dirty the table up before you start eating. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:56.800 Yeah. 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.360 No, and then and then the lady he told that, 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.560 because mate, it's a real thing in China. Then the 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.400 lady who came so the rest of the food went, 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:05.840 what the fuck are you doing? 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:13.440 Chinese isn't for dads. For Dad's birthday, we went to 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:16.440 mister Wong's Chinese restaurant and didn't they say that the 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.120 messy of the table, it's like really respectful because it 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.800 shows that you loved your meal. That's what the way 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:22.040 to said when you cleaned up a table. 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:23.560 Did he really the French? 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.160 Oh, we've got to share the story. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.079 It wasn't on the rundown. We have to share this story. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:33.000 So okay, let me let me paint a picture for 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.600 our listeners here, Tricia, And if I get anything wrong 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.400 in this details, save it for the end, Please. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:42.600 Start defend yourself in advance. 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:46.920 Matt's most favorite thing in the world is pronto's. Yeah, 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.800 and prontos at this particular restaurant, I'm correct. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.160 So we're at this plate and it was his birthday, correct, Trisha, 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.040 please wait until the end, please go on. So we're 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.840 getting we're asking for Mum's doing the ordering, which was 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.800 a disaster in itself. But we say to Tricia, she goes, 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.320 I'm going to order the entros toev right. Anyway, as 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:08.199 some busy restaurants do, if you're going to order something, 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.560 they have to check like it sort of comes as 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.920 a it's more the chef's request, whatever the chef's cooking, 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.319 or based on what other people have ordered. You can't 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.480 if you want prawntos, you can't just get five or 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.280 six prontos. They'll give it with a variety of other things, 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.120 because based on supply and demand. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:24.400 Yes, so Patricia. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:26.760 So Patricia asked. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:27.200 Never heard of it? 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.360 Can I please get you know, these dumplings and the prontos, 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.240 And all the way to said was I'm just gonna 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.040 have to check with the chef that I can get 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:37.600 enough for everyone, just because you know, supplying demand and 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.280 at dinner you can't request, you can't just order a 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.120 serving of it, like it's based on what the chef's cooking. 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:45.720 And we all went, okay, sweet, everyone understood it. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.240 If you don't understand it, people, let me write. 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.880 Everyone Gemma, Cooper, Poppy. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:53.880 But it didn't make sense, Sad. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.440 Hold on until one woman couldn't understand it. And not 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:58.680 only could she not understand it, she couldn't let it go. 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.080 She was going, I just want five prontos to everyone. 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:04.640 It's Matt's birthday. I want five. And he was going, yeah, 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.520 I understand that. I just have to check with the 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.880 chef and and then I'll come back and confirm it. 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.680 But I have to check with him. She goes, I'm 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.120 not asking for anything out of the ordinary. I just want 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:16.319 I just don't I want five pronto We were there 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:17.040 for ten minutes. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.680 Yeah, it's got so awkward. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:19.840 My hands was sweating. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:23.400 If they all got I didn't get sweaty. Jackob finished, 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:28.880 I've experienced this so many times. And the guy was like, yes, ma'am, yes, 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:32.160 but ma'am, I don't of course what it is. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.160 He said, you know, it's just supply. I have to 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.199 go and just check with the chef. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:36.480 He couldn't have been any nice. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.920 It could be nice Tricians doing that puzzled look low. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.920 That was the worst pit that got me. Right, We're 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.040 going it's okay, Trishan, It's all right, he's going to check, 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.280 just keep ordering. And she was looking at us like 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:52.440 for almost like for to have her back. Yeah, I'm going, 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:54.720 I'm going Tricia's. And she's like holding the menu are 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.280 and she's looking at us going like yeah, like this 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:59.920 like this idiot. Yeah, but we're going. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.440 You're the I'm actually looking at the guy with puppy 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.800 dog eyes going I'm so sorry, and he's looking at 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:06.080 me going, I'm so sorry. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:06.880 You're married to her. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.840 It was and at the end it was I remember 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.920 just going to Trisha was going, well there just whoa, 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.360 whoa world, let's just and it was. 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:22.600 Do Trish, now, I'll let you talk here. You were 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:23.280 being rude? 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.439 Do you were? Do you? 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:25.400 You? 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:28.600 Will you? Will you? She's very stubborn people. 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.360 Not the first time she's been rude the last fortnight 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:30.679 as well. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.600 Will you admit that you might have not listened properly 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:41.439 and maybe not have maybe approached it the best possible. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:46.840 Way you finished, that's a question. All he had to 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.719 say the way he was saying it, because I had 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:54.760 ordered the dim sum platter platter. The way he was 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.880 saying it, he was making it out as though the 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:02.080 prontos was a part of that. And I'm like, oh no, no, no, 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.440 I want like I want to some play, but I 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.120 want to order prontoast as well. All he had to 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:13.679 say was I'm sorry, ma'am mademoiselle, but we don't offer 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.200 prawn toast for dinner, which is crazy because we've had 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.000 a number of times. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:22.280 I said, yes, is that right Matt with the chef. Yes, 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.120 but he always has to check with the chef. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:25.040 That's what he was saying. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:30.160 We all got it, honestly, he won like going go 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:33.400 score six to one and six to one his way 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.200 when he came back. Would you believe people he actually 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.079 delivered on it. He came back because he wouldn't have 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.079 been game too. I actually kissed his hands. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.000 I said, you are I love As he walked away. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.199 As we left the thing, he goes, he goes, Jesus, 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.920 I can't wait for the bad review because I think 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:51.520 he must not say that to me. He must have 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.160 penciled you in one of those ones that send a 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.920 nasty email and going dear mister Wong. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:02.679 No, but in my fence. Then Jem was with us, 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.560 and she doesn't eat seafood, and a lot of the 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:05.960 dim sum had seafood. 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.800 Totally different issue, though totally different. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:14.959 But when after he explained the non seafood options to her, 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.280 she looked at me and went, Okay, I get it. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:24.440 No, you're bringing allies and you can't. You can't say 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.000 the only way for you to understand is by one avenue. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.520 People can explain things in many other ways. You can't 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.040 just expect someone to explain it the way. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.080 Can I just explain one last thing? You boys often 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:40.840 get yourselves into predicaments. It's because you don't like to 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.280 ask questions or get clarity on things. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:44.760 We don't like confortation that. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.880 It's not confrontation to ask someone something. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:51.440 But it was clear for me, Tru, that's like saying, 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.280 that's like your barber giving you a shit haircut and 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.560 then telling him that's a sht haircut. Just get on 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.960 with your day and we'll talk shit about him in 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:58.240 the car. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.520 But I just wanted to Mattie's prawntost and as I 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.360 said at the time, it's no, Biggie, just let's let's 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.560 just let's just roll through this. It's fine. But nonetheless 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.520 it was. It was eventful. I really enjoyed a Poppy 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:16.680 was a partner. She was like she was absolutely she was. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:18.520 She was so silent the whole time. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.640 Yeah, she was. She and we talked. We talked about 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:22.280 it on the way home. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:26.760 Now our last week. What was really interesting, got a 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.360 lot of feedback. You're talking about when you go to 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:33.320 the movies. Yeah, and you'll pee in your cup. You 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.400 get a large, a large drink, and throughout the film 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.560 you were urinating the cup. I remember times being at 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.440 the movie with the Robbie Williams one and you're moving 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:41.920 around the cinema and going what are you doing? And 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:42.960 you were actually peeing in a cup. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.120 Yeah, well it's just it's psych You keep watching the 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:46.200 movie because. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.200 You don't want to miss out. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.200 Well, I don't know what's coming up. 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:51.440 Well, i'll get something for you right before that. That 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.440 and I say, it's a week with people peeing cups. 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.480 Came out of day views. When he does stand up, 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:01.680 he'll go side of stage sometimes and Peana Cup does Yeah. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:04.640 So he personation yes, Hi, I'm Dave Hugh. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:09.320 Hi everyone, It's hey everyone, Welcome to the Dave Youth Podcast. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.840 I just wanted to say, what's the deal with I 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.640 remember as the kid watching Seinfeld and when Jerry came 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:21.200 in and everybody said, Gezy, that's pretty good. 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:22.640 That's pretty good, actually very good. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.200 I like what you do with your face and new 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:25.280 eyes in your marriage. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:25.880 You got to do it. 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:31.720 Could you possibly say throat? Could you possibly say a 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:37.120 word for word? I don't understand. Why can't I have prawntoast. 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.880 I don't understand why can't I have prawntoast? 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:44.200 See, I get it, Husy. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.600 Well, let me tell you something, Cooper, as far as 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:50.120 you're urinating into a cup, which I totally understand because 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:52.360 you don't know in a movie you haven't seen before, 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:53.760 if you're going to walk out and you don't miss 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.480 something vital, Well, people, there is an app, a new 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.840 app out called the run It's called the run pe app, right, 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.000 So what you can do to download it and you 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:04.119 just type in what if you're going to go see 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:07.080 like The Odyssey, and it'll tell you exact times through 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:08.720 the film you can walk out. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:09.960 The run Pee app and. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.480 You're not going to miss anything really violent. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:12.480 How did you find this? 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:17.280 I don't know, you know it was it was it 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:18.320 was Dan and Camp Camp. 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:20.760 He was talking about you know, you know what Matt's 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.320 like major worrying life is if we ever go to 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:29.119 a stage show or a seated concert, you can you 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:31.359 put us right on the end. No, I don't want 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:32.600 to sit right in the end. I want to sit 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:33.400 in the good seat. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.320 Every time we got the up the Hume Highway up 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:40.359 to Newcastle, we it's like straight up, I've got a 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:42.520 good video of Dad, just like on the straight on 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:43.879 the highway. You just got to get off, got to 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:45.720 get off. Now I need to win and it comes 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.480 quick and it's him so quick. 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:49.520 You need to use the pea bottle I brought you. 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:52.159 Well when you get past fifty or something. 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:53.920 It just. 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.399 When you put the run pe app just download it. 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:00.679 And as I said before, if you i'll watch out 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.359